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It is time to leave your worries
outside and join us inside the Treehouse.

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Specifically met Dannel Malley along with Trade, Trendhome and Raj Sharma episode eighty eight

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right now inside the Treehouse. If
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Plus episode, then you have learned about

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how Utah sucks and how religious based
states suck. And let's not do that

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in general ever, but especially let's
not do that in Texas again or anywhere

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one in particular, name squid Pete.

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you can learn about all those things and

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other things each week inside Deep Deep
inside the Treehouse. As it is,

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it is episode eighty eight. Time
for the regular stuff, the free stuff.

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And once again I would like to
mention how I do not like to

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live in h what is it stocracies. No. I love living in Paradise.

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I just don't like living in any
place where one religion tells everyone how

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they how they should or should not
live. And to that end, I

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have some troubling news to share with
you boys about island life. Oh boy,

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that is doesn't matter where you moved
to, where you go, where

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you hide, the Jehovah's Witnesses will
find you. Yes, that's great,

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No, it's not at this point. I'd prefer the goat man of Bordeaux

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Mountain lurking outside the house. I
think his picture. No, this is

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according according to the two nice ladies
outside our house this morning. That's Jesus.

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Oh did you that right? There
is a that is an artist rendering

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of Jesus. Did you know you
can schedule an appointment with for Jehovah's witnesses.

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I thought you were about to say
Jesus. I'm like, oh my

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god, people have been waiting for
him for a while. Jesus is on

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calendly. Let me look on,
let me schedule some time. I got

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questions many, I like how many
questions. I like how they just gave

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their their their version of white.
Jesus just brown hair. The thing is,

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though, I actually give them credit
because you know, thinking logically common

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sense, right, Jesus is from
Middle East, from Africa area, So

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blue eyed European Jesus he was not, No, unless he had some serious

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recessive genes in there, which I
guess could be possible. But at least

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at least this Jesus is brown eyed
Jesus. Like like, this Jesus is

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sort of while he's not, I
wouldn't immediately say he's a Jesus of color.

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He's not lily white either, and
at least he doesn't have blue eyes.

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Yeah, he just looks like the
brownie man, like if you,

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if you, if you, if
you put flannel in suspenders. That's uh.

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That that dude's drinking I p as
in uptown. That is true.

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This this is uh, this is
hipster Jesus, because yeah, this is

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this is the brownie man with with
the curly hair. Yeah, I dig

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it, man. He listens to
everything on vinyl, oh yeah, because

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it sounds better. He's a staple
at Josie's Records. Yeah, yeah,

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you know he's got uh. He
also sells all of his old pants at

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Buffalo Exchange. He only buys used, uh Chucks, not the new ones

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out of the punt, because that
would be who is that you got on

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your phone there, Trey, I
think you're showing me. So this was

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the guy who played Peter in the
in the Bible whole big series they did

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a few years ago. Like it
literally it looks like they took him and

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put him as Jesus. They I
think they did. Oh yeah, I

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think yeah, hold that up,
side by side, let's do this again.

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This is again where it would come
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we put the full video of every
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air. That is a got If
we can just cross over and hold them

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in like across our little screen panels, it'd be perfect. Yeah that's yeah.

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Yeah. He also looks a little
bit like Dominic West from uh uh,

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what's the What's the Drug Show in
Washington? The cop Show? I

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have no idea. It's one of
the best, The Wire, The Wire.

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For some reason, I was trying
to call the line and I know

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that's that's it's a movie about lines, but it's called The Wire. Dominic

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West, who's one of the Yeah
yeah, uh so Dominic West was also

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in three hundred he played the bad
guy. Yeah, that's kind of what

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he looks like there anyway. So, uh, the Jehovah's witnesses will find

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you no matter where you go on
this planet. And I also suspect that

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if you managed to colonize Mars,
there's gonna be two old ladies that are

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gonna knock on your on your colony
door and ask if and ask if you

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know about water Tower magazine and are
you saved? Is that the new water

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tower? It used to be an
actual like four pinch watch tower, water

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tower, watch tower. Sorry,
watch, I'm not I'm not no,

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No, I mean water tower actually
makes sense. Maybe it's holy water in

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there. No, maybe he turns
every tower into wine like that would be

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nice. Now that's a good recruiting
tool. Yeah, like you know,

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we'll give you access to this water
tower, turn your turn your faucet on

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and watch and then you every day
everyone can paint their their mascot on their

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their water tower. I'm just gonna
use Peter from the Bible, four time

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state champion on that water tower,
constantly defeating Satan. That's what he's doing.

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Mm hmm. I just uh Jeovah's
Witnesses really the angels one again,

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We're so shocked. Uh, they're
they're the no holidays is no birthday present

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people, right, Yeah, And
I'm no, I'm just I'm not.

