It's FRIIIDAY! #12: Mistreated Sex Dolls

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Welcome inside the treehouse. Congratulations,
you have made it. It is crap

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once again. Don't hold back,
you two. If you ever want to

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jump in and make that a make
that a sing long, I'm all for

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it. That's a you thing.
It is time to leave your worries outside

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and join me Daniel Maley, Trade
Trenholm and Raj Sharma right here inside this

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treehouse. I am fresh off of
a something that is completely relatable I think

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to everyone, especially during the COVID
years, and that is I am fresh

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off a zoom meeting that could have
been an email. So I'm really ready

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for some stupid Uh, Trey,
how is your throat doing? It's?

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It is okay. I'm just drank
a lot of tea and hopefully it'll hold

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up for this and and I won't
end up signing like a pubescent teen with

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my voice cracking. I realized something, uh yesterday, Trey. Mhmm,

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you're our sick kid. Yeah.
And I don't mean that, you know,

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to you know, be mean or
anything like that. I just like

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you. You you just kind of
agreed with it. I think every every

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group of friends, or every treehouse, every fort, everyone's everyone's kind of

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got the sick kid and unfortunately at
you, Trey, I'm I'm always good

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for a couple of sinus infections a
year and then uh smattering of different things

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throughout, So I'll take that one. I certainly can't argue with it.

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Yeah, I know the people that
have the like when the weather shifts,

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like they get a sinus infection or
or or allergies or whatever. Like I'm

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lucky in that sense, Like I
don't have myvalogy, Like I'm allergic to

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cats, but only some cats,
not all cats. And I don't get

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I'm not I don't think I've had
a sinus infection, and ever, I

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don't think I've ever had one.
I don't think I've ever had an ear

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infection. I'm none of that,
you son of a bitch. I know

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you don't know misery. No,
I mean I've had the flu a couple

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of times. I can actually say, to the best of my recollection,

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which I know is not you know, one hundred percent, but I am

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almost certain I've never had the flu
I've had I've had plenty of sinus infections

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and ear infections to make up for
it, however, got it. Yeah,

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I've had the flu many times and
it was great. I was like,

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you know, if if you want
to find a way to lose eight

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to ten pounds pretty quick, I
did. Did that. I had a

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a bacteria thing, a parasite in
India. I got that. That was

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Oh, that was that was the
thing. Uh right, there is a

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weight loss secret. Only the stars
know about Indian parasite weight loss. That

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is one of those things where if
you could, if you could sell it,

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it would you'd be a millionaire in
in Los Angeles. So I was.

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There's a in Mumbai. There's a
bar, the bar restaurant that I

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go to every single night that i'm
there, and they know that I'm going

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to be coming in. It's called
Spirit they have. It's hilarious. I'll

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try to find pictures of the menu
and send it to you. Like,

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well, one of their dishes it's
called chicken Hitler, which is hilarious to

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me. Yeah, it says chicken
Hitler, and I'm like, I think

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it was like I think somebody said
the name of a day and that's what

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they heard. So I don't know
what the actual dish is called, but

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on their menu it just says but
but then they spell because it's like they're

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listening to it. So for a
coke because of the accent. Whatever on

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their menu is h C O C
K. So maybe that's why. Maybe

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that's why Trey's throat is so sore. Wow, he's been drinking, that

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he's been slurping that down and that
that that may lead to some inflammation and

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soreness and uh, but I go
in every single time in India. The

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thing is like if you don't know
if it's filtered water or not, you

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don't no water, no ice,
and so this is just kind of a

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local spot. It's really cool.
They were like when I go in,

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out of the like how you miss
Sharma? How long are you gonna be

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here? And I'm like, I'm
gonna be here for the next few weeks

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and they'll reserve a table every night
for me and I come in with my

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friends and all that stuff. But
I'm having a drink and the regular waiter

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that I have is gone. I
didn't realize this until afterwards. I get

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my drink, I'm on the phone
with my Cousin's flying in from New Delhi

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to meet me. He's at the
airport and giving him directions, and I

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take a sip of my drink and
I feel the ice hit my lips and

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I was like, oh no,
no, no, no, no,

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no, no, I don't I
don't ever get ice in my drink.

