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Non-Stick Colon | Wednesday September 24, 2025

Non-Stick Colon | Wednesday September 24, 2025
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We start off today's show with the IG Nobel Prize Awards, which are basically the idiot version of the Nobel Prize celebrating the stupidity of science, and it doesn't disappoint.  We also talk about Charlie Sheen and what it takes for the cartels to cut you off.  

LINKS:

The 35th First Annual Ig Nobel Prize Ceremony – Improbable Research

Charlie Sheen was cut off by a Mexican cartel over his massive cocaine consumption

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Mallley along with Trey Trendholm and Raj Sharma. Thank you

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for joining us today. Today is like our Oscars. We

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specialize in stupid here inside the Treehouse. So this is

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like our Oscars. The twenty twenty five IG Nobel Prizes

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are here. The IG Nobel Prize is like the Nobel Prize,

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but it's for the weirdest and dumbest things science did

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over the last year. So right up our alley and

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this shows.

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So it's not the Darwin Awards. This is stupid science.

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Yes, So the IG Nobel Prizes are very much an

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offshoot of the Nobel Prizes some of the same categories

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just stupid, which is where, which is where we live.

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The Darwin Awards are separate for just general stupidity, this

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is stupid the name of science. This year's winners include,

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in no particular order, The Nutrition Prize was awarded to

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researchers who determined rainbow lizards prefer four cheese to other

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varieties of pizza. And yes, pineapple pizza was included in

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the study. So not only was this study so specific

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they went through various forms of pizza, but it was

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so specific that it was limited to just one type

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of lizard, the rainbow lizard. I don't think it involved

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any other type of lizard.

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Which also means somebody funded the study. Mm hm.

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That's and that's what's beautiful about these things is someone's

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going to fund them and all, and there's reasons for it,

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legitimate reasons for it. We're just not interested in those

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legitimate reasons. We're really interested in the surface level stupid.

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Yeah, So that just it makes me believe that there's

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like a bunch of like scientists in a room that

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just got really good weed that they just developed. Right,

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They're like, what can we do you want to feed

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a lizard pizza? Like, yeah, what kind of lizards a rainbow.

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And what kind of pizza?

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All of them? And I like how even rainbow lizards

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know that pineapple doesn't go on a pizza. I mean.

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Did they Did they try a supreme but.

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Possibly pan thin crust, yeah, hand tossed Chicago Detroit dish, Yeah,

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I mean.

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Detroit style, Oh, the Detroit style? Or did they go

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super sacrilegious like cheeseburger pizzas or Mexican pizzas.

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They was going to find out these rainbow lizards were

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from Indian and vegetarian, so we'll just take the four

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cheese please, please, That's that's all we want.

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So yeah, I mean that's just that's just the Nutrition Prize.

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Mm hmmm.

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We've also got the Pediatrics Prize. The Pediatrics ig Nobel

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Prize went to a team who looked into what a

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nursing infant experiences when their mother eats garlic. They could

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have gone a number of directions on that, like they

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could have gone more severe on what the mother was

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eating to see the effects of the child, like Dave's

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insanity sauce for something super spicy, or like Raja's mom's vindaloo. Yeah,

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but they just they just went garlic and what was.

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Do we have the results of that of the study?

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Again, you were focusing too much on the science side

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of this. I have only dug so deep to get

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to the surface of the actual prize winner. I don't

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know the point of their research because if I did,

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that would ruin the fun. Yeah, I just want to

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know if it's like, you know, infant winced when garlic minced.

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You know, I don't know. I just want to know

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if there was a little doctor suicism in there.

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Or maybe or maybe tasting the garlic, the baby, you know,

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went up and flames and that's how they found out.

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Maybe it was a vampire.

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Yeah, that's what I was baby vampires.

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Maybe that's what it was. You had to test to see.

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It's the new test because according to the federal government,

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they don't want to test babies for stuff as much anymore.

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So now you need more home remedies to test to

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see if your baby has vampirism. So you gotta you

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gotta find creative ways to do it. Autism, autism, vampisms.

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You know, RFK is not giving you a vaccine for

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that just not gonna happen. You gotta figure that out

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on your own.

