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Can you spot the trend?  We've got a big show today.  We start off with a mom who pulled her kid out of the line he was in to participate in the world's biggest gangbang.  We're then joined by Bernie formerly of The Jody Dean Morning Show on KLUV and...

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Can you spot the trend? We've got a big show today. We start off with a mom who pulled her kid out of the line he was in to participate in the world's biggest gangbang. We're then joined by Bernie formerly of The Jody Dean Morning Show on KLUV and share in our collective radio PTSD. We then learn about a Starbuck's employee who was attacked by a monkey, give a list of executive orders we would have snuck in, and talk a little more about the girl who got the world record for number of guys in a day. But first, Birthdays!

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It is time to believe your worries outside and laugh with

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us inside the Treehouse. I'm Dan O'Malley along with Trey

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Trenholma and Raj Sharma on Monday, January twenty seven, two

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Thy twenty five. Welcome to a new week inside the Treehouse. Trey, Raj.

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Have you guys ever in your lives and hang out

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with your buddies and had your mom just completely embarrass

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you in front of them?

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Yes?

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Mm hmm, good, We're on the same page. I've also

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experienced this when you were hanging out with your buddies

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and your mom embarrassed you in front of them. Were

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you in line waiting to have sex with a porn star?

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I'm gonna go with a hard no.

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Of course, that no would be hard.

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I'll go with a flacid no.

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Good response. Well, this is a level of parental trauma

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that one young man is going to have to carry

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with him for the rest of his life, which I

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find fascinating. Would you be more embarrassed to have your

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mom pull you out of line to have sex with

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a porn star in front of everybody, or more embarrassed

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later in life when your friends and family discovered that

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you screwed a porn star and were one of a

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thousand dudes.

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I think the former is more embarrassing, So mom pulling

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out a line would be worse.

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Yes, gotcha.

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You can always go back and be like, you know,

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I was young, I needed the money, or you know,

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this is a you know, this is a they were

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setting against book a world record, and I wanted to

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be a part of that moment, you know, And you

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could be like, hey, I was twenty third, I wasn't last.

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Uh so, you know, but having your mom pull you

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out of line, that's something you don't really get over.

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I don't think.

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Well, I would just love to see your therapist's face

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when you tell them the source of the trauma.

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Yes, did you say, what was the question and what

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was more embarrassing or what would you rather have?

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It's sort of when you put it that way, Tray,

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it's kind of the same question. What would be more

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embarrassing having your mom pull you out of line of

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a gang bang or down the line your friends and

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family discover you were that you took part in the

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gang bang and you were one of a thousand.

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Yeah, I'm sure having your mom pull you out because

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then it leads to otherwise, why did your mom know

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that you were in line for a gang bang?

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That's a great question, but asked the same thing.

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But I also I would go with I would rather

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have that than participate in the gang bang and have

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a you know, adult film credit to your name.

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Gotcha? Well, we all remember the name Lily Phillips here

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inside the treehouse, right, She's the one that played the

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audio a couple of weeks ago because she was crying

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after having had sex with a bunch of dudes, you know,

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in a short period of time, and she was crying

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because she didn't feel like she was able to give

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the proper amount of attention to each banger. Also because

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I imagine she was a little sore, but she didn't

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stop there. That didn't make her retire. One name she

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goes by is Lily Phillips. Another name she goes by

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is Bonnie Blue. I'm not even sure. Is it like

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a split personality thing. I don't know if she's known

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by both one. Predominantly you can find her under both names.

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In this particular story, she's going by Bonnie Blue. But

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this this actually happened to a young man. He was

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in line to have sex with Bonnie Blue for her

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OnlyFans channel when his mom showed up and pulled him

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out of line and said, you have got to leave.

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By the way, Bonnie Blue, she's a twenty five year

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old OnlyFans creator and she's become notorious for advertising her

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multiman sexcapades with dozens of dudes lining up at various

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locations just for the opportunity to bump uglies with her.

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And now an irate mother found her son in line

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to have sex with her with Bonnie Blue and ordered

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him to leave with her.

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So he was ready to go.

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This is where again, I got lots of questions and

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not many answers because at this particular gang bang, there's

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another influencer in line, and I guess he's a want

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to be I want to be documentarian, So he's getting

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footage during this, and he records the mom telling her

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son to get his coat and come with her, and

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and trying to force him out of line.

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Okay, otherwise I getting police to come for you. Come here,

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where's for me?

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The mom's face has been blurred in this particular video

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that the documentarian posted on TikTok, but the sentiment is

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the same mom showed up somehow knew this kid was

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there for the gang bang and pulled him out of line.

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I don't know how it sounds like according to the

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guys that are waiting in line and mom's kind of

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moving among them, it sounds like he's already in the room.

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With her mm.

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And she's showed up just in the nick of time

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before he makes a huge mistake.

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Yeah, and that's that's the Jamaican mom. You don't want

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to make You don't want to make her mat uh.

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And you better find that coat. You can tell that's

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she bought him that coat. You could tell she was very,

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very adamant about finding that coat. It's like, you know,

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I bought that coat for your birthday. You find your coat,

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not that you're in line for the gang bang. I'm

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already gonna get you out of the line. Where's the coat?

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Take good money for that?

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I think the one thing would have been funny with

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that had have been a Latina mom and she had

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a chinkletta and she would just started whipping his ass.

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That would have made a great cutaway during the only

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fans gang bang video is out of nowhere. The flip

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flop comes flying in and smacks the kid on the head,

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knocks him out cold.

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Yeah, that's the only thing we didn't have to worry

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about his Indian kids, because you know, we take our

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shoes off at the door, so she would have had

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to leave her shoes outside.

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where I talk good Today. We have a special guest

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for us all inside the Treehouse, and that is Bernie.

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Yay.

