Aug. 26, 2025

Old Prison Nightmares | Tuesday August 26, 2025

Old Prison Nightmares | Tuesday August 26, 2025
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We start off today thankful that Raj has returned with no GSWs from Tulsa, and Dan is thankful that it's pumpkin spice season while the rest of us are happy it's football season.  Next, we learn about a British Airways flight attendant who let it all hang out, we listen to a talkback message that introduced us to Legendary Stardust Cowboy, and we talk about getting old and the prison nightmares.  But first, Birthdays!
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It is time to leave your warriors outside and laugh

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with us inside the treehouse. I'm Daniel Mallley along with

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Trey Trenholm and Raj Sharma. Glad to see you alive. Raj,

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it appears you have survived Tulsa, so congratulations I did.

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It was a love lovely city that I saw none

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of because well that's why you can say it's lovely.

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We we did not went to a really nice Indian restaurant,

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so there's really good Indian food there.

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So Tulsa has Indians now well obvious jokes aside, Dan.

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There's hotels there, so yes, they have Indians.

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Uh.

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It's like a very loose interpretation of Field of Dreams

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when when they said build it and he will come

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for the Indians, it's well, we build a hotel and

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then well we're already there.

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Yeah, way we built it.

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We you know, we have the hotels and you know

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there's obviously a hospital there, so there's and the Indians

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there too.

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Uh.

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The only uh, the only problem was the late show

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Saturday night is the Tulsa you're thinking about it, and

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it's funny because they somebody else brought this up that

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they filmed the first forty eight and cops in the

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same season simultaneously, because that's how it was.

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Uh wow, I'm not when I said there has not been,

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to my knowledge a season of the first forty eight

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that has not had Tulsa as part of like, because

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usually there's like five departments that in a season. Yeah,

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Tulsa's been there to my knowledge, every season.

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Yeah, same with Dallas and Houston.

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Oh no, Dallas was not even Dallas was in there

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for like two or three seasons.

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Oh yeah, well yeah, the big city politics came into

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play there and said we got to knock it off

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with your participation in the first forty ages making Dallas

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look bad. It's like, well, Dallas does that on its own.

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Yeah.

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I like how for Houston, they don't say Houston, they

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say Harris County.

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That's because it's the Sheriff's department.

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It's not the city, it's not the Houston Police, it's

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it is Harris County Sheriff.

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Yeah.

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Yeah, but uh, there was a group that came in

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and uh there was an older lady who the scent

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that she was wearing I was would be oh diskunk

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weat uh and she h a lot like me, Like

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her late sixties, and she she was she was gonna

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be a problem, and I knew it, like my spidy

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senses started tingling, and so I went to the box

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office when when they checked in, and I said, she's

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going to be a problem, and she's she My buddy

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Shri is the one who's featuring for me. So she

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tried to fight him while he was on stage. At

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one point she got she got up and started walking.

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Luckily they it's salsa, so they have security and her

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group of friends. I thought this was entertaining apologize for

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her behavior, and then just sent her away. Now when

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I say sent her away, they just told her to

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go wait by the car. The show is two hours

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and she's very high. Do you think she's going to

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wait for two hours?

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They were hoping she'd wander into traffic.

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Well she she she went a wandering because it took

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them two hours to find her.

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What color of alert was issued raj uh for children

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silvers for those of a certain age. Was it a

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silver alert?

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This was more of a black and wild.

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That's the kind of alert that was left for this lady.

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So the alert was blunt, yes, they and it's not

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a very big the club isn't a strip mall basically,

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and it's not a very big strip mall to begin with.

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So but it took them two hours to find her.

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And she was just sitting like leaned up against another car,

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just on the ground, that's why, and and very asleep

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and very drunk.

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Well I'm glad they found her, yes, and we're glad

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that we've got you back inside the tree Use Last

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week when you said you were headed to Tulsa right

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after the show, Trey and I were legitimately concerned for

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your safety because, for those that don't know, Tulsa is

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not the safest town in the Midwest.

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Yeah, I was not aware. Like it does have h

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it does have its reputation.

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It certainly does. Does Tulsa have a Starbucks? I don't know, Okay,

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I'm going to assume it does, because most medium cities

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in the United States and up have a Starbucks. Even

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small towns most have have Starbucks. There's a Starbucks in Cleburn, Texas.

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Oh no, no, no, no, you want to talk about

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your Cleburn.

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When I went to East Texas a couple of weeks ago, Like,

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there are Starbucks now at rest stops along I twenty. Hmmm,

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like in I forgot it was Lyndale. I mean, okay,

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small towns, but.

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Technically you can find a Starbucks in a po dunk

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East Texas town. But it's not because Starbucks said we

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need we need a store in Lyndale. It's more of

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we need a store every so many miles along the

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United State Interstate system.

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Well, the one in off West Timer in Houston. There's

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a Starbucks directly across the street from a Starbucks.

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And I bet they both do killer money.

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Yeah, because there's a median. That big median on West

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Timer separates it.

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So yeah, there's a Starbucks directly on the street from

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the Starbucks.

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You know how you feel about not wanting to attend

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any sort of a function or public event or party

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whatever if you can't find parking within two passes. I

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don't like going to places if I have to you

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turn around to get them. So if there's a Starbucks

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caddy corner from each other, I'm gonna go to the one.

