Sept. 23, 2024

Jerry Can't Help Himself | Monday 09.23.24

Jerry Can't Help Himself | Monday 09.23.24

Jerry Jones is in the news again, and this time he's really tripped over it and we're certainly here for the long and not so short of it.  We also discuss a problem in Limerick Ireland and Oklahoma can't let Florida get too far ahead in the stupid...

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Jerry Jones is in the news again, and this time he's really tripped over it and we're certainly here for the long and not so short of it. We also discuss a problem in Limerick Ireland and Oklahoma can't let Florida get too far ahead in the stupid race.

Links:

https://www.instagram.com/p/DAOUsEvR9bl/

https://www.thesun.ie/news/13852811/university-hospital-limerick-body-found-gardai-month/

https://www.oklahoman.com/story/news/2024/09/19/tishomingo-oklahoma-students-disciplined-after-racial-slur-shown-in-viral-image/75294249007/

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It is time to leave your worries outside and laugh

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with us inside the treehouse. I'm Daniel Malley, along with

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Trey Trenholm and our friend Raj Sharma is out today

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traveling coming back to Texas from Connecticut from doing weekend

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gigs and little family as she was dealing with. So

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all right, best wishes to Raj and his family. I'm

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not gonna mince any words. I'm not gonna stall. I'm

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gonna jump right in the way that the Dallas Cowboys

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have taught me to over the years. Win or lose,

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the Dallas Cowboys know how to make headlines, and that

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is true again from this weekend into this morning, Monday,

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September twenty third, twenty twenty four, Jerry Jones really stepped on.

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At this time.

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In an Instagram live video that was broadcast by actor,

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comedian and huge Cowboys fan Jamie Foxx, Jerry Jones could

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be heard describing some of the physical attributes of one

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of his players. Those attributes included things like how call

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he was, how much he weighed, how fast his forty

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time is, even how big his hands were. But it

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didn't end there, because Jerry Jones also casually just mentioned

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how big that players was, and right at that moment

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in the video is when is when Jamie Foxx went

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uh and then ended the Instagram live. But as we know,

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if you do something on the Internet, it's going to

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live forever because someone somewhere has record already hit just

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in case, and it paid off for one account. It

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was something about block tips or something. I don't know

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if it's a gun account or whatever it is, but

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they got their watermark all over the video, and by god,

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I was happy to use it on Sunday morning and

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share it on our Instagram, which by the way, is

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at Treehouse on Air. And I have to admit, I

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have to admit that I've started thinking about, hmm, wonder

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what your player he's talking about? And I started to

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do a little research, but I stopped just short of

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googling who on the Cowboys has an eight inch I

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didn't want that in my Google history, and I have

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a very colorful Google history, but I have to draw

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the line somewhere. I did search for which player was

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Jerry Jones talking about, And at the time we've recorded

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this show, no one had come to a conclusion yet.

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I had my guesses and looked up a couple of

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players without searching for who on the Cowboys has an

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eight and a half inch, But my results were inconclusive.

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I feel like if you asked Siri that question, she

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would respond, who doesn't?

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Maybe, and I would be curious about what series doing

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in the Cowboys locker room looking at all those things.

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Maybe the plot determinator wasn't so bad. Maybe they're not

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out to kill us, They're just out to look at

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all of our Now, when you have an owner of

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an NFL team talking about the physical attributes of his players,

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especially when it gets all the way down to the

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crotch area, there are going to be people that are

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going to draw. In this case, I think it's warranted

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the correlation between NFL owners and plantation owners. And that's

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why when I put in the caption of our post

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about Jerry Jones talking about his players, it stirred controversy

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as well as memes, especially when you say it next

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to Django.

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I mean, what the I mean? Come on, Jesu, Yeah,

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that's I mean.

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I I know Jerry's taking a bad rap, and you know,

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sometimes rightfully so, but.

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Damn, it's just you. He could not sound older or wider.

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Yeah. Yeah, and especially when you really start to break

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down not the measurements of all the players or this

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particular player, but when you start to break down all

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the things that have made the news off the field

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with Jerry Jones in the time that he has been

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the owner of the Cowboys since nineteen eighty nine. Right,

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I'm not even cher if I remember all of them,

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because there's so many things. I mean, going back, like

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just trying to think most recently, and maybe you work

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our way back. Most recently you had the paternity lawsuit

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that was dropped by the girl claiming that Jerry Jones

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was her father and that he had been paying off

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the mother for twenty something years. I feel like I

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maybe even missed one already before that. You also get

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one of my favorite Jerry quotes and pieces of audio

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and video was at the beginning of a training camp,

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he talks about wanting to get some glory whole. Yeah,

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of course he was talking about you know, the old

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oil drilling reference, not you know, bathroom stalls at you know,

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rest stops. But still that's the sort of thing that

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you know he could slide by because there was a

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double meaning there, not here there is no other meeting.

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When you're talking about one of your players having an

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eight and a half inch there's no other way to

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take that other than with lots of lube.

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Obviously it left an impression on Jerry. He's seen him,

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surely he's seen quite a few over the years.

