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Happy Memorial Day everyone! We start off learning about a guy on meth who tried to jump off a bridge, we discuss Memorial Day, talk about Dan's wedding and his tips for a successful marriage, bugs and flame throwers, and an Army battalion that will not make the Stripes sequal. But first, Birthdays!

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It is time believe your warriors outside and laugh with

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us inside the Treehouse. I'm Daniel Mallley along with Trey

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Trendholm and Raj Sharma. Today is Monday, May twenty six,

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twenty twenty five, also known this year as Memorial Day.

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We'll talk about Memorial Day coming up just a little

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bit later. We'll also talk about another reason why today's

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date is very important inside the Treehouse, and also we

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will discuss about whether or not you would save someone

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in a very dire situation. Talk more specifically about that

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later on, but first today inside the Treehouse. We will

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start today with this. When you guys were kids, did

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your mom or dad ever ask you the classic question

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of so if your friends jumped off a bridge, would

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you do it too?

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Yep?

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Well a guy on meth said yes, yes. Say what

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you want about alcohol and how it gives you liquid courage.

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Meth I think gives you quite a bit of courage

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as well. A twenty nine year old man from Vancouver,

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British Columbia had to be rescued after he jumped off

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a bridge on a dare and he got stranded on

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the side of a river. He wasn't trying to offer himself.

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He just told police. He told police he was just

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on meth and someone dared him to jump. Someone called

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it in. A fireboat made contact, gave him a life

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jacket and the coastguard had to scramble and pick him up,

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and paramedics took him to a hospital. Police talk. Police

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spoke with him, thinking he might have been trying to

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kill himself, but no, he told him he jumped off

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the bridge because someone dared him too. They also believed

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that the fact he was on meth might have been

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a factor. They treated him for minor injuries. It's not

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clear what kind of charges he might be facing because

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it's Canada, and they're probably wondering, well, should we should

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we not? Should we apologize?

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But at least he landed in water, right, Like, Hey,

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that's a good thing because if he were to jump

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off a bridge here in most places in the United States,

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this would be a very different story.

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Yeah, because we we win at Darwinism.

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Clearly, Canada loses.

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America always goes for gold.

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Hey, they are only three percent populated. They're trying to

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keep as many people around.

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They need all they can get. Yeah, as Americans, we

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know we're expendable, so we'll jump off the bridge. We'll

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say hold our beer.

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Yeah.

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I do think though, that we might be onto something here.

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I like to look at the positive side of things

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on occasion. So if you get a guy that's high

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on meth that jumps off a bridge because he was

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dared to by somebody, I think there's an opportunity here.

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I think there's an opportunity here for a new game show.

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Perhaps Double Dare can make a comeback Double Dare Meth

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Edition mm hm, or better yet, a new game show

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titled What's that myth Do? And really all you do

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is you get people that are high on met and

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just get them to do stuff and see what they do.

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I think that would be a nice twist for fear factor.

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Yeah really, it would just be like Jackass, but on meth.

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Then again, a lot of the guys on Jackass probably

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were on meths, So just Jackass three point.

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Zero or you know, I think you could revent press

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your luck.

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Oh instead of instead of a whammy, you get a methy.

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Is it still pressure luck or is it pressure meth?

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You know, shoot your luck? I don't know.

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Yah.

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I like this. I like if we took if we

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took a pressure luck and combined it with the Hunger

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Games on meth. Oh, i'd watch I'm in I would

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definitely watch that. But they didn't interview the friend, which

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I think is very weird because was there really a

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friend there he was, Oh.

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That's a great question. For all we know was imagined

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and it might have just been his imaginary meth friend.

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Yeah, that's his Tyler Durden.

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When I was a kid, I had Little Timmy John.

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That was my imaginary friend. I wasn't on meth that

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I'm aware of. I did live in rural Oklahoma at

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the time, but yeah, I didn't have a Tyler Durden

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as an adult. I just had Little Timmy John. And

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Little Timmy John never tried to get me to jump

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off a bridge.

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Yes, because when Timmy John was alive, bridges weren't built

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back then. That was science fiction.

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Oh so, anyway, new game show right here inside the treehouse. Uh,

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just to see what you can get someone high on

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meth to do. And it doesn't even have to be

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for money because they're on math. What does it matter.

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Yeah, you can just dare. You can just dare them

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and walk away. Exactly.

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It's just just see what they do.

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Just throw a twinkie down and let it see what happens.

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Then it will be like the Hunger Games.

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There's a knife, a switch blade, and a twinkie and

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that's what.

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Then that's when Wesley Snipes pops up. It's like always

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bet on men.

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Yeah, but then John Wick shows up and kills a

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man with a twinkie.