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They're all I gotta do is just casually turn right

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into The reason I ask about Starbucks and Tulsa is

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because not only do we have today to rejoice about

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your return from Tulsa. But today, according to Starbucks, today

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is the official start of because the pumpkin spice latte

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has returned to Starbucks.

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Did you break out your rugs?

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You know what, if it wasn't going to be around

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ninety degrees today, I might be tempted to break out

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the ugs and some flannel and some black tights and

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dressed like a basic.

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Bitch apple bottom jeans.

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Of course that's the furry ugs. Also, notice the thugs.

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Nobody needs pumpkin spice anything that's the It just smells gross.

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I think it's actually delicious, And I've made fun of

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it for numerous years in a row about how Starbucks

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gets to announce to the world when the start of

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fall is despite the fact that August twenty sixth August

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anything in Texas is still well, you know, hot, is.

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I I understand if you're in a place that has

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forced seasons, where the announcement of fall is a really big,

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joyous deal. In Texas, why, yeah, it.

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Falls barely a week.

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Fall is a sprinkling of about ten good days in

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between summer and winter.

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Yeah, it's a hiccup between deathly hot and ice freaking cold. Yeah,

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and keeping in mind ice freaking cold to us is

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in the fifties.

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Fall is the reason for like the Macy's sale, Like

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that's the only thing that that Dallas gets.

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Like, how's the weather, Well, there's a sail at Macy's.

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Yeah, I mean it really is. It's like you you

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have to you have to. Fall in Texas gets wedged

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between heat wave and ice storms.

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No, what we should call it spring? Summer, football season, winter.

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That's true in Texas. There is no fall. It's just

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football season. Amen. Brother, you're in the treehouse.

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dot com. Everything that's going to happen in this segment

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is all Trey's fault because he sent this to me.

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What happened, in general, is the fault of one individual

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on a flight. A British Airways flight got interrupted because

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a British Airways a British Airways flight attendant was discovered

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naked and reportedly booking meth in a laboratory during a

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transatlantic flight from San Francisco to London. The incident shocked

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passengers and crew, raising fresh concerns over safety and professional

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conduct among airline staff. To be fair, professional conduct among

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airline staff is not a typical thing I worry about.

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I'm more concerned about the conduct of passengers typically, but

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this is clearly an exception. The flight attendant, who had

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previously appeared in British air in British Airways official safety video,

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was removed from duty and arrested upon landing at London Heathrow.

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So if you have been on a British Airways flight

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recently and you watched the safety instruction video, you saw

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this flight attendant in a normal state of dress, but

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not on this flight. Just imagine you're on this flight

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San Francisco to London and you've watched the safety video

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and you thought, oh, my flight attendant on this flight.

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It's the person in the video. That's kind of cool.

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And then later on they get hauled out of the laboratory,

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high on meth and naked.

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That's a safety video I'd watch.

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Yeah, they always say that pay attention to the flight

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attendants during their safety instructions, and by god, if they're

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smoking meth and naked while doing it, I'm going to

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watch them blow into that little tube on the life

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preserver buckle that seat belt. Show me, how.

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How did you get the meth passed through TSA.

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They typically just kind of they have a different clearance

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so they don't.

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Go through the.

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They're not subjected to the same amount of scrutiny as

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we are as normal passengers. Now, as sexy as this

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story sounds, you know, flight attendant smoking meth naked in

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an airline laboratory. It changed, Okay, British Airways confirmed that

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he has been suspended pending a full internal investigation. This

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is where our sexism stereotypes come into play to kick

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us right in the ass, because we were all thinking

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British female flight attendant, right, Yeah, well that's our fault

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for assuming it was a dude.

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And what's what's even you know, you wonder what his

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state of mind was because typically those transatlantic flights that

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they have a little crew quarters where you.

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Know upstairs in them. Yeah, there's like an upstairs area

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where they all sleep.

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Yeah, so I guess he just like fight the feeling.

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See, I've never been on a transatlantic flight, so I

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have no idea. I've only been on you know, just

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normal ass planes, and the crew just either hides in

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the back or maybe tuck in at the front. So yeah,

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I mean, I haven't really thought about that. The flight crew, Yeah,

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they got to sleep too. And maybe this guy thought,

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I don't no one. Instead of coffee, maybe he thought

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he'd start his day with some meth.

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I mean, and they're British. Their teeth are already bad

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enough as it is. Why are we adding meth to this?

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I feel like we're just leaning in on two stereotypes now.

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But it.

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Is true that it's a lack of vitamin it's a

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lack of vitamin D. Because the weather's always it's very cloudy.

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They don't get a lot of sun. That's why they're pasty.

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And then they get the teeth, and now you're adding

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meth mouth to it.

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According to passengers and colleagues, the crew member locked himself

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in the lavatory mid flight and was found completely unclothed,

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reportedly smoking crystal meth. Witnesses described him as incoherent and erratic,

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muttering nonsense phrases before he admitted I've been a very

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naughty boy. Such behavior not only endangered his health but

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also raised serious concerns about crew reliability during during a

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critical transatlantic route.

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Was that your attempt of being Benny Hill?

