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It is time to leave your worries outside and laugh
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with us inside the Treehouse. I'm Daniel Mallley, along with
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Trey Trenholm and Raj Sharma on Monday February twenty fourth,
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twenty twenty five. Welcome to a new full week here
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inside the Treehouse. I realize we're only two months into
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the new year, but I believe I have already found
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the stupidest story of the year.
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Okay, that's a big statement.
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It's a big statement, but I'm about to back it up.
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A woman what.
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Florida hadn't even hit the spring yet.
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Again, You're right, this is a big statement, but I
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think I can back it up. A woman battling mortusqua sesquaphobia.
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I think I said that wrong. Let me try that again.
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A woman battling mortuous sesquaphobia, also known as a crippling
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fear of ketchup, is speaking out about her struggle, calling
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her tomato troubles. No laughing matter.
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You still doubt?
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Do you still doubt that this may be the stupidest
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story of the year, even though we're only two months in.
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Now, you're you're You've got a strong case. But who
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who takes the time to name these things.
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I'm surprised you got that whole question out. I don't know, Trey,
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I'm with you and I I took about five minutes
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before the show today practicing how to say that word,
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because that's obviously a word I have never heard of,
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never would have thought it was a real thing. And
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I'm still kind of suspect on whether or not it's real.
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I mean, when you started off, you know, like the
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more too, like I'm thinking, Okay, so I'm going to
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do with death, Yeah, mortality getting a ketchup ketchup.
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Yeah, unless it's fear.
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Yeah, unless it's death, fear of ketchup, crippling fear.
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Maybe that's the the morto part of the Latin. But yeah.
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A woman battling mortuesca sesquaphobia, mortuous. What there it is again?
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A woman battling mortuous sesquaphobia, also known as a crippling
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fear of ketchup, speaking out about her struggle, calling her
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tomato troubles no laughing matter. Comparing a confrontation with ketchup
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to being held at gunpoint, Lee Woodman says she's not
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only had to steer clear for as long as she
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can remember, but she's also been forced to endure joking
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from people who don't take her suffering seriously.
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You don't say.
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Oh, She even says here in one photo that she's
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posting on social media. Unfortunately, my nervous system doesn't know
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the difference between being held at gunpoint and seeing a
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bottle of Ketchup.
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Yes, it does. I think it does.
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I promise you there's people that can give her a
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demonstration that'll make her realize.
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It now, she says, because an encounter with Ketchup can
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lead her to feel like she's having a panic attack,
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she has banned Ketchup from her home. She avoids looking
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at it if she's aware it's somewhere near her, and
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would definitely toss any infected kitchen items that come into
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contact with the apparently vile, vicious condiment. She says, I
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can't even look at a bottle of Ketchup or have
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it anywhere near me. That's what she confesses to her
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social media followers, which racked up tons of views very
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very quickly. She says, I'm fully aware of how dramatic
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it sounds, and I've always been embarrassed by it.
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If someone were to hold me at gunpoint. I would
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freeze and panic.
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And that's exactly how i'd feel if someone shoved Ketchup
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in my face.
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I'm glad it's not my friend, because I would be
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the worst friend ever.
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You're already wearing a red shirt today, So right there,
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all right.
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They'd get in their car and they'd be a little
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bottle of Ketchup strapped into the passenger seat.
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If it were me, I would get all the Ketchup
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packets I can find and just fill her car with them, like,
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open up the sun roof, pour them in, so when
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she opens up the car door, they just come flooding out.
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I don't think I have to do that.
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Just put them on top of the visor just when
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the time she drops the visor.
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That's a good one. That's a really good one. And
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on the opposite end of the spectrum. Instead of filling
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her car or her home with tons and tons of
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Ketchup packets, maybe I just get one Ketchup packet and
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just strategically place one everywhere she goes. That way, she
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thinks it's one tiny Ketchup packet.
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Following her a little stalker, or.
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Just get someone, you know, get I would pay to
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have a hinds like Ketchup outfit made and just have
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someone follow her around like every birthday.
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Just a big onesie that looks like a Ketchup bottle.
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Maybe maybe come running at her on the street.
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Oh yeah, oh god, with Ketchup everywhere following me.
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She says she's completely stumped as to how it all started,
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though her mom claims she in fact loved Ketchup as
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a child. Okay, so clearly there was some type of
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trauma with Ketchup that occurred, and maybe the trauma was
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so severe that her brain has locked away the memory. Uh,
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and she can't even she can't even recall it.
