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Welcome inside the Treehouse. It's time
to leave your worries outside and join me

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dan Ol Malley, Tredy Trenholm and
Raz Sharma to celebrate Friday, the Friday

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right before Halloween twenty twenty three.
Welcome to Friday. You've made it this

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long, long week that's been filled
with some good news. Rangers in the

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World series. Yeah, the UH
Congress finally has themselves a speaker for now.

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Yeah, exactly, it might be
we might we might be a new

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one in thirty days. We'll see. It's it's we'll see so much going

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on in the world, most of
which we will not discuss in here because

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that would be sad and demoralizing and
everything that this Treehouse stands against. Absolutely

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we stand for. Stupid. Friday
episode of the Treehouse Podcast is the beacon

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in the field of Stupid. Which
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addition to going to a hangman's house
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Club dot com. I have to
admit to you, guys, I'm still

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tired. It's been a week for
me trying to figure out housing situations and

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me thrusting all the packing duties and
things of moving onto my wife because I

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have been knee deep in producing editing
right and all this stuff for the Halloween

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special I've been. I was doing
it almost NonStop from Saturday through like Wednesday

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morning. Wow. It was interesting
one because it's challenging, but it's also

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interesting because as much as I could
complain about how long it took and finding

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sound effects for things, which Trey
thank you for helping me find so many

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of them, but you can never
have enough when you're doing an audio production.

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See Hollywood, they can get away
television movies, they can get away

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with more things. Because it's visual. You don't have to have the sound

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for everything. When you're doing a
special or a program that is audio based,

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you have to find the sound for
everything. Otherwise it's just someone telling

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you something and that's not fun or
interesting. And I'm sure and I know

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you and like you listen to one
hundred different footsteps on a floor before you

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found the right one. See,
I want to say you don't know me,

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but the truth is I have.
I now know every possible folded footstep

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in production libraries, in every corner
of the Internet. Yes, I know

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the file names to give you for
seeing like a hard soul shoes on hardwood,

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Okay. I know where to point
you in the direction to find cowboy

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boots going through grass. Interesting.
I even because we have Jerry Caldwell in

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the Halloween special. I also know
where to find Stiletto's running on cement in

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a production libraries somewhere. I also
know all the different places of the Internet

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to go to to find splash noises, but not just any splash, because

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I need specifically not splash of things
going into the water. There was at

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least three instances where I needed sound
effects for some one or something coming out

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of the water. Those are really
hard to find. Now are there specific

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ones? Like flawing? Flailing is
not a good search term when you're searching

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for production stuff. The good news
is I have experienced doing this. So

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when twenty five years working in radio
and doing these Halloween or Christmas specials that

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we've done throughout the years doing radio
production in general, you you learn how

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to search for things. And because
of that, when you find a library,

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especially online or a computer based you
know the words to use, like

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slip and fall or if you need
if you need something to sound like,

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you know it's it's really descriptive words. I needed to find blood splatter,

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not splat splatter, gotch I needed. I need to find bones crunching and

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breaking. But I also know that
when you go and look up these sounds

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in these libraries, it'll be the
sound, but it's not the sound you

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want. I'll give you a good
example in the special. I tell you

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to grab a machete off the edge
of the boat and hit whiskey barrels so

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liquid can spew forth. M H. I couldn't quite find the exact thing

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I was looking for for the whiskey
to spew out of the barrels. Gotcha,

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But I found plenty of what they're
called impact. Like if you're searching

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a production library, you want a
sword impact wood, Okay, gotcha,

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gotcha. The problem is when you
go and find it, this is what

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it sounds like. Oh that sucks
when you're doing the thing and you're like,

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that doesn't sound cool. That's why
a lot of times in films they

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have these cool noises that they have
to absolutely just create. Like all the

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cool stuff in Star Wars, all
those things was the folly Department, the

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follyings where it's the guys that create
sound. They would just go find things

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and create them, and that now
becomes Star Wars sound effects. Those things

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did not exist beforehand. They just
went basically, they went outside, they

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went to garage just they stuck their
fingers and light sockets, They licked power

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lines and shook metal sheets and things. They created those noises. And so

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when you find the real noise of
the thing that you're looking for, it

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typically sucks. So it has to
be bigger and bolder, and sorry,

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I'm going on way too long about
audio production on a podcast that's supposed to

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be entertaining for people. No,
it's like I mean, one of the

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best examples is Darth Vader breathing is
scuba gear. Ah gotcha, mh.

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They searched high and low and then
came upon that, I know. Bones

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breaking. Sometimes they'll they'll just take
a celery, like a couple of sticks

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of celery or stocks of celery,
and a lot of times in bones breaking

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is one of my favorite examples of
this. Where you go and look up

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a sound and you get the things
as bones breaking, and it sounds weak.