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And I look up different waiter.
I'm like, oh my god, let's

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not know what a parasite tastes like. Yeah, And I woke up about

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four o'clock in the morning and I
was like, oh, I have to

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sphinx and the parasite was staring back
at you, watching you sleep. Yeah.

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But I lost. And I was
at this The hotel that I was

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staying at had a gym with a
trainer. Like there's a lot of gyms

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in India do I had a full
time trainer in there and I'm like,

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you know what. It had a
zero trans fat restaurant, the only one

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in Mumbai. I was like,
I'm gonna go eat really healthy and I'm

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gonna go to the gym every day, get fit, lose weight. I

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went to that gym every single day
for seven days, eight in the restaurant

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at one hundred percent clean, one
hundred percent fresh food, and I lost

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like about four pounds. It was
it was good. I had that parasite

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for three days and I lost thirteen
pounds. Just goes to show diet and

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exercise cannot compete with a good old
fashioned parasite. If it doesn't kill you,

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you're gonna look great. But even
if it does kill you, you'll

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look great for a little bit and
then eventually you won't. You know,

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do you want to fit in that
funeral suit? Parasite? Parasite for men.

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But I'm sorry you have the sinus
infection there, buddy. I'm sorry

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that that's a that's the thing that
you have to deal with a couple of

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times a year and is a brutal
I'm assuming, and it causes I'm assuming

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from the sinus drip. Is one
of your throat is bad? Yes,

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yeah, I'm I'm allergic to everything
that is in Texas. You know,

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I am highly allergic to cedar would
be the number one, you know,

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pollow it all. So anytime when
there's these drastic weather changes, it's just

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it always throws me for a loop. Yeah. Hopefully I caught this one

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early enough that it won't lay me
out for a long time. Wow,

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what is it just an antibiotic?
That is that what you? Uh?

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Well, plenty of tea, I
guess I don't know how. I don't

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know if that's a t T used
to help soothe his throat from from all

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the Indian coke, then the antibiotic
to take out the actual infection itself.

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But the good news is, Trey, you are now in the treehouse and

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I'm going to make you feel better. Okay, okay, maybe not physically

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better, but I'll at least help
with your emotional state while being sick,

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because I'm going to tell you today
about broken and missed use sex dolls.

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Also, I'm going to tell you
the story behind crack to sack shocker.

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It happened to Florida. But that
just sounds like you know what comes before

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all those things though, right of
course birthdays, Yes, yes, indeed

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today is Friday, November seventeenth,
twenty twenty three. Birthdays today, Trey.

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It'll it'll make you feel better to
know that Isaac Hanson, the oldest

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Hansoon brother, is forty three today. M Bob M exactly. I remember

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years ago they were performing in deep
elum at trees and there were people they

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were anticipating. People camped out overnight
for the Hansoon tickets, and I was

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curious. I had no time.
I had nothing to do. I had

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plenty of time, so I was
like, let me drive by and see

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these wild Hanson fans uh camping out
to see their heroes. And I drunk

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by trees and there were three people
in sleeping bags. I was like,

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yeah, well when was this uh
ten years ago? Twelve years ago?

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Okay, yeah, I see when
was Hanson at its at its peak?

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What had been like around two thousand, two thousand and one somewhere in there

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late nineties. Are they considered a
one hit wonder right? Because the Mbop

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things is the one that that's the
one. I know they had another song

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after that, but I don't everyone, even like everyone, when you get

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a mega hit like that, you
always have another semi hit that would be

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a huge hit for anybody else,
but it's a drop off or someone that's

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hit that threshold. So yeah,
Umbop was there big one. They had

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another one that you know, came
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And now it's sad Thanksgiving for them
like it is for the rest of

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us, aren't Aren't they from Oklahoma? Am I correct? Yes? Yeah?

