Life Finds a Way | The Treehouse Podcast, Episode 79

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It is time to leave your worries
outside and join me Dan O'Malley, Trade

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Trendholm, and Raj Sharma inside the
Treehouse. There are always reasons to get

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more stupid in your life, but
just the fact that it's Monday, that's

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one of the biggest right there.
So welcome and let's get stupid. So

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uh. In the Treehouse Plus episode, we just discussed how love is dead.

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So if you have not subscribed to
our Patreon but at patreon dot com

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slash tree House on Air five bucks
a month, you get a bonus episode.

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And I've been saying it for a
few months now since we launched Patreon

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that we'll have some other things coming, and that's still going to happen,

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but right now we just have the
one five dollars a month tire and with

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that you get a bonus episode typically
per week. When we did the five

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days a week, we just did
the five days a week. We didn't

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do a bonus episode that week.
But what I'm trying to get at is

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if you subscribe to our tree House
Plus program at Patreon dot com slash Treehouse

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on Air, other fun things are
coming. So the show was constantly fluid

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constantly changing, always open a new
possibilities and opportunities and ideas. And Patreon

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is where we we'll be asking you
know, some of you about some of

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those things as well, So you'd
like to have some input in the Treehouse.

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That's a good spot to start.
Patreon dot com slash Treehouse on air.

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You can also just email us.
We have email. Mine's been the

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same email address I think since two
thousand and two. Dan at Danielmalley dot

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com. It always shocks me when
people say how do I get up?

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Like they'll send me a Facebook message
or a message on Instagram, which I

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don't check as often. Uh,
Like, I don't know how to get

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a hold of you, dude,
I have had I've had first I'm not

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giving you my phone number, but
Trey Raj, you know I've had the

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same phone number forever. I had
one phone number when I got my first

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cell phone in the year two thousand
from Verizon, and I almost said it

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and I don't want to do it, but into two one four number and

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I have had the same number ever
since. That's twenty four years. I

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have had the same phone number.
And I will die with that phone number.

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That number will go to the grave
with me. You and I are

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in the same boat. I have
had mine since ninety six, and I'm

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it may be the only thing I
have left on my person and I have

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no dignity, no other damn it. I'm gonna have my cell phone number.

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My cell phone number is coming to
the grave with me. No one

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else gets it ever, That's mine. That's that's no one else ever gets

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it. I had. This is
my second number, and since the invention

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of phones and the excuse me,
the poor lady that has my number from

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years ago still gets still gets text
messages. And somebody told me she fired

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back one time. She goes,
I'm not the FN comic. It's funny

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because uh because in addition to having
my email Dan at danielmaley dot com,

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that means I've had my website Daniel
malle dot com since about two thousand and

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two, and I was the first
one. There are a few other Daniel

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Mallley's that wanted it and they couldn't
get it because I had it. Like

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there was a guy that was running
for Congress in California and I got this

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is great. I still remember this
is back what we were doing the Saturday

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show on CBS. I got an
email a couple of times from the Dan

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O'Malley, who was running for either
state senate in California or a congressional seat

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in California. Didn't have a very
good chief of staff. I know that

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because his chief of staff emailed me. Thank you. He was emailing him

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and I just say, hey,
you might want to double check some things

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here. Uh anyway, no more
hookers. Yeah, by the way,

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you're emailing member of the media.
If I wasn't in Texas, i'd be

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I'd really be blackmailing you right now. And there was like a dog trainer

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in like Michigan or Minnesota that wanted
my website to think of a dog training

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like, no, I'm using this
thing. Yeah, if you ever want

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to get ahold of us, we're
very accessible. It's don't go to comedian

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rog dot com. Yeah, I
don't do that. That's a that's a

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weird like pigal gaming site, Chinese
porn. That's it. I don't know

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why they thought. I go whatever, however you say when you're getting it

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on that that's between you and that
individual. And then Ronsharma dot com.

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I appreciate the guy. He's a
realtor in Toronto, and when we reached

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out to him, he said it
would be fifteen thousand dollars for us to

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get the domain back, and we
said no and he goes. But next

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time he's in Toronto, I'd love
free tickets to the show. Yeah,

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like the balls on this guy fifteen
thousand dollars, but you want free tickets

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to my show, I should have
send him over like a link on from

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go Daddy. It's like like an
f U Rajsharma dot com say hey,

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this is available if you want it. So anyway, same funny. So

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we are we are very accessible and
we're happy to be that. So Patreon

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dot com, slash tree us on
air. There's also a lovely fan run

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Facebook group, which is kind of
cool. Occasionally I will stick my head

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in there see what's going on,
make sure I don't get whacked like a

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whack a mole. And there's even
a subreddit that people will occasionally post.