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Bernie Brag is looking around like, who's this guy? So Bernie,

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you and I have known each other for a number

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of years, and I'm not sure if you and Trey

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have ever met and I'm almost positive that you never

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met Raj. But we have a similar radio history. That's

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how we know each other from our Dallas Fort Worth

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radio days and we've reconnected recently. As they say on LinkedIn.

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Brotherhood, it's kind of a brotherhood that we.

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Have, uhmon trauma.

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That's That's exactly what it is. So Trey and I

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years ago. For people that have listened to the show

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for a long time, know that we worked with Russ

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Martin for a number of years. And for those that

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don't know, Bernie, Bernie worked with Jody Dean, and.

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I laughed because I can't cry.

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Bernie's out of Bernie's out of Jody Dean tears. So

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it's like Bernie said, it's like that shared sort of

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radio trauma that has brought us together, and it brings

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us together today inside the Treehouse. But yeah, we worked

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with Russ for years. Bernie, you worked with Jody Dean

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for years. We know what it was like to work

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with Russ for years. What was it like working with

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Jody Dean for years? Because you did the morning show

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with Jody on ninety eight point seven KLA for quite

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a while.

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It was Yeah, we were together Jody and I were

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together eight years, and I mean it's a high wire act,

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probably a similar experience as you guys add to Russ.

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You know, were there stretches like, were there long stretches

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of time where Jody would disappear?

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No, you know what, No.

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My problem was that he wouldn't stop showing up. No.

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I you know, we were together for a long time,

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and I've had a lot of time to reflect on it,

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and Jody and I are fine. Now, there was a

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time where I don't think we were. But uh, you know,

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look high wire act. Things were thrown. Uh you know,

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it's it's it's you're you're an innert. It's it's show business, baby,

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and you get the mic. The light goes on, whether

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you're fighting or not. And I think we we all

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there a lot of a lot of a lot of

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big personalities in the room. I mean there was there

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was at one point seven people on the show.

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Jesus so, I mean it was it was the last

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of the of the golden age of paying.

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A lot for radio and uh and CBS was paying

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a lot of money for that show to succeed, and

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he was a producer of the show, and uh, you know,

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it was what it was.

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Yeah, that uh, that's what I mean. I've had that

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some of those same shared experiences and and radios is

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an interesting beast on its own anyway, but being a

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part of a quote unquote big time show brings its

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own challenges to the table. And that's and that's that's true,

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no matter the format or no matter who the marquee

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name is, you know, on that particular show.

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And we spent Jody you know, of course, Jody did

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a lot with on radio, but then he went to

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TV and he came back to radio, and so there

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was a time where he was doing both TV and

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radio at the same time. And there was a time

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where our show was televised also on what was then

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t XA twenty one, and so we had to deal

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with a television version of the show also, which added

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to the stress and depression of the entire experience. And

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I don't know, man, I reflect on it fondly now,

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but it took me a long time to get there.

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like the Instagram therapy that's.

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No, no, no, no official, like medically sanctioned, like the type

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of therapy that they you.

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Know that bonded and ensured.

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Prescriptions were involved, Prescriptions were involved, prescriptions are still involved.

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It's fine, you know.

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I think an argument can be made that if you

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were not medicating on some level, then you never truly

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worked in radio, whether it was prescribed or self prescribed

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or like I said earlier today, subscribed. That's that's truly

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how you can tell whether or not someone worked in

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radio or TV. In that case.

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Sometimes, we were also very scared of the Russ Martin

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Show because we knew that the Russ was just going

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to blow us up at any point in time, and

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so whatever, you know, we there were things going on

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behind the scenes that we knew about, and the building

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knew about, but the listeners didn't know about, and we

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knew it was We were told we were not allowed

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to talk about some things, but we were the only

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ones not talking about them.

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Everyone else in town was talking about them.

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He went on this Realcity show, and Jody went on

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this reality show and there was a woman involved, and

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he was still.

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The whole thing.

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Tara Harper, who who at one point was the head

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want you to imagine being in high school and you

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go sit down at the table and you have to

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sit there and eat your lunch, and you know that

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everyone at the other tables are kind of pointing at

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you and saying saying the things that they want to

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say to you, but you've been told that you can

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just sit there and eat your soup.

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Of radio we do, we're not a confrontational show, and

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so the other shows around us were confrontational shows that

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didn't mind kind of airing out the laundry that we

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couldn't air out.

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So what laundry you're talking about that you were told

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you couldn't air out.

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was a married man on radio, and so, I mean,

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there were circumstances around all of that that we knew,

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other shows had the same knowledge that we had, and

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that they could air that stuff out and they could

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talk about it, but we couldn't.

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Now, who said, you couldn't talk about it Jody or

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the Boss radio Management.

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And you also couldn't point to other high profile morning

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shows that whose hosts were.

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So Meanwhile, those of us on The Rust Martin Show

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all confrontation all the time.

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We confrontational and I shouldn't I shouldn't. Uh, you know,

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I shouldn't air out that. I feel I feel weird

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even airing it out now. But there was a time

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where we were just told sit do the show you

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guys do, and don't reference it, and just sit there

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and eat your soup.

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And that was hard to do.

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of fun with that show back in the day. We

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recovered on the radio show Trey Trey like we all

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knew at least one person on that show, and in

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our case, we knew a few. And it really was

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one of the only times, other than the occasional Bachelor

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Bachelorette update, we ever talked about reality TV.

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No, I can remember tuning in I'm the drum the

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producer of the show and everything where there's holes being

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poked in every car in the can. The lead of

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my show by his own doing. And I have to

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sit there and watch this, and I think it was

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ten weeks and it was the longest ten weeks of

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my life.

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And suddenly you all understood how it was one of

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his ex wives shot him.

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we we talk about that story on the air. You

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know what, Jody, for all of his holes, did to

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talk a lot about his He was very self aware.

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He was very self aware and then not self aware

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at all. It was very strange.

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He he had.