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I'm not. I'm not down with
the with the Jehovah's Witnesses, no thank

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you. Yeah, it was too
crazy for Michael Jackson, like just like

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he was raised Jehovah's witness and when
he's read out on his own before he

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released Thriller, he was like,
f all, y'all, I'm out of

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here. Like he just wouldn't did
his own day. Like maybe that's what

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it was. Maybe it wasn't so
much of him in some sort of identity

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crisis, you know, by you
know, bleaching his skin and you know,

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the vidaiging all that kind of stuff. Maybe he was just trying to

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hide. But you can't from them, apparently exactly. And he learned that

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the very very hard way, as
I have now learned, because they even

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have them here on Saint John.
The good thing is about that Jehovah's Witnesses

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is like this, they will put
their address in the pamphlet. So you

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see right there it says uh five
G so addresses here are a little funky

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five g estate, Pastory, pocket
Money Road, Saint John v I.

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The thing I appreciate about the Jehovah's
Witnesses when they put their addresses is that

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means I know the address to a
void. I make sure that I never

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go in there. If my car
breaks down, that's the house I'm not

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going into to ask for help.
I'd rather think both Prince and Michael Jackson

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one point where Jehovah's witness mm hmm. We don't have to just say that

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it's bad. If you're a talented, you know, black guy, bad

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religion also also a good band.
I wonder if they're related as well.

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Yeah, I my dad they would
they would always come to my my folks

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house to drop off the watch Tower
pamphlet because my dad would invite them like,

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hey, come on in that talk
to me, let me hear about

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it. And they would sit there
and they were just stunned that they got

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that foreigner and that's a gay.
Come on in. They're like, really,

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we never get passed the passing out
of the pamphlet. So he'd sit

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down, they'd talk and he's like, yeah, still not gonna convert but

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thank you. But I think my
dad was killing time because he was bored.

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He's like, we got company for
an hour. No, I know

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what I'm gonna do as an old
man, just let people come in and

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talk. Yeah, I just wouldn't. Wouldn't you rather just have a kid?

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No? I tell the Jeova's witness
to get the s out years to

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do that, and at least the
Jova's witnesses will come to visit you.

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And I don't mean that, yeah, And I don't mean that you specifically,

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Dre. I mean that's just sort
of a kid thing in general.

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Hell. I saw the other day
there was a story about a guy who

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cut his kids out of the will, or I cut certain he cuts some

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kids out of the will and others
he left in and he put in the

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will. The reason as to why
is because they didn't go. They didn't

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visit him enough. Yeah, And
it's like, well, that's kind of

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the ultimate old man thing. That
makes sense. I get that. The

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last the last thing you know,
your your your offspring are going to remember

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you for is being super petty because
they didn't come to visit you, which

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I kind of get. And so
they of course went through all the legal

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stuff they tried to sue and everything
in the court's like, no, he

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seemed to sound mine. You guys
seem like a bunch of a holes,

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So we're gonna let this stand.
Yeah, what's the commercial that's on TV

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now where the cat gets everything?
It's like, I think it's an unlimited

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supply of whatever because of whatever Pat's
smart or whatever it is is the online

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and it's like, the one kid, what's it the chewing? Is that

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what it? And then one kid
gets a train set and they're like,

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and so, where's the summerhouse going? They're like, now that also goes

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to mister whatever, mister Chi or
whatever the cat's name was, and the

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one guy goes, it's my favorite
parts. It's such an a whole move

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from the cat because cats are a
holds to be one. Uh he goes

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when they're like the in the summerhouse
goes to so to mister Chuckles or whatever,

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and the Glee kid goes, what
the cat goes? But you got

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a train set? Looks like that
is that is? I want that cat?

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If I can have a cat,
that's the one I want. This

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is the one that just literally calls
you out on your bst. It's also

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a very accurate representation of of of
cats, like if they could in fact

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talk, like I know, do
we do? You guys know? Because

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I don't, and I'm pretty versed
in a lot of religions, but I

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know nothing about Joe's Witnesses except for
they don't get to have fun. Uh.

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I know a little bit, just
based on research that I've done on

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this show for years. That's also
the reason why I know a little bit

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about scientology, and the reason why
I know a little bit about lots of

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things is because somehow it would come
up and next thing, you know,

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I'd start, you know, googling
stuff and finding things out. Like one

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of the things that always intrigued me
about the Jehovah's Witnesses is that supposedly,

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if I remember this correctly, and
this may have changed, but only like

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four hundred and forty four thousand people
get into Heaven and the Jehovah's hes a.

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I think it's hundred and forty four
thousand, okay, one hundred and

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forty so limited Heaven's got limited space
according to Jehovah's Witnesses. It seems this

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has always seemed weird to me,
if Jehovah's witnesses feel only one hundred and

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forty four thousand of them specifically get
into heaven and no one else, then

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why are they constantly recruiting? Don't
they have one hundred and forty four thousand

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by now? No? But what
if that's the thing They're like, God,

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man, we're at one hundred and
twelve, we're right there, Like,

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maybe what happens if they hit the
one hundred and forty four thousand goal,

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then the rapture actually happens. Yeah, and the Earth experiment is shut

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down and they all poof disappear like
Jedi. Yeah, that's what that they

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get to one forty four and why
Jesus comes down or or or their heaven's

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run by like FIFA and we're all
gonna be quadruple bump bunked in one room.