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My point is we're around, we're
accessible. You can also email us at

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Treehouse on air at gmail dot com. There is some important news going on

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in the world that we have to
touch on. Okay, and like many

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things in life, in this world, there has an artistic beginning. Okay,

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many years ago in the nineties,
before I got my first cell phone

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number, but I think even maybe
like two years before Trey got his cell

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phone number, there was a movie
that was very prophetic that most of us

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took for granted at the time,
with a very interesting character that we didn't

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realize how essential not only to the
film and the franchise, but to the

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planet that he actually was despite being
fictional. What I'm getting at is Jeff

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Goldbloom in Jurassic Park, because he
said these amazing words, and they hold

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true today. There's one thing the
history of evolution has tossed that life will

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not be contained. Life breaks free. It expands the new territories, and

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it crashes through barriers painfully, maybe
even dangerously. But oh there it is.

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There it is. You're implying that
a group composed entirely of female animals

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will breed. No, I'm simply
saying that life finds a way. Now

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here's your current example of that.
A steamray's pregnancy baffles aquarium staff with no

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males to mate with it. Wow. Jeff Goldbloom knew a female steam ray

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at a North Carolina aquarium is pregnant, leaving staffers puzzled over how a fish

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living without a male companion is reproducing. These are experts, they would they

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should know this. The aquarium and
Shark Lab by Team Echo in Hendersonville announced

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on a Facebook post the other day
that its stingray Charlotte, is expecting.

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But according to the aquarium, there's
something fishy about their pregnancy because they don't

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have any male stingrays in that tank. They do say, however, there

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are two possible explanations for this once
in a lifetime science mystery. One way

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is a very rare process called arthenogenesis, in which the eggs develop on their

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own without fertilization and create a clone
of the mother. Okay, okay.

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The second explanation for Charlotte's pregnancy is
a bit more weird science. They say

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the stingray may have made it with
a male shark that was added to the

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tank in July. So we either
get life finds a way to reproduce on

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its own, which is Jurassic Park
level scary, or a sting ray and

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a shark got together to create the
next film franchise on the Sci Fi Channel,

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Or God, I can't wait,
or Bubba the guy who cleans the

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tank. No no, no no
no no no no no no no no

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no no no no. You remember
the scene in Little Nikki. No no

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Bubba half Bubba half sting ray Ray. I think he already is. Now

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it's gonna be Bubba ray Ray.
All right, It's immediately time to run

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to run new background checks on all
aquarium staff, because just because your record

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was clean when you got hired,
does it mean that it stayed clean throughout

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the throughout your employment. I mean
it is North Carolina. I mean,

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you know it makes sense. When
I saw Trey's face, I was like,

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he's thinking the exact same thing.
I think, Oh god, it

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was tell him where I tell him
where Bubba had him put that stinger.

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That's so foul. Have you guys
seen have you guys seen the photos of

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the steam Rays near the Cayman Islands
where it's the Steam Rays City and they're

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on they're like they're like they'll they'll
jump on on people's backs and they'll take

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photos. They're smiling. Huh.
Bubba was like, that's a pretty mouth.

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She came on to me, she
jumped on me. She was asking

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for it. You know how at
the beginning of the show and I said,

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let's get stupid. You are one
hell of a leader, Dan.

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I believe that I am a true
inspiration to you. So because like Martin

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Luther King had a dream, I
have you Oh oh oh that poor thing?

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What what? Why? Why are
we assuming the sting Rays displeased?

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I don't know. I would I
just would assume that. I mean probably

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because Bubba denied it and I'm gonna
take care of the kids. That's the

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final episode. I mean, that's
kind of where you you should punch out

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on finding out On the Marty Povich
Show on Who's the Father is when Maury

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looks to his left and the guest
is a fish and the guy and the

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guy waiting in the wings is Bubba. Be the same reaction if they say

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it's not the father, something will
be flopping around. Are you questioning your

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life choices? Dan? All of
them? You're listening to The tree House.

