Nov. 18, 2025

Not Too Deep, Just The Tip Of Nicodemus | Tuesday November 18, 2025

Not Too Deep, Just The Tip Of Nicodemus | Tuesday November 18, 2025
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We start off talking about who would spend a night in a cave with 111,000 spiders for one billion dollars, which leads us to find that rats bother Trey deeply. Then we discuss whether Trey's mom will ever meet his new girlfriend, and Gov. Abbott is running for a 4th term and stomping on rainbows.

LINKS:

https://www.cbsnews.com/texas/news/texas-gov-greg-abbott-announces-run-for-fourth-term/

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Want more Treehouse, check out our YouTube exclusive shows at

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It is time to leave your worries outside and laugh

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with us inside the Treehouse. I'm Daniel Malley along with

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Trade Trendholme and Raj Sharma, fresh off of shows in Houston.

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Glad to have you back inside the Treehouse. Mister Sharma,

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Thank you sir. Also, while we're on the topic, let's

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go ahead and point out that you're going to stay

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in Houston and any Treehouse listeners in the Houston area

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should be making plans for Wednesday night if they don't

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already have them with you right, Yes, I believe we're

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close to sold out. I'm not sure.

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I know people were trying to buy tickets last night

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that were in line, like waiting for the meet and

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greet with the buddy Adam Ray.

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They could not purchase tickets, so to where the Houston

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improv there you go, Okay.

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So yeah, they couldn't buy tickets. So I don't know

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if that was preferred seating that sold out, or if

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the show in general is sold out.

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Worst case scenario, just hover around the door and try

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to sneak in somewhere and catch. Raj. Yeah, I'll fitch

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in somewhere that sounds triable. You can try out of

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intriloquous act with a listener. Just sit here and move

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your mouth when I stick my hand up your button.

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There you go. All right, Let's begin today with something

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that you missed, Raj on the tree House Plus episode

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on Patreon. On our tree House Plus episode on Patreon,

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Trey and I discussed a dark room hidden in Greece

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for god knows how many years, and it is covered

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floor to ceiling with spiders. And so I posed this

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question on social media. Are you ready? Here we go?

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You get one billion dollars if you can spend the

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night in here alone. Could you do it? The room

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I'm talking about is the one that researchers discovered what

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appears to be the world's largest spider web.

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Ugh.

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This is in a pitch black cave in Greece. Scientists

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found a stinking sponge spider web one hundred and eleven

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thousand species of spiders, including two that were thought to

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be hostile towards one another. They even show cutting away

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the web that it reveals several layers underneath. So my

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question holds Raj could you spend the night in this

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cave for one billion dollars with one hundred eleven thousand spiders,

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just you and just them.

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Yeah, spiders don't bug me, Like, I'm not scared of

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spiders at all.

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Well, here's the thing. Whether you're phobic or not about spiders.

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Spending the night in a gas filled cave with one

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hundred eleven thousand of them, I think you'll become phobic.

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They're at the very least, they're going to be annoying.

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So I I only had roommates in college one time,

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and I moved in to their place and I woke

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up the first day, woke up and this one should

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have been a sign. I woke up and there was

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a spider in my mouth, A dead spider in my mouth.

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Okay, So now imagine one hundred eleven thousand of them

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trying to get in there all at the same time.

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I'm okay with it.

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Now, Okay, hold on, because if they like are they poisonous?

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Because if some of the some of them bite you,

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like you can have like a brown recluse or something

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like that.

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Like yeah, yeah, I don't know. The the video that

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that we played that shows the cave and one hundred

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eleven thousand spiders filling it. We don't know if they're

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venomous or not. They're just in there. Yeah, gotcha, Yeah,

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I think I could do it, Trey, What about you?

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For one billion dollars, kid, could you spend the night

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in this spider cave in Greece for.

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A billion dollars?

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Yeah?

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I I For a billion dollars, I could do just

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about anything.

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I don't think I clearly Trey's open for business. I'll

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let just you know what, Trey's got a good point.

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He may let one hundred eleven thousand of just about

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anything inside of him for a billion dollars. He's our

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Bonnie Blue.

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You get a billion dollars, A can afford a lot

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of therapy, and B you can disappear.

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You know what? That makes sense? I guess for a

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bill for that amount of money, Trey would Trey would

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pull a Scrooge McDuck into a pile of dicks, so

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the spiders would be easy. What's say? I can't unsee

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that now? You'll never watch that show the same way again.