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Some some blind spots, but he like I couldn't make

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fun of him being shot on the air at any

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point in time, and did it took every opportunity I could.

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His wife shot him. You know, it's it's.

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And as I say, as I say all of this,

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he and I are fine. Now, we're fine. We've made up.

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Everything is okay.

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You know what I'm You know, that's great for you.

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In a very different way, Trey and I are also

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fine with our gut.

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Dane'll Maley with you along with Trey Trendholm, Raj Sharma

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and special guest today Bernie formerly of ninety eight point

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seven k Love Fame with Jody Dean, currently on stations

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around the country that you can hear Bernie's morning show

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working around the country, living the dream, doing radio in

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a number of markets. A syndicated radio personality based in

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the beautiful video.

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I'm in Cincinnati, Cincinnati, and it is currently twenty one degrees. Everybody,

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twenty one degrees. That's what it is right now.

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You can take the man out of morning radio.

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But that's it. That's it. I'm all time and temp

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man all time, and.

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Temp checks all day, every day time and temp checks

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all right. Well, thanks for hanging out with us and

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decide that we Berty, We appreciate it's great to have

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you so completely different aspect now as opposed to throwing

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shade on our former lead hosts, we'll do something completely

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different that we all can identify with working in radio

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for as many years as we all have, and Roj

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you're included in this because I consider you a radio

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guy as well, because you've been in and around it

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more than some people who actually were paid radio station.

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Right.

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And something all of us in radio can identify with

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is the feeling that there's been a monkey run a

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muck in a studio. In most cases, that's figurative. I

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think only in a few cases was it ever you know, actual,

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But just imagine wherever it is you work, all of

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a sudden, a monkey is running a muck in your

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place of business. This actually happened to someone at Starbucks. Look,

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working a drive through is hard enough no matter where

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you are, what the restaurant is, but a Starbucks drive through,

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I would imagine, is especially tough because of all the

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you know, very specific and elaborate drink quarters. Like it's

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bad enough trying to remember to punch in someone's very

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specific VINTI iced Mocha latte whip no whip half calf,

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no calf, whip cream, no cream, whatever else may or

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may not be in there without having a raging monkey

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flying into your drive through window and running around the Starbucks.

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Now you're not This is a not a this is

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not a figurative monkey. This is an actual monkey.

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This actually happened. Yeah, and I know what you're thinking.

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There's a story about a monkey running amuck and it's

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Starbucks drive through and you're assuming it's Florida. M Yeah,

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you're wrong. Really, although you're close, it's Alabama. I mean

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it is.

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Right there, right, so that to fear that monkey could

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have been from Florida, it.

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Could have been. It may it may have crossed state

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lines and decided to terrorize Alabama because it was bored

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with Florida. But on the morning of Friday, January tenth,

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police in Alabama were called to a Starbucks because someone's

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pet and monkey had jumped from its owner's car into

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the drive through window and started attacking the employees. The

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primate was and if I'm saying this properly, the primate

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was an Aotis night monkey. They have big eyes and

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appear earless. The employee says she'd never interacted with this

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female customer before. She said that as soon as the

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woman lowered her window, the night monkey left out of

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the car through the window and started gnawing on her hand.

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The attack ended when another employee grabbed the monkey and

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threw it back out the window.

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Out out Monkey.

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The monkey flew back into the woman's vehicle and she

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drove away. How is that not a new game to

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play at the State Fair? Throwing like the monkey back

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and forth between uh, you know, the car and the

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drive through window. Oh, but this that one employee appears

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to have won. The monkey's owner did come back inside

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the store to check on the employe, but she wouldn't

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leave her name or any contact information. The employee was

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taken to a hospital where she got multiple stitches and vaccinations.

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Her ear was apparently in pretty rough shape, but she'll

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be okay. The police identified the monkey's owner as Tammy Gardner.

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She refused to comment to the media, saying she didn't

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want to put her pet at risk.

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Sure, so it's kind of a Tammy move. That feels

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like to me.

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That's a solid Tammy.

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Tammy was not a monkey that's gonna jump into a

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Starbucks Tammy with an eye.

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By the way, monkey is probably upset.

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One minute he's in line for a gang bang, and

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the next minute Mom's pulling him out of that.

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This is one of those moments where I should offer

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context on that to Bernie, who missed the first story

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of the show, I did. I think in this case

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some mystery might be appreciated.

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Fine, I'm good, I'm good. I'd rather not know. How

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about that.

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It's probably better for your morning shows across the country

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that you don't know the contny out a game that's mentioned.

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Don't defy any of them.

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Some things are better left as a mystery. Oh God.

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For what it's worth. The lady reportedly had two monkeys

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in her vehicle that day, and other employees say they've

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seen her with multiple monkeys before. Uh. They even say

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that sometimes she has the monkeys wearing leashes, costumes and diapers.

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Sure we will now be known as a good monkey

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and a not so good monkey in the car.

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A bad monkey.

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Oh oh god. At least are investigating, and Tammy could

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be looking at charges, but they didn't say what those

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charges might be, possibly because they don't have those charges

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on the books already in Alabama. Florida they probably do.

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Yeah, Florida, it happens every Wednesday.

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But monkey mondays the Starbucks Manual manual has training in

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it in Florida.

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Yeah, not if you're attacked by a monkey.

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But when.

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That's at Treehouse on Air on social media, So give

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us a follow. H Daniel Malley here along with Raj

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and special guests inside the Treehouse today Bernie, one of

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our radio pals from our DFW radio days. Last week

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was a big week for the country. New president, new administration.

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All sorts of changes are happening. And right after President

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Trump took the oath of office, he promptly sat down

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at his desk that they I guess brought in on

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a it was already sitting there or something. But part

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of the show that day was him signing all these

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executive orders slash executive actions, over two hundred of them,

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a flurry that he signed that day. And if I'm

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being honest, I feel like, despite controversy surrounding some of them,

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that there was room for some other ones that we

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would have liked to have included selfishly here inside the Treehouse.