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Now you bring me to one of the notes I

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had written down about this particular topic, which is who's

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that guy who's got that job? Who's got the measuring

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job with the Dallas Cowboys? Because you know, guys run

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around the Metroplex with a star on their chest or

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their hat and they say I work for the Dallas Cowboys,

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thinking that's going to get them somewhere. But what if

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you're the measuring guy that works for the Dallas Cowboys.

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Is that the job that you tell people that you

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have or do you try to keep that a secret?

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Well? Is that a.

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Is that a full time job or is it just

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like the combine in the fall?

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Oh?

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Yeah, it could be seasonal, yeah, because I don't think

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they need to remeasure those things. I mean, throughout a

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player's career, their forty time might decrease, but I don't

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think they're due. In case you missed it. I think

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we should for the sake of news, we should share

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the actual incident in which Jerry Jones is caught by

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Jamie Fox's Instagram live talking about the physical attributes of

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one of his players. Hang on, one second, there we go,

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all right, Drake, can you see that?

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Okay?

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All right, So here we have a video. This is

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Jamie FOXX on his phone sitting on the fifty yard

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line next to Jerry Jones. He's showing practice and you

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hear the the airhorn there signaling it's time to switch

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over to a different portion of practice after an offensive

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play was just run.

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Right, Pard to care about Jerry show.

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Too?

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Okay, So there you have it. He's already given some

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of the essential stats of this player that he just liked.

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Showed a lot of balance on that play. Uh five

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nine and a half two hundred and ten pounds for

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four one forty. And the next thing he's gonna mention

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are the size of the player's hands, which then leads

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him into the other.

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Areas too, okayne, and.

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Three inch.

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Then a half inches dead.

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Now his delivery there, It wasn't salacious, He wasn't. Jerry

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Jones didn't say and get this eight and a half inch.

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Can you believe it?

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Oh my god, he read it like he was reading

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off of a list. Seriously, did you catch that? Did

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you notice that on the delivery?

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It was very matter of fact.

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Yes, yeah, let me play one more time, just so

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you can take it all in skip ahead.

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And three inch hating a half inches dead.

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So there you have it. His delivery sounds exactly like

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this eight and a half inch. Now, see, it sounds

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like he's a list.

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So if you notice in the in the subtitles of

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the video, it doesn't say hands, it says hair.

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It does, but they don't. I don't think they measure

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hair at the combine or when you get to the

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cowboys facilities, they do measure hand size.

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I don't know if they measure dicks either.

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But here we are asking the question because and this

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is why it's so important his delivery, because the way

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he says it five nine and a half two ten

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four four one nine and three inch hands eight and

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a half inch, it's like it's reading from a printed list,

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which means there's a file of sizes with the Dallas Cowboys,

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and most of the biological measure uring happens at the

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NFL combine when they measure all these other things hand size,

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body measurements, like it's for a suit, speed drills, jumping, agility,

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all these things, But never on NFL network do they

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show the players going into the measuring room. I think

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Jamie Foxx might be able to qualify as a whistleblower here.

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Maybe that's why back in the day they spent so

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much time at baby Dolls.

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It wasn't for party, it was it was the measuring day.

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Good.

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Trying as hard as I can to not fixate on

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the eight and a half inch situation with the Dallas Cowboys,

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although it's real hard because I really did wonder, Okay,

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which player is he talking about? Because all right, fine,

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I was thinking, we don't want to talk about this,

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but I can't seem to help it. So let's dig

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into it just a little bit before we move on

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to why I look like I'm in an institution.

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I'm not.

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I have not fallen from the treehouse. I've not fallen

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from the treehouse like some of our other treehouse colleagues have.

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I'm in an Airbnb and Irving. So don't freak out me.

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When you go through the stats and you take the

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situation as it is with that video that Jimmie Foxx

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took off Jerry Jones watching practice with the Cowboys, what

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player do we think he's talking about five nine and

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a half two ten, not huge, right, but that's bigger

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than say, uh, Douce Fawn. Right, duce fon the third

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string running back for the Cowboys. He's like five five

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five six right. The reason why I focus on the

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offensive players is because there was an offensive play, well,

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I mean it was. It was an offense versus defensive

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play that just happened. But Jerry Jones talked about in

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that video he showed great balance right there, which usually

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means like a running back kind of thing. Right, So

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then you go down the stats and try to think, Okay,

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which players you're talking about? Five nine and a half

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two ten, too tall to be Duce Fawn, too small

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to be Ezekiel Elliott. And I don't think Ezekiel Elliott

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has ever sniffed four to four in the forty. No,

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So you start breaking these things down and you're like, okay,

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which players you're talking about? So let's let let's break

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it down. Let's see who we think here, five nine

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and a half two hundred ten pounds, four four one

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forty nine and three inch hands I don't know hand

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sizes of NFL of of my Cowboys players. And then,

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of course the crucial piece of information, the eight and

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a half inch.

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I can only in size really isn't that big? That's

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to me, there's only three options, okay, corner, slot.

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Running back.

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Okay, that that makes sense. That makes perfect sense to me.