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And they actually since they have had
a they had enjoyed a bit of

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a resurgence and like it seems like
all old bands do. But I just

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looked it up at ninety seven is
when MBOP came out, MM nineteen ninety

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seven. That is twenty six years
So when you saw them ten years ago,

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Raj, I bet they were really
excited to have three campers outside trees

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for their show. I just remember
hearing it on the radio. They're like,

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they're going to be people camped out, tickets are going to be hard

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to get. Well, hang on
a second, we're talking about deep Elm

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outside of trees and three people in
sleeping bags. Are we sure they were

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there for the concert or just not
there? Well, I don't, I

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don't. It could have been all
three members of Hansen. Yeah. Also,

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are you sure they were sleeping bags
and not body bags. I didn't

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slow down enough to check and see
if it was the line for the handsome

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concert or a crime scene. It's
the other thing you got to look out

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for when you're rolling around deep Ellam
is you have to know the difference between

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a velvet rope and crime scene tape. And for some bars it's the same.

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It's the velvet crime scene tape that's
for boutiques in Island Park. Other

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birthdays today. Rachel McAdams actress.
She is forty five today. She played

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doctor Christine Palmer in the Doctor Strange
Movies. She was Ali in The Notebook

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Couldn't decide what she wanted to eat. She was also Claire in The Wedding

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Crashers and Regina in Mean Girl's Phenomenal
actress Rachel McAdams, she is forty five

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today, and where did it go? I was like, Oh, there

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we go. Daisy Fuentes, MTV's
first Latin VJ. She's fifty seven today.

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As we've mentioned before, she is
married to the Great Richard Marx of

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Right Here Waiting for You Fame mm
hm and ru. Paul is sixty three

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today, still looking fabulous. Mary
Elizabeth Master Antonio turns sixty five today.

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I remember her best as made Marian
in Uh, Kevin Costner's Robin Hood Prince

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of Thieves. Yes I did.
I did thoroughly enjoy that movie. For

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Kevin Costner's three second long British accent
attempt, it was it was a I

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don't know why anybody was it a
Bagon attempt. It's like it's almost like

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they they left it in there as
a joke. Why would you He doesn't

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attempt the English accent at any point
during the film except like we were saying

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raj for that brief moment. And
you you know that because when that happened

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in the sequence of the film,
wasn't it somewhere like in the middle or

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like the middle third or something.
That had to have been the first day

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of shooting, right and then and
then the director's like, stop it,

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you're just now. I'm sure he
went through a full scene. And the

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director was just like, what can
he not hear? Cut? Can he

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not hear me? Am? I? Am? I saying it out loud?

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And then I'd say he might have
been hard of hearing because his ears

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might have still been water logged from
water World. But I think water World

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came after Robin. Yes, but
I'm just excuse when you see something like

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this As an actor, this is
why I say this. When you see

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Kevin Costner in Robin Hood, my
thought was, who didn't get it?

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Who was busy? Like? Who
did you call every British actor? Everyone?

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Everybody was busy, and they're like, well we got Costner and like,

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hold on, let me make a
few more phone calls and then somebody

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just kept going, but we got
Costner. Here's what I like to think

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happened, because I don't even remember
who directed the film, but I do

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know one of my favorite parts of
Kevin Costner's Robin Hood was the Sheriff of

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Nottingham. Yes, the Alan Rickman, right, Ye, Alan Rickman,

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who was a phenomenal talent, phenomenal
actor, if I remember correctly. His

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feature film debut was the villain in
die Hard. Oh, yes, that

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is correct. Yes he was Hans
Grueber, Yeah he was. He played

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Hans Gruber in die Hard. Phenomenal
in that he was phenomenal villain opposite of

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Kevin Costner and Robin Hood, prince
of thieves. I like to think on

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that first day on set, Costner
tried the English accent and Alan came over

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and just said stop it, no, and then he did. And you

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know what, as much as you
give him a hard time for it,

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it was a fun movie. It's
probably one of the better Robin Hood films

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ever. Well, was it okay
for being honest? The robin Hood bar

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slash threshold threshold is fairly low.
But it was a fun movie. Granted,

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maybe it helped that. It came
out when I was in sixth grade

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and I was a lot more impressionable. Yeah, I mean it's like,

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hey, Robin Hood is from Cleveland
apparently, so that's nice to know.