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I don't think I could. I mean, I would love

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to say I tried. Look, I'll be honest, I would try,

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Like you said, Trey, I would try just about anything

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if you offer me a billion dollars. I don't know

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if I could spend the night in that spider cave.

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But you have a fear of spiders, right, I mean

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it's not like a phobia thing. But I don't want

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them crawling on me. Okay, I don't want one crawling

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on me, let alone one hundred eleven thousand of them.

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Yeah. Now the one caveat of that is if they

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are highly poisonous like brown recluse or then no, I

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don't not for certain death.

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Your next of ken will get a billion dollars.

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So no, yeah, yeah I want the billion.

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But yeah, I'm with Tray on that one.

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Like if they're yeah, like black widows or you know,

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like we're saying, like like things that can literally kill

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you that right there?

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Yeah?

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Uh no, Yeah, if this cave was in Australia, no,

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because I'm just gonna assume that's automatic death.

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Yeah. God, can you imagine what a what a death

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cave in Australia would look like because Australia is out

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in the open about everything that wanted to kill you.

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Imagine something finding imagine finding something hidden. How bad that

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must be.

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Oh yeah, I mean they have jellyfish that are the

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size of your like pinky nail that can kill you

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in Australia.

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Yeah, I'm just I'm actually really surprised that you guys

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would would do this for a billion dollars. Yeah. Yeah,

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I've done a lot worse for a lot less. I

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know you're in Houston right now, exactly, I'm not, you know,

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for a billion dollars. I'm not sure if i'd rather

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be in Houston or inside that spider filled cave.

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I don't even know whose room this is, but he

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seems nice.

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Please tell me his name is Charlotte. Mister Charlotte. He's

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not answering, Oh man, I yeah, I can't.

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I know I've had your wife, can Your wife wouldn't

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be able to do it, right, Like, she's got a

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huge phobia of like crickets and roaches and stuff like that.

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Right, roaches, Yes, there's no way she could she could

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do that in a room. I'm not I'm not sure

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she could spend the night in a room with one

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roach for a billion dollars. Really, yeah, that is how

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bad she is, Like she is like a lot of

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people will say they're phobic about things when they're really not.

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Tara really is, in real life actually phobic when it

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comes to roaches. Did I tell you about the time

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I had to come home from work to save her

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from one? No, Luckily for her. It was when I

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lived only like five minutes from the radio station. But

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it was middle of the days, like around lunchtime, and

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Tarah calls me, which was very rare, like she's calling

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me at work, so something must be wrong. And I

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answered and she's like, you have to come home. There's

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a roach. You have to come home. There's a roaches.

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I'm like, what what? Trying to gather all the information

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being thrust upon me, It's like, okay, I got it.

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I was like, okay, do you know where it is?

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She's like yeah, I was able to get a cup

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on it or something. It's like okay. So I go

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down elevator, parking garage, car, drive home and she is

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sitting on the edge of the bed. This our apartment

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at the time, the open bedroom door could look into

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the open bathroom door and you could see sitting on

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the edge of the bed with her knees to her chest,

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staring at this cup. I think it was a Dicky's

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cup that she was able to put over the top

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of this roach in the bathroom, and she did not

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move her eyes from it the entire time until I

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got there to remove the roach.

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What happened when she was growing up? Like, what happened?

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Something had to triggered this.

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I agree. I think something did happen, But I don't

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want to ask her because I feel like at this

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point I don't want to open up that old wound.

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Or perhaps she has repressed it to such a level

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that she doesn't even remember it. It's just in her

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subconscious to be that afraid of roaches, so that's definitely

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a trauma. I don't want to explore. If she has

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repressed it to the point to where she doesn't remember it,

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I think it's best to let it stay forgotten.

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I'm that way with wasps, like I don't first of all,

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I don't understand what they're for, Like, they don't do anything,

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They don't contribute to anything.

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You're talking about the winged flying insects, not the white

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I mean growing up in mis Guie, you have reasons

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to be afraid of wasps.

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I was allergic to wasp. I wouldn't be on this show.

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There's two staring at me right now. No. When I

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was a kid, I was attacked by my buddy AJ

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lived next door. Here's my best friend, God rest his soul,

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but he like there was a huge wasps nest and

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he knocked it down with a broom And I remember

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going next door and just like ringing the doorbell and

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his sister answered.