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Just drive a stake through your kid's hard.

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Well, what do you find out there? Because that would

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kill a human. Also, I don't think any of us

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elected any president to nominate Blade as the head of

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that department.

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I would much rather have Blade sling, So yes, he's.

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The Chemistry Prize went to experiments analyzing whether eating teflon

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would be an effective way to increase food volume without

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extra calories.

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Say how this.

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Has real world implications? It just sounds horrifically dangerous?

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Can can you read that again?

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Happily? The twenty twenty five Ignobil Prize for Chemistry went

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to experiments alyzing whether eating teflon would be an effective

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way to increase food volume without extra calories. This is

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how bad the obesity epidemic is in our country.

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So okay, yeah, again you're going to science side. I'm

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going to the science side of it because that's just

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my Indian nerdy brain, Like it could mean if they

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if it's like teflon particles attached to food to increase

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the weight of that food without adding calories. Kind of uh,

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sounds like a lot of cancer but sounds brilliant at

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the same time.

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Cancer, but a six pack.

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I'm full, but I have tumors.

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Yeah, or it just coats the stomach where you know,

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they can't absorb all the fat, and then yeah, immediate

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weight loss.

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It just slides right through.

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It's like it's like remember when they came out with olestra.

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Oh yeah, oh yes, oh yeah on.

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The bag everyone got leaky butt syndrome.

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Yeah, on the bag it was like it caused anal leakage.

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And then it's like recommended to wear dark jeans. I mean,

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trus I like potato chips, but I don't putting on

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a pound or two if I'm not a duke in

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my pants.

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Yeah, there's a hell of a trade off there.

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Yeah, it was funny. Fat free chips are, but you

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can't eat a lot of them because, no.

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That ruins the whole point of it. The whole point

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was to be able to eat until we throw up.

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That's that's what we want, right, We want to eat

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as much as we want until we're full and nauseous,

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Like we do want Thanksgiving practically and not have to

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worry about any you know, caloric consequences.

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Yeah, I tried it. I tried. I tried the illustra once.

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I think we all did at least once. Oh I

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just when I say two thousands were a crazy time.

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I'm just saying I'm very Johnny dangerously when I say

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once once. Yeah, because I ate with my with my sandwich,

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I was like, you know what, we got fat free chips, baby,

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We're living in the future. I got a handful of them,

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just like I would do with my regular sandwich, you know.

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And a couple of hours later I was like, hmm,

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that is a rough feeling there. And then after that

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I was like, oh no, I don't need to go

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in for an oil change every now and again.

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I'm telling you, man, the early two thousands were a

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hell of a time. I mean, you had to go

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around wearing dark jeans in case you ate too much

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o Lester fat free chips and had the anal leakage,

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and we were still trying to decide which DVD for

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Matt was going to win the day. Was it going

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to be Blu Ray or the HD DVD ended up

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being Blue Ray?

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M hm, So Teflon doesn't surprise me. I'm thinking, like,

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if Olestra gave you wiky butt syndrome. What does teflon

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give you.

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Hard shiny guts? I mean, if you think about it

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from a logical standpoint, I get it right. Teflon is slick, right.

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I mean we use it for our cooking surfaces already,

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So it stands to reason if food doesn't stick to

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your teflon coated cooking pan, then what would happen if

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your insides were teflon lined? Therefore, the food would not stick,

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And like Trey said, your body becomes an intestinal luge.

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Yes, but it also wouldn't digest, so you're just gonna

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eat it and about the same thing, but no calories

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and dead in eight days.

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A nonstick colon sounds really dangerous.

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inside the Treehouse, we are going through the twenty twenty

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five ig No Bell Prizes for all the stupidities science

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offered up over the last year. So far we have

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gone through the Pediatrics Prize, the Biology Prize. All right, No,

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we have not done the Biology Prize. We've done the

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chemistry prize, the pediatrics prize, and the nutrition prize. Now

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let's do the biology prize that went to a study

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that determined cows painted with zebra like stripes were fifty

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percent less likely to be bitten by flies.

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Hmm. Now that's an interesting study, I can.

