Jan. 1, 2025

Most Excellent New Year's Best Of | Wednesday January 1, 2024

Most Excellent New Year's Best Of | Wednesday January 1, 2024

Handpicked stupid from the archives: The Hawk Tuah Girl meets Shaq, ex-girlfriend on the doorbell cam, a meth-fueled attack squirrel, Mount Everest is covered with litter, Isis vs 4th graders, and gay men vs. sorority girls!


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Handpicked stupid from the archives: The Hawk Tuah Girl meets Shaq, ex-girlfriend on the doorbell cam, a meth-fueled attack squirrel, Mount Everest is covered with litter, Isis vs 4th graders, and gay men vs. sorority girls!


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Two very large worlds for life.

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One I'm speaking figuratively and two I'm speaking literally. Because

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in Nashville at Jon bon Jovi's new bar, Shaquille O'Neill

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met the Hawk to a Girl.

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Wow, they hung out a little bit, apparently.

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Shaquille O'Neil, for those that don't know, is his side

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hustle is djang, he's a club DJ. So as part

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of the big grand opening for John bon Jovi's new

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place in Nashville, Shaquille O'Neil was there to bring down

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the house on the ones and the twos. And I

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don't know if Hawk to a Girl was there as

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part of a promotional appearance or it's just because she

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just bar hops on in Nashville every weekend, which is

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very possible. But I do have a little snippet for

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you that of the moment when Shaquille O'Neil brought the

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Hawk to a girl on stage to share the to

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share the limelight, just a moment.

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We'll bring this audio up.

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Because as you said, you said earlier, Raj, that uh uh,

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how hot to a girl is? You know, riding this

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wave of fame for everything it is worth, Yes, you

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know what it may be a one trick pony show,

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but it.

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Run with it while you can.

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Yeah, and then you're gonna and then and then it's

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gonna fade, and it's then it's gonna be a one

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trick donkey show, and then it's.

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Just gonna.

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I think that was immediately after the set that Shack played.

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It sure felt like it.

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I'm sure it did.

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The uh, because that's what I thought when I saw

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the photo the other day of Shaquille O'Neil hanging out

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with the Hawk to a girl. Uh, it was okay, well, okay,

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shaq has met the Hawk to a girl, and it's

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what I'm now called the Hawk to a challenge. Let's see,

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let's see how much spit you got, honey, She's going.

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To be sponsored by some sort of electrolyte drinking stay

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as hydrated as the Hawk to a girl on a

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Saturday night.

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If that's not in the works, yeah, everybody, everybody in

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promotional marketing needs to be fired.

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And then she was at some there was some country

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concert that she was out with. They brought her up

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on stage because at first it thought it was a

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guest appearance, but it turns out she was in fear

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of her life and security put her on stage so

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that she wouldn't be harassed. Oh yes, that's what the

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new spin on it is, so.

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As opposed to she was.

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Or paid to be there or yeah, or it's something

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along those lines.

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Yeah.

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Yeah, but now they were like, no, no, she wasn't

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paid to be there. She was in fear of her life.

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She was very appropriately dressed for the event in uh,

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knee high cowboy boots and white short shorts, white shirt,

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white cowboy hat.

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That's that standard girl outfit at country shows.

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Mm hm. So I don't know if she was in

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fear of her life or if she was actually just

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paid to be there, but they're putting some nice spin

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on it.

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Yeah.

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I saw an interview with her. I think I barstool

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sports are outkicked, but she actually comes across its very

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nice and down to earth. I mean, yeah, but she's

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gonna ride this wave and then yeah, she rerely wants

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to cash in on it. There's an only her only

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fans account would make her millions in a few months.

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Yeah, that's and she should and she should, she should.

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I was gonna say hop on that, but that's a

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terrible way to break she.

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Should well, in order to hop on, in order to

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hop on, shack, she's gonna have to climb first.

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Yeah, I just yeah, she should. And nothing you could

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say like jump on that bandwagon like you can't anything

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talking about the howk Deil girl just is gonna infer

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that well, I mean, you know, yeah, well, I mean,

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and good for her, she's getting her you know, I

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feel I just feel bad for the tens of thousands

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of really talented people that can't get representation. And all

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she had to do is go, this is what I do,

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and the whole world went, yes.

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You do. Sometimes that's just how it works.

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Yeah, yeah, that's what I always say. I mean, if

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you go back early, you know, late nineties, early two thousands,

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there were thousands of people more talented than Britney Spears.

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Yeah. But I mean if now you have to ask

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yourself this, if they wouldn't have picked Britney Spears, would

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we have this beautiful train wreck that we do today. No,

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we wouldn't.

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Oh there's there's that's it. Yes you would. She's trailer

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park in Louisiana. Yes, Will she doing the same thing?

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Will she be dancing with machetes?

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Probably?

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It just wouldn't be for such a large audience.

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What's that tray?

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It'd be on cops.

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Yeah, she'd be live pd famous, Mama June's best.

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Friend, Mama June's hot best friend, dance, not a lawnmower.

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I did it again? Hit me baby one more time.

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Would have a whole new meeting.

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Oh, there we go.

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now let's get to the guts of an example, one

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of the greatest examples of all time that Trey posted

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on social media as to why he has.

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Given up on dating.

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Now that we're fully armed with why he's given up

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on love, now we should dip into why he's given

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up on dating in this specific scenario, and that is

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when the ex girlfriend rings the doorbell camera of the

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ex boyfriend and asks where have you been?

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Even though she told them not to contact her anymore?

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Kay, yeah, that shows up at her I.

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Had to come all the way on my day off.

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Let's also point out very quickly on this doorbell camera

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video that before I even heard the video, when I

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saw Trey post this on Instagram, I looked at the

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background and thought, Hey, those houses look kind of British

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and the female subject in question is a very pretty

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black lady. So I was like, Oh, I wonder if

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she has an English accent, And.

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Just because you haven't texted me, she does.

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I don't know why I felt the need to point

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that out, but it made me feel good, so I

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felt like.

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Sharing it with you. So anyway, back to the crazy

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on my.

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Way off, just because you haven't texted me?

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Sorry?

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What why do you act like that?

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Well? Because you but why you here?

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Because you haven't said anything to me for the past

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two weeks?

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Okay have you seen me?

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Okay, but you told me to not to not contact

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you anymore.

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That doesn't mean don't contact me, are you dumb?

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Like, yes, I've dated the American version of her. The

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Ricky Gervaise version is way better.

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Oh that really to me is like if this was

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a movie, that would be one of the all time

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classic lines from film. Why haven't you in contacted me?

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You told me not to that doesn't mean. That doesn't

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mean don't contact me. It's so good, it really is frightening.

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Have you seen me?

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Okay, but you told me to not to not contact

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you anymore.

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That doesn't mean don't contact me? Are you dumb?

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Like?

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Are you actually thick?

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You said to me you would appreciate no further contact.

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You broke up with me.

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That was me then.

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For two weeks to even care about my life as

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to be dead for all years and you just don't care.

