Oct. 16, 2025

Make It Alex Jones Big | Thursday October 16, 2025

Make It Alex Jones Big | Thursday October 16, 2025

We start off today with a story about penis enlargement procedures and why Dan is in Florida, the Supreme Court said no to Alex Jones, and Lay's wants you to know they use real potatoes (and less chemicals) now.  

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Expert Guide to Penis Filler: Injections, Cost, and If It Can Really Improve Your Sex Life


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the Treehouse. Lace Potato Chips is going through a rebrand.

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The Supreme Court is telling Alex Jones he can f

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right off, but we are going to start today with

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absolutely everything you ever wanted to know about getting penis filler,

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which is very little. The trend is on the rise.

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Thank you, Thank you, Esquire Magazine, everything you wanted to

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know about getting penis filler. The trend is on the rise,

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But what does it really like to get it? We,

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being Esquire Magazine, went under the needle to find out.

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Is we really why we are in Florida?

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No, no, no.

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If you do this, if you, if you do this

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show next week from Istanbul, we'll know.

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Medical tourism. I got a quote in Florida. It was

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just cheaper, so much cheaper in Istanbul. So we as

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opposed to Fort Lauderdale. No, I'm only in Florida out

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of a matter of circumstance with our house being rented

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and us just killing some time in Florida. That is it,

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and that is all I believe you. Thank you. So

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let's get back to the story at hand. Everything you

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wanted to know about getting penis filler Thanks to Esquire Magazine.

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They say the trend is on the rise, but what

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is it really like to get it? Esquire Magazine went

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under the needle to find out. Since the dawn of time,

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men have been trying to make their wieners bigger. Over

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the centuries, the quest for meteor members has led to

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using weights to elongate the shaft, as recommended in the

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Kama Sutra. Thank you, Roj, You're welcome.

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I didn't write it. I'm a fan, I'm a follower.

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Yep.

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Using venomous snake bites to swell the wiener, a favorite

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of the sixteenth century Brazilian Taponama tribe. I wonder whether

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they're gone now, but that spider remains. Yeah, the invention

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of the penis pump in eighteen seventy four. Eighteen seventy four,

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I had no idea the pump was that old. I mean,

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I don't know when it was invented, but I definitely

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would not have guessed the nineteenth century, Like the Civil

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War had only been over for like nine years, and

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that's part of reconstruction. I don't think is taught enough

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in the history books anyway, And shortly after the first

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penile implant surgery in eighteen ninety five. Wow. In fact,

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one could argue that the timeline of junk and larging

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innovations is in fact a reflection of human history itself.

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Or maybe dudes just have always wanted to be bigger. Luckily,

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in the year of Our Lord twenty twenty five, men

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who want bigger packages don't have to submit to snake bites.

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We're living in the era of penis filler, an enhancement

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technique that more and more experts agree is not only

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effective but generally safe for the uninitiated. Penis filler utilizes

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the same type of dermal fillers used to enhance facial

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features and takes them downtown to pump up the wiener.

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Dermal fillers are made from hyaluronic acid or other materials

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like calcium yep milk, and while they're all proven safe

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and FDA approved for use in the face and sometimes

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other areas, none have been approved for use in the

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wiener at least not yet. Just a little bit more

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info here. The fact that using filler to make wieners

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bigger is considered an off label use is not stopping

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men from seeking out the treatment. No shocker there. The

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demand for wiener filler has grown significantly in the past

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few years. Fallaphil, a trademarked and licensed penis filler procedure,

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is available in twenty States as well as Canada and

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Puerto Rico. UH Plastic surgeon David Schaefer, founder of the

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Schaefer Clinic in New York City, developed his own Schaefer

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Wit and Girth technique, also known as SWAG, which has

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ballooned into his most performed procedure. Just imagine all the

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years in medical school, all the money's spent, all the

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studying and you finally have a procedure that you're willing

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and proud to put your name on. And it's for

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making wieners bigger forever associating you with it. I guess

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there are worse things, but some doctors set out to

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cure cancer. This guy's making dreams come true.

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Does it make your penis look like you know, it's

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like vertical duck lips?