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I mean so a couple layers to that. One, first

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of which is they only wanted to see if they

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were being bitten by flies, not by anything else. They're

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only focused on the flies for some reason, okay. And

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then the other part was only the cows that they

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had painted to look like zebras.

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to do with the paint than the than the configuration

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of the stripes. That cow smells like paint, let's not

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bite it.

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And maybe it's maybe that study was not so much

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geared towards learning about the cow portion of receiving the

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fly bite, but maybe learning about why flies bite at all.

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So maybe that's it.

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I don't know.

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Yeah, maybe the flies were like, oh, stripes is not

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a good look on you, and they went for the

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other ones.

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Not after labor day.

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He should have done vertical it's more so. This year's

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Literature prize from the IG Nobel Prizes was awarded posthumously

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to a man for persistently recording and analyzing the rate

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of growth of one of his fingernails over a period

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of thirty five years. I feel like that's more of

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a lifetime achievement award?

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Is it achievement?

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I feel like it's more of a lifetime award?

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Yeah, there you go.

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Is Jerry holding something out for us?

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I mean, I'm kind of feeling like since Jerry's kept

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all of his toenail and fingernail clippings over the past

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twenty years, he's kind of going over the top with it.

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This guy got a Nick Egg Nobel Prize just on

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one nail. Maybe Jerry's doing too much for science.

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Yeah, I don't know how. How did convince a spouse

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that that's what you're gonna do for? Hey, do you need?

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You need to get a job? I got one. What

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are you gonna do? I'm gonna record my fingernail. It's like,

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you need to leave this house. I'm keeping the kids.

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You need to stop drinking and leave this house.

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Yeah, Terry, I hate to break it to you, but

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I don't think that's a full time job. I mean

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that's really one note per day.

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That's growing, Yeah, not growing.

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You just imagine what the door jams in his house must.

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Look like my pinky nails all grown up the first

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day of school.

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Oh man, all right, back to it. The ig Nobel Prizes,

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the Engineering Design Prize went to a team who researched

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how foul smelling shoes affect the good experience of using

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a shoe rack.

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There's a there's a there's a good experience to using

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the shoe rack. It's just convenience.

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Yeah, I guess they want to measure the quality of

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experience you have with your shoe rack.

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Now would you go, let's say, ad ugly.

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I don't even know what to say to that. I mean,

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was it sponsored by odor eaters?

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What what I've.

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Or even Nordstrom rack?

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But is it like okay, so if it's a public thing,

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like would you put your shoes next to someone's that

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smelled really awful? Or would you put them in a

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different part of the rat I think that's what maybe

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they were going for.

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I don't wait, yeah, because in the public shoe rack

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like so like in like huh, culturally, yeah, culturally, like

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if you go to my temple, like there's you can

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go inside with shoes on.

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Well, I always new like that, but I've okay, Yeah.

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Most of us whites keep our shoes on and the

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rest of the world is thankful for it.

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I knew my like I hadn't met my neighbors in ages,

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just you know, different timings. And I guess they were

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having a birthday party and I was I walked outside,

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man my door, and there was all these shoes outside.

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I was like, ah, I've got Indian neighbors.

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Could also could also be another Asian because my Vietnamese brother,

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I mean he takes his shoes off, you know, every

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time by the front door.

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As well, and that that is a good practice because

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when you get in the habit of it, you realize

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how much dirt you track in with your shoes.

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Yep.

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Is it a cleanliness thing raj in the Indian culture

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or is it something else?

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It's cleanliness, gotcha, it makes sense.

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Yeah. The downside though, is then you have really skanky feet.

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Well you keep your socks on, I would hope, like.

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Nasty socks. But yeah, I'm with you.

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Well, I mean you're not dragging dirt into the house,

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so you have to I mean, and you clean your floors,

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so when you take your shoes off, it's at the

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door and you come inside.

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The floors, or you have house shoes.

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Now I'm with Trey, I think at that point and

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I need to have the house shoes. I need something

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on there because after I don't like running around completely

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barefoot because then I just feel like I'm just Maybe

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it's because we have pets, so if I go barefoot

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for more than five minutes, I feel like I'm just

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covered in you know, pet hair and them crummies and things.