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And the player that I was first thinking about taking

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into taking into account all those parameters, all those physical

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attributes was Cavante Turpin. Size wise. It kind of fits

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because he's not a big dude. He's in that five

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to nine you know range, and he's fast, you know,

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m h. But he didn't run a four to four

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to one in the forty. He ran a four to

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three to one at the combine. Rotually, I'm not even

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sure if he went through the combine because he came

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out of the I think it was what UFL or

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whatever it was, size wise, I think it fits speed wise,

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Jerry's off by a tenth of his second, and that

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seems like a big number to be off by. And

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he plays slot and he's one of those guys that

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will run those Jets sweeps a lot. So maybe it

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is him. I don't know.

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I mean, Jerry is in his early eighties. He you know,

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a tenth of a second.

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Maybe he meant to say four to three to one

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but said four four one. Yeah, so maybe it's a

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seven and a half inch not an eight and a

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half or nine and a half. Oh, I don't think

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he's gonna miss low on that one. Jerry Jones has

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not been one to undersell anything that's true. Uh, I'm

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gonna I'm gonna I'm gonna google this on the fly,

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Cavante Terpin. I'm gonna see if we can figure out

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if maybe And I'm already I'm already knowing way more

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about the players. I'm a favorite team than I really

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need to, or I guess i'd say want to, but

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here I am looking for it.

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Uh.

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Oh, all right, So Turpin is uh According to Wikipedia

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five foot nine, His weight is listed at one fifty three.

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That seems a little light undrafted out of TCU.

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I don't know. Yeah, that's a big difference between that

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and two ten.

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Yeah, I don't think he's I don't think he's still

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that that thin, but I don't know. I don't know

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what his current weight is. So yeah, I think I'm

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gonna back away from it now. I think it's better.

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I don't want to. I don't want to dig in

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too deep to see if I can find out who

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on the Cowboys has an eight and a half inch

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that Jerry Jones is bragging to Jamie Foxx about.

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I mean, what was it. I could he be talking

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about someone on the practice squad.

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Maybe we don't know. We don't know, and then maybe

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it may be near impossible to find out who he's

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talking about. I can say this while trying to maintain

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as much professionalism as I possibly can, having covered the

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Cowboys in two thousand and nine twenty ten for one

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of five three the Fan. Hey, Kevin, when you go

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on that locker room, sometimes sometimes things happen, and you know,

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sometimes like when the media availability happened at that time.

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I'm not sure what it's like now, but this was

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at Valley Ranch when the media availability happened. That's when

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you get to go into the locker room. It was

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right after practice and right as players are coming out

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of the showers, some of them more towels, most of

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them more towels. But on occasion you just get some

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guys they just don't care. It's like being at I

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sort of like it a regular gym. Some guys just

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don't care. And with the Cowboys locker room, the guys

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that just don't care usually the guys you know that

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got swinging. So I can say this comfortably. If that

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particular player has an eight and a half inch, he's

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not the only one. But it was interesting to note

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that Jerry thought it was big enough to point it out.

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No further comments from me, mister Trenholme.

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You know, I I.

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Hope the guy is a show or not a grower,

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because if he's a grower, Jerry has way too much

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information on the players.

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Although you may have just unzipped the secret to the

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Cowboys winning the Super Bowl, because it ain't because what

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we've seen so far this season, it may not happen

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on the field, but if it's a measuring contest, we

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got a chance. All right. Let me explain real quickly.

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Why it looks like I have this institutional background behind me.

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I'm at an Airbnb in Las Colinas. So back in Dallas,

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in town before we head back to the Islands. Now,

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what is so important about me being in town right

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now is the fact that on Friday at Shakerton's in Arlington,

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I thirty in Collins. This Friday, five to seven pm,

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it's a Treehouse Roadshow. Tree House road Show five to

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seven pm at the Shakertens in Arlington, I thirty in Collins.

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Looking forward to the event. It's going to be a

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fun time. Got a couple of surprises in store. I

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don't think any surprises are of the eight and a

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half inch variety, but never say never, right, there's another

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reason to come sorry to the road show on Friday,

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besides just watching us do the show live. It's a

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lot of fun. There's food, there's drinks. It's a great

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time had by all. We also have merch available that

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you can purchase. But there's another twist on this that

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I want to throw at you, and that is this.

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I had to go to the dentist on Friday before

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the event because I went a couple of days ago

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when We got into town because I needed a deep clean.

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I was way overdue for the dentist two years since

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my last visit. That meant I needed a deep clean.

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In order to get a true deep clean at the dentist.

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You know what they gotta do, Trey. They got to

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stab you with the novacane. Even if they didn't have to,

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I would make them because I do not do well

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with oral and tooth pain. If this you know, I'm

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sure there are many reasons I'm not a spy, but

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one of the biggest ones would be is that the CIA,

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if they had a file on me, Hopefully hopefully it

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doesn't include size, but it would include for sure the

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fact that I will give up people, friends, family, I

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would give up the country. I would absolutely sell it

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out under the threat of mouth torture. I can't do it,

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can't hang with it, ain't gonna happen. You just show

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me and you could show me a pencil until you're

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gonna do something to my mouth with and be like,

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I'll tell you whatever you want to know. You don't

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even have to do it, I'll just tell you. So anyway,

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I hate going to the dentist, so I got my

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mouth numbed up a couple of days ago, and it's

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just now coming back to normal.

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Okay.