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Right there is Raj Sharma. On Memorial Day, May twenty six,

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twenty twenty five, I have a troubling study for you

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about Memorial Day. What percentage of people do you think

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truly know what Memorial Day is about?

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Interesting? I didn't know what it was about until many

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years ago, but I'm gonna go with fifteen percent.

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Fifteen okay, tray six, all right. I'm actually glad to

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report that the numbers higher than the ones you guys

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just guessed. It's still on the low side of where

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I would like to see you, though, fifty of Americans

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think Memorial Day has lost its original meaning. Okay, According

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to a new pole half of Americans think Memorial Day

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has lost its original meaning. Fifty two percent think it's true,

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and they might be right. Forty percent say remembering America's

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fallen troops is not the first thing they associate with

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Memorial Day anymore. Sixty percent say it still is so

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in reality, sixty percent of people in this study still

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know what Memorial Day is supposed to be about and

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what it is about. Not surprisingly, age plays a major

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factor in this. Only forty eight percent of gen Z's

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say Memorial Day is still about fallen soldiers. Seventy six

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percent of baby boomers, however, realize what it's meant for.

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So what is it that people are confusing Memorial Day with?

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It's just a three day weekend. To a lot of people,

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Memorial Day is barbecues and drownings. But it's actually more

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than that. It's supposed to commemorate and honor the one

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point two million people that served and sacrificed in the

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over two hundred and fifty years of military service in

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the United States.

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Yeah, see like when I was like, that's why I said,

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I didn't figure out what it was. Like, I didn't

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realize what it was for until many years ago, because

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you know, growing up as a kid, there were block

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parties and cookouts and I'm like, oh, this must be

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a very joyous occasion and that's what you equate it to.

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And especially with my parents being from India, like it

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was like, Okay, let's just go out and join the party.

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And you hear party enough times you're like, oh, this

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has got to be And then years later, you know,

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when I was talking to a buddy of mine's dad

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who was in Vietnam, he really didn't ever participate in

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like the block parties and stuff, and I kind of

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asked he was a sniper, and I was asking him, like,

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you know, what's the you know, you make the best

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burger on the blog, Like why aren't you out there?

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And he's like, that's not really what it's abount. He's like,

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I'll go out there later, but you know, he's gonna

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remember his buddies. And he then explained to me what

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it was and I was like, oh, okay, I think

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we're getting a little like off track because everybody out

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there is just hammered eating hot dogs. That's that's all

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they were doing. Yeah, lots of music.

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I would have honestly bet that, especially gen Z, if

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you gave them a choice of what is Memorial Day,

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you know, you know, to honor the people that have

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lost their lives fighting for our country or the weekend

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the Lake opens, I would have Yeah, I guess the

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Lake opens would have been a more popular answer.

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Absolutely, And that's that really is. It's become sort of

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the unofficial start of summer is Memorial Weekend, and then

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the unofficial is the Labor Day weekend in September. So

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and it's not their fault. I only know what they

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get brought up with. So it's a lot of what

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we have a tendency to do, which is take our

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holidays and morph them into other things for a lot

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of people. I've made this joke for years, and it's

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a sad one. I think a number of people think

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the memoriam part of Memorial Day is remembering all the

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people that died over the three day weekend in lakes

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as opposed to the actual military service members for the

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United States. Sad, but I think that's accurate. For a

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number of people, but I am glad that the number

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is higher than all suspected it would be. So there

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is that little bit of you know, silver lighting there,

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but we certainly know what we reckonognize it. And one

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of the things I've always thought is interesting about Memorial

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Day is you can you can do both. You honor

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and remember and appreciate all those sacrifices that make it

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possible for us to have a barbecue, drink a beer

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and enjoy being with people around us.

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Yeah, and do that.

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Many people think if those I think if those service

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members were here, that's what they'd want to do. They'd

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be like, man, I want to go. I want a burger.

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Yeah, but also going back to do that. Many people

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drown over this. I mean I haven't seen the numbers,

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but is it a really high number of people drowning.

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I believe it's an annual event at Lake Louisville.

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You guys going to the drowning this year?

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is Monday, MA twenty twenty five. A day that has

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lived in infamy for thirteen years because it was thirteen

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years ago today that my wife became my wife. Thirteen

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years ago Tara and I got married.

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Ya, congratulations, thirteen years ago.

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Relationships were forged, relationships were broken, memories were made, and

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memories were broken underneath a white tent in Johnson County,

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thirteen years ago on Tara's parents property. My god, what

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a day. That was fine and I appreciate the fact

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that you were there.

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Yeah, Tray just leaves.

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I don't know where where Trey went going to get

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my anniversary gift or like he didn't even say he

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was going here. He just walked out, Like where do

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you go? Yeah, Trey, are you by my anniversary?