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So we're going to remedy that now today inside the Treehouse.

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It is our top five on the Treehouse. Top five

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today it is the top five executive actions that we

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would have slipped in for President Trump to sign. We

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will start today with number five of the top five

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executive actions that we would have liked President Trump to sign,

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Trey Number five.

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Declare Wayne Brady a National treasure.

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I would gladly participate in I'm named Brady Bitch day.

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The joker Bitch the night before.

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And number four of the top five executive actions we'd

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slip in for President Trump to sign while he's there

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doing it is from me, and that would be to

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have Chick fil A open on Sundays. Yes, sure, I

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think that's pretty universal. I think just about everyone would

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be happy with that number.

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Oh sorry, I was gonna say I think the when

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the when the old Man dies, like the when the

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whover's in charge of it. Now, the daughter or granddaughter

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said that when he passes, she'll open on Sundays. Oh really,

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because of how much revenue they lose.

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She better not put it in the will or is

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she better hope he didn't put it in the will? Which,

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by the way, have you seen you guys are familiar

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with nothing Bunt Cakes?

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Mmmmmm.

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So they're dealing with this right now because when nothing

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Bunt Cakes started out, they also were closed on Sundays.

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But since they've cashed in with venture capitalists, the venture

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capitalists have said, no, you're going to open on Sundays now,

477
00:28:40.799 --> 00:28:43.839
and a bunch of the local franchisees are going, we don't,

478
00:28:44.039 --> 00:28:45.920
We don't want to. It's gonna be bad.

479
00:28:47.400 --> 00:28:50.400
Hobby lobby is famously not open on a day where

480
00:28:50.400 --> 00:28:51.720
most people do their hobbies.

481
00:28:52.440 --> 00:28:57.480
Mm hmm. Are they closed on Sunday as well?

482
00:28:57.559 --> 00:29:00.599
They are also closed on Sunday. I believe it's hobby lobby. Michaels,

483
00:29:00.640 --> 00:29:01.960
one of the one of the craft stores.

484
00:29:03.200 --> 00:29:06.880
It's hobby lobby, Yeah, without a doubt. Uh. And because

485
00:29:06.880 --> 00:29:10.000
I remember I encountered that once and it was what

486
00:29:10.039 --> 00:29:12.079
do you mean hobby lobby? Is not open on Sunday.

487
00:29:12.119 --> 00:29:14.480
It's like, this is the day day four hobbies.

488
00:29:14.599 --> 00:29:15.799
Today, I do my hobbies.

489
00:29:16.759 --> 00:29:18.680
What were you doing a hobby lobby on Sunday?

490
00:29:18.759 --> 00:29:20.480
Dan buy yarn? And what you do?

491
00:29:20.519 --> 00:29:21.119
It's what you do?

492
00:29:21.160 --> 00:29:21.960
You buy yarn?

493
00:29:22.000 --> 00:29:25.680
He was arn is buying yarn, bolts of fabric for things.

494
00:29:25.720 --> 00:29:27.640
I don't know why of all the low spots in

495
00:29:27.680 --> 00:29:36.640
my life bottom have not have not hit that level

496
00:29:36.680 --> 00:29:40.000
of bedrock. I being upset that a hobby lobby is

497
00:29:40.039 --> 00:29:41.160
closed on Sunday.

498
00:29:41.880 --> 00:29:43.079
That's when it's time for rehab.

499
00:29:44.799 --> 00:29:47.279
No no, no, yourself in a parking lot and a hobby lobby,

500
00:29:47.359 --> 00:29:50.759
just crying, sobbing yourself, wondering what life did?

501
00:29:51.160 --> 00:29:54.440
No, you misunderstand. I was not unhappy that the hobby

502
00:29:54.480 --> 00:29:57.480
lobby was closed on Sunday. I was just surprised by it.

503
00:29:57.559 --> 00:30:00.039
I was very glad it was closed because in I

504
00:30:00.160 --> 00:30:01.920
mean I didn't didn't That meant I didn't have.

505
00:30:01.880 --> 00:30:02.200
To go in.

506
00:30:03.480 --> 00:30:03.680
Yeah?

507
00:30:05.440 --> 00:30:06.799
What was mama upset? Though?

508
00:30:07.799 --> 00:30:15.880
Yes? All right? Where was it that was? That was

509
00:30:15.960 --> 00:30:19.160
number four? Chick plate upen on Sundays? Okay, number three

510
00:30:19.480 --> 00:30:22.000
of the top five executive actions we would have slipped

511
00:30:22.000 --> 00:30:25.400
in for President Trump to sign during his flurry.

512
00:30:26.599 --> 00:30:32.400
Raj m oh I say, every month, all twelve of

513
00:30:32.559 --> 00:30:39.039
Elon Musk's kids get to nut punch him, reminding him

514
00:30:39.079 --> 00:30:41.039
where they came from and to not have anymore.

515
00:30:42.720 --> 00:30:43.519
That's the ultimate.

516
00:30:43.640 --> 00:30:48.279
And yeah, he's got he's got twelve kids, and the

517
00:30:48.359 --> 00:30:49.839
glory of it all is none of them.

518
00:30:49.720 --> 00:30:50.240
Talked to him.

519
00:30:50.720 --> 00:30:54.200
That's the that's the best part it really, I.

520
00:30:54.160 --> 00:30:56.359
Think some do I know. I know he posted a

521
00:30:56.359 --> 00:30:58.359
photo of one one of his kids crawling on him

522
00:30:58.359 --> 00:31:00.559
when he was playing video games. But you're right, that

523
00:31:00.599 --> 00:31:05.000
would be a great birth controlled method. All right, let's

524
00:31:05.000 --> 00:31:07.319
get back to our top five top five executive actions

525
00:31:07.359 --> 00:31:09.799
that we would have slipped in for President Trump to sign.

