May 25, 2026

Memorial Day Laugh Marathon | The Best of The Treehouse Show 😂

Memorial Day Laugh Marathon | The Best of The Treehouse Show 😂

Welcome to the Memorial Day Best Of edition of The Treehouse Show! We dug through the Treehouse archives and packed this episode with some of our favorite moments, funniest conversations, wildest viral stories, ridiculous takes, and biggest laughs...

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Welcome to the Memorial Day Best Of edition of The Treehouse Show!

We dug through the Treehouse archives and packed this episode with some of our favorite moments, funniest conversations, wildest viral stories, ridiculous takes, and biggest laughs from the year so far.

Whether you're road-tripping, grilling, relaxing by the pool, or trying to survive awkward family conversations this Memorial Day weekend… we’ve got you covered.

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As we take today to remember and honor our service

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members who have paid the ultimate price for freedom in

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our country. Lee's enjoy a few of our favorite moments

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from earlier this year, including a what a Burger beat

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down and the Ministry of Sex with our dearly departed

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Raj Sharma, it is time to leave your worries outside

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and laugh with us inside the treehouse. I'm Dan O'Malley

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along with Trey Trenholm, Raj Sharma, and Jerry Caldwell. I'll

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tell you right now that if it was hang on,

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how do I want to phrase this? Let's try this approach.

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I never felt the pull into government work or to

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do anything political in life as a career, but if

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the United States had its own Ministry of Sex, I

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think that might have changed my mind. As a young person.

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Armenia is on the cutting edge of things, Although it

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may not necessarily be in a good way. Armenia could

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be set to establish a Ministry of sex to ensure

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there are no unsatisfied women in the country. This is

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under proposals floated by a newly formed opposition party.

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Do they get arrested for faking it?

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Look, there's lots of questions here, there's lots of policy

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debates to be had.

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Uh, this is part of the Hey, this guy's one

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of his reasons is so there are less unsatisfied women

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in Armenia.

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It is a big goal.

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Now. Now why he wants more women to be satisfied

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is a whole other story.

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Yeah, whenever men do something, and I cannot stress this enough, ladies,

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other dudes somewhere in between. If you're ever wondering why

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a man is doing something, ask him. He'll probably tell you.

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And also, don't just guess, like if a guy's doing

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something in his mind he has a reason for it.

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Really usually Yeah, I think.

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That's just you, you on your behalf.

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Really, when you guys do something, you don't have a

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reason for it.

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Not always, or are we talking about just in general

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or sexually in general?

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I mean sexually as well.

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Just man, I don't think you always have to have

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a reason to do something.

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You can always regret. That's why regrets are there.

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Didn't have the reasoning to see past the fact that

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you're gonna regret doing this.

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Yeah, but I guarantee you the reason you did the

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thing that you now regret, you had a reason for

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doing it. In the first place might not have been

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a good reason, but a reason nonetheless.

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Anyway, Okay, that's that's better. Not a good reason, right, that's.

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Why it's very specific. A reason, A reason, yeah, gott say,

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a good one, just a reason, kind of like what's

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happening in Armenia. Armenia could be said to establish a

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ministry of sex to ensure that there are no unsatisfied

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women in the country, under proposals floated by a newly

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formed opposition party. Good luck going against that policy. Now,

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is this minister going to be female? Oh no, that's

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silly talking, Jerry. The eyebrow raising idea was proposed by

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Sargist Corruptian a scene your figure in the Strong Armenia Party.

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This is ahead of parliamentary elections due to take place

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this summer. Mister Correptian suggested that sexual dissatisfaction among women

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was fueling increased political activism, particularly among middle aged white women,

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a claim that has already sparked at least a little

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bit of backlash online. And Yes it gets better. Asked

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whether a government body should be created to address this issue,

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Correptian said it should, adding that such a Ministry of

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Sex could also play a role in tackling Armenia's declining

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birth rate. The idea of a dedicated ministry was initially

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raised by an Armenian sociologists who claimed on this particular

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podcast that women had become more politically active because of

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sexual dissatisfaction. And uh. The guy who hosted this conversation

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went further by suggesting a specific government department be established

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to oversee the issue. And then mister Correptian said it

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should be called the Ministry of Sex. And you know what,

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I have to hand it to them. This is a

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bold new take. I mean, not only do these guys

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think feminism is bad, but they seem to think that

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the cure for it is to from real good.

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Listen, don't don't poo poo this.

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Because that's part of the bill.

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Armenia. Listen. They they can do something special here because

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when they open this they they can bring on their

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native children, the Kardashians and Bringham.

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I hadn't thought about this. Yes, please God make this happen.

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And if you've never been to Armenia, it's beautiful. All

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you have to do is go to Glendale, California. That's

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where they all are. So there's no there's no low

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birth rate. They just keep moving to Glendale. You know,

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Drey brings up a very very solid point.

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I mean, if even if, even if you don't agree

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with this policy on a political level, if if you

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are anti Kardashian, this is a good thing. This makes

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it very difficult to vote against.

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I mean, well, I just don't know if they'll have

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enough room for their asses.

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But listen, because that this could take on its own life.

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I mean, they can inspire the women of Armenia because

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they can then learn how to fuck for money.

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I think they already got that locked down.

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That's what he's getting at Raj. What happens is Armenia

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can bring the Kardashians home, and then the Kardashians can

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bring their wealth and influence and what they're really good at,

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like trade. Just said, two of the Armenian people.