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So then I have DIBs on MESSI
that's a good DIBs. J I

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just I don't. I don't know
anything about them. I do know the

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one hundred and forty four thousand.
I thought that was Mormons as well,

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that had a finite number of how
many people were getting in. I don't

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know, based on your time in
Utah recently, you would probably be the

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foremost expert on Mormonism inside the treehouse. My my, my limited experience with

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the Mormon religion is based on sixth
grade basketball when my basketball coach at the

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y or whatever league it was in
and Plano at the time also had his

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church basketball team with his son and
they needed someone to play. So they

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asked me after we got finished with
our quote unquote regular league game if I

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wanted to come play in their Mormon
league. And I was like, okay,

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sure and uh and we played on
I think the court was on carpet

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inside of a Mormon church. It
was very, very odd. That was

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one of the other teammates. Just
all of that coaches kids. Yes,

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the cheerleaders were all his wives.
I mean great, they outlawed that many

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many years ago. Sure, wink
wink much much. I have TEAL,

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I have TLC. I know,
I know it goes on. I see

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I see seeking sister wives. That's
not normal. Who wants more wives?

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Who's Who's who wakes up that happy? No? One's like, you know

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what, I need more of this? Yeah, you know what I'd like

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fourteen of these? Yeah? Who
wants more wives? This guy. Yeh,

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Why why would you only want a
nagger of one when you can have

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a chorus of naggers? You don't
that or do? I mean, we'll

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lose that responsor. But if you're
gonna go out, go out that way.

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No, I think I think our
sponsors might might hang around just to

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see what happens. But where did
I put that delete button? Uh?

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I have I had a fear because
I'd like to get to know about other

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people's religions because they're just fascinating.
But I wanted to ask, like,

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like squatty Pete, his whole his
whole family, my mom, dad,

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brothers, they're all moments. He's
the one that, uh, I guess

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left the pat and we saw how
it turned out for him. Well in

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in the in the Trehouse Plus episode, Trey did mention the Mormon mafia.

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So maybe there's something to be said
about Yeah, when you when you live

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when you live in Prova, I
mean you in Provo, Utah, and

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you leave, yeah, the religion, then you know, maybe you're turned

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a squatty Pete. He's like the
Fredo of their mind. Is he going

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around kissing dudes on the mouth?
That might explain some of it, but

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I wanted to ask him, like, you know, so tell me about

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and I didn't want to because I
they're that kind of that's the kind of

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religion. Maybe squaty Pete's not that
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anybody else, I think they would
be like I think he wants to know

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more than he can join, and
I'm like, that's not I just want

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researcher, just want to be I
just want you to tell me the the

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pros and cons of your religion,
Like I don't know what they are for,

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like no booze, no caffeine,
no sex, no nothing, but

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you I don't know. I don't. Yeah, I knew. I knew

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that basketball game was weird when at
halftime, instead of gatorading orange slices,

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they all started drinking milk. And
I'm like, oh, that's not so.

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You guys aren't used to win it
used to vomiting a lot. This

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is just milk and a trash can. That's yeah. That I think maybe

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they were on a mission to get
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only because you know how they have
to I do know this, they have

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to do them. Is it a
mission is that when you graduate high school

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or something like that, didn't you. Yeah, yeah, that's Freddie Mark.

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You said get on your bike and
ride. Yeah, so it's so

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I take it back my my My
first experience with Mormonism was with a basketball

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coach in sixth grade. My second
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about it mostly revolves around the movie
or Gasmo and South Park. Okay,

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I was in I was in London
in two thousand and nine and I was

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doing some shows out there, and
I was in Watford. Uh, that's

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where I was staying. And I
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a subway there and I'm like,
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and from behind me, I hear
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sense, and I got excited that
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Wantford. So I turn around and
go, oh, I know those accents.

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And then they turned around and there
was name tags and ties and they

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had bicycle helmets in their hands and
they go, uh, they go,

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they go, I recognize those accents, and they turn and go, hey,

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man, how's it going. I
go Nope, not today, And

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I turned around the other way and
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with this. I'm in London.
I'm not doing that. Does beg the

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question, then, who's more committed? The Mormons or the Jehovah's Witnesses.

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They're they They're on an island.
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here too, I've seen him.
No. Yeah, are they on the

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bikes? Well some of these,
some of these roads are pretty steep.

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They're extreme Mormons. Yeah, it's
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You got the Cross Games, the
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recently. There is a shotgirl in
Fort Lauderdale who is selling hurricane shots.

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Now it's not just your normal shot
because for thirty bucks you get your liquor

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of choice, but then after you
get fed the shot by the scantalite clad

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shotgirl. She then tosses a picture
of water in your face and then slaps

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you across it. Are you throwing
thirty dollars at that? No, Dan,

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I can say probably not. I'm
past that. I know plenty of

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guys that probably you know that.
That's probably I would probably just sit there

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and watch guys do that for an
hour or so. That would be good

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enough for me. I need the
address of this place because we're gonna go

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to Florida here soon. So right, I tell you what, you guys

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go to that place and I'll call
this shockgirl and I'll send her sixty bucks

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and you both get smacked. Yeah, that's on me. I'd almost just

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We spoke during our week of Treehouse
Gone Wild, our Spring breakout, about

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whether or not spring break as we
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was over. And I saw that
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from our spring breaker years that have
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they have flourished and in some cases
been taken to the next level. I

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am talking specifically about a young lady
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She lives on a boat off the
coast of Florida near Fort Lauderdale,

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and she works two months a year
spring break bartending in South Florida and Fort

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Lauderdale, and for a mere thirty
dollars per shot. You take it back.