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Isn't isn't barefoot? Just the Oklahoma house shoe.

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I don't know if you noticed, but you made Trey

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and I both do our Robert de Nero impression at

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the same time.

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Yeah, pretty much.

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Yeah, and Arkansas it's the Oklahoma house shoe and the

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razorback flip flop, or just call it the Britney's.

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I mean, only if you're going into a public restroom. Yeah,

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you know. Uh yeah, So it's just cultural, like we

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don't we don't want to drag in dirt and bacteria

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and stuff like that. Also, when when the pandemic hit numbers,

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like you got to wash your hands. I'm like, that

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was the first thing when we came home from school.

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My mom's first thing it was wash her hands. So

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that was automatically a thing that I just did always. Anyways,

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gotcha yep.

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The Aviation Prize from the ig Nobel Prize Board went

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to research on how alcohol ingestion affects the ability of

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bats to fly and ecolate or echo locate, or if

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you read it another way, e chocolate. The Aviation Prize

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went to research on how alcohol ingestion affects the ability

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of bats to fly and echo locates. So someone studied

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drunk bats and I applaud them for it.

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Yeah, I would like to get.

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Yeah, I feel like there's some risk involved there.

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I just want to hear the drunk conversation with it.

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Between So there's a batman, right, doesn't that piss you

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off a little bit? Was the cultural appropriation?

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And the battle looks up from his the bat looks

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up from his pint glass and cause you're right, I

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never thought about that.

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You're never going to be a batman, you know what

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I mean?

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And then the researcher has to make a special note.

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is one of my favorite teases that I've written in

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a while. Okay, which in itself is a tease. Is

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this rock bottom or the pinnacle of achievement? Charlie Sheen

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did so much cocaine that he was cut off by

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a Mexican drug cartel. So once again I ask you,

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is this rock bottom or the pinnacle of achievement?

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And the Lifetime Achievement award goes to Charlie Schuen's nospitals.

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It reminds me of the John Pinnett bit, the stand

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up comedian who was overweight, and how the Chinese buffet

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hated it when he showed up because they would mountain

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say you go home, you've been here for hour. That's

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what this reminds me of. Except Charlie Sheen walks up

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to the Mexican drug cartel and they're like, no, no,

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we're out, get go away.

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Yeah that's the only Yeah, I was gonna say. The

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only reason they cut you off is if they're running low.

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So it's like, we can't give you any more, but

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we got to give other There's millions of other people

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that need it.

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And it is pretty bad. It is really bad if

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you do so much cocaine that you turn the Mexican

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cartel into socialists, like we need to save some for

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everybody else.

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They find Jesus, we're just gonna stop. We're gonna turn

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this into a church. Literally, hear the devil.

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You know what. We've realized that what we're doing is

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not so good. We're all ready to turn our lives around.

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The thousands of us.

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We're not producing this anymore. We're gonna do more for

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the community in Christ. That's what we're gonna do.

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This this highway adopted by the Mexican drug cartel, the

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cartel highway has never been cleaner. And you know they

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can go all day.

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That's their beef now is who's got the cleanest highways? Cineloa,

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you know out there.

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Dragging, They're gonna they're gonna beat out those girl scouts.

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I'll tell you that it's l Chapel now instead of.

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Oh no, this really is stunning. So Charlie Sheen is

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in the middle of his uh press tour for his

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new book, The Book of Sheen, and in a recent

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interview with an Australian reporter, he dropped the bombshell that

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he was once cut off by the Mexican cartel. He

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is sixty years old. He sat down with Channel nine

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journalist Amelia Adams on the Current Affairs program Sixty Minutes

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as he hits the publicity trail for his new tell

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all book, The Book of Sheen and the Netflix documentary

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Charlie Sheen. The star revealed that at the height of

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his drug use, he was cut off from his drug

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supply by a Mexican cartel. The reporter, Emelia Adams, stunned,

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asked the cartel cut you off? Sheen responded they did.

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They had never seen someone acquiring that kind of weight

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and so the only other people that they were delivering

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that kind of weight to were dealers and they thought

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I was dealing on the side.