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No? A little show and tell oh yeah, oh, look

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at that.

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Groomsman Tray, Dan and Tara five twenty six, twenty twelve.

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Tray still your your groomsman flask? Uh huh oh the

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irony of you having a flask.

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I know.

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What do you put in it? Water? Diet, coke?

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Uh yeah, it's just just decorative at this point tears. Oh,

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that would be hilarious if you just filled that up

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with water and took that to the gym and every

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now and again just took a swing out.

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Of it, just huffing away on the treadmill.

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You know, people were like, who's the Irish guy.

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Working out?

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Tray's really healthy and fell off.

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It's pretty surprising he can. He can Bene two seventy five,

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I've take take a twig out of a flask in

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the middle of his workout.

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He's really on his diet, but really off the wagon.

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He's the Anti Knight of working out.

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Well, that right there is a quick reminder why you

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would know who Annie Knight is and why that was

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so fitting. Thank you, Trey, so yeah, happy anniversary to me.

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And Tara thirteen years ago we got married and very happy,

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very lucky that she's still with me and I and

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look we still we had such a great time at

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our wedding that will occasionally reminisce about things that happened

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at the wedding besides the wedding itself, because our idea

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of that day was to just throw a you know,

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is to get married and then and then throw a

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big party for everybody. And that's what we did. I mean,

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my god, I mean it when I say relationships ended

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during that reception. And the next day, our buddy Jason

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was dating a girl and he brought her to the wedding.

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Jason was also one of one of my groomsmen. The

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next day they broke up because that at the day

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after the wedding, everyone goes back to Dallas and he's like, hey,

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do you want to go to brunch? We're all going

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to be up for brunch and she's like, you guys

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are going to do more and he's like yeah, she

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said I she said, I can't do this anymore, and

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then they broke up the very next day.

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Yeah, there were friends that were at that wedding that

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are no longer friends for various reasons. I know, my

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cousin and his wife hooked up across the pond.

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Okay, yeah, they hooked up a upon and then they

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weren't married at the time.

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He said, you're oh, no, they were married at the time,

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but they just took the opportunity to go across the

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pond and enjoyed themselves and they come back to the party.

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So while we were doing the Cupid shuffle.

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Yeah, that's kind of a weird thing to do at

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somebody I don't know any and and share it with you.

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I was glad for him. Actually, I think I think

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it was I think it was his wife that told us.

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It's because we were hanging out with them one time

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and they were like, oh, you know what, we had

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so much fun at your wedding.

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Yeah, we had so much fun. We had sex across it.

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Were like, oh wow, yeah.

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I mean, I guess it's different from my perspective, like

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you guys, you know, it was a big giant party.

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Like with Indian people, it's you know, arranged marriages, so

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nobody's hooking up across the pond. Everybody's just like, man,

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I hope he gets to know her you know.

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See, that's where the Indian weddings have the stereotypes. But

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like for our wedding, there aren't necessarily a whole lot

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of stereotypes because every every couple is to typically different

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for the wedding. Some people want to fancy your time,

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and some people do what we did, which have a

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field party in an unexed in an une. Damn it,

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we had a field party in an unannexed part of Cleebird.

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Now you can hear why that's such a hard word

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to say in an un annexed. I'm still feeling the

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effects of that reception thirteen years later.

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Yeah, so that's uh, yeah, so that I mean, you

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guys have the party like we do the seven days

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of receptions before seven days after, because there's got to

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be some incentive to go to a wedding where the

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other guy doesn't know the other person. The other person

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doesn't know that guy either. That's you know, that's uh.

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That's when I used to make the joke on stage

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when if they had a TV show called, uh, how

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I Met Your Mother in India would be one episode. Yeah,

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at the wedding.

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I just remember how thankful we are we were that

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someone didn't show up.

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Yeah, oh yeah, they all were relieved.

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There was a message sent. I believe like a was

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it a congratulatory message or a shade?

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But yeah, and it really was. It's like, and we're

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now old enough that when we celebrate an anniversary, I'm

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starting to wait for other people to start asking what's

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your secret for being married so long?

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Yeah?

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And if you guys ever get married and you want

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to ask me, hey, what's your secret for staying married

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so long? I'm going to be honest with you, and

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I'm going to tell you that don't take advice from

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someone that's been married for a long time about how

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to be married for a long time. And the reason

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why is because you're not in that relationship. Because if

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you ask any two people or any one person their

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secret to happy marriage for so many years, it doesn't

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matter what they say because you're not that person and

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you're not married to that person. Everyone's situation is going

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to be a little bit different, so you're gonna get,

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you know, different answers, and they're not necessarily going to

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apply to your relationship. So my best marriage advice on

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my thirteenth wedding anniversary is don't take marriage advice from

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other people. Learn as you go, learn from your mistakes.