526
00:31:10.279 --> 00:31:15.000
Number two from me is immediate life in prison for anyone,

527
00:31:15.440 --> 00:31:18.279
cots for anyone cot pooping in the shower.

528
00:31:19.480 --> 00:31:25.839
Yes, yes, the the executive waffle stamp order.

529
00:31:26.279 --> 00:31:31.920
That's right, immediate. There is no appeal. You go straight

530
00:31:31.960 --> 00:31:32.440
to prison.

531
00:31:32.960 --> 00:31:34.799
Can't be challenged by any courts.

532
00:31:36.000 --> 00:31:39.880
Nope, no, all waffle stompers life and Ridson.

533
00:31:43.960 --> 00:31:44.759
And then.

534
00:31:46.279 --> 00:31:49.759
Number one our top five executive actions that we'd slip

535
00:31:49.839 --> 00:31:51.039
in for President Trump to sign.

536
00:31:51.119 --> 00:31:56.039
Number one, tray for you Dan make pegging great again.

537
00:31:56.359 --> 00:32:08.400
Oh, that's been the Treehouse Top five at the top

538
00:32:08.440 --> 00:32:10.960
five executive actions that we would have slipped in for

539
00:32:11.079 --> 00:32:12.279
President Trump to sign.

540
00:32:13.039 --> 00:32:14.839
And now the press conference Dan, and I'm sure Bernie

541
00:32:14.880 --> 00:32:15.440
has a question.

542
00:32:16.279 --> 00:32:20.640
That's that's the podcast that we're on. Huh okay, I

543
00:32:20.680 --> 00:32:21.440
didn't know that.

544
00:32:22.160 --> 00:32:24.920
Oh, yeah, it's uh. It is a network that we

545
00:32:25.039 --> 00:32:28.000
have established here, Bernie. So now that you're on this one,

546
00:32:28.279 --> 00:32:30.440
you're also going to be included on the Begging for

547
00:32:30.480 --> 00:32:31.519
a Pegan podcast.

548
00:32:40.440 --> 00:32:55.279
In these visit us online Treehouse on Air dot com.

549
00:32:55.559 --> 00:33:02.160
You're in the tree House. Visit us online dot com.

550
00:33:02.240 --> 00:33:04.319
Yeah, that's a good idea. Do what Aaron just said

551
00:33:04.359 --> 00:33:07.160
for all things Treehouse, go to Treehouse on Air dot com.

552
00:33:07.160 --> 00:33:10.279
That's our website. On that website, Treehouse on Air dot com,

553
00:33:10.319 --> 00:33:14.440
you can find past shows, links, contact info, and more

554
00:33:14.559 --> 00:33:17.279
all right there on the Treehouse website Treehouse on Air

555
00:33:17.319 --> 00:33:22.839
dot com. That is Treehouse on Air dot com. Today

556
00:33:23.160 --> 00:33:29.440
is Monday, January twenty seven, twenty twenty five. Let's celebrate

557
00:33:30.119 --> 00:33:36.839
what's some birthdays. Female snowboarding superstar Hannah Teeter is thirty

558
00:33:36.920 --> 00:33:39.200
eight today. She earned a gold medal for the United

559
00:33:39.240 --> 00:33:42.279
States with her skills at the halfpipe in the six

560
00:33:42.319 --> 00:33:44.720
Winter Olympics, and she picked up a silver medal in

561
00:33:44.759 --> 00:33:47.799
the halfpipe in twenty tens. Happy Birthday and a Teeter

562
00:33:48.200 --> 00:33:53.440
thirty eight. Female snowboarder actress Rosamund Pike is forty six.

563
00:33:54.039 --> 00:33:59.440
She is the star of Gonegirl Trey. Have you seen Gonegirl?

564
00:34:00.160 --> 00:34:00.480
I have not.

565
00:34:01.559 --> 00:34:07.599
Rosamund Pike. Ben Affleck, the one of the topless girls

566
00:34:07.799 --> 00:34:11.239
from the Blurred Lines video, has a has a a

567
00:34:11.320 --> 00:34:14.199
role in that film, and unsurprisingly she's also topless in

568
00:34:14.199 --> 00:34:18.880
that one. But it might be one of the all

569
00:34:18.960 --> 00:34:24.840
time great quote unquote crazy girl movies. And I don't

570
00:34:24.840 --> 00:34:28.800
know or something, is that what I'm thinking of? Yeah, yeah,

571
00:34:28.840 --> 00:34:31.039
well there's the Girl on the Train, then there's Gone Girl.

572
00:34:31.079 --> 00:34:32.239
Oh yeah, yeah, yeah.

573
00:34:32.679 --> 00:34:37.199
I know her from the Wheel of Time.

574
00:34:37.760 --> 00:34:41.960
Okay. I also know Rosamund Pike from her co starring

575
00:34:42.000 --> 00:34:47.119
with Tom Cruise is Jack the Jack Reacher movie. Yeah, which,

576
00:34:47.119 --> 00:34:48.639
by the way, if you are like me and you're

577
00:34:48.639 --> 00:34:50.280
a Jack Reacher fan, I've read a couple of the

578
00:34:50.280 --> 00:34:53.760
books and I saw, you know, the two movies that

579
00:34:53.960 --> 00:34:57.199
Tom Cruise did. I love the TV show.

580
00:34:58.239 --> 00:35:00.639
Yeah, They're good. Third season comes out.

581
00:35:00.679 --> 00:35:02.840
And That's why I'm bringing it up. I'm very excited

582
00:35:02.920 --> 00:35:06.639
to watch the new season three trailer for Reacher just

583
00:35:06.679 --> 00:35:09.199
the other day. The next season comes out next week.

584
00:35:09.360 --> 00:35:12.159
Very excited. I'd love seeing a big, muscled up dude

585
00:35:12.199 --> 00:35:14.119
just beat the ever loving crap out of small people.