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Don't care about my family, don't care about my pet,

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you don't care about my cat that you love so much.

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How am I supposed to contact you yet? When you've

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blocked me? You blocked me off Instagram, blocked my phone?

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How am I supposed to contact you?

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You're acting like you don't know where I lived. You

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could have come, you could have you could have emailed me.

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I've got another Instagram. I've got three Instagram accounts and

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we have any contact with me?

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How dare you?

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That may be my favorite part? You blocked me on Instagram. Baby,

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I've got more account You're just not trying hard en, you.

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Know, acting like you don't know my aliases? And I

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like the like you can just show up at my house. Yeah,

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that's how people get shot and or arrested. Yeah, yeah,

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she's she's turned it to eleven. I like her.

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Well, that's the thing that to me. That's yet that's

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another special angle on this is that it's a fight

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really just between the ex girlfriend at her boyfriend. The

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boyfriend's like why are you? But it's all still very British.

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If this was the American version, it'd be way louder.

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Yeah. Also, can I like just for the neighbor, because

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this is how my brain works, Like I just see

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the neighbors Like is she talking? Is that crazy bitch

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talking to the door, Like that's what that's what it

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looks like. Can she see like is it one of

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those cameras where she can see his face It is

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still on the door, but like she looks like she's

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making eye contact or she's done this so many times

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she knows where to look.

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That's an excellent point. Yeah, she knows.

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She knows that right there is Yeah, it's the sweet

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spot to look deep into his soul and convince him

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that he's in the wrong here.

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What do you mean?

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How dare you brought me?

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You taught me to not contact you.

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I've literally been waiting for two weeks and you still

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haven't said anything to me.

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I'm the whole man yet, because when I tried to

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message you, and when I tried to call you, you just

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ignored me after text after text after text, and then

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you send me a big old paragraph, yeah, explaining saying

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all the feelings aren't the same anymore, and now you'd

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appreciate for me to leave you alone.

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I don't know why you hate me so much.

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I was waiting for it. I was wondering where that

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line was gonna come in. You know, it's it's good

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to see h that. Uh, that kind of crazy is universal.

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I was just thinking that it just you know, the

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Atlantic can't stop that kind of crazy. No, no, that uh,

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because that line has that line has been used on me.

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Of me too. But I'm just like the Atlantic has

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sank the Titanic.

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It can't think crazy.

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Crazy makes it the port on.

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Time, if anything, a little early and unannounced when you

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least expected.

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You just drop the sea word in the Turbo Express.

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Look at that. It looks like there's more than one

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person capable of walking on water.

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Yeah, that's a I Ve had the that's why you

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hate me, so you don't even care about me. Yeah, okay,

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well you left my I like how she got dressed,

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Like she got dressed, and she's like, I'm gonna talk

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to that door. You'll see, you'll love me again. I

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don't know how it ends, but I hope, uh, I

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hope he didn't. I know what happened. He went back

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to her. It has to be. It has to be

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that he went back.

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Does he go back to her tray?

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I'm gonna guess he thought about it. I'm gonna guess

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he probably posted that video just to to scorch the

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earth so he couldn't there you go.

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Oh, he protected himself from himself. That is very smart.

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Let's skip to the end and see what happens.

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Well, yeah, I don't want to.

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Oh oh that was actually a perfect uh skip ahead.

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Why do you hate me too? I hate you so much?

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You gotta you gotta give credit to the crying. It's

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so it's so good you can.

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Come and show your face. You can't even calm down

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and speak to me.

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I don't want to.

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I hate you so much.

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I think the medicine is kicking him now mm hmm,

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you do unblock me.

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But you blocked me.

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I mean, uh oh, we run out of logic.

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Oh that that was long ago.

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You're on blocks right now?

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Which account.

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She's got to toggle? Between all of them.

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You're on blocked? This one says I have to pay

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five ninety.

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Oh bollocks.

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trying to help every client and try to get there

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plumbing is unfortunately a need and not so much a want. Yes,

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you can want to remodel the bathroom and that's not pressing,

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et cetera, et cetera. If you've got to stoppage on

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the mainline and you don't know, oh, and you keep

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putting liquid or you know, waste into the drains, if

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it's a need, and that sort of thing can't wait.

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I'm gonna make sure I not only have a garbage

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disposal in there, but one that could, you know, chew

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a time for birthdays.

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That is what she is best known as, although that

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will change, I believe next year when she debuts as

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Lois Lane in the upcoming Superman Legacy movie that will

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be part of the new DC Comics movie Universe, spearheaded

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by James Gunn, So that'll be interesting to see how

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the New Superman goes.

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It's very Christopher Reevish. I'm just saying, I don't know

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if you've seen some of the pictures.

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I've seen some.

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Yeah, my algorithms keep showing me, you know, nerdy stuff like, Okay,

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here's a here's a shot of whatever the actor's name

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is playing Superman in a Superman outfit and everyone's like, oh,

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it looks terrible, looks like garbage.

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Blah blah blah blah blah. Sorry. Alex Jones is also

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in it.

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I saw a story and I don't know if it's

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true or not that Christopher Eve's son is going to

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have a small part in it, and it's like a

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newspaper reporter. Yeah, he looks remarkably like his dad.

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Really yeah, yeah, yeah, but he is a I thought

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they were trying to get him to play Jimmy Olsen,

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but I don't know.

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Yes, that that, yes, that was it.

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Okay, Yeah, so I think he is playing Jimilson, which

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is very cool that his son's going to be in that,

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which is one of those things that Hollywood's doing now

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because I don't know if you've seen The Sopranos pretty coquel,

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but that's James Gandalfini's son is playing the young Tony Soprano.

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I did remember hearing about that.

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I didn't watch the prequel, but I remember thinking, Oh,

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that's a cool thing, getting him to take the role

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that his dad made famous.

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Yeah, it's working in baseball and basketball. Nepotism lives.

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Oh, Nepotism is strongest in two industries, right, Hollywood and sports.

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Oh, if there was no nepotism, you wouldn't have any

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more Bollywood movies. That'd be over, Like they couldn't get

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their kids in. I mean their whole thing is like

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there's one family that runs that's in every movie. Like

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that's just a fact, Like they're in all the stuff.

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It's pretty impressive. So, yeah, the entertainment industry very much

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so because you know, you put Kate, she can't she's

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not good, she's not good at the acting, but her

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parents or so that's what is she not like? I like,

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she's the same person in every movie.

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Well, that can be said about a number of people

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look at.

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Vince Okay again point noted, correct.

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Look at it this way. I don't know if anyone's

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really looking at someone like say, when I like Vince Vaughan,

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who in essence plays the same you know, it's him,

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just with a different name, right, He basically plays the

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same thing in every film. No one's gonna go out

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there and say, oh my god, what a fine actor.

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But he is a star. And to me, that's the difference.

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In Hollywood.

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You've got two things. You've gotten the stars and you've

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got the actors. You occasionally get them overlapping, and that's

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when you get, you know, the mega talents, like say

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at Denzel Washington.

