It's FRIIIDAY! #15: Don Kringle

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Congratulations, you have made it to
the end of yet another week, and

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thank you for joining us inside the
Treehouse. And as our friend and uh

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newly reacquired T shirt printer Chris Cone
from the Pirate Printing LLC stated in the

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Treehouse, there is no knock needed. How what's that tray? I said?

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How did we not think of that? I'm I'm a little mad at

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myself. I have I have like
a folder on my phone and the note

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section of different things or marketing slogans
or just you know whatever. And I'm

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waiting, I did I not think
of knock? And he's like, God,

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damn it, Well we got it
now. And I already told him

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I'm stealing it. So I think
it's okay to steal something. What you

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told some when you're stealing it,
does that? Does that? Does that

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work? It seems like a very
white thing that you just said. I

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think it works that way with intellectual
property, not like with a car.

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Yeah. I was gonna say if
you just walked into a bank and I'm

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I'm gonna steal all your money and
they're like, oh, you said it.

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Yeah, So no, that's that's
a felony. Okay, good,

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I want to if I tell Yeah, Whereas if I tell the T shirt

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guy I'm stealing the slogan you just
said, then it's really not a whole

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lot He could probably do about it. Yeah, is it going on the

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shirt? No, it was.
It was a post that he did on

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Facebook and I commented underneath it,
I'm stealing that. God. Now,

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I'm sure legal experts everywhere would say, first of all, you shouldn't admit

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that. Second of all, you
shouldn't refer to it as stealing. And

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then you left a trail admitting to
the theft. Yeah. Yeah, I

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got quite a bit of evidence saying
that I stole this thing. Well,

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I think if we end up doing
a T shirt that says no secret not

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needed, Chris will be fine with
it. Yeah. Well, I think

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he will be as long as we
use him to print those shirts. If

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we went with somebody else, Yeah, I think if we called Vista Print

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and put that on there, he's
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where the pirate comes into it,
with the printing pirate. So yes,

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you have made it. It is
Friday inside the treehouse. Time to leave

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your worries outside, join us inside
the treehouse. Me Daniel Malley, along

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with Trey Trenholm and Raj Sharma.
Here we are. It's Friday. I'm

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not as into it as normally am. I'm not feeling good. We are

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on the eve of our Treehouse podcast
Chris Wait Treehouse Podcast, roadshow, Christmas

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Party and roast of Me at Shaker
Ten's tomorrow afternoon on a Saturday. We've

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we've moved up in the world,
gentleman. No more Friday afternoon roadshows for

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us. Oh no, we are
doing the Saturday afternoon thing. Yeah,

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I think Dallas. We've become more
responsible. Like we were doing the Fridays

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like like right during happy hour,
right when people were getting off work,

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so people were showing up, having
a good time, going you know,

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home a little tipsy before the sun
went down. Yep. And now we're

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doing it like most soccer moms,
like in the middle of the afternoon.

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There's kids around, we're near them
all. I like it. And we've

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all we've we've all got our sippy
cups, which, speaking of which we

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will be selling the Treehouse Podcast steel
cup Tumbler's courtesy of our friends at Spoke

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Custom We'll be selling those in person, giving some away as well, and

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taking orders for more should you want
some, in addition to some brand new

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Treehouse Podcast t shirts that we will
have a limited quantity of tomorrow at shaker

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Tin's four to seven. Pe very
excited about that, although it doesn't seem

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like EU, Raj and Trey are
as excited about it as I am,

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because you guys are pretty strategic in
our group text. If I send something

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and neither one of you responds,
like when I said, Hey, I'm

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gonna wear a Christmas sweater at the
party, and I got nothing out of

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the two of you, not a
word, not a chirt. No.

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Oh, I didn't know we were
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I've been looking for a good one. Oh really, Yeah, yeah,

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I've been doing I just assumed Trey
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Yeah, I've actually I have something
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it's gonna get here today. That
sounds like a fine excuse I. If

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it does, you will you'll be
impressed. Okay, Yeah, I found

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Look. Look, look, I've
been looking forward to this for a while

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since, you know, since even
right before we announced it, but even

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more so now because I'm in town. Now, I made it in the

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Airbnb and we got the party tomorrow, the roast as well, and I

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guess the two of you are actually
going to be festively dressed, and I

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want to make sure that anyone that
comes tomorrow you too can do the same.

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It is our Christmas party, after
all. When we worked at iHeartRadio

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for years, what was it,
it was July twenty ten through It's like

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for twelve years for me and Trey. I don't know if in your tenure

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with us at iHeart, if you
if you ever really were subjected to the

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client Christmas parties at IHEARTM No,
not a Christmas party, other client events,

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but no. See the CBS parties
that we had back in the tho,

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those were Christmas parties, and eventually, as things became more corporate,

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they locked those down a little bit
more and eventually it was kind of ho

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hum. I'm sure it had nothing
to do at that time that me and

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my fellow promotions guys at kV IL
were drinking with Terry King on all the

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drink coupons and drinking twelve year old
and fifteen year old Scotch at the Crescent.

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I'm sure. I'm sure that had
nothing to do with the clamping down

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of Christmas parties. But at least
I had a really really good one under

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the belt before they really started to
restrict things. But at iHeart they never

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I don't really recall an actual iHeart
Christmas party, like a company Christmas party

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like so many people have at their
job. It's like, oh, we're

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gonna have an actual Christmas party and
it's fun and everybody lets loose and everyone

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feels awkward and guilty the following Monday. We didn't have that really at iHeart.

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Eventually, it was just like it
was a you invite the clients in,

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and it was it was for their
enjoyment, their entertainment, and thanking

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them for all the money that they
had, you know, paid for our

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services. About the year. Actually
the last, the last Christmas party I

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went to, which was really my
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I can't remember if that was a
client Christmas party or not. I think

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it might have been. Probably was, I don't remember. Well, No,

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it was just that literally that was
the night that was when Russ and

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I had our blow up, something
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and wow, okay, yeah,
so lots of drama with those Christmas parties.