586
00:35:14.320 --> 00:35:17.760
I mean, I like part of that. What never mind,

587
00:35:18.599 --> 00:35:21.320
forget it, I Saudy, Then keep moving. What's the next birthday?

588
00:35:21.480 --> 00:35:25.639
Fair enough? Jake Pavelka turns forty seven? He is, Actually

589
00:35:25.760 --> 00:35:27.440
he was the pilot from Dallas.

590
00:35:27.480 --> 00:35:27.679
Tray.

591
00:35:27.840 --> 00:35:30.079
You may remember this from the times when you would

592
00:35:30.119 --> 00:35:31.760
come over to me and my wife's house. We'd make

593
00:35:31.800 --> 00:35:34.760
steak and we'd watch The Bachelor together. Terror was there

594
00:35:34.840 --> 00:35:36.719
my wife. It wasn't just me and Trey eating meat

595
00:35:37.360 --> 00:35:39.719
and staring at each other while watching The Bachelor. Uh.

596
00:35:39.800 --> 00:35:41.400
He was the one that was a pilot from Dallas

597
00:35:41.400 --> 00:35:45.360
who was on the show a couple of times. He was.

598
00:35:45.559 --> 00:35:48.679
He's the one the guys, Dan, what's that? I don't

599
00:35:48.679 --> 00:35:54.719
remember the guys Dan, Well, you'd remember the girl he picked.

600
00:35:54.719 --> 00:35:57.960
The girl he picked was Vienna. She was a super

601
00:35:58.000 --> 00:35:59.519
crazy chick from Florida with the.

602
00:36:00.159 --> 00:36:03.599
Super crazy chick on the Bachelor. So that narrows it down.

603
00:36:04.039 --> 00:36:04.679
Huh.

604
00:36:04.679 --> 00:36:07.760
Well, that's what I mean. Even by Bachelor standards, she

605
00:36:07.920 --> 00:36:08.760
was on another level.

606
00:36:08.800 --> 00:36:11.440
That's why I remember Sparkle girl. And that's really about.

607
00:36:11.199 --> 00:36:16.000
It, Bernie. Have you ever been a Bachelor Bachelorette watcher?

608
00:36:17.320 --> 00:36:21.360
No, I mean, I'll go in like the last episode,

609
00:36:21.519 --> 00:36:23.840
the first episode of the season, in the last episode

610
00:36:23.880 --> 00:36:26.639
of the season, and tune out everything in between because

611
00:36:26.639 --> 00:36:27.679
it's all just noise.

612
00:36:28.079 --> 00:36:30.039
And here's what happens when you do that. You miss

613
00:36:30.079 --> 00:36:33.039
some great beautiful moments like the one Trey's going to

614
00:36:33.079 --> 00:36:34.880
share with you right now. That is his favorite from

615
00:36:34.920 --> 00:36:35.440
the Bachelor.

616
00:36:36.960 --> 00:36:39.440
Oh the one girl who everyone hated in the house,

617
00:36:39.480 --> 00:36:40.960
and she said that.

618
00:36:42.199 --> 00:36:44.559
She got voted off. She had like the Bachelor said,

619
00:36:44.559 --> 00:36:47.039
I don't we don't have a spark or whatever. I

620
00:36:47.039 --> 00:36:49.320
don't feel anything for you, and he sent her packing.

621
00:36:49.400 --> 00:36:51.360
And then in the exit interview in the limo.

622
00:36:51.519 --> 00:36:53.960
She declared that no one would take her sparkle.

623
00:36:54.519 --> 00:36:57.119
Well, you know what you get.

624
00:36:57.159 --> 00:37:00.320
It's important to stay optimistic in those moments where it

625
00:37:00.360 --> 00:37:00.880
gets dark.

626
00:37:03.320 --> 00:37:05.199
That's all she was doing, was staying optimistic.

627
00:37:05.239 --> 00:37:07.320
I assume that makes sense if it's dark, and I

628
00:37:07.320 --> 00:37:08.000
gotta make sure.

629
00:37:07.840 --> 00:37:11.639
Of she was crazy at all. I'm sure there wasn't

630
00:37:11.639 --> 00:37:12.360
a screw.

631
00:37:15.519 --> 00:37:15.840
Bernie.

632
00:37:15.880 --> 00:37:18.360
Having worked for Jody Dean, does The Bachelor get bring

633
00:37:18.400 --> 00:37:20.000
back some little pts?

634
00:37:19.840 --> 00:37:23.199
This old PTSD stort a kind of trauma.

635
00:37:23.360 --> 00:37:25.440
If you notice on twitching, like if you're watching this

636
00:37:25.599 --> 00:37:28.239
on the Patreon subscription for the video, he'll be twitching

637
00:37:28.280 --> 00:37:28.800
a little bit.

638
00:37:28.960 --> 00:37:31.239
Yeah, no, it's it's not it's not pleasant.

639
00:37:31.280 --> 00:37:33.559
I can't watch a lot of dating shows, a lot

640
00:37:33.599 --> 00:37:37.400
of Uh, yeah, I can't. I haven't had the Bravo

641
00:37:37.519 --> 00:37:39.000
channel on in fifteen years.

642
00:37:39.039 --> 00:37:39.719
It's it's man.

643
00:37:41.039 --> 00:37:43.320
I love the concept of that show, and it's so

644
00:37:43.480 --> 00:37:46.360
great because it doesn't work anywhere outside of television. If

645
00:37:46.360 --> 00:37:48.840
you just told a guy he could date twenty women

646
00:37:48.840 --> 00:37:51.679
at the same time, and all the women are like,

647
00:37:51.880 --> 00:37:53.480
son's great, I just want to be the one.