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And whoever is the top Armenian athlete, they can ruin them.

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Mm hm, I am I see it right now. I

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am really irritated with Kim Kardashian because I I my

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one sport, my one athlete that I lived is now

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ruined because she's dating Lewis Hamilton and it's absolutely pissing

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me off. Now I have to have a I by

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one sport that I love my F one Sundays, because

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it's it's it doesn't have all the American bs except

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for the couple of races they have here.

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Let's Trey. Let's be honest here, it's a sport called

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F one. It was only a matter of time that

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the Kardashians showed up at it. It's more of a

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shock that they didn't start there. If it was called

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black one, they'd all be there, that's right. Uh, if

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it was F one black there.

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But if they go to Armenia and you talk about

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the top athlete, I don't think there's a lot of

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black athletes in Armenia, and you don't want them to

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fly out ray j a uh solo than.

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Anything, right, you know what, Armenia. Armenia might take a

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hit when it comes to medals in the Olympics because

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the Kardashians will ruin all their athletes, but the birth

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rate will go up, so goal achieved.

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I mean twenty years later, they're doing a devil Worst

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Product sequel. If you could have a Kim and ray

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j a sequel. I think it's been about twenty.

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Years and if you're if you have a ministry of

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sex in the country of Armenia, that would then be

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in the classrooms. It's Kim and Ray J Part two.

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And that's the video everyone watches when it's a substitute teacher.

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That's their PSA.

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That's what.

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And if you're saying, if you're not sexually satisfied, that

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you're into political activism, I understand that.

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That's why I think Hillary Clinton keeps running.

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It's also much she'll never stop.

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That's Bill's secret he withhold just to keep her out

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related things. We've covered that on the show already how

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storms and severe weather can affect your home. Specifically, hail

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one of the worst culprits to damaging homes. What's one

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of the biggest chunks of hale you've seen in your business?

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Personally about a three inch heilstorm. That was the largest

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one I've seen. Now, granted we get out there. Sometimes

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you're out right after the event. People will call us

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because they have holes that are coming in their windows,

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are actually coming through their decking of their house, you know.

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So those are usually when we find the largest ones.

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And then the next morning, believe it or not, there'll

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still be piles of hail around people's homes. Because when

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you have a substantial hailstorm, you're talking about large quantities,

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and so it doesn't melt usually overnight. It's usually setting

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there the next morning in the little covis's and your

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yards are still. And when hell comes down in those

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large storms, it knocks all the leaves off, almost all

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the trees. You can even see concrete and grass because

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there's tree debris over everything in the neighborhood. So, I mean,

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if you ever drive through after a hell event, it's astonishing.

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It looks like a war zone. Almost.

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I mean you got, like I said, there's landscaping debris everywhere.

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There's all those people's personal effects, you know, things from

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their landscaping, their backyard. I mean, you got bikes in

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the middle of the street, skateboard I mean, it's just

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it's crazy. But yeah, three inch. But I do know

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that South Texas gets a lot of the large, large hill.

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Last year, I want to say it was a six

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and a half inch I think a stone that came down.

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It was one of the largest ones ever recorded. So

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it's substantially what thing come out. And then even in Ralette,

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I think that was like twenty sixteen, they had hell

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the size of cantelopes coming through and it was so

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powerful it was actually coming through the people's roofs, all

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the way through the decking into their home.

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Oh god.

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There were actually people that had claims on furniture, breaking

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glass tables. I remember specifically there was a refrigerator that

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got put on pictures in the network and it had

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a dent in it from a hailstorm coming through the

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decking and hitting the refrigerator. I don't know how many

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people can say they actually had a refrigerator on the

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Hell claim it's their streehouse.

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It's amazing what can happen when you ask a bunch

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of strangers for their opinion and their advice, and then

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they give it to you, and you're shocked at what

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some of them have to say. You shouldn't be You

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should not be shocked by what some of these people

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are going to tell you because you opened it up.

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You opened up this forum, and you asked a question,

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and you got some answers, some of which you may

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not have wanted, some of which you may feel compelled

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to call the authorities on. But I mean, that's what

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happens when you ask a bunch of people something and

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everyone has the power of anonymity.

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Well you also, let's keep in mind, I mean, go

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back to the whole Reddit game stop stock thing that

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you know, where they just drove up the price. I mean,

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and it's a it was a fascinating study. But keep

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in mind with the people that profited most off the

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game stop deal on Reddit was a guy living in

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his mom's basement.

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H It's the ultimate stereotype. It is, and I power

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to the people it goes to show. I think Reddit

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is a great example of the power of the Internet.

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For both good and evil.

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Agreed, A there's nothing you can't find on redd m

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hm h. And but it also it as society progresses

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in the Internet is just more and more a staple

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of people's lives. And I it's just amazing that people

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will just throw stuff out there for advice to a

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bunch of strangers. And I mean, and maybe maybe there's

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something cathartic about it. I don't know that I'll ever try.

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I think you may be onto something there because I

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have heard and I don't know if this is coming

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from actual professionals or this just you know online, you know,

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social media experts or experts on social media saying like,

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if if there's something that you're holding on to, whether

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it's a past regret or something you wish you could

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have told someone in the moment, something you wish you

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could have said for some situation, whatever it is, write

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a letter to that person or to yourself, get it out,

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put it on paper, and then just you don't even

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send it to the person. It's just you just write

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it down kind of like a journal. And and that's

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supposed to be somehow cathartic. Maybe that's what this is

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in digital form, I feel really bad about neglecting my mom.