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I'm hoping ours is just going to
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So if you want to dress up, you know, for the occasion,

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please do. I'm still holding out
hope that Raj decides to go as cousin

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Eddie emptying out the chemical toilet,
but I'm not sure if that's going to

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happen. I don't think he's still
seen the movie. But if you,

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but if anyone else wants to dress
up, please do Raj. It is

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literally on TV every day every day, No, I know, I know,

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I was watching. I turned on
the TV this morning and Gremlins was

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on, and I was like,
oh, I've never seen that either,

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and so I was like, but
why watch it now? I made it

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forty some odd years without watching it. When I start now, I'm good.

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I don't know the I don't know
the references. It makes me happy

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when I see how happy those references
make you guys. So there's my joy.

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I appreciate it because lesser people would
say something like I just lesser people

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would would say they don't like seeing
other people happy at all. So thank

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you. Yeah. No, when
you guys together when you're like, whatever

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the lines are from the movie and
you can recite them down. I know

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both of you can verbat them,
and I'm pretty sure you guys can go

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through the entire movie and do it. So if I ever wanted to watch

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it, I would just have the
two of you reenacted the movie for me.

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I can do that for you.
Yes, that's entertainment. That is.

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That's why you forget everything is because
your brain is filled with you less

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knowledge, like oh, I know
it? Yeah so just And even my

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wife has said that, she's like, you, how was it? You

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know all these other dumb things,
but you can't remember the importance of there.

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I don't know. Look, my
brain doesn't let me decide what I

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remember and don't remember. Yeah,
so uh. The joy that I see

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on y'all on y'all spaces, when
you guys crack each other up with references

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you've heard fifty five thousand times makes
me happy. So why watch? Why

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spoil it? Why be? Why
be part of the group? You know

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what the movie? And what holiday
movie? I watched again and first I

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thought I didn't like it, and
maybe I was like I was in my

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drinking days. Maybe elf is a
crappy movie. Oh oh oh man,

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you and uh you and Daniel Cook
from Cook DFW Roofing and Restoration are cut

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from the same cloth, he says. He says that he judges people if

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they say that's the favorite movie.
I don't know. I wouldn't say that

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far. I just it. It's
just not a it's predictable. It's just

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not a great movie. Yeah,
I don't know what you're expecting from a

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Will Ferrell movie, Like, I
don't know. I don't know what kind

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of unpredictability you're expecting out of a
Christmas movie? Like did you think that

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eventually that Elf is gonna end up
working for the mob? And now,

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granted with James Conna's his dad,
it would have been an interesting twist.

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I like it. Yeah, I've
been I've been publishing. Yeah, Godfather

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Clause I could, I could,
Godfather Christmas? I could? Uh I

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could? I could watched that that
would be I mean, unfortunately he's gone,

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but James Gandolfini would have been amazing. Santa Claus as a mob boss.

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We're writing this movie. We are
writing this movie. It's gonna be

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out next year. I promise you. We're writing this movie. You have

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to be careful with that because there
are lots of diehard Christmas people that get

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their panties in a bunch whenever some
type of Christmas movie is twisted into something

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nefarious, like what is the recent
movie It's a Wonderful Knife, I think

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is the newest one. Oh.
I saw a clip on Fox News and

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they were, of course complaining about
how Christmas is supposed to be about joy

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and happiness and how dare someone turned
something so pure into a horror slasher film.

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It's like, I mean, the
Bible is kind of slasher. Yeah,

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I mean, but it's for different
reasons, Like if you were a

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polyester blend, I can stone you
to death. But there's that. But

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that's not really a good movie.
I know. I still I'm gonna maintain

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that the greatest holiday Christmas movie is
The ref That's a good one. I

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did see that. That was a
good Denis Leary, that's a good movie.

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I love that movie. And only
because you mentioned it. Trey.

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The reference of Kevin Spacey in that
movie with his mother and when they're having

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the fight in the living room and
he says, next time you feel unappreciated,

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you go up on that cross and
I'll nail get to it. And

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that was one of the things I
used to tell Russ all the time whenever

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he would say, no, it
appreciates anything I do, and I would

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tell him it's like, well,
you know what we actually do, appreciate

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you coming off that cross and helping
us out. He never knew how to

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take that, because there's he was
kind of blocked in either way. It's

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like, well he really was in
a rock and heard place with that one,

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that line and Dennis Larry's line when
I cannot think of the female lead

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on that, but when she's rattling
off all this stuff and he goes,

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what are we girlfriends? You know
what? This family needs a mute.

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I was actually thinking at the road
show about doing a interactive poll about the

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best Christmas movies, and I was
thinking of doing one online, but I

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haven't had time with traveling and everything
seeing what the Treehouse uh uh, you

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know, listeners or Treehouse insiders whatever
we're calling everybody now what the what the

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official holiday movie of the Treehouse should
be. So it's like I was even

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considering, should Elf be in I'm
not Elf? Sorry, sorry, Trey?

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Should the ref be in the consideration
of that poll for everyone to vote.

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I'm obviously Diehard is in there because
I don't care what you say.

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That's a Christmas movie. It is
Christmas Story, Christmas Vacation. The ref

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Elf has to be in there because
it is a lot of people's favorite and

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it's a newer classic Bad Santa,
Bad Santa. Yeah, that's what I

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need to rewatch. It's been a
while since I've seen Bad Santa. Yeah.

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I'm still I'm sorry, I'm still
stuck on the I'm writing this movie

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in my head. I'm writing the
the Mob Christmas Movie. I just gonna

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give you a god Is it god
Clause or Godfather Christmas. We'll figure out.

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We'll figure out that. It's a
tentative working title. Sure, but

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the slogan is it's gonna give you
a present you can't refuse. Solid.