648
00:37:54.239 --> 00:37:57.480
Well, the flip the flip of that is The Bachelorette,

649
00:37:57.519 --> 00:38:01.280
where you're selling to a to a woman that true

650
00:38:01.360 --> 00:38:04.800
love can be found inside of four weeks or whatever

651
00:38:05.679 --> 00:38:07.639
whatever the length of time is that it takes for

652
00:38:07.760 --> 00:38:10.239
that show to play out from start to finish three

653
00:38:10.280 --> 00:38:11.840
weeks or four weeks or whatever it is.

654
00:38:13.119 --> 00:38:16.280
To me, it's a great example fantasy, right, Yeah, yeah,

655
00:38:16.280 --> 00:38:18.280
it is. It's absolutely a fantasy. And the thing is

656
00:38:18.280 --> 00:38:20.679
that people, you know, it's build as a show about

657
00:38:20.760 --> 00:38:24.360
love and romance and finding your special person in an

658
00:38:24.440 --> 00:38:29.440
unlikely place. In reality, below that surface is what the

659
00:38:29.480 --> 00:38:32.880
show is truly about, which is in essence Stockholm syndrome.

660
00:38:35.280 --> 00:38:38.079
You were trapped in this environment with these people. Of

661
00:38:38.159 --> 00:38:40.079
course you're going to find a couple of them that

662
00:38:40.159 --> 00:38:42.480
you feel really connected to, that you think you can

663
00:38:42.519 --> 00:38:45.760
spend the rest of your life with. Yeah.

664
00:38:45.960 --> 00:38:48.599
I've narrowed it down from everybody in the world to

665
00:38:48.760 --> 00:38:52.880
these fifteen people. And if I'm inside these fifteen people,

666
00:38:52.920 --> 00:38:56.119
I will find some sort of common thread, some sort

667
00:38:56.159 --> 00:38:56.840
of common thing.

668
00:38:58.800 --> 00:39:02.199
When do we get to go outside?

669
00:39:03.159 --> 00:39:08.400
When you declare your love for somebody, It's been nothing

670
00:39:08.400 --> 00:39:11.159
but these fifteen women in Gin for the last three weeks.

671
00:39:18.239 --> 00:39:20.000
You're listening to the tree House.

672
00:39:20.599 --> 00:39:24.079
Visit us online at Treehouse on air dot com.

673
00:39:24.159 --> 00:39:25.760
And that's how you know if it's really bad. Is

674
00:39:25.760 --> 00:39:29.119
at the end of it, she says, I choose the Gin.

675
00:39:44.039 --> 00:39:51.280
You're visit us online at Treehouse air dot com.

676
00:39:51.320 --> 00:39:54.519
Do you like to watch well, you can watch us

677
00:39:54.599 --> 00:39:57.440
on YouTube. Yes, we have clips of the show right

678
00:39:57.519 --> 00:40:00.360
on YouTube. Just search for the Treehouse Show podcast or

679
00:40:00.480 --> 00:40:03.960
go directly to our channel YouTube dot com slash at

680
00:40:04.000 --> 00:40:07.519
Treehouse on Air. That's YouTube dot com slash at Treehouse

681
00:40:07.559 --> 00:40:12.079
on Air. Because Treehouse TV is on you can see

682
00:40:12.119 --> 00:40:14.920
our ugly mugs right there on YouTube. I'm Danil Malley

683
00:40:14.960 --> 00:40:17.800
along with Trey Trendholm, Raj Sharma and special guest inside

684
00:40:17.800 --> 00:40:20.800
the Treehouse today Bernie, one of our radio pals from

685
00:40:21.000 --> 00:40:25.320
DFW back in the day, and we actually started the

686
00:40:25.360 --> 00:40:28.239
show Bernie right before you popped in with a story

687
00:40:28.280 --> 00:40:34.320
about OnlyFans creator, OnlyFans Sex Content creator Bonnie Blue Slash

688
00:40:34.360 --> 00:40:36.360
Lily Phillips. We're not sure which name she goes by

689
00:40:36.719 --> 00:40:38.880
day to day, but she's that chick. I don't know

690
00:40:38.920 --> 00:40:46.920
if you're familiar with her. Recently, she was trying to

691
00:40:47.079 --> 00:40:52.440
do the new world record of one thousand. The new

692
00:40:52.440 --> 00:40:54.119
world record she was trying to bring. She was trying

693
00:40:54.159 --> 00:40:56.679
to Jesus Christ, I can't get that's out. I now

694
00:40:56.760 --> 00:40:58.280
know what it's like to have too many things in

695
00:40:58.320 --> 00:41:00.320
your mouth. That's kind of how she was like. Wellure

696
00:41:00.760 --> 00:41:03.000
in twenty four hours, she was trying to have sex

697
00:41:03.079 --> 00:41:08.360
with one thousand men, and I go. Yeah, and I

698
00:41:08.400 --> 00:41:12.599
think in the middle of her attempted feet although I

699
00:41:12.599 --> 00:41:14.199
don't know if she used any feet, although that might

700
00:41:14.199 --> 00:41:17.559
have helped. There was a guy there getting footage for

701
00:41:17.599 --> 00:41:21.639
a documentary, and while he was getting footage for a documentary,

702
00:41:22.039 --> 00:41:25.159
one of the guys in line, his mom shows up

703
00:41:26.519 --> 00:41:30.760
and forces him to leave before he can partake in

704
00:41:30.800 --> 00:41:33.920
the Lily Phillips gang bang, which is of course super embarrassing.

705
00:41:34.239 --> 00:41:34.719
Mom.

706
00:41:35.159 --> 00:41:35.639
Yeah.

707
00:41:35.920 --> 00:41:39.679
The good news is, if you're Lily Phillips slash Bonnie Blue,

708
00:41:39.880 --> 00:41:44.559
it looks like she actually hit her goal. Well yeah,

709
00:41:44.920 --> 00:41:47.960
because she now claims that she's slept with over one

710
00:41:48.000 --> 00:41:52.760
thousand men in less than twenty four hours.