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I too, Trey have many questions. Oh. Chris Bustamante, that's

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a fitting last name, founder of Lushful Esthetics in New

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York City and San Diego, has seen a one hundred

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and sixty percent increase in clients seeking him out for

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his penis filler procedure in the past year alone. He

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averages three to four procedures per day, with about half

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of patients flying in from out of state. The penis

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filler is here, who's lining up?

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I'm good?

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I am I am all beef no fillers.

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So you're like good to know.

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You're like you're like a Nathan's hot dog. That's right.

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H Wow.

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This really does bring to the forefront how willing men

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are to try to go bigger because as some of

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those older methods pointed out weight to hang it lower,

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snake bites to pump it up from swelling, all these

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different methods just to make them bigger. Now men have

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to decide are you willing to take a needle to

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the junk for it to get bigger? And just from

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the four of us here inside the treehouse, we're all

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kind of sitting on our hands like on that or

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you know, we're all redwoods, which is statistically impossible.

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Yeah, on my Instagram there's a the first porn start

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ever following on Instagram. I was talking about this because

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that's this is her profession. She said women prefer average

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size winners because they don't hurt. So the idea that

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women want there might be some I'm not saying there's

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exceptions to every rule, but the idea that women want

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every guy to have this huge member, uh is is false.

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And that's really sweet of her to say it. Pop

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culture and lots of other women would beg to differ. Yeah, which,

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by the way, no women ever begs to differ in

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front of an average member. There's there's really no begging there.

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I will say this, Uh, this is one of those

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few times where men and women are completely on the

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same page. This is this is this is plastic surgery. Psyche.

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We as men can tell women, or our women specifically,

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you look great. You don't need procedure X. But it

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doesn't matter because she wants it. She needs it to

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make herself feel better. As men, our woman could tell us,

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or guy whatever could say, No, you're great, I love it.

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It's perfect. Don't change a thing. But it doesn't matter

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if you're afraid to take off. It doesn't matter if

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you're afraid to take a shower in the locker room,

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especially if Travis Kelsey is around. So that's more for

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us as well. It's a it's a self esteem thing.

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There's a reason why BDE is a known phrase because

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if you got it, you have a tendency to swing

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it right, and if you don't, you usually look like

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you live in mom's basement. Forever, Dan tell us? How?

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How tell us more about your feelings about this?

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Mm hmmm?

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Is Tara happy with with the procedure?

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Well?

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Do you see her?

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Was she? Was? She gentle? About how long do you

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have to wait before?

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Does it smooth out? Or is it lumpy for a while?

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Which may not necessarily be all bad?

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Her pleasure.

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Yeah, which is another angle to to approach. If you

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go to one of these doctors who are specializing in

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Wiener filler procedures, can you ask for a little extra

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in certain spots so then you you do have ridges

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and you are ribbed for her pleasure? Or is that

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going to be too much?

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I don't know. Dan, tell us to shut up.

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Trey, It's not why I'm in Florida.

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You're Trehouse.

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wieners and fillers of society, the Supreme Court has told

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Alex Jones he can just fuck right off and not one,

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but two big thumbs up for me for them on

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this More specifically, the Supreme Court has turned away Alex

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Jones's attempt to block the one point four to one

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point five billion dollar defamation judgment against him. The conspiracy

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theorist had asked the justices to immediately intervene, warning that

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the ownership of his info wars website could be transferred

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to the onion, which I think is very fitting and

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a chef's kiss.

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They'll be wonders with it.

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For sure. This, of course, the one point four billion

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dollar judgment against him was due to his description of

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the twenty twelve Sandy Hook Elementary School shooting as a

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hoax staged by crisis actors. The info Wars host had

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argued that a judge was wrong to find him liable

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for definition and infliction of emotional distress without holding a

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trial on the merits of allegations lodged by relatives of

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victims of the shooting, which killed twenty first graders and

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six educators in Newtown, Connecticut. The justices did not comment

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on the order, which they issued without even asking the

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families of Sandy Hook to respond to the appeal. An

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FBI ag who responded to the shooting also sued. A

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lawyer who represents Sandy Hook family said the Supreme Court

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had properly rejected Jones's latest desperate attempt to avoid accountability

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for the harm he has caused. So there's that.