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It doesn't sound as loud and dangerous
as it needs to be. So

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instead of looking up a bone break, you should then go and find like

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a redwood snapping in half. That's
the sound you want. Oh yeah,

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that's good. Yeah. So you
have to learn, you have to kind

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of figure out how to how to
navigate those waters, kind of like the

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three of Us did in the Halloween
Special twenty twenty three, Three of us

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on a boat, no hose.
Maybe maybe maybe we can write the hose

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in for the sequel Gewel's Two Boats
and Hose. So anyway, I feel

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like I have earned this Friday.
We all have because we did a lot

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of work. We put a lot
of work into that special. I will

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say that this Halloween special that we
have done is truly, truly special.

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It's extra stupid and the most terrifying
thing in it is, without a doubt,

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our acting. Yeah, I've never
I've never done voiceover stuff, so

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that was kind of fun for me. You're very You're a very good director.

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I will say that, thank you. You're very good at giving direction

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on how you want the lines read
and done, so that was kind of

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cool to do. And so I
don't know if I can put this on

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I have to listen to it.
I don't know if I'll put it on

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my on my resume as having done
radio voiceover stuff. But I'm just glad

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that there's no well no, the
writer's strike is over, but this,

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but the actors strike is still going
on. I might be careful promoting it

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too much, Raj, because I
don't want you getting in trouble with the

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union, because that would actually make
our production kind of a scab thing,

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and it's not meant to be.
Yeah, No, I don't I don't

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think it would be. I don't
think it I don't think it would be.

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I'll have to have to actually look
at the rules now that you brought

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that up. While you're reaching,
I have to know the rule of clarification.

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Yeah, the rules on that are
so arcane and weird like us.

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Well they are because there's exemptions for
like Saturday Night Live, for the late

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night shows. There's there's all these
exemptions like why with the writers now backworking

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they can do late night shows and
all this other stuff, and it is

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so I was listening to someone to
explain all the different rules and fascinating how

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they've done that. Yeah, but
I joined the I believe because I joined

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the show before the strike. I
believe, right before the strike went official.

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I think I would like if I
needed to get an exemption, I

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could. I don't think you need
it, but yeah, because technically it's

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like if you're a variety show like
kind of like this, then you're you're

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exempt. Yeah, as long as
you're not promoting something else that would be

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embargoed by SAGO is why, which
is why when we had our buddy tone

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Bell on, he did not promote
the Netflix show Surival of the Thickest Thickest.

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Yeah, he didn't promote that because
he was not allowed to. That

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doesn't mean we couldn't, right,
But now it goes even as far as

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for Halloween, Sag sent out of
things saying not to dress up as any

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of the characters on any of the
Stricken shows. Okay, God, because

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that's technically promoting a show that's on
strength. It's it's very weird. But

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if I wanted to dress up as, you know, a character from a

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TV show from years ago that's not
currently in production, I would correct,

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not me, but you would be
okay, I would be all right,

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gotcha? Yeah. But if I
were to go as Tone Bell uh Survival

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of the Thickest, I'd get in
trouble. I'd like to see you in

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that, in those in those costumes
with that hair. Me too. I'd

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rather see Trey, but I don't
want him getting But it wouldn't be by

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Sag. Oh No, that'd be
a completely different organization, all right.

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As I mentioned, today is bed
Day, October twenty seven, twenty three.

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Time for birthdays he plays or played. I'm not sure if it's on

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right now or not. Barry Goldberg
on ABC's The Goldbergs, that is Troy

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Genteel. He is thirty today.
It's one of those shows I've always heard

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really good things about, but I
just have not watched it. Yeah,

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it's a good show watch. I
think Jeff Garland is the dad. I

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believe. Ye. I've known Jeff
for a few years. He's a solid

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dude. And then my buddy Brian
Kallen, I believe was got the offshoot

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of it. There wasn't. I
think there was a spinoff. They got

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canceled. I think when he got
I think he might have gotten me too.

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I don't remember. We don't really
talk anymore, but he was the

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jym, the gym teacher. I
believe it's a very funny spoof of the

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eighties, and I think maybe what
we should do is start up in actual

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sitcom and just call it Raj's Friends. That would be fun. That would

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that would be a good That would
be a good show. I don't know

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what. I don't know what anybody
would do in it, but it'd be

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a good show. It'd be a
very funny show to watch. Well,

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it'd be a change of pace for
once they consider I do and tell stories

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about you. Yeah, it'd be
not it'll be all like the people.

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That would be on that show would
be we could just call none of these

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guys got me too. Everyone's appropriate. I have to I have to ask,

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what is what is tud me too? The whole me too movement?

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Oh oh okay, it sounds like
you were saying that got me You said

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got me Tooed, I thought you
meant like you was in me, not

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me too, like you you move
bad, bad things to women type stuff.

