IT'S FRIIIDAY! Queen Bee vs. The Turtle | The Treehouse Podcast, Friday 27

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It is time to leave your worries
outside and join me Daniel Malley, Trade

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Trendholme and Raz Sharma right here inside
the treehouse. And it's not just any

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old day in the treehouse. No, no, no, it's our most

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favorite day of the week inside the
treehouse. See you too, smiling,

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you know what's coming. It is
Friday. Just kidding. I can't do

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that very often. That hurts.
It is Fredy March first, twenty twenty

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four. Congratulations, we've made it
into the third month of the year.

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We've already experienced sort of a sort
of winter, a touch of summer,

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and back into second winter in North
Texas. Congratulations, you're surviving it hopefully.

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Wait wait, what's what's this wee
island man? Look not everyone has

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to always be having me and my
location thrown into their sad face just because

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just because it's we and we Raj
and I. We have suffered through,

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you know, a fifty degree weather
change in twenty four hours. Do you

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even have fifty degree a total accumulative
amount of fifty degree change like in a

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month? Oh god, now,
yeah, no, it's like lately,

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I think it's been like like four
degrees five degree swing from the low to

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the high. But again, I
don't want to throw it in anybody his

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face. You're the ones that keep
bringing it up. If we never said

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that I was living on an island
in the Caribbean, most people wouldn't know.

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They would just think I live in
a funny like in a house with

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funny decor. Yeah that and but
you know it's I really don't think you

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could do the show and not somehow
reference the island life that you leave that

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you lead. Well, sometimes it
plays into certain storylines, like when I

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find a giant alien beetle out on
the road outside the house, or are

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you just get to go to the
beach at two o'clock in the afternoon on

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some you know, random Thursday.
Actually I went this morning at I keep

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thirty. Yeah, of course I
did. I was. I was helping

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some people get married. I fixed
your micarage. That was my bad,

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accidentally helping you. Now now you're
here, you you are inside the tree

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out Okay, gotcha, not just
visually but but vocally as well. But

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we go, we go back to
seventy eight tomorrow, which is going to

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be another thirty five degree temperature shift
in twenty four hours see sometimes people ask

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why did you move? And while
that reason right there is not super high

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up on the list, it's on
the list. Yeah, the others,

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of course being death and mayhem surrounding
my existence. So I felt like,

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you know what, I'm not getting
any younger. A lot of people that

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are no longer around me don't have
the opportunity to go live in the Caribbean.

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So I'm gonna do it while I
can, and do this and do

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this at the same time, so
no one's faulting, you know, and

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saying I mean we I know,
I you know, admire your decisions.

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It's a they're very wise. I
appreciate that. I appreciate that. Now

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for the segue, someone who has
done something that may not be so wise

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is you know how on sci Fi
they have the mashups of of you know,

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disasters and animals like you got a
lava and a tarantula, and you

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got lava Lanceola, you got shark
Nado. Okay, well, now you've

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got a Queen Bee who is messing
with a Canadian turtle and I think all

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hell is about to break loose Queen
Bee. And when I say poor,

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poor decisions or decisions lacking wisdom.
It's apparently on the part of the queen

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bee going after the turtle's turf.
Yeah, okay, interesting, all right,

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it is it is. It is
interesting as far as the teas,

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but the payoff it's gonna be oh
so weird. Yeah, So, Terrey,

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I will, I will happily hand
the reins over to you, because,

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uh, this is this is your
baby, all right, I would

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I would like to see Raja's face
and my own because I've only heard a

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lit a tiny bit of it.
So when you reveal, let's well,

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first we'll go into uh, you
know, we all should know by now

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Beyonce has a new song, a
country song, texas hold Him. Yes,

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and many and many people are upset
about it. So, uh yeah,

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a lot of people upset because she's
topped the country charts. I don't

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know why, you know what,
Ryan can can throw his backwards hat into

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the ring of rap, than,
by god, let Beyonce sing a country

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tone. Half the country acts are
failed rock acts, So I don't know

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why everyone's having a conniptions anyways,
So it will first, we'll the give

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you a little sample of of Beyonce
Texas hold Him. This is her new

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single. This is her new single, just the No Hold Him. They

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are cut down, down, down
down, okay, okay, yeah,

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all right, definitely catch you.
And I like that you put the I

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like that you put the foot stomping
in there because it actually makes me want

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to, you know, stop my
foot a little bit. So. Uh.