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Now that's the Star Wars Cantena song that rings on

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my cell phone whenever someone calls me, and my phone

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automatically pairs to the bluetooth on my mixer sometimes, although

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never when I want it to. And is it I

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was a happy accident?

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Is it a thing?

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Because like, okay, so we have the British Airways passenger

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of the flight attendant, but then we all also had

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like little nas X who was naked and on some

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sort of methamphetamine. So is it a thing where you

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have to like, is meth one of those things where

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you're like, I got to take my clothes off for this?

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So the closest thing I can say, like first end

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not first end knowledge, but someone telling me this was

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someone I know that was hooked on crack, and he said, yes,

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there's something about it where you when you start.

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Smoking it, you just want to be naked, okay, which.

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As we all know, is a different level of naked

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when you want to get naked, that's yeah, it's like

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naked plus some.

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Yeah, that's that's that's a that's extra naked. Yeah. Okay.

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Ironically, it's also how I like my wings.

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Ironically, that's how I like my little nase x.

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Today is Treehouse Talkback Tuesday, and I would like to

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point out that everything that is going to transpire from

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this point forward is all Robert's fault because of the

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message he left last Tuesday.

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Hey guys, so I love the show.

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Start off with saying that thank you, and I'm a

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little bit of a music.

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Kind of sewer, I guess you could say.

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And whatever a playlist gets done on Apple Music, he'll

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sometimes it will just keep.

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Playing songs that thinks that you might like.

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And for some reason, Apple thought that I would like

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a song that's called Paralyzed by the legendary Stardust Cowboy.

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I don't know if you guys have ever heard of

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it or not, but you should definitely take a listen

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to it. I think y'all will get a kick out

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of it. All right, thanks you guys.

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Once again, everything that's about to happen is Robert's fault

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because of that message he left for us. All right,

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Trey Raj, have either of you ever heard of the

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song Paralyzed by the legendary very Stardust Cowboy.

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I can't say I have.

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That makes me so happy. I myself have only listened

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to twenty five seconds of it because it was so

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good I wanted to pause it and enjoy it with

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my friends. Right now, take a deep breath, let that out,

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because you're gonna need it. Here we go, Paralyzed by

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the legendary star Dust Cowboy.

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Bag up mysaplay no back out pass out fakes makes

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the song lives get out.

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Oh my god, that's a that's a hell of a

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hook in there.

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You think the producer knew he was having a stroke, I.

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Mean, was paralyzed his condition.

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Yeah, well, I don't think. I don't think that was

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the original name of the song. I just think that's

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what happened when they hit record What back then?

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What? What? What drug was known as stardust?

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I'm not sure. I will say it is legendary uh

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from Mercury Records, at least according to the to the

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album art on YouTube from Mercury Records paralyzed the legendary

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star Dust Cowboy, produced by Jay Henry Burnett. David RR

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Anderson had major Bill Smith.

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And rash to answer your question, PCP.

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How have I never heard this song before?

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I don't. I don't think anybody's ever heard this song before.

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This is a I mean I kind of understood a

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couple of the words, though, I think one places welcome

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to the show.

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I K I'm glad you heard that because I heard

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that too, and I thought, Wow, am I am I

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some sort of stroke whisperer.

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It's because that's what you want to be.

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I'm going to update my LinkedIn profile now what is

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it tre You seem to have thoughts on your mind.

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If you told me this was a skip from the

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Muppet Show.

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Yeah, I was about to say animal on the drums.

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Animal, Animal from the Muppet Show has more rhythm than

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whoever's on these drums.

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I'm pretty sure this is an animal from the Muppet Show.

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On PCP.

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Who later became a British a whis flag.

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That's at Treehouse on Air. Give the Treehouse Show a

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follow today. Speaking of today, I did something that happens

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to all of us now that we're all older. I

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pulled the muscle in my back. I think what I

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actually did was I think I slipped a out of place,

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all because, all because I had the audacity to stretch. Yeah,

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that's all it took. I'm a forty five year old man,

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and I cannot tell you how many pamphlets, how many brochures,

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how many AI suggestions, how many doctors and nurses and

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PT people have told me you need to stretch more?

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So I did. And you know what happened when I stretched?

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I pulled a rib out of place.

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I'm I don't I figured it was told Tara.

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No, I learned that less than long time ago. Trey.

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I just stopped and say no to that.

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Also, I don't think you can pull.

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A rib out of place, all right. Tell that to

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every chiropractor and do on the planet. Also tell that

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to my spine, my thoracic spine specifically, You don't actually

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dislocate a rib. What it is, it gets out of

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alignment of its sort of it's slot in your spine

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and tray, you're with me on this right, you'll get

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like a spasm and it'll kind of move the rib

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a little bit, so it makes it hurt to breathe.

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I've always thought it moved the cartilage. The cartilage gets

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out of places.

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That's what I mean.

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Yeah, it's the cartilage, but yeah, it's painful as hell.

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Yeah it's fun.

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You can misalign a rib, but not dislocated.

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That's why I didn't say dislocate, I said pull, Oh,

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pull a rib. Yeah, okay, I pulled a rib. That's

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what I did. I pulled a rib.

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I once.

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Pulled a muscle in my back three days after my

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fortieth birthday by folding laundry.