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I'm Robin of Blacksley from Columbus,
Ohio. That's where I'm from, Locksley,

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Ohio. Yeah, that's that was
an interesting head casting. So that's

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when you know you have when you
have a lot of popularity amongst the Fayans,

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that's when you know. And they're
like, we will cast him in

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Robin Hood. It'll sell tickets,
that's what you know. And it did.

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Yeah, And then we were stuck
with that Brian Adams song for uh

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forever and it was that ever you
say, I was stuck, but that

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was the song that that was the
only song I halfway learned while being forced

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to learn piano. Yeah, and
it's it was at every it was every

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school dance, and it was every
wedding for years, and every prom and

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every everything, and it was just
it's what affords Brian Adam lives on an

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island, he has his own island
in Canada, and that's what you that's

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what that song good for him.
It affords him an island, and on

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that island he never has to hear
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does not other birthdays today. Legendary
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today, still making, still making, not only movies. But it's like

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the older he gets, the longer
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make and I don't know why,
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casting sessions. He's like, I
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actors, and it will always be
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if Martin scorse says he decided to
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teen drama type film, he would
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as the mean girl. Yeah,
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we're gonna do this called the Irishman. Who's gonna be in a DiCaprio

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in Genio awesome man, We're gonna
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in this Danio DiCaprio. It's like, do they have do they have a

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picture? Of you with a goat, Like why? What? Like?

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What is going on? You're always
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they're not they're not short on money
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and the Goat would still be played
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dot com. Trey, you brought up

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with Lorne Michael's birthday being seventy nine
today, what happens to Saturday Night Live

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when the unthinkable happens to mister Michaels. Yeah, I mean it's been one

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of the big questions in Hollywood for
I mean, crap a decade of who

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will will take over Saturday Night Live
when he either retires or dies, because

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and everyone's been hoping that he would
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some transition. But now people are
thinking, like, he's just gonna die.

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it. I think I think he
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after he does. I don't.
I don't. I don't know who would

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be willing and able to do It's
a it's a pretty it's a pretty daunting

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task to do that show. They
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shown around is Tina Fay. Oh
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anyone was gonna be able to do
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Meyer, someone like that that's been
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but it's still I that has got
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I think like doing a live TV
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gut wrenching anxiety. Yeah, I
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to make it past the first season. I mean like they didn't expect it

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to. I think the first couple
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what. That's why they're the ready
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the not Ready for Brown Time,
not Ready for Primetime is what that is

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what it is. Yeah, if
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Night Life and just bring back American
Gladiators, I want turbo and laser and

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and other know. But but if
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running into walls, running from tennis
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teachers for fun. But I but
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SNL. So I want I wanted
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So Jim Carrey and he's going to
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gonna be in the games as well. So I'm a big fan of our

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mashups here because I really feel like
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Gilligan and gun Smoke, and we
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that was I want to see Gilligan
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Jason versus Gilligan. I think I
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because Jason would get so frustrated,
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machetes can't kill Jason, but you
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sex dolls? You really think that
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no, I like the double up
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Good clarification, thank you. So
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body was not a dead body.
It was, in fact, according to

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authorities, a very diddy. It
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and overused sex doll. Repeat,
very dirty, broken and overused one determined

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overuse. I think if it's overflowing
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do they say dirty, like there
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know, and and how do you
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have to try it. I would
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foot. That's not how you know
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it's overused. So it was a
gang bang doll. I just imagined the

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detective coming up on the scene was
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Oh no, we don't. What
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you think it is? Detective?
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He would know body dumped in the
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because it turned out to be a
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That is according to the police.
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one hours as part of efforts to
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someone taking a walk called authorities to
say they had seen limbs sticking out from

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undergrowth. The police thought they had
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they called in the forensics team.
So England CSI, upon closer inspection,

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determined to find was more goofy than
grizzly. It was with great relief according

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to police, that we can announce
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the foot and hand beneath the bush
did, in fact belong to a discarded

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and realistic life sized doll. When
they finally dragged the corpse out, they

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realized the blunder and realized the officers
had a big laugh about it. According

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to one observer, it was a
very dirty, broken, an overused sex

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doll. Yeah, I'm glad he
said it with great relief and not great

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release. So and I also am
grateful for this story because I would hate

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for the police to assume it was
a dirty, overused, and broken sex

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doll and turns out it is a
murder victim. Someone that's going to be

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reported to Internal Affairs on that one. And not to be left out.