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There has been a Canadian children's TV
show, Franklin the Turtle. Let

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me play his intro song for you. Yeah, mm hmm. Frank coming

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over to play rolling a little every
day? Yep, sounds to me like

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someone's getting ensued. I'll play you
the mashup of the two. Oh,

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there's a mashup. I know.
Hold you know what, Franklin isn't going

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to go to anybody else's house because
he's about to get his own, really

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really big one. I didn't read
something about this or the creators of the

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show actually don't mind the comparison,
so I don't think. Of course they

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don't because they're about to get paid. They're about to get named either through

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lawsuit or the avoiding of lawsuit as
writers on this song, which means they're

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gonna get royalties on all of it. Yeah, I and the TV show

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may not care, but I promise
you whoever created that theme song does Yeah.

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Yeah, it's like you remember the
land down under my Men at Work?

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There was a children's TV show in
Australia and they basically ripped off the

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music and they never made a dime
off that song. Men at Work never

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made a dime or the children's show
Men at Work never made a dime off

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that song. Every time it plays, that guy's children show gets So maybe

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this is the same thing. I
want to believe it was the same banjo

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player that was out of work and
then just got a call. I was

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like, I got the tune for
you. Well, they evidently Franklin krit

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was started like ninety five. Oh
wow, okay, so you know banjo

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player's been around a while. If
it is the same guy, I feel

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like I feel like there are only
so many studio banjo musicians that are on

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speed dial for producers. Yeah,
it's like this guy is Steve Martin exactly

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because Roy and Chedd are dead so
and the one smother's brother that does play

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the band, I think see that
would have been as safer bet on Beyonce's

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park go back and sample something off
a Yhawk. But I've never heard of

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there's gonna be a loss it and
this is a Canadian children show. I've

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never heard of a Canadian suing anybody
there. They're too nice, law they're

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not allowed to be impolite. Hey, that loss that could fund their healthcare

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system. So you know, yeah, that's true. Wow, that is

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wild. Yeah, the next time
you go to Montreal and you have a

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zero waight time at the e are, you can think that Franklin the Turtle

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lawyers. Every hospital is gonna be
like Franklin the Turtle memorial. The difference

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is, so you said, the
Franklin the Turtle Show tray was was on

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in like ninety five, ninety five, ninety seven, I think is when

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it started. Is it still on
the air or when the Turtle grow up

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and now he's in like his awkward
teenage phase or is it Franklin. Is

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it Franklin the Turtle to college years? I don't. I bet he's about

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to go wild. He's about to
make it rain. We're gonna read it

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after that. I ran from ninety
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gonna find out Franklin overdose but just
too much money. They're going to bring

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back behind the music just for Franklin
the Turtles. Great SML's get after Franklin

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the Turtle wins the laws. See
some turtle walking around with a cigarette out

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of the mouth beer shell. I
don't know what to do with all this

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money and fame. It also sounds
like it could be a good children's book

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tie in with Franklin the Turtle and
My Day with Beyonce. Maybe you know

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it said nineteen ninety five. Maybe
she was listening, maybe she was watching

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the show in nineteen ninety five,
And that's one of the inspirations. In

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Texas. I quite sure we were
getting Canadian cartoons down here in ninety five.

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You know, PBS, you never
know, they needed content to fill

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Yeah. I don't think you are
NAFTA included cartoons. Yeah, solid nafta

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reference you, I mean yeah.
And and look that you know, back

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in those days, that's how things, you know, work, and in

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some cases still do so. I
mean like like in America, we got

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Speedy Gonzales, but we didn't get
Franklin the Turtle. I'm assuming because Speedy

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didn't have razor wire in the Rio
Grand to contend with. That's also Speedy

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Gonzalez has been canceled. They've removed
it off the air here. So yeah,

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because it is ethnically insensitive, it's
it's a little stereotypey. Yeah.

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I mean, but you go back
and look like all those cartoons that we

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grew up watching are horribly stereotype,
like saying we all grew up okay,

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or or I think they're still hilarious, but uh, you have to you

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have to go in like the dark
web to find a speedy Gonzales episode.