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A lawyer representing Jones said that where he did not

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immediately respond to an email speaking comment during his Daily

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show on Tuesday, Alex Jones said his lawyers believed his

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case was cut and dry. While he had predicted the

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High Court would not take up his appeal, I said, no,

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they will not do it because of politics. Yeah. Yeah,

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I don't think this has anything to do with politics.

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I think this has everything to do with you being

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a huge piece of shit. And I realized we typically

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shy away from expletives on the normal podcast of the show,

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but in this setting it seems quite fitting.

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How do you owe one point four billion and still

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have a TV show?

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Courts litigation? It's all waiting. So this is basically the

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last domino to not fall to where then now things

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are going to start happening.

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Well, is he they may freely let him continue to

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broadcast because they'll then garnish his revenue in wages.

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already started. I think I read somewhere that they've already

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started selling off certain things to try to fund some

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of this. But even Alex Jones's attorneys said, look, there's

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no way this judgment will ever come close to being fulfilled. Therefore,

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it's ridiculous The courts are basically like, we don't care

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if it's ridiculous. The judgment is what it is. Do

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what you can, which is basically going to bankrupt him.

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So at this point it's really about how well is

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he set up to withstand lawsuits of this nature, which

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if you're on a daily basis, like he has been

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four years drumming up controversy with no basis in reality,

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you should have had some forest thought and planned accordingly,

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which is put your stuff in some shell companies and

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things to where you yourself can't be touched. They can

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take all these other things, but at least you'll still

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have this. And I don't know how well they did that.

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I thought they caught him doing that, like he was

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trying to when it was going to trial. He was

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trying to send like family members, like put the house

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in his I think his wife's name or son's name,

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something like that. And then like he had a couple

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of bank accounts that he moved into somebody else's name.

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Though I think he'll you know, can he declare bankruptcy

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legally and then not have to pay it out?

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Nope, you have to pay it. Yeah, this is one

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of those things follow you. Yeah, absolutely, it will follow

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you no matter what.

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will be structured as part of that. So regardless of

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whether he's in bankruptcy or not, he's still gonna have

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to be paying into it somehow.

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Yeah. So he also, by the way, like, I'll go ahead.

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Drake, Well, I say, there's the oj Simpson part of this,

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which is if they're created enough, they can always try

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to skirt around it. But I am sure much like

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the Goldman's, these families and I hope they are are

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diligent and till the day he fucking dies and go

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after any source of income he has.

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Yeah. Jones even said on his show he mocked the

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idea that he has enough money to pay the judgment,

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saying his studio equipment, including five year old cameras, was

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only worth about three hundred four thousand dollars. He says,

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it's all about torturing me. It's all about harassing me.

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It's all about harassing my family. Sounds familiar. That's kind

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of what you did to the exactly kids. He says,

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It's all about getting me off the air. He then

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urged his listeners to buy merch to keep the show running. Uh,

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this is a travesty. Buy some shirt ty.

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Multi vitamins. Is he still doing the vitamins? Yeah, in

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the supplements.

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Look, at this point, I think most of his funding

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or any endorsements he has are probably going to be

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from his own companies, because I think there are even

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companies out there that I think there are companies At

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this point, You're like, you know what, I think We're

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just gonna wait and see how this shakes out and

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not part with the man.

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Oh okay, I thought he was manufacturing his own Oh no,

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that's what I mean.

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Is the only companies still advertising with him right now

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are basically.

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His Oh okay, I'm just understood.

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I said, Yeah, No, I mean, look, unless he wants

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to dig up Body Solutions and see if they want

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to get back into the weight loss and endorsement game.

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Nice reference.

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Thank you appreciate that. Anyone that's listened to the radio

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for the thirty years, we'll understand and get that quite heartily.

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But yeah, they're really the only products that are advertising

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on Alex Jones's show right now are Alex Jones' products,

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So they can I would not recommend an Alex Jones accountant, however,

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or in Alex Jones' financial planning services, because this has

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been quite poor.

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But they can take those then, right, they can take

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those companies from him, and.

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I guess do whatever they want.

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Or it depends how they're structured.

