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H it is time to leave your
worries outside and join me Dan O'Malley along

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with Trey Trenholm and Rod Sharma right
here inside the treehouse. It is Friday,

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February twenty third, twenty twenty four. I do I'm with it right

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the especially the facial expression you make
when you when you do give your Friday

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it is it is. It is
a sight to beld, especially especially like

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that time when I really get into
it and I try to hit that note

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that only the lead singer of the
Darkness seems to be able to hit.

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But yeah, once the uh,
I referred I refer to that face as

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as the as the stank face.
Okay, singers get it when they try

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to hit a certain note, and
the stink face is most common with guitar

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players because when they when they get
when they reach down to the bottom of

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the fret and they really want to
lay into a high pitched note, their

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face automatically goes, yeah, it's
that squint where they're trying to like gotta

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hit that and I and I refer
to that as like you got to put

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some stink on it to get that
note, and to put some stink on

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it you got to make that face, gotcha? Okay? And I call

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it, you know, put some
stink on it, because it's also the

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face you make sometimes if you turn
around and look at what you just did

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in the bowl, like the O'Malley
stink. Hey you have it too,

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he just made. But it is
time leave those worries outside, join us

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inside the treehouse. Let's get stupid. There was actually a lot to get

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to today, a lot of fun
stuff, but there is there's some serious

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stuff going on, like you know, there was there was a pretty uh

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there was a violent stabbing in Austin
last night. Oh no, but first

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birthdays. Actually the stabbing wasn't last
night. It was a couple of days

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ago. But still sometimes news isn't
always quickly breaking. But today is day

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February twenty third, two twenty four
birthdays today. Dakota Fanning turns twenty nine.

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Started out as a little girl and
I am Sam opposite Sean Penn in

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one of the last portrayals of a
quote unquote act. Well, what's the

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proper way to say this? I
was waiting to see what you were going

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to say. I don't want to
say normal guy playing a special needs person

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because that's not exactly PC anymore,
it's certain, and because normal is not

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really a fair tern because what is
normal these days? I think all of

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us have realized that there really isn't
any actual normal anymore. We're all left

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up in some way. So maybe
it would be the proper way to describe

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Sean Pinn's portrayal of a disabled or
is that that's not even proper in some

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cases mentally challenged? Yeah, but
I can see some people argument whatever,

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Sean Penn played a role that nowadays
he probably wouldn't get the role because he's

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not himself challenged. It's like an
able bodied person portraying a disabled body.

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I don't know, because there's been
this uproar lately. Well maybe not an

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uproar, but there's been argument saying
it's like, well, if you're not

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this thing in real life, then
you shouldn't be portraying it in a role,

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which, when you say that out
loud, is also kind of ridiculous

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because that's the whole point of acting. Yes, it's like, well,

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you know, Steve McQueen was not
actually bullet. Yes, a straight man

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playing a gay man doesn't matter.
He's not that person either. Away,

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but saying well you have to be
gay to play gay or something like that.

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Well, that's at the end of
the day. I don't know.

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I'm just trying to do birthdays.
It's not even that. I mean,

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if you remember, we had the
guy on who used to do the videos

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he and his brothers for the Retarded
Policeman and that was twenty years ago,

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but people were still and he liked, like, that's was his thing.

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Ponce loved doing it, and you
know, he wanted to be an actor.

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That was but people would still say, oh my god, you're exploiting

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him. And he's like, no, like yo. He was having a

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blast, but people were still complaining. So it's damned if you do,

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damned if you don't. It very
much is and and that's a great example

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because that's one that's a that's an
example I think about actually pretty often because

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this is how that all worked.
Everything you said, Trey is one hundred

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percent accurate. And the additional wrinkle
would be the people trying to look out

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for Ponce, who was the uh, the actor with down syndrome or traying

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the retarded Policemen and YouTube videos which
were hysterical. He was in on it.

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He helped write them. He was
the star of the show and everything.

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But those people that should that you're
exploiting him. When at the same

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time, when he would clap back
and say this this is my thing.

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I enjoy doing it, I help
produce it, I write it, then

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they would say, well, you
don't know any better. M hm oh

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wow, So now you just made
it worse under the guise of trying to

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help. So at a certain point
you just got to let people do what

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they do. And if you enjoy
it, you enjoy it. If it

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offends you, then you know,
go watch puppies running around in a meadow.