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Yeah, I feel like it needs
to have a different uh term for

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it, because obviously it's confusing.
Have you been me too? Me too?

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Well? The Eddie Yift has a
very funny bit about this where he

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talks about the hashtag me too,
and he's like, that's great, and

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I'm glad of you know, you
got to have the hashtag goes. But

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my generation that was the pound symbol, so that looks terrible. So yeah,

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yeah, yeah, but it'd also
be a yeah, the whole show

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would be a bunch of guys that
appropriate with people. I don't know what

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the show would be called nobody took
their junk out on camera or whatever in

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the text, I don't know,
but yeah, no, it's a very

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funny spin off of the eighties.
I think it was it's really well done.

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Other birthdays today, Ozzy Osbourne's daughter
Kelly is thirty nine, not the

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other one. I forget the other
daughter's name. There was another daughter who

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actually was not on the Osbourne She
wanted nothing to do with it. She's

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one of those people that if you
go back and watch those shows if they're

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available somewhere, she's the one typically
blurred out the background. Amy Amy,

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Amy Osborne, Thank you. Patrick
Fugit is forty one today. He is

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from the Cinemax horror series Outcast,
but I think we all mostly know him

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from Almost Famous, played Young Will
and Almost Famous. He was also the

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cop who hated Ben Affleck and Gone
Girl, which is understandable. There's something

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else he was into, but I'm
drawing a blank on on what it was.

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But he's still going not as I
mean, it's hard to top,

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you know, that role in Almost
Famous, but he's still going. So

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good for him, And we didn't
get a chance to really celebrate it a

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whole lot because we're not all together
at the same time. Raj, how

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was your birthday there? It was
really nice, man. I had a

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very very good day. I had
a nice breakfast, solid lunch and just

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kind of did what I wanted to
do. And is it a nice when

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you get that one day a year? Yeah, I mean, I just

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you know, I was telling my
girlfriend this, it's like birthdays for first

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generation Indian kids, it just depended
like like some some have like rate amazing

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experiences with like bouncy houses and whatever. Like my like the birthdays in India

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for them, like weren't a big
deal in India, like when in your

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teenage and young adult, like you
take your first like you the birthday person,

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You treat your friends out. They
don't buy anything for you, So

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it just was never a big deal. And like I have, I have

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a couple of pictures where you could
see the saddest like just people around the

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table and it was like there's one
where it's just a sheet like the cake

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that you would get at tom Thumb
that they already had made. They just

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had to do the writing on it. And this was like there's a Batman

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and a Ramen and I think it
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the cake for no apparent reason,
like and then it goes like Wolverine whatever,

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and everybody around the table, like
three people are crying and I'm the

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only one smiling, and I was
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I remember it being, and like
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classmates as I could to come over, because nobody in my family knew the

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words to the Happy Birthday. They
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you, and that's all. It
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there's no there's no pitch. That's
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And at one point, I'm just
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candles out, and this could go
on for an hour, and even that's

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when I knew I was funny.
I'm like, I just want to see

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how long I could keep this going
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just over and over and over again. After about two minutes, I was

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like, Okay, I gotta love
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I don't enjoy being the center of
attention for unwarranted purposes. So I've

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disliked birthdays ever since my first one. I cried and screamed when they were

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singing Happy Birthday all the way up
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where my family took me to Texas
Roadhouse, okay, or for lunch

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and I hidden bathroom for about forty
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Oh gotcha? Okay? Yeah,
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at El Phoenix. So birthday,
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was El Phoenix because that was the
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given how that was. That was
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of Taco Bell, And so the
conversation would just be like, it's your

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birthday, where do you want to
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try somewhere new, okay, whatever
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all right, let's go. Let's
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Chang. It's like, what do
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how about El Phoenix? Yeah,
if you want to, okay.

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I've always felt bad for Tray though, because on his birthday, I think

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he has to share the he has
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Is that phone number that you are
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you and I have talked for decades
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in that time, and I appreciate
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you have told me is that there
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best day to buy a house.
Can you do me a favor and give

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done, so now let's get into
some really, really seriously stupid things because

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already had fun searching this week.
I just imagine Trey working at the bar

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and he's just probably being spoken to
by a twenty two year old. He

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just like uh uh hunh, pulls
his phone out and just starts doing show

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prep. Not far from it,
although I did have a fascinating experience on

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Monday Night. What was that a
woman and who looked exactly and sounded like

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Gene casem If you don't know who
that is, google it if she was

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the epitone of Ditzy Blonde in eighties
and nineties sitcoms. She was on Cheers,

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she played Carla's ex wife, Yes, and a bunch of others.

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She was on Night Cored, a
bunch of other stuff. So this one

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was at the bar, and she
was very drunk, and she pulled her

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boob out and esquirted the guy next
to her with breast milk. I'm sorry,

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and he liked it. And although
I have asked everyone in the you

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know, service industry, you see
a lot of weird stuff, and that

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tops everything. But and that guy
was like, that didn't happen to me.