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Yes, okay, I agree with that.

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She is.

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She's very much a star. She's not an actor.

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I thought she there was a genre of kind of

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late nineties, early two thousand kind of rom com movies

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where she was good and.

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Yes, she was the same person in every single that's

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the movies were good.

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I mean I put her in the Drew Barrymore category basically.

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Of yeah, there you go, that's that's fair. That was

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yeah this generation or our generations, well, Drew Barrymore was

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still ours, so yeah, but yeah, that's that's who. That'd

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be perfectly fair to put her in that thing.

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Letty from The Fast and the Furious movies. Michelle Rodriguez,

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she is forty five. She's also in the Resident Evil movies.

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She was Avatar also on Lost of course tof Ford

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Grace from that seventies show, and Venom in Spider Man three.

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He is forty six today.

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Wow.

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WWE Superstar brock lesnar forty seven. There's also so Christi

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Yamaguchi Olympic Golden Medalist and Dancing with the Stars champion

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she won the sixth season. She is fifty three today.

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Wow.

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And Young Hun Lee is fifty four. He plays the

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T one thousand and Terminator genesis Billy Rocks in the

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Magnificent Seven remake, which, if you guys have not seen

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the Magnificent Seven remake, interestingly enough, headed up by Denzel Washington,

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who just got mentioned here on the show. It is wonderful.

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And he also played storm Shadow in the g I.

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Joe movies.

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Got and Richard Simmons is seventy six.

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Oh, supposedly nobody's seen him, so he could be dead.

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I don't think he's dead, No, I think he's just

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got one of those like quote assistants. That's just like now,

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like about ten years ago, figured out like, hey, I

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can steal all of his money if I just keep

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him trapped in a closet or just in a box

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in a basement and so.

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But how much money does Richard Simmons really have? That

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if he has a row assistant siphoning money off of him, Like,

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how long can that truly last?

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Uh?

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There, he had a lot of money.

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Yeah, really, Yeah, sweating to the oldies, they made a

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lot of money.

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I mean yeah. I mean his house is in the hills,

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in the Hollywood Hills, and I'm guessing it's in the

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like four to five million, six million dollar range.

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I would imagine he's one of the few residents of

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the Hollywood Hills that he can say his house was

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built on the backs of old women.

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There's a lot of producers that can say that his

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just wasn't sexual.

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Last I'm saying old women.

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Yeah, Yeah, he put a lot of he put a

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lot of new balances on a lot of feet, That's

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what he did.

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But yeah, my grandmother was one of them.

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Oh she she did.

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She had swept to the oldies.

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Letterman and him were really good friends, like he was

481
00:26:51.119 --> 00:26:52.160
on Letterman all the time.

482
00:26:52.359 --> 00:26:55.599
Yeah yeah, my grandmother would uh, she'd sit in her recliner,

483
00:26:55.680 --> 00:26:58.440
eat a half gallon tub of bluebellt butter pecan ice

484
00:26:58.480 --> 00:27:00.039
cream and watch sweating to the old.

485
00:27:04.359 --> 00:27:09.920
That was target demographic at least at least was blueble

486
00:27:09.960 --> 00:27:11.759
ice cream and like a half a roast. And she

487
00:27:11.839 --> 00:27:13.559
wasn't meat sweating to the oldies.

488
00:27:13.599 --> 00:27:16.599
You know, well that actually would have been a more optimal.

489
00:27:16.480 --> 00:27:22.480
Nutritional plan, insulin shock to the oldies.

490
00:27:25.599 --> 00:27:32.160
Revive me with Richard Simmons. All right, Raj, I know

491
00:27:32.200 --> 00:27:33.000
you're not a gun.

492
00:27:32.839 --> 00:27:38.039
Guy, so when Trey found this story, I immediately thought

493
00:27:38.400 --> 00:27:43.200
this would be perfect for your home defense scenario.

494
00:27:43.400 --> 00:27:45.680
Okay, okay, I mean it.

495
00:27:46.119 --> 00:27:49.319
Okay, I'm listening. I'm all ears.

496
00:27:49.799 --> 00:27:56.400
Okay, hear me out. Okay, Matt's fueled attack squirrel.

497
00:27:58.279 --> 00:28:00.759
Okay, how does it know to attack me?

498
00:28:02.279 --> 00:28:03.279
Because you give it the myth?

499
00:28:05.759 --> 00:28:08.480
Yes, because methoads are not known to turn on their dealers.

500
00:28:09.680 --> 00:28:10.359
That's a squirrel.

501
00:28:10.480 --> 00:28:12.640
That's why you use a squirrel and not a meth human.

502
00:28:13.279 --> 00:28:16.440
Let me give you some more context. An Alabama man

503
00:28:16.480 --> 00:28:21.000
accused of keeping meth fueled attack squirrel is facing new charges.

504
00:28:22.799 --> 00:28:26.519
Mickey Palk was arrested in twenty nineteen after authorities received

505
00:28:26.519 --> 00:28:32.119
a tip about the allegedly drugged squirrel. Aside from the rodent,

506
00:28:32.160 --> 00:28:39.279
police also found body armor and meth. Yeah, his new charges,

507
00:28:39.319 --> 00:28:44.160
though in a trial, have been delayed. NBC affiliate reported

508
00:28:44.240 --> 00:28:46.119
last Monday that he was set to start a bench

509
00:28:46.160 --> 00:28:49.720
trial that continued until the end of February because because

510
00:28:49.759 --> 00:28:54.359
his attorney was not there. After his arrest in twenty nineteen,

511
00:28:54.799 --> 00:28:57.720
he was charged with possession of a wild animal, stolen property,

512
00:28:57.799 --> 00:29:00.759
and weapon possession by a felon, and the Limestone County

513
00:29:00.759 --> 00:29:05.400
Sheriff's Office Relief released images of the attack squirrel just

514
00:29:05.440 --> 00:29:09.680
to give you a quick synopsis of it. It just

515
00:29:09.799 --> 00:29:12.559
looks like a normal squirrel because it's in their custody,

516
00:29:12.640 --> 00:29:13.920
so it's not currently on the myth.

517
00:29:13.960 --> 00:29:15.039
It's been detoxed.

518
00:29:15.160 --> 00:29:17.480
Yeah, that's the That's the point in the story where

519
00:29:17.519 --> 00:29:19.200
I would if you were if this was an actual

520
00:29:19.240 --> 00:29:21.680
live news show, I would have switched out just as

521
00:29:21.720 --> 00:29:23.880
a prank for you know, because we're buddies. I would

522
00:29:23.880 --> 00:29:25.640
have switched it out for just a picture of Gary

523
00:29:25.640 --> 00:29:34.279
Busey because if if if a meth fuel squirrel were

524
00:29:34.279 --> 00:29:38.799
to come to life be him, it would be the abuse.

525
00:29:40.599 --> 00:29:43.680
Okay, then I have an impromptu question for you, gentlemen.