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Interesting because I asked that question quite a bit on stage,

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and I always get it doesn't matter the number of

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years it could be, you know, newlyweds to people that

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have been married sixty years, and a lot of it

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comes down to very similar answers, which like it's communication, honesty, patience,

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understanding and growing in that relationship.

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See there you go. You just said like five or

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six different reasons. So there is no one thing that

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is a secret to a happy marriage because one thing

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cannot be the source of contentment in a relationship for

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all people. Every relationship is different, every person is different.

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Therefore every relationship is going to be different.

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I just figured strap on it would be such an

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awkward answer. Yeah.

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the Treehouse. This is the Treehouse Show. I'm Dan, He's Trey.

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That's Raj. Today is Monday, May twenty six, twenty twenty five.

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If you saw a fly on a spider web, would

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you try to set it free?

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No?

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No, me either.

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This is his dinner. That's his dinner.

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This is really is one of the weirdest surveys I've

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ever heard of. But a random poll asked people if

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you saw a fly on a spider web, would you

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set it free? And three percent of people said they would.

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I wouldn't set a person trapped in a spider web free.

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I'm certainly not going to try to set a fly free.

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Are you? Are you that afraid of spiders or you

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just don't want.

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To If you think about it, if if if a

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human got caught in a spider web. That would have

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to be a bitty that would have to be a

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pretty big spider and I'm I'm I'm not gonna tangle

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with that. You like that scene in Lord Lord of

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the Rings, you know when Frodo gets poked by the

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spider wrapped up and then uh Sam goes and saves him.

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If I'm Sam, that movie's over. Sorry, no more.

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Have you seen Lord of the Rings? I have. I've

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also read them as well, So that's where the that's

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where the nerd side comes in. And that's when I

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realized I don't like the fantasy stuff because we were

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forced to read it in high school, you know, and

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a ap English.

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Yeah, is that something in the movie that was accurate

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in the books, because I've never read the Tolkien books.

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So when Frodo gets almost eaten by the spider that

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was in the books. Yeah, it's a good thing. It wasn't,

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was it, Sam Wise Gamgee, it's a good thing it was?

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And Wise Gamgy, Yeah it was Dan Wise Gamgy. I'd

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be alive for it will be dead and sorrow would

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be you know, partying. I'm not fighting massive spiders. It's

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not happening.

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I mean, you go to the gym, you work out.

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I think you could. I think you could just kind

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of toss it and save your buddy.

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And because of that, I'll I'll my legs will be

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fresh as I run away, and you get eaten in

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the spider web that you should have seen. I am.

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I am really surprised. Though three percent of people said

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they would actually try to save a fly in a

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spider web.

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I'm surprised it's that low. Yeah, really, yeah, I mean

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I know people that we'll catch like we'll we'll like

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wasps and like scorpions and like put them back outside

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and I'm like, what are you doing?

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Why are you touching that?

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Yeah, so they're like, oh, I don't want to kill it.

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It's you know, blah blah blah whatever. And they're all

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almost all very very young and believe in like this,

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the sanctity of that scorpion soul. They they want to

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make sure that they're right in the eyes of God,

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they're not killing in one of his creations. And I've

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seen that as well. So I'll f a wasp.

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Up, yes, amen. So when it comes to like spiders

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and scorpions, I'll try the cup method. To scoop it

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up and take it outside and then try to take

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it four or five miles away and dump it. I

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remember one night I got home and Tara's telling me.

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She's like, there's a spider. There's a spider in the

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lund room. Spider and laund room. So I went and

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got the Dicki's cup and the Fuzzies cup, the two

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you know, big cups, and try to get in there.

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And she wasn't being crazy female because it was a spider.

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And he's like e because she's not like that. But

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it was a big spider. It was it was it

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was one of those wolf spiders. So it's a house spider,

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but it was a big one. And I scoop it

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up and she's like, where are you gonna take it?

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I'm taking it out the front door. I said, I'm

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gonna take it like, you know, two or three houses down.

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She's like, no, go four or five, Like oh okay.

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Yes, that's when you that's when you find out she

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doesn't like the neighbor four or five houses down and

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has nothing to do. Bite that bitch over there.

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So I kind of get how some people may not

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want to just smush things right, away, especially if they're larger,

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like like just a couple of weeks ago, there was

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a tarantula outside the front door. Yes, I'm not gonna

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smash a tarantula. That's gonna be gross. That's gonna like it.

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Stuff's gonna shoot out, it's gonna be nasty. I'm gon

473
00:28:51.000 --> 00:28:53.160
have to clean that up. I'm never gonna look at

474
00:28:53.160 --> 00:28:55.960
that shoe the same way again. That's just gonna be gross.