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He's like, nope, straight into my nose.

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Yeah uh, and then I'll throw this in as well.

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She then asked Sheen if rumors that he once smoked

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seven grams of crack cocaine in one sitting were true.

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His response, well, we never like took one out of

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the pipe and put it on a scale. However, yeah,

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that was the that was the amount that was cooked

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to get it into that form. I remember at one

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point the Jaws moment saying we're gonna need a bigger pipe.

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Yes, So and if he wants the Netflix series, he

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talks about it. He's got his buddy that was his

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bodyguarden that also partied with him and got drugs for him,

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and he's like, it's one hundred percent sury. He goes,

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I watched it with my own eyes and almost and

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it's a big dude. And he wasn't even Charlie's bodyguard

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at one point. He was just there to hang out

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and Charlie would pay him like ten thousand dollars or

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twenty thousand dollars just to party with him, because they

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would stay up for nights in a row and it

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not even the allure of twenty grand could keep this

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guy coming back, because he at one point, he's like

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even his wife, who knew what he did for a living,

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was like, dude, you got to stop. And he's like,

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I have to. I can't keep going over there. He's

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like it's too much. He's like, I got to he

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because I would sleep for a week after partying with

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Charlie Seen, and he's still going. Jesus.

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Yeah, there was another story I saw. I think this

474
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was from his book that in the early nineties, maybe

475
00:28:59.039 --> 00:29:04.160
around ninety ninety one, somewhere in that time frame, he

476
00:29:04.319 --> 00:29:06.599
had his core group at the time he was partying

477
00:29:06.640 --> 00:29:10.160
with and the only person that apparently gave him a

478
00:29:10.279 --> 00:29:13.240
run for his money as far as the amount of

479
00:29:13.279 --> 00:29:17.880
cocaine and drugs and alcohol ingested was Nicholas Cage.

480
00:29:18.920 --> 00:29:19.839
Oh yeah.

481
00:29:19.880 --> 00:29:22.119
And I don't know if that was his first intervention

482
00:29:22.480 --> 00:29:26.160
or just one of but it was around that time

483
00:29:26.440 --> 00:29:30.200
when he was partying with Nick Cage and he's like, uh,

484
00:29:30.759 --> 00:29:32.640
then they had an intervention and he was like, yeah,

485
00:29:32.680 --> 00:29:35.480
maybe now's a good time to stop because Nick Cage

486
00:29:35.599 --> 00:29:38.559
was doing more than him, which yeah, shocking.

487
00:29:38.599 --> 00:29:40.920
That was that was the that was in the documentary

488
00:29:40.920 --> 00:29:44.119
as well, because it was his dad's birthday and they

489
00:29:44.200 --> 00:29:46.160
called him at like nine o'clock in the morning, like

490
00:29:46.160 --> 00:29:49.000
we're doing dad's birthday early, and they're like now, and

491
00:29:49.079 --> 00:29:52.000
he showed up and it was an intervention. It wasn't

492
00:29:52.000 --> 00:29:56.559
even it was on his dad's birthday, but it was. Yeah.

493
00:29:56.599 --> 00:29:59.160
And if you can outparty Nicholas Cage, like, Nicholas Cage

494
00:29:59.200 --> 00:30:01.480
is the reason we have Johnny Depp because Johnny Depp

495
00:30:01.519 --> 00:30:03.799
was in a band back in the day and they

496
00:30:03.799 --> 00:30:05.960
put him Nicholas Cage was a buddy and they partied

497
00:30:05.960 --> 00:30:08.160
too hard one night and n Nicholas Cage was too

498
00:30:08.200 --> 00:30:11.000
hungover to go to an audition and sent Johnny Depp

499
00:30:11.000 --> 00:30:14.599
instead and it was Mike Mare on Numstreet. Oh wow.

500
00:30:15.160 --> 00:30:21.119
Yeah, well, you know, sometimes say yes to the drugs.

501
00:30:21.240 --> 00:30:23.279
Yeah. See, that's what I'm saying. It's like your six

502
00:30:23.319 --> 00:30:26.279
degrees of separation from Ma Sheene gave us Johnny Depp.