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I like it. I like it. It's just gonna be murdering Mayhem,

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Like, it's gonna be fantastic.
There's gonna be there's gonna be deer.

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There's gonna be like rabid Deer's We'll
figure it out. Don Kringle, Oh

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there it is. See how this
is how it starts. This is beautiful,

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drop the gun, take the candy
cane telling you we got to start

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up Treehouse Productions. We already did
a blatant rip off of Jaws with jowls

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the Halloween Special. I don't see
why we can't do a Godfather Christmas thing.

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We're doing it. I'm gonna I'm
gonna start writing it. It's gonna

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be great. Uh. We're gonna
incorporate every Mob movie, so like every

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Mob movie ever made, there's gonna
be a scene from from those. It's

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gonna to be fantastic. Oh,
I've never never been more excited for Christmas

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as a fun too, because like
the irishman, de Niro's character, Uh,

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he says, you know, I
paint houses, which meant he painted

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houses with the brains and blood of
people he killed or he whacked. You

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could you could still do that in
the film. But instead what he does

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is he walks behind, he walks
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Yeah, there you go. He's
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throwing the bodies in the fireplace.
Have an l figures. What do I

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look like a clown? I'm a
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get so much money thrown at us, it's gonna be fantastic. All right,

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let's get to riding, because I
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at the Dallas Comedy Club in deep
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and he's been featured on Kevin Hart's
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You know you're getting older in life, Okay, when the sight of

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Yes, right. Have you ever just

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look at these pieces shit, look at

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this guy and they're not even doing
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that just makes you mad. You're
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breathing, heart whatever, and don't
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couple of things to point out for
the road show tomorrow at Shaker Tins four

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to seven pm. That's the Shaker
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which helps special needs children or sorry, children with special needs. Yeah,

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pree which way it's supposed to go, but you get what I mean.

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So we're asking you to please help
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need, in this case, developmentally
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if you need some ideas of gifts
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list that I've posted and you can
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the Warren Center and then there are
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wish lists. So I'll give you
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they want for these kiddos for Christmas. Yeah, that was easy. That

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was so I think I saw your
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saw yours, and I just went
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just so easy, and so I
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go on the wishless thing. It's
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to them. It's really simple.
It's really cool. Yeah, and it's

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really reasonably Almost everything there's or everything
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like I said, from ten to
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gifts were in between that range.
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I'm excited about that. So I
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that road show on Saturday, right
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You usually stop in one of two
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I'm sorry, one is Fort Lauderdale
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one less often but still happens on
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Orlando Airport yesterday, I came this
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This ink and close in the middle
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a a trium and it has a
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it's got it's sort of like a
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of it. So in the center
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is the area where we were that
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and then the spokes shoot off into
the various terminals. Right while we're

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trying to kill a little bit of
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the spokes towards another terminal, and
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hallway before we stopped and said,
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but I've seen it in print and
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turned around. So what I saw
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altercation with the handicapped special assistance wheelchair
dude. Nice. I mean, the

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only thing missing was the actual action
to turn that into a headline. It

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was right there, right there.
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that you can be shirtless in the
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like that guy came prepared for the
metal detector came. It's like, I

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got nothing on, buddy, and
they let him through. That should let

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you know. So here's what I
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I don't know if it's because if
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to remove your shirt so you don't
get the the hockey player treatment, you

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know, or they pull it up
over your head and then they punch in

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the face a bunch because you can't
see anything. Maybe that's why guys take

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off their shirts before they get into
a fight. But I think that's what

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happened because when we came across the
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everything calmed down, he was starting
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and then he decided to wait to
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security or something. I don't know, But when we first saw him,

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he was shirtless and yelling at the
wheelchair assistance to do and the wheelchair assistance

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dude was yelling back, and you
know who the hero of the day was

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this little old lady not in the
wheelchair thing. God because I hadn't made

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it even better. But she also
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at the Orlando Airport, and she
basically grabbed the younger fella who was about

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to get into the fight with the
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Okay, I like the in my
head, the slogan outside the Florida Orlando

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Airport says, no shirt, no
shoes, no problem. But God bless

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the older lady for uh, you
know, having a cooler head and getting

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the person away. Like I just
don't. I'm I'm glad that that's a

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happy ending for Florida. Like that
really, like that's a happy ending of

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the story. I was done,
Like I actually told Tera, it's like,

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we need to walk away. This
will be a news story tomorrow and

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I'll be reading it. Yeah.
But it's just one of those few times

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where I could actually say, just
like Brian Williams once did and I was

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there, only you're telling the truth
this time, Yeah, I actually be

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factual. Yeah, yeah, go
ahead. It seems like that, you

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know, it needs like a pet
alligator and a bush light or something you

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know, really to to give it
the full essence of Florida bush if it

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makes you feel any better. About
half an hour before that, one of

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the handicapped special Assistance wheelchair people was
wheeling two older ladies down the terminal and

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I guess he's right handed, so
the right the lady on his right wheelchair

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was going really well, and on
his left he ran her into the wall.

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That's one of those things where it's
like you have to stop and think,

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Okay, do I want to stop
and help or is it better to

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pretend I saw nothing. That's when
you go up and try to help,

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and the guy's like, no,
no, no. The one on the

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left and coach, that's just part
of the Florida treatment. She couldn't make

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it to Disneylands, so we're given
the roller coaster treatment. It's pretty bad.

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Even Florida Wheelchair Assistance gives rough rides. Anyway, I was this close

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to witnessing a Florida Man news story
in the flesh, and I gotta say

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I was a little disappointed. I'm
surprised no one called security. I was

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expecting just to see h sheriff's deputies
or city police airport Police General security.

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I wanted to see that dude get
tased. That would have made my holidays

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perfect. You know, the cops, I mean the shirtless guy. You

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think that's gonna cause them to,
you know, put down their coffee and

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come running. Yeah, I'm sure, I'm sure he was the airport security.