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I was like, h here, and she's like, no, he's

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on the side of the house.

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So I start walking to the side of the house

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and I only hear is run and I get attacked

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by like a swarm of wasps to my ear. And

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my mother luckily was outside and she was watering the

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lawn so she had the hose out, so she actually

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got to be like, hose me down.

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Wow.

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But after that, like, I can't if I see a wasp,

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I'll freak out.

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So I know where my trauma comes from. Yeah, yeah,

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the the closest I have to That is a dream

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I had as a kid. And this is another great

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example of how weird my brain is. Okay, I remember

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a dream I had as a kid when I was

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like five. This is a dream I remember being at

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my grandmother's house in Tulsa. At the time. I'm outside

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in the driveway playing and a car pulls up in

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the cul de sac and the car doesn't even stop,

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but the passenger door just opens, and out of it

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crawls a massive spider, like big tarantula spider that just

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jumps out of this moving car like it's the fast

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and furious, running directly at me. And it was so

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terrifying I woke up. But the point is is that

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dream shook me so hard at the age of five

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that forty one years later, I still remember it like

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I had the dream five minutes ago. Wow.

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You know what surprises me with Tara is because I

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used to be really afraid of roaches, But after years

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of working in the service industry, which anytime you have

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food around, you're going to see roaches like you just

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become immune to it. Rats not so much. I like

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rats bother me deeply.

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I hope they don't bother you deeply, hopefully not too deep.

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Just a tip.

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picking up buckets of debris or something like that and

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stepping on a nail.

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and the installers of the fire sprinkler system missed a

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couple of places where they had to add the piping

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going through the tilt walls, and you have to fire

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fire from spreading the one side of the building to

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the other. And the canister that I was spraying unfortunately

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backfired on me and it got that spray foam all

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was a solid orange puff of like like those orange

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puffs that you eat, except up it won't come off.

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And now now I'm still having to scrape the stuff

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a residue. So I was trying to drive home single

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hand while keeping this hand somewhat in the air, trying

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to make sure I don't touch anything. So yep, day

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to day fun things that happened in the field.

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They look like orange glaze.

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Thanks Daniel Andcerrey. Uh Trey, you are in a new relationship.

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How long have you and your girlfriend been together? Now?

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Six seven weeks? How long have you and your mother

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been around fifty one years and some change. Will your

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new girlfriend ever meet your mother? No? Well really why?

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Because my mother is a horrible person and would not

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only will she not meet my mother, I don't will

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not even tell my mother I'm in a relationship because

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I know that will uh be a catalyst for her

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to just absolutely drive me thatshit crazy.

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You don't want to give your mother any more ammunition

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for anything to ruin your life?

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Well, I just I have a very long track record

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of knowing that when I am in a relationship, my

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mother will even though I can't stand her, she feels

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threatened by it and then wants to see if she

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can monopolize my time and call me, you know, just

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come up with the dumbest things to try to take

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up my time. Now as years have passed, I have,

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I have. When I was younger, I didn't really realize

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this pattern and so it created problems. But I'm now

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old enough to know better. But no, In fact, I've

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already told Brandy. I was like, you will probably never

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meet my mother.

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Ever. Was she okay with that? Was she kind of relieved?

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I don't.

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I mean, I've told her enough that yeah, probably, But

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I mean she at least understands that it's.

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Nothing good will come of it.

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I don't want, you know, I don't like the holidays

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because my mother ruined them, and uh like, so I've

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explained to her, especially with everything going on with her

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right now and the fact that she has now run

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out of money and I have to figure stuff out,

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I know she's gonna make this last these last. This

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year's holiday is absolutely miserable. So I'm like, it's not personal.

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I'm like, and thank God, my saving grace with a

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lot of this is my stepmother. You know, has been

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around long enough that she she's the one person who

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can say, you know, yeah, if I hadn't seen it,

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I wouldn't believe this either.

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But it's that left up. And keep in mind, Trey's

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stepmom is the one that wanted Trey's stepmom is the

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one that would rub ground beef on the car when

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they would go to the Lion Country Safari, not because

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she wanted Trey dead, but because she wanted to help

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get a good show for the boy. If Trey's mom

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was rubbing, or how about this, if Trey's mom had

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a package of ground beef at Lion Country Sofari, she

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would rub it on Trey. Say, George Wild rub it

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on her as well, adult Trey would do that. Yeah,

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Trey's idea of a place for mom is different than

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what the commercial says. Very I mean, I can think

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of it. I could think of a number of places

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that would have a bit of a slant where Trey

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would prefer to leave his mother where most people are

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told that they're supposed to do with theirs. Interesting, okay,

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and she's okay with that. So so.