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Since I was in the strip club
in Houston ten years ago, It's

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like, oh my, wow,
Wow, that is a lot to unpack.

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I have many questions. Okay,
first of all, I've known Houston

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is dirty, but I didn't know
that. Second of all, did this

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guy know the lady before she started
him with the breast milk? No?

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So they had was that how they
So that's how they met. Yeah,

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she was with I have boyfriend,
husband whatever, and yeah, no,

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okay, all right. My third
question is how I mean she you know,

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pulled her boob out and squeezed her
nipple and out came milk. A

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poor question on my part, like
to amend yep, I second that motion.

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Three B why I I I my
sense of drunk people for a long

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time ago, so I get that, But I mean, like, was

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she doing it because like, let's
go through the emotions. Was she doing

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it because she was happy? Because
she was mad? Funny? She was

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happy? She was she had been
at another table singing the famous two Live

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Crew song and then somehow talking to
this guy. I I do not know

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the the ins and outs of the
conversation, and I just know the end

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result. So I I there's a
lot of gray area. I I have

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to and and what leads one to
that point? I do not know?

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Yeh? Does I mean it's like
like you said it? I mean,

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was she so excited about the Rangers
going to the World Series that that was

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the way she could express her sol
was by exposing her her breast and spice

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breast? He actually, yeah?
I Or did the guy next to her

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say something really insulting and instead of
shooting with a gun, she shot him

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with a boob? No, it
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Right now there so it I I
don't know if it was flirtation. I

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don't know if she and her boyfriend
husband or swing, I don't know.

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I don't know if that has worked
for them in the past. I'd like

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to I'd like to, I'd like
to amend Dan's three B and mine uh

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thirty six d uh fittings? Do
you then uh? For future uh?

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For future guests? Patrons? I
guess do you do you ban this person

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because she didn't technically hurt anybody.
Everyone seemed to enjoy you better not,

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because there are there are factions in
this world that if you wrong one,

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you have wronged them all. One
is cyclists. If you say something bad

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or making off joke about a cyclist
getting heard or something like that, they

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will come out and droves to get
you. Another one is breastfeeding. The

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breastfeeders of America will defend their rights
and privileges and all those things here too

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within to breastfeed, how when,
where, who? Whatever they see fit?

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Well? Two things if I'm if
I do offend cyclist, which I

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have, uh, and there's way
too many Lance Armstrong one ball jokes that

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if they did come I feel like
there's enough of those. Yeah. But

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like if they did come out and
droves, I would, I would,

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I would get away from them.
But banking hard left and no too,

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she wasn't breastfeeding somebody technically that could
have That could be that if that guy

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didn't find it funny, Depending on
a phobia or whatever, or a religion

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or whatever. He could have found
that harmful and or offensive. So she

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was curious to ask a police officer
if that would be considered assault assault right,

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I don't know, but it would, like I guess, I guess

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at that point, it just depends
on the recipient. If if he stumbs

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up, you're cool. But if
he stumbs down, you might be going

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to jail. Do you do you
or do you walk up to that lady?

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And as the manager, Trey,
do you walk up and go excuse

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me, no outside food or drink? T looks down on that. Yeah,

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what do you say in that moment? I stuned just you you you

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need to leave? I think I
think you nailed this answer right there.

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Yeah, we were all. It
was so dumbfounding that it took. Luckily

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we had a security guy there who
escorted her out, and she really didn't

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want to go. She didn't really
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like I said, the recipient,
he thought it was great. I think

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most people would not put me on
the side of I would not be happy

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to get scorted in the face by
the breast milk, especially straight from the

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source. That's when you that's a
that's a hard day to find out you're

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lactose intolerant? Is that? Is
that what the breastfeeding community calls people that

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disliked them. Guess they're just lactose
intolerant. I hate you for having said

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that. I'm sorry. Are you
lactose intolerance? Is that what it is?

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You get a little rumbly when you
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but that's not even the case anymore. I mean it was a handful of

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years ago we had storms and tornadoes
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much working year round now, aren't
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this is a full time deal.
We have storms November, December,

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house now the phone number two one
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If you find yourself in the situation
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under contract to sell my home in
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who will absolutely scare the Bejesus out
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And that's kind of what you've done, Jacqueline. Good job. Yeah,

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they came to you and they said, hey, there's a sewer leak,

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and I said, I would love
to know how they know that. The

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only way to really really know in
this case would be to get in the

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crawl space, lay on your back, and have somebody upstairs on ground level

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running all the fixtures invert visually identifying
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at your house. We know it
wasn't leaking, and I'm one hundred percent

404
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all about calling the bluff. We'd
love to know where your party is identifying

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the leaks at. Even more,
we'd like pictures, and I'd like to

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know their license number, because I
one hundred percent think that it's just like

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a handyman or a general contractor throwing
things out there to drive the price down

408
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again. That's that's their problem,
not yours. If they don't like the

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price, they shouldn't have made an
offer at the price that they were willing

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to go to. They're looking to
pigeonhole you into bringing the price tag down,

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and as far as plumbing goes,
we're not going to allow that to

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happen. And as my understanding goes, Daniel Cook is not going to allow

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that to happen on your roof either. You want good people on your side

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when it comes to a real estate
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could soon. I just use the
S word put some money in the jar.