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A Nebraska funeral worker was fired after
using a sex doll of a dead man

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he was tasked to collect. Say
this again, Yeah, I know,

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it's it's it is kind of confusing. A Nebraska funeral worker was busted after

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he had sex with a life sized
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body he was supposed to be picking
up and taking to the morgue. So

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the dead guy had the body.
No, sorry, the dead guy had

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the doll. Yes, he was
supposed to pick up the dead guy and

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went in saw the doll and was
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so he's not watching U and decided
to take it upon himself to use

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it and then took the body to
the guy to the morgue. Yeah,

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okay, Ryan smiths from the dead
guy. Yeah, that's that's a doll.

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Yeah. This out of Nebraska.
This is out of Nebraska. And

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you're right, Trey, there are
you know, there are more fun ways

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to become Eskimo bros. With with
someone and this ain't it? Uh no?

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And and who told on him?
Ryan Smith was arrested Friday on charges

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of burglary, criminal trespassing, and
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his Omaha mortuary gig. He became
smitten with the doll after spotting it inside

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the apartment where he and a colleague
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man who died of natural causes.
He and the coworker were working on behalf

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of a company that doesn't need to
be named in this. It's not their

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fault that removes transports and bombs and
cremates bodies. Later that day, Smith

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allegedly called the property manager and claimed
that the Sheriff's office was sending him back

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to the unit to collect the doll
so it could be swapped for so it

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could be swabbed for a biopsy,
a bizarre request that was immediately shot down.

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He then decided to help himself and
somehow weaseled his way back into the

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dead man's apartment. The manager stumbled
upon the disturbing scene while investigating noises coming

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from inside the apartment. Wow.
Smith then allegedly walked out with his clothing

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disheveled and warned the manager or he
would return with a warrant for the doll.

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So he was so smitten with a
doll, he broke in to the

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part. Wow, I mean this
sounds like it should be out of Florida,

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but it's not. Uh. Well, look, Florida shouldn't shouldn't have

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uh, you know, shouldn't have
all the fun they seemed, but they

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seemed to. But uh for this
guy. Yeah, I was wondering how

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it happened, So I thought it
was I thought he went to go get

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the guy and then was like,
I'm not. He's not going anywhere.

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I'm not busy. They're not expecting
me back there, So let me have

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a romp with the uh with the
doll, which would probably have been he

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would have probably I feel like Scooby
do villain. He probably would have gotten

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away with it. You know,
you're right now. And this is why,

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this is why it seems important then
for the people that go to these

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homes to collect the bodies to work
with a partner, because the partner there,

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had he just been by himself,
I think that's exactly what would have

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happened. Yeah, And he would
have he would have been able to satisfy

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himself and the needs of the family. So I mean, to get the

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dead guy to the morgue. Oh
okay, God, hell, what kind

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of porn you've been watching? I'm
sure there's a category for it. Oh

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there is. There is porn for
everything. Yeah, I just uh,

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well, I mean, I don't
know how you how do you how do

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you bounce that's a bad term.
How do you bounce back? You bounce

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back off a rubber doll? I
don't know. Make sure it's got plenty

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of air in it. What's what's
the maintenance because you're not going to bounce

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off of a flat ball. And
yet another category is I'm gonna do it's

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So, Daniel, I'm curious to
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I saw your your dear wife,
Carrie and partner in crime. She posted

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on Facebook after hearing about it on
the show, asking her friends about beans

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and chili, and I gotta say
there were some controversial responses. There were

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a lot of textans saying that they
put beans in their chili, and I

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think we got to pull their Texas
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Absolutely, no beans in the chili. Let the chili speak for itself.