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She's gonna do the holidays by herself. I guess because

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you don't you don't want it. She has family, uh,

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you know, around here, and so.

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I just explained to her the situation I'm gonna I

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was pretty upfront about it on the front end, like

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I don't ever want you to I I now have

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you know, fifty years of data to go. I don't

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need you. You know, you're not missing out anything by

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not ever meeting my mom. Yeah, and there's no no best.

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The best thing that comes out of it is a

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neutral outcome, but the chances are it's a very negative outcome.

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It's like, why why screw things up?

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Yeah, and that makes sense. Why mess with it? And

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I'm with you. I do think it's interesting because I'm

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sure that there's some women that might see it differently,

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that might see it as, ooh, this is a red flag.

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He's got a you know, a bad relationship with his

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mom or whatever. Uh. That was actually one of the

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things that bonded me and Tarror together was difficult relationships

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with our mothers. And instead of instead of that being

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a red flag in her eyes, it was it was

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a green flag. Huh. So at the end of the day,

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it's all about you know, just kind of finding your

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person whoever you are compatible with. Whereas you Raj, you

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had you know, you have a different You had a

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different relationship with your mother than the trade does with his.

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Yeah, I mean we got to be friends a few

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years before she passed away. But growing up, you know,

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she suffered from severe PTSD from being the war in India.

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She was stabbed in both k needs by Pakistani soldiers

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and left to die and all this stuff. So she

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was horribly abusive and didn't remember anything. And it was

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actually the improv in Addison is she came out with

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a bunch of her girlfriends and I did this joke

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about getting my ass kicked within with an extension cord

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and she's like, you can't tell that joke. That's that

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didn't happen. I was like that, I can pick it out.

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I know exactly which extension court in the garage it is.

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Let's go Homember.

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Yeah, And she like, I remember coming back home the

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next day to have lunch with her, and she was

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still sitting in the same spot, the same clothes from

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the night before, and she's like, I remember remember everything now,

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I'm so sorry. And then we became friends so we

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would go have lunch like three or four times a week.

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But prior to that note, prior to that, we absolutely

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had no relationship at all. Like my dad would have

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to call me in college and be like, can you

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please call your mother?

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You haven't talked to her weeks. Here, I'll give you so.

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At one point, I was in seventh grade and I

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went to the school counselor to talk about something, and

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she noticed that I had welts on my leg from

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where my mother had taken a phone cord. If you're

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probably under forty, may not remember that, But a phone cord,

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the phone cord that went from the wall to the

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actual phone ray then.

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A straight one uh huh and uh with absolutely zero

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give yeah, and my mom had beaten the crap out

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of me with one the night before, where I had

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welts all over my leg.

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Well, the school counselor saw this and obviously had to

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do something about it, as as they do.

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And something say something.

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Yeah, she had to call CPS and everything else. To

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this day, my mother will blame me for having CPS called.

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On Woh, yeah, that is next level. See here's how

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gangs to. My mom wants She's like, you want to.

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I was like, I'll call CPS. She's like, I'll die

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the number. Oh no, that was my dad. My dad

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was like, yeah, oh okay, yeah, he goes. That's fine,

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he goes because here's the thing. I'll get out sooner

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or later. That's what I'm coming back home, all right.

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Mother was a nurse, she was a caregiver.

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That's actually that actually could then I might actually be

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the worst possible scenario, because that means she could heal

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you and then and then hurt you all over again,

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just in a horrible cycle.

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Oh.

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I used to ask her all the time.

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I'm like, are you this meat, Like to like, are

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you do you treat your patients like you treat me?

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Because I would hate to go to your hospital.

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Yeah. So look, I don't mean to one up you guys.

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I know we're sharing some severe mother issues and trauma,

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but I feel compel to rise. Your mom beat you

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with electrical cord, tray, your mom beat you with the

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straight phone cord, the one that went from you know,

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the phone to the wall. My mom actually beat me

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with an electrical pole, went outside, ripped it right out

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of the ground and just beat me. Stupid. It was

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so bad. It was even written into an episode of

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Highway to Heaven and Michael Landon gave up halfway through.