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Visit us online that Treehouse on air
dot com. I'll be changing my

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number now. I don't want to
talk to you about everything. We'll email

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you this week at the Dallas Comedy
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Daniel, we are past Marti grad now,

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which means we are in the middle
or at the middle, but at

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the beginning of Lent, are you
giving up anything. I have tried a

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couple of years to give up alcohol
for Lent. I can make that usually

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happen to about week two and then
before I get arrested for killing somebody,

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I generally have to give in and
have a shot or two. So that's

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been something I have done in the
past. This year, I've not made

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any kind of I guess ideas yet
Ash Wednesday just around the corner or just

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happened, and so yeah, I
haven't really made any choices to do anything

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yet this year. Actually, I
think you have. You just don't realize

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it yet. You need to verbalize
it. What you've given up for Lent

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is murder. Murder is truly the
one thing that I can say I have

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Johnson at the Dallas Comedy Club in
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in the twenty fourth Dallastash Comedy Club
dot com. So on the heels of

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life finds away, which I'm now
left feeling I wish it wouldn't because maybe

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it's not so much that life found
a way, but Bubba did. There's

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another way in which a life presents
itself, and that is in the rearrangement

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of furniture. So in the world
of relationships, sometimes you come home and

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things are different. Roj, you
experienced this last week. You went to

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the bathroom and came back to find
your apartment completely remodeled. And that happened

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in the span of like four four
and a half minutes. Four minutes.

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Yeah, And there's a game Tara
and I have played many times over the

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years, and that game is it's
not a sexy game. It's the game

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is called uh, What's Different?
And the game typically starts with a text

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message. And this is how this
game started. Just a couple of days

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ago, I was I was at
the gym, and I was I was

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stopping to get breakfast to bring back
home, and she's like, okay,

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great, and when you get home, we're going to play a game.

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And now I don't even need to
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what the game is. We've been
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the game is. At this point. It's what's different. There's no spokes

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models, there's no rod Roddy,
there's no glitz, there's no glam.

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It's just walking the door and be
trying to figure out, all right,

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what happened? No plinko, no
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over notice right away. Instead,
the game is, okay, what's different?

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I can ask a question? Please. So you're you're telling you know

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how you receive the call and came
home in this. So how many times

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do you do this to tear None? Oh okay, so gotcha. It's

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a one way. I'm forever.
I'm I'm forever the contestant, never the

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host. Yeah, your game is
what's different? My game is Where's my

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Ship? Yours is on a streaming
platform, minds on the Game Show Network.

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So uh, usually we play and
I'm usually usually okay at it.

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I can spot certain things, but
if there's if there's like small things,

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and I'm probably not gonna catch them. So does she do this because she

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likes re arranging things or is this
just a cruel way of her just poking

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fun at the fact you have memory
holds in your memory. Thankfully it's neither,

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because honestly, it could be the
latter, and she could have a

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field day, Like she could just
change things every day and not tell me

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and just see if I notice.
I would just love it. Came home

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from the gym with breakfast and there
was just a different dude there, and

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You're like, who are you like? And there Lizzy and goes, who

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are you? What are you doing
in my house? So now that would

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be some next level gas lighting.
A buddy of mine, Tom Tran,

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was an army ranger and he was
shot in Iraq. He was like sniped

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on the top of his head.
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injury. And so every time way
of saying that, I don't have a

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good excuse for my memory loss.
But also whenever we go out to like

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when I'm back in La and we
go out to drink he'll forget that he

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bought the first round. That's how
bad. Like yours isn't that bad?

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Like he'll buy the first round and
then we'll finish that dream. He's like,

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so the next round's on me,
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he's paid for everything. Okay.
So what I'm hearing is, and

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Tracy, if you agree with me, is we need to find him a

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service dog that will keep track of
the tab there and make Raj pay or

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find some better friends who go,
hey, buddy, you got it last

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time. Very true? Yeah,
yeah, all those things would be accurate.

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No, So I get home and
then we had to play the game.

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Okay, what's different? And I'm
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I don't see anything different. You
guys could play it right now looking behind

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me. You can be like,
okay, what's different? Well, then

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nothing. There's that black foor NATO
fan that up there is the sign that

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was given us to our friends Brian
Lenae of it's a uh. It's like

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a collage of different DFW bars or
actually Dallas bars and their logos, some

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of which are no longer in existence, like one of the one of our

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favorites up there is the Loon.
Oh yeah, original loon, not the

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second one. But anyway, and
there's your TV behind me, some chairs

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and stuff, so nothing down here. And I spent about five minutes looking

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around. I'm like, I don't
see anything. What different. She's like,

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Oh, it's not downstairs, it's
upstairs. So then I go upstairs

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and I noticed it immediately. So
I was good at the game this time.