475
00:28:55.960 --> 00:28:57.559
I don't want to see it. I'd rather I'd rather

476
00:28:57.680 --> 00:29:00.319
shoe it away like I did as a is to

477
00:29:00.359 --> 00:29:03.200
have that gross mess in my hands. But I'm with you, uh,

478
00:29:03.400 --> 00:29:07.240
if it's a if it's a wasp or something like that, Yeah, yeah,

479
00:29:07.240 --> 00:29:09.240
I'm with you. That wasp right up.

480
00:29:10.000 --> 00:29:13.319
Yeahs actually get a bad rap. I mean they're they're

481
00:29:13.440 --> 00:29:17.039
for the most part, really fairly harmless to humans and

482
00:29:17.039 --> 00:29:20.759
and just big and gross looking. But they eat bugs

483
00:29:20.759 --> 00:29:24.839
and everything else. Yeah, and wasp and especially a scorpion.

484
00:29:27.119 --> 00:29:29.400
That scorpion is gonna go meet it's maker.

485
00:29:30.640 --> 00:29:33.559
I believe that's I believe that's the reason why there's

486
00:29:33.599 --> 00:29:36.880
a hold currently on the flamethrower that I'm trying to

487
00:29:36.880 --> 00:29:43.920
purchase from Amazon, because it's technically for the weeds. But

488
00:29:44.559 --> 00:29:50.880
let's be serious. If I see a scorpion that flamethrowers,

489
00:29:51.240 --> 00:29:53.119
that flamethrower is going to be dual purpose.

490
00:29:53.839 --> 00:29:56.039
Now would you take the would you take the flamethrower

491
00:29:56.039 --> 00:30:00.319
to the tarantula? No? No, no, okay.

492
00:30:01.519 --> 00:30:03.720
And you have to be careful though, because I mean,

493
00:30:04.839 --> 00:30:07.119
if I set fire to the scorpion, I have to

494
00:30:07.200 --> 00:30:09.559
keep in mind that I may have just made it

495
00:30:09.599 --> 00:30:12.559
angrier and now it's coming at me on.

496
00:30:12.480 --> 00:30:17.319
Fire fire scorpion. Yeah, that's a that's a horrible way

497
00:30:17.319 --> 00:30:21.599
to go. That's even explaining that in the emergency room

498
00:30:21.599 --> 00:30:23.559
would be hilarious. Like, okay, So here's the deal.

499
00:30:24.000 --> 00:30:24.400
Mm hmm.

500
00:30:24.680 --> 00:30:26.319
I set that bastard on fire.

501
00:30:28.279 --> 00:30:31.559
Just so we know ahead of time when we see

502
00:30:31.599 --> 00:30:34.599
the alert that Saint Thomas is on fire, do we

503
00:30:34.799 --> 00:30:36.200
do we just delete.

504
00:30:35.799 --> 00:30:36.839
All these shows.

505
00:30:40.039 --> 00:30:41.119
Just assumed that it was me.

506
00:30:42.920 --> 00:30:44.279
Yeah, I'll get away. I'll tell you what.

507
00:30:44.359 --> 00:30:48.480
Here's what I'll do if if if that flamethrower order

508
00:30:49.000 --> 00:30:53.599
goes through Amazon and gets delivered, I'll let you know

509
00:30:53.680 --> 00:30:56.039
so we can time stamp the shows so we can

510
00:30:57.079 --> 00:30:58.039
legally protect me.

511
00:30:59.160 --> 00:31:01.480
Yeah, I'll just I'll just throw on the Indian accent

512
00:31:01.480 --> 00:31:04.960
and pretend to be Vickram from Bombay. I don't know

513
00:31:05.039 --> 00:31:05.559
any Dan.

514
00:31:11.880 --> 00:31:13.440
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Listeners Foundation. That's Treehouse on Air dot com. This is

526
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the Treehouse Show. I'm Daniel Malley along with Trey Trenholman

527
00:32:05.839 --> 00:32:09.640
Raj Sharma. Today is Monday, May six, twenty twenty five.

