July 9, 2026

Porch Pirate or Honest Mistake? Airbnb Package Drama + World's Smallest Penis Update | The Treehouse Show

Porch Pirate or Honest Mistake? Airbnb Package Drama + World's Smallest Penis Update | The Treehouse Show
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Is it still porch piracy if someone takes your packages by mistake... and gives them back a few hours later?

That's the debate that kicks off today's episode of The Treehouse Show. Dan is convinced his Airbnb host became a porch pirate after his packages disappeared, while Trey thinks Dan is being a full-blown Karen because everything was returned just eight hours later. Where do you stand?

We also celebrate celebrity birthdays with Tom Hanks and Kelly McGillis, looking at how two stars from Top Gun ended up on completely different Hollywood career paths. (And who remembers Tom Hanks on Family Ties?)

Then things get wonderfully ridiculous as we revisit the man with the world's smallest penis, who's now crowdfunding for enlargement surgery. That naturally leads to one very important question: Why aren't penis transplants a thing? Trey has a theory... and it's exactly as ridiculous as you'd expect.

If you love funny news, weird internet stories, pop culture, celebrity birthdays, and hilarious debates between two lifelong friends, you've found your new favorite podcast.In this episode:

  • Is your Airbnb host a porch pirate?
  • Honest mistake or package theft?
  • Tom Hanks vs. Kelly McGillis career discussion
  • Celebrity birthdays
  • World's smallest penis update
  • Penis enlargement crowdfunding
  • The strange science of penis transplants
  • Comedy podcast, trending news, and ridiculous conversations
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with Trey Trendholm and Jerry called well at the end

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of our week inside the Treehouse peers from e from

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the time right before we hit record. We're all feeling it.

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Jerry's having a week. Tray's on about ten minutes of sleep.

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I'm coming off being sick. My wife is right in

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the middle of being sick. Yay, Well, that's okay. We're gonna,

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We're gonna, We're gonna pull it together, do a good show.

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Coming up today, Trey, I believe I have found possibly

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your dream job. Okay, after you get some sleep, possibly

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your dream job. Would you like me to give the

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title of the job or do you want to wait?

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Oh, I'll lets you surprise me.

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All right, surprise. It is also, of course, celebrity birthdays.

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A tiny Wiener crowdfund uh and Southwest Airlines is shaming

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its passengers. Yes, yes, traight, is.

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That the same Is it the same tiny Wiener guy?

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We talked about a month or two ago.

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Yep, Okay, he's finally he's finally trying to cash it.

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In general, he.

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Is everything I would expect from a guy who claims

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to have the world tinest wiener.

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We'll start, Yeah, we'll touch on more of that in

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just a little bit. First off, though, there is something

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that's been weighing on me very heavily that I need

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to share with you guys, and I need your input

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on severely. Our airbnb hosts are porch pirates. The other

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day we had an Amazon delivery of various goodies. It's

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one of those deliveries where it's got like four different,

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completely random things all in one delivery, and it was

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delivered very early, and our airbnb hosts stole it. It's

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their house, I believe they're on the upper two floors

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and we're on like the first slash basement floor, right,

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so that's where we're staying. The delivery person put the

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delivery box on the stairs, the normal stairs, and for

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some reason, the wife of the airbnb host ran off

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with it.

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And when.

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Even though it's not their name on the box, and

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it gets better, Tara messages them through Airbnb and says, hey,

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did you pick up our Amazon delivery, to which the

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husband responds, no, but let me check with my wife

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just in case. So he's already flatly denied it without

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even checking the possibility of his wife having snagged it.

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So then you.

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Know, well, I mean before you, you're too hard on him.

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He and this may be something foreign with you. He

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may be able to make decisions without his wife.

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Ow, that's not a decision that he made their tray.

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It was a blind We didn't do it, even though

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he didn't know what his wife had done.

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Okay, Okay, he was.

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He's able to answer questions without consulting his wife first,

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right or wrong.