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I mean I don't know what to
do. Yeah, I uh I.

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When you said acting, I was
like, that's that's correct, that's

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what it's supposed to be. And
I understand the argument of if there is

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a gay person that can play this
gay character, then they should get that

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role. But if somebody's a better
actor than you, yeah, then give

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it to them. I mean I
think, well we can go back and

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look at them movie like Scarface and
go, yeah, you know what,

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they probably should have put a Cuban
in there. Yeah, had one,

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just fun, but they did.
Angel Salazar is one of his right hand

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men in the show, and he's
the one who trained because I know Angel,

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Angel trained Pacino to do that accent
because that's how Angel talks. So

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al Pacina was just doing an impression
of angels house. And it's not that

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he did he did, he didn't
do a great job. I'm just saying,

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literally talking about a movie that really
there are no you know, it's

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about you know, cocaine and whatever
else, but oh there's there's hardly any

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Latin people in the movie. Yeah, yeah, you're right, because it's

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a movie that's supposed to be about
a Cuban drug cartel and the cast is

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made up of mostly Italian Americans.
I mean, if they remade the movie

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today, it would star Leonardo DiCaprio. I would still watch it. You

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damn right, I would. I
would watch I would. I've realized also

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the other day I would watch almost
anything with Leonardo DiCaprio. Yeah, he

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is. I didn't realize it,
but he sneakily snuck into like my top

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five favorite actors without even mean,
without even really realizing it. Sneakily snucking.

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Mm hmm. I like that,
Raja said at the beginning of the

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show Let's Get stupid. That includes
that includes my language abilities today. Uh

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so anyway, there are birthdays Dakota
Fanning. It is thirty today. She

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started out and I am Sam.
Most recently I saw her in Equalizer three

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with Denzel Washington. Yeah, yeah, that's if you if you have to

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fly anytime soon, that's a good
one. That had that on the last

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flight I was on. That's one
that'll make that's about just shy of two

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hours if I remember I fly by. Uh other birthdays today. We also

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have Emily Blunt, actress. She
is forty one. She's the Rocks co

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star in the Jungle Cruise movie that
nobody asked for. She was also Mary

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Poppins and Mary Poppins Returns. She
was in the Devilwaar's product and lots of

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people love her for killing Tom Cruise
over and over and over again. And

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actually what I think maybe one of
Tom Cruise's finest films, Edge of Tomorrow.

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If you guys have not seen Edge
of Tomorrow with Tom Cruise and Emily

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Blunt, do yourself a favor.
Do it. It's a great sci fi

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movie, all right, I have
not seen it. Take my word for

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it. Even if you can't stand
Tom Cruise, It's still worth it because

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it's a good movie and also because
he dies like one hundred different times.

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I don't understand this argument of people
that go, I don't like Tom Cruise,

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Like, what's not like? What's
not to like about it? Like

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he's sometimes sometimes for people it's hard
to separate the artist from the art or

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the person from the art. Yeah, I can do it. Like Tom

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Cruise completely shifted public opinion on him
when he was with Katie Holmes and he

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went on Oprah and looked like a
maniac in love. And then the worst

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thing was he goes on the Today
Show and the Star prescription drug explaining to

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Matt Lauer and saying how brook Shields
is wrong for postpartum depression and all these

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things. That's where it began.
That's where it truly began. Where he

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was just a real prick and trying
to separate the prick from his good work.

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For a lot of people, they
weren't able to do it. It

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was a scientology thing, right,
That's where he was getting that from.

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Yeah, well he's not with scientology
anymore. He should and he can't for

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whatever reason, he won't come out
publicly against it. Maybe it's because he's

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afraid they'll kill him. Yeah,
I don't even say really that he's not

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part of the church anymore. Yeah, but that goes back to then they

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will kill you, Yeah, the
church. He truly was out of the

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church and thinks, oh my god, these people are nuts and I shouldn't

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have I should never have believed these
things. Yes, it would actually do

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him some good to get back on
Oprah's couch and jump up and down on

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it again and say I hate Scientology, and I think that would win back

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a number of people. Yeah,
but he would be like in the second

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jump and they'd be like, and
then that would be a Scientology sniper got