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She's not a bartender, She's a
freelance shot performer, I think might

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be a good description. So for
thirty dollars, not only will she find

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a creative way to deliver your shot
into your mouth, but she'll also splash

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you into face with a picture of
water and then slap the everlover, the

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everlov and piss right out of you. All for thirty dollars and makes enough

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to not work ten months out of
the year. Yeah, I mean she's

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she's living that Texas State Fair lifestyle
where you only work part of the year

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and you make so much in that
portion of the year you do whatever you

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want the rest of it. She's
a booze carny. Okay, I'll take

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it. How's that for a LinkedIn
profile? Okay, and people people are

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paying for this, yes, not
only paying for it, but it's very

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popular on social media. RAJ,
allow me to introduce you to Hurricane Ayana

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water. Now, So there you
saw the shot, the water and the

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smack. And now he has seemingly
passed out from just sheer joy until he

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stands realizing he's now been baptized in
the waters of spring Break, and he

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celebrates followed up, I'm sure with
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to point out that when we were
on spring Break, we were trying to

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find boobs to take shots off of. Yes, we're not the same this

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generation. No, And I you
know, here's you got to give credit

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to spring Break because just a mere
three years ago we were gloves and masks

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and social distancing and now we're just
plastic tubes and mouths. That's where we've

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gone. And I do you do
love it? I mean Fort Lauter you

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know, spring Break has moved to
Fort Lauderdale. Was with the video said

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that's where it kind of originated.
It's just now everything's coming back, you

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know, full circle. Yeah,
Yes, spring Break has come home.

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There's a whole generation in those communities. That have forgotten what it's like.

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Now they're gonna get spring break.
Give Miami a break, and then it

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would be a nice rotation. That's
right, it is. It's sort of

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like the Olympics. You got cities
bidding, city's bidding for spring break.

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And so spring break has come home
to Fort Lauderdale, and apparently she's angry

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and slapping these kids silly for having
left in the first place. Huntsville,

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Alabama never wins, they never get
trust me, Huntsville Alabama first spring break

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is a hell of a lot better
than Huntsville, Texas. That's a different

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shot. Yeah, that's uh Tray's
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went down to Pondre, that was
the thing. It was like you were

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wanting to do, Like the bodie
shots were cool, like that was kind

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of fun. And then you know, uh keg stands on the beats,

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there's a It was amazing to me, as the son of immigrants to see

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what people that have grown up here
generation after generation we'll do for plastic beats.

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I mean, they don't do that
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Uh No, there's that. That
also sounds like a terrible Julia Roberts

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movie. But no, no,
no, let's not sell it short.

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Has anyone tried Ganges Gone Wild?
I don't think you want to. That's

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one that's where we go to take
the dead. Oh wait, I think

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you're right. I think that's the
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Yeah, that's the thing. And
there is no spring. There's no

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such thing as spring break in India. That's hilarious. That's like no school

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keeps going until you're a doctor,
and that's when school finishes. That's when

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school ends. That's when you're a
doctor. But yeah, I would it

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was amazing, Like I would see
these girls and then we had we had

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the beads where we're given and it
was it was amazing. Was what was

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happening for said for said trinkets during
during my time of spring break in nineteen

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ninety six eight is when I went
down so nobody, nobody, nobody got

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slapped in the face after a picture
of water I wash and paid thirty dollars

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for it. That's that's just that's
just not financially sound. Well that also

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might just speak to uh, to
the inflation problem that we're Yeah, and

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then I see stuff like this,
and I'm like, somebody's dad's gonna like,

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somebody's parents are gonna watch this.
I'm like, you know, what's

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our kid doing? A kid doing
in college? You know, he's doing

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great, he's getting you know,
he's getting decent grades. You know he

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studies a lot. And then they
see this and like thirty that's where thirty

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dollars went? Like that's the Indian
parent in my head. There's a dad

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that's going, there's my money at
work. There could be a proud dad

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and a very angry mom. That's
there's also that there's also there's also the

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dad that that is that is saying
like, son, why did why?

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Why didn't I want to go?
Or the dad's going, son, let

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me show you how to spend thirty
bucks far more wisely maybe dolls. But

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then there's also but then there's also
a shotgirl going like father like son.

