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It is time to leave your worries outside and laugh
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with us inside the treehouse. I'm Daniel Malley, along with
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Trey Trenholm, Raz Sharma and Jerry called well, today is day,
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August eighth, twenty twenty five. I still have a little
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bit of that chest congestion, which just makes me the
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right amount of respe to sing Friday, very sexy, Yeah,
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channeling my inner Miley Cyrus fred Day. Actually that sounded
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like Ricky Rocket or something.
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Else, the drummer from Yeah.
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I realized as I said it.
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I sound like the one armed drummer from Boys.
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It's one order drummer from def Leppard.
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Sorry, all cross stuff, I'm on, I'm on med leave me,
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alumpe Who did I sound like? Just then? Uh?
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If you're gonna go like.
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What what?
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Jerry might want to catch that one.
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Yep, that's fair, tree, that's fair.
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What did I sound like? Crap?
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That's I would go a little Sebastian bach I could
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I could hear that?
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Yeah, in my head it sounded pretty cool like.
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For yeah, yeah, that's a little Sebastian Baki. I like it.
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There could be a little bit Cinderella. Oh yeah, finally,
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not only my pretty pretty princess. But I'm a second
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tier eighties band.
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They were a great bands, Deerella.
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I'm not saying they weren't, but compared to other eighties greats,
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they were second tier. I mean, they're not Motley Crue,
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they weren't poisoning, they weren't deaf leffard they were they.
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Weren't trying to be right. So there was a late
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seven name was Cinderella.
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I don't think you get more eighties than that.
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No, No, they were late seventies. So listen to Gypsy
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wrote that'll that'll yeah.
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Late seventies, early eighties, so they.
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Had to do that for the record label.
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They had to start putting up power ballads and stuff
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like that to just keep up with the times. But
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they were never trying to be hair metal, all right.
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They faked it really well, tease the hair and everything,
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and for that check you would do.
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Look the whole. Maybe they're the reason fake it till
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you make it holds up, because they did and it did,
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all right. So today is you know what day it is,
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Idaho already searching for a dead body, found something way worse.
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Someone's discarded sex doll. Okay, yeah, because I know you're thinking, well,
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if you're looking for a dead body, what could be
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worse that you found somebody's discarded sex doll? Yeah, exactly
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searching the Blackfoot River. A three hour search for what
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initially appeared to be a body in the Blackfoot River
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ended up being a life sized silicone female companion doll.
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Hmmm.
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I you know, big props to the East Idaho News
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for dancing around so cleverly. What that thing is a
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companion doll?
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Yeah, you can take it on the plane. It's a
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service doll. Literally, it's all right.
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I got papers for it. You can imagine the leash service.
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Doll cabbage like a cabbage match doll like. It's got papers, papers,
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wearing a vest.
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We cannot put this in the overhead ben It is forbidden.
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It all stored. It all started last Thursday morning around
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nine thirty a m. Cariboo County Sheriff Adam Maybe said
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someone had reported seeing a body in the river around
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about sixteen miles northeast of Soda Springs. The Blackfoot River
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flows from the Diamond Creek area and connects to the
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Blackfoot Reservoir. Deputies flew drones along a stretch of the river.
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During the search, a team went in the water around
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twelve thirty in the afternoon. Once the alleged body was found,
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Sheriff Maybe says, when my team went in and pulled
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it out of the water, that's when they realized it
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was just a life size companion doll, which I imagined
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those guys immediately dropped and go put it back, put it.
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Back, and there's somebody who's really sweating a DNA test.
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Hard.
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Also, what a great name for us.
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Sheriff Maybe, Yeah, maybe Sheriff Maybe Sheriff did he do it?
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Uh?
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Maybe says the doll had been in the water for
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quite a while by the time they found it. It's
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unclear who it belonged to or how it got there.
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The search crew took pictures of the doll, but maybe
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didn't have any on hand. First of all, nicely played.
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Second of all, yes they do. He may not that
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they do, despite investing time and resources into something that
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ended up not being an actual emergency. Sheriff Maybe says
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he'd rather go all out and make sure we did
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everything properly at a scene than to rush in and
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do something and find out we should have done something
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more or this whole story has generated a lot of
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jokes and stories and really interesting Facebook comments. Sheriff maybe
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goes on to say, I was hoping it to blow
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over and no one would ever hear about it. But
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I can also see that it's an interesting.
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Story, but it blew up.
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May not be an emergency to you, but it's probably
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an emergency to somebody.
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Blew up.
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The new season of The Golden Bachelor doesn't start until September,
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but the old dude is already in hot water. Mel
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Owens mel Owens, the next Golden Bachelor, has already apologized
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to the women on his season for saying he didn't
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want to date anyone over sixty He is sixty six.
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And did anyone have the Golden Bachelor being agist on
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their twenty twenty five bingo card I did not.