528
00:32:11.680 --> 00:32:17.839
Let's celebrate with some birthdays today. Brandy Cyrus turns thirty

529
00:32:17.880 --> 00:32:22.559
eight today. That is Miley's less famous older sister. M

530
00:32:24.599 --> 00:32:26.319
and Tara and I were talking about this just the

531
00:32:26.359 --> 00:32:30.480
other day, wondering about, uh, Miley Cyrus's voice and why

532
00:32:30.559 --> 00:32:33.119
it sounds that way. I just assumed it was from

533
00:32:33.119 --> 00:32:38.720
cocaine and smoking. But I just read a couple of

534
00:32:38.759 --> 00:32:42.039
days ago that she's got some type of a I

535
00:32:42.039 --> 00:32:48.640
forget what it's called, like a Ryankey's syndrome or something

536
00:32:48.720 --> 00:32:51.319
like that, that affects her vocal cords. And she has

537
00:32:51.400 --> 00:32:54.119
a polyop on her vocal cord. So the reason why

538
00:32:54.160 --> 00:32:58.880
Miley Cyrus's voice sounds the way it does is partly

539
00:32:58.960 --> 00:33:01.680
because of Apollo that's on the vocal cord that she

540
00:33:01.759 --> 00:33:05.799
doesn't want to have removed because if she does, it'll

541
00:33:05.880 --> 00:33:09.160
change her voice. I thought she did have it removed,

542
00:33:09.160 --> 00:33:11.200
and the deal was that she had to quit smoking.

543
00:33:11.599 --> 00:33:14.480
That's what I thought. I read when she was talking

544
00:33:14.519 --> 00:33:16.920
about a duet that she was doing with Dolly Parton,

545
00:33:16.960 --> 00:33:18.759
and she kind of brought it up, like what's going on?

546
00:33:18.839 --> 00:33:23.359
Your voice keeps getting raspier and deeper, and it's because

547
00:33:23.359 --> 00:33:27.759
she was apparently a chain smoker. And I thought, if

548
00:33:27.759 --> 00:33:30.400
I read, maybe that's the same thing that she didn't

549
00:33:30.400 --> 00:33:31.759
want to have it removed. But I thought it was

550
00:33:31.759 --> 00:33:33.720
said that she went and had the surgery done, but

551
00:33:34.160 --> 00:33:36.920
that's what got her to quit the she's I think

552
00:33:36.960 --> 00:33:39.960
she's sober now. I don't think she does alcohol drugs

553
00:33:40.039 --> 00:33:45.680
or cigarettes. But that could be wrong. But yeah, good

554
00:33:45.680 --> 00:33:48.440
for her. I mean to quit all that stuff to

555
00:33:49.200 --> 00:33:52.240
keep the voice. Like I always wondered stuff like with

556
00:33:52.359 --> 00:33:54.759
like Freddie Mercury was like a massive chain smoker, Like

557
00:33:54.759 --> 00:33:56.720
what his voice would have sounded like had he lived

558
00:33:57.119 --> 00:34:00.279
and Queen went on for another twenty years, Like what

559
00:34:00.319 --> 00:34:03.559
that would have sounded like? It's not gonna be the same.

560
00:34:04.079 --> 00:34:06.480
Like instead of Freddie Mercury, it sounds a little more

561
00:34:06.519 --> 00:34:15.320
like Tom Waite, like they just they just don't have

562
00:34:15.400 --> 00:34:16.159
the same sound.

563
00:34:16.320 --> 00:34:18.679
What is what is her? What does her sister do?

564
00:34:20.119 --> 00:34:20.880
I have no idea.

565
00:34:21.480 --> 00:34:24.760
Interesting, that's good, okay. I mean she's out of the limelight,

566
00:34:24.800 --> 00:34:26.199
so I mean I didn't know that there was I

567
00:34:26.239 --> 00:34:28.440
know there's a couple of I think she has a

568
00:34:28.480 --> 00:34:30.280
brother that's a musician as well.

569
00:34:31.719 --> 00:34:37.360
I just clicked to see on Instagram Brandy Cyrus one

570
00:34:37.360 --> 00:34:42.559
million followers. It says here she'll be at the Las

571
00:34:42.679 --> 00:34:45.440
Vegas Sphere or she's at the Las Vegas Sphere now

572
00:34:45.639 --> 00:34:49.440
until June twenty First she's oh, she's the resident DJ

573
00:34:49.719 --> 00:34:50.960
at the wind Is.

574
00:34:50.960 --> 00:35:00.280
Your actress DJ and podcast host? So unemployed? Nut? Yes?

575
00:35:00.559 --> 00:35:08.239
Yes, that's accurate. Sorry, I'm looking at the other birthdays. Okay.

576
00:35:08.280 --> 00:35:11.599
So the lead singer of the Fray, Isaac Slade, is

577
00:35:11.840 --> 00:35:16.519
forty four today. He plays Morgan Brody on CSI, or

578
00:35:16.599 --> 00:35:21.079
she plays Morgan Brody on CSI. Elizabeth Harnwa or Hornoy's

579
00:35:21.360 --> 00:35:25.800
you say she's forty six, Lauren Hill turns fifty. Matt Stone,

580
00:35:25.920 --> 00:35:30.719
co creator of South Park, is fifty four today. And

581
00:35:30.719 --> 00:35:33.679
I'm going to take this opportunity to tell you about

582
00:35:33.679 --> 00:35:36.599
a lesser known project that the South Park guys did

583
00:35:36.920 --> 00:35:38.840
years and years ago. If you've not seen it, you

584
00:35:38.880 --> 00:35:43.519
need to see the movie or Gasmo. That's the story.