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I can answer questions, but I'm not going to give

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a flat response. It's like, no, she didn't do it,

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when it's very impossible she did. I would check with

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her before I'd say we didn't do that. Almost almost

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you know, uh, offended that we've asked them, did you

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run off with our Amazon delivery?

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Uh?

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And then after about an hour or so, he finally

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gets back to us. It's like, yeah, my wife took it. Okay.

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Then it gets weirder. She opened the box, took out

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the delivery goods, put them in her car, but left

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the delivery box inside the house. So she left for

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work with our stuff. It was not addressed to her,

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but she still opened it. The stuff in the box

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had nothing to do with them. It was cold medicine,

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a tank top for Tara. What else was it? Curig

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coffee pods? Oh, and they don't even have a Curig Like,

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they don't even have one up there. It was for

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us down here's the it's things that if you opened

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it you would be like, why did someone order these things?

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would I take them to work? Let alone? Oh? Yeah,

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it's not mine. I can't wrap my brain around that

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level of I don't want to say stupidity, but you know, moronicity.

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I mean I am guilty of.

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You know, packages have been delivered to me that I

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have opened without looking at the label on them and then.

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Go okay, wait was I ordering Amazon in my sleep?

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Or is this a mistake? Oh?

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And an induction specific skillet because in the little the

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studio space we have here, it's not a full kitchen

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to has like a little hot plate thing, so it's

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an induction burner thing. But the pans that they had

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for us in here didn't work with it because they

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weren't induction compatible, so we had to order one. Anyway,

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All this stuff that's in there that is clearly not theirs.

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Yet she's running with the cold medicine especially, that should

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be an indicator of are you sick? Do you need this?

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Do you need to take this to work? Probably not

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leave it. Maybe ask your husband, Hey, are you sick?

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There's cold medicine here from Amazon? Is the kid sick? No,

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just run off with it, take it to work, and

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then we don't get it to late in the day.

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So you did get it like eight hours later.

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Yeah, So she just picked up the package by mistake,

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wasn't looking, and then went to work.

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Like, I can't believe you're defending this.

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She made a mistake.

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She grabbed a package you know, that was at the

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front of their place, and probably on her way to work,

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threw it in the car, wasn't thinking about it, and

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then you've got it back when you've got she got home.

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If everything happened the way you just said it, I

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might agree with you, okay, but you're missing a key

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component of the story. Before she left, she opened the

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box that all the contents came in, took the contents

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out of the delivery box, took put them in her

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car and took them to work, and then she left

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the box in the recycled box bin. That's how we

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knew that they had opened it, because Tara found it

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when she took out the trash.

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Hmm.

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So again, if you just pick up the box and

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just run off with it, that's one thing. But to

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open it to take the individual items out and then

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take them to work inexplicably, that's the part to me

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that makes absolutely no sense. Jerry, please tell me you've

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got my back on this and trace on too short

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a sleep.

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Yeah, I'm with you on this one. Once you've pulled

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everything out and you've looked at it, I mean, what's

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the point in having it. Are you going to further

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assess them later and make sure or is this going

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to be you opened it up, you put it back

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in the box if you're going to return it.

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You know, the only reason you would open that box

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and keep the cold medicine with you is if you

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just happened to also be sick, in which case you think,

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oh my god, my fairy godmother sent me a random

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thing of cold medicine even though I didn't order it.

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How fortuitous or do they order things without each other's knowledge?

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So it's not unusual for her to open a package

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and be like.

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Her husband has balls and can order stuff on his own.

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That's different, tray, that's not the same thing. There's a

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difference between having balls and running a buck. Buying a

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bunch of shit you don't need or you didn't ask

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permission for it just makes I just it just made

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no sense to me. It was such a ridiculous situation.

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Tarisen's the guy the messages. He's like, no, we didn't

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take that. I'll check with my wife though, just in case.

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And then she takes the trash out, sees the box,

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and then it's and then she messages and like, hey,

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I found our box. It's send the bin. And then

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eventually he's like, okay, yeah she took it.

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And again, see you got the stuff.