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That doesn't surprise me. But to say no, you know,
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maybe don't say it out loud, but yeah.
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Like maybe say it to the producers in the interview portion,
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but don't say it to all the women.
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No.
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It's also like, who are the women like coming onto
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the show? Like, yeah, beggars can't be choosers up it
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say his name is mel Is that what he said?
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Yeah?
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Well, and is interesting though when you think about it,
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because maybe his justification is, Look, I may be the
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Golden Bachelor, but that doesn't mean I'm looking for a
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Golden Bachelorette. Maybe he's wanting something silver or whatever fancy
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material would be for a twenty five year old.
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That's that's platinum.
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Yeah, so he may be a Golden Bachelor, but he
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may prefer silver or platinum.
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He's gonna get something gold plated, is what he's gonna get.
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Would be an interesting test though. On the first night
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of action on The Golden Bachelor, he just holds up
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a chrome plated tailor trailer hitch and said, all right,
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who can make this disappear?
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Is that show like sponsored by cialis like what it
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has to be?
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I'm I'm sure the uh, I'm sure the pharmaceutical companies
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were drooling at the ad buys on The Golden Bachelor. Now,
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keep in mind The Bachelor, the Bachelorette, all those shows
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were something that my wife and I watched for many years,
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and then we watched i think the season after Chris
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Harrison the host got canceled, and we just didn't like
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it as much. We didn't, you know, the new hosting
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thing was kind of part of it, but the rest
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of the show is just kind of like maybe just
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maybe we finally started feeling too old for some of
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the cast members, We're like, Okay, this is again kind
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of ridiculous, so we stopped watching, and so that means
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we never We haven't seen any of the Golden Bachelor
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episodes either, but I'm not watching that.
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Is there a Golden Bachelorette? Is there is that happening
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as well?
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I don't know if they did that, because I know
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they did Golden Bachelor season one. So the way the
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Bachelor worked and has worked for a year is you
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had the very first Bachelor and then one of the
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runner ups or whatever in the Bachelor season of the
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single woman would then go on to be the Bachelorette, right,
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And that was the formula. They would just bounce back
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and forth and that's how they would get the next
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Bachelor or Bachelorette. Was something that was rejected, although although
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lasted really long in the previous season, I don't think
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they did a Golden Bachelorette.
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The Golden Bachelorette had its first season last year. The
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Golden Bachelorette.
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Was Joan Vassos.
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Joan Vosses. Yes, oh, Okay, Well, they did a poor
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job of marketing here because I'd never heard of it.
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But then again, I wasn't exactly keeping my ear to
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the ground about Golden Bachelor news. But when he stands
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in front of the women on night one and says,
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all right, anyone over sixty gtfo, I guess he's.
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A former NFL player, And oh, okay, but the age
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range for the Golden Bachelor was like sixty to seventy five,
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and evidently he said he wants forty five to sixty,
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so gotcha?
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Ok all right, yeah, Mel, No, no wants somebody forty
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five years old?
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Mel wants a milf.
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Well, listen, there is something there is it is hard
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to wrap your mind around when you were like, when
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I say, yeah, I'm dating something someone fifty years old,
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it's hard to wrap your mind around that.
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I know, because if you were to tell me that
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one day, Trey, like you call me up and say, hey, Dan,
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I got great news. I'm dating someone really really great.
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I think she's so special. Oh really, what's your name?
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Oh it's blah blah blah. And how old is she?
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Oh she's fifty, eh, Trey. But then I realized Trey's
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fifty one now, and that's right there with you, And
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fifty one is only, you know, five six years older
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than me, So I'm with you. It's hard to wrap
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our brains around that because for so many years we
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were used to thinking a certain age was old. And
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while many of us feel it, sometimes times we don't
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look it.
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I don't think any of us look our age.
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No, but the Golden Bachelor should just be lucky to
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get a girl that but that just survives by the end,
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that just stays alive.
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Whoever doesn't die by the end of the show wins.
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Or apparently kills him.
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I mean that that's a bold thing to throw out
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there early on in the competitions, like, yeah, maybe the
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Golden Bachelor, but I don't want a Golden Bachelorette anyone
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over sixty no, thank you?
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Wow, Okay, I mean I like his style, I like
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what he's trying to do, but I don't I don't
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know that's gonna work for this show.
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Well, let's be honest. Clearly ABC knew this, but look,
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I mean you just google it right now. Every article
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you come up with is about this controversy. So they're
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getting their money's worth out of.
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It, for sure. Advertising them.
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On the flip side, you've got a lot of women
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in Generation Z saying that they're that they're only wanting
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the six six six men. You guys familiar with that
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the devil, right, Well, that's all some people would argue.
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That's the female side of that equation. So there's the
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younger generation of women. Many of them are trying to
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raise the bar on what they see as long term