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Yeah, this is old age. If you are a younger millennial,

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if you happen to be gen Z and you're still

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listening to this show, thank you because we put you

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through hell. But we're also going to give you some

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excellent life advice. This is what you have to look

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forward to, especially if you were in any way active

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with your physical body when you were younger. You're gonna

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wake up one day you're gonna be like Rash. You're

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gonna fold some laundry. You're gonna be like me. You're

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gonna take doctor's orders and stretch, and you know what

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you're gonna do. You're gonna f up your back. I've

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done it with a sneeze or you're gonna sneeze. Wow,

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I've done that quite a bit now in defense of

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my spine. On that one, I'm a violent sneezer. So

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I'm surprised every time. I'm surprised at every time. I sneeze.

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I don't throw multiple ribs or spit out a.

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Lung to our listeners. A disclaimer, all of these are

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medically impossible.

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You say that, but one of these days, I'm gonna

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be with you. I'm gonna get a little piece of

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pollen in my nose. I'm gonna sneeze and a I

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was gonna shoot out of my nose onto your plate

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rise and that's when I get to go.

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Ah and then die and then die.

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But I'll die being right.

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He sneeze so hardy turned blue.

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That's how hard ice sneeze. If you could bottle my sneezes,

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you could sell it to the military as ordinance.

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Yeah.

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And I wasn't aggressively folding laundry. It's the way I

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had folded laundry my whole life. I took There was

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a T shirt. I went to go snap the wrinkles

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out of it, as I do before I fold it.

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And I'm watching that seventies show. Was when I was wanting,

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and I remember I snapped the T shirt and I said,

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you know what, I think I'm gonna lay down now.

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And uh, that's when I discovered tiger bomb.

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Three days you went to snap a shirt and you

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snapped your spine instead.

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I did.

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I I felt it and I just immediately. I remember

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it was with Claire and she came home from work and.

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Just to slow descend onto the onto the couch cushion,

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because you can't do it quickly because you know you

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did something and you're like, oh no, and you you

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look around and go like, okay, what's what's within reaching distance?

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How far can I actually reach? Or maybe maybe I'll

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just slowly lie down here and see if I die.

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Yes.

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And hours later Claire came home from work and she said, uh,

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what what are you? What are you doing on the couch?

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And I said, I live here now, this is where,

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this is where I dwell.

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Uh, you see what happened and you make me do laundry.

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Last time I showed you initiative and she said I

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have something and she said, let me get some tiger

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bomb for you.

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I was like, what is tiger bomb? That is the

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most amazing thing in the world.

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I assume that's what Miagi put on daniels Son in

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the first Karate Kid. Sure, the old Japanese secret.

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There's a big secret there. He just starts rubbing his

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hands and then puts it on him that starts at

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the knee. That's crouching tiger bomb.

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The worst is I was in the shower one time

478
00:30:29.359 --> 00:30:32.039
and I dropped something, went to pick it up, just

479
00:30:32.240 --> 00:30:34.599
back locked up to the point where like it takes

480
00:30:34.640 --> 00:30:39.480
your breath away. Yeah, but you can't straighten back up

481
00:30:39.640 --> 00:30:41.880
right away, like you're just kind of stuck there and

482
00:30:41.920 --> 00:30:45.359
you're just you're just trying to find some position that

483
00:30:45.759 --> 00:30:46.599
hurts less.

484
00:30:47.039 --> 00:30:49.319
Yeah.

485
00:30:49.400 --> 00:30:51.480
Now the problem if you're in the shower and you

486
00:30:51.519 --> 00:30:55.400
can't stand up, getting out is really difficult, especially if

487
00:30:55.440 --> 00:30:56.319
it's like a tub shower.

488
00:30:56.680 --> 00:30:59.319
Oh yeah, no, no, yeah, because then you got to

489
00:30:59.359 --> 00:31:01.400
raise your leg it over the edge of the tub and.

490
00:31:01.480 --> 00:31:02.359
Uh h, terrible.

491
00:31:02.799 --> 00:31:05.200
Oh the name of that movie should be prison Nightmares.

492
00:31:05.559 --> 00:31:09.240
Yes, old Yeah.

493
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508
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Today is Tuesday, August twenty sixth, twenty twenty five. Let's

509
00:32:20.400 --> 00:32:25.400
celebrate today with some birthdays. She's long dead now, but

510
00:32:25.559 --> 00:32:28.960
Mother Teresa today is her birthday. She was born in

511
00:32:29.079 --> 00:32:33.839
nineteen ten. Through her life became known as Saint Teresa

512
00:32:33.880 --> 00:32:36.559
of Calcutta. Well, I guess technically that happens in death,

513
00:32:37.079 --> 00:32:39.359
but in life she was Mother Teresa. In death she

514
00:32:39.480 --> 00:32:44.160
is Saint Teresa of Calcutta. She passed away in nineteen

515
00:32:44.279 --> 00:32:48.680
ninety seven, right before she just missed being able to

516
00:32:48.680 --> 00:32:49.400
see Titanic.

517
00:32:52.200 --> 00:32:56.720
She was the lady that was busy saving people with leprosy.

518
00:32:57.160 --> 00:33:00.000
You're like, oh, you missed that DiCaprio movie.