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So that means on Friday at the road show, you're

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gonna see me probably with a with half my mouth numb,

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so you get to see me talk and drool and

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all sorts of nonsense all over the place. I'm sure

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Shakers is really excited, and I now know. I bet Trey,

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you're gonna be doing rock paper scissors, telling raj or

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seeing who has to sit next to me.

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What are you having done that?

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You just a deep cling? Oh, I thought, okay, yeah, yeah.

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So because I needed it done, they decided to split

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it up. So instead of doing my entire mouth and

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one visit a couple of days ago, they did this side.

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They did my left side of my face. So for

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the rest of the day, for like the next five

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to six hours, I look like I've had a stroke

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and sound like it. So on Friday, before the road show,

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they're going to do the other half of my face

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over here, right, And that means around five o'clock when

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it's time for the road show to start, I'm gonna

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be numb from this side, and that's gonna be real fun.

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For everybody. Well, we'll come up with some new games.

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Have like an bucket in front of me, and maybe

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you can do like an over under to see how

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many ounces I drool into the bucket throughout the show.

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Yeah, like a drool gauge.

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That sounds real fitting inside our show. Doesn't mean how

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much drool will one of us produce in the span

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of a two hour event. Can it be measured in

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cups or is it just going to be ounces? So

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that's that's something you can look forward to on Friday

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at the road show Shakerton's Arlington five to seven pm.

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Is drool faced Dan, When was the last time you

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went to the dentist?

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Tray, h you know I'm overdue.

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Good.

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I hope you need a good deep cleaning. You want

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to get one with me on Friday? You want to

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hold hands to do like the couple's room at the dentist. No, no,

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I prefer that we don't do anything together anymore.

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I'm with you.

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Uh.

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I hate going to the dentist, and like my highest

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blood pressure readings ever have been at the dentist, So.

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I always have to tell them that I don't know

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I don't even know why they take my blood pressure

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before the dental, like before they do anything, because A

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it's going to be through the roof because I'm at

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the dentist, and B it doesn't change anything anyway, they

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still do work on me. How high does the blood

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pressure have to be for them to say, okay, now

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we can't do anything today because I've had some high readings.

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I I that's the last time I had to show them,

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like on like the health app for my regular doctor. No,

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you know, normally my bread blood pressure is like one

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twenty over seventy.

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It's it's perfect. This is a this is a product

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of being in this room, in that chair.

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This is you.

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This is your fault, and I don't like you for it.

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It really is, though, it's every single time. I think

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the lowest blood pressure I've ever had at the dentist

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was in the upper one forties, and I thought that

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was pretty good for what was about to transpire.

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Yeah, just this just the sound of a drill. Yeah

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uh uh yeah.

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So when I had it done a couple of days

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ago and I've got stroke face, it was really weird.

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So as as the nova Kane started to wear off,

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I started to notice an isch like right here on

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the front of my lip like wear like my facial

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hair and my lip meat right so I could feel

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just a bit of an itch. So I started rubbing it.

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And I was actually at a clothing store picking up

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a suit. I'm at this kind of a nice place

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picking up a suit, and I rubbing my fight for

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like this in front of the mirror, in front of everybody,

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and the itch wouldn't go away. I was this close that,

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turning to the sales guy helping me and say, hey, Jack,

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can you help me? I want to see how much

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money I've spent in the store. Well, really, I don't.

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I don't know if you had a similar experience at

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the dentist that I did. But the reason why I

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have such a hesitation with going to the dentist is

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because the very first time I went, when I was

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like five, five years old, and I had a cavity

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still to this day, the only cavity I've ever had,

470
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when they were doing the cleaning thing and they had

471
00:27:23.640 --> 00:27:27.200
the hook they hooked the roof of my mouth like

472
00:27:27.279 --> 00:27:31.319
I was a bass. I was five, and I still

473
00:27:31.440 --> 00:27:34.920
remember that, and I always put on like the paperwork

474
00:27:34.960 --> 00:27:37.160
at the dentist it's like, oh, do you have any

475
00:27:37.240 --> 00:27:40.839
concerns or anything you want to share with the dentists today, Yes,

476
00:27:41.039 --> 00:27:41.960
do not stab me.

477
00:27:43.759 --> 00:27:43.839
Now.

478
00:27:44.359 --> 00:27:46.880
My anxiety and fear of the dentist comes from I

479
00:27:47.200 --> 00:27:54.400
have an incredibly high tolerance for novacane, so most nis

480
00:27:54.440 --> 00:27:57.039
actually have to use whatever the next level up from

481
00:27:57.079 --> 00:27:59.640
novacane is to actually numb my mouth. And at one

482
00:27:59.680 --> 00:28:02.480
point when dentist didn't listen to me and drilled into

483
00:28:02.519 --> 00:28:03.640
a tooth that was not dead.

484
00:28:03.720 --> 00:28:06.200
And that is why my.

485
00:28:08.359 --> 00:28:13.000
Where my anxiety of the dentist comes from your anxiety. That,

486
00:28:13.119 --> 00:28:15.200
by the way, is audio of the incident that you

487
00:28:15.359 --> 00:28:17.640
just described with your dentist. I think this is also

488
00:28:17.720 --> 00:28:20.319
the reason why you haven't been back to the dentist.