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him exactly because the leader of their
church right now, his wife's been missing

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for twenty five years and there's no
search for her. So if that's the

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case, like David Misscaviatt's wife has
been missing forever and nobody's seen her and

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not know that she's been missing for
like twenty years, And I thought they

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would know she's dead. I thought
that they kind of had her, like

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they locked away that one of their
camps, that's what they and but nobody

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Her assistant hasn't seen her in twenty
years. Hang on, this woman has

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been missing, yes, for over
two decades, and she still has an

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assistant. Yes, hello, employee
of the month. I mean, but

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it's just it's just a person who
works for the church. You can call

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it an assistant, but it's somebody
that works for the church. But nobody's

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seen her. So I'm like,
sure. Tom Cruise is like, hey,

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thank you guys so much for everything. I'll politely f off. I

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won't say anything, y'all don't get
me. Yeah, but that's how that

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I have to work. Are no
joke. They will get you. Yes,

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A favorite The Edge of Tomorrow.
Okay, speaking of Tom Cruise,

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I am a little nervous that they're
now talking Top Gun three. Yeah.

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No, no, it's not talking. It's I think it's been confirmed that

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it is confirmed Top Gun three.
Man. Oh, they're really rolling the

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dice on that one. Because I
will admit I liked I liked Top Gun

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Maverick. It was good. It
was it was It had a it was

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a little corny in a couple of
spots, but I was ultimately fine with

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it. And I've seen the movie
like three times, so obviously I enjoyed

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it. Yes, I don't know
if there's more meat on that bone.

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I'm with you. I kind of
think they should have let, you know,

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the sniper get him. They should
have just let Maverick and Penny fly

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off into the sunset and ended that
story. Now, yeah, we say

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that, And I didn't think he
could do that good of a movie,

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you know, thirty five years later
or whatever. So I maybe he can.

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Well, I mean, when you
when when your love interest goes from

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Kelly McGillis to Jennifer Connelly, then
that's a sequel worth watching. Es you

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look at current pictures. I think
he's exc like he's the executive producer of

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Top Gun three. They haven't said, but they haven't not said, if

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that makes sense. They haven't said
that he's in the movie or not in

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the movie and what capacity he's in
the movie. But he is. He's

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the one that confirmed. It's like, as executive producer, Top Gun three

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is gonna happen. And I'm with
you, I was like, what what

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ice is dead? Right? If
you know what happened? Like if they

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made this movie about sundown, that
would be so great Top Sunday, Top

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Gun three, The Sun Rises for
Sundown. He gets to go from the

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back of the jet into the pilot
seat. That's yeah, but you know

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that would be you know, Fi
flying Rubber turns to Hon Kong probably that's

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what you know. What's what's Sundown
doing? Now, Well, that's the

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whole point. There's got to be
that the transformation the heroes journey. I

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mean, in the original Top Gun, Sundown was in the back of the

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jet and when Goose died, he
immediately I get he was the only one

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available to fly with someone because he
was the only one I guess without a

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partner to fly with. He's just
waiting around for one of the white guys

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to die so we can get in
one of the jets and participate in Top

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Gun. So Top Gun three,
uh, Sundown it is as a pilot

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for Spirit and gets the call up. What I'd actually, I'd watch it.

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I would absolutely watch that movie.
I want to see I want to

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see Sundown get Get get his shot. You don't I was, I was,

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I was. I was hesitant about
Top Gun three. But you know,

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if they can if they can really
move that story along, Yeah,

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I just don't know what the storyline
would be. I don't know what it

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would be. It would have to
center around Goose's son, Who's Who's apparent

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who apparently can fly now by the
end of the especially because technically at the

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end of of Maverick he was retired. So yeah, that and then I

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saw the the premise for lethal Weapon
five. Wow, No, there's no

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Lethal weapon five. Are you making
this up now? I'm not. I

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first heard about it a couple of
years ago. But then that Yeah,

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uh, Merton Riggs were retired,
like and they retired to Miami as detectives

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or you know, it's like private
detectives. I'm like, god, running

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scared. That's you know, you're
getting really dangerously close. Well, yeah,

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but Murtag was saying in Lethal Weapon
one in like nineteen eighty seven that

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he was sick of this shit.
He was too old for this shit.

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he wakes up and like, you
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ready for more, I need a
paycheck? What that is? Okay?