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They would I didn't realize it was
an hr issue that we were witnessing

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in the terminal. He didn't get
his holiday bonus. I don't expect anything

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less. Like when when you said
when you said bush Light Trey, I

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was like immediately, I was like, that's the official beer of Florida.

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Like when your governor's name is Ron, like I expect everybody in your airport

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to be shirtless. Like when your
governor has a bro name, what's up

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Ron? Like, Like, no, is that a bro name? I

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feel like for Florida? Yeah,
I feel like a bro name for him

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would just be just DeSantis. Yeah. Well no, I mean like we

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can go by his middle name is
Dion. Why is he not going by

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that diantis? Like I'm assuming his
full name is Ronald Dion DeSantis. That's

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right. How do you not go
by Dion de Santas? You sound immediately

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cool. I know then it won't
his face. So you know what,

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you don't let anybody see him.
You basically take the entire plot of Eddie

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Murphy's Distinguished Gentleman and you run.
You run on the name alone, and

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you never let anyone see him.
So you get the you get the quote

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unquote urban democrat vote trick ye into
voting for a far right wing white dude.

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Yeah, I like, we got
we got too many movies to write,

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so it'd be bush light. But
it's just b u s h bush

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Light. I dig it, I
dig it. But if a if a

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crappy light beer was to ever become
a state, it would be Florida.

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That's what it would be. Florida
just does something to people. I mean

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even Bob Iger, who generally respected
is really a great CEO. Like this

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week he even, you know,
just Florida out and he just said one

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of the dumbest things ever. They
were talking about the Marvels. You know,

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it was a big box office bomb
and first Disney announced it. I

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mean, it's so bad. They're
like, it's at the end of its

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run. We're no longer going to
report box office sales. Yeah, but

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then Eiger goes, yeah, one
of the problems was we didn't have enough

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executives on set. Didn't you ever
see Star Wars, Dickhead. Honestly,

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that's spoken like a true CEO.
You know, you know what the answer

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to this company is more executives or
this creative enterprise. What we need is

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a building full of suited up,
wing tipped MBA turds telling creatives how to

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do what they do, and then
we'll just call it. iHeart, I

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want it on the record. I
didn't say that. I laugh. You're

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listening to The Treehouse. Visit us
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Time now for a fun conversation in
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So, Daniel, you were telling
me there was a fifty nine million dollar

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wedding this last month, and obviously
it's been viral and lots of comment Harry

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about spending that much money on a
wedding and all the social drama surrounding it.

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So I'm curious as a father yourself, did would you ever consider throwing

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down a six, seven or eight
figure wedding? Dan, I don't even

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know where to start. I really
don't. I don't think I could throw

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down a five figure wedding. I
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when me and Carrie got married,
we kind of handled everything ourselves, and

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we really were on a tight budget
and we didn't try to waste any money,

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but we wanted to be able to
invite our friends and family and have

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a good time. And I think
we were just so worried about the cost.

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Just like going to college. It's
like, how much money do you

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want to spend on this degree and
then not have and then have to pay

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it back? You know. And
it's just like not saying weddings aren't important.

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I just feel like, you know, if you're going to be spending

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fifty sixty eight hundred thousand, in
this case, fifty nine million dollars in

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a wedding, man, that's a
one day event. I mean, I

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just I don't get it. But
yeah, I mean I've seen people do

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it, and I know I personally
have known friends that have spent one hundred

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thousand dollars on their weddings. Yea, and that's that. I've been to

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a wedding like that where I know
it was six figures spent, and you

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know what, my favorite thing at
that wedding was the mash potato bar.

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And I guarantee you that mashed potato
bar is not what's sent it into six

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figures. No, it's not.
I mean, there's some of these women

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when they get married, and I
understand it's a umongous deal for you to

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get married. I mean that's a
big thing. But I've seen some of

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these dresses that these women are wearing, and they're in they're in, you

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know, just a dress by itself. In some cases it's ten thousand,

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fifteen thousand dollars one pair of shoes
that they're gonna wear one nine is fifteen

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hundred dollars. You know, there's
some elaborate items that you can start packing

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on the dollars with. At the
same time, when you're spending that amount

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of money on a wedding, don't
you and I as entrepreneurs, think,

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hmm, how can I get a
piece of that pie? For example,

405
00:31:45.559 --> 00:31:49.519
maybe this family needs a roof inspection, and you don't you don't spend fifty

406
00:31:49.559 --> 00:31:52.920
nine million dollars on a wedding without
getting some stuff for free on occasion.

407
00:31:53.119 --> 00:31:56.759
Dan, I think that's a hell
of a wedding gift right there. Let's

408
00:31:56.759 --> 00:31:59.400
get let's us go ahead and put
this out there. If you are a

409
00:31:59.519 --> 00:32:02.799
part of the Brockways wedding, you
are entitled to a free roof inspection from

410
00:32:02.839 --> 00:32:07.480
Cook DFW. Is one of your
wedding gifts. How about that, folks,

411
00:32:07.720 --> 00:32:10.519
It pays to be rich. Give
Daniel Cook a call at COOKDFW Roofing

412
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and Restoration eight three three COOKDFW or
cookdfw dot com. It's the Treehouse.

413
00:32:17.640 --> 00:32:21.440
Two one, four three six eight
thirty eight thirty eight is the phone number

414
00:32:21.480 --> 00:32:23.599
four Brooks Plumbing, and you too
can talk to Jacqueline just like I do

415
00:32:23.720 --> 00:32:28.160
each and every week here in the
Treehouse, and you can get some of

416
00:32:28.200 --> 00:32:32.119
that amazing customer service from Jacqueline and
her family and all the guys at Brooks

417
00:32:32.119 --> 00:32:35.759
Plumbing. This time of year,
it's the holiday season. I'm curious,

418
00:32:35.759 --> 00:32:38.039
speaking of your guys and you and
your family and the family business, what's

419
00:32:38.039 --> 00:32:44.599
your favorite part of the holiday season. I would I would like to strap

420
00:32:44.640 --> 00:32:49.359
a GoPro to my chest and let
everybody watch Holidays of my family because we're

421
00:32:49.400 --> 00:32:52.599
Italian and Grandma and Grandpa like to
do one thing and one thing only.