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So I'm going to write this thing on Reddit. Maybe

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it'll make me feel better. But not if you read

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all the comments that aimed at me, bro, that could

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be aimed at both of us.

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I don't feel bad about neglecting my mom.

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By the a hole. Yeah, I'm gonna need more information, please. Yeah,

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that topic is a shotgun and you and I both

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are downrange.

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Oh yeah, that one would be a really tough one

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for me right now, because yeah, my mom blew blue

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through all her money.

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Uh oh yeah, is she asking you for some uh huh?

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And it's an odd feeling, isn't it.

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It's a very odd feeling. And you know, I've tried

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to help her out some. I wish I had made

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better decisions in my life that I was in a

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position I could help her out uh more. But now

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all he can do is help her sell some of

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her crap. And but at the same time, I warned

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her about this a year ago because where she was living,

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I go, you need to scale down. Your money is finite.

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And anytime I've tried to get you know, I tried

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to help take control of her finances and getting better organized.

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I was told to basically f off and.

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Okay, here she is and.

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Here she is, you know, but you know, and then

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I start looking through things and I'm going, oh, so

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you needlessly were having your dog walked three times a day.

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Oh wow, when someone was there in the morning, could

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have done it. And then it was like, hey, all right,

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good luck.

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All right.

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So now your mom is out of money and you're

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helping her to find ways to sell some of her

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things to get money right right eBay and the like.

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Have you considered seeing how much you could get just

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for her, just sell her to someone else, like here

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put a bow on her and here here's a mom.

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Take it.

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I've yeah, that's I have better luck with a ninety

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five Ultima with two hundred and fifty thousand miles. No

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that even you know. The more fascinating thing is she

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flew it flooted it out there one time about what

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I could cut live with you? Oh no, the fun

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You're not.

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No, you can't just get that out of your head

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right now.

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And uh And part of it is like because she,

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you know, in a kind of a guilt trip moment,

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was like, well you would do it for your stepmother? Yeah,

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you're out of would.

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It's a harsh truth, mom, But yeah, you backed me

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into her corner. And yes, I'm going to be honest

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with you about it now.

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Yes, and mind you, this is two days after her basically,

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when she was telling me all my life's mistakes and

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I said anything else, she goes, yeah, you were born.

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And you're still taking care of her.

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I'm trying to yeah, mm hmmm where she lives right now?

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Is it on the first floor?

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No?

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Well, after a bomb like that, I can only think

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of one place to make yourself feel better, And that's right.

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What did you find? What did you find that made

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you feel better?

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Oh, there's a lot of things. So a couple of

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my my favorite reddits are number one, am I the asshole? M?

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And then the other one there's uh, well there's a

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couple of relationship reddits, but the first one am I

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the asshole for evicting my girlfriend of three years.

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No, I'm just gonna go on face value. I love,

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I love, I love doing these just on the headline

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and just going with my gut reaction based on next

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to no information. If he felt the need or she whatever,

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If this person felt the need to evict the girlfriend

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after three years she did something wrong.

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I'm yeah, oh you're you are not wrong, So it's

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a good feeling. I'll summarize this a little bit. The

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guy's thirty three. He received an inheritance when he was

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twenty four, bought a cool condo in downtown Vancouver. Been

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dating a girl for three years, and she's been living

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there for the last two years.

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Uh.

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He makes more money with her, so he doesn't charge

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her a lot of rent or anything else. And he

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said pretty much pays for everything. About a month ago,

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they were supposed to go out on a Saturday, but

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she canceled the plans and said she had to go

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to a family dinner that he wasn't invited to, which

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normally he his, and said her parents live about an

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hour away and they were going to discuss what to

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do with her grandmother that was getting DIMENTI so aed

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in long story shorts. She leaves for the day to

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go to her air quotes family meeting, briefly calls him

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that night saying she's had a couple of glasses of

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wine with her mom and is going to spend the

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night there, but then doesn't show up. The next morning,

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he calls the mom, and Mom's like, no, I don't

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know what you're talking about. I haven't seen her. There

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was no family meeting. Oh man, so as any guy

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would or any any person if they found this out.

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You know, he's obviously getting angrier by the second.

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Oh yeah, said because your imagination starts taking over and

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creating these wild and horrible scenarios, and they run the gamut,

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some of which involve her being dead in a ditch

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and some of her just being faced down, ass up

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and front of a train.

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Yes, and that is uh, he's so. Then shortly after

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he said, someone starts trying to buzz in to get

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into the building and it's his girlfriend. She's lost her

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fob to get into the building. And uh, obviously he

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confronted her and said she lied to him. Went clubbing

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with a friend. They met a group of three guys,

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started to go back to their place. She said, she

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of course did nothing. It was just her friend that

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was having sex with them.

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Okay, what you were just fielming if that and and

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if that was true, you didn't feel that you could

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tell me that. Instead, you decided to create some lie

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about family and blah blah blah blah, blah, that was premeditated.

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Come on, lady, that's not even a good lie. Like

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Thanos had a point. Okay, overall, Thanols had a point point,

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but more specifically, like when he's talking to uh, what's

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your face? Saying I never taught you to lie? I

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should it's like he's saying, it's like you're so bad

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at it M And that's what this sounds like. If

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you're bad at lying, don't do it. Just don't. I mean,

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you shouldn't lie anyway, But I get it. Shit happens.