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I was really good at the game
because she had taken our king sized

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bed and shifted it ninety degrees to
a different wall. That's pretty easy to

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notice the difference. Yeah, and
what was a function thing? No,

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it was just a functional thing.
Reason Trey that that she does it isn't

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to mess with me or the other
thing. She's not gonna admit that.

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No, then that's not the reason
she doesn't. She doesn't because she's right.

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She doesn't need to ask my permission
to move the bed when she knows

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it's going to be better on the
wall that she moved it, and she

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is. It's not like I'm gonna
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yeah, I mean like there was
like the bed's supposed to go on this

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one specific wall, but moving it
to the next wall made the room almost

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feel like get a doubled in size. Now we can walk around the bed

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more easily and not trip over certain
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And I just I thought of you, Raj, because I came home

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to a to a different house the
way you did last week. And so

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I'm left with the question, is
is it nesting season? Like Daisy?

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When you when you leave to go
to work and come home, has Daisy,

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your three pound shawabe rearrange the living
room. She just wraps her tongue

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around an automate and moves it across
the room. No, the cat does

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that. At least you get you
get a text message saying when you get

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home, see what's different. I
just walk out and come back in,

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and I'm like, I can't find
anything. I don't know where anything went.

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I don't know. And at least
at least I had, you know,

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like a couple of hours, you
know, from when I left the

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house and came back. You,
Raj, It's like you're in the middle

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of a play and they have to
do a quick set change. Yeah,

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while you go off stage, and
they got to change you know, New

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York to la in the matter of
minutes. As far as the sets concerned,

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that's what happened to you. You
go back in the bathroom, you

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come back. It's a whole new
world. Yes, and it was very

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impressive. I'm like, in four
four and a half minutes to redo the

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entire living room was pretty impressive.
And that's why I said that she had

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to have done micro adjustments along the
way just to get it ready for the

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go date. Like when it was
go time, she could knock it out

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in four minutes, no problem,
but it took like four weeks of preparation

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to get there. No, no, don't remember, no, I remember

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what. We're watching Castle, and
I was like, I gotta I gotta

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go do my business. I'll be
right back. And then came back and

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everything was different. We have a
whole new TV stand now. I didn't

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know where that came from. Again, very very impressive. It's not only

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impressive, but it's highly ironic that
you're watching Castle. Go to you go

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to the you go to the bathroom, you sit on your throne for about

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four and a half minutes, and
you come out and your kingdom is completely

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different. I was throned, your
your queen did some ship that's what we

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have to call the game. Now, Queen's doing some ship and that's why

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the cord was attached to the vacuum
cleaner for for my for my laptop.

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I don't know how that happened.
I don't know why, but that's where

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it was. So I'm again just
wondering, is it Is it nesting season?

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I think I think? I think
so, because when when two things

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happen in such uh in such a
short time span, there's got to be

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some sort of connection. It can't
just be random. Life found a way.

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In the words of Goldbloom, preferably
the shirtless one on the he's laying

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down there. I would hate it
though, if I if I came home

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and it's Goldbloom changing into the fly
and I don't know what these where they're

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just puking on everything. What's different? That was my main point for this

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whole brief conversation was is there something
going on? I'd say, is there

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something in the water, But ros
you're twenty two hundred miles away, and

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you drink different water than I do, and the woman drinks different water than

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than mine does. So I didn't
know if there was some sort of cloud

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sink that was happening with the there
has to be some sort of like something

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happening. I'm going to be gone
till Monday, till next week, so

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I want to make sure when I
get back, I know where everything is.

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And your chances of that are very
I'm curious. I'm just you know,

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I'm curious by nature. So I
asked questions. Yeah, yeah,

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you know, it's so do I
again my questions? Where's my shit?

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That's the question that I have to
ask every time I come home. Where's

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my stuff? Tray? Check your
phone? Usually he's good at seeing it.

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Oh yeah, I totally blew that
one. I saw you look at

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your watch. I was like,
well, maybe he saw it on his

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watch and then and then there was
nothing. No, I got sorry,

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I'll set it back up just just
for the hell of it. So I

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wonder if there's a connection or if
it's random. I don't think it's random,

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because, as Jeff Goldblum said,
finds a way, So I don't

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think it's you know, random that
Raj your woman rearranged things and my wife

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moved the bed to a different wall. No, that's probably where a new

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husband likes it. So now the
question is do we fix it and post

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or just leave the show of hands, leave it in, leave it since

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anatomous, we leave it. You're
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that Treehouse on air dot com two
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I know you are a You are
a tried and true Catholic. You

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are a religious and spiritual person.
So lent, have you given up anything?