711
00:41:53.079 --> 00:42:00.119
That is I mean, congratulations, I guess, yeah, good for you.

712
00:42:01.440 --> 00:42:03.559
Yeah, I mean and apparently she was able to do

713
00:42:03.639 --> 00:42:07.159
it and add some to the list, So it wasn't

714
00:42:07.199 --> 00:42:09.360
she It's not like she stopped at one thousand, right.

715
00:42:09.880 --> 00:42:13.920
She didn't just break the record. She shattered the record.

716
00:42:14.239 --> 00:42:18.559
She shot past it as it were sure she was.

717
00:42:18.639 --> 00:42:22.800
She successfully unseated Lisa Sparks, the Kentucky portn star who

718
00:42:22.840 --> 00:42:25.920
held the Guinness World Record for having sex with nine

719
00:42:25.960 --> 00:42:28.320
hundred and nineteen men in one day. That was all

720
00:42:28.360 --> 00:42:30.320
the way back in two thousand and four. Fast forward

721
00:42:30.400 --> 00:42:34.840
to today, Bonnie Blue was able to get one thousand

722
00:42:34.840 --> 00:42:38.079
and fifty seven in the same amount of time, exceeding

723
00:42:38.159 --> 00:42:41.760
sparks as Milestone by more than one hundred guys. They

724
00:42:41.800 --> 00:42:46.079
even said, according to her representatives, as she hit one thousand,

725
00:42:46.119 --> 00:42:49.199
there were still fifty seven men left in line who

726
00:42:49.280 --> 00:42:53.920
Bonnie wanted the pleasure before ending the twelve hour day.

727
00:42:55.320 --> 00:42:56.960
Really, and she really is an eager beaver.

728
00:43:00.320 --> 00:43:05.599
What never mind, no, no, no, And keep in mind,

729
00:43:06.000 --> 00:43:10.840
she's twenty five years old, and she's if we're being honest,

730
00:43:10.880 --> 00:43:12.480
if we can look at this from an abstract point

731
00:43:12.480 --> 00:43:14.320
of view, she's twenty five years old. In every goal

732
00:43:14.360 --> 00:43:16.360
she has set for herself, she has hit, and in

733
00:43:16.400 --> 00:43:18.159
this case, not only did she hit this goal, but

734
00:43:18.199 --> 00:43:19.000
she surpassed it.

735
00:43:19.360 --> 00:43:23.000
Sure, I mean, she's just kind of the Olympic athlete.

736
00:43:23.480 --> 00:43:26.719
There's an Olympic athlete somewhere if this were an Olympic sport.

737
00:43:27.719 --> 00:43:32.000
And I realized that this, you know, is looked down

738
00:43:32.079 --> 00:43:36.199
upon in many people's eyes and in some industries. But

739
00:43:36.320 --> 00:43:39.639
I really don't know if there's ever been a bigger opportunity,

740
00:43:39.719 --> 00:43:43.519
a wider opportunity if you will, for gatorade to jump

741
00:43:43.559 --> 00:43:49.320
in and say, hey, you know what, or whatever sport.

742
00:43:49.039 --> 00:43:55.159
You play, mm hmm, yeah, you gotta quench that thirst.

743
00:43:56.920 --> 00:43:59.400
So when it comes gatorade on your head at the

744
00:43:59.480 --> 00:44:01.280
very end, you wonder why you're wet.

745
00:44:02.000 --> 00:44:03.320
She's just glad it was get herd.

746
00:44:05.079 --> 00:44:07.480
And they say gen Z has no ambition.

747
00:44:11.760 --> 00:44:15.159
They set goals, damn it.

748
00:44:14.800 --> 00:44:15.920
A LinkedIn page.

749
00:44:16.639 --> 00:44:19.320
She's like, She's like, I want to bang a thousand

750
00:44:19.400 --> 00:44:21.880
dudes and every std simultaneously.

751
00:44:23.039 --> 00:44:25.280
I'm just glad that it's not, you know, I mean,

752
00:44:25.440 --> 00:44:27.440
if you look at it from that standpoint tray, you're

753
00:44:27.559 --> 00:44:30.119
very very right. She is full of ambition. She's full

754
00:44:30.159 --> 00:44:32.920
of other stuff as well, but at least ambition found

755
00:44:32.960 --> 00:44:38.679
a nook to hide in. Thanks for hanging out with

756
00:44:38.760 --> 00:44:42.000
us inside the treehouse today, Bernie. Thank you so much.

757
00:44:42.039 --> 00:44:44.320
We appreciate you taking the time from your busy morning

758
00:44:44.400 --> 00:44:46.440
show schedule across the country to hang out with us

759
00:44:46.440 --> 00:44:47.320
inside the treehouse.

760
00:44:47.480 --> 00:44:48.559
Oh it's a pleasure, guys.

761
00:44:48.599 --> 00:44:53.360
Thank you, And always keep in mind that no matter

762
00:44:53.400 --> 00:44:56.840
how low you go, it's hard to be lower than

763
00:44:56.840 --> 00:45:00.119
Bernie broadcasting from his own basement in Ohio, it's.

764
00:45:01.599 --> 00:45:04.480
I mean, it's unnecessary. It's an unnecessary way to end

765
00:45:04.480 --> 00:45:05.039
the program.

766
00:45:05.239 --> 00:45:11.159
That he's living the dream. It just he didn't understand

767
00:45:11.159 --> 00:45:13.360
that the reality of that dream would be in his basement.

768
00:45:13.400 --> 00:45:15.039
But I'm happy.

769
00:45:15.000 --> 00:45:17.599
Yeah, joke's on you. I haven't taken my pajama fans

770
00:45:17.599 --> 00:45:18.800
off since COVID ended.

771
00:45:20.400 --> 00:45:21.480
You might want to watch those

772
00:45:24.119 --> 00:45:26.559
We'll see you guys tomorrow right here inside the treehouse.