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We hope to have soon an interesting, slash fun exciting announcement about a

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Treehouse Christmas roadshow, so stay tuned
for that. We will let you know

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for info on that. You know, you can obviously listen to the shows

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details when they become available and we
get everything ironed up until then, May

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I plug something real fast? I'm
just just based on the content so far

431
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of today's show with the breast Milk
and all the apps play from the football

432
00:34:43.559 --> 00:34:49.679
podcast yesterday, I'm just a little
wary of your verb. On Saturday,

433
00:34:50.280 --> 00:34:54.320
I will be in front of Big
Al's down the Hatch and Downtown Walks a

434
00:34:54.360 --> 00:35:00.559
Hatchie for the Bob Phillops Texas Country
Reporter Festival. So if you down that

435
00:35:00.599 --> 00:35:04.239
way, please come say hi,
buy a beer shot whatever. He has

436
00:35:04.280 --> 00:35:08.280
a festival I mean Al, I
mean I mean Bob Phillips. Yes,

437
00:35:08.679 --> 00:35:14.840
every year and it draws like thousands
and thousands of people. It's really Yes.

438
00:35:15.719 --> 00:35:19.239
I thought it was a joke at
first when I went down there last

439
00:35:19.320 --> 00:35:22.920
year because Al's wife is my best
friend Amy, and and you're talking about

440
00:35:22.920 --> 00:35:25.400
Al from Cratick Show, from cratic
Show, Big Al. And the only

441
00:35:25.440 --> 00:35:29.800
reason I say that is because while
Big Al, I think is better known

442
00:35:29.960 --> 00:35:32.880
there, there was a second Big
Al that used to have a Hamburger place

443
00:35:32.920 --> 00:35:39.239
in North Arlington. When I was
there. The difference there was he was

444
00:35:39.320 --> 00:35:46.039
not actually big and he also was
not black. But uh so, yeah,

445
00:35:46.199 --> 00:35:51.119
it's amazing and it's it's actually entertaining. I mean, they have the

446
00:35:51.159 --> 00:35:55.239
food is really good. They bring
their food trucks from all over and surprisingly,

447
00:35:55.320 --> 00:35:58.679
like I said, thousands of people
go down there for it. So

448
00:35:58.719 --> 00:36:05.760
what are they dude? They have
music all day and there's all sorts of

449
00:36:06.400 --> 00:36:09.880
I mean, think about it.
I'm sure we're aging ourselves talking. I

450
00:36:09.880 --> 00:36:14.000
mean, although it's still on Texas
Country reporter Bob Phillips went around the state

451
00:36:14.800 --> 00:36:17.679
and like a little magazine show highlighting
people who did you know, arts and

452
00:36:17.679 --> 00:36:21.840
craftsy things and this and that.
So yeah, it's a bunch of people

453
00:36:21.880 --> 00:36:28.480
that make everything from you know,
trinkets and metalworks and so shirts clothing,

454
00:36:28.920 --> 00:36:31.559
all, pretty much anything you can
think of. Not get I give that

455
00:36:31.599 --> 00:36:36.599
guy credit me. He turned an
entire career after just going around and asking

456
00:36:36.599 --> 00:36:38.679
people, what do you do?
The DQ guy, right, that's who

457
00:36:38.679 --> 00:36:43.880
we're talking about. Yes, at
a long time, At one time he

458
00:36:43.960 --> 00:36:47.960
was. He was the guy before
the two guys that, for whatever reason,

459
00:36:49.000 --> 00:36:52.920
spurned controversy because they seem like some
people thought they were gay or something.

460
00:36:52.960 --> 00:36:54.440
But no, yeah, Bob Phillips
came before those guys, even though

461
00:36:54.480 --> 00:36:59.280
I actually liked those cords. Okay, I think I remember this guy.