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Just started? I have. I'm
an avid procrastinator. I will always

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do a good job, but I
have not figured out what I'm giving up

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yet. So the short answer to
that is no. I'd like to give

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up stress. I'd like to just
go to bed every day and just let

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go. But that's not me.
I need like a coloring book and a

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Xanax. Okay, well, I
just heard like three or four things that

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you could give up for lent that
would be a true test of your faith.

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One would be the coloring book,
Two would be the xon X you

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know, three would be procrastination.
Give up give up one of those for

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lent Well. I don't actively have
any xanax or a coloring book. I'm

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just saying that I could probably be
one of those people that could very easily

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walk into a doctor's office and go
I have a problem. I'm an active

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overthinker, stress or procrastinator, panic
all the time. Whatever you want to

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give up, that's between you and
Jesus Jesus. We're giving up stress.

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We're gonna try. Do you want
to be my stress? Oh? What's

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the word? We're gonna pick care, stress, abandonment, buddy. I'll

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check in with you every Friday.
Are you stress? Great? So now

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we have a support group of two. Yeah, how can I How can

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I do a plumbing segue? I
probably can't, but it doesn't matter.

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You want to call Jacqueline and Brooks
Plumbing for any and all those plumbing wants

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and needs two one, four,
three, six, eight thirty eight thirty

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Texas dot com. You're in the tree

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house, visit us online at Treehouseonair
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Texas dot Com. I like to point

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out we've only done two segments here, but with a third to go,

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and I'm very pleased with how things
have gone today. I already feel like

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if there was a stupid cup,
I believe it's runneth over. I feel

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like now I feel like we have
a new idea for for some merch.

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Would he like a stupid cup for
the Treehouse? Yes, with a fill.

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My cup is full of stupid.
I just have a picture of you

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with your hands up, you know, just going where's my stuff? Actually

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it should be Actually that'd be a
different cup for Ris called Where's My Ship?

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Yeah, that would be perfect.
I would give that to her for

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for birthday. Brother. Are you
did you throw something at a cat?

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Yeah? Yeah, the cat likes
to uh he likes to scratch on the

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entertainment center. So you'd like to
throw tennis small sum not a tennis ball,

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it's a It was the little uh
mini rubber Treehouse basketball that we threw

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from the avenue grade float here.
Gotcha through that at the cat, Yeah,

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I through through promotional merch to get
him. So now you need a

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second cup so that can also be
filled with stupid and watch it runneth over

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and hopefully not chunked at a cat. No, because that'd be a steel

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cup and that'd be bad. I
don't I don't want to go from stupid

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to special, especially with the cat. Fine line? Is it? Is?

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It? Very much? Is?
Yeah? I feel like we're only

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like, uh like just one bad
decision away from all of us permanently wearing

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helmets in here. Anyway, Trey, I believe you had mentioned to me

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before that you had something to share
with the class, I mean trios.

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Have any of y'all ever used,
like do y'all ever use like sound YouTube

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videos or sound machines like like create
like white noise, black noise? You

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know, like I found like the
latest thing that really is helping me sleeping

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sleep is brown noise? What is
the Are we doing an impromptu version of

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wrong answers only because I got a
few. No. Yeah. The first

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thing that pomped into my head was
when headphones in and some guy going please

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go to sleep. Just no,
go to sleep. He is waiting for

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you. I was he was going
to say that he was listening to snippets

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of this show, but just the
RAJ clips. Anything to help you sleep,

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buddy. I want to explore this
more though. So, so you

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got a sleep machine that somehow is
tapped into brown noise. I go,

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and I have a sleep machine for
a white noise. But then I've been

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going on YouTube and and that felt
a little racist, like why should the

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why should the waits get all the
noise when there's there's noises of color that

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are unfairly treated, There's there's different
noises to help people sleep. I mean

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black noise matters. Uh, I
guess it does. Black noise is very

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very soothing. What does the black
noise ship? God, damn it.

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You gotta be kidding. Come on, call the funk back to sleep.