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I figured that's something like like Robert
Kraft would tell his kids, like we

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are in Florida right now, let
me show you how to spun spend thirty

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dollars. Come with me. Why
aren't we at this strip mall? What

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did you hear? Strip club?
No strip mall? Yeah, we're not

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here for back to school clubs?
Is that Tom Brady? It trure is

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Son Let's go inside now. Florida
just clearly does operate on a completely different

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level. And this is another good
example of that. Yeah, just oxy

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conton the content and test tube shots. Good on you. Yeah, I

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did see. There's a there's a
separate video that that this girl posted Hurricane

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Ayana, where like I mean you, I'm gonna show I'll show you this

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again. This kid. She claims
in a couple of posts that she's a

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really good performance artist and that she
doesn't slap them as hard as it truly

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appears. But watch this and and
you be the judge. Okay, So

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there's the shot down the mouth,
water in the face, slapped to the

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cheek. I mean, you know, maybe they're both theater majors from University

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of Miami and it's stage combat.
I don't know, or he's doing this

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Jake Paul impression. Yeah, he
better watch out. If Mike Tyson comes

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to the ring with a test tube
shot in the mouth, let me make

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it better. I just want I
just want Mike Tyson to knock knock him

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out and go. Just call me
Hurricane Ayana, you just got a hurricane,

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bitch and just keep going. That's
fantastic. Yeah, someone was talking

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about Rocky four and yeah the Drago
Apollo Creatio that it was an exhibition match,

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and someone goes, has anyone told
Mike that this is an exhibition match?

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I don't think. So do we
have a? Do we have a?

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Do we have Has anybody been keeping
up with the clips? I have

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not seen. I have not seen
the most recent Mike Tyson training clip.

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But I do know just from seeing
day three, three and Sunday four,

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Sunday four because he's his rhyming skills
are getting really good. Because it was

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day three used to want to f
with me, and then day four is

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this is what's in store? And
I was like, oh, he don't

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kill that kid, Like that's my
god? What was Day six? Uh?

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I don't want to I don't want
to guess. That's why going you

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do smart research? Day fixed punging
a bag of dicks? Like what?

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Like, I know we're on the
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with dealing with Jehovah's witnesses? No, but believe it or not, for

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as aggressive as I am when it
comes to my company when I'm and I

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mean that like, I'm aggressive for
my customers, and then I'm aggressive towards

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people who I think are trying to
take advantage of us in any capacity.

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When I'm not in my business hat, when I'm not wearing the business hat,

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I have a really hard time being
mean to people are rude or what

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I feel so guilty and so No, it sounds like you do a similar

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approach to me, which is if
you if you have the advantage of seeing

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them coming, you can just hide. I live on an acre on a

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county road, which is a two
lane hideway highway. I've lived there for

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two years and have not once ever
had a solicitor. So that's that's my

403
00:32:42.960 --> 00:32:45.160
secret. I don't have to deal
with them. See I thought moving to

404
00:32:45.200 --> 00:32:52.480
an island I wouldn't either, But
surprise, they found us so your time

405
00:32:52.519 --> 00:33:00.799
will come. They'll get to you. Eventually, it'll happen. I will

406
00:33:00.799 --> 00:33:06.480
not be eagerly awaiting. In the
meantime, you can just turn everything off

407
00:33:06.480 --> 00:33:09.039
and just you know, lie on
the ground and you can hide from I'm

408
00:33:09.079 --> 00:33:14.519
always here too, so I think
they're done by the time I get home,

409
00:33:14.759 --> 00:33:17.319
they're like long gone. You're helping
people with their plumbing issues. So

410
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for your plumbing issues, whether it's
a want or need, give Jacqueline a

411
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call. She will not hide from
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one fourth, three six eight thirty
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418
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The website Brooks Plumbing Texas dot com. Coming off the heels of Hurricane

419
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Ayana, I was starting to tell
you guys, there's other videos of her

420
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like she claims that that she's,
you know, pulling these slaps, and

421
00:34:15.599 --> 00:34:20.559
she's not slapping these kids as hard
as it appears. She does women as

422
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well, by the way, and
she'll do more than one at the same

423
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time. There's also there's a pretty
good video of her where she goes down

424
00:34:24.719 --> 00:34:28.679
the line. There's like five chicks
or five guys lined up in front of

425
00:34:28.679 --> 00:34:34.239
her, and she'll give shots to
all of them, and then she'll douse

426
00:34:34.320 --> 00:34:37.440
all of them with a picture of
water and then give give each a double

427
00:34:37.480 --> 00:34:40.280
slap as she works her way down
the line. It's pretty impressive. But

428
00:34:40.920 --> 00:34:45.760
there's another video where she's got like
blood on her palm, her hand is

429
00:34:45.840 --> 00:34:50.519
bruised. You've got guys with split
lips and stuff, and it's like,

430
00:34:50.559 --> 00:34:52.480
okay, see you're you're, you're, you're saying one thing, but oh

431
00:34:52.519 --> 00:34:55.079
no, no, it's not that
hard. But then some of these kids

432
00:34:55.079 --> 00:35:01.320
are spitting up blood as well,
So kind of mixed message here. Yeah,

433
00:35:02.119 --> 00:35:06.960
that's the I don't that's are they
all white? Can I ask?