526
00:29:46.880 --> 00:29:49.640
If you had to face off in a death match

527
00:29:50.000 --> 00:29:57.200
HM against a meth fueled attack squirrel or Gary Busey,

528
00:29:57.799 --> 00:29:59.680
which one are you choosing as your opponent.

529
00:30:01.640 --> 00:30:04.680
I'll go with the mett fueled squirrel because it'll be

530
00:30:04.720 --> 00:30:07.200
more coherent, it.

531
00:30:07.200 --> 00:30:08.839
Might be more suggestive to reason.

532
00:30:11.759 --> 00:30:13.519
But I mean if you do go with music, I mean,

533
00:30:13.559 --> 00:30:15.400
he might end up fighting your car next to you,

534
00:30:16.000 --> 00:30:18.799
thinking that's you, and then you can just kind of

535
00:30:18.839 --> 00:30:19.720
politely walk away.

536
00:30:20.559 --> 00:30:22.880
Yeah, I'm gonna go with the squirrel as well, because

537
00:30:23.839 --> 00:30:26.319
at least the myth has a chance to eat away

538
00:30:26.359 --> 00:30:28.480
those front teeth of the squirrel.

539
00:30:31.079 --> 00:30:41.000
Teeth are impervious.

540
00:30:44.319 --> 00:30:46.119
You're listening to the Treehouse.

541
00:30:46.720 --> 00:31:05.960
Visit us online that Treehouse on air dot com.

542
00:31:06.000 --> 00:31:07.559
You're in the Treehouse.

543
00:31:08.359 --> 00:31:13.000
Visit us online at Treehouse on air dot com.

544
00:31:13.039 --> 00:31:13.920
And now.

545
00:31:15.640 --> 00:31:18.039
I got to deliver on these two other teases for news.

546
00:31:21.559 --> 00:31:24.759
Who has the power? Mmmm?

547
00:31:25.640 --> 00:31:26.960
He Man?

548
00:31:27.640 --> 00:31:29.759
You would think you would think he Man would have

549
00:31:29.799 --> 00:31:31.720
the power he does in the cartoon, but not in

550
00:31:31.720 --> 00:31:38.599
the real world, because you guys are familiar with smart thermostats, Yes, yes,

551
00:31:39.799 --> 00:31:44.960
well there's a new type of program that is being

552
00:31:45.079 --> 00:31:50.240
rolled out in some cities and some states, including Los

553
00:31:50.279 --> 00:31:55.359
Angeles and Oregon. The smart thermostat programs are becoming more

554
00:31:55.359 --> 00:31:58.839
and more common. We all know, like Nest cams and

555
00:31:58.880 --> 00:32:02.039
things like that. Different company these have smart thermostats. But now,

556
00:32:02.079 --> 00:32:06.200
because those thermostats are smart, they're connected to the internet.

557
00:32:06.839 --> 00:32:11.759
You can choose if you want to join a program

558
00:32:11.759 --> 00:32:17.000
with your local energy provider where they are given access

559
00:32:17.440 --> 00:32:21.319
to your smart thermostats. So instead of them simply asking

560
00:32:21.359 --> 00:32:25.640
you to conserve during peak consumption hours, they can turn

561
00:32:25.680 --> 00:32:31.839
your thermostat up for you. See, and I can already

562
00:32:31.880 --> 00:32:34.680
see that of all the things that have come along

563
00:32:34.759 --> 00:32:39.160
in the last you know, couple hundred years, this may

564
00:32:39.200 --> 00:32:41.960
be the final straw that gets Texas to secede from

565
00:32:42.000 --> 00:32:45.200
the Union, because nobody, you're not giving up our thermostats.

566
00:32:45.240 --> 00:32:48.119
I'm thinking that are there. This is the next civil war.

567
00:32:50.480 --> 00:32:54.039
This is the thing you don't give. You shouldn't give

568
00:32:54.559 --> 00:32:59.160
states where high potent weed is legal the ability to

569
00:32:59.200 --> 00:33:02.559
come up with IDs. Yes, because what that was was

570
00:33:02.640 --> 00:33:06.720
two really stone dudes on California and or Oregon weed.

571
00:33:06.839 --> 00:33:10.279
I've had them both. They are delightful. You're not moving

572
00:33:11.319 --> 00:33:14.160
you when you get high, you are, you are sat

573
00:33:15.119 --> 00:33:17.519
So you better have your snacks and everything ready to go.

574
00:33:17.599 --> 00:33:20.279
You need to set your thermostat to where you want

575
00:33:20.319 --> 00:33:22.599
it to be. And I'm sure that was just two

576
00:33:22.720 --> 00:33:25.200
dudes who were so stone. They're like, man, you got

577
00:33:25.240 --> 00:33:27.440
to turn the air down, like man, I wish I couldn't. Like,

578
00:33:27.480 --> 00:33:30.799
wouldn't it be great if the power company could do

579
00:33:30.880 --> 00:33:35.839
it for us? And then somebody overheard that went brilliant, idea,

580
00:33:35.880 --> 00:33:36.680
that's what we're gonna do.

581
00:33:37.240 --> 00:33:40.640
Oregon's biggest Oregon's biggest power companies rolling out a new

582
00:33:40.720 --> 00:33:44.079
smart thermostat program where they get to change the temperature

583
00:33:44.119 --> 00:33:47.119
in your home. Other cities have been adding similar programs

584
00:33:47.160 --> 00:33:49.839
over the last few years. You install the smart thermostat,

585
00:33:49.880 --> 00:33:52.960
pay a little bit less each month in exchange for

586
00:33:53.079 --> 00:33:57.400
letting them control your thermostat remotely. During peak hours, they

587
00:33:57.519 --> 00:34:00.400
up the temperature by a few degrees to reduce strain

588
00:34:00.559 --> 00:34:04.039
on the grid, usually between three PM and nine PM.

589
00:34:04.440 --> 00:34:07.119
The new Oregon version limits it to three degrees, so

590
00:34:07.160 --> 00:34:09.719
if your thermostat is set to seventy one, they would

591
00:34:09.719 --> 00:34:11.719
be allowed to turn it up to seventy four. Some

592
00:34:11.800 --> 00:34:14.920
cities set the macs even higher, like a program in

593
00:34:15.000 --> 00:34:19.360
Los Angeles that lets them increase it by four degrees. However,

594
00:34:19.519 --> 00:34:22.320
keep this in mind. You can override it by changing

595
00:34:22.400 --> 00:34:25.599
the temperature manually, so keep that in mind.

596
00:34:26.719 --> 00:34:32.079
Yeah, mine's set to seventy four anyway. Yeah, and that's

597
00:34:32.079 --> 00:34:37.000
still chili for me. Yeah, I don't under like, I don't.

598
00:34:37.760 --> 00:34:40.880
I mean, I don't understand like the sixty seven, Like, I.

599
00:34:40.880 --> 00:34:43.320
Just that's seventy four is chili.