585
00:35:43.760 --> 00:35:49.519
That's the story where Trey Parker is a Mormon missionary

586
00:35:50.000 --> 00:35:52.639
and he knocks on a house in the San Fernando

587
00:35:52.760 --> 00:35:55.000
Valley that just so happened to be shooting some adult

588
00:35:55.039 --> 00:36:00.719
films and he gets sucked into the Tawdrey adult film

589
00:36:00.719 --> 00:36:05.079
world of Los Angeles as a Mormon missionary and turns

590
00:36:05.119 --> 00:36:09.719
into a superhero in the process. Well, I highly recommend it.

591
00:36:10.559 --> 00:36:12.559
I saw that in the movie theater my senior year

592
00:36:12.599 --> 00:36:13.199
of high school.

593
00:36:14.199 --> 00:36:16.519
Was it a double feature with Ice Pirates beforehand?

594
00:36:17.199 --> 00:36:20.239
Now, Ice Pirates came out in nineteen eighty four. This

595
00:36:20.280 --> 00:36:21.880
came out in nineteen ninety eight.

596
00:36:22.000 --> 00:36:27.760
So and yes, for the people that are there's the

597
00:36:28.119 --> 00:36:30.400
movie is a little bit accurate. All of the porn

598
00:36:30.880 --> 00:36:33.960
that you see is filmed in the San Fernando Valley.

599
00:36:34.000 --> 00:36:36.880
I know that because I lived in the San Fernando

600
00:36:36.960 --> 00:36:38.000
Valley for twelve years.

601
00:36:38.079 --> 00:36:42.000
And you were you an extra? Were you an unwitting

602
00:36:42.079 --> 00:36:44.760
extra in multiple adult films? Like just in the background.

603
00:36:45.199 --> 00:36:47.159
Nope. But a buddy mine came to visit and we

604
00:36:47.199 --> 00:36:50.559
went to El Toedo to get some Mexican like Mexican

605
00:36:50.599 --> 00:36:52.199
food and have their happy hour. I think it was

606
00:36:52.239 --> 00:36:56.559
like two dollars Margarita's. And he started nudging, like, hey man,

607
00:36:56.599 --> 00:36:58.159
you know who that is? And I'm like no, He's like,

608
00:36:58.519 --> 00:37:01.280
that's mister Marcus. And I was like what is Is

609
00:37:01.320 --> 00:37:03.920
he an actor? And he's like no, it's an adult

610
00:37:04.159 --> 00:37:05.480
film star and I was like oh. And then he

611
00:37:05.559 --> 00:37:07.840
started looking around the room and that's where they all

612
00:37:07.880 --> 00:37:11.559
go for happy hour, apparently after a rough day's work.

613
00:37:11.679 --> 00:37:15.360
I guess, well, look, if you're shooting with mister Marcus

614
00:37:15.360 --> 00:37:17.400
on any given day, that is a rough day of work.

615
00:37:18.079 --> 00:37:22.039
I'm not familiar with his his his catalog, I don't

616
00:37:22.079 --> 00:37:23.960
think everybody to I think all you need to know

617
00:37:24.039 --> 00:37:26.280
is that he's is that he's a male porn star

618
00:37:26.400 --> 00:37:29.280
and his first name is mister.

619
00:37:34.239 --> 00:37:35.800
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631
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Heat is Raj Sharma. One more important story here on

632
00:38:29.360 --> 00:38:33.840
Memorial Day twenty twenty five. Important because it's important that

633
00:38:33.880 --> 00:38:39.679
we mention our service members and our military, our branches

634
00:38:39.679 --> 00:38:41.440
of the military, and how important they are to the

635
00:38:41.480 --> 00:38:44.400
safety and security of this great nation. And the way

636
00:38:44.440 --> 00:38:48.039
they do it sometimes is not the prettiest way, but

637
00:38:48.119 --> 00:38:51.440
that doesn't mean it's the only way. What I'm referring

638
00:38:51.480 --> 00:38:55.199
to is there is an army battalion that has recently

639
00:38:55.239 --> 00:39:02.440
banned the use of profanity. Okay, luck enforcing that in

640
00:39:02.480 --> 00:39:06.639
the middle of a war. But let's see the forty

641
00:39:06.719 --> 00:39:11.079
third a judent battalion issued a memo last month instructing