422
00:32:52.599 --> 00:32:55.720
And apparently that was just reproduced.
And so my mom's one of nine kids,

423
00:32:55.720 --> 00:32:59.640
and everybody's married, and everybody has
like five more kids. So it's

424
00:32:59.640 --> 00:33:01.880
a huge family. And so you
know, you've got those little clicks within

425
00:33:01.920 --> 00:33:05.279
the family. You've got all the
cousins that are really close, and you've

426
00:33:05.279 --> 00:33:07.839
got the siblings that are fighting this
quarter of the year and then the next

427
00:33:07.960 --> 00:33:12.400
quarter next year it'll be completely different. But my family, my favorite thing

428
00:33:12.400 --> 00:33:15.799
in the world is the recap when
the first half of the family exits from

429
00:33:15.839 --> 00:33:21.240
the family gathering and then the intimate
circle of the family sits down and has

430
00:33:21.279 --> 00:33:24.240
a play by play of everything they
heard and saw as a group with the

431
00:33:24.279 --> 00:33:28.400
whole family. Does your family do
that where you sit down and you have

432
00:33:28.559 --> 00:33:31.400
like a mini meeting about everything that
was discussed. No, no, I

433
00:33:31.559 --> 00:33:37.039
just usually just would would run away
and like leave Grand Prairie and run back

434
00:33:37.039 --> 00:33:39.359
to Dallas and usually go straight to
a bar. So, actually, you

435
00:33:39.359 --> 00:33:42.440
know what, you're right, I
guess we did sort of recap it was

436
00:33:42.480 --> 00:33:45.440
just usually like me and Tara doing
our recap over over some vodka or something.

437
00:33:45.799 --> 00:33:51.480
Yes. And then so being Italian, we do on Christmas Eve the

438
00:33:51.519 --> 00:33:53.359
Feast of the Seven Fishes. Have
you ever heard about that before? I've

439
00:33:53.400 --> 00:33:59.200
heard of it, but I've never
experienced It's that's totally a thing. And

440
00:33:59.240 --> 00:34:05.000
then my last favorite thing I'll mention
is somebody made an Italian version of the

441
00:34:05.039 --> 00:34:08.599
song Dominic the Donkey and I love
it. I'll send it to you in

442
00:34:08.639 --> 00:34:14.039
a link. It's so cheesy,
but it's so on the nose and can't

443
00:34:14.079 --> 00:34:17.400
be about just Italians at Christmas,
and it's my favorite thing in the world.

444
00:34:19.119 --> 00:34:22.440
I look forward to hearing that,
and I look forward to the new

445
00:34:22.519 --> 00:34:29.760
year with Brooks Plumbing here inside the
tree House and you too, if you,

446
00:34:29.760 --> 00:34:31.800
you know, have family over and
they do a number on your pipes

447
00:34:32.320 --> 00:34:36.719
and you see and they will,
then you know the people to call that

448
00:34:36.800 --> 00:34:38.519
is, of course Brook's Plumbing two
one four, three six eight thirty eight

449
00:34:38.559 --> 00:34:42.719
thirty eight two one four, three
six eight thirty eight thirty eight or Brooks

450
00:34:42.760 --> 00:34:50.119
Plumbing Texas dot com. You're in
the tree house, visit us online at

451
00:34:50.239 --> 00:35:00.079
Treehouseonair dot com. No, it's
just really bad stomach pains. Started feeling

452
00:35:00.119 --> 00:35:12.360
them yesterday, got worse overnight.
I've been chugging pepto and chewing gas acts

453
00:35:12.519 --> 00:35:15.960
just because the part of the pain
reminds me of when I ate an entire

454
00:35:16.000 --> 00:35:21.880
bag of frozen broccoli and the gas
pain that was released from eating too much

455
00:35:21.960 --> 00:35:29.280
broccoli was devastating. Really, yeah, why did you do that? The

456
00:35:29.320 --> 00:35:32.880
bag of broccoli. Yes, it's
basically calorie free. I can eat a

457
00:35:32.880 --> 00:35:36.119
whole thing. I eat a bunch
of broccoli to fill up, and then

458
00:35:36.119 --> 00:35:38.000
you eat some other protein and then
you're good. You got a meal there.

459
00:35:38.440 --> 00:35:45.559
Yeah, but just horrible, horrible
gas, horrible gas. Oh it

460
00:35:45.599 --> 00:35:51.440
happened. Well, that was one
of those times where had it gotten just

461
00:35:51.599 --> 00:35:53.519
one tick worse, I would have
said, take me to the hospital and

462
00:35:53.599 --> 00:35:58.599
have them like poke a hole in
my tummy or something. Hilarious. Okay,

463
00:35:58.679 --> 00:36:00.360
it's pretty I knew I knew what
it was. I knew it.

464
00:36:00.960 --> 00:36:04.320
I also googled it to make sure, but I knew what it was.