434
00:35:07.159 --> 00:35:16.960
I know I pulled that hard a
lot in the video that but but it

435
00:35:16.960 --> 00:35:22.199
seems like this one just white kid
fun young young white kids. That's what

436
00:35:22.199 --> 00:35:23.480
I'm saying, like, like that's
what I'm saying, Like in the video

437
00:35:23.480 --> 00:35:27.760
of her like slapping, like going
down the line and just slapping people and

438
00:35:27.800 --> 00:35:30.760
like busted lips. Are those all
white kids? Of course? Okay,

439
00:35:30.760 --> 00:35:36.559
good, at least that stayed the
same. That's good. I look,

440
00:35:36.840 --> 00:35:39.639
I see right right after this is
your your sign up to you know,

441
00:35:39.679 --> 00:35:51.840
go hike Everest. I'm glad you
brought that up. Mount Everest climbers must

442
00:35:51.840 --> 00:35:57.800
now meet a new requirement. Do
you hear about this? Mount Everest climbers

443
00:35:57.880 --> 00:36:01.800
must now rent and wear a tracking
device on their journeys to cut down time

444
00:36:01.880 --> 00:36:10.559
on search and rescue missions. Oh
that's yeah, Nepal's Tourism Department director of

445
00:36:10.679 --> 00:36:15.159
mountaineering. I said, maybe there's
a different director of valuing. I don't

446
00:36:15.199 --> 00:36:20.840
know, but Nepal's Tourism department director
of mountaineering says that a climber will pay

447
00:36:20.880 --> 00:36:25.159
around ten dollars for an electronic device
the size of a thumb drive provided by

448
00:36:25.159 --> 00:36:30.320
their expedition agency, which will be
inserted inside their jacket then returned after the

449
00:36:30.320 --> 00:36:35.239
climb if anything goes wrong. The
idea is that the search and rescue missions

450
00:36:35.360 --> 00:36:40.880
can locate the missing climber with the
help of the detector, So basically getting

451
00:36:40.920 --> 00:36:45.480
Apple air tags on Everest climbers to
make it easier to scoop them up.

452
00:36:50.199 --> 00:36:53.960
I honestly, I mean maybe there's
something, but in general, if you

453
00:36:54.000 --> 00:36:58.360
are in need of rescue on Everest, you're dead. You're dead. Yeah,

454
00:36:58.440 --> 00:37:01.000
that's just period be in and they're
not coming to get your body,

455
00:37:01.079 --> 00:37:06.320
like like that's your final resting place
too. Yeah. So that's uh,

456
00:37:06.400 --> 00:37:13.639
that's that's just them going. Here's
where yeahst ten bucks. First of all,

457
00:37:13.800 --> 00:37:15.440
First of all, the Paul,
this is why you're having charge more.

458
00:37:15.599 --> 00:37:19.360
You're dealing with people that are spending
two hundred thousand dollars to go climb

459
00:37:19.360 --> 00:37:23.079
a mountain. Charge him a thousand
bucks for this thing. Yes, but

460
00:37:23.360 --> 00:37:28.440
ten dollars ten dollars of them is
eighty is eight hundred of theirs. So

461
00:37:28.480 --> 00:37:30.400
it's not it's not too it goes
a long way, it's not. It's

462
00:37:30.440 --> 00:37:34.559
not too shabby. But still you're
not. But they need they need to

463
00:37:34.559 --> 00:37:37.480
know their worth rus. Yes,
but still it's ten dollars, you know,

464
00:37:38.760 --> 00:37:42.320
I mean, this is in all
seriousness. If nothing else, use

465
00:37:42.400 --> 00:37:45.519
that charge more, Use that as
a fund for the Shurpas and their families.

466
00:37:46.559 --> 00:37:50.519
But it's it is ten dollars for
just a Nepalese guy to go.

467
00:37:50.800 --> 00:37:54.280
This is where he died, see
the little bloody thing. Basically, they're

468
00:37:54.280 --> 00:37:57.920
going to have an iPad with a
map of going here all the bodies.

469
00:38:00.119 --> 00:38:04.159
It's like when you when you buy
someone a star, like this is your

470
00:38:04.199 --> 00:38:16.719
star right there. We named him. Your uncle is right there. It's

471
00:38:16.719 --> 00:38:24.280
still blinking, but he isn't.
In other news, oh, a group

472
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of California residents have filed the lawsuit
against Starbucks and claimed the popular coffee house

473
00:38:29.920 --> 00:38:38.039
chain discriminates against lactose in tolerant customers
Okay, California. The five million dollar

474
00:38:38.119 --> 00:38:43.840
class action lawsuit represents Maria Bullager,
Don Miller, and Shunda Smith, three

475
00:38:43.920 --> 00:38:49.039
women who alleged Starbucks has violated the
Americans with Disabilities Act by charging lactose and

476
00:38:49.119 --> 00:38:55.719
tolerant coffee lovers like them more for
non dairy milk options and they are not

477
00:38:55.800 --> 00:39:02.760
having it. People, you too
hate them. I just hate them.

478
00:39:04.320 --> 00:39:07.360
Don't don't bring your own stuff.
If that's the case, then they're like,

479
00:39:07.360 --> 00:39:09.199
you want cream and coffee, No, I brought it. I've got

480
00:39:09.239 --> 00:39:15.119
my own stuff. I'm lactose intolerance. That's that's for somebody that's lactose intolerant.