519
00:33:00.079 --> 00:33:03.000
I would have liked I would have liked to have

520
00:33:03.079 --> 00:33:05.960
known Mother Teresa's take on the ending about whether or

521
00:33:06.000 --> 00:33:08.160
not there was room for Jack on that piece of

522
00:33:08.160 --> 00:33:13.920
wood next to what's her face, kay, Kate wins Well, yeah,

523
00:33:14.000 --> 00:33:15.920
Kate Winsor, but I mean Rose rose.

524
00:33:15.759 --> 00:33:19.440
There, yes, And and the and the sorry that mother

525
00:33:19.519 --> 00:33:22.400
Teresa were was a hospital bed sheet. That's where the

526
00:33:22.960 --> 00:33:25.240
that's the pattern that it came from. And she was

527
00:33:25.279 --> 00:33:30.079
I think from Poland or Turkey, something like that. And

528
00:33:30.119 --> 00:33:32.279
she was in Calcutta and she well on in a

529
00:33:32.279 --> 00:33:36.319
family vacation and she saw the poverty and the things

530
00:33:36.319 --> 00:33:38.200
that the lepers were.

531
00:33:38.039 --> 00:33:41.559
Going through, and she never went back home. So technically

532
00:33:41.599 --> 00:33:43.359
I believe she was an illegal alien.

533
00:33:45.359 --> 00:33:51.359
Her and Superman tell you man just taken jobs what Macedonia?

534
00:33:51.599 --> 00:33:54.519
Okay, yeah, yes, that's.

535
00:33:54.400 --> 00:33:56.640
How you know that she was cut from a different cloth.

536
00:33:56.920 --> 00:34:00.119
She went to a second slash third world nation, all

537
00:34:00.160 --> 00:34:03.240
the horrible poverty, stayed to help the rest of us

538
00:34:03.319 --> 00:34:05.480
see that, and we just go back to our all

539
00:34:05.519 --> 00:34:07.640
inclusive resort and go like, ooh, let's not go back out.

540
00:34:08.239 --> 00:34:10.679
Yeah, I'll just go back to the SPA.

541
00:34:11.320 --> 00:34:15.880
Other birthdays today, Kekey Palmer turns thirty two. She's the

542
00:34:15.920 --> 00:34:19.119
host and star of Jordan Peele's Noope or the star

543
00:34:19.159 --> 00:34:21.639
of Jordan Peele's Nope. She's also the host of Password.

544
00:34:22.000 --> 00:34:27.079
She was Kim on MTV's Screams a Day on Scream Queens,

545
00:34:27.679 --> 00:34:31.119
and she's also on Nickelodeon's True Jackson VP. So good

546
00:34:31.119 --> 00:34:33.880
for Kekey Palmer. She's thirty two today. Cassie R and B.

547
00:34:34.000 --> 00:34:37.599
Singer is thirty nine. Brian Kelly from Florida, Georgian Line

548
00:34:37.800 --> 00:34:40.920
is the Big Four to O today. Captain James T.

549
00:34:41.119 --> 00:34:44.880
Kirk in the New Star Trek movies. Chris Pine is

550
00:34:45.000 --> 00:34:48.679
forty five. He was also Steve Trevor in The Wonder

551
00:34:48.679 --> 00:34:53.320
Woman movies. His dad, Robert Pine, was Ponton John's boss

552
00:34:53.400 --> 00:35:01.039
on Chips Hollywood Insight. There, this is actually a boss.

553
00:35:01.519 --> 00:35:01.800
What's that?

554
00:35:02.400 --> 00:35:03.960
I said? I didn't even know they had a boss.

555
00:35:04.800 --> 00:35:06.960
Yeah, I can see his face, like I can see

556
00:35:06.960 --> 00:35:10.360
his receding hairline. No, exactly who it is. He was

557
00:35:10.400 --> 00:35:12.239
actually the I think he was the only guy on

558
00:35:12.280 --> 00:35:14.280
the show with a receding hairline. It's like when they

559
00:35:14.320 --> 00:35:17.079
came time for casting, he's like, Okay, clearly he's the

560
00:35:17.119 --> 00:35:20.239
sergeant or lieutenant whatever, the captain of those guys, because

561
00:35:20.239 --> 00:35:22.119
all the rest of them had luscious locks of hair.

562
00:35:22.639 --> 00:35:22.880
Yeah.

563
00:35:22.880 --> 00:35:25.280
And I also loved how at the end of every

564
00:35:25.320 --> 00:35:30.199
episode they had time to go to the disco. Yeah,

565
00:35:30.320 --> 00:35:34.000
because you know, after a hard day of not using

566
00:35:34.320 --> 00:35:35.920
that and they never pulled out their guns.

567
00:35:35.960 --> 00:35:40.760
That was the thing on the show. After a hard day,

568
00:35:41.000 --> 00:35:42.400
you gotta dance with some hoes.

569
00:35:42.800 --> 00:35:42.920
Uh.

570
00:35:43.239 --> 00:35:46.599
And that's that's what they That's what they did.

571
00:35:46.920 --> 00:35:49.159
Work life Balance, that's what they had.