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Beans are just one of those accompaniments
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don't really need it. And so
I'm not a beans fan. I would

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prefer all meat and some good spices. I love hot food, so I'm

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okay with it being a little spicy
make you sweat. I know when I've

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eat good chili. I've take my
hat off and rub the top of my

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bald head a little bit because that
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And so that's the ironic thing,
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of looks like a shiny bean.
Yes, you can see it from miles

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away when it gets someone I eat
some chili. So that's the only bean

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that you go anywhere near your chili
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enjoying it. And really one of
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of course, you know, hot
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hot chili. What else can you
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have happen on a nice cool afternoon
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question to ask you today, Jacqueline, and that is where do you stand

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on beans and chili? I was
born here in Texas. Beans, in

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my opinion, do not belong in
Chile. My parents are a Midwest and

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Yankee maybe dads from Cleveland, moms
from Kansas City, Missouri. They both

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also vote no to beans in chili. And I'll charge you, guys ten

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percent extra if you tell me you
put be and your chili so you can

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just lie to me about it if
I ask amen. Amen. Thank you

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to Brooks Plumbing, Texan through and
through so not only maybe from a plumber

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standpoint, beans in the chili is
not a good idea because it may not

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be great for the pipes. You
know, it's really starchy vegetables. Don't

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put that down your garbage disposal.
I mean starchy carbi foods, no potatoes,

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no rice, stuff like that.
Coffee grounds don't do that. We

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and you know what, here,
here's the secret. You can tell us

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all day long you don't flush wipes, and you can tell us all day

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long you don't put grease down your
drains. We can see it, we

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can, don't. You don't have
to lie and we know we have.

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We can see it. It's amazing. It's amazing though that people will still

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fib about that. No I don't
do that, as if you're not going

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to see that stuff somewhere. You
know it's an embarrassment thing, because I'll

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tell you even I sometimes I'm like, that's it's not enough grease to do

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harm, and I'll throw it down
mine. But then husband or husband,

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boyfriend, whatever man he is will
look at me and and be like,

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no, don't do that. And
he's a master plumber and he knows I

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know better. But I'm like,
I'm in a ferry. So we all

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do it, even I do it
sometimes, but you can you can just

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say, hey, I think I
clogged my lines with grease. We won't

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look at you to any different because
even we do it. That's good to

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know. Not only do you know
Brooks Plumbing is texting through and through no

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beats and there chili, but they're
there's no judgment about the things that are

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in your pipes, So give them
a call. The number is two one

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four, three six eight thirty eight
thirty eight. And whatever is in your

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pipes, they're gonna they're gonna take
care of him for you. We're only

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gonna judge you about the beans.
That's it exactly then, and that's and

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that's fair three six eight thirty eight
thirty eight. And of course, the

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The website Brooks Plumbing, Texas dot
com. The other thing I teased earlier

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hearing the show, besides the broken
and misused sex dolls, was I promised

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I was going to give you the
full story behind crack to sack. Hm

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hmm. Sounds like a really terrible
grocery store idea. That would be a

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really terrible grocery store idea, but
it might make or a horrible name for

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a toilet paper. But I'm on
the I'm on the lines of like a

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sack and save crack and sack is
where they hire a crack heads to back

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your groceries. Not very well,
of course, No, no, no.

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I would think cracked to sack would
make sense for a like a nut

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store. Oh yeah, yeah,
there you go. Uh, and or

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a store for broken sex dolls.
It is sex related, Oh okay,

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but it's not in the sexy way. Okay, it'll sound sexy at first,

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but then I'm gonna tell you more
about it, and then you're then

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you're gonna get a really horrific visual. Oh okay, this, by the

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way, did happen in Florida?
Oh? It never lets it down.

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A totally naked Florida couple was busted
having sex on a causeway in front of

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a group of people, including children, and the woman being led away in

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cuffs by police. She couldn't help
but say it was always a dream of

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hers. Sarah Physicus, fifty five, and Robert Clark, who is sixty,

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were fully nude on top of one
another in duned And, Florida,

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with Clark, who's a registered sexiphone, fully exposed. That is according to

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a complaint obtained by the Smoking Gun. One witness described the horny Fornicators encounter

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as crack to sack go into town. Police responded to the Causeway and the

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Gulf Coast City and arrested the exhibitions
after they were caught in flagrante delicato or

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delicto, I should say. As
she was led away, she reportedly told

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officers that this was always a dream
of mine, referring to having sex by

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the spectacular views of Saint Joseph's sound
all right when dreamed the impossible dream.