489
00:28:20.359 --> 00:28:22.720
It's not because you're so afraid, it's because of it's

490
00:28:22.759 --> 00:28:24.839
because of the restraining order the dentist has on you,

491
00:28:24.960 --> 00:28:29.759
probably from you knocking him the out I was reaching

492
00:28:29.880 --> 00:28:36.400
for him. That is something I've told any dental hygienist

493
00:28:36.480 --> 00:28:38.640
or any dentist. I've told it like, look, I got

494
00:28:38.680 --> 00:28:40.920
hooked when I was five years old. If you hooked me,

495
00:28:41.400 --> 00:28:44.279
I'm gonna hit you. And you know they tell you like,

496
00:28:44.680 --> 00:28:47.079
oh yea if anything feels like it hurts or anything,

497
00:28:47.160 --> 00:28:50.200
just raise your hand and let me know. It's like, oh, listen, lady,

498
00:28:50.680 --> 00:28:53.160
I'm gonna let you know. You're gonna know that I'm

499
00:28:53.200 --> 00:28:55.920
in pain because you too are going to be in

500
00:28:56.000 --> 00:29:00.640
some damn pain. It's very much a give and take here.

501
00:29:00.720 --> 00:29:03.519
We're both in this boat together. You make me bleed,

502
00:29:03.799 --> 00:29:04.839
I'm gonna make you bleed.

503
00:29:06.880 --> 00:29:09.119
Now you're getting hooked at five years old. Was that

504
00:29:09.279 --> 00:29:11.680
truly an accident or was that some kind of State

505
00:29:11.720 --> 00:29:12.880
of Oklahoma experiment.

506
00:29:14.200 --> 00:29:15.920
Oh that's a good question. Yeah, it might have been

507
00:29:15.960 --> 00:29:19.240
Health and Human Services there. And I'm not sure I

508
00:29:19.359 --> 00:29:21.400
was adopted at that point, so it wasn't like it

509
00:29:21.599 --> 00:29:24.559
was like this. It wasn't like I was a limbo

510
00:29:24.720 --> 00:29:27.960
baby and they were doing experiments on me or anything

511
00:29:27.960 --> 00:29:29.839
I already had. I had, I had parents and everything

512
00:29:30.039 --> 00:29:34.200
at that time. But I'm not gonna say it wasn't impossible,

513
00:29:35.960 --> 00:29:39.759
because look, governments do some do some really dub things

514
00:29:39.799 --> 00:29:45.799
to kids, especially like especially when you walk into the

515
00:29:45.880 --> 00:29:49.839
dentist office in Oklahoma. The doctor's first words are you

516
00:29:50.000 --> 00:29:51.240
sure do have a pretty mouth?

517
00:29:57.559 --> 00:30:12.480
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We appreciate it.

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And now let's give you some news you never asked

543
00:31:25.200 --> 00:31:32.319
for but you absolutely need. I'd like to thank you

544
00:31:32.440 --> 00:31:35.759
Trey for sending me this one. I'm a big fan

545
00:31:35.799 --> 00:31:43.559
of attribution in in case anyone wasn't to wear. There's

546
00:31:43.640 --> 00:31:46.920
a major probe happening after a dead body was found

547
00:31:47.000 --> 00:31:50.599
on the grounds of a hospital because they think those

548
00:31:50.640 --> 00:31:57.799
remains may have been there for a month. I'm going

549
00:31:57.880 --> 00:31:59.480
to go out on a limb here and say that

550
00:31:59.799 --> 00:32:02.400
if you have a dead body in or around your

551
00:32:02.480 --> 00:32:04.880
hospital for a month and you don't know about it,

552
00:32:05.039 --> 00:32:10.720
you might be a poor, poor hospital. I'm trying to

553
00:32:11.599 --> 00:32:12.839
where did this happen, Trey.

554
00:32:14.799 --> 00:32:16.400
I believe it's Limerick, Ireland.

555
00:32:17.440 --> 00:32:19.759
Yeah, this is the Irish New This is from the

556
00:32:19.880 --> 00:32:25.720
Irish Son. Oh, the Irish Sun University Hospital, Limerick. I

557
00:32:25.799 --> 00:32:31.880
bet there's some good jokes. There's been a grim discovery.

558
00:32:31.920 --> 00:32:34.480
There's a major probe after a body was found on

559
00:32:34.519 --> 00:32:39.480
the grounds of University Hospital in Limerick, Ireland, because they

560
00:32:39.519 --> 00:32:41.559
think the body could have been there for a month.

561
00:32:42.200 --> 00:32:45.279
Officers sealed off a large area on the hospital's grounds

562
00:32:45.880 --> 00:32:50.079
after the body was discovered late last Thursday night. There

563
00:32:50.119 --> 00:32:52.000
are fears that the body may have lain there for

564
00:32:52.119 --> 00:32:56.440
up to a month. Very sad. The body understood to

565
00:32:56.480 --> 00:32:58.680
be a man aged in his forties, although depending on

566
00:32:58.759 --> 00:33:00.559
how long he's been there, I don't how they would

567
00:33:00.599 --> 00:33:03.839
know that, because I think after a month you become licked.