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So lethal weapon five top gun three? Okay, I did think and this

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is just my conspiracy theory that when
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happened that they're setting something up for
Twins two. I had read that they've

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been talking about that project for years. No, really, I just thought.

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I just thought I was really intuitive, like, oh my god,

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this is what they're setting up Twins
right, let's let's not let's not burst

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Roger's belt. But yes, Roger, you're very intuitive. There was a

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successful film in Hollywood and no one
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you thought of it. That's correct, Twins too. It should be called

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Twins too. Men o pause.
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shouldn't be able to it shouldn't be
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no, no, that was a
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the one where he has the baby? I confused the two movies. I'm

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sorry, what's the one who Ronald
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I don't know. What's more embarrassing, your menopause joke or the fact

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that I knew the answer to that
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take an l on that one.
We should both get scientificy snipes. You're

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before I hit record, Daniel,
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artificial intelligence. You read something pretty
cool this morning. Based on anything you

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read in that article about artificial intelligence, are you going to have AI helping

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you in the roofing industry? Ay? I mean there's so many advances in

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that. I'm kind of scared personally. I don't know what to I don't

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know if someday that I feel like
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ago that computers were taking over the
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direction we're going. I'm just I
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up, I'm gonna come in here
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computer's gonna be like, f you, Daniel, it's not your control anymore.

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Is the movie you're talking about where
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that the terminator. No, no, no, no, there's just something

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else. This was. This was
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intelligence a hammer. You want to
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human touch. You're in good hands, not robotic hands. Give Daniel Cook

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But it's it's it's a close.
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H. There was one other birthday
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get to the violent stabbing in Austin
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Trey. Do either of you know
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is fifty six today. Do you
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No, Trey, I do not. We know him best as Skippy on

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Family Ties. Oh my god.
Wow. Yeah. So now I have

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a follow up question for you.
It is a mini version of something we've

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played in the trios for a long
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Raj Trey? Would you rather?
I'm really bad for this and I'm

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kind of sorry if you had to
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Family Ties or Michael J. Fox. Whose life are you taking right now?

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Michael J. Fowks shakey with money
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Family Tie's life right now or Michael
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gonna go with Skippy. You're gonna
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Uh income very interesting, Okay,
I like it. I like that

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You're you're rolling the dice with the
Skippy from Family Ties. But I had

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the shakes for years. I'll I'll
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already knows what it's like. Yeah, first time, Michael J. Fox.

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But do we know what Skippy's doing? Are you trading? Are you

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trading? Like Michael J. Fox
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he's a little shaky over Skippy who
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right now, but he's got his
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This is why I asked the questions. I really know. Let me see.

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Uh, I'm trying to see if
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doing now. He expanded his career
into television hosting. He was oh that's

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right. He was the lead on
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from eighty nine to ninety two.
Wow. He was in Killer Tomatoes Eat

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France in nineteen ninety one. I'm
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I have seen Killer Tomatoes one,
but I have not seen them eat

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France. Oh okay, but I
bet if I went to Pornhub, I'd

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find something else interesting that they might
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still acting. In twenty twenty four. He is playing Mayor Thorny in The

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Girl Too. Oh yeah, how
was The Girl one? Dan? Do

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you remember? Was it? Was
it something you recommend? Hang on,

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let me me click on to see
if I'm actually familiar with it. Hey?

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Also, he he is a member
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with Marshall Warfield of Night Court and
Jimmy Walker of Good Times. Wow.

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That is so he's in good company. Mm hmm, Well his autograph's worth

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more than ours. Yes, but
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coming back from Las Vegas with Jimmy
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And I call the club and I'm
like, hey, you guys have Jimmy

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Walker this week. And they go, oh my god, is he on

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your flight? I go, yeah, they go, can you come a

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ride to the club because they forgot
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was like, I'm not driving a
fort Worth, Paul, I'm not going

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to do it. If Jimmy Walker
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does he get arrested. No,
But if I'm sitting next to him,

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I do. Will said, all
right, today is Fred Day, February

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twenty third, twenty twenty four,
Earth days today. If you could,

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would you have sex with beer?
Trey? I don't know if that goes

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against your uh, your sober lifestyle
now I think it. But more importantly,

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why why would I want to have
sex with something that really doesn't even

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taste that good? Like that would
be the first time. Yeah, but

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I explain the why as I was
drunk he couldn't taste yeah. Yeah,

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Trey sober now, so he doesn't
have any good excuses, like when you

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wake up the next morning and you're
going, yeah, you'll know why.