600
00:34:44.119 --> 00:34:47.679
It can be. Yeah, like I prefer I seventy four

601
00:34:47.760 --> 00:34:50.079
is like I can tolerate that. I'm good. Like, But

602
00:34:50.159 --> 00:34:53.079
I'll go out, like I go out for my walk

603
00:34:53.400 --> 00:34:56.159
and now like in this heat, now, like I go

604
00:34:56.239 --> 00:34:57.079
for like seven.

605
00:34:56.840 --> 00:35:00.679
Miles and then you come back. Can you want a

606
00:35:00.760 --> 00:35:01.920
nice cold place?

607
00:35:02.880 --> 00:35:04.320
Yeah, it's seventy four.

608
00:35:04.920 --> 00:35:06.159
But I get it, RAJ.

609
00:35:06.199 --> 00:35:09.320
You've been outside and it's one hundred and ten when

610
00:35:09.320 --> 00:35:11.320
you walk inside, seventy four feels.

611
00:35:11.119 --> 00:35:13.639
Great, fantastic. I love that.

612
00:35:13.719 --> 00:35:15.360
And then like five minutes and then you got to

613
00:35:15.360 --> 00:35:16.800
crank it down to seventy.

614
00:35:16.960 --> 00:35:19.719
No, no, no, I don't. I don't, and you adapt,

615
00:35:19.880 --> 00:35:23.400
like you know, I'm just saying like I've dated girls

616
00:35:23.400 --> 00:35:25.960
that have to have it, like sixty seven, sixty six,

617
00:35:26.360 --> 00:35:28.440
and I just turn it up just a little bit

618
00:35:28.480 --> 00:35:30.239
every now and again, and I'm like, where's that at

619
00:35:30.280 --> 00:35:32.239
now seventy three?

620
00:35:32.400 --> 00:35:34.559
Well, no surprise that Trey likes his women cold.

621
00:35:42.000 --> 00:35:55.360
It keeps it more in a stasis.

622
00:35:49.920 --> 00:35:53.559
Tray cry agena crazy.

623
00:35:55.639 --> 00:36:01.920
With an emphasis on cry. I would also like to

624
00:36:01.920 --> 00:36:06.079
point out that they have this, you know, smart thermostat

625
00:36:06.119 --> 00:36:10.400
program in LA where the power company can control your

626
00:36:10.440 --> 00:36:17.320
thermostat remotely. Isn't LA. Isn't the LA Power Company PG

627
00:36:17.440 --> 00:36:23.000
and E Pacific Gas and Electric.

628
00:36:24.599 --> 00:36:29.000
I didn't. I used lad WP okay department.

629
00:36:29.079 --> 00:36:32.280
I bring that up because I found a YouTube video

630
00:36:32.400 --> 00:36:38.679
where it says PG smart Thermostat program. And I'm sorry,

631
00:36:38.679 --> 00:36:41.920
but if you've seen Aaron Brockovich, is there any way

632
00:36:42.000 --> 00:36:44.639
you're going to grant PG and E access to anything

633
00:36:44.679 --> 00:36:45.800
of yours inside your house?

634
00:36:48.880 --> 00:36:52.079
They turned the thermostat, they turned the temperature up, and

635
00:36:52.079 --> 00:36:56.880
then just start leaking in like toxic fumes as well. Yeah, No,

636
00:36:56.960 --> 00:37:00.599
I mean, I it's it's there's parts of LA that

637
00:37:00.639 --> 00:37:05.039
you don't need air conditioning anyway, So I don't have

638
00:37:05.079 --> 00:37:07.360
a problem like I mean you, what's your temperature setup?

639
00:37:07.400 --> 00:37:10.199
Really you want? You want to control your thermostat.

640
00:37:10.559 --> 00:37:12.840
I'm already at seventy four. What can they do?

641
00:37:12.880 --> 00:37:14.719
They want your thermostat at seventy eight?

642
00:37:15.599 --> 00:37:17.920
Oh, they want seventy eight. I could deal with that.

643
00:37:19.400 --> 00:37:21.760
Yeah, in the middle of summer. That's exactly what they

644
00:37:21.800 --> 00:37:22.159
would do.

645
00:37:22.840 --> 00:37:25.320
Oh, I mean I I don't like I don't trust

646
00:37:25.480 --> 00:37:28.440
Urcott anyway. I don't think they They don't have the

647
00:37:28.480 --> 00:37:31.320
capacity to release a press statement, so I don't know

648
00:37:31.320 --> 00:37:33.960
if they have the capacity to mess with my thermostats.

649
00:37:34.000 --> 00:37:36.000
Hey, they wouldn't have to. They would just jack everyone's

650
00:37:36.000 --> 00:37:38.280
thermostat up and be like, yeah, we're good.

651
00:37:38.639 --> 00:37:41.960
No, that would be did they be a million Texans

652
00:37:42.039 --> 00:37:44.880
standing outside of their head corners daring somebody to come out.

653
00:37:46.159 --> 00:37:48.800
Saying this program is not going to work or roll

654
00:37:48.840 --> 00:37:49.800
out in Texas?

655
00:37:49.960 --> 00:37:52.400
And there would be no standing outside the headquarters. There

656
00:37:52.480 --> 00:37:53.719
would be a siege of the.

657
00:37:53.719 --> 00:37:57.440
Head That's that's what I meant you. I can't really

658
00:37:57.440 --> 00:38:00.559
like I'm brown if I say siege, like the keywords

659
00:38:00.599 --> 00:38:07.360
go off with the FBI. Ye try to limit my

660
00:38:07.679 --> 00:38:09.159
use of words that white people can say.

661
00:38:13.000 --> 00:38:20.159
And finally, today the biggest, the biggest trash heap on Earth,

662
00:38:20.199 --> 00:38:21.239
and he guesses.

663
00:38:23.079 --> 00:38:23.880
The Indian Ocean.

664
00:38:24.960 --> 00:38:28.320
Actually, no, although I get why you would why you

665
00:38:28.320 --> 00:38:28.960
would guess that.

666
00:38:29.159 --> 00:38:33.920
No, it's actually Mount Everest.

667
00:38:35.159 --> 00:38:45.199
Wow. Well that's a rude thing to call white climbers.

668
00:38:44.000 --> 00:38:45.599
Piles of trash leading to the summit.

669
00:38:47.440 --> 00:38:52.000
Uh well, not not just the bodies of dead climbers,

670
00:38:53.000 --> 00:38:57.599
but someone posted their video of them a top Mount Everest,

671
00:38:58.239 --> 00:39:01.639
and in the background, all around the tip of Mount

672
00:39:01.679 --> 00:39:05.199
Everest is all this trash left behind.

673
00:39:07.320 --> 00:39:08.280
It's it's you.

674
00:39:08.239 --> 00:39:12.440
Know, tent tinting, it's flags that are left behind. It's

675
00:39:12.480 --> 00:39:16.199
just a bunch of garbage left behind by the climbers

676
00:39:16.199 --> 00:39:17.760
that made it to the top with their surp.