503
00:30:29.640 --> 00:30:35.119
Yeah, that's uh. I mean, just the realization that must

504
00:30:35.119 --> 00:30:38.440
have sunk in or maybe it didn't with Charlie Sheen

505
00:30:38.839 --> 00:30:41.079
when your dealer tells you, but it's not just a dealer.

506
00:30:41.039 --> 00:30:42.839
I mean, it's an entire network. It's a car tell

507
00:30:42.880 --> 00:30:45.119
that says, we think you need to pump the brakes

508
00:30:45.119 --> 00:30:45.480
of bit here.

509
00:30:45.519 --> 00:30:47.359
But yeah, that order has to come from the top,

510
00:30:47.680 --> 00:30:50.000
you know. So it's like the head of this, like

511
00:30:50.160 --> 00:30:52.559
let's say it's the Cineloa's like, it's the head is

512
00:30:52.599 --> 00:30:53.480
like who is this?

513
00:30:54.319 --> 00:30:58.680
Like the actor. It's like trying to buy a used

514
00:30:58.759 --> 00:31:01.200
car at a at a at a at a lot

515
00:31:01.279 --> 00:31:05.079
at a car lot and the salesman's like, I don't know,

516
00:31:05.119 --> 00:31:07.359
I need to go check with the manager on this one.

517
00:31:09.759 --> 00:31:10.759
You've bought too many of these.

518
00:31:11.559 --> 00:31:13.839
They're making for hell a T shirt like Pablo Escobar

519
00:31:13.920 --> 00:31:20.119
cut me off and that's got it. You know, you

520
00:31:20.160 --> 00:31:22.960
think about it, that's got to be a pretty because

521
00:31:23.799 --> 00:31:27.279
you think about the brat Pack era where they all

522
00:31:27.319 --> 00:31:28.480
partied their ass off.

523
00:31:28.759 --> 00:31:31.319
Oh yeah, Rob Low, Emelia Astevez.

524
00:31:31.920 --> 00:31:35.519
Yeah, Christian Slater like all those, Like I mean there's

525
00:31:35.519 --> 00:31:37.400
some heavy hitters in there.

526
00:31:37.279 --> 00:31:39.880
Yeah, River Phoenix rip.

527
00:31:40.799 --> 00:31:44.079
Yeah. But the brat Pack were like they retired early,

528
00:31:44.359 --> 00:31:47.759
Like if you look like Boblow like in the late nineties,

529
00:31:47.839 --> 00:31:50.559
was like, yeah, I'm not I can't. I can't function

530
00:31:50.680 --> 00:31:53.319
like this anymore. And she's like, cool, I got you.

531
00:31:53.920 --> 00:31:56.440
Yeah, just just give me his. I'll take it. Just

532
00:31:56.440 --> 00:31:58.920
give me his. And really, if you think about it,

533
00:31:58.920 --> 00:32:01.799
because like with Charlie Sheen, he's he his life has

534
00:32:02.000 --> 00:32:05.319
been in cycles like reading a very reading various stories

535
00:32:05.359 --> 00:32:08.119
about the book and and hearing things from the documentary.

536
00:32:08.519 --> 00:32:11.680
It's he does this every few years. He's like the Olympics.

537
00:32:11.880 --> 00:32:14.160
He'll do a bunch of drugs, then he'll get clean

538
00:32:14.240 --> 00:32:16.759
for a little while, and then they'll come back around again,

539
00:32:17.160 --> 00:32:19.039
and then he's standing on top of the podium with

540
00:32:19.279 --> 00:32:20.480
white stuff all over his face.