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Yeah, Trey, I eventually got the stuff, but eight hours

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after we should have had it.

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And how did this adversely affect your life?

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I didn't like it. I didn't like it at all,

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Thank you very much, It's not yours. Don't touch it.

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And like I said, I understand things happened, especially with

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if you're so used to getting deliveries, you're just like, okay,

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it's another delivery. The other thing that's annoying about it

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is since then this happened like three days ago. Since then,

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they've had other deliveries show up, and they're still sitting

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on their front porch. They've done nothing with their own deliveries.

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But as soon as one came in that was not theirs,

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that's the one they pull off the porch immediately. It's

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just so weird. It's that's a little odd, like they

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need to be careful because Tara is tempted by one

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of the items currently sitting on their porch. She's not

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gonna steal it because it's too big. It's one of

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those like raised garden beds that probably like a t

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mood delivery or something. But I mean, we're here for

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another week. She'll open that up and start a garden.

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If they're not careful. Her green thumbs are twitching.

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That'll show them.

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It really will show them. I'll show you. I'll open

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up your temu raised garden bed, put it together, plant it,

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fertilize it, and set it up for a beautiful success

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instead of you leaving it on your front porch. Yeah,

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revenge taken four sounds awesome.

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Fly back in a month and steal your veggies.

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Oh all right. I just like they needed a little

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bit of proper shaming. Uh, speaking of shaming beyond Trey's

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inexplicable defense of my Airbnb portragal.

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I mean, well, I mean, it's listen, I am sorry.

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It's you're not sorry. That's not.

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Clearly I mean I I I feel for you.

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I mean, it's so hard.

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You're on a wonderful extended vacation on the East Coast

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and in a beautiful small town, and and your Amazon

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delivery got delayed eight hours.

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It's god, how do how do you keep going?

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It didn't get delayed to tray, it was taken.

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From Oh it was delayed. Did you get.

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It eventually, but.

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From the people that delayed.

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I got it from the people.

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That if it had been delayed from Amazon probably wouldn't

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got until the next day.

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That's irrelevant to the argument.

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No, it's very erman to argue.

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Also, for the record, this is not a vacation. We're

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very sensitive to that. We're both working. Clearly, I am

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and and Tara still does her stuff remotely because she's

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not in like executing events stuff, but she's still planning

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stuff out for next wedding season.

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The thing is, though, is that since we're not on

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the island, we're now able to get deliveries in a

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timely fashion, and then when we don't, it's a horrible,

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horrible tease. Yeah, I get it.

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That must be great during brunch.

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I don't wait, hang on, what do you mean.

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God forbid your eggs are soft or.

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Something that's not the same thing, Drey.

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Okay, Karen, Oh, how dare you? You?

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You turn off that pumper? No, keep rolling it. It's funny, but.

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You turn off that.

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You bring us back right now. I'm not doing you

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and I need to have this out.

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Okay, Karen, you're in. I'll get the manager for you.

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Let's get Daniel Cook from COOKDFW Roofing and Restoration into

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the Treehouse eight three three COOKDFW is the phone number

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the website cookdfw dot com. I'm going to say some

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scary words, Daniel super l Nino and the effect that

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is going to have on weather, especially in the North

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You know, you're right, I mean just are officially in

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going into the super l nin Know. The reason why

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is because it's warmer than a regular al Nino, and

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it does prelude that we will have a wetter, higher

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rain percentage than a normal year or shall we say,

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on al Nina. So there are some differences, speculations.

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Nothing is set in stone.

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This is not a guarantee that we're going to have

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a deluge of water for the next year. I mean,

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that's just not what it means. Scientific data says, hey,

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we might have a wetter than normal, we could have

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more storms, it could be just a lot of rain.

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We all need to go out and build arcs. I

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don't know, but I mean be prepared. The moral the

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story is every day you live in North Texas, especially

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in North Texas, be prepared. Know how your home is sitting,

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Know how your roof is looks, Know how your windows

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are working. No if your doors have holes in them, no,

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I mean, just know your home, your home. Call us out.