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But if you're gonna do it, do it well.

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Do it well, and and tie up loose ends so

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you know when you're gonna include your family and your life,

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either give them the heads up or don't do it

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because they're just right off the bat, you've left yourself

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open to someone going no, I don't know what you're

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talking about. Yeah, so anyways, No, dude, you are not

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the asshole you had every right kicker the f out. Yeah.

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Absolutely, it's not even close.

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This.

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Why did you feel that he didn't need advice, he

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just needed support.

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Well, I I am sure, I am sure there are

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people who have been you were like, oh my gosh,

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but but she needed a place to live. How could

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you just put her out on the street? What was

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she should have thought about that?

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Yeah, if it sounds like she knows, it sounds to

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me like she knows of at least one place that

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she'd be with to.

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Those guys upondents, are you know her friend? But you

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know also when you're gonna say that, no, I was

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just sitting there. My friend was the one getting railed.

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Yeah, yeah, I'm not buying that lady.

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Sorry, So no, dude, you are not the asshole, and

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don't don't listen to anyone who makes you feel like

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you are.

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Yeah, this really is a scenario that this one's not

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a complicated at all. I was thinking it was going

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to be a thing like she was taking advantage of

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him and find finances and he's floating it and evicted her.

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It's like when he when I realized when the headline

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was am I the a hole for evicting my girlfriend

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of three years? I was thinking of it. It sounded

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more like a landlord issue. She was taking advantage of

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the situation, not paying rent, not cleaning, doing all these

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things that would make you a very terrible tenant, which

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he didn't just evict her from the building. I mean,

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it's like he evicted her from the relationship. Like, wait,

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so the headline is a little misleading.

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Well, judging by the comments that was some of the

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people were on there saying, and I don't know what

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the laws are in Canada, but some people were like, oh,

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she's entitled the part of the equity in your place.

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Now He's like, no, she's not. I've taught to an attorney,

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and but a lot of people are here like, well,

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you can't just put her out on the streets. Yeah

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you can't.

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I really can. I absolutely, And if she didn't, it's

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my house.

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And if she didn't want to be put out on

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the streets, you should have thought about that before. Yeah,

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at least they had a backup. Always have a backup plan.

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Mm hmm. It sounds like her backup plan.

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Was backing up.

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Uh. Well, yeah, I have I have. I have no

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sympathy for for someone in this situation, and I don't

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understand people that would say, well, shouldn't have a place

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to go, Well, she should have thought about that before

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she helped somebody come.

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Exactly.

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That's what I can't that's what I can't stand. I

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can't stand it when people don't think one or two

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steps ahead, they just start doing shit. Think about it,

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Think about it just a little bit, Think about what if?

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What if? What is the worst possible thing that could

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happen if I go through with this lie?

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My boyfriend finds out well, and the guys that use

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me like a slut don't want me.

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Yeah, had she thought of that, she might have, you know,

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not done what she did, or she at least would

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have had a plan in place just in case the

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worst case happens as it did. See, if you prepare

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yourself for the worst, but hope for the best, you'll

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be better prepared.

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Sage advice, sir, sage advice.

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Especially if, especially, if you have plans to run a

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train and you're the conductor.

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All right, So the next one, Oh oh, there's more,

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There's a lot more. There's but this one. It's a funny,

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funny thing. But at the end is where I'm like,

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this is why you don't you really should think before

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you post on reddick or Reddit or any forum on

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the internet. The title is this weird libido change. In

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my late twenties twenty eight, I've always had a fairly libido,

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but lately when within the last year it got naf hand.

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I've always masturbated clatorally, and usually that was enough to

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satisfy me. But now I'm left wanting for more. I

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can't get satisfied. It's like my vagina is literally craving dick,

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like I need to put something in there. It's almost

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like an eight. What the F.

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It's almost like a what an ache? Oh? Got it? Yeah,

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So I'll admit I was. I will admit I'm a

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little sexist on this one because right up until you

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mentioned platorally, I assume this.

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Is exactly well, that's so, here's the you know, it's

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so bad. I even got back with an X just

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that for the physical MC, but broke that off. Now

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the ache is back. I need to have sex, don't

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have a boyfriend. I hate this. Does this happen to everyone?

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Is my body just trying to get me pregnant? L

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O L oh my god fml.

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L O L.

470
00:28:58.799 --> 00:29:05.680
But then edit to the pathetic ass perverts trying to

471
00:29:05.759 --> 00:29:08.519
DM me, I'm not looking at any of your messages.

472
00:29:08.799 --> 00:29:12.039
I'm simply hitting ignore and moving on with my day.

473
00:29:12.359 --> 00:29:15.279
What did you think was gonna happen when you posted

474
00:29:15.319 --> 00:29:18.720
on Reddit that you and needed constant dick.

475
00:29:26.519 --> 00:29:31.039
What what? What? What were your expectations here did you?

476
00:29:31.160 --> 00:29:33.480
I mean, look, guys, guys will send that stuff at

477
00:29:33.480 --> 00:29:36.279
the drop of a hat anyway, just just the mere

478
00:29:36.440 --> 00:29:41.519
hint of an invitation, Guys will send that stuff. And

479
00:29:41.559 --> 00:29:44.200
here you're saying it's wide open for business and you're

480
00:29:44.200 --> 00:29:46.279
mad that people are coming knocking down your door.

