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It is time to leave your worries outside and laugh
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with us inside the treehouse. I'm Daniel Maley along with
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Trey Trenholm, Raj Sharma and Jerry called well today inside
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the Treehouse. Lace Potato Chips is going through a rebrand.
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The Supreme Court is telling Alex Jones he can f
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right off, but we are going to start today with
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absolutely everything you ever wanted to know about getting penis filler,
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which is very little. The trend is on the rise.
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Thank you, Thank you, Esquire Magazine, everything you wanted to
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know about getting penis filler. The trend is on the rise,
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But what does it really like to get it? We,
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being Esquire Magazine, went under the needle to find out.
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Is we really why we are in Florida?
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No, no, no.
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If you do this, if you, if you do this
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show next week from Istanbul, we'll know.
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Medical tourism. I got a quote in Florida. It was
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just cheaper, so much cheaper in Istanbul. So we as
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opposed to Fort Lauderdale. No, I'm only in Florida out
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of a matter of circumstance with our house being rented
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and us just killing some time in Florida. That is it,
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and that is all I believe you. Thank you. So
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let's get back to the story at hand. Everything you
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wanted to know about getting penis filler Thanks to Esquire Magazine.
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They say the trend is on the rise, but what
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is it really like to get it? Esquire Magazine went
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under the needle to find out. Since the dawn of time,
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men have been trying to make their wieners bigger. Over
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the centuries, the quest for meteor members has led to
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using weights to elongate the shaft, as recommended in the
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Kama Sutra. Thank you, Roj, You're welcome.
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I didn't write it. I'm a fan, I'm a follower.
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Yep.
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Using venomous snake bites to swell the wiener, a favorite
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of the sixteenth century Brazilian Taponama tribe. I wonder whether
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they're gone now, but that spider remains. Yeah, the invention
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of the penis pump in eighteen seventy four. Eighteen seventy four,
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I had no idea the pump was that old. I mean,
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I don't know when it was invented, but I definitely
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would not have guessed the nineteenth century, Like the Civil
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War had only been over for like nine years, and
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that's part of reconstruction. I don't think is taught enough
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in the history books anyway, And shortly after the first
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penile implant surgery in eighteen ninety five. Wow. In fact,
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one could argue that the timeline of junk and larging
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innovations is in fact a reflection of human history itself.
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Or maybe dudes just have always wanted to be bigger. Luckily,
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in the year of Our Lord twenty twenty five, men
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who want bigger packages don't have to submit to snake bites.
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We're living in the era of penis filler, an enhancement
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technique that more and more experts agree is not only
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effective but generally safe for the uninitiated. Penis filler utilizes
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the same type of dermal fillers used to enhance facial
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features and takes them downtown to pump up the wiener.
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Dermal fillers are made from hyaluronic acid or other materials
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like calcium yep milk, and while they're all proven safe
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and FDA approved for use in the face and sometimes
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other areas, none have been approved for use in the
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wiener at least not yet. Just a little bit more
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info here. The fact that using filler to make wieners
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bigger is considered an off label use is not stopping
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men from seeking out the treatment. No shocker there. The
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demand for wiener filler has grown significantly in the past
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few years. Fallaphil, a trademarked and licensed penis filler procedure,
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is available in twenty States as well as Canada and
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Puerto Rico. UH Plastic surgeon David Schaefer, founder of the
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Schaefer Clinic in New York City, developed his own Schaefer
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Wit and Girth technique, also known as SWAG, which has
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ballooned into his most performed procedure. Just imagine all the
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years in medical school, all the money's spent, all the
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studying and you finally have a procedure that you're willing
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and proud to put your name on. And it's for
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making wieners bigger forever associating you with it. I guess
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there are worse things, but some doctors set out to
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cure cancer. This guy's making dreams come true.
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Does it make your penis look like you know, it's
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like vertical duck lips?
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I too, Trey have many questions. Oh. Chris Bustamante, that's
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a fitting last name, founder of Lushful Esthetics in New
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York City and San Diego, has seen a one hundred
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and sixty percent increase in clients seeking him out for
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his penis filler procedure in the past year alone. He
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averages three to four procedures per day, with about half
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of patients flying in from out of state. The penis
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filler is here, who's lining up?
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I'm good?
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I am I am all beef no fillers.
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So you're like good to know.
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You're like you're like a Nathan's hot dog. That's right.
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H Wow.
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This really does bring to the forefront how willing men
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are to try to go bigger because as some of
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those older methods pointed out weight to hang it lower,
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snake bites to pump it up from swelling, all these
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different methods just to make them bigger. Now men have
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to decide are you willing to take a needle to
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the junk for it to get bigger? And just from
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the four of us here inside the treehouse, we're all
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kind of sitting on our hands like on that or
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you know, we're all redwoods, which is statistically impossible.