541
00:32:20.799 --> 00:32:23.480
John Cryer said, exactly what you just said at the

542
00:32:23.480 --> 00:32:25.920
really end. Yeah, at the very end of the it's

543
00:32:25.960 --> 00:32:30.039
not a spoiler. John Cryer doesn't like him. He's just like,

544
00:32:30.359 --> 00:32:33.279
this is what he does. He does all this horrific stuff,

545
00:32:34.039 --> 00:32:36.319
and then he stops, and they give him a project

546
00:32:36.480 --> 00:32:39.000
that makes him millions and millions of dollars, and he

547
00:32:39.039 --> 00:32:41.839
does it again, and then he stops and then he

548
00:32:41.880 --> 00:32:43.960
can give him another one. And now they've given him

549
00:32:43.960 --> 00:32:48.559
a book and let's just wait and see. That's kind

550
00:32:48.559 --> 00:32:49.319
of his attitude.

551
00:32:49.440 --> 00:32:52.039
Yeah, I was. I saw an interview with Cryer there

552
00:32:52.079 --> 00:32:57.359
ask him about it, and I forgot how he put it,

553
00:32:57.400 --> 00:32:59.960
But basically it was like, you know, he goes maybe

554
00:33:00.160 --> 00:33:02.240
one day, but he had no interest in talking to

555
00:33:02.440 --> 00:33:03.000
Charlie Sheen.

556
00:33:03.599 --> 00:33:05.279
Yeah, I mean he says it in the same thing

557
00:33:05.319 --> 00:33:06.680
he says it that he's like, but he goes, I

558
00:33:06.720 --> 00:33:10.039
got to give him credit. He was like, he never

559
00:33:10.319 --> 00:33:12.880
missed a rehears Like in the beginning, he never missed

560
00:33:12.880 --> 00:33:16.519
a rehearsal, and he always knew his lines. Everything was great,

561
00:33:16.839 --> 00:33:19.720
easy to work with on the set, hard to deal

562
00:33:19.759 --> 00:33:21.680
with off And then he's like, I knew it was

563
00:33:21.720 --> 00:33:25.240
really bad when he started missing like rehearsals, but he

564
00:33:25.279 --> 00:33:26.799
would show up on the day of the shoot and

565
00:33:26.880 --> 00:33:29.839
know every single thing had his timing was still on.

566
00:33:30.519 --> 00:33:32.079
And he's like, so, I gotta give him credit for that.

567
00:33:32.160 --> 00:33:33.359
But that's about it.

568
00:33:35.160 --> 00:33:38.039
As someone who's worked in an environment very similar to this,

569
00:33:41.599 --> 00:33:48.440
Eventually they start flubbing their lines, but that's also in

570
00:33:48.799 --> 00:33:52.799
conjunction with not showing up, or if they do show

571
00:33:52.880 --> 00:33:59.880
up it's laughably late, and just doing the absolute bear

572
00:34:00.079 --> 00:34:02.960
minimum so they could get through whatever is required of

573
00:34:03.000 --> 00:34:07.559
them that particular day and make sure they're back in

574
00:34:07.599 --> 00:34:10.239
the car by seven oh five. Next to a handle

575
00:34:10.239 --> 00:34:13.679
of Tito's I may I may have said too much,

576
00:34:13.760 --> 00:34:19.679
but whatever. And so it's interesting because like the John

577
00:34:19.760 --> 00:34:23.960
Cryer sentiment, I understand that because like you don't necessarily

578
00:34:23.960 --> 00:34:26.159
have to be mad at the person. But there's all

579
00:34:26.360 --> 00:34:33.400
these enablers that make this situation so volatile. And eventually

580
00:34:33.480 --> 00:34:35.880
Charlie Sheen got axed from the show, and they're like,

581
00:34:35.880 --> 00:34:38.880
this is it. We're done, We're not going to entertain

582
00:34:39.280 --> 00:34:44.159
the Shenanigans any longer. It doesn't always work out that way, Yeah,

583
00:34:46.039 --> 00:34:50.800
Sometimes they just keep dragging them through or other people

584
00:34:51.239 --> 00:34:56.320
drag them along, and then eventually they die. So the

585
00:34:56.400 --> 00:34:59.280
fact that and I'm with you, the fact that Charlie

586
00:34:59.280 --> 00:35:02.880
Sheen is a live at all is stunning.

587
00:35:03.719 --> 00:35:06.639
Yeah, even his doctors said that the like we can't

588
00:35:06.679 --> 00:35:10.400
you're you're cut from a different cloth. But Crier was

589
00:35:10.400 --> 00:35:12.000
talking about he's like the only reason that he got

590
00:35:12.039 --> 00:35:13.920
acted from that show is when he called out Chuck Lory.