481
00:29:50.720 --> 00:29:54.359
And this is something we have talked about for years,

482
00:29:54.440 --> 00:29:57.160
and it's just the truth. If you were a girl,

483
00:29:58.200 --> 00:30:00.799
I don't care what you look like, your weight is

484
00:30:00.839 --> 00:30:03.759
anything else. If you want to get laid, you can

485
00:30:03.799 --> 00:30:04.400
get d.

486
00:30:06.160 --> 00:30:10.079
Mm hmm. There's always at least one guy, always somewhere.

487
00:30:10.680 --> 00:30:14.359
There's always at least one. You may typically more than but.

488
00:30:14.960 --> 00:30:18.799
Especially you know, go to a bar, find some drunk ones.

489
00:30:21.440 --> 00:30:23.759
You can always find one. But yeah, what what did

490
00:30:23.799 --> 00:30:29.799
you expect when you post on Reddit that you are

491
00:30:29.920 --> 00:30:34.359
literally craving dick? Did you not think they were gonna

492
00:30:34.359 --> 00:30:35.240
come out of the woodwork?

493
00:30:36.759 --> 00:30:38.279
Did you just think it was going to be a

494
00:30:38.279 --> 00:30:39.200
flood of empathy?

495
00:30:41.920 --> 00:30:46.599
Yeah, that's so good luck to you, lady.

496
00:30:49.279 --> 00:30:53.039
It's just how do you not know this about life

497
00:30:53.119 --> 00:30:56.279
in general? Which is the old saying you reap what

498
00:30:56.319 --> 00:30:59.200
you sew. You get back what you put out into

499
00:30:59.240 --> 00:31:03.880
the world. If you put out onto Reddit that you

500
00:31:03.920 --> 00:31:04.839
have it crazy.

501
00:31:04.960 --> 00:31:08.000
Yeah, and then and then a bunch of people go,

502
00:31:08.640 --> 00:31:14.720
here's my offering, how why are you bad? I mean,

503
00:31:15.079 --> 00:31:19.200
if you you basically just ran an ad and people.

504
00:31:18.960 --> 00:31:20.799
Showing you put out there that you needed money, and

505
00:31:20.920 --> 00:31:24.200
a bunch of people sent you money, you wouldn't be pissed.

506
00:31:25.759 --> 00:31:31.759
Yeah, God, oh people. You know what, as much as

507
00:31:31.799 --> 00:31:34.200
I hate people, and I do I want that. No,

508
00:31:35.160 --> 00:31:37.960
the older I get, the more people I hate.

509
00:31:39.359 --> 00:31:39.720
You know what.

510
00:31:39.759 --> 00:31:42.440
That sounds too specific. Let me step back and make

511
00:31:42.480 --> 00:31:45.839
that more broad, is what I mean. The older I get,

512
00:31:47.079 --> 00:31:52.240
the more I hate people. Yeah, just all. And this

513
00:31:52.359 --> 00:31:56.359
is another great example of that people having certain expectations

514
00:31:56.519 --> 00:32:02.279
and not realizing what's going to happen. My hope is

515
00:32:02.319 --> 00:32:05.920
that she's learned from this and now going forward, she'll

516
00:32:06.160 --> 00:32:13.400
think about the things she posts and you know how like, uh,

517
00:32:13.440 --> 00:32:18.480
what's the term dog whistle? Yeah, that's that's what she did.

518
00:32:18.559 --> 00:32:20.720
She just blew a really big dog whistle in the

519
00:32:20.759 --> 00:32:23.160
middle of this Reddit form and they came and running.

520
00:32:24.160 --> 00:32:25.119
Why are you surprised?

521
00:32:26.799 --> 00:32:30.599
Why are you surprised? And and and you could have

522
00:32:30.720 --> 00:32:33.000
said that out loud at a bar, posted it on Reddit,

523
00:32:33.039 --> 00:32:37.839
posted it on any social media, and they're gonna come running.

524
00:32:40.720 --> 00:32:41.519
Swinging.

525
00:32:44.200 --> 00:32:45.759
Like parksan.

526
00:32:50.440 --> 00:32:51.400
From vain to Vein.

527
00:32:54.720 --> 00:33:04.319
All right, one more, all right, here we go. My

528
00:33:04.519 --> 00:33:10.160
girlfriend recently betrayed me. For a long time. Most of

529
00:33:10.160 --> 00:33:15.799
my life, I was very overweight, weighing in at you know,

530
00:33:17.519 --> 00:33:21.400
about five eleven and three hundred and forty pounds. Over

531
00:33:21.400 --> 00:33:23.720
the last year, I lost a lot of weight, got fit,

532
00:33:23.839 --> 00:33:27.519
finally found a diet that's stuck, and even got a girlfriend.

533
00:33:29.119 --> 00:33:31.240
Never felt better and more comfortable in my own skin

534
00:33:31.319 --> 00:33:39.720
than I have recently. So for Halloween, my girlfriend and

535
00:33:39.759 --> 00:33:43.839
I decided to dress up, and she wanted to do

536
00:33:43.920 --> 00:33:46.759
something from Rocky Horror Picture Show, and I dressed up

537
00:33:46.759 --> 00:33:52.039
as Frankenfurter. Now, for those of you who don't know,

538
00:33:52.119 --> 00:33:53.680
that's basically a man in.

539
00:33:53.680 --> 00:33:58.799
Lingerie, it's the Tim Curris role, right, that's correct, got it?

540
00:33:59.319 --> 00:34:00.759
Thank you for saving me the search.