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Yeah, okay, Yeah. He is separately appealing a forty nine

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million dollar judgment in a similar defamation lawsuit in Texas

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after he failed to turn over documents sought by the

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parents of another Sandy Hook victim. In the Connecticut case,

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the judge issued a rare default ruling against him and

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his company in late twenty twenty one because of what

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she called jones repeated failure to abide by court rulings

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and to turn over certain evidence to the Sandy Hook families.

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The judge convened jury to determine how much Jones would owe.

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The following year, that jury agreed on a nine hundred

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and sixty four million dollar verdict. I mean, this is

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really like the Oprah meat. You get a verdict, you

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get a verdict, you get a mean, it's like every

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court this has gone through, everyone's like, yeah, fuck him.

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And I think, actually, if I I.

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Read about this a while back.

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I think the Texas verdict is actually a bigger pain

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in the ass to him, because I believe he set

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up shop in Texas so that one may actually put

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the screws to him. And I think it's like fifty

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million something like that versus the one point four billion.

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Yeah, it really is interesting to note that the one

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point four billion dollar judgment is less of a pain

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in the ass. The forty nine million dollar judgment from

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the state of Texas is causing Alex Jones more headaches

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than the one point four billion one out of Connecticut.

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I'm damn travesty.

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I don't believe the state I live in, the state

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I moved to to try to avoid accountability and laws

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is the one fucking.

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Me the hardest.

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God damn it. I hate me. Buy my shirts.

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And the pills, right, the supplements and vitamins and yeah.

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Those don't work, but buy them anyway.

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I need money.

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I need money to give to these crisis actors, the

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crisis actors that are wearing robes and pretending to be judges,

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the the the elaborate sets of the US judicial system.

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It's all a sham. It's all cg ah. Even me,

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I'm a computer generated image in court. I never even

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fucking win.

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I haven't loved my.

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Basement in forty years.

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COVID.

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I've been afraid of COVID these last four years.

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I ain't coming out.

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I thought COVID wasn't real.

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It's not, but I think it is.

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Therefore I'm the ultimate conspiracy theorist.

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I will get on the air and say cod is

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not real. Don't you dare take.

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The jab all from my COVID, all from my COVID

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protected panic room. Eventually, the world's gonna end, and it's

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just gonna be me and my buckets of food.

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You're wide of food.

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My bucket.

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You hurt me.

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I'm going to be the last man on earth. The

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only thing that I'm gonna have is buckets of food

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and a big case of the buckets.

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Buckets and buckets. I like that's the shirt.

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I like it.

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That's a good idea. Roger put that on a shirt.

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Tim sell it right now fifty bucks. Actually, no, I

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owe a little more than that.

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That shirt for one point five billion dollars limited edition,

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very sign do a die from COVID soon.

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Don't sign the shirt, It'll drop the value.

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Have you thought about getting in the penis enlargement business.

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I started it.

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Because you're a bigger dick than anyone.

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I'm the biggest dick there is on the entire planet.

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But the iron is I have the tiniest one.

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God, actually, how we all got.

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That's actually how we got COVID.

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I went to the Wuhan Lab in China looking for

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an experimental procedure to make my tiny weener a little

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more respectable, you know, like an inch inch and a

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half total.

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Uh.

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But instead they fucked up and we got an airborne

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virus that killed like a million people.

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My bad.

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So really, nothing good comes from your penis, man, I

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can't even be mad.

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That's a good punchline.

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Oh no, yeah, how does she explain that one?

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Well, since we're in Florida, I just assumed she said,

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like some weirdo was walking by or connection issues and

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you just just hit end really quickly and just I.

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Don't know what it was.

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Weird internet.

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No, that's the wrong thing, Give me a second hang on?

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United States and revealing a refreshed logo, bag design, and

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00:30:15.759 --> 00:30:19.119
advertising really trying to hammer home that its chips are

482
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made with real potatoes. They said, the design team made

483
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the sun warmer and more distinct with sun rays that

484
00:30:26.759 --> 00:30:31.279
beam from the logo, which has nicknamed or Lay's Rays.