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Yeah, on my Instagram there's a the first porn start
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ever following on Instagram. I was talking about this because
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that's this is her profession. She said women prefer average
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size winners because they don't hurt. So the idea that
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women want there might be some I'm not saying there's
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exceptions to every rule, but the idea that women want
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every guy to have this huge member, uh is is false.
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And that's really sweet of her to say it. Pop
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culture and lots of other women would beg to differ. Yeah, which,
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by the way, no women ever begs to differ in
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front of an average member. There's there's really no begging there.
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I will say this, Uh, this is one of those
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few times where men and women are completely on the
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same page. This is this is this is plastic surgery. Psyche.
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We as men can tell women, or our women specifically,
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you look great. You don't need procedure X. But it
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doesn't matter because she wants it. She needs it to
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make herself feel better. As men, our woman could tell us,
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or guy whatever could say, No, you're great, I love it.
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It's perfect. Don't change a thing. But it doesn't matter
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if you're afraid to take off. It doesn't matter if
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you're afraid to take a shower in the locker room,
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especially if Travis Kelsey is around. So that's more for
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us as well. It's a it's a self esteem thing.
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There's a reason why BDE is a known phrase because
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if you got it, you have a tendency to swing
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it right, and if you don't, you usually look like
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you live in mom's basement. Forever, Dan tell us? How?
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How tell us more about your feelings about this?
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Mm hmmm?
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Is Tara happy with with the procedure?
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Well?
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Do you see her?
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Was she? Was? She gentle? About how long do you
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have to wait before?
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Does it smooth out? Or is it lumpy for a while?
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Which may not necessarily be all bad?
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Her pleasure.
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Yeah, which is another angle to to approach. If you
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go to one of these doctors who are specializing in
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Wiener filler procedures, can you ask for a little extra
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in certain spots so then you you do have ridges
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and you are ribbed for her pleasure? Or is that
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going to be too much?
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I don't know. Dan, tell us to shut up.
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Trey, It's not why I'm in Florida.
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You're Trehouse.
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Visit us online at Treehouse on air dot com.
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Much like the injection, this backfired on me. Let's get
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immediately saw the problem but they didn't.
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You know, a lot of times people call us out
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for leaks. That's a very common thing. You know, we
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have a leak in our house, we don't know where
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it's coming from, you know, and majority of the time
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every time it rains, the rain just poured pipe. And
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then I guess when it you know, goes past the
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insulation and all the other stuff up at the attic,
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only it gets to your your roof or your ceiling,
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probably seventy five percent of the time. Leak diagnosis and
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finding problems are pretty simple, but there are times where
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you have to do very in depth water test. You
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got to climb up in the attic and these little
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tiny cubbies, I mean almost get claustrophobia. Sometimes any hit
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dfw or that website cookdfw dot com. Speaking of tiny
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wieners and fillers of society, the Supreme Court has told
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Alex Jones he can just fuck right off and not one,
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but two big thumbs up for me for them on
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this More specifically, the Supreme Court has turned away Alex
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Jones's attempt to block the one point four to one
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point five billion dollar defamation judgment against him. The conspiracy
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theorist had asked the justices to immediately intervene, warning that
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the ownership of his info wars website could be transferred
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to the onion, which I think is very fitting and
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a chef's kiss.
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They'll be wonders with it.
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For sure. This, of course, the one point four billion
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dollar judgment against him was due to his description of
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the twenty twelve Sandy Hook Elementary School shooting as a
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hoax staged by crisis actors. The info Wars host had
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argued that a judge was wrong to find him liable
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for definition and infliction of emotional distress without holding a
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trial on the merits of allegations lodged by relatives of
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victims of the shooting, which killed twenty first graders and
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six educators in Newtown, Connecticut. The justices did not comment
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on the order, which they issued without even asking the
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families of Sandy Hook to respond to the appeal. An
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FBI ag who responded to the shooting also sued. A
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lawyer who represents Sandy Hook family said the Supreme Court
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had properly rejected Jones's latest desperate attempt to avoid accountability
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for the harm he has caused. So there's that.
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Then.
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A lawyer representing Jones said that where he did not
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immediately respond to an email speaking comment during his Daily
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show on Tuesday, Alex Jones said his lawyers believed his
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case was cut and dry. While he had predicted the
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High Court would not take up his appeal, I said, no,
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they will not do it because of politics. Yeah. Yeah,
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I don't think this has anything to do with politics.
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I think this has everything to do with you being
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a huge piece of shit. And I realized we typically
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shy away from expletives on the normal podcast of the show,