568
00:33:07.599 --> 00:33:10.240
He was reportedly discovered by a member of the staff,

569
00:33:10.440 --> 00:33:12.759
and it's understood the body was away from any of

570
00:33:12.799 --> 00:33:16.599
the clinical areas of the hospital and was located close

571
00:33:16.680 --> 00:33:19.160
to the helipad of the ground. Okay, I was thinking

572
00:33:19.240 --> 00:33:20.839
it was like he was off in the smoking section.

573
00:33:21.000 --> 00:33:23.960
Someone just he just killed or maybe that's still accurate.

574
00:33:25.839 --> 00:33:28.240
A large car park and adjoining greenways at the hospital

575
00:33:28.279 --> 00:33:32.000
were sealed off and police were alerted to the scene.

576
00:33:32.680 --> 00:33:34.599
A source said that while the body had yet to

577
00:33:34.640 --> 00:33:37.680
be formally identified, investigators were working on the understanding that

578
00:33:37.759 --> 00:33:39.160
the remains were that of a man who had been

579
00:33:39.200 --> 00:33:46.920
reported missing several weeks ago. The police confirmed on Friday

580
00:33:46.920 --> 00:33:49.279
afternoon that the corner had been notified or the hospital did,

581
00:33:49.720 --> 00:33:52.160
and a post mortem examination will determine the course of

582
00:33:52.240 --> 00:33:56.640
the investigation. They're investigating all the circumstances following the discovery

583
00:33:56.839 --> 00:33:59.759
of this body, and I guess now they're saying, no,

584
00:34:00.039 --> 00:34:01.200
don't will be left unturned.

585
00:34:02.240 --> 00:34:04.599
Yeah, yeah, now they're going to really look at it.

586
00:34:05.880 --> 00:34:07.359
Well, now that we found you, we're working that could

587
00:34:07.400 --> 00:34:09.559
make a real close look at this. And I don't know,

588
00:34:09.719 --> 00:34:12.239
maybe just while you're there, maybe just do a general

589
00:34:12.320 --> 00:34:14.119
sweep of the area in case there are any other

590
00:34:14.239 --> 00:34:16.480
dead guys waiting to get into the hospital that didn't

591
00:34:16.519 --> 00:34:20.159
quite make it. How effing bad does it smell around there?

592
00:34:22.800 --> 00:34:27.960
No one went, hey, someone leave the garbage out. That's

593
00:34:28.000 --> 00:34:29.679
a really good point because there have been times where

594
00:34:29.679 --> 00:34:31.960
I've taken my dog for a walk and I smelled something.

595
00:34:32.519 --> 00:34:34.480
You know that's like, okay, you know the smell when

596
00:34:34.480 --> 00:34:36.840
you've smelled something dead and rotting. You know that smell.

597
00:34:37.159 --> 00:34:39.480
The smell doesn't leave you when you smell it again,

598
00:34:39.599 --> 00:34:40.119
you know it.

599
00:34:40.559 --> 00:34:43.920
Yeah, I'm with you.

600
00:34:44.119 --> 00:34:46.679
There's a come on really yeah?

601
00:34:46.719 --> 00:34:49.280
I mean they just keep the cadavers in a field.

602
00:34:49.800 --> 00:34:50.239
What do we.

603
00:34:51.800 --> 00:34:52.880
Do they keep the is?

604
00:34:53.000 --> 00:34:53.039
Like?

605
00:34:53.719 --> 00:34:56.719
Is there is there warm body storage next to the

606
00:34:56.800 --> 00:35:02.480
grease trap for the cafe? You bring up a hell

607
00:35:02.519 --> 00:35:04.920
of a point like how bad does your hospital ground smell?

608
00:35:05.000 --> 00:35:06.360
When you can't smell a dead.

609
00:35:06.199 --> 00:35:12.360
Person or lay off the Irish whiskey.

610
00:35:13.960 --> 00:35:16.039
Well, I know, because that's the reason I chose that

611
00:35:16.159 --> 00:35:20.880
hospital in the first place. If we're being honest here,

612
00:35:21.679 --> 00:35:24.400
that's you know I want to when I go to

613
00:35:24.440 --> 00:35:27.039
the emergency room. You can give me shots of many things,

614
00:35:27.440 --> 00:35:29.679
but the first one I would like would be a

615
00:35:29.719 --> 00:35:31.400
shot of whiskey upon entrance.

616
00:35:32.159 --> 00:35:33.880
Shot a whiskey in a nifty poem.

617
00:35:37.320 --> 00:35:42.679
Welcome to University hospital that it really is troubling. And

618
00:35:42.800 --> 00:35:46.079
here's another thing, not an Ireland. But I heard a

619
00:35:46.119 --> 00:35:49.519
similar story a couple of weeks ago I think was

620
00:35:49.960 --> 00:35:55.159
this was in Great Britain at a hospital. A man's

621
00:35:55.199 --> 00:35:58.599
body was discovered in the coffee shop of a hospital.