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I saw this scary part. I
saw it steal on Instagram the other day,

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talking about, you know, is
Disney racist and they're, you know,

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doing all these new stuff. I'm
like, Song of the South,

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baby, what what do you that
answers you question right there? Yeah,

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there's a bluebird on his shoulder.
But he wasn't able to vote yet.

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And when someone says, and someone
says, oh my god, Disney was

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racist back then. Everybody was racist
back the Walt Disney. There's a great

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there's a great article where a girl, a young girl sent in a letter

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saying that she wanted to be an
animator, and his response back were you

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could be a receptionist or you could, you know, work somewhere else,

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but women aren't illustrators, and that's
what he sent back to a child.

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And he was also notorious anti Semite, So there's that semotism that's been bad

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forever. Uh. But the the
other thing, especially like you know,

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uh, you know, keeping women
quote unquote in their place, that was

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sort of the cultural thing at the
time, and we eventually, uh grew

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out of it and realized, rightfully
so that women are awesome and that they

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deserve their place next to men and
in a lot of cases ahead of us.

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Yeah, and she ended up becoming
an illustrator at Disney. So that

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was the best part. Is where
is in today's in today's standards? Like

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if it was if there was a
back to the future that brought Walt Disney

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into today, then he still would
have sent that letter because his mind would

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have been stuck in the you know, the forties and the fifties, right.

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But then the next day, after
the news breaks, he would then

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have to release a statement saying I
said something I shouldn't have. It doesn't

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actually reflect who I am and what
I believe. But I've I'm I'm learning

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from this experience, and I welcome
everyone to to tell me how I can

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improve upon my So it's not I
don't think in this day and age,

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I think that state would be like
I'm gonna go ahead and step down because

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we need to have younger blood come
in. Like that's that would be his

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exit move. Yeah, it would
also they'll be interesting. I think he

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pulled more of an Elon Musk and
go you don't want to advertise sleep you

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And that's really the two directions that
you have as the head of you know,

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sort of an empire. These days, it's either double double middle fingers

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f you like the Elon Musk style
therefore, you know, basically throwing a

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grenade into your own business, or
you do the you know, the this

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quote unquote stand up thing and you
apologize and maybe even step down. I'd

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still, though, would love to
see Walt Disney's face if he was pulled

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out of the past into the present, to see the Disney porn that's been

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made of his preus. I'm sure
this company was behind it. Yeah,

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when you when you, when you, when all those male illustrators are putting

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funny things in the clouds, clearly
it was time for a chick. Yeah,

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I mean the cover of Aladdin was
pulled because the guy who got fired

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decided to draw penises as the towers
because he was let go, and they

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still they told him he was getting
fired, and then they still let him

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illustrate the cover of Aladdin, the
original one, and so if you can

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find that, it's worth a fortune. But he's just like, oh,

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okay, you guys are gonna be
dicks to me. Here's a bunch of

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dicks. And that's the reason why
we also were not allowed to say goodbye

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least, the really really active portion
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mean at this point, hill season's
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hail events do we see in Texas
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one inch storms are larger, so
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each of those storms usually have a
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you guys today that I need to
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it when I was going to the
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the things I need to write done
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right, there's very important Star Wars
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first birthdays today is as I mentioned
earlier, Fredy March first, twenty twenty

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fourth, the day after Leap Day. Good for us every four years we

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made made it to another leap year, well most of us. Did I

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know of you that didn't? Look
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pain and tragedy in different ways.
In the treehouse. It's usually with very

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very sharp making fun of it.
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March first, twenty twenty four.
Where did I put the birthdays there?

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Today? Justin Bieber turned thirty.
Remember, not that long ago he was

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some weird Canadian kid with a good
voice and a sweet soul. And now

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he's covered head to toe with tattoos
and he's married to a Baldwin and he's

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like super super religious. Now where
did that come from? Because he opened

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up so much Baldwin because he's married
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Now that's Stephen Baldwin, the religious
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So, yeah, that's why.
That's why he got so he got so

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Jesus up. Yeah, So that
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likes him. Know about that,
but at least at least have to push

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someone around. He's he used to
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and he was just such a dick, like it was so hard to be

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around him. Baldwin, No,
no, Justin Bieber. Oh would come

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in all the time and he would
I watched it where he would call have

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his people call paparazzi to let them
know where he was, and then he

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would go out and create a storm
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this, that and the other.
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it, but that's and I don't
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he is the original YouTube star,
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is self promotion. So he's not. That's Tazon Day and Chocolate Rain.