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We want to educate you. We will come around, walk

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I'm taking care of and no pressure, all education and

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Daniel and his fine team at COOKDFW will take care

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of you the homeowner with very very gentle hands. I

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Back inside the Treehouse, Dan, Trey and Jerry. Today is Thursday,

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July ninth, twenty twenty six. Let's celebrate today with some birthdays.

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One of my favorite actors of all time, Tom Hanks,

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is seventy. And if you had asked me in the

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eighties if I thought Tom Hanks would eventually be one

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of my favorite actors of all time, I probably would

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have said, huh, I like him. But really, you talk

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about a really broad and interesting stell career, Tom Hanks

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is one of them. Starting out on bosom buddies.

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Don't forget that what I don't know which came first,

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but drunk uncle on Family Ties, it's a big role

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for him.

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I don't remember that at all.

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You don't remember him drinking vanilla extract and Alex Keaton

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and aka Michael J. Fox finding him and it was

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a big, big substance abuse episode.

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Noah drinking vanilla extract for the booze. Yeah, that's uh.

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I I do not remember that episode, and I was.

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I was a big fan of Family Ties. I probably

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I probably saw it as a kid, but it didn't

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register back then. With with Tom Hanks. Was that just

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one episode or was he like a regular sum say.

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He was on a couple of episodes, but don't hold

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me to.

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That, gotcha. I would think Bosom Buddies was before Family Ties.

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I don't know, as you both go.

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Immediately look, Yeah, he played the drunk qual whose name

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was ned Donnelly, and it was one of the.

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Three very special episodes of.

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Family Ties.

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Oh man, the eighties. When you got a very special

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episode of in the eighties and nineties, you knew it

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was going to be full of drama.

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I would not. I thought it was more towards mid eighties.

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always think it like was like right at the turn

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of seventies into eighties. So yeah, I guess nineteen eighty works. Yeah, man,

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I can hear it now on any show that I

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watched as a kid. Nine oh two one. Oh. I

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didn't realize Family Ties. Although it makes sense because that's

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when a lot of times the sitcoms would say a

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very special episode of Family matters. But yeah, that's how

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you knew it was going to be a drama packed episode.

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Someone was on some drugs, someone was pregnant, something like that. Yeah, Tonight,

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on a very special episode of the Treehouse, Trey goes

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crazy because he's okay with porch piracy.

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I mean, it's not really porch piracy when you when

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you've got the items. If they were stolen and you

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didn't get them, that's a different story.

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That's not how it works, Trey. If they had no

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it's really not if they had. If they had taken

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off in my car and then brought it back, the

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police would still charge them with, you know, stealing the car.

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I don't think so.

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I think the police even tell you have to you know,

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given the circumstances of an airbnb, if it was your

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place and there no one else should have been around there,

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then yes, the police won't act. If you're a person

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in missing you know, less than twenty four hours you

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think you're gonna do it for your Amazon delivery. Amazon,

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here's where you know you're in the wrong, Dan. Amazon

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wouldn't even refund you at that that quickly. They would

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tell you wait and see if your packages arrived. They

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even have basically a twenty four hour policy.

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That doesn't make it right. Amazon is not the lot.

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I can't believe you are a Republican and are this

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soft on crime. There's no crime, Yes there is.

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I can't believe you've turned into such a fucking liberal.

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It's like, you know, someone hurt your feelings and you're

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crying about it.

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I am not crying, and don't you dare use the

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L word with me whimpering. I am an independent and

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you goddamn know it you are. I am. Just because

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you don't know what that looks like anymore doesn't mean

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I'm so far left I can't see the center.

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Oh, I know what.

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It's I didn't say you were that far left. I

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just said you're not really an independent. Yes, I am, okay,

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whatever you say.