642
00:39:11.079 --> 00:39:15.840
military personnel to refrain from uttering expletives. The Army confirmed

643
00:39:15.920 --> 00:39:19.159
this an April seventeenth memo with a subject line that

644
00:39:19.239 --> 00:39:22.880
read Profanity Free Campus made it clear that the use

645
00:39:22.920 --> 00:39:26.239
of profanity, vulgar language, or rude gestures or remarks is

646
00:39:26.280 --> 00:39:30.280
prohibited for soldiers operating during duty hours at the unit,

647
00:39:30.280 --> 00:39:35.320
which is stationed at Fort Leonard Wood in Missouri. The

648
00:39:35.400 --> 00:39:38.960
memo specified that bad language will not be tolerated during meetings, briefings,

649
00:39:39.079 --> 00:39:43.199
or training exercises, and cannot be used when speaking with peers, trainees,

650
00:39:43.320 --> 00:39:46.760
or superiors. Clothing will not be allowed to depict any

651
00:39:46.760 --> 00:39:51.840
offensive language either. According to Fort Leonard Wood spokesperson Tiffany

652
00:39:51.880 --> 00:39:55.239
wood wheneverse you got that job, She says, this is

653
00:39:55.280 --> 00:39:57.719
a policy to correct actions that took place within the

654
00:39:57.840 --> 00:40:00.960
unit based on results of an investigation can abducted earlier

655
00:40:01.000 --> 00:40:04.960
this year. What were they saying in that Army unit?

656
00:40:05.039 --> 00:40:09.400
That was so bad that the United States Army said, yeah,

657
00:40:09.440 --> 00:40:12.039
we can't have them with the body mouths anymore.

658
00:40:14.000 --> 00:40:17.000
I don't know if it would be like somebody complained, right,

659
00:40:17.039 --> 00:40:18.840
it's got to be that. You got to be that

660
00:40:18.920 --> 00:40:21.159
person where you're like, hey, I don't like the way

661
00:40:21.159 --> 00:40:23.559
these guys are talking when I'm around you know whatever

662
00:40:23.599 --> 00:40:27.480
it is, Like I can't I mean, if if you're

663
00:40:27.480 --> 00:40:32.000
getting shot at, I think it's okay. I wouldn't be

664
00:40:32.079 --> 00:40:36.079
like almost defecated in my pants, like I would pick

665
00:40:36.079 --> 00:40:38.719
a shorter word, you know what I mean? Like I

666
00:40:38.760 --> 00:40:44.159
can't imagine not but I and in modern vernacular, like

667
00:40:44.159 --> 00:40:49.360
people cuss just in in regular conversation. So I I

668
00:40:49.480 --> 00:40:51.039
I can't imagine. We had a we had a coach

669
00:40:51.039 --> 00:40:53.840
in high school who wouldn't let you say dag because

670
00:40:53.840 --> 00:40:58.320
it was too close to dam, Like he'd make you run. Yeah, yeah, I.

671
00:40:58.840 --> 00:41:02.280
Just look you have. You have an entire battalion at

672
00:41:02.519 --> 00:41:06.639
a base in Missouri. An entire army battalion in Missouri

673
00:41:06.719 --> 00:41:10.760
has been told they can no longer swear good good luck.

674
00:41:14.199 --> 00:41:18.519
And if you listen real closely, you can hear marines

675
00:41:18.599 --> 00:41:19.519
laughing somewhere.

676
00:41:21.199 --> 00:41:23.679
I just like the Eddie, like they're just interviewing like

677
00:41:23.760 --> 00:41:25.719
the the other side and like you know, so what

678
00:41:25.760 --> 00:41:27.480
did you think you know? Fighting against those guys and

679
00:41:27.559 --> 00:41:30.679
be like they would very very well spoken, retty, polite people.

680
00:41:33.079 --> 00:41:35.280
Not one bad word came out with mouth.

681
00:41:36.039 --> 00:41:37.000
Killed everyone, but.

682
00:41:38.440 --> 00:41:41.079
They killed almost all of us, but polite the whole

683
00:41:41.079 --> 00:41:43.960
time in their bullets. That excuse me.

684
00:41:51.880 --> 00:41:54.800
For all things tree House. Go to Treehouse on Air

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687
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For me, it's at the Daniel Malley or Tray. It's

688
00:42:02.199 --> 00:42:05.320
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689
00:42:05.960 --> 00:42:09.360
and all seriousness. Thank you to all who have given

690
00:42:09.400 --> 00:42:14.440
everything for our country. And enjoy your Memorial Day because

691
00:42:14.480 --> 00:42:19.159
you can because of those who serve. Have a great

692
00:42:19.199 --> 00:42:20.960
rest of your day. We'll see you back here tomorrow

693
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