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Clark, the sixty year old,
the sixty year old registered sexophoner. Meanwhile,

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he exhibited no remorse that he subjected
children to the site of his stuff,

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so much so he even declared that
quote children should be at home and

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not at the Causeway's intend to saying
if you don't want to see much junk,

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then you shouldn't leave your house.
Yeah, I mean, I mean

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I think that isn't that a disclaimer
that should just come with Florida, Florida

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you're going to see some junk.
Yeah, that's the you know. And

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and and solid responsible parenting on Clarks
that says pretty solid, it's not his

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fault. Blame blame the kids parents
for them being there to witness his debauchery.

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Cracked the sack. I've never heard
it called that, but okay,

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uh And that's a visual now that
you will be left with of Florida.

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Is these is the kids and the
complainants saying, yeah, they were going

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at it, racked to sack.
So that's that. That tells you the

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what angle that particular witness had to
Yeah, I uh. And this is

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where I make and it's not even
an assumption. This is where I guarantee

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that these were Caucasian folk. Yes, yeah, yeah, okay, this

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is white people in Florida. Like
just it's just such a lethal combination.

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It's times like this. You're right, Raj, you know you have to

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wonder what won't Honkys do. That's
because it's always been her dream, okay,

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like mine, Mine is Madison Square
Garden, like you know, but

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we all have her different ones,
Like my dream is to play Madison Square

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Garden. Madison Square Garden. I
thought you were saying your dream was to

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go crack the sack at Madison?
No, No, I mean, what's

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what is? I don't know what
is the penalty for this? As they

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were led away in cups? Is
that just he's a sex offender, so

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that he's violating something. I'm sure
in his mind he's thinking, well,

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what's the worst that could happen?
I'm already registered and it's not stopping him,

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gotcha? Yeah? What is the
what is? Did they say?

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What the what the couple is looking
at? As far as i'm he he

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was charged with lude and lascivious exhibition, which is a felony, and it

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was being held on a fifty thousand
dollars bond. A judge also ordered him

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to have no contact with children,
which again, he's already a registered sex

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offender, and that didn't stop him
from having sex in public with someone in

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front of children. So I really
don't know how being admonished or told what

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to do by a judge is going
to deter him in any fashion. If

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I was his attorney, I'd be
like, hey, they were already mid

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crack the sacking, if that's what
it's called. When the kids showed up,

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they didn't just see a bunch of
kids and go now it's time.

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Is I'm guessing? I don't know
how this. I don't know how.

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I'm just asking the two white people
on the show, what is the would

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you guys know each other? How
his uncle Clark. I will say this

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as someone who is adopted and doesn't
know anything about his biological family. When

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I see stories like this, I
do. I do wonder maybe and I

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hope that it's not that's those are
your biological parents or family. Or maybe

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it is Uncle Clark that I don't
I just don't realize it. Like maybe

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he hit it big with oil and
decided to retire in Florida and become a

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renowned sex offender. Yeah, well, well he he did hit it big,

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that's for sure. And you were
asking about the other charges the woman

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physicus. She was also charged with
exposing herself and was slapped with an additional

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narcotics charge for having the anti anxiety
drug clonazepam inside an altoid's container in her

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purse. Okay, well, at
least look at this way. At least

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he was wearing a purse. I'm
looking forward to seeing the next TV ad

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from klonazepam and to see this added
as to one of their side effects may

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cause cracked a sack. Around beaches
in Florida used cautioning around children may cause

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cracked a sack and in a leakage. Do not operate a motor vehicle.

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This actually makes sense now, Trey. One of the news stories Tray sent

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for today was about a statue of
the Virgin Mary crying, and I think

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we figured out why because at first
I was thinking, now it's just another

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made up story, but now it
may actually be real. She's truly crying

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for all of maybe not all of
humanity, but at least for Florida.

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