481
00:39:15.119 --> 00:39:21.559
They're very intolerant of them, for
their companies, for the people that

482
00:39:21.639 --> 00:39:23.920
provide them a service. That's uh, that's so dumb. God, it's

483
00:39:23.920 --> 00:39:27.639
just so we're just such a reggious
society. Now. That sucks. I'm

484
00:39:27.639 --> 00:39:30.800
so glad I've never had Starbucks the
lawsuit. They charge more for something that

485
00:39:30.840 --> 00:39:39.159
costs them more. Yes, that
makes sense in expense in in expensive cities,

486
00:39:39.159 --> 00:39:44.960
not inexpensive, but in expensive cities
such as San Francisco and New York

487
00:39:44.960 --> 00:39:49.000
City. Alternatives to cow milk,
such as oat, almond, coconut,

488
00:39:49.039 --> 00:39:52.400
and soy milk, can add up
to ninety cents to a customer's bill.

489
00:39:52.679 --> 00:39:55.599
This lawsuit claims Starbucks is adding a
surcharge to the products even though milk costs

490
00:39:55.639 --> 00:40:02.639
are comparable to lactose free options.
Hey, or you just drink your coffee

491
00:40:02.639 --> 00:40:08.440
black? Yeah? Yeah, try
being a little more tolerant. Try try

492
00:40:08.519 --> 00:40:14.320
drinking, Try drink, Try having
coffee with your coffee beverage. Yes,

493
00:40:15.280 --> 00:40:21.320
that's really what it is. I
mean, what do you think a lot

494
00:40:21.360 --> 00:40:25.000
of these specialty beverages are like a
lot te. What is alte? It's

495
00:40:25.239 --> 00:40:28.679
it's a bunch of milk with a
little bit of coffee. Right, It's

496
00:40:28.719 --> 00:40:32.679
like a it's steamed milk with some
coffee. Or it's uh, it's steamed

497
00:40:32.760 --> 00:40:37.199
milk with one shot of espresso or
something. It's it's it's it's not watered

498
00:40:37.199 --> 00:40:44.559
down, it's dairied down coffee.
Yeah, but isn't the end result of

499
00:40:44.760 --> 00:40:47.320
latose intolerance and coffee the same thing. You just try to take a big

500
00:40:47.400 --> 00:40:52.360
dump. That's not what you're trying
to do. I think lacktose intolerant people

501
00:40:52.400 --> 00:40:57.000
get real gassy. Oh gotcha,
Okay, So that's just they're not allow

502
00:40:57.360 --> 00:41:00.480
they're just not really liked at work. Is that what is? Well?

503
00:41:00.559 --> 00:41:02.800
Yeah, but I mean it's it's
I mean, they have to pay more

504
00:41:04.199 --> 00:41:08.480
for us not to have to smell
their dairy intolerance. But that's like think

505
00:41:08.519 --> 00:41:15.119
about coffee shops and bars. What
are their two purposes? They make something

506
00:41:15.159 --> 00:41:24.079
that people love but taste like shit, taste good. Joking there somewhere,

507
00:41:24.079 --> 00:41:36.679
but I can't find it. So
I found one other. I found the

508
00:41:36.719 --> 00:41:40.559
example that I wanted to show you
of of Hurricane Ayana doing a group shot

509
00:41:40.719 --> 00:41:45.079
with a bunch of spring break girls. Ready, okay, all right,

510
00:41:45.119 --> 00:41:47.000
So here they are. They're in
there, they're they're all on their knees

511
00:41:47.119 --> 00:41:52.079
standing in front of Hurricane and Aana. She's got their shot tubes in her

512
00:41:52.920 --> 00:41:55.519
swimsuit like pantylion thing across the front. So they got to take him out

513
00:41:55.559 --> 00:42:00.639
of her bottoms basically, and then
they drink and then she hits them all

514
00:42:00.639 --> 00:42:04.440
in the face with water and then
double slaps each one of them. And

515
00:42:04.480 --> 00:42:07.400
again, these these girls paid thirty
dollars each for this treatment. Here we

516
00:42:07.440 --> 00:42:22.000
go just up and down the line. Just that's the wrong button. But

517
00:42:22.079 --> 00:42:24.199
you get the idea. I don't
understand them, Like what how boring is

518
00:42:24.239 --> 00:42:28.280
your bar? Like what else do
we need? I'll pay thirty dollars for

519
00:42:28.360 --> 00:42:30.920
somebody to slap the shit out of
me right now? Hurricane Io pops up

520
00:42:30.920 --> 00:42:37.159
like deal Dan, Yes, I
think there's a bit here, you know,

521
00:42:37.719 --> 00:42:45.880
Hurricane Tarak. Can you can recreate
this she? You know, and

522
00:42:46.360 --> 00:42:52.559
she wants to slap you. Yeah. See, I get Hurricane Tara without

523
00:42:52.679 --> 00:42:59.400
without the without the liquor. It
just thing the cap box. You should

524
00:42:59.400 --> 00:43:06.079
go catch them, go catch that
bat. I'm just saying, like there's

525
00:43:06.119 --> 00:43:09.599
a there's is there a market for
that in uh In Saint Thomas or Saint

526
00:43:09.679 --> 00:43:16.639
John's. That type of scene is
a different mentality. Most people come here.