541
00:34:03.799 --> 00:34:08.039
My girlfriend found it incredibly hot. We had the best

542
00:34:08.079 --> 00:34:12.039
sex of our lives that night, and after that she

543
00:34:12.199 --> 00:34:14.480
kept wanting me to put it on and has even

544
00:34:14.519 --> 00:34:23.159
bought me some more lingerie. Everything was going great until

545
00:34:23.159 --> 00:34:25.480
I found out that she was telling all our friends

546
00:34:26.000 --> 00:34:28.719
about how I like to dress up in lingerie and

547
00:34:28.800 --> 00:34:30.400
have sex with her.

548
00:34:31.159 --> 00:34:36.679
Oh no, that is the ultimate betrayal.

549
00:34:38.239 --> 00:34:42.039
So now I'm not quite sure what to do. I

550
00:34:42.079 --> 00:34:43.679
think I have to break up with her. I feel

551
00:34:43.679 --> 00:34:48.119
incredibly betrayed. Was I stupid to trust her so much?

552
00:34:49.840 --> 00:34:50.199
Yes?

553
00:34:50.800 --> 00:34:52.840
Well, and Dan, this is where I wanted to ask you,

554
00:34:53.480 --> 00:34:56.159
at what point do you tell your partner these deep

555
00:34:56.159 --> 00:34:58.360
down secrets?

556
00:35:00.719 --> 00:35:05.000
Well, this one's weird. I believe in open communication you

557
00:35:05.000 --> 00:35:06.639
should build the voice of the things you want and

558
00:35:06.719 --> 00:35:12.039
need in the bedroom. Sure, but this one, this ain't

559
00:35:12.119 --> 00:35:17.039
right because it sounds to me if I'm receiving all

560
00:35:17.039 --> 00:35:19.119
the information that you've put out there that this guy

561
00:35:19.159 --> 00:35:24.480
put on Reddit correctly. He was cool with his new

562
00:35:24.559 --> 00:35:27.320
hot body and decided to show it off a little

563
00:35:27.320 --> 00:35:32.320
bit on Halloween. Turned on his girlfriend so much that

564
00:35:34.440 --> 00:35:36.920
she now realizes maybe she didn't realize this is a

565
00:35:36.960 --> 00:35:40.239
thing she was into and until, by the way, what

566
00:35:40.400 --> 00:35:43.159
I wonder is is he into it as much as

567
00:35:43.159 --> 00:35:43.519
she is?

568
00:35:43.639 --> 00:35:43.679
No?

569
00:35:44.480 --> 00:35:48.320
Uh so, Number one, I should I press this. This

570
00:35:49.719 --> 00:35:52.000
was one of these reddits that had constant updates. It

571
00:35:52.039 --> 00:35:54.400
was actually from Halloween a year ago, and so then

572
00:35:54.440 --> 00:35:56.519
it was a bunch of updates since then.

573
00:35:57.920 --> 00:35:58.280
Whatever.

574
00:35:58.920 --> 00:36:03.599
But no, in fact, she was the one who kept

575
00:36:03.599 --> 00:36:07.199
buying him lingerie because it turned her on so much.

576
00:36:07.920 --> 00:36:11.239
But then she started telling her friends about it, and

577
00:36:11.280 --> 00:36:13.079
obviously I think her friends probably looked at it a

578
00:36:13.119 --> 00:36:15.639
little weird. So she was like, yeah, he's got this thing.

579
00:36:15.719 --> 00:36:18.880
You know, it's fetish about dressing up in lingree, which

580
00:36:18.920 --> 00:36:22.679
included obviously when you're a couple, you have other couples

581
00:36:22.679 --> 00:36:25.320
that you're friends with. The guy, she's friends with the girl,

582
00:36:25.519 --> 00:36:29.599
so now his buddies, No, he likes dressing up in lingerie.

583
00:36:32.800 --> 00:36:36.880
First of all, Trey, I'm not saying this is you

584
00:36:37.000 --> 00:36:41.039
at all. I just wanted on the record that if

585
00:36:41.239 --> 00:36:43.960
you were the guy in this scenario and I was

586
00:36:44.320 --> 00:36:48.440
the friend one of your buddies, I really wouldn't give

587
00:36:48.480 --> 00:36:50.639
you that much of a hard time about it. I'd

588
00:36:50.679 --> 00:36:53.800
be like, best sex of your life. Huh, that's good.

589
00:36:53.920 --> 00:36:56.960
Good on you. You do you whatever makes you happy.

590
00:36:57.000 --> 00:36:59.559
You're doing something that makes her happy, and she sold

591
00:36:59.599 --> 00:37:02.599
you out that that's bad. I got you, and I

592
00:37:02.639 --> 00:37:04.280
have the rest of our lives for me. To give

593
00:37:04.280 --> 00:37:09.039
you a hard time about wearing women's lingerie, but ultimately

594
00:37:09.079 --> 00:37:12.199
you were doing something to help their relationship. So from

595
00:37:12.199 --> 00:37:18.559
a macro standpoint, I applaud the effort. And from a

596
00:37:18.599 --> 00:37:22.960
more specific standpoint, he can't just break up with her.