465
00:36:04.800 --> 00:36:08.280
Yeah, And at a certain point
the pain was so bad I didn't care

466
00:36:08.360 --> 00:36:13.760
what the what what The doctors and
the nurses and whoever else would have said

467
00:36:13.800 --> 00:36:15.920
in the emergency room, was like, I know it's gas, but it's

468
00:36:15.920 --> 00:36:20.760
bat and hurts like health knock me
out or poke a hole in me something

469
00:36:20.760 --> 00:36:25.519
to let this out. Yeah,
I thought I've got kind of a similar

470
00:36:25.880 --> 00:36:30.719
pain right now, but it comes
and goes. I haven't had the sphinx,

471
00:36:30.800 --> 00:36:36.000
so that's that's good. There was
there was one point around four thirty

472
00:36:36.039 --> 00:36:38.639
this morning. I wasn't real sure, like I thought I may have to

473
00:36:39.599 --> 00:36:45.079
gotcha. But it's subsided. Yeah, like when I had the parasite when

474
00:36:45.079 --> 00:36:47.960
I was in in Mumbai, there
was no pain. It was just it

475
00:36:49.039 --> 00:36:53.079
just was a it was just all
It was constant release and there was no

476
00:36:53.199 --> 00:36:58.480
there was no hurting. It was
just dehydration and couldn't hold anything down.

477
00:36:58.719 --> 00:37:00.599
So that that was the only thing. Well, first time I went to

478
00:37:00.679 --> 00:37:06.280
drink from a bottle of water and
I immediately threw that up and I was

479
00:37:06.280 --> 00:37:08.159
like, okay, we're not going
to be able to hold anything down.

480
00:37:08.199 --> 00:37:10.760
But there was no pain because I
just saw you like double over just a

481
00:37:10.800 --> 00:37:15.719
second ago, and that it's that
bad. That's wild is on one side.

482
00:37:17.000 --> 00:37:22.320
No right now, it's mainly lower. Last night in the middle of

483
00:37:22.360 --> 00:37:24.760
the night is That's part of the
reason I'm so damn tired is because the

484
00:37:24.800 --> 00:37:30.199
last two nights I've gotten very little
sleep. But last night was because of

485
00:37:30.199 --> 00:37:32.280
the stomach pain, and it was
kind of all over. It was kind

486
00:37:32.280 --> 00:37:36.360
of high up on the right side, middle, right side, down low.

487
00:37:37.679 --> 00:37:40.000
I'm not pulling on Mike McCarthy.
I don't think it's appendicitis because I

488
00:37:40.000 --> 00:37:47.239
think that's a very localized pain that's
actually not It can actually be just to

489
00:37:47.360 --> 00:37:52.760
one side of your because you're saying
it's low and but it's onto one because

490
00:37:52.800 --> 00:37:55.559
when you doubled over, you doubled
over to one side to ease the pain.

491
00:37:55.800 --> 00:37:58.840
That's because that's the side I've got
room. If I go to the

492
00:37:58.880 --> 00:38:05.880
left, I'll smack my head on
my roadcaster. I'm already positioned this way.

493
00:38:05.920 --> 00:38:07.440
If I go this way, I'm
gonna tweak something else that doesn't need

494
00:38:07.480 --> 00:38:10.039
to be tweaked. I don't know
if I don't know if it was because

495
00:38:10.039 --> 00:38:14.920
of the jerk chicken wrap I ate
at the Saint Thomas Airport. Okay,

496
00:38:15.599 --> 00:38:19.960
you start there, you don't.
You don't start with tummy paine. You

497
00:38:20.000 --> 00:38:22.679
start with a jerk chicken wrap in
an airport that's where you like, what

498
00:38:22.880 --> 00:38:25.760
was what was gas station sushi not
available? Like what are you doing?

499
00:38:27.000 --> 00:38:30.519
Like? What what is happening?
I've only eaten gas station sushi once and

500
00:38:30.559 --> 00:38:37.239
I was but I had the jerk
chicken wrap in St. Thomas and I

501
00:38:37.239 --> 00:38:43.119
felt fine and it and how many
hours? How many hours after you ate

502
00:38:43.159 --> 00:38:47.039
it? Did you start feeling sad, like really bad? Around eight to

503
00:38:47.119 --> 00:38:52.400
twelve somewhere there solid But then again, I mean we were also killing time

504
00:38:52.679 --> 00:38:57.480
in the Orlando airport, so I
don't know if there was something I got

505
00:38:57.519 --> 00:39:01.960
there. What did you eat?
I gotta think what did you touch?

506
00:39:05.000 --> 00:39:09.320
Did you touch the shirtless guy?
I did not get close enough to the

507
00:39:09.320 --> 00:39:16.360
Florida man to actually catch Florida man
dysentery? Thank god? I mean I

508
00:39:16.400 --> 00:39:21.679
did drink the water. I don't
know if that has anything. I mean,

509
00:39:21.719 --> 00:39:23.079
I know they say to be careful
of that when you go to Mexico,

510
00:39:23.159 --> 00:39:27.519
but really, you gotta watch that
Florida water, and Florida is the

511
00:39:27.559 --> 00:39:35.400
Mexico of the United States. You
can't trust that dirty water. You mean

512
00:39:35.440 --> 00:39:40.320
the gator piss water. That's exactly
right. So yeah, I think that's

513
00:39:40.360 --> 00:39:44.920
not at that's that's there. That's
the reason why if you're wondering there was

514
00:39:44.960 --> 00:39:49.079
no football show yesterday, it's because
because it's because I got like a bad

515
00:39:49.159 --> 00:39:52.559
dummy babe. I feel so bad
way, but I don't know the pediat

516
00:39:52.599 --> 00:39:59.239
Are you doing any the pickle juice
to alleviate the cramping? Uh? Pepto

517
00:39:59.440 --> 00:40:04.880
gasc slots of water? Okay you
might because you with that, there is

518
00:40:04.920 --> 00:40:07.480
a depletion of sodium, so you
might wanna get some pickle juice in you.

519
00:40:08.599 --> 00:40:13.920
We had some Indian food for lunch, so I think my sodium level

520
00:40:14.000 --> 00:40:17.079
is solid. Yeah, that's good. What did you what do you where

521
00:40:17.119 --> 00:40:21.320
you getting your Indian food from?
Buddy? Do you our place in Irving?