572
00:35:50.960 --> 00:35:53.440
That's an important takeaway out of the TV show Chips

573
00:35:53.440 --> 00:36:01.400
work life Balance. Yeah, save people by day, get with

574
00:36:01.519 --> 00:36:06.039
those my title, how that goes other birthdays today? This

575
00:36:06.079 --> 00:36:09.079
is a big one. McCauley Culkin turns forty five today.

576
00:36:09.159 --> 00:36:11.920
McCaulay Culkin turns forty five, making us all feel just

577
00:36:11.960 --> 00:36:17.480
a little bit older, be included because I'm like six

578
00:36:17.519 --> 00:36:24.360
months older than McCauley culkin. And to that end, I

579
00:36:24.400 --> 00:36:27.559
saw the other day McCaulay culkin is doing and I

580
00:36:27.559 --> 00:36:31.119
guess he's done this before. There's a home alone tour

581
00:36:31.239 --> 00:36:33.559
that happens around the holidays. I don't know how many

582
00:36:33.559 --> 00:36:36.440
times they've done this, but mcaulay culkin posted on social

583
00:36:36.480 --> 00:36:39.719
media the other day that they are selling tickets for

584
00:36:39.760 --> 00:36:43.039
the home alone traveling show Q and a series thing

585
00:36:43.079 --> 00:36:45.840
that they do around the holidays. I know based on

586
00:36:45.920 --> 00:36:48.960
his post they've done it at least once before. They're

587
00:36:49.000 --> 00:36:52.320
doing it again this year. And not to be left out,

588
00:36:52.400 --> 00:36:56.119
I know that Christmas Vacation will do something similar in

589
00:36:56.199 --> 00:36:58.679
recent years, in which case some of the members of

590
00:36:58.719 --> 00:37:02.239
the cast Chevy Chase will go to different theaters around

591
00:37:02.239 --> 00:37:04.599
the country for special events for screenings and Q and

592
00:37:04.599 --> 00:37:07.079
a's after the film kind of thing. So I know

593
00:37:07.480 --> 00:37:10.079
that Home Alone, I know, is going to Austin. I

594
00:37:10.239 --> 00:37:12.800
don't know if the Home Alone with Macaulay Culkin is

595
00:37:12.800 --> 00:37:15.559
going to the Dallas area or not. Probably so, but

596
00:37:15.599 --> 00:37:17.480
I don't remember off the top of my head. So

597
00:37:17.639 --> 00:37:19.480
if you're looking for something to do around the holidays,

598
00:37:19.800 --> 00:37:23.639
the Home Alone slash Christmas Vacation tour with its stars

599
00:37:23.880 --> 00:37:26.920
is making the rounds HM so happy.

600
00:37:27.119 --> 00:37:28.599
And I don't know if you'll see saw the thing

601
00:37:28.639 --> 00:37:30.840
I sent you all about. Yeah, we were talking about

602
00:37:30.840 --> 00:37:34.239
it last week. Airplane there's a whole screening and Q

603
00:37:34.360 --> 00:37:38.039
and A of Airplane with one of the Zuckers and uh.

604
00:37:38.519 --> 00:37:42.719
Robert, what's what we can get them on?

605
00:37:44.119 --> 00:37:44.280
Right?

606
00:37:44.880 --> 00:37:47.519
I'm just saying, what's the Q and A like? What like?

607
00:37:47.519 --> 00:37:49.679
What's like? What? What questions would you have?

608
00:37:50.079 --> 00:37:52.440
You remember the character Chris Farley did on the interview

609
00:37:52.440 --> 00:37:54.599
show when he'd have on really big people, you know,

610
00:37:54.639 --> 00:38:00.199
it was like like like, remember remember when you did

611
00:38:00.199 --> 00:38:02.800
the movie? That was great? That's what I imagine those

612
00:38:02.880 --> 00:38:03.559
Q and as are.

613
00:38:03.519 --> 00:38:08.920
Like, Yeah, what I would ask is what ideas got cut?

614
00:38:10.639 --> 00:38:10.880
Ooh?

615
00:38:11.480 --> 00:38:13.639
Yeah?

616
00:38:13.760 --> 00:38:15.480
Is there a director's cut of Airplane?

617
00:38:15.559 --> 00:38:17.639
Yeah? What jokes were went too far?

618
00:38:18.719 --> 00:38:20.320
Well, that's what this is supposed to be for the

619
00:38:20.320 --> 00:38:23.119
Airplane one? Is the unreleased director's cut?

620
00:38:24.519 --> 00:38:24.679
Oh?

621
00:38:24.719 --> 00:38:26.239
I hope so yeah.

622
00:38:26.400 --> 00:38:28.559
I think that's what it says, the unreleased director's cuts.

623
00:38:30.280 --> 00:38:32.159
My follow up to Tray's question that that Q and

624
00:38:32.239 --> 00:38:34.599
A would be can can you please do a new one?

625
00:38:36.559 --> 00:38:38.360
All with updated jokes and stuff?

626
00:38:41.159 --> 00:38:41.440
Still?

627
00:38:41.559 --> 00:38:44.599
I mean all time classic of the two, you know,

628
00:38:44.840 --> 00:38:49.199
the two black dudes speaking giant and then Miss Cleaver.

629
00:38:50.920 --> 00:38:56.760
Going toe to toe with him. I love that movie.