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Truth, truth matters. Courtney Love is sixty two, ew yeah,

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the Whole front Woman, sometimes actress and according to this

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one of the most unpredictable personalities of the nineties, especially

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if you ask Kurt Cobain that because there are still

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some people that think that she pulled the trigger. She

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has said numerous times, by the way, that no, that's

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not the case. Jimmy Smitt is seventy one, known for

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NYPD Blue, the West Wing Dexter, and Princess Leah's daddy

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in Star Wars Adopted Daddy.

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Fred Savage is fifty most famous for being Kevin Arnold

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in the Wonder Years, then as the Mulli Mullimule in

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Austin Powers, and then from Honda Commercials, and then from

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some sort of assault or bad behavior. Your situation, he's

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been quasi canceled. I'm not even really sure what the

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situation is with Fred Savage now.

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I mean, I the Wonder Years, Princess Bride in a

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Deadpool cameo, and I that pretty much for me is

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that sums up his career, which is fine.

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That's not a bad arc. Yeah, Deadpool cameo is pretty good.

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Known for Top Gun and Witness obviously not known for

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Top Gun Maverick because she didn't get the invite for

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the sequel. Kelly McGillis is sixty nine. Look, I know

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it's not fair and it's a it's a little bit

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sexist to be like, Okay, Tom Cruise is back, but

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not Charlie. You're not Kelly McGillis playing Charlie. And I

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think we all can agree. More than likely it's because

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of looks. But but when it's when Tom Cruise has

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held up that well and and the love interns from

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the movie from forty years ago has not, I can

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understand how it might be a difficult pairing on screen.

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Screw forty years ago.

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She wouldn't have been recast ten if they had done

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Top Gun Maverick ten years later after Witness, like she

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became a stereotype looking lesbian. Basically, I mean she got

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that cut her hair off and just like, I mean,

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God bless her. She's everything I've read, she's happy and

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everything else. But I mean she was a smoke show

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as Charlie and Top Gun still very attractive in Witness.

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And then it was like.

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So and I realized it's not fair. It absolutely is fair,

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but I get it. Well, I mean, you can't help

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certain parts of how you age, like some things you

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can do, some things you can't.

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And it's just like, well, first of all, comparing anyone

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aging wise to Top Cruise to Tom Cruise, it's just

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not fair.

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It's not But you know who did help. But you

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know who has held up and could do that with

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Tom Cruise, Jennifer Connley, And that's why they got her

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to play Benny Benjamin.

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There's a lot of stars that have held up quite nicely.

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Kelly McGillis was simply not one of them. And it

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wasn't So what did you say, she was.

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Like sixty nine, Yeah, she's sixty nine, so I mean going.

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Back to her mid thirties, she basically fell off, so

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she wouldn't even try it, like Jennifer Connley, Tom Cruise. Obviously,

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they have put a lot of work and I'm sure

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pay a lot of money to have some secret treatments

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all over the world done to keep them looking like that.

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She she ran out of given f and you know,

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I would say around ninety five.

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Yeah, yeah, I mean she obviously didn't have the same

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HMO that the other part of Hollywood did because they're

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getting like their third world country stem cell treatment.

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I I don't think they're worried about insurance.

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No other birthdays today. Chris Cooper is seventy five. This

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is one of the interesting Hollywood stories to me. This

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is a guy that was just a guy in Hollywood,

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just a guy, just an actor, just character actor, kind

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of an older guy, and then out of nowhere he

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wins an oscar for adaptation he's opposite Kevin Spacey in

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American Beauty. Then he's one of the first bad guys

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in the Born Identity, and it's like out of nowhere,

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it's like, oh, Chris Cooper, phenomenal actor. And then before

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it was just like you probably would have seen him

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in an insurance commercial and not looked twice. But he's

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just one of those guys. It's just like outn't nowhere.

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It's like boom, he just has a great career and

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everyone's like, oh my god, is this amazing actor? Like, well,

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you didn't think it five years before, But I'm happy

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for That's it's just weird to me to see Hollywood.

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Like when it comes to actors and professional athletes, I

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think there's so many great that will never know of

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for luck reasons or whatever else. Like I think that

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there's phenomenal quarterbacks that came through the NFL that will

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never know because they got drafted into a terrible situation

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with awful coaches and organizations some actors for whatever reason.