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It probably has to do if she's old enough ketch
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Up in those glass bottles when you had to really
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bang the crap out of the bottom of it to
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get anything.
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Out, yep.
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Or maybe what she did was like she she held
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it up to her to her face and was smacking
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it and maybe she accidentally like smacked herself in the
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head with it, And maybe that's why she doesn't remember
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how it happened because she has a post concussion Ketchup trauma.
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I can't believe I just said that.
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See stupidest story of the year already and really two
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months in.
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Yeah, I think this is gonna win.
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We can come back at the end of the year
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and look back on this and this will probably be
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the winner.
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I will have this.
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I will have this episode with an asterisk on it,
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and every news story that we find from today through
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the end of the year will be compared.
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To the ketchup.
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what we believe to possibly be the stupidest story of
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twenty twenty five, but that's not at all because since
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the TikTok band came and went, we've been trying to
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be a little more active as a show on TikTok.
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The struggle is real. We're getting there.
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We focused more on other social media platforms, but now
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that we know TikTok's going to be around a while,
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we want to make sure that the Chinese have plenty
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of our private information to go on when the inevitable
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happens and they invade us, even though they don't need
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to because.
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We already give them all of our money anyway. So
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all this.
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Additional time I've been spending on TikTok has opened my
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eyes to a bunch of other people that I don't
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see on the other social media platforms. And there's one
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particular TikTok creator, and if I were to tried, if
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I was to try to find her right now for you,
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I don't think I could. But I really don't want
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this added into my TikTok algorithm. But you'll know the type.
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There's an influencer on TikTok, young lady very Tan. Lots
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of makeup in her twenties, I believe, but her lips
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are not just with fillers. They are super overinflated, kind
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of like someone who is floating down the brasos on
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a really big inner tube, but instead of floating down
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the brasos, it's on her face. Okay, her lips really
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look like overinflated floating tubes. And I'm not exaggerating it
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at all. The lips are exaggerated.
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Okay.
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Now, this is not a brand new thing. This has
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been something going on for a number of years. But
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some people, and this is not limited to just women,
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but it's mostly women. Like everything, they take it to extremes.
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Some people take it too far, and that's what this
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chick is done. But then I started thinking, which is
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a dangerous thing for me, thinking.
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You know how when someone who is.
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Morbidly obese loses a bunch of weight and what's left
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the sagging skin, right because the skin's been stretched out.
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What if the same thing happens to all these women
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who have overpuffed their lips and stretched them out to
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a point where they can't be brought back. Because at
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some point, the overinflated lip trend is going to dissipate
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like everything does, and a more natural look is going
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to be trendy.
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Are they gonna have flappy lips? Then?
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Yeah?
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I think, sorry, I think they would have to have
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the surgery done.
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You have to have a liptuck, yeah, or they just
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have to keep putting filler in, Like I don't think
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you can come back once against that size.
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I don't think you can come back.
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And you guys know what I'm talking about. You've seen
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the lips that are overinflated. It looks ridiculous. And to
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call it duck lips as an insult to ducks, it
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really is. It's like someone it's like these women dove
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headfirst into an inner tube shop on a Texas river
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and came out with that, and it's not attractive.
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I don't know why women think it is.
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No, it's not.
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It's not at all. And I know that there are
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dreams to these things.
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There always are, because even when Breaston plants started becoming popular,
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there were the women that went crazy big to where
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to where even artists on comic books are like, you
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guys need to chill out. And the same thing seems
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to be happening with the lips. It's like this, this
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is really ridiculous. The only good thing is is maybe
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you could join the Coast Guarden save some people.
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It's still not as bad as fake eyelashes.
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I don't know.
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I mean it depends on the size of the eyelashes versus.
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I have seen it with the fake eyelashes.
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Are any of those permanent tray because they cant the
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ones I've seen they can take them out, okay, because
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I've seen some influencer types that have the fake eyelashes
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and they're really big and almost look like tarantula legs,
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and then when they take them off, it's jarring because
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then they look like they have alopecia. That's the one
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that where you can't grow hair right then you look
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like you have no hair, and it's it's too much
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of a contrast.
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The fake eyelashes are fine when they look like they
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could possibly actually.
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Belong to you.
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Yeah, you know, when they're over inch long, then it
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just becomes ridiculous.
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You know. I'm not cheap.
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Oh yeah, I have no idea the cost on these things.
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Yeah, there's like eyelash places like you can these women
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go to to get their eyelashes done.