677
00:39:18.519 --> 00:39:22.440
There's actually a whole documentary about five years ago the

678
00:39:22.480 --> 00:39:27.360
SHIRP has got together and try to clean up some

679
00:39:27.519 --> 00:39:31.000
of Mount Everest. And you know now that pick it up,

680
00:39:31.000 --> 00:39:34.360
the trash, the oxygen canisters, the tinting, kicking the bodies

681
00:39:34.360 --> 00:39:35.519
down into the ravines.

682
00:39:39.039 --> 00:39:39.440
Look at.

683
00:39:40.880 --> 00:39:41.400
I get it.

684
00:39:42.039 --> 00:39:44.400
I also wonder like who sponsors the mountain for the

685
00:39:44.440 --> 00:39:46.000
cleanup like they do highways.

686
00:39:46.400 --> 00:39:49.039
I just like how they went like we're gonna pick

687
00:39:49.119 --> 00:39:51.480
up all this garbage we're gonna pick up all the

688
00:39:51.480 --> 00:39:53.960
oxygen tanks and the tents and then just they're picking

689
00:39:54.000 --> 00:39:55.519
that up and like putting them away and then just

690
00:39:55.599 --> 00:39:56.480
kicking bodies off.

691
00:39:57.360 --> 00:40:01.239
Well, you can reuse the tanks and the tarts, you

692
00:40:01.280 --> 00:40:12.440
can't reuse tim.

693
00:40:08.440 --> 00:40:09.679
That's an excellent point.

694
00:40:10.159 --> 00:40:13.639
Also, I don't know how people outside of outside of

695
00:40:13.679 --> 00:40:16.039
Nepal and the are like, hey, you know what, we

696
00:40:16.039 --> 00:40:18.679
gotta practice and we have to train and sherpas wake

697
00:40:18.760 --> 00:40:25.440
up and like you gotta climb everest to get the trash.

698
00:40:25.559 --> 00:40:27.840
Yeah, when you think about it, like your community service

699
00:40:27.880 --> 00:40:33.000
for a d w Y and Nepal is pretty harsh.

700
00:40:33.280 --> 00:40:35.039
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701
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702
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712
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713
00:41:34.199 --> 00:41:37.440
was born out of the previous episode where I asked

714
00:41:37.480 --> 00:41:46.480
you guys about would you rather in a deathmatch you

715
00:41:46.559 --> 00:41:50.199
have to choose your opponent, and I asked you would

716
00:41:50.239 --> 00:41:51.960
you want that opponent to be a meth field, a

717
00:41:52.039 --> 00:41:56.960
tack squirrel, or Gary Busey? And I think you both

718
00:41:57.000 --> 00:41:57.960
went Gary Busey.

719
00:42:00.079 --> 00:42:03.599
I think we both know yeah, because the myth has

720
00:42:03.599 --> 00:42:06.400
a chance of eating the squirrel's teeth. That's never gonna.

721
00:42:06.199 --> 00:42:07.880
Eat teeth, That's right.

722
00:42:07.920 --> 00:42:10.760
Okay, So you both went with the meth field attack squirrel.

723
00:42:11.320 --> 00:42:15.440
So I started ruminating about that since then, and I decided,

724
00:42:15.440 --> 00:42:16.920
you know, that sounds like a fun game we can

725
00:42:16.920 --> 00:42:18.760
play on the show. So would you like to play

726
00:42:18.880 --> 00:42:21.280
version of the official new version of Versus with me?

727
00:42:21.320 --> 00:42:21.559
Now?

728
00:42:22.000 --> 00:42:22.199
Yeah?

729
00:42:22.239 --> 00:42:24.440
Absolutely famous last word.

730
00:42:27.079 --> 00:42:28.199
Nothing pucy.

731
00:42:29.679 --> 00:42:43.719
We shall see, gentlemen, it's time to play Versus. A

732
00:42:43.800 --> 00:42:46.599
hot topic on the show recently has been eighties playground

733
00:42:46.599 --> 00:42:50.400
equipment that we all grew up on playing and building

734
00:42:50.480 --> 00:42:57.079
up scar tissue and character and grit and various viruses

735
00:42:57.119 --> 00:42:59.960
and things. Built up a solid immunity over the years. Right,

736
00:43:01.400 --> 00:43:05.280
So here's my question for you, through all the playground

737
00:43:05.280 --> 00:43:09.800
stuff we've been talking about recently in the treehouse, in

738
00:43:09.840 --> 00:43:12.639
a death match, I need you to choose your opponent.

739
00:43:13.159 --> 00:43:16.000
Kay, Would you rather.

740
00:43:17.440 --> 00:43:25.360
Take on a single ISIS fighter or an entire class

741
00:43:25.440 --> 00:43:30.880
of fourth graders from the eighties. Now, if you're I'm

742
00:43:30.880 --> 00:43:32.360
going to give you a moment to think about this.

743
00:43:32.679 --> 00:43:35.800
If you're wondering why would I choose these seemingly very

744
00:43:35.840 --> 00:43:41.440
different entities, Here's why. Remember back in the early mid

745
00:43:41.440 --> 00:43:44.920
two thousands or so, when like Taliban and ISIS and

746
00:43:44.960 --> 00:43:50.280
they would release their terrorist training videos and all it

747
00:43:50.320 --> 00:43:52.800
really was was guys in black masks on the monkey

748
00:43:52.800 --> 00:43:57.159
bars one after another. Yes, didn't really intimidate any of us,

749
00:43:57.159 --> 00:44:01.280
did it, because we all that stuff y'all did in

750
00:44:01.639 --> 00:44:06.360
like elementary school, and honestly looked cooler doing it. And

751
00:44:06.400 --> 00:44:08.880
they had sand to fall on in their video. We

752
00:44:09.000 --> 00:44:12.920
had actual limestone gravel with glass and things. So that

753
00:44:13.079 --> 00:44:17.440
is why I am putting these two together in our

754
00:44:17.519 --> 00:44:21.400
first edition of Verses. So I'm going to ask you

755
00:44:21.440 --> 00:44:24.119
again the question. In a death match, you must choose

756
00:44:24.159 --> 00:44:27.280
your opponent. Would you rather take on a single ISIS

757
00:44:27.320 --> 00:44:34.039
fighter or an entire class of fourth graders from the eighties,

758
00:44:34.519 --> 00:44:37.199
not current fourth graders, because playgrounds are made out of hugs.

759
00:44:37.199 --> 00:44:40.800
That's not That's it, Trey.

760
00:44:41.719 --> 00:44:42.519
I will start with.

761
00:44:42.480 --> 00:44:49.920
You can the fourth graders ask questions?

762
00:44:52.119 --> 00:44:55.159
Ironically, that's a great question, Trey. I think it's important

763
00:44:55.199 --> 00:45:00.800
that in a death match that the individuals involved get

764
00:45:00.840 --> 00:45:03.960
to use all the tools at their disposal.

765
00:45:04.000 --> 00:45:04.840
So I'm going to say.