622
00:36:00.639 --> 00:36:03.199
So there's layers to that one. No one noticed a

623
00:36:03.320 --> 00:36:07.320
dead guy for at least hours, and where they didn't

624
00:36:07.360 --> 00:36:09.280
notice the dead body was in a coffee shop, which

625
00:36:09.320 --> 00:36:11.719
is supposed to be the place where everybody's awake. You

626
00:36:11.760 --> 00:36:13.559
would think a dead body would stand out in a

627
00:36:13.559 --> 00:36:16.079
coffee shop. You would really think a dead body would

628
00:36:16.079 --> 00:36:18.159
stand out inside of a coffee shop inside of a

629
00:36:18.199 --> 00:36:24.000
freaking hospital hours hours until someone decided to go over

630
00:36:24.000 --> 00:36:24.920
there and poke that dude.

631
00:36:26.519 --> 00:36:26.880
And as.

632
00:36:30.639 --> 00:36:34.280
The service wasn't that great because either they weren't checking

633
00:36:34.320 --> 00:36:39.000
on the guy or yeah, because mostly if you're taking

634
00:36:39.079 --> 00:36:40.719
up their table for that long, they're gonna intually going

635
00:36:40.760 --> 00:36:43.480
to say something, Hey, buddy, yeah, you know what.

636
00:36:43.599 --> 00:36:47.280
Maybe they're maybe they were just really overwhelmed, and maybe

637
00:36:47.559 --> 00:36:49.840
I hope I hope not. But maybe he was sitting

638
00:36:49.880 --> 00:36:52.280
there holding his his number ticket and they just hadn't

639
00:36:52.320 --> 00:36:56.320
called it yet, because I've I've heard I remember one

640
00:36:56.360 --> 00:36:57.800
time going to the emergency room when I was a

641
00:36:57.880 --> 00:37:00.880
kid and I was fortunate years old and had just

642
00:37:01.199 --> 00:37:07.599
shattered my left humorous and because I wasn't visibly bleeding

643
00:37:07.840 --> 00:37:12.159
or unconscious, they didn't see me immediately. I sat in

644
00:37:12.199 --> 00:37:14.480
a wheelchair in the emergency room waiting room for almost

645
00:37:14.519 --> 00:37:17.119
two hours before I got any attention on me whatsoever.

646
00:37:17.480 --> 00:37:19.239
But some guy with a little droplet of blood on

647
00:37:19.320 --> 00:37:22.480
his forehead got in before I did. So if you're

648
00:37:22.480 --> 00:37:25.840
ever having a hard time getting past the gatekeepers at

649
00:37:25.880 --> 00:37:27.400
the emergency room, to go ahead and cut yourself a

650
00:37:27.440 --> 00:37:33.679
little bit or scream a lot, do both. Basically, just

651
00:37:33.800 --> 00:37:36.119
mimic any of Trey's ex girlfriends and you will get

652
00:37:36.239 --> 00:37:36.559
right in.

653
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Online at Treehouse on air dot com.

654
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There's a bit of an uproar happening in Oklahoma. The

673
00:39:23.119 --> 00:39:34.960
Tischamingo Public Schools canceled homecoming. You want to know why, Yes,

674
00:39:36.960 --> 00:39:41.239
Tishamingo Oklahoma canceled the homecoming football game after students displayed

675
00:39:41.280 --> 00:39:46.679
a racial slur in a viral image. I'm curious to

676
00:39:46.719 --> 00:39:50.880
know more about this story because I have questions. So

677
00:39:51.000 --> 00:39:55.519
let's begin. The Tishamingo Public School superintendent issued an apology

678
00:39:55.599 --> 00:40:01.000
last Thursday and canceled Friday's homecoming activities and football after

679
00:40:01.079 --> 00:40:04.320
a photo of six high school students displayed a racial

680
00:40:04.440 --> 00:40:08.159
slur went viral on social media. How's that for punishment?

681
00:40:10.440 --> 00:40:14.400
You display a racial slur in a photo that goes viral,

682
00:40:14.719 --> 00:40:18.199
and what do they tell you? No dance? No homecoming

683
00:40:18.320 --> 00:40:22.280
dance for you. This is like a really bastardized version

684
00:40:22.320 --> 00:40:26.840
of Footloose. It's like, it's like like in the movie Footloose.

685
00:40:27.000 --> 00:40:30.679
It's all the town has banned dancing because of a

686
00:40:30.760 --> 00:40:33.320
bad thing that happened because kids were dancing. But what

687
00:40:33.480 --> 00:40:36.480
if in this town, in Footloose, something else that happened

688
00:40:36.519 --> 00:40:39.519
before the dancing incident, Like maybe the football players had

689
00:40:39.559 --> 00:40:43.159
done something they shouldn't have as far as racism was concerned,

690
00:40:43.199 --> 00:40:45.360
and that led to the to the dancing incident, and

691
00:40:45.480 --> 00:40:48.119
that led to the banning of the dancing. I'm just

692
00:40:48.159 --> 00:40:52.320
saying what if, But it is interesting punishment you're racist,

693
00:40:52.599 --> 00:40:59.920
No more school dances that'll show them in case you're curio.