462
00:36:59.320 --> 00:37:02.119
It just goes to like mom and
pop shops or whatever likes. He's like

463
00:37:02.159 --> 00:37:07.719
the diners, drivings and knives before
guy, fiery kind of thing. Yeah

464
00:37:07.760 --> 00:37:10.639
what I remember? Yeah right,
yeah, no, no, you've got

465
00:37:10.679 --> 00:37:15.880
it. You've absolutely got it.
Yeah, he's got a festival. Uh

466
00:37:15.920 --> 00:37:21.039
huh wow that is and and and
thousands of people. You say, it

467
00:37:21.079 --> 00:37:24.920
really makes you think that anything truly
is possible, Like maybe one day we

468
00:37:25.199 --> 00:37:29.960
could have a festival. We I
think we need to address this now.

469
00:37:30.559 --> 00:37:35.599
Uh that this time, this time
next year, we need to have a

470
00:37:35.639 --> 00:37:38.320
festival. Oh okay, good,
I thought you were saying this time next

471
00:37:38.400 --> 00:37:40.920
year. Maybe we'll be big enough
that we could have a booth at Bob

472
00:37:40.960 --> 00:37:47.840
Phillips Festival. Oh I'm sorry,
Should we just maybe step this one?

473
00:37:47.960 --> 00:37:52.239
I don't know, I don't know
how much, don't know how much the

474
00:37:52.480 --> 00:37:57.159
boots cost. But yeah, okay, let's uh well then uh yeah,

475
00:37:57.159 --> 00:37:59.960
we should. We have to figure
out how to have our own festival.

476
00:38:00.639 --> 00:38:04.519
That will Where do we have downtown? Where where is downtown Treehouse? Where

477
00:38:04.519 --> 00:38:09.840
would that man? He's got walks
of Hatchie on lock? Apparently so it's

478
00:38:09.840 --> 00:38:14.280
already been done. We can't.
I don't want to step on Phillips's hood,

479
00:38:14.440 --> 00:38:15.760
on his territory. I don't want
The last thing we want is to

480
00:38:15.760 --> 00:38:20.119
have a turf war with a country
reporter. Yeah that's right. I don't

481
00:38:20.159 --> 00:38:28.400
want to get bitch slap with a
steak finger basket for two on two reasons.

482
00:38:28.440 --> 00:38:35.639
It'd be hot and how insulting for
Inn't it? All right? We'll

483
00:38:35.639 --> 00:38:37.920
get together some ideas, we'll brainstorm. We'll come up at the Treehouse festival.

484
00:38:38.119 --> 00:38:40.400
Really, all you need to have
a festival is like a couple of

485
00:38:40.400 --> 00:38:45.840
booths and and we'll get Fletcher's corny
dogs there. Everybody be happy. We'll

486
00:38:45.840 --> 00:39:01.480
pull up in a clown car.
Now it's a speaking of parties. Maybe

487
00:39:01.519 --> 00:39:12.719
something we could have at our Treehouse
Podcast festival. Maybe we could have a

488
00:39:12.760 --> 00:39:17.119
taste testing of the brand new Pepper
X, which is now the hottest hot

489
00:39:17.159 --> 00:39:22.400
pepper in the world. The guy
that made it broke his own Guinness Heat

490
00:39:22.440 --> 00:39:29.480
record for making the Pepper X.
Okay, so this is the same guy

491
00:39:29.519 --> 00:39:35.199
that gave us the Carolina Reaper.
Right, he decided that's not good enough.

492
00:39:35.480 --> 00:39:38.880
I have not maimed nearly enough people
in my life that I need to

493
00:39:38.960 --> 00:39:45.000
still concoct hotter peppers. His name
is ed Currie, South Carolina hot pepper

494
00:39:45.000 --> 00:39:51.719
expert who crossbred and grew the Carolina
Reaper that is hotter than most pepper sprays

495
00:39:51.719 --> 00:39:58.280
that police use to subdue other festivals. He has broken his own world record

496
00:39:58.320 --> 00:40:04.280
with a pepper that is three times
times hotter than the Carolina Reaper. Wow,

497
00:40:04.280 --> 00:40:08.480
why, I don't know. This
is one of those times where I'm

498
00:40:08.960 --> 00:40:14.239
I think back on the line that
Jeff Goldbloom had in Jurassic Park, where

499
00:40:14.280 --> 00:40:17.519
scientists are so worried about whether or
not they could they didn't stop and ask

500
00:40:17.599 --> 00:40:24.679
if they should. Uh yeah,
what what do you what? Do you

501
00:40:24.880 --> 00:40:29.400
use it for? Like Indian food
hat is very spicy, like we use

502
00:40:29.480 --> 00:40:31.800
the Serrano, we use ghost pepper, things like that, Like, uh,

503
00:40:32.360 --> 00:40:36.159
what do you what would you use
this in? What is the I

504
00:40:36.159 --> 00:40:40.920
always assume that the spices that Indians
put in their food was to get their

505
00:40:42.000 --> 00:40:47.400
culinary was to get revenge on the
English eating their food. Yes, that

506
00:40:47.480 --> 00:40:52.000
was kind of my assumption as to
where it started. By saying to these

507
00:40:52.280 --> 00:40:53.760
to these English people, who are
you know, taking over their land and

508
00:40:53.800 --> 00:40:57.840
you know, all these terrible things
to the to the to the Indian people

509
00:40:58.360 --> 00:41:00.360
like oh yeah, this is this
is normal to us. Here you eat

510
00:41:00.360 --> 00:41:02.239
this the next thing on the ground, crying their way back to London.