766
00:45:04.760 --> 00:45:11.599
Yes, said, I'm gonna go with the ISIS fighter because

767
00:45:11.639 --> 00:45:15.719
you're afraid if I die, at least be peaceful. More

768
00:45:15.719 --> 00:45:25.079
peaceful twenty five fourth graders asking a bunch of questions? Yeah, no, interesting?

769
00:45:26.559 --> 00:45:31.480
Do they ask the questions simultaneously? And do they have

770
00:45:32.559 --> 00:45:35.000
a number of questions that they can ask before they

771
00:45:35.039 --> 00:45:35.639
have to stop?

772
00:45:36.000 --> 00:45:38.559
It's a death match, rag anything's possible, so.

773
00:45:38.440 --> 00:45:42.000
They can all at the same time just start shouting

774
00:45:42.000 --> 00:45:42.679
out questions.

775
00:45:42.960 --> 00:45:44.639
Sure, I'm gonna.

776
00:45:44.400 --> 00:45:46.840
Take the fourth graders because the ISIS guy will kill.

777
00:45:46.800 --> 00:45:56.119
Himself the one time the suicide vest is in your.

778
00:45:57.039 --> 00:46:01.239
Yeah, is miss Wisdom's home room?

779
00:46:01.280 --> 00:46:01.480
Like that?

780
00:46:02.880 --> 00:46:05.199
That's the only building part he took out was just

781
00:46:05.280 --> 00:46:13.119
the teacher's lounge. Yeah, if you can have twenty five

782
00:46:14.079 --> 00:46:19.360
eight year olds simultaneously asking questions with no end and

783
00:46:19.719 --> 00:46:21.559
no response, Like you don't even have to respond to

784
00:46:21.599 --> 00:46:24.039
their questions. They just keep asking questions, some of them

785
00:46:24.159 --> 00:46:28.199
over and over again, the same ones. Yeah, that guy's

786
00:46:28.239 --> 00:46:30.039
gonna that guy's gonna explode himself.

787
00:46:31.360 --> 00:46:34.079
I'm fascinated by the fact that you both so Raj

788
00:46:34.159 --> 00:46:37.280
you chose the fourth graders, you chose the fourth graders,

789
00:46:37.280 --> 00:46:39.400
and Trey you went with the isis fighter.

790
00:46:40.599 --> 00:46:43.440
Because you just have to assume, like he's just gonna

791
00:46:43.480 --> 00:46:45.599
he's just gonna, like the bomb has to go off

792
00:46:45.639 --> 00:46:49.679
and kill everybody. Look in my scenario, he just wants out.

793
00:46:51.360 --> 00:46:52.840
He didn't sign up for this kind of war.

794
00:46:56.559 --> 00:46:59.320
Well, congratulations, gentlemen, Thank you for playing our very first

795
00:47:00.519 --> 00:47:03.480
edition of Versus Inside the Treehouse.

796
00:47:03.480 --> 00:47:04.119
Thank you very much.

797
00:47:04.239 --> 00:47:17.480
Yeah, and now we get to play the other new game.

798
00:47:17.800 --> 00:47:21.079
Will YouTube flag this portion of the show for copyright?

799
00:47:21.079 --> 00:47:28.599
In Friends, you're listening.

800
00:47:28.320 --> 00:47:32.119
To the Treehouse, visit us online at Treehouse on Air

801
00:47:32.320 --> 00:47:47.760
dot com.

802
00:47:48.119 --> 00:47:54.320
You're in the Treehouse, listen us online dot com.

803
00:47:54.320 --> 00:47:57.960
It's important that I share this very, very meaningful story.

804
00:47:57.880 --> 00:48:03.039
With you all. But is realized. I think I'm in

805
00:48:03.079 --> 00:48:08.679
the wrong bank. Hang on, I found him.

806
00:48:13.719 --> 00:48:17.719
Gentlemen's worlds collided a couple of weekends ago.

807
00:48:18.960 --> 00:48:20.559
When hundreds of gay men.

808
00:48:21.960 --> 00:48:27.960
At the Crown Plaza downtown Dallas attending the daddy Land

809
00:48:28.000 --> 00:48:35.159
party crossed paths with the Alpha Kappa Alpha Sorority National Convention.

810
00:48:35.840 --> 00:48:38.440
One of the two groups got evicted because one didn't

811
00:48:38.599 --> 00:48:42.239
like the attire of the other. Can you guess which

812
00:48:42.280 --> 00:48:48.440
one was wearing the the objectionable attire to get all

813
00:48:48.519 --> 00:48:53.519
of them kicked out of the hotel? Roger believe I

814
00:48:53.519 --> 00:48:54.599
saw your hand up. You have a guess.

815
00:48:55.280 --> 00:49:00.719
I'm gonna go with the uh, the the the Sorority.

816
00:49:03.400 --> 00:49:05.920
Oh okay. I thought it to be a good like

817
00:49:06.320 --> 00:49:08.079
twist to the story.

818
00:49:08.440 --> 00:49:09.440
I knew, I knew where.

819
00:49:09.280 --> 00:49:11.079
I wanted to go. I wanted to go with the

820
00:49:11.159 --> 00:49:13.039
daddy Land attendees.

821
00:49:14.679 --> 00:49:17.480
The gay guys have the best conventions. I mean they

822
00:49:17.480 --> 00:49:20.719
have the Texas Bear round Up and now daddy Land.

823
00:49:21.000 --> 00:49:28.280
I mean, yeah, yeah, daddy Land. That's that's great, that's right.

824
00:49:29.159 --> 00:49:30.480
I'm good for them.

825
00:49:32.719 --> 00:49:35.840
Hundreds of gay men attending the daddy Land Circuit party

826
00:49:36.079 --> 00:49:39.800
in Dallas were evicted from the Crown Plaza Downtown, the

827
00:49:39.880 --> 00:49:42.159
host hotel of which they were staying, leading to mass

828
00:49:42.159 --> 00:49:45.920
confusion and accusations of homophobia. The eviction was prompted by

829
00:49:45.960 --> 00:49:49.400
complaints by Alpha Kappa Alpha sorority members who were also

830
00:49:49.440 --> 00:49:54.000
in town for their biennial national convention. The hotel owners

831
00:49:54.039 --> 00:49:57.519
said the women complained about the attire of some of

832
00:49:57.559 --> 00:50:02.880
the Daddy Land attendees. Security officers and hotel management delivered

833
00:50:02.880 --> 00:50:06.360
the eviction notice around four o'clock on that Saturday. Occupants

834
00:50:06.360 --> 00:50:12.119
of eighty eight rooms were asked to leave, and that

835
00:50:12.159 --> 00:50:15.159
was according to the hotel. According to the hotel owner

836
00:50:15.199 --> 00:50:17.760
through a Daddy Land representative, imagine having that on your

837
00:50:17.760 --> 00:50:21.440
business card, They said the number was closer to three

838
00:50:21.519 --> 00:50:25.320
hundred individuals. The notice was blunting, to the point the

839
00:50:25.360 --> 00:50:27.760
owner of the hotel is requesting you leave immediately. You

840
00:50:27.800 --> 00:50:30.760
will get a refund. Police move out by six pm.