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Huh who. That's the things you don't know, because in

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a different situation, a quarterback might have done better.

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I mean, that's that's a nature versus nurture question.

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Absolutely, it's purely it's like, I he's a good actor.

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I think he's gotten some really good roles.

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To me, he feels little bit tight cast into a

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certain audio eraic, but good enough that Yeah, you're right.

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I mean he's landed some great roles.

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Speaking of some great roles, Brian Dennahey, today is his birthday.

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Now he is not alive still. Yeah, he actually passed

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away in twenty twenty, but he would have been eighty eight,

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and he had some legendary roles First Blood opposite Sylvester Stallone.

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He was the bad sheriff Cocoon. He was in Cocoon

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probably like thirty five in that. And then there's another

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movie that came out of the nineties called Gladiator. And

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this is not the Gladiator with Russell Crow that was

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like two thousand, early two thousands. This is the one

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where it's like like streets of like New York or

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Chicago or something. These kids are in like this underground

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boxing thing and he's the head of it and he's

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a really bad guy. And then he was also in

463
00:28:51.920 --> 00:28:54.559
the other random movie with the other Brian FX.

464
00:28:55.880 --> 00:28:57.240
Those were great movies, by the way.

465
00:28:57.319 --> 00:28:58.920
I love those movies.

466
00:28:59.279 --> 00:29:03.640
You're missing Brian Denny's probably one of his biggest roles,

467
00:29:04.119 --> 00:29:06.440
which is Tommy Boy.

468
00:29:06.720 --> 00:29:09.680
Oh yeah.

469
00:29:09.759 --> 00:29:14.079
I love it when what we perceived to be as hardcore,

470
00:29:14.559 --> 00:29:21.480
serious actors go low. And I don't mean that as

471
00:29:21.519 --> 00:29:23.359
an insult, but I mean, like, you're talking about a

472
00:29:23.400 --> 00:29:26.920
guy like Brian Denny's some very classy roles and you know,

473
00:29:27.079 --> 00:29:31.359
memorable things, and and then out of nowhere, you're, you know, opposite,

474
00:29:31.480 --> 00:29:36.279
your opposite, Chris Farley and Tommy Boy. And I appreciate that.

475
00:29:37.359 --> 00:29:40.920
But the FX movies that other and I can't think

476
00:29:40.920 --> 00:29:42.960
of his name. The other the Australian guy that was

477
00:29:43.599 --> 00:29:46.000
the other star of it. It was, you know, to me,

478
00:29:47.400 --> 00:29:53.960
Coglin and Cocktail. But he's also another one. I could

479
00:29:54.000 --> 00:29:55.599
not say you his name to save my life, but

480
00:29:55.680 --> 00:29:56.720
I love his work.

481
00:29:58.000 --> 00:30:00.960
I'm pretty sure his name is also Brian. I cannot remember.

482
00:30:01.319 --> 00:30:02.480
I believe you're correct with that.

483
00:30:04.160 --> 00:30:09.519
But yeah, the lead bartender guy in Cocktail. Yeah, but

484
00:30:09.559 --> 00:30:11.279
those FX movies, those were fun. They actually made a

485
00:30:11.319 --> 00:30:13.319
second one. I don't remember much about it, but I

486
00:30:13.319 --> 00:30:15.000
remember watching both of them and loving him when I

487
00:30:15.039 --> 00:30:18.599
was young. Let's see Courtney loves is the Jack White

488
00:30:18.640 --> 00:30:22.960
founder of the White Stripes, is fifty one. Bond Scott

489
00:30:23.000 --> 00:30:25.480
would have been eighty, but he drowned in his own

490
00:30:25.519 --> 00:30:30.000
vomit all the way back in nineteen eighty.

491
00:30:32.960 --> 00:30:34.480
Jack White's only fifty one.

492
00:30:35.559 --> 00:30:38.880
Yeah, uh huh.