485
00:30:31.759 --> 00:30:34.720
Lays also now has a color palette inspired by the

486
00:30:34.880 --> 00:30:38.680
ingredients of its recipes, pickle, green, hickory, brown, savory, red,

487
00:30:38.759 --> 00:30:41.920
and moored. The red Lay's ribbon will remain on the

488
00:30:42.000 --> 00:30:46.079
new bag. So take all your cracker barrel outrage and

489
00:30:47.279 --> 00:30:49.559
take comfort knowing that lays is going to keep the

490
00:30:49.599 --> 00:30:54.960
red and its iconic logo. According to the senior director

491
00:30:55.000 --> 00:30:58.279
of Design, Carl Gerhard's, this redesign, the brand's biggest and

492
00:30:58.279 --> 00:31:00.519
earliest century, is a love letter to our origins. With

493
00:31:00.519 --> 00:31:02.680
the new Lay's visual identity, our team created a flexible

494
00:31:02.680 --> 00:31:05.359
design system that celebrates the band's famous flavors in countries

495
00:31:05.440 --> 00:31:09.039
around the world. The phrase made with real potatoes is

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00:31:09.079 --> 00:31:12.720
now printed on every bag, along with enhanced photography that

497
00:31:12.759 --> 00:31:16.880
shows vivid, close up visuals of the product. It's pretty

498
00:31:17.519 --> 00:31:19.799
pretty scary to think that most people did not know

499
00:31:20.240 --> 00:31:22.480
Layze potato chips were made with real potatoes.

500
00:31:22.759 --> 00:31:24.160
I think that's bullshit.

501
00:31:25.200 --> 00:31:28.039
I think they're more responding to the fact that they're

502
00:31:28.079 --> 00:31:30.599
taking out, you know, a bunch of the chemicals they've

503
00:31:30.599 --> 00:31:32.200
been putting in their potato chips.

504
00:31:32.480 --> 00:31:34.440
Oh, so you think they're gaslighting all of us, saying

505
00:31:34.480 --> 00:31:37.799
you people didn't know, because you people didn't know we

506
00:31:37.839 --> 00:31:41.200
made stuff with real potatoes. We're going to do this

507
00:31:41.240 --> 00:31:43.440
to really hammer it home and trying to gloss over

508
00:31:43.480 --> 00:31:45.440
the fact that we've been adding chemicals and things making

509
00:31:45.440 --> 00:31:46.960
it less potato like for decades.

510
00:31:47.359 --> 00:31:51.279
Yes, did it even mention anywhere what they thought the

511
00:31:51.319 --> 00:31:52.519
potato chips were made out.

512
00:31:52.400 --> 00:31:58.759
Of papal They were made out of papo.

513
00:32:00.240 --> 00:32:02.880
Soilent? Okay, yeah, soilet.

514
00:32:02.440 --> 00:32:03.759
Green is laz.

515
00:32:05.720 --> 00:32:08.720
Welcome to the Conspiracy Club, Tray, good to have you.

516
00:32:08.880 --> 00:32:10.559
You want your face on one of my shirts?

517
00:32:11.759 --> 00:32:14.680
No shirt?

518
00:32:19.200 --> 00:32:22.480
I was wondering why I've seen this commercial now three times. It's,

519
00:32:22.759 --> 00:32:24.960
you know, a family like on a porch, like eating,

520
00:32:25.400 --> 00:32:28.039
Like the father walks up with the bag of blaze

521
00:32:28.079 --> 00:32:29.799
and they all sit down and eat, and one of

522
00:32:29.799 --> 00:32:33.000
the like younger kids runs out with a little shovel

523
00:32:33.079 --> 00:32:34.480
like I don't know what they'll call the little the

524
00:32:34.480 --> 00:32:39.160
small ones that you travel spade, spade, Yeah, and she

525
00:32:39.319 --> 00:32:43.039
digs up a potato and runs and puts it in

526
00:32:43.160 --> 00:32:47.799
like this big like trailer on a farm. And that's

527
00:32:47.799 --> 00:32:49.480
when it's like, real potatoes.

528
00:32:49.960 --> 00:32:51.839
Is this a white family? Well?

529
00:32:53.640 --> 00:32:54.839
Are potatoes involved?

530
00:32:59.160 --> 00:33:01.519
And it was definitely a spade.

531
00:33:09.039 --> 00:33:10.200
You said it, not me.