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I don't remember Ta Day. Oh
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go through like YouTube school. How
mean he hits? Does he have Chocolate

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Rain? Yes? They top any
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being five years old and playing the
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Yeah, he's the only thing that's
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you've never heard of it. Tazon
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Twitter once and I thought, oh
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really don't remember Chocolate Rain. All
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if I can get the share screen
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here. Yes, share it that
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I forgotten about that chocolate. Read the

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school books say it can't be here
again. Chocolate, So Trey, you

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remember this? I do. That's
more of the on the William Hung side

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of things, Sir, what the
hell's name was? Now? You you

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nailed it? No direct? Uh. Yeah, I'm so glad that I

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missed that. I'm so glad that
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Chocolate Rain, but I do remember
she bangs by William William Hung and no,

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buddy might just interviewed him and just
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know, the popularity and how the
search and he answers him back and I'll

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see if I can find it till
he can play it. He just goes,

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where's your accent go? Because he
doesn't have that. He's been interviewed

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so many times. I guess dial
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next question. Just goes, so
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the popularity and what happened, you
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just starts to answer the question.
You can see my buddy Pek just looking

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at him and goes, where's your
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especially if it happens mid interview.
The second question, Okay, Chocolate Rain,

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I that's gonna get posted on my
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that right there is the reason why
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because all I did was mentioned justin
Bieber turning thirty and we ended up with

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Tazon day Uh singing chocolate Rain from
back in the day on YouTube. That's

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wild. We need we need to
have him on as a guest. I'll

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see if I can search see my
followers listen dm him also celebrating a birthday

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today. And someone who also is
has known to uh gone viral at least

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once. That is Kesha. She
is thirty seven to day. And I

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say that she went viral and viral
viral thought everybody knew that. Yeah,

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it's not it's yep. Uh.
The other way that she's been viral that

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I'm aware of is a run in
she had with you know, while Kesha

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is famous, she's a famous singer, she's not more famous than Jerry's Seinfeld.

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And there was an incident about six
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the red carpet where she ran up
to Jerry Seinfeld and said, oh my

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God, I love you. Will
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this is when I asked, You're
like, anytime you want to charge it

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to you just plug it in because
it's hard to just sleep when you're tired,

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because people are tired most of the
time. Oh thanks, no thanks,

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no thanks, yeah, no thanks. I don't know who that was.

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Okay, that's my favorite part at
the end. Oh okay, well

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I wish you're the best. It's
funny anytime she gets brought up. The

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only thing I can remember is Billy
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but there's a producer in New York
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like a dirty diaper filled with onions. Maybe that's why Jerry Seinfeld didn't want

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to hug her. Yes, when
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were on the radio six seven years
ago when this happened, we didn't have

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that information. Now it makes sense, Jerry Seinfeld, you know immediately,

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let's let's let's listen to it again, and let's watch a little bit as

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well. You can see him recoiled, and I assumed it was because he

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was like, oh my god,
this could be a crazy fan coming after

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me, when in reality, it
may just be because she smells really,

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really awful. Yeah, one second, you just plug it in because it's

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hard to just sleep when you're tired
watching recoil. No thanks, no,

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thanks, yeah, thanks. That's
where he got a whiff of her.

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That's on that's on her teens.
Like bathe, you just got rejected by

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Jerry Seinfeld for a hug. You
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But I mean, like, I
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It's like Ed O'Neill took a picture
with was it Britney Spears and didn't

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know who she was? Oh,
Ed O'Neil from married with children and modern

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family. But he was at an
airport and Britney Spear just came to get

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a picture to go sure, and
then sent it to his granddaughter or something,

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and she goes, do you know
who that was? Britney Spears?

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It's like, oh my god,
I can't believe you took a picture with

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Brittany. And he's like, I
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right, okay, So yeah,
is it possible though? And this this

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might be, you know, just
trying to find an excuse for Ed O'Neil

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is it possible that she herself at
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This is pretty crazy. This was
pretty shaved the head, Brittany peak popular.

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I think I thought it was.
I thought it was after all.