522
00:40:21.960 --> 00:40:23.280
Oh? Gotcha? Okay, I
know that's on your list of approved

523
00:40:23.320 --> 00:40:27.400
places. It is very much so, yeah, we love that place.

524
00:40:27.719 --> 00:40:30.519
Shockingly, we wanted. We decided
to go there first before we got barbecue

525
00:40:30.519 --> 00:40:36.760
while in town, because you know, when you come to Texas, you

526
00:40:36.800 --> 00:40:40.639
get the Indian food when you come
to North Texas. Yes, yes,

527
00:40:40.760 --> 00:40:45.960
Irving play you know lost Calean this
s which is where that place is.

528
00:40:45.039 --> 00:40:47.760
Yeah, yeah, that's great,
okay, good. What did you?

529
00:40:47.880 --> 00:40:51.039
What did you? What did you? What's your go to are you.

530
00:40:51.199 --> 00:40:53.239
Are you a chicken Tika massala guy? Is that what I like that?

531
00:40:53.320 --> 00:40:55.559
No, it's a buffet. We
get a little bit of everything. Okay,

532
00:40:55.599 --> 00:40:59.079
gotcha, because I was just gonna
break everybody's heart and let everybody know

533
00:40:59.119 --> 00:41:05.039
chicken Tika massalas no Indian. So
it's Scottish Now. I love the Uh.

534
00:41:05.599 --> 00:41:07.840
That's why at the london Er they
had it on the menu and I

535
00:41:07.880 --> 00:41:12.079
was always confused. I thought it
was just good old fashioned appropriation. It

536
00:41:12.159 --> 00:41:15.400
is a combination of both. It's
a combination of like, how do we

537
00:41:15.840 --> 00:41:20.920
give everybody a little piece of actual
London uh Indian food? So, but

538
00:41:21.079 --> 00:41:24.280
it's it was developed by an Indian
guy and it was originated in Glasgow.

539
00:41:24.360 --> 00:41:28.199
He just died a couple of months
ago, the owner of the founder of

540
00:41:28.480 --> 00:41:31.800
the creator of Chicken tick Massala.
But he was used it for the marinade

541
00:41:31.840 --> 00:41:35.960
for the tendery chicken and he's like, I have to keep throwing this marinate

542
00:41:36.039 --> 00:41:40.800
out territory chicken. I love Yes. So it's basically the same marinade and

543
00:41:40.840 --> 00:41:45.519
then they just add a little heavy
cream uh and some other spices to it

544
00:41:45.599 --> 00:41:47.239
and it becomes the chicken tik masalt. It's why it's it used to be

545
00:41:47.480 --> 00:41:52.840
like bright red, like tendery chicken, gotcha because of the Yeah, okay,

546
00:41:52.880 --> 00:41:54.480
good, so you get a little
bit of everything, all right?

547
00:41:54.519 --> 00:41:58.960
You want to do? You know
that there is other than you know,

548
00:41:59.000 --> 00:42:02.559
some electrolytes and and some sodium level
type stuff. There is something else that

549
00:42:02.559 --> 00:42:14.800
will make me feel a little bit
better. Birthdays, other people's birthdays make

550
00:42:14.840 --> 00:42:17.320
it feel better, Okay they do? Yeah, all right, Today is

551
00:42:17.480 --> 00:42:23.679
of course fred Day December eighth,
my god, December eighth, and birthdays

552
00:42:23.719 --> 00:42:30.719
today. Tanner Buchanan is twenty five. He plays Robbie Keane, Johnny's son

553
00:42:31.320 --> 00:42:36.719
on Cobra Kai. I'm not sure
if you guys have watched that series.

554
00:42:37.119 --> 00:42:39.400
We started watching it, we haven't
finished it. I think part of the

555
00:42:39.440 --> 00:42:44.519
reason why is at a certain point
you're like, are they ever going to

556
00:42:44.559 --> 00:42:51.639
call the police? Where's their school
resource officer? Yeah? It's the greatest

557
00:42:51.679 --> 00:42:57.360
show. It is the greatest show
on television ever. And I'll the Sopranos

558
00:42:57.760 --> 00:43:00.400
and then and then Cobraka heard dead
like dead, I'm gonna go with that,

559
00:43:00.480 --> 00:43:04.480
and then that seems a bit extreme
to me. It's really like,

560
00:43:04.599 --> 00:43:10.840
wait, wait, what season are
you in? Uh? Oh, it's

561
00:43:10.840 --> 00:43:16.199
the season where there I think we're
like one or two episodes before the big

562
00:43:16.960 --> 00:43:22.039
All Valley Karate tournament. Oh,
it's about to get good. It's all

563
00:43:22.119 --> 00:43:24.960
right. Maybe just because of that, I go back and finish that season.

564
00:43:25.159 --> 00:43:29.159
Yeah, it's the best show like
and it's so brilliantly done. And

565
00:43:29.280 --> 00:43:32.000
who knew how great of an actor
William Zapka really is. He's really really

566
00:43:32.039 --> 00:43:36.840
talented. And I loved him not
only in the movies that he did in

567
00:43:36.880 --> 00:43:40.440
the eighties because he played a really
good jerk, but when he played himself

568
00:43:40.639 --> 00:43:45.800
on How I Met Your Mother,
he was phenomenal in that. Yeah.

569
00:43:45.880 --> 00:43:52.079
Other birthdays today, let's see here. Nicki Minaj is forty one. Retired

570
00:43:52.159 --> 00:43:54.880
NFL quarterback Philip Rivers is forty two. He may be retired from football,

571
00:43:54.880 --> 00:43:59.280
but he's not retired from impregnating his
wife. I think they're up to like

572
00:43:59.320 --> 00:44:06.079
thirty two kids now that really that
would actually make just fifteen more children.