841
00:50:30.800 --> 00:50:34.360
All parties and events are canceled Saturday, Sunday and Monday.

842
00:50:35.039 --> 00:50:41.639
Wow, that's a lot of daddy happening. What were they wearing?

843
00:50:41.679 --> 00:50:42.039
Do we know?

844
00:50:43.119 --> 00:50:43.559
Probably?

845
00:50:44.199 --> 00:50:45.840
Yeah, we need to know.

846
00:50:46.159 --> 00:50:47.199
What weren't they wearing?

847
00:50:49.039 --> 00:50:51.639
I believe one answer. I believe one possible answer is

848
00:50:51.679 --> 00:50:52.079
each other.

849
00:50:55.400 --> 00:50:56.960
I don't think a lot of them were walking around

850
00:50:56.960 --> 00:50:57.760
like Ted Night.

851
00:51:00.360 --> 00:51:06.119
Sack unless they were unless they were doing a cross

852
00:51:06.159 --> 00:51:09.159
cosplay between Ted Knight and Caddyshack and Donald Duck.

853
00:51:11.639 --> 00:51:13.480
And running around screaming all aboard.

854
00:51:15.679 --> 00:51:17.679
So I'd like to take this opportunity of two very

855
00:51:17.719 --> 00:51:23.119
different groups of people, sorority girls and daddy Land partygoers,

856
00:51:23.840 --> 00:51:26.440
and do an impromptu version of our new game inside

857
00:51:26.480 --> 00:51:27.599
the Treehouse called Versus.

858
00:51:28.000 --> 00:51:28.679
Are you ready?

859
00:51:28.960 --> 00:51:29.199
Yep?

860
00:51:40.199 --> 00:51:44.000
Had things escalated at the Crown Plaza downtown Dallas between

861
00:51:44.039 --> 00:51:47.480
the gay men attending the daddy Land party and the

862
00:51:47.519 --> 00:51:53.199
Alpha Kappa Alpha sorority members at their national convention. Had

863
00:51:53.239 --> 00:51:59.360
things escalated and they got into a physical deathmatch altercation

864
00:51:59.480 --> 00:52:01.800
in the lobby of the hotel. Better Yet, if it

865
00:52:01.840 --> 00:52:06.039
spills out into the pool, which group do you think

866
00:52:06.159 --> 00:52:07.679
comes out on top part of the punch?

867
00:52:07.719 --> 00:52:08.400
Oh that's easy.

868
00:52:08.559 --> 00:52:11.000
Oh yeah, really, that's an easy one.

869
00:52:11.440 --> 00:52:16.440
Yeah. The sty aka the Sisters are gonna go.

870
00:52:17.000 --> 00:52:20.559
Yeah, They're they're gonna they're they're gonna have much better nails,

871
00:52:20.639 --> 00:52:23.639
much stronger nails than the other than the daddy Land goers.

872
00:52:24.159 --> 00:52:26.239
They're gonna. Yeah, there's gonna be a lot of there's

873
00:52:26.239 --> 00:52:28.119
gonna be a lot of wigs come off and guys

874
00:52:28.119 --> 00:52:31.199
get choked. Uh, which could be on both parties.

875
00:52:32.840 --> 00:52:35.440
But so you're saying that it's that it's mainly because

876
00:52:35.679 --> 00:52:39.000
of which sorority it is, not, not just any So

877
00:52:39.079 --> 00:52:40.400
I gues this was the.

878
00:52:41.400 --> 00:52:44.840
If it was the Tried Delt, no, I'll put my

879
00:52:44.880 --> 00:52:48.440
money on the guys. But yeah, the black sorority.

880
00:52:48.639 --> 00:52:52.440
No, Like, if this was a try Delt, they'd be

881
00:52:52.440 --> 00:52:54.800
too scared to complain to get them thrown out.

882
00:52:55.280 --> 00:52:57.039
Actually, they'd probably be wearing a lot of the same

883
00:52:57.079 --> 00:53:01.480
things en sharing the same coke. But anyway, I'll look

884
00:53:01.480 --> 00:53:02.159
it for a daddy.

885
00:53:10.199 --> 00:53:13.519
Well, see, maybe that there would be the conflict that

886
00:53:13.559 --> 00:53:16.920
would get them pitted against one another. There's only so

887
00:53:16.960 --> 00:53:19.199
many daddies to go around in that hotel.

888
00:53:20.440 --> 00:53:22.719
That is true, But they might have They might have

889
00:53:22.800 --> 00:53:25.960
just combined forces and turned into one giant group effort.

890
00:53:28.719 --> 00:53:31.360
The New Avengers movie is really gonna be interesting.

891
00:53:31.840 --> 00:53:32.000
Uh.

892
00:53:33.079 --> 00:53:35.920
Okay, let's do a quick hypothetical on top of this hypothetical.

893
00:53:37.000 --> 00:53:41.199
If you Trey or you Raj were the daddy that

894
00:53:41.280 --> 00:53:45.519
walked into the Crown Plaza downtown Dallas, right, mm hmm,

895
00:53:46.239 --> 00:53:48.719
which group would you rather face off against in the

896
00:53:48.719 --> 00:53:52.039
death match? Would you yourself rather take on the hundreds

897
00:53:52.079 --> 00:53:56.639
of scantily clad gay men at the daddy Land party

898
00:53:57.800 --> 00:54:00.000
or the Alpha Kappa Alpha Sorority syste.

899
00:54:03.480 --> 00:54:08.079
I don't understand the question, like take on how.

900
00:54:09.519 --> 00:54:09.880
A fight?

901
00:54:10.079 --> 00:54:12.400
It's a death match. That's what versus is. It's a

902
00:54:12.400 --> 00:54:14.880
death match. I'm now, I'm not asking you to to

903
00:54:14.920 --> 00:54:16.239
be the center of a gang bang.

904
00:54:17.199 --> 00:54:20.880
Yeah, because one will be that, one will bang get

905
00:54:20.920 --> 00:54:27.360
a death and one I don't know. I think I

906
00:54:27.400 --> 00:54:31.159
would kill myselfby you take the third option to just

907
00:54:33.320 --> 00:54:34.840
is running away crying an option?

908
00:54:35.039 --> 00:54:35.519
Is that?

909
00:54:37.000 --> 00:54:38.960
I think I think that was going to happen anyway.

910
00:54:39.199 --> 00:54:44.559
This daddy would want his mommy, Trey.

911
00:54:44.559 --> 00:54:45.960
Are you going to pretty much sign off on the

912
00:54:45.960 --> 00:54:46.480
same answer.

913
00:54:46.480 --> 00:54:52.000
There probably a good choice.

914
00:55:05.719 --> 00:55:11.840
By the by bas.

915
00:55:13.320 --> 00:55:17.920
By bad

916
00:55:20.960 --> 00:55:21.119
Ba