630
00:38:56.880 --> 00:39:01.960
Oh real quick? Are the birthdays today? Luke Cage from

631
00:39:02.000 --> 00:39:05.079
the Marvel TV Show. Mike Colter is forty nine, Melissa

632
00:39:05.159 --> 00:39:08.599
McCarthy is fifty five. You guys like to give me

633
00:39:08.639 --> 00:39:11.519
a hard time for saying that that I love terrible movies,

634
00:39:11.519 --> 00:39:14.480
and that's true. Sometimes I do. There are times though,

635
00:39:14.480 --> 00:39:16.480
where I will say, like, okay, that movie is just

636
00:39:17.000 --> 00:39:21.880
really hot garbage. Melissa McCarthy started a movie. It was

637
00:39:21.920 --> 00:39:26.039
a Christmas movie from last year the year before. She

638
00:39:26.159 --> 00:39:28.679
played like a genie that came out of a bottle.

639
00:39:28.719 --> 00:39:33.880
But it was for Christmas or something. I didn't finish it,

640
00:39:35.320 --> 00:39:37.000
but I watched part of it. I'm just letting you

641
00:39:37.079 --> 00:39:40.239
know that I do have some credibility. I will I

642
00:39:40.320 --> 00:39:41.760
will punch out of some stuff.

643
00:39:42.320 --> 00:39:45.840
I don't get her like I just I do not

644
00:39:45.920 --> 00:39:46.639
find her funny.

645
00:39:48.960 --> 00:39:50.960
I do believe she is one of those types that

646
00:39:51.039 --> 00:39:52.480
it's a lover hate thing.

647
00:39:54.920 --> 00:39:55.119
Yeah.

648
00:39:55.440 --> 00:39:59.639
I think she's a talented lady. I never watched the

649
00:39:59.639 --> 00:40:03.559
TV show that they had, but then they both ended

650
00:40:03.639 --> 00:40:07.400
up losing a substantial amount of weight the sitcom that

651
00:40:07.480 --> 00:40:11.760
she was on, and then yeah, oh yes, there you go.

652
00:40:12.039 --> 00:40:15.880
Yeah uh and he's like super uh Billy Gardell. I

653
00:40:15.880 --> 00:40:16.559
think this is his name.

654
00:40:16.679 --> 00:40:17.280
It sounds right.

655
00:40:17.400 --> 00:40:21.000
Yeah, but they both ended up losing a substantial amount

656
00:40:21.039 --> 00:40:23.039
of weight. I find her to be She was great

657
00:40:23.079 --> 00:40:26.800
in a The Heat with Sandra Bullock. I thought she

658
00:40:26.880 --> 00:40:27.559
was really good enough.

659
00:40:27.559 --> 00:40:28.920
I don't think I saw that when she was she

660
00:40:29.000 --> 00:40:30.199
was great and Bridesmaids.

661
00:40:30.400 --> 00:40:33.960
Okay, yes, as far as an ensemble cast goes or

662
00:40:34.000 --> 00:40:36.119
something like that. Yeah, okay, but as a lead, I

663
00:40:36.239 --> 00:40:39.679
just oh yeah. And I feel the same way about

664
00:40:39.679 --> 00:40:45.320
Steve Carrell. Like in an ensemble okay, but as a

665
00:40:45.400 --> 00:40:48.599
lead generally he's done one like kind of serious movie

666
00:40:48.599 --> 00:40:53.440
that I really like, but as comedy goes yeah interesting, okay.

667
00:40:53.760 --> 00:40:57.239
Yeah. I always forget her name, but similar to Melissa McCarthy.

668
00:40:57.400 --> 00:41:03.000
It's a uh at one point, heavyset, blonde comedic actress

669
00:41:03.800 --> 00:41:10.559
from Australia. I believe she was in the Huh Rebel Wilson, Yes,

670
00:41:10.639 --> 00:41:11.280
Rebel Wilson.

671
00:41:11.760 --> 00:41:11.880
Uh.

672
00:41:12.440 --> 00:41:14.960
She to me is similar to Melissa McCarthy. It's like

673
00:41:15.000 --> 00:41:17.679
you either lover or hater, kind of like styl.

674
00:41:17.559 --> 00:41:18.679
Yeah, I'm gonna go with hater.

675
00:41:19.360 --> 00:41:26.320
See, she's just awful, all right there.

676
00:41:26.440 --> 00:41:27.400
She lost a lot of weight too.

677
00:41:27.800 --> 00:41:29.400
Yeah, and it didn't help anything.