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No, there there actually is a
vice. Dot Com did a story about

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a beer love toy for men.
A company called Blush is selling a beer

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A company called Blush is selling a
beer can sex toy for men. It

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looks like a sixteen ounce can but
the inside is designed to, you know,

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mimic something else. Some people have
resorted to calling the sixteen ounce cans

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pounders, so this kind of fits. I like it. The label on

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the beer can Love Toy is a
take on the old Schlitz logo, which

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is kind of fitting. But the
brand name is Shags Scchags. They have

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three different versions depending on your preference
of beer style, laggers, ales or

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stouts, and they retail for forty
dollars. Wow, okay, and now

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are you are you seeing the possibility
of the dando? Oh, We've seen

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the possibility of the dando for years. It's just a matter of can we

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actually take something from our mind and
make a real item out of it?

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And then once I start asking that
question, I hear doctor Ian Malcolm Jeff

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Goldblin's character in Jurassic Park saying they
were so busy concerning themselves if they could

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that they never asked themselves if they
should. And that's one of the reasons

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why we've never actually made a physical
actual dan. Though. Did you say

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the can is it's like modeled after
Schlitz? Yeah? The logo is is

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what did they put like a rooster
instead of the bull poking through or what

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you know what? I have not
seen it, but it does also beg

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a different question. Uh, and
and that is based on our alcohol of

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choice. So there's the story about
the beer can love toy for men.

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But the three of us are not
beer drinkers. Typically, we're liquor guys,

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right, So then based on your
preferred liquor, that would be your

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love toy, all right, which
is pretty ironic on two levels for Trey,

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one because he's sober now and two
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he was drinking. Be Jack Daniels, Raj, what is your liquor of

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choice right now? It's it is
whiskey? What brand? Uh? You

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know this is gonna say. I
just walked into this, and but I

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have to say it, Bullet.
You know what, though, yours is

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still better than mine, Raj,
because if they made a sex toy out

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of my preferred liquor, I'd be
having sex with Yakov smere enough. I

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don't know which one. I mean, you could be having what titas?

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So I don't know. Oh that
is true, it could have been with

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titos. But after all of this
thinking, it's like, where are the

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liquors named after women. It's really
bad though, so at least you don't

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drink ships sailor Jerry's. But there's
still an even worse whiskey choice out there,

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because there's a whiskey called Old Granddad, and I've tasted it and I

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got it more for the cork noise
it makes when you pop it open.

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Now, someone as ask me you're
talking about the Granddad or the bottle?

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Did it give you a dollar in
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of those plumbing on and needs.
So Valentine's Day is behind us, so

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I must ask you, Jacqueline,
how was your VD? I wouldn't want

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to start by saying that I don't
have VD. But Valentine's Day was good.

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Both Colby and I worked kind of
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that we were going to so we
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movie Argyle and we had the entire
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I enjoyed the movie. And because
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he napped. That works out.
You had a theater to yourself, he

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got a nice, cool place to
take a nap after a long day,

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and you got to see him be
in peace and quiet. You know that.

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That to me sounds like a successful
Valentine's Day. So congratulations. I

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thought it was great. I'd do
it again. Congratulations on your VD.

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Give Jacqueline a call from Brooks Plumbing
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most part, she spends most of
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the headline again of a story I
need to share with you, gentlemen.

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Do you think you guys are easily
tricked? Oh? You're thinking so long

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and hard about that terrifies me.
Yeah, I don't want to. I

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don't know if I wanted to admit
it, but yeah, Trey M.

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I'm generally. I mean, I
don't know how you could have worked on

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the show for a decade and say
you're easily I mean, you're not saying

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without admitting I'm a dip shit.
I'm gonna say no because I've had enough

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lessons and I'm skeptical enough, just
not not. I don't know that you

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know the inquisitive nature of my mind
other than are just the Pavlovian beating of

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the Russ Martin Show. No,
it's from from our old radio days.

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We've been conditioned to have a really, really really strong guard constantly up.