527
00:43:16.679 --> 00:43:20.320
It's more of a chill, relaxed
vacation. There's sometimes that are going

528
00:43:20.360 --> 00:43:22.519
to party like that, but it's
it's a it's a much smaller segment of

529
00:43:22.519 --> 00:43:25.599
the population. People that do that. They're going to can Kun, They're

530
00:43:25.639 --> 00:43:30.320
they're going to Fort Lauderdale here,
not not not as much. I mean,

531
00:43:30.320 --> 00:43:34.400
you can put your own spin on
it. Like Tera could to do

532
00:43:34.480 --> 00:43:37.760
the shot, to pour the jug
of water on them and then like slap

533
00:43:37.760 --> 00:43:40.280
them with a chicken. It could
be shots and cocks. I don't know

534
00:43:40.280 --> 00:43:44.239
how it works, but it could
be something to don effect or an iguana

535
00:43:44.800 --> 00:43:50.239
or a goat or a goat or
you just you you you're you get a

536
00:43:50.360 --> 00:43:52.840
you get a shot of a rum
and you get kicked in the head by

537
00:43:52.960 --> 00:44:00.199
by a feral donkey. You're laughing, But that could happen here. But

538
00:44:00.360 --> 00:44:05.000
that's spring break in India. That's
what that is. You put the scorpions

539
00:44:05.000 --> 00:44:12.159
to work having delivered kila shots.
Oh man, all right, one final

540
00:44:12.199 --> 00:44:15.400
thing before we punch out of the
Treehouse today. We missed it last week,

541
00:44:15.440 --> 00:44:21.920
but I'll mention it here. Bluebell
has released a new flavor of ice

542
00:44:22.000 --> 00:44:28.679
cream. The Blue Bell has released
their new flavor of ice cream. It

543
00:44:28.760 --> 00:44:32.920
is called Gooey butter Cake. It
has a cake batter, ice cream base

544
00:44:34.280 --> 00:44:39.159
with a cream cheese swirl and pieces
of gooey butter cake. And interestingly enough,

545
00:44:39.199 --> 00:44:43.480
I'm pretty sure that's what Jake Paul's
gonna look like after Mike Tyson's done

546
00:44:43.519 --> 00:44:54.880
with him, is gooey butter cake. That's fit. They could have just

547
00:44:54.920 --> 00:44:59.639
called it Jake Paul. But to
give it a name, well, I

548
00:44:59.639 --> 00:45:04.480
think I think that's one of those
uh it starts out as just plain old

549
00:45:04.559 --> 00:45:08.400
gooey butter cake. But then after
the pipe or after the fight, then

550
00:45:08.559 --> 00:45:13.159
they'll rebrand it as Jake Paul.
Ben and Jerry's will release a flavor.

551
00:45:16.679 --> 00:45:28.440
I'll take tootho. I'll take let's
tie. Yeah, that's uh wow.

552
00:45:28.519 --> 00:45:30.559
I'm not a big again, not
a big sweets guy, but I will.

553
00:45:31.480 --> 00:45:36.639
Buttercake sounds interesting? No, no, no, gooey butter cake.

554
00:45:36.880 --> 00:45:40.480
What is it like? What?
Okay? That doesn't I don't know.

555
00:45:40.519 --> 00:45:43.519
I'll try, I'll try. I'll
try, it. You don't. You

556
00:45:43.519 --> 00:45:45.119
don't do you get the blue belt
on the on the island there, my

557
00:45:45.159 --> 00:45:47.800
friend. No, That's why when
I see these stories, it makes my

558
00:45:47.840 --> 00:45:52.039
heart hurt. Because blue Bell doesn't
ship here because it we're too far away.

559
00:45:52.599 --> 00:45:57.639
So when I see news alerts about
Bluebell with new flavors, it it

560
00:45:57.679 --> 00:46:00.000
makes me long for home. Oh
we should. We should get some some

561
00:46:00.039 --> 00:46:07.320
water Burger yeah and eat it on
the air we're talking. Or some Chipotle.

562
00:46:08.039 --> 00:46:10.599
I'll tell you what. You want
to meet Hurricane Tara when you get

563
00:46:10.639 --> 00:46:13.639
on this show and you eat a
bunch of Chick fil A in front of

564
00:46:13.639 --> 00:46:30.000
her. I know what I'm doing
next week. Yeah, dying. She

565
00:46:30.119 --> 00:46:39.280
turned everyone into gooey buttercake, easier
to bury. Yeah. All you gotta

566
00:46:39.320 --> 00:46:45.280
do is pour you down the mountain. All right, thanks for hanging out

567
00:46:45.280 --> 00:46:47.679
with us inside the Treehouse today.
Covered a lot, covered a lot of

568
00:46:47.719 --> 00:46:52.360
ground. We did some good work
today, gentlemen. Yeah, so we'll

569
00:46:52.440 --> 00:46:57.559
keep it up next episode day inside
the Treehouse. I'll see you there.