573
00:44:06.119 --> 00:44:13.239
And he has a full dress roster
for an NFL team in reality, I

574
00:44:13.280 --> 00:44:17.039
think he's got eleven right, yeah, yeah, say eleven or twelve,

575
00:44:17.639 --> 00:44:22.159
so yeah, one more and he's
got a full NBA roster. Yeah,

576
00:44:22.199 --> 00:44:23.760
but that's what I mean, you
reforded that luxury when you have that much

577
00:44:23.800 --> 00:44:27.880
money, when you have I mean, like if you're I don't know if

578
00:44:27.880 --> 00:44:30.599
it's a religion thing or if it's
just a a whatever it is for him,

579
00:44:30.840 --> 00:44:35.639
I guess he just doesn't believe in
in contraception, and he certainly doesn't

580
00:44:35.639 --> 00:44:39.519
believe in pulling out. Isn't he
Mormon? I thought he was. I

581
00:44:39.599 --> 00:44:44.800
don't know because when he Yeah,
yeah, I believe he is. I

582
00:44:44.800 --> 00:44:47.199
could be wrong, but yeah,
he's got the eleven or twelve kids now,

583
00:44:49.519 --> 00:44:52.239
and that's just that's just you need
to leave that lady alone. That

584
00:44:52.360 --> 00:44:55.400
is enough. No, he's actually
he's the other side of the coin when

585
00:44:55.400 --> 00:44:59.880
it comes to have as many children
as possible. He is hardcore Roman Catholic.

586
00:45:00.360 --> 00:45:01.880
That's what it is. Okay.
So that explains why he's a he's

587
00:45:01.920 --> 00:45:07.000
not using contraception, he's certainly not
pulling out. And that explains why nobody's

588
00:45:07.039 --> 00:45:10.960
ever seen his wife in public.
Uh, you can't. She's she's always

589
00:45:10.960 --> 00:45:16.599
delivering a baby. She's never upright. No, she's not, whether it's

590
00:45:16.639 --> 00:45:21.239
giving birth or making a new kid, she's never upright. Yeah, and

591
00:45:21.239 --> 00:45:23.440
it's sad too because look, I
understand, you know you're trying. You're

592
00:45:23.440 --> 00:45:28.639
trying to you know, make more
children and you know, proliferate the way

593
00:45:28.760 --> 00:45:31.039
God said to do to some degree
in the Bible. As a Roman Catholic

594
00:45:31.039 --> 00:45:35.480
that Philip Rivers is. But I
think at the end of the day,

595
00:45:35.519 --> 00:45:37.719
it's because no one showed him videos
of how much fun pulling out can be.

596
00:45:42.360 --> 00:45:46.159
And also that the whole be fruitful
thing in the Bible was when the

597
00:45:46.199 --> 00:45:51.639
earth had nine people, and that's
when what you needed people to sustain.

598
00:45:51.960 --> 00:45:55.760
We have an Indian has proven we
have enough people. India hit one point

599
00:45:55.800 --> 00:45:59.960
four billion. We're like when they
littally cheered, they showed it on the

600
00:46:00.039 --> 00:46:01.639
Indian news, like we beat China. I'm like, is this the race

601
00:46:01.840 --> 00:46:06.800
we want to win? Not not
to the moon, non finding a cure

602
00:46:06.840 --> 00:46:10.440
for cancer babies, that's what we
want to win. Uh and uh and

603
00:46:10.440 --> 00:46:15.159
and yeah, one point four billion
and for the point four Philip Rivers uh

604
00:46:15.320 --> 00:46:20.559
dead. Uh. So we appreciate
him. It's nice of him to contribute.

605
00:46:21.599 --> 00:46:24.559
He did a small tour of India
and the four hundred million kids were

606
00:46:24.599 --> 00:46:34.400
born. He's his own sacred river. It's like you go back to India

607
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for a comedy show or a tour. It's just gonna have You're gonna be

608
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crossing the Philip River. There's the
Ganges and then the Philip. Oh God.

609
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Other birthdays today, Dominic Monahan.
He played Charlie on Lost and the

610
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Hobbit Mehdi in the Lord of the
Rings movies. He is forty seven today

611
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from Slip Knot and Stones Hour,
Corey Taylor is fifty and Terry Hatcher turns

612
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fifty nine today. Wow. Probably
my favorite Lois Lane. Okay, interesting,

613
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I like I liked her. I
like I'm a big Erica Durance fan.

614
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I liked her on Smallville. I
never watched that, so I really

615
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wouldn't know if that was that was
high caliber as far as the Clark Kent

616
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and the Superman and the it's really
good. Michael Rosenbaum, who's most people

617
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don't realize there's a stand up comment
and not balt Uh. He plays Lex

618
00:47:34.199 --> 00:47:37.119
Luthor and he's excellent, so the
I've heard that about him in the role.

619
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Yeah yeah, but if you got
a chance to watch it, you

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know with your stomach pans are gonna
be could be old up for a bit.

621
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You can watch the Cobra Kai finish
that season, then watch Smaller.

622
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I think if I if I think, I think, if I watch too

623
00:47:51.000 --> 00:47:55.840
much more Cobra Kai, I will
end up sphinxing in the tub. I

624
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think it'll be me sweeping my own
leg right off. I think that's three

625
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movies. Now we have to write
from this show alone. Wipe On,

626
00:48:17.519 --> 00:48:34.840
Wipe Off a Karate Saga film.
God. We will see you tomorrow at

627
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Shakertons four to seven pm off an
old road in North Dallas, across the

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street from the Galleria. Just go
to Shakertons dot com click on the Midtown

629
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location. Bring a toy for the
Warren Center and their special needs kids,

630
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as well as merch that will be
there, the Roast of Me and it's

631
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a nice festive Christmas party for all
Tomorrow four to seven pm for the Treouse

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Podcast road Show Christmas Party. See
you there, m