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Yeah, and I do agree that
you are skeptical by nature, and so

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I appreciate you Raj being so honest
as to say that you don't want to

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admit it. But yeah, sometimes
you're easily tricked, like it can happen

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to any of us, and you
know, we never like to admit it,

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but it is possible. But I'm
curious what either of you do.

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You think either of you would be
tricked into having sex with another man using

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a sheet. No, I can
be tricked. I'm not stupid. Two

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different things. Yeah, I think
there's a dead giveaway. Good answer.

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So you weren't answering immediately because it
was more you thought it was a rhetorical

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question. There's no way you're getting
tricked into having sex with a dude just

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because he's got a sheet. No, well, there are two men in

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Canada who cannot say the same thing
that you just did. Because a thirty

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three year old man in Canada has
been convicted of sexual assault after he tricked

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two men, not one, but
two men into having sex with him threw

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a sheet at his house. I
want to know how he got caught.

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One guy simply pulled the sheet away
in the first way. You know,

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I was like, no, it's
a vagina. Eh, That's exactly what

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he did. So what happened was
he met the men online pretending to be

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a woman named Angela. Then he'd
invite them to his home for anonymous fun.

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But there were rules. There's no
talking, and the men would not

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see him for her, and instead
they would interact through a hole in a

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sheet that was hanging in a doorway. So some guy, you know,

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made a homemade glory hole. That's
just so bad on men of Hey,

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there's got a hole in my door. You come, stick, you jump

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through it, and obviously you'll find
somebody. No, it is, it

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is an amazing feat you you make
a homemade glory hole in you any this

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guy made a homemade glory hole and
he found two suckers. There was a

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sucking aloud but okay, uh,
well no it was talking. Sucking is

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very different than talking. And since
we're running with this theme of uh same

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sex relations and breaking the law,
I'm going to uh continue down that path

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because at the beginning of the show
I mentioned that there was a violent stabbing

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and Austin right, yes, well
see what had happened was allegedly no,

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no, this is confirmed. A
man was stabbed in the butt inside an

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LA Fitness men's locker room with a
knife, really or with a Canadian what

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else are you going to use to
stab another man in the butt? Oh?

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Wait, I hear it now.
Well, stabbed in the butt by

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a guy from Toronto. It sounds
like a made up story, but it

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is. It is in fact very
real. Uh. There was a man

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in Austin sixty nine years old.
He goes he goes to the LA Fitness.

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I'm not making this up. That's
find the link here. Hang on.

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He goes to the LA Fitness and
he's working out and another man requests

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to use the leg press machine that
he is using. And the man using

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the leg press machine, the sixty
nine year old suspect said no, you

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need to go find something else to
do. The victim was eventually able to

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use the machine and he later came
upon the sixty nine year old suspect named

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John Mackison, and there was an
incident in the men's locker room. Mackison

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chased the victim and stabbed him in
the butt with a folding knife that was

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four to six inches long. The
man was able to flee on foot and

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find help at the front desk of
the LA Fitness, where people surrounded him

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and protected him until the man went
outside to get away, but before he

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went outside to get away. He
asked the group protecting the man he had

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just stabbed in the butt, who
else wants some? And he told an

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arresting officer, I just got out
of prison for this. In twenty twelve,

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he pled guilty to aggravated assault with
a deadly weapon and was ordered to

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serve a ten year prison sentence.
And he's now being held on fifty thousand

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00:41:22.840 --> 00:41:30.280
dollars bond for doing it yet again. Well, I mean, that doesn't

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seem like four inches would be a
deadly weapon. He's not in Canada.

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I think Texas is stretching the law. A bit violet tickling will get you

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prison time. But I tell you
what, when you go back to prison

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as the butt stabber, I think
you're gonna be uh popular, You're gonna

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get You're gonna get attacked with more
than four to six inches. I can

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promise this is one of those times
where I need a palate cleanser. Some

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00:42:27.719 --> 00:42:37.599
old grandpa that some some yakov is
that what that actually uh some some yak

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cough might actually oh god, that
sounds even worse now in your contact.

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All right, I know I'm already
at home, but I'm going home oh

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God. Thanks for hanging out with
us inside the Treehouse on a Friday.

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A very stabby addition, we will
see you on Monday for episode eighty inside

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the Treehouse. We'll see you then