532
00:33:12.440 --> 00:33:17.839
Oh, they said it. They said, bring me one, and

533
00:33:17.880 --> 00:33:20.000
we're just glad they came back with a garden tool,

534
00:33:22.920 --> 00:33:24.759
otherwise it would be a very different commercial.

535
00:33:25.359 --> 00:33:27.799
Yeah, you'd see that on in full Wars.

536
00:33:31.359 --> 00:33:32.359
Laze with two a's.

537
00:33:35.920 --> 00:33:38.279
Yeah, that's uh. I was wondering why they were doing that.

538
00:33:39.039 --> 00:33:43.359
Well, like if you ever, just if you have, if

539
00:33:43.359 --> 00:33:45.200
you've never looked it up, go look up red forty

540
00:33:45.480 --> 00:33:48.119
and then you know, know that any flaming hot thing

541
00:33:48.240 --> 00:33:50.200
or anything like that, that's what they were putting on

542
00:33:50.200 --> 00:33:54.640
their chips, and it'll uh make you not want to

543
00:33:54.640 --> 00:33:55.440
eat those ever again.

544
00:33:55.920 --> 00:33:58.680
Yeah, yeah, it was like things like that. The dust

545
00:33:58.720 --> 00:34:02.279
on there is not some sort of spice dust that

546
00:34:02.440 --> 00:34:05.720
makes it hotter. That's not the seasoning. That's just the

547
00:34:05.720 --> 00:34:07.880
the like you said, that's the added color to make

548
00:34:07.920 --> 00:34:10.159
you think that way right now.

549
00:34:10.199 --> 00:34:15.119
In other countries it is, yeah, but but here that

550
00:34:15.119 --> 00:34:15.559
that is not.

551
00:34:16.119 --> 00:34:18.320
Oh you're right, because yeah, if you were to buy

552
00:34:18.320 --> 00:34:22.519
a flaming hot Cheeto in Texas and then go buy

553
00:34:22.679 --> 00:34:29.039
flaming hot Cheetos in India, like in India, it may

554
00:34:29.079 --> 00:34:33.239
actually be flaming freakin' hot, yeah, because the red on

555
00:34:33.320 --> 00:34:35.519
there is not going to be red forty dye. It's

556
00:34:35.559 --> 00:34:37.719
going to be some type of pepper you've never heard of.

557
00:34:38.000 --> 00:34:39.719
But all of a sudden will make you see more

558
00:34:39.760 --> 00:34:40.119
than one.

559
00:34:40.119 --> 00:34:40.400
God.

560
00:34:42.039 --> 00:34:44.559
I ordered a spicy chicken sandwich from McDonald's when I

561
00:34:44.599 --> 00:34:48.480
was there the last time, and that was I was like,

562
00:34:48.559 --> 00:34:50.559
that's too hot for even me and I can eat.

563
00:34:51.199 --> 00:34:53.000
Yeah, it was like my eyes were watered.

564
00:34:53.280 --> 00:34:54.159
Was that hot?

565
00:34:54.559 --> 00:34:58.079
My god? Yeah? And here like it's nothing.

566
00:35:00.000 --> 00:35:02.199
Biggest mistake with a pepper ever was in an Indian

567
00:35:02.239 --> 00:35:03.920
restaurant and it was a pepper that came from the

568
00:35:03.960 --> 00:35:04.480
salad bar.

569
00:35:05.079 --> 00:35:07.280
Mm hmm yep, that's what we do. We do the

570
00:35:07.280 --> 00:35:08.599
hallopenor serranos.

571
00:35:09.280 --> 00:35:13.840
It was what did you do with it? Jerry? I

572
00:35:14.000 --> 00:35:14.440
ate it.

573
00:35:16.039 --> 00:35:23.719
And then I had a near mystical experience.

574
00:35:24.039 --> 00:35:28.400
Uh. It lit me up so bad. There were tears

575
00:35:28.440 --> 00:35:30.000
pouring out of my eyes.

576
00:35:30.159 --> 00:35:32.719
And the kitchen staff was coming out to like, ate

577
00:35:32.760 --> 00:35:34.199
a check on me and beat a laugh at me.