694
00:41:00.199 --> 00:41:05.039
The image depicts six Tishamingo High School boys wearing scrabble

695
00:41:05.199 --> 00:41:08.239
tiles spelling out a racial slur, an action that the

696
00:41:08.280 --> 00:41:15.960
school district superintendent called an extremely poor decision. Well said

697
00:41:16.000 --> 00:41:20.199
Brandon Moreland. Well said, that's yeah, Superintendent Brandon Moreland really

698
00:41:20.480 --> 00:41:24.119
giving them the business. They're extremely poor decision. He went

699
00:41:24.159 --> 00:41:26.400
on to say racism and discrimination in any form will

700
00:41:26.440 --> 00:41:28.599
never be tolerated or accepted on our campus and it

701
00:41:28.639 --> 00:41:30.679
is not reflective of the values of our students, school

702
00:41:30.760 --> 00:41:34.119
or community. Our student body and staff include community members

703
00:41:34.159 --> 00:41:37.280
from all backgrounds, races, and religions, which is one of

704
00:41:37.360 --> 00:41:41.519
many aspects that makes our campus exceptional. A separate notice

705
00:41:41.599 --> 00:41:44.639
was posted at four thirty Thursday to announce that Tishamingo

706
00:41:44.719 --> 00:41:47.760
homecoming activities schedule for Friday, including the parade and the

707
00:41:47.760 --> 00:41:50.519
football game, were canceled due to safety and security concerns.

708
00:41:52.199 --> 00:41:58.519
And this was an something that the school did.

709
00:41:59.320 --> 00:42:03.360
They had some contest where they were handing out scrabble letters.

710
00:42:03.639 --> 00:42:08.159
Now I know I'm older now, but I know you

711
00:42:08.239 --> 00:42:12.360
know if you give teenage boys a chance to spell things.

712
00:42:16.639 --> 00:42:17.079
Yeah, but.

713
00:42:21.039 --> 00:42:25.159
Maybe give them a different set of letters, like where

714
00:42:25.159 --> 00:42:28.039
they handed these letters and did the people handing out

715
00:42:28.119 --> 00:42:31.000
the scrabble tiles see what the letters were and did

716
00:42:31.039 --> 00:42:34.719
it intentionally and someone just snapped a photo, therefore framing

717
00:42:34.920 --> 00:42:38.599
the players. Or was this like you get the scrabble

718
00:42:38.679 --> 00:42:41.199
tiles when you play the game, you just select, you know,

719
00:42:43.239 --> 00:42:45.440
or you just selected cut off the letters. You just

720
00:42:45.559 --> 00:42:48.440
select your own tiles, and then what you get is

721
00:42:48.480 --> 00:42:50.119
what you get, and you have to arrange a word.

722
00:42:50.199 --> 00:42:50.719
Well, I mean.

723
00:42:52.159 --> 00:42:54.599
In this case, that's six letters and you get seven, right,

724
00:42:56.199 --> 00:42:57.960
So I don't know if the other one wasn't s

725
00:42:58.159 --> 00:43:04.760
or what, but mh, look there, maybe you maybe maybe

726
00:43:04.800 --> 00:43:05.960
you should have spelled grins.

727
00:43:07.079 --> 00:43:09.639
Yeah, they.

728
00:43:12.159 --> 00:43:17.639
Regardless, it's yeah, it's Oklahoma. You you you possibly could

729
00:43:17.679 --> 00:43:22.639
have seen this one coming. And really, I mean, are

730
00:43:22.639 --> 00:43:25.519
you expecting a triple word from from from Oklahoma?

731
00:43:30.079 --> 00:43:32.320
Oh that if you got a couple of gee's in there,

732
00:43:32.440 --> 00:43:36.480
that can really up the score. I mean, it's not

733
00:43:36.559 --> 00:43:42.519
a Q, I don't think, but yeah it's it's not

734
00:43:42.639 --> 00:43:44.960
like it was a homophobic slur, because then that really

735
00:43:45.079 --> 00:43:51.159
ups the score. I don't know what the word was

736
00:43:51.280 --> 00:43:52.800
I just want that said. I don't know what the

737
00:43:52.840 --> 00:43:56.159
word was. I didn't readown because I wanted some plausible

738
00:43:56.199 --> 00:44:00.199
deniability when it came to this topic. It is my

739
00:44:00.239 --> 00:44:01.360
assumption correct though, Trey.

740
00:44:03.760 --> 00:44:06.079
Yes Indians.

741
00:44:09.000 --> 00:44:14.039
Oh, actually, that's a bit of a twist there. I'd

742
00:44:14.119 --> 00:44:23.760
like to go home now. Maybe we should save the

743
00:44:23.840 --> 00:44:26.400
rest of this story from when Raj comes back from leaves.

744
00:44:27.719 --> 00:44:30.039
Thanks for hanging out with us inside the tree house today.

745
00:44:30.079 --> 00:44:31.840
We sure have enjoyed it. Now we're gonna run and

746
00:44:31.920 --> 00:44:34.599
hide for a little bit until tomorrow. At least, be

747
00:44:34.719 --> 00:44:36.719
sure to do us a huge favor. We would really

748
00:44:36.800 --> 00:44:39.840
appreciate this. Share the show with a friend, but a

749
00:44:40.760 --> 00:44:44.320
little message into your can and the streams going into

750
00:44:44.360 --> 00:44:48.639
your friend's house or their treehouse with their can tell

751
00:44:48.639 --> 00:44:49.320
them about the tree House.

752
00:44:49.360 --> 00:44:49.920
We appreciate it.

753
00:44:50.039 --> 00:44:50.679
See you next time.