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Well, first of all, I'm
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Like I don't know that there wasn't
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pretty I thought this was after that. Now I think, I think this

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is where we need to lean into
Trey's expertise with crazy women. And oh,

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that's true that I think. I
think, Trey, you may be

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onto something. I think when when
Britney Spears shaved her head, I don't

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think that was the first sign of
crazy. Is that what you're saying?

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That is indeed what I'm saying.
And you know, here's what I and

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the post post the videos of her
and that devil costume, and you're going,

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maybe that conservatorship was a good idea. The Dancing Knives thing was the

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that's when it was like, but
here's what we should pull up the picture

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of Ed O'Neill and just have Trey
look into her eyes and see just how

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crazy she is. Oh, I've
looked, I've stared long and le into

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those crazy eyes. It's an abyss
of crazy and you're in love, aren't

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you? She said, Oops,
I did it again. And then really

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turns you on when she said I'm
a slave for you, and you responded

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by saying, yeah you are.
You're in the tree house. Visit us

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We've got an issue at our house
on Saint Thomas. One of our

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tenants is complaining of a smell coming
from the bathroom. They think it might

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be like a mouldymildewy, funky sulfree
type smell. So what do we need

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to do this one? But it's
only in the one bathroom. It's nowhere

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else, not in the kitchen.
The only we've had is from that bathroom.

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Our other two tenants have said nothing. You know, that's I'm like

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a big fire person. To me, that's a little fire and I'm not

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gonna lie. What I'm gonna tell
you would just be me making something up.

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And so that's why I employ licensed
plumbers because they know better than I

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do. If I had to take
a stab in the dark, I would

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say that there's a possibility that the
air raidors have just caught gunk. If

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it's and here's my question, is
it just at one fixture. Is it

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at both the sink and the shower
or just one or the other. We

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don't know because hear me out.
If it's at both and it's not affecting

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anywhere else in the house, I
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the first floor, that there's a
possibility of a leak and maybe nasty stuff

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is getting into the water in between
the water line and that one particular bathroom.

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But if it's just at one fixture
and not the other, it might

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be you have that corrosion, just
build up of minerals in fixtures, and

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sometimes they just get old and you
need to replace them. Sometimes there might

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be gunk and like you need to
clean the air rator. But that's me

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guessing from the office with very limited
fixture field experience. So that's why I

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would send you a plumber, so
we would be requesting first class place tickets

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and like a PERDM to send them
to the island. Sure, I have

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to go to to manage the project, so let me know when you're ready.

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but Brooks Plumbing and all the guides
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They're going to treat you right and
give you honest assessments about what they

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find. That's whether you're calling with
a need like I'm asking Jacqueline about right

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now, or if it's a one
maybe once some cool plumbing feature that you

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saw someplace. They can help you
with that as well, So give them

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Called Jacqueline at Brooks Plumbing two one
four three six eight thirty eight thirty

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eight. Two one four three six
eight thirty eight thirty eight. The website

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Brooks Plumbing Texas dot com got the
litt rubber ducky on there. It's also

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got Jacqueline's dog, Fury is on
the website as well, So that's telling

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you know you have the right ones. Rooks Plumbing Texas dot com. See

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if there was any other worthwhile birthdays
that needed mentioning a Kesha thirty seven.

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There's a couple of decent ones,
but there's so much other good stuff to

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talk about today, so let's do
that instead. Like, I feel like

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a rich man because AT and T
is giving me a five dollars credit because

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of the outage last week that we
still don't know what the cause was other

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than them saying, oh, it
was coding. It was a coding issue.

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So are bad your service was out
for a chunk of the day and

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to make up for that, we're
going to give you five dollars, which,

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according to AT and T is about
the average cost of an AT and

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T plan per day. Oh gotcha? Okay, yeah, And I'm not

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even with AT and T and when
they as but as an Indian when they

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said it was a coding issue on
like sons of pitches, No it wasn't

419
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my people don't mess up like that. I assume it was some middle manager

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who tripped over a plug in the
server room and didn't realize it like it

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was somebody's birthday. They brought cake
into the server room. They shouldn't have

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tripped over it because they spilled their
punch or something, and that's how we

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ended up with an outage for half
the goddamn day. Luka, You think

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people's birthday in the corporate world is
like Elementary is going with cake and punch?