511
00:41:04.000 --> 00:41:07.840
Yes, but then they also were
like when they got back to London found

512
00:41:07.880 --> 00:41:09.719
themselves missing it. So they were
like, hey can you come here too,

513
00:41:09.719 --> 00:41:15.840
And we're like that was part of
the plant. Now Ptail is the

514
00:41:15.920 --> 00:41:21.199
number one surname in all of the
UK. Yeah. So as far as

515
00:41:21.199 --> 00:41:23.960
the purpose of this pepper, I
think it's other than just for me to

516
00:41:24.039 --> 00:41:29.440
alliterate unnecessarily. It has a lot
to do with this guy just trying to

517
00:41:29.480 --> 00:41:34.039
outdo himself because you know what people
will say especially when it comes to motivational

518
00:41:34.079 --> 00:41:37.639
things. Your only competition is with
yourself. Don't worry about what anybody else

519
00:41:37.719 --> 00:41:42.880
is doing. You just measure your
health against yourself and that's all you need.

520
00:41:42.960 --> 00:41:47.679
And that's that's that's actually driving this
guy to two insane amounts of heat.

521
00:41:49.000 --> 00:41:52.199
Yeah, you're feeling your You're feeling
your Indian vibe dan because that's a

522
00:41:52.280 --> 00:41:55.800
Hindu proverb. There's no uh,
there's no nobility in being superior to another

523
00:41:55.800 --> 00:42:00.880
person. True nobility is being superior
to yourself, your former self. I

524
00:42:00.920 --> 00:42:05.760
agree with that. Yeah, I'm
digging this. I can. I had

525
00:42:05.880 --> 00:42:08.119
I've had ghost pepper and I had
a ghost pepper on accident and that's when

526
00:42:08.159 --> 00:42:13.599
I realized I could handle the ghost
pepper. But with Stille was a jolt.

527
00:42:13.639 --> 00:42:15.599
I was on an Emirates flight and
for the first time, I go,

528
00:42:15.719 --> 00:42:20.320
I'll take the Indian meal. Normally
I'll just get like the beef or

529
00:42:20.320 --> 00:42:22.760
the chicken. I thought I heard
at some point that you couldn't have ghost

530
00:42:22.800 --> 00:42:27.599
peppers on flights. Like it wasn't
an actual, true, honest to god

531
00:42:27.639 --> 00:42:30.280
ghost pepper or was it a dish
that had like little bits essences of it?

532
00:42:30.440 --> 00:42:35.159
No, it was, so I
got the rice and lentils. I

533
00:42:35.159 --> 00:42:37.599
don't know what I was thinking.
I normally just get like whatever chicken or

534
00:42:37.639 --> 00:42:42.199
beef dish they have. And I
was like, you know what, I'll

535
00:42:42.199 --> 00:42:45.440
do the vegetarian Indian and they're like, okay, it's doll and rice,

536
00:42:45.519 --> 00:42:50.840
lentils and rice and the container.
I opened it up and there's a white

537
00:42:50.920 --> 00:42:57.000
pepper on top. And I eat
traditionally like with my lentils and rice.

538
00:42:57.199 --> 00:42:59.840
I have a Serrano pepper that I
just put a little salt on and every

539
00:43:00.039 --> 00:43:05.480
I'll take a bite of that and
that's how I eat that with some onion

540
00:43:05.559 --> 00:43:07.719
or whatever. And it's got the
onion, it's got the white little pepper.

541
00:43:07.760 --> 00:43:09.639
It's about that. It's about that
big okay. And I was like,

542
00:43:09.760 --> 00:43:15.360
oh, never seen that before?
Uh in one spoon, took the

543
00:43:15.400 --> 00:43:21.239
whole pepper with some lentils and rice
and then ate it. And here you

544
00:43:21.280 --> 00:43:27.079
are living to tell the tale.
Yes. And I had never known outside

545
00:43:27.119 --> 00:43:31.280
of football in Mesquite in the summer
for the top of my head to start

546
00:43:31.320 --> 00:43:37.239
sweating before any like I didn't like
it hit like and I was like,

547
00:43:37.360 --> 00:43:40.079
oh, that can't be served on
this flight, Like I don't know who

548
00:43:40.159 --> 00:43:44.960
this is for, and I don't
know. This is when I know Indian