678
00:41:36.119 --> 00:41:40.840
You're in the Treehouse visits online a Treehouse on Air

679
00:41:41.000 --> 00:41:51.400
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680
00:41:52.000 --> 00:41:56.079
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681
00:41:56.159 --> 00:41:59.400
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682
00:41:59.400 --> 00:42:03.400
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683
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684
00:42:06.199 --> 00:42:09.639
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685
00:42:09.760 --> 00:42:12.800
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686
00:42:13.199 --> 00:42:17.800
inside the Treehouse. Earlier, we played the message from Robert

687
00:42:17.880 --> 00:42:21.199
for the Treehouse Talkback Tuesday, and because of his very

688
00:42:22.159 --> 00:42:25.760
derailing message which led us to the derailing song he

689
00:42:25.800 --> 00:42:27.840
told us about, I didn't get a chance to even

690
00:42:27.920 --> 00:42:30.639
listen to the other messages this week, so I'll try

691
00:42:30.639 --> 00:42:34.719
to include those next week for a Treehouse talkback. That

692
00:42:34.880 --> 00:42:38.000
all being said, we didn't even get to half of

693
00:42:38.039 --> 00:42:40.840
the song that Robert wanted us to hear. The song

694
00:42:40.960 --> 00:42:47.480
is paralyzed by the legendary star Dust Cowboy, and I

695
00:42:47.519 --> 00:42:48.920
would like to hear more of it.

696
00:42:50.480 --> 00:43:01.440
So there we go, got.

697
00:43:04.039 --> 00:43:05.800
Raj, Did you hear black Cadillac in there?

698
00:43:07.079 --> 00:43:10.719
No, I heard somebody that's in need of medical attention.

699
00:43:11.519 --> 00:43:12.880
That's what. That's what I've heard.

700
00:43:14.920 --> 00:43:19.840
Somebody that is clearly having some sort of traumatic brain injury.

701
00:43:19.800 --> 00:43:22.239
Yeah, I did hear that.

702
00:43:22.360 --> 00:43:25.719
Dan, Thank you, thank you? Okay, all right, turns out

703
00:43:25.760 --> 00:43:38.159
you and I speak PBI Trey. I feel like that's

704
00:43:38.199 --> 00:43:40.000
where the Duke Boys got their yell.

705
00:43:41.360 --> 00:43:44.320
I think this is when the announcement comes, like don't

706
00:43:44.320 --> 00:43:45.400
eat the brown acid.

707
00:43:46.280 --> 00:43:47.000
I think that's.

708
00:43:46.840 --> 00:43:52.159
When something happened in that recording session where they were like,

709
00:43:52.320 --> 00:43:54.239
you know what, we're going to smoke this real quick.

710
00:43:54.840 --> 00:43:55.159
Uh.

711
00:43:55.199 --> 00:43:58.360
And then well we're going to hit this hard, and

712
00:43:58.400 --> 00:44:02.079
they smoked something that they shouldn't have uh and and

713
00:44:02.079 --> 00:44:04.119
and you got you got this take And I don't

714
00:44:04.119 --> 00:44:06.360
know why. The producers were like, you know what, this

715
00:44:06.440 --> 00:44:10.679
is a this is the one we sell. I'm gonna

716
00:44:10.719 --> 00:44:12.639
put this on wax. That's what we gotta do.

717
00:44:14.639 --> 00:44:16.280
I can't wait to hear what this sounds after you

718
00:44:16.280 --> 00:44:20.199
put a needle on it. The kids are gonna love it,

719
00:44:21.199 --> 00:44:23.239
because I'm pretty sure they put needles in when they

720
00:44:23.239 --> 00:44:23.920
were recording it.

721
00:44:26.239 --> 00:44:29.400
Well, they definitely needed some sort of ivy.

722
00:44:44.840 --> 00:45:09.119
Guess I say something's runa get out.

723
00:45:13.039 --> 00:45:15.559
Do you remember the guy from the Green Mile with

724
00:45:15.639 --> 00:45:16.079
the mouse?

725
00:45:17.039 --> 00:45:17.440
Mm hmm.

726
00:45:17.960 --> 00:45:24.159
That's who sounds like he's singing because I didn't understand

727
00:45:24.239 --> 00:45:24.760
him either.

728
00:45:28.159 --> 00:45:31.280
You remember boom Hower from King of the Hill. This

729
00:45:31.360 --> 00:45:32.960
sounds like boom Hoower in a punk.

730
00:45:32.760 --> 00:45:41.639
Band, boom Hoower on metho.

731
00:45:48.920 --> 00:45:50.599
I'm gonna make this my new theme music.

732
00:45:52.559 --> 00:45:58.119
Oh no, please, don't. They can't be friends anymore?

733
00:45:58.400 --> 00:46:00.239
Can I go back in time to win? My base

734
00:46:00.320 --> 00:46:02.199
was cool? To make this my profile music.

735
00:46:04.880 --> 00:46:09.760
Yes, and please destroy the flux capacitor and stay there.

736
00:46:10.519 --> 00:46:12.800
Yeah, we want you and that to stay locked in

737
00:46:12.800 --> 00:46:15.079
the back in time, not in the current state.

738
00:46:16.079 --> 00:46:17.119
Top eight Well.

739
00:46:19.079 --> 00:46:21.400
For all things Treehouse, go to Treehouse on Air dot com.

740
00:46:21.400 --> 00:46:23.840
Sure to find and follow us on social. For the show,

741
00:46:23.960 --> 00:46:25.719
it's at Treehouse on Air. For me, it's at the

742
00:46:25.840 --> 00:46:28.000
Daniel Mallley, For Trey, it's at Trey Turnhome one, And

743
00:46:28.039 --> 00:46:31.079
for Raj it's at Comedian Raj Wait. We'll see you

744
00:46:31.159 --> 00:46:32.800
back in here tomorrow. Inside the Treehouse