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It is? It absolutely is that. That's I mean, there's a

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reason why the movie office space resonated
with so many people, which, by

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the way, that movie's twenty five
years old now, I think it was

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just like the other day it celebrates
it's twenty fifth anniversary, which I'll make

429
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you feel old, especially when you
go back and realize not only you know

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how old that movie now is,
which means how old I am now,

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but also remembering that that opening scene
was shot on six thirty five in Dallas,

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and that old man is still trying
to walk to wherever he's going.

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I like to think that that wasn't
even an extra, that was just an

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actual guy who just crept onto the
set and maybe left him. There is

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some important breaking news though that I
do need to mention to you. I

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know, it's a Friday, it's
supposed to be. You know, all

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of our shows are lighthearted and fun
and funny and stupid. But there is

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something very very serious that we need
to discuss. And that is the news

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I saw right before we started up
the show today, a frightening announcement out

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of Disney and Star Wars, and
that is actor Ahmed Best said that he

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is once again working on some type
of project with Star Wars. And if

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you don't know the name Ahmed Best, the actor, you do know the

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character that he played, which is
very, very volatile and it sparks a

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lot of furor in fans. He
plays jar Jar Binks, and so that

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means Star Wars is finding a way
to bring jar Jar Binks back into the

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fold. And I can't believe this
would be a good idea on any level

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unless it's specifically for a child's program
somewhere at another galaxy, or they kill

448
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off jar Jar Binks. That would
be awesome. That's the one and only

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acceptable way people of our generation will
accept jar Jar back into the fold.

450
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Yeah, it would have to be
like it would almost have to be Deadpool

451
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style where it's you know, he
goes back and he's out of Wolverine.

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I gotta write the timeline boom.
You know now that now that Marvel is

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owned by Disney and Marvel has reacquired
the twentieth century Fox rights, therefore the

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X Men stuff you could have.
Maybe they do it in the new Deadpool

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movie where they go back and then
kill off certain characters that they didn't have

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the ability to kill off before,
which maybe includes jar Jart. Maybe that's

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the thing that I'm that best was
teasing saying, hey, I'm back doing

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some jar Jar stuff, and maybe
it's a cameo where he just gets absolutely

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sliced to shreds by Deadpool and Wolverine
all at the same time. It's a

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bit of a fever dream for me
clearly that I'm having in this moment.

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So, uh, yeah, I'm
very excited about that possibility. Yeah,

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I actually think that is the one
way if you could sell jar Jar binks

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and actually have a box off is
hit, they really could just like,

464
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uh, there could be zero story, zero plot in the New Deadpool Wolverine

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movie. If they just had a
poster of the two of them side by

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side, which they kind of already
do, but then at the bottom it

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just says Jar Jar gets it,
Boom, I'm there. That that could

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just be the movie. It'd be
like forty five seconds long. Yeah,

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and you'd have a whole generation of
Star Wars fans that just now felt like

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some closure of the Phantom Menace,
of the trauma that caused that. I

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would that'd be the first standing ovation
I give a Star Wars movie in ten

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years. Although I will say this
in hindsight and going back and watching them

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again, those first three because of
the last three, the first three not

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not near as bad as we thought
we were talking they were the worst talking

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about you're talking talking about one,
two and three, Phantom Menace, Clone

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Wars whatever, you know, Yeah, uh yeah, compared to the last

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three, the the post seven,
eight and nine, those made one,

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two and three look like epic you
know movies. They look great. They

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are great. I'll have to check
it out because they that's the that's the

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movie that they lost me on is
with with the Phantom Menace with George Arbings

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or whatever. That's right, have
you seen the last three seven, eight

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and nine, I have not.
Oh no, you have to watch those.

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Yeah, through those, I just
that's what I lost. I was

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like, this is so terrible,
Like I don't know who's who who screened

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this and went he's a great character, Like it was George Lucas. I

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00:41:42.719 --> 00:41:45.280
mean, I know when he could
do whatever he wanted was his studio,

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00:41:45.360 --> 00:41:47.159
and he's like, he decides he's
gonna make a movie with a with a

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00:41:47.199 --> 00:41:51.199
really stupid child's character in it to
sell some toys. By god, he's

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00:41:51.199 --> 00:41:53.119
gonna do it, and he did. Yeah, And I just was I

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was out on that. I was
like, I'm not watching any more of

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these. I think a lot of
that. I think everyone's kind of visceral

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00:42:00.559 --> 00:42:05.719
reaction was the ever you were comparing
it to the three that we grew up

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on, four, five, and
six, and it was such a departure

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and so different. But again,
especially after seven eight nine, you go

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back and watch those first three,
they're not bad. They're actually pretty good.