597
00:37:23.000 --> 00:37:24.920
He has to move, he has to fight. Have you

598
00:37:24.920 --> 00:37:26.719
ever heard of this? I saw this online a few

599
00:37:26.719 --> 00:37:32.320
months ago. There's a service that a company in Japan

600
00:37:32.519 --> 00:37:35.719
offers that they will disappear you in the middle of

601
00:37:35.760 --> 00:37:39.920
the night. They will take you, like close up all

602
00:37:39.960 --> 00:37:43.199
your bills, all your business, everything. They will relocate you

603
00:37:43.280 --> 00:37:47.280
into hiding with a brand new life. This is what

604
00:37:47.360 --> 00:37:51.599
That's what this guy needs. If he feels this betrayed

605
00:37:51.679 --> 00:37:53.559
and that he can't look at all the people he

606
00:37:53.679 --> 00:37:57.719
knows in the face anymore, then he should just you know, poof.

607
00:37:59.079 --> 00:38:02.280
But you you would be such a friend that you would,

608
00:38:02.400 --> 00:38:05.079
you know, be like, oh, I understand.

609
00:38:08.199 --> 00:38:09.880
Man, if you're into it, who cares?

610
00:38:11.519 --> 00:38:14.320
I mean you say that. But I also have a

611
00:38:14.360 --> 00:38:18.440
feeling that the next show would be let's talk about

612
00:38:18.639 --> 00:38:22.840
trace lingerie fetish.

613
00:38:22.960 --> 00:38:24.880
Well, I'm not saying I wouldn't use it as shown.

614
00:38:25.960 --> 00:38:29.320
I'm just saying off the air, as a friend, i'd

615
00:38:29.320 --> 00:38:32.880
be there for you. Uh, professionally speaking, I'm gonna run

616
00:38:32.920 --> 00:38:36.880
you over with a lingerie bus. The bus is gonna

617
00:38:36.880 --> 00:38:40.440
have stockings like a microthong thing.

618
00:38:40.679 --> 00:38:43.559
It's gonna you'd be like a little strap on. Jokes

619
00:38:43.599 --> 00:38:44.760
aren't funny anymore, are they?

620
00:38:46.159 --> 00:38:51.079
That is right? Joke about it again? Go ahead, come on,

621
00:38:51.199 --> 00:38:53.840
lover he boy, not the least to what your new

622
00:38:53.880 --> 00:38:54.519
nickname would be.

623
00:38:54.519 --> 00:38:59.760
Freaking well, I don't think you have much to worry

624
00:38:59.800 --> 00:39:10.480
about out of that one. I can't walk in high heels.

625
00:39:07.280 --> 00:39:12.159
One a treehouse On air, a waburger manager was forced

626
00:39:12.199 --> 00:39:14.960
to subdue a customer by beating him with the trash

627
00:39:15.000 --> 00:39:17.639
can after he allegedly assaulted the workers.

628
00:39:18.400 --> 00:39:20.760
Yeah.

629
00:39:21.239 --> 00:39:24.880
Paris police officers responded on February twenty second to a

630
00:39:24.920 --> 00:39:27.199
Waaburger in the twenty four hundred block of North Main

631
00:39:27.280 --> 00:39:31.760
Street in Paris, about two hours northeast of Dallas. The Paris,

632
00:39:31.760 --> 00:39:34.719
Texas Police Department. That's what they said in their press release.

633
00:39:34.960 --> 00:39:37.519
Officers found that a customer at the location was verbally

634
00:39:37.599 --> 00:39:41.679
abusive to the staff. The manager asked the man to leave,

635
00:39:42.440 --> 00:39:45.320
and he complied, but threatened to return to the store

636
00:39:45.360 --> 00:39:51.880
and assault the manager. When police left, the suspect he

637
00:39:52.079 --> 00:39:55.599
was good on his word. He later returned to the

638
00:39:55.639 --> 00:39:58.760
restaurant and assaulted the manager by punching him multiple times,

639
00:39:59.440 --> 00:40:04.440
but the man was able to recover and get instant

640
00:40:04.480 --> 00:40:10.480
revenge by picking up is it just there we go?

641
00:40:10.760 --> 00:40:13.000
The manager was able to get revenge by picking up

642
00:40:13.039 --> 00:40:16.440
the trash can behind the counter and beating the ever

643
00:40:16.559 --> 00:40:20.920
levin out of the suspect with it. I mean, this

644
00:40:21.000 --> 00:40:25.400
looks like a ww E match behind the counter at

645
00:40:25.400 --> 00:40:29.960
the Waterburger in Paris, Texas. Good on this manager, and

646
00:40:30.000 --> 00:40:32.320
he's maintaining cleanliness because he keeps the late tax gloves

647
00:40:32.320 --> 00:40:38.039
on the entire time. The suspect was later identified as

648
00:40:38.079 --> 00:40:41.480
forty one year old Anthony William Newheys of Spring, Texas.

649
00:40:41.480 --> 00:40:44.559
When police arrived, they found new Hes bleeding from the

650
00:40:44.639 --> 00:40:48.800
head in the restaurant's parking lot. He was arrested in

651
00:40:48.880 --> 00:40:52.360
charge with assault resulting in bodily injury and public intoxication.

652
00:40:52.800 --> 00:40:56.039
After he was taken to jail, he intentionally flooded the cells.

653
00:40:56.679 --> 00:40:59.800
Officials charged him with criminal mischief as a result of

654
00:40:59.800 --> 00:41:03.639
that incident. A Whataburger spokesperson said in a statement to

655
00:41:03.760 --> 00:41:07.920
WFAA at Whataburger guest and employees. Security are a top priority.