549
00:43:44.960 --> 00:43:51.840
people didn't make this dish or they
really hate everybody in the in the UAE,

550
00:43:52.599 --> 00:43:59.079
because it was I took a bite
and then it hit instantly, and

551
00:43:59.119 --> 00:44:00.840
I was like, oh, I
don't thing. I was supposed to eat

552
00:44:00.840 --> 00:44:06.199
the whole thing at once, and
then from here it's just hard, literally

553
00:44:07.159 --> 00:44:10.360
pouring sweat. So you were like, you were like a human fountain for

554
00:44:10.360 --> 00:44:15.239
for solid for a solid two to
three minutes. I was like, and

555
00:44:15.280 --> 00:44:17.400
then and then it was and it
was fine, But for two to three

556
00:44:17.400 --> 00:44:22.079
minutes, I was questioning ever on
any other flight in the history of flights

557
00:44:22.159 --> 00:44:28.599
getting the Indian vegetarian meule ever again. So I would be I would be

558
00:44:28.719 --> 00:44:34.039
very curious to see you try either
the Carolina Reaper or this brand new pepper

559
00:44:34.119 --> 00:44:39.000
that this crazy man invented that is
now three times hotter than the Carolina Reaper

560
00:44:39.039 --> 00:44:44.840
the pepper X. This guy is
not one of those guys who's going to

561
00:44:45.000 --> 00:44:49.719
create something and not tried himself.
He tries it himself, so he's his

562
00:44:49.760 --> 00:44:53.159
own I don't know, he's his
own guinea pig. He says that it

563
00:44:53.239 --> 00:44:59.079
is immediate brutal heat the pepper X. He said, I was feeling the

564
00:44:59.119 --> 00:45:02.519
heat for three and a half hours, then the cramps came. He also

565
00:45:02.639 --> 00:45:07.039
said, those cramps are horrible.
I was laid out flat on a marble

566
00:45:07.079 --> 00:45:13.559
wall for approximately an hour in the
rain, groaning in pain. So far,

567
00:45:13.719 --> 00:45:17.159
he is only one of five people
to eat an entire pepper X.

568
00:45:17.920 --> 00:45:22.159
Now, heat and peppers is measured
in the Scoville heat units. Zero is

569
00:45:22.199 --> 00:45:30.719
bland. A regular Halapano registers about
five thousand units. A Habanero, which

570
00:45:30.840 --> 00:45:36.480
was the record holder twenty five years
ago, typically tops one hundred thousand.

571
00:45:37.079 --> 00:45:40.000
The Guinness Book of World Records list
the Carolina Reaper at one point six four

572
00:45:40.159 --> 00:45:46.679
million units. The pepper X is
an average of two point six nine million

573
00:45:46.760 --> 00:45:52.760
Scoville units. By comparison, pepper
spray used by police is around one point

574
00:45:52.840 --> 00:46:00.639
six million. Bear Spray advertises at
two point two million units. That means

575
00:46:00.679 --> 00:46:07.760
this brand new pepper X is hotter
than bear spray. Uh, and we

576
00:46:07.920 --> 00:46:14.320
need to get shirts made or coined
that phrase immediately, because uh hotter than

577
00:46:14.400 --> 00:46:17.599
bear spray. And I now hear
our listeners saying that about women. I

578
00:46:17.639 --> 00:46:28.239
can just hear I think we need
to be Trey's tender headliner fron Home hotter

579
00:46:28.280 --> 00:46:32.719
than Bear Spray. I think we
now need to get show shirts made that

580
00:46:34.119 --> 00:46:39.119
simply say I'm hotter than Bear Spray. And then another one is this is

581
00:46:39.159 --> 00:46:50.039
pepper X, hold my beer.
I think these would sell. Yeah.

582
00:46:50.079 --> 00:46:53.320
I don't know what I'll he'll do
with the the pepper X, except for

583
00:46:54.639 --> 00:46:57.679
you make your shirt out of it. You sell some shirts. You don't

584
00:46:57.679 --> 00:47:00.199
need the pepper You just sell on
the brand you say I am I am,

585
00:47:00.440 --> 00:47:06.079
I am hotter than Bear Spray,
I smell better than cat spray.

586
00:47:07.280 --> 00:47:10.519
If you put that headline harder than
Bear Spray on a grinder ad though,

587
00:47:29.679 --> 00:47:37.880
that's the congratulatory slow clap Tray,
not the sarcastic one that normally gets well

588
00:47:37.920 --> 00:47:44.559
done. That's the clap that's normally
reserved for the unexpected hero of a high

589
00:47:44.559 --> 00:47:51.159
school film. Thanks for hanging out
with us today in the treehouse. My

590
00:47:51.320 --> 00:47:54.679
note was worth it for me.
And if you're on grinder Man, it's

591
00:47:54.679 --> 00:48:07.159
going to be really never