578
00:35:36.559 --> 00:35:40.199
You can reverse that, uh, ate.

579
00:35:40.199 --> 00:35:45.239
A laugh at you and beat a check on you.

580
00:35:45.239 --> 00:35:45.440
You know.

581
00:35:45.559 --> 00:35:47.800
The you know, the owners were like, we got another one.

582
00:35:47.880 --> 00:35:52.159
You should see that guy out there. It was another

583
00:35:52.239 --> 00:35:53.000
white boy down.

584
00:35:55.559 --> 00:35:59.840
Trey's right, Because anytime you eat something super spicy, it

585
00:36:00.000 --> 00:36:01.800
it's gonna come out one way or another. So it's

586
00:36:01.800 --> 00:36:05.360
either so spicy that you puke it or your body

587
00:36:05.440 --> 00:36:09.519
is tolerated just enough to pass it, in which case

588
00:36:09.639 --> 00:36:12.360
you are going to go through a flaming hot slipping

589
00:36:12.440 --> 00:36:17.880
slide right out of your ass. Yep.

590
00:36:19.599 --> 00:36:20.840
I never. I never got into that.

591
00:36:21.039 --> 00:36:23.199
I never got into the flaming hot Cheetos or anything

592
00:36:23.239 --> 00:36:23.440
like that.

593
00:36:23.480 --> 00:36:23.800
I never.

594
00:36:24.360 --> 00:36:25.360
It wasn't a pleasing to me.

595
00:36:25.639 --> 00:36:28.320
Well that's because here, I mean, that's because you're Indian

596
00:36:28.360 --> 00:36:31.800
and you're used to actual flaming hot spices and flavors,

597
00:36:32.199 --> 00:36:34.679
So like flaming hot Cheetos to you is like salt

598
00:36:34.719 --> 00:36:35.840
to us.

599
00:36:36.360 --> 00:36:37.599
Yeah.

600
00:36:39.239 --> 00:36:41.639
Yeah, like like like the one Chip Challenge with the

601
00:36:41.679 --> 00:36:47.360
Ghost Peppers, the packet Chips whatever, that took down many

602
00:36:47.400 --> 00:36:48.039
a white people.

603
00:36:49.760 --> 00:36:53.239
Yeah, uh, where's what restaurant is it that serving pop

604
00:36:53.280 --> 00:36:55.400
I think Popeye's is doing the like the Hot Ones

605
00:36:56.159 --> 00:36:58.360
and they have the Final Din't if you've ever watched

606
00:36:58.360 --> 00:37:01.719
the podcast the whatever, it does the Hot Ones and

607
00:37:01.719 --> 00:37:04.920
they have the final Dab, which is like I've tried

608
00:37:04.960 --> 00:37:09.599
both of those and fine, nothing. I mean it was

609
00:37:09.719 --> 00:37:12.199
uh yeah, I mean there was a it's kind of

610
00:37:12.199 --> 00:37:16.000
a rolling spice. Yeah, so it just kind of every

611
00:37:16.039 --> 00:37:18.679
five seconds it gets a little hotter, but it was nice,

612
00:37:18.880 --> 00:37:19.880
Like I really enjoyed it.

613
00:37:19.920 --> 00:37:21.760
I put it on nuggets.

614
00:37:22.880 --> 00:37:24.760
To me, you get to certain points. I had one

615
00:37:24.760 --> 00:37:25.039
of them.

616
00:37:25.400 --> 00:37:27.840
It's just it's hot for the sake of being hot.

617
00:37:28.039 --> 00:37:31.000
It's not I don't think that the flavors anything special.

618
00:37:31.679 --> 00:37:35.280
Oh okay, Yeah, I've enjoyed it on my nuggets. That

619
00:37:35.360 --> 00:37:40.639
sounded terrible. Yeah, not guys saying that.

620
00:37:40.639 --> 00:37:43.079
That's sounds like you and Jerry have a double date coming.

621
00:37:43.239 --> 00:37:56.840
Yeah, you want to go get some nuggets for all

622
00:37:56.840 --> 00:37:59.039
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623
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624
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625
00:38:04.800 --> 00:38:07.800
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626
00:38:07.880 --> 00:38:10.239
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