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What a weird way to reference Highway to Heaven it was.

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I loved that show. I thought to myself when I

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would watch that show, I wish he'd walk by my house.

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the treehouse. I believe it was last week now. Last week,

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Texas Governor Greg Abbot announced he will go for a

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fourth term as governor of Texas. The announcement is, of

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course not a surprise, but the headline that CBS used

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on TV last week certainly was because the chiron across

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the bottom of the screen reads Governor Greg Abbot to

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run for fourth term. If we're being honest, it can't

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really be mad at CBS eleven for staying Greg Abbott

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is running for a term, especially when his campaign slogan

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is let's roll It's just too good. So obviously he's

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aware if he's using the campaign slogan let's roll with

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I appreciate the font of that being in italics, as

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if to show motion forward. It is common for news

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stations to say someone is running for election or re election.

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But obviously Greg Abbott hasn't run anywhere since that tree

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landed on him so many years ago when he was running.

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While running, Yeah, you know how big of an a

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hole you have to be for God to throw a

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tree at you.

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He didn't throw it at him. He just uprooted it.

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I mean, the next thing you should do is buy

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a lottery ticket, because the odds of getting hit by

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a tree.

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The moment that you run under it, it is small. Yeah,

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it is very very small. Yeah. But as Trey helped

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helped me with this, because you're a political science expert

474
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here inside the treehouse. I before this, before this, Governor

475
00:29:23.920 --> 00:29:26.279
Abbott running for his fourth term. Before this, I thought

476
00:29:26.400 --> 00:29:28.920
that Texas had a term limit on governor. I thought

477
00:29:28.960 --> 00:29:31.440
it was like three. But I guess there's not.

478
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There's not, And yeah, I'm kind of with you. I

479
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kind of thought I thought there was one too, but

480
00:29:38.519 --> 00:29:41.160
there there is not. Because the last time I even

481
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remember someone going, Perry had taken over for Bush and

482
00:29:48.359 --> 00:29:52.279
then ran two more times, and I kind of thought

483
00:29:52.680 --> 00:29:53.559
that was it for him.

484
00:29:53.880 --> 00:29:57.240
Uh yeah, no, yeah, yeah, I'm surprised that there's no

485
00:29:57.359 --> 00:30:01.640
there's no term limit for governor of Tech. So I

486
00:30:01.720 --> 00:30:06.160
am actually very curious to see what Abbot will prioritize

487
00:30:06.160 --> 00:30:10.079
in his fourth term, especially on the heels of the

488
00:30:10.160 --> 00:30:13.720
successful campaign to get those dangerous rainbows out of the crosswalks,

489
00:30:16.880 --> 00:30:22.480
standing up for the people. Really, Trey, I expect more

490
00:30:22.480 --> 00:30:27.440
out of you. You're the resident Republican in here. You're

491
00:30:27.480 --> 00:30:31.640
the republican. RAJ is the bleeding heart liberal, and I'm

492
00:30:31.759 --> 00:30:38.279
the even killed independent. Mm hmm okay, on the independent.

493
00:30:44.440 --> 00:30:47.160
We agree on more things Dan than than the train.

494
00:30:47.240 --> 00:30:52.640
I agree on. The thing is though, that I'm really

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curious is in his fourth term, is Governor gonna take

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his war on rainbows to another level? Like? You know

497
00:31:05.279 --> 00:31:07.599
what this actually? I think this could actually be a treehouse.

498
00:31:07.640 --> 00:31:11.319
Top five The top five rainbow related things Governor Abbott

499
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will get rid of in his fourth term as governor?

500
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All right?

501
00:31:17.880 --> 00:31:18.000
Uh?

502
00:31:19.119 --> 00:31:24.799
Number one, No more Rainbow care Bear. Oh cares too much,

503
00:31:24.839 --> 00:31:28.359
get rid of it. It's it's it's it's a furry

504
00:31:28.359 --> 00:31:31.160
and doctrinator. That's what the Rainbow care Bear is got

505
00:31:31.160 --> 00:31:33.680
to get rid of. That. Also, no more hits by

506
00:31:33.680 --> 00:31:36.480
the band Rainbow. That's just too dangerous. That's too much fun.