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Yeah. So I think that would
definitely qualify as the black noise on on

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a sleep machine. And it works. It scaresy to sleep. At least

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our version of the brown noise make
you giggle, Yes, go to sleep

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please. So the other, the
other version that I had in my head

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when you said that you you like
brown noise to help you go to sleep?

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Was what really does this? Does
that lull you into a deep slumber?

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So you know, I've tried the
I've tried the white noise, which

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is basically just former NBC anchor Brian
Williams telling lies about his exploits in Iraq

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and Afghanistan. We've heard the black
noise, which is of course Samuel L.

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Jackson's reading Go the f to Sleep
children's book for adults. We heard

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the brown noise option, from which
was please go to sleep. I like

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how when you say you still do
the head wiggle? Only for you guys

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or anybody else watching the YouTube thing, This is where you need to join

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Patreon, Patreon dot com, slash
Treehouse on air you can see the full

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video of these shows and you can
see Raj do the Indian head wiggle.

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Or then there's the other, the
other brown noise sleep option. I will

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commend you try. You found a
You found a sleep machine with many options?

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Oh yeah, it's got all sorts
of settings, does it? Does

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it have one of your ex girlfriend
settings? That's not gonna help me sleep?

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But to answer your question, finally, yes, we actually Tara and

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I mainly Tara will use a sleep
machine thing. We actually recently got a

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sleep machine because it's a little bit
louder and it plugs into its own dedicated

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sleep machine with noises on it.
Before that, she was just using an

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app on her phone or a YouTube
thing that it was just you know,

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night noises. The problem is when
we moved into this house on Saint John

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on Bordeaux Mountain, which the elevation, as I've told you guys before,

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has us in what's known as the
moist forest, and there's different creatures that

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live up here versus other parts of
the island which are dryer. Up here

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in the moist forest, there are
all different sorts of critters and creatures and

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bugs and amphibians that we hear throughout
the night. And the setting she had

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on her phone for the sleep setting
sounded exactly like the noise we hear when

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we open up the window. So
we needed something a little different. So

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the actual sound machine that she has
now it seems to we work a little

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bit better. It also drowns me
out. Gotcha, I didn't I didn't

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know you. I didn't know you
guys had trouble sleeping. Is that a

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thing it's just is that a white
person thing I don't know that keeps us?

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The bats keep us awake. Wait, you're one of those pricks that

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don't have problems sleeping. No,
I have no issues. I can lay

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down as long as I have to
have the TV on, but even that

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could be on mute, just as
long as there's something. There's some light

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there so in case I have to
pee in the middle of the night,

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I don't stub my toe. But
I didn't know you guys had issues sleeping.

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Most people do. Maybe, maybe, maybe you do need to explore

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more of this brown noise because it
seems to be working. I just assume

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Yeah has tapes of himself telling you
saying, go to sleep, go to

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sleep. Thanks other, Raj.
Let's give it a quick test, Raj.

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Let's let's hear some of your brown
noise types for tray and see what

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happens. Gee, it's nighttime,
now go to sleep. We'll lull him

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a little bit, like tell him
to close his eyes and stuff. This

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sounds that's the weirdest thing we've ever
done, as friend. Close your eyes.

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Gee, the bed is so comfortable, Daisy right next to you,

456
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jeans are coming go to sleep.
Chicken cut eye, chicken pick Camasa.

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If you're listening to the show,
Trey has just slowly dissented out of his

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camera frame onto the floor in front
of his desk. And now it's important

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to sound like we're calling golf because
I don't want to wake him up.

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00:40:13.559 --> 00:40:17.400
All right, while he's out,
Raj put in some good hypnosis stuff that

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we can get him to do when
he wakes up. You like to go

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to work naked? You don't.
You don't like pants anymore, But you're

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going to sleep so well? Yes, JE tell him he likes man or

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something to tell him, tell him, tell him that he needs to spend

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more time on his mother's Your mother
really misses you. And what the fuck?

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It seems to work? That's by
far the best brown noise, oh

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man hack, A lot better than
the Apple iPhone factory in China. Just

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a bunch of crying kids. I
didn't even mean to hit that beat,

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and yet it worked. I really
did me. This is stupid again.

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I'm just beeping like left and right. Actually, maybe maybe that's not me

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hitting it. Maybe it's the kids
in trying to send me morse code for

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help. I can't do that so
less almost like well, I'd say two

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of my stupid clubs have run it
over. Thank you, gentlemen, I

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appreciate it. We will see you
for the next episode inside the Treehouse on

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Frippy. We appreciate it.