591
00:35:14.480 --> 00:35:16.360
That's it. He's like, if he wouldn't have said anything

592
00:35:16.360 --> 00:35:18.239
about him, but he was in his you know, crop

593
00:35:18.320 --> 00:35:21.400
fueled tiger blood phase. But if he's like, had he

594
00:35:21.480 --> 00:35:23.800
not said anything about him, it would have been fine.

595
00:35:23.800 --> 00:35:25.800
He was making two million dollars an episode. He was like,

596
00:35:25.880 --> 00:35:27.519
and Crier's like, I was making a third of that.

597
00:35:28.199 --> 00:35:28.639
Yeah.

598
00:35:29.119 --> 00:35:32.719
You know why because in those situations, they have a

599
00:35:32.800 --> 00:35:36.039
tendency to throw money at problems because if you throw

600
00:35:36.079 --> 00:35:37.840
money at a problem, then they don't have to worry

601
00:35:37.880 --> 00:35:40.559
about it. You just put it on somebody else. Yes,

602
00:35:40.719 --> 00:35:43.639
a production crew, the co stars, the directors, all the

603
00:35:43.639 --> 00:35:45.639
people at the deal with that on the daily basis.

604
00:35:45.639 --> 00:35:47.599
It's like, Hey, I gave him much money, he should

605
00:35:47.599 --> 00:35:49.280
be happy. Well, of course, you just gave him a

606
00:35:49.280 --> 00:35:50.960
bunch of money to shove up his nose.

607
00:35:51.559 --> 00:35:54.000
Yeah, and that and that's what we call Hollywood.

608
00:35:55.920 --> 00:36:00.440
It really is. Definitely really it really really is. But yeah,

609
00:36:00.440 --> 00:36:01.800
I mean, if you think about it, the fact that

610
00:36:01.880 --> 00:36:05.679
Charlie Sheen is still alive and none of these scientists

611
00:36:05.800 --> 00:36:08.599
that have won prizes from the ig Nobel Prize have

612
00:36:08.719 --> 00:36:12.559
studied him at length like they should. Because if you're

613
00:36:12.559 --> 00:36:16.519
doing studies on drunk bats and what they do, how

614
00:36:16.559 --> 00:36:18.280
are you not doing this with Charlie Sheen.

615
00:36:18.599 --> 00:36:21.639
Yeah, the study should be the effects of cocaine, the

616
00:36:21.679 --> 00:36:26.079
effect of what happens with cocaine when Charlie Sheen happens

617
00:36:26.119 --> 00:36:26.639
to cocaine.

618
00:36:26.920 --> 00:36:34.719
That's right. What are the effects of Charlie Sheen on cocaine?

619
00:36:35.400 --> 00:36:38.119
I mean, yeah, that's an economic study.

620
00:36:39.039 --> 00:36:44.519
Also, yeah, you could win an actual Nobel Prize in

621
00:36:44.639 --> 00:36:47.920
Science and economics if you can figure out how it

622
00:36:48.000 --> 00:36:50.159
is Charlie Sheen does so much drugs.

623
00:36:50.719 --> 00:36:54.719
Hey, Columbia, want to increase your GDP and more inflation,

624
00:36:55.280 --> 00:36:57.280
here's one buddy, Charlie Sheen. That's right.

625
00:37:02.519 --> 00:37:05.199
Look, he's gonna fix the economy. It may not be

626
00:37:05.280 --> 00:37:08.199
the economy you want in your schools, but we're all

627
00:37:08.239 --> 00:37:13.079
gonna be driving Laborghinis, even the kids in school. That's right.

628
00:37:13.360 --> 00:37:15.360
The pickup line's gonna be baller.

629
00:37:19.639 --> 00:37:22.199
It's amazing. Though it's messed up as he was, he

630
00:37:22.239 --> 00:37:24.599
still didn't end up with two batmobiles.

631
00:37:31.559 --> 00:37:37.920
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