507
00:31:37.400 --> 00:31:42.880
Can't be singing rainbow songs. Also, no more skittles because

508
00:31:42.920 --> 00:31:44.960
they want you to taste the rainbow, and well we

509
00:31:45.000 --> 00:31:49.480
know what that means. Also, is there a deal in

510
00:31:49.559 --> 00:31:51.920
place with the leprechaun so we can't get his lucky

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charms because they're at the end of a rainbow. I

512
00:31:57.960 --> 00:32:00.000
thought it was a pot of gold at the end

513
00:32:00.079 --> 00:32:03.000
of a rainbow, right, yeah, that too. Whatever, it's a

514
00:32:03.079 --> 00:32:05.279
rainbow in there and it's on it's on a kid cereal.

515
00:32:05.319 --> 00:32:08.960
I assume Abbot is against it, because then that's just

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a doctrination. Owes, it's little Gaye charms.

517
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I figured you were gonna go ahole different direction and

518
00:32:21.319 --> 00:32:23.240
he was just gonna send ice for the leprechauns.

519
00:32:27.400 --> 00:32:32.920
Well, it depends on what color they are secure that border. Yeah.

520
00:32:32.960 --> 00:32:37.079
Also in his fourth term, I assume Governor Abbott will

521
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absolutely positively disallow reading rainbow sorry LeVar Uh. In fact,

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no more rainbows at all of any kind anywhere for

523
00:32:47.359 --> 00:32:50.559
any reason in the state of Texas, including the sky.

524
00:32:50.960 --> 00:32:53.960
If you see a rainbow, or god forbid, a double rainbow,

525
00:32:54.319 --> 00:32:59.359
that's when you call ice trade. Okay, you can show

526
00:32:59.440 --> 00:33:03.000
up and they can they can zip cuff the rainbow

527
00:33:03.039 --> 00:33:14.519
and haul it off to rainbow Alcatraz. Oh Greg Abbits,

528
00:33:15.799 --> 00:33:16.799
God bless Texas.

529
00:33:18.519 --> 00:33:20.160
I do like so like you see him in the

530
00:33:20.200 --> 00:33:22.480
in the picture, like he's looks like he's standing, like

531
00:33:22.519 --> 00:33:25.319
he's got the wheelchair that does that like lifts him up,

532
00:33:25.359 --> 00:33:27.680
like to he looks like he's standing, doesn't.

533
00:33:28.279 --> 00:33:30.039
I've never seen that, always sawt he's just in his

534
00:33:30.079 --> 00:33:31.279
normal chair. Yeah.

535
00:33:31.279 --> 00:33:32.720
I thought there was just a short I mean, I

536
00:33:32.799 --> 00:33:35.039
hate to say it, a very short electern.

537
00:33:37.279 --> 00:33:39.680
Which like it actually like stands him up, so he

538
00:33:39.720 --> 00:33:40.640
looks like he's standing.

539
00:33:41.440 --> 00:33:44.160
Oh, I know exactly what we were talking about. My

540
00:33:43.720 --> 00:33:48.880
My uncle Milford had one of those Milford I've told

541
00:33:48.920 --> 00:33:50.440
you about him before. He was the one who was

542
00:33:50.440 --> 00:33:52.680
married to my great grandmother Glick, the racist with the

543
00:33:52.720 --> 00:33:53.319
thin lips.

544
00:33:55.200 --> 00:34:03.279
Your uncle was, Uh no, Dan, I think we we

545
00:34:03.279 --> 00:34:03.759
we haven't.

546
00:34:05.079 --> 00:34:10.079
We haven't talked about this one. Uh I'm confused. What

547
00:34:10.079 --> 00:34:14.079
are you talking about. Your uncle was married to your

548
00:34:14.159 --> 00:34:17.760
great grandmother. That's just what we called him. I don't

549
00:34:17.800 --> 00:34:21.840
know why she He was like her third husband. And

550
00:34:22.000 --> 00:34:25.519
you know what, look you guys, I'm adopted. I didn't

551
00:34:25.599 --> 00:34:28.639
choose this family. I didn't want to go to Pittsburgh,

552
00:34:28.639 --> 00:34:33.679
Texas as a kid. It was thrust on me, kind

553
00:34:33.679 --> 00:34:38.519
of like the incontinence that uncle Milford suffered from because

554
00:34:38.559 --> 00:34:40.599
of the motorized scare would stand him up, it just

555
00:34:40.639 --> 00:34:44.239
come running down his leg side.

556
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Effects of inbreeding.

557
00:34:50.119 --> 00:34:58.239
It's like your royalty. The worst group of monarchs in history.

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