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Okay, but you have to you
have to have to suffer through the

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last three in order to appreciate that
the first three aren't aren't nearly as bad

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00:42:25.000 --> 00:42:30.000
as we thought. Maybe it's our
fault. Maybe it's our fault because maybe

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Star Wars told us from the beginning
what to expect, because it was the

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first three movies that came out that
was us being pulled into the Force,

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00:42:40.199 --> 00:42:45.480
into the good side, the Jedi
side, and then everything with the exception

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00:42:45.519 --> 00:42:50.159
of Rogue One that came after it
was the progression of Disney slash Star Wars

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00:42:50.199 --> 00:42:53.920
slash lucasfilms pulling us into the dark
side of the Force by offering up nothing

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00:42:54.000 --> 00:43:00.599
but suffering in the cinematic form.
Yeah, there's also the argument that,

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you know, the books were written
when the movies were the original movies were

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00:43:06.159 --> 00:43:08.840
made. Lucas George four chose four, five, and six because they were

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00:43:08.840 --> 00:43:20.000
the three good book books. Yeah, the Restless Story sucked, but we'll

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00:43:20.039 --> 00:43:30.079
always have the Christmas Special. There
is Uh, there was something I wanted

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to tell you guys about today besides
the jar Jar stuff, that ties into

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00:43:36.519 --> 00:43:39.239
something we talked about not that long
ago, just a few episodes ago.

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We had discussed on the show about
how perhaps there is a relation, you

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00:43:47.559 --> 00:43:52.159
know, that maybe there's a cause
for dementia in men that we had not

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00:43:52.280 --> 00:44:00.679
realized, and that was masturbation because
maybe, just maybe it wasn't the fact

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00:44:00.719 --> 00:44:04.840
that that would make you go blind
as a teenager, but instead will the

515
00:44:04.840 --> 00:44:08.119
more you do it as a teenager, you will lose your mind as an

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00:44:08.159 --> 00:44:14.559
adult sooner. Wait wait, I'm
sorry. I wasn't talking about as a

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teenager, and continued self mutilation as
an adult makes makes the effects even more

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00:44:24.960 --> 00:44:30.960
pronounced, according according to Trey's theory. Oh gotcha, Okay, I was

519
00:44:30.960 --> 00:44:34.519
wondering why I said I'll be I'll
be a blank slate by sixty mm hmm.

520
00:44:34.840 --> 00:44:37.039
Dan's half a blank slate now,
So I just wondering what's going on?

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00:44:38.679 --> 00:44:44.119
Well, hang on, there's there
is good news because it turns out

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00:44:44.159 --> 00:44:49.199
that viagra may help lower the risk
of Alzheimer's disease. That's according to a

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00:44:49.239 --> 00:44:55.719
new study. So they get you
coming in going. He's got a rock

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00:44:55.760 --> 00:45:01.920
hard memory, that's all. That's
awesome. You could remember that you're impotent.

525
00:45:07.159 --> 00:45:23.559
Man, having a memory sucks getting
old rocks. I'll tell you what,

526
00:45:23.599 --> 00:45:25.519
though, no one's gonna want to
be our room. He's in the

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nursing home. Oh thanks for hanging
out with us in the treehouse today.

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Be sure to join us again on
Monday inside the Treehouse, which also includes

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the Treehouse Plus program. I happen
to know that in the Treehouse Plus episode

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that we will be discussing the possibility
of an O'Malley goat farm. So yay

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00:45:52.519 --> 00:46:00.800
for you and for me. If
you called it, wait, you called

532
00:46:00.800 --> 00:46:06.000
it. Yeah, I thought I'm
sorry. I thought wait, damn,

533
00:46:06.000 --> 00:46:08.119
I thought you were putting your foot
down. Turn turns out I should have

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00:46:08.119 --> 00:46:19.000
put a hoof that floor, a
little, a little hollow. See you

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next time in the tree