656
00:41:07.960 --> 00:41:10.360
We take incidents such as this seriously and are fully

657
00:41:10.360 --> 00:41:15.840
cooperating with authorities. My hope is that this manager gets

658
00:41:15.840 --> 00:41:19.360
rewarded in some way and not punished the way so

659
00:41:19.480 --> 00:41:23.840
many large companies do with employees who take action against

660
00:41:23.960 --> 00:41:25.119
people in such a manner.

661
00:41:28.280 --> 00:41:30.679
I'm more Probably the thing that troubles me more than

662
00:41:30.719 --> 00:41:36.519
anything about this is the fact that after he's done

663
00:41:36.599 --> 00:41:42.519
beating the guy with the slim gym, which if you've

664
00:41:42.559 --> 00:41:44.800
ever worked in a bar restaurant, you know that's what

665
00:41:44.880 --> 00:41:47.639
those slim cans are called. They're called slim gyms. Uh,

666
00:41:48.800 --> 00:41:51.599
the woman is then, you know, telling the other girl

667
00:41:51.920 --> 00:41:55.039
hit the you know, the emergency button to summon police.

668
00:41:57.360 --> 00:42:00.639
When he started beating the guy, or even started hitting

669
00:42:00.760 --> 00:42:03.719
the manager, that's when the panic button should be hit,

670
00:42:04.280 --> 00:42:07.800
not after. If you've watched the entire fight break out.

671
00:42:08.280 --> 00:42:10.519
Right, see, that's where you and I are wrong, Dre.

672
00:42:13.000 --> 00:42:16.400
I agree with you. However, I'm glad it played out

673
00:42:16.440 --> 00:42:20.239
this way because I'm glad that this manager had the

674
00:42:20.280 --> 00:42:24.599
opportunity to grab the slim jim and beat this man

675
00:42:24.679 --> 00:42:27.239
over the head with it repeatedly. If aqua, if I

676
00:42:27.280 --> 00:42:29.440
got the name right, had hit the panic button already,

677
00:42:29.480 --> 00:42:31.880
it might have spooked the assaulter and left, and the

678
00:42:31.880 --> 00:42:34.239
manager may not have had his opportunity for revenge.

679
00:42:34.599 --> 00:42:37.280
Oh, I think once you know, at least once he starts.

680
00:42:37.800 --> 00:42:40.000
Then my other part of it is the manager you

681
00:42:40.079 --> 00:42:43.159
don't stop beating the guy because he the guy then

682
00:42:43.239 --> 00:42:48.360
gets up. This has become one of my my big Yes,

683
00:42:48.840 --> 00:42:52.199
this is one of my big problems with a lot

684
00:42:52.199 --> 00:42:55.639
of movies and TV shows of this deal of you

685
00:42:55.760 --> 00:42:58.400
stop beating the guy and then he gets up. No

686
00:43:00.159 --> 00:43:02.679
beating him until you're sure he's not getting back up,

687
00:43:03.440 --> 00:43:07.880
or until the authorities arrive. If he just pops right

688
00:43:07.920 --> 00:43:09.360
back up, you have not beat him enough.

689
00:43:11.280 --> 00:43:13.679
You must, you must, you must return to the beatings.

690
00:43:14.000 --> 00:43:18.760
I guess I mean for your own safety, You're then

691
00:43:18.800 --> 00:43:21.480
gonna have to beat again. Just keep beating him until

692
00:43:21.519 --> 00:43:22.519
he's unconscious.

693
00:43:23.039 --> 00:43:25.840
I saw another's story somewhere and I can't find it

694
00:43:25.840 --> 00:43:28.960
at the moment. Ooh, I think it was actually on Uh,

695
00:43:29.039 --> 00:43:30.880
it might have been on fox Ford's website. I want

696
00:43:30.880 --> 00:43:34.400
to make sure I get this correct because unlike the

697
00:43:34.440 --> 00:43:37.760
mainstream media, we like to get things correct here inside

698
00:43:37.760 --> 00:43:41.960
the Treehouse. When it comes to our news. According to

699
00:43:42.079 --> 00:43:46.320
Fox For's website, viral video shows Waburger's staff fending off

700
00:43:46.360 --> 00:43:50.800
attacker with trash can and a fry basket.

701
00:43:52.199 --> 00:43:52.719
There you go.

702
00:44:00.159 --> 00:44:03.159
It's very w W style. Yeah, the way the manager

703
00:44:03.239 --> 00:44:05.360
like steps over him. But then the guy gets up

704
00:44:05.440 --> 00:44:08.320
and he's he's obviously dazed. You know, he's he's been

705
00:44:08.320 --> 00:44:13.119
beat over the head by a trash can. We're gonna

706
00:44:13.119 --> 00:44:18.440
make one of those new videos here today, boy. Yeah,

707
00:44:18.519 --> 00:44:21.599
But unfortunately I don't see in the video anywhere where

708
00:44:21.599 --> 00:44:25.639
it shows the manager hitting this guy with a fry basket.

709
00:44:25.679 --> 00:44:27.880
I'm assuming that happened before the trash can.

710
00:44:29.480 --> 00:44:33.800
You know who else? I feel sorry for MM waffle

711
00:44:33.840 --> 00:44:37.639
house employees. This is a Tuesday for them.

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And they get next to no credit heroes it is.

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It's so sad. I can't wait for Waerburger's new ad

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campaign though. What a beating that's right there, you go,

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Good job, Jerry. They should have just put the stickers

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