493
00:30:38.279 --> 00:30:40.680
I'm older than Jack White.

494
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The Tiny Wiener crowdfund. This guy's timing is terrible, So

515
00:32:18.319 --> 00:32:21.480
he's viral a handful of months ago for going on

516
00:32:22.119 --> 00:32:25.759
multiple news outlets and saying I have the tiniest penis

517
00:32:25.799 --> 00:32:31.119
in the world. And you know, the news outlets were

518
00:32:31.559 --> 00:32:33.079
all too happy to have him on and talk to

519
00:32:33.160 --> 00:32:37.640
him about it, and then it just kind of went away. Well, now,

520
00:32:38.319 --> 00:32:40.799
the man with the world's smallest penis has started a

521
00:32:40.920 --> 00:32:49.079
go fundme for enlargement surgery. Name is Michael Phillips. He

522
00:32:49.200 --> 00:32:52.960
says he has the world's tiniest wiener launched a GoFundMe

523
00:32:53.039 --> 00:32:55.519
campaign to help pay for a medical procedure that could

524
00:32:55.559 --> 00:32:59.519
improve his quality of life. Michael Phillips says his condition

525
00:32:59.559 --> 00:33:03.880
has made everyday tasks like using the bathroom extremely difficult

526
00:33:03.920 --> 00:33:07.799
and has forced him to rely on pull ups the

527
00:33:08.079 --> 00:33:11.880
underwear he's not working out. He is hoping to raise

528
00:33:11.920 --> 00:33:15.000
twenty two thousand dollars for surgery and has already received

529
00:33:15.160 --> 00:33:17.640
thousands of dollars in donations. Last time I saw it

530
00:33:17.680 --> 00:33:20.880
was over ten. He says the condition has also affected

531
00:33:20.880 --> 00:33:24.160
as confidence and personal relationships for years, no shocker there

532
00:33:24.319 --> 00:33:27.160
After sharing his story publicly, he hopes the fundraiser will

533
00:33:27.200 --> 00:33:34.000
help him access the procedure and regain some independence. Will

534
00:33:34.039 --> 00:33:36.079
you donate to this man in.

535
00:33:36.079 --> 00:33:45.480
Need one moment? Please? No?

536
00:33:47.079 --> 00:33:47.759
Really? Why not?

537
00:33:51.200 --> 00:33:56.519
If he's that if he's that hard up, thank you.

538
00:33:58.839 --> 00:34:01.759
Let him do an OnlyFans account. I'm sure people would pay.

539
00:34:02.839 --> 00:34:05.759
He would make a lot more money for people making

540
00:34:05.759 --> 00:34:10.440
fun of his small unit that absolute and go out

541
00:34:10.480 --> 00:34:10.920
and earn it.

542
00:34:11.599 --> 00:34:13.719
I'm with I mean, I'm with you. Honestly. It's like,

543
00:34:13.760 --> 00:34:15.840
I get you just want to ask for it. But honestly,

544
00:34:16.440 --> 00:34:18.880
I mean you could charge twenty bucks and just call

545
00:34:18.920 --> 00:34:21.199
your only fans you want to see it, and people

546
00:34:21.239 --> 00:34:23.440
are going to pay twenty bucks. I guarantee you you'll

547
00:34:23.480 --> 00:34:26.400
have your twenty two grand for the enlargement surgery, and

548
00:34:26.480 --> 00:34:29.280
then you can charge another twenty bucks again to see

549
00:34:29.320 --> 00:34:31.480
the after. People love transformation stuff.

550
00:34:31.480 --> 00:34:35.519
Oh, I think he would earn six figures if he

551
00:34:35.679 --> 00:34:37.000
had an OnlyFans account.

552
00:34:37.280 --> 00:34:46.960
Yep, Jerry, As you know, I've got a couple of things.

553
00:34:47.000 --> 00:34:49.639
First of all, how long. How long would that audience last?

554
00:34:50.639 --> 00:34:54.159
I mean, I mean, I mean it does after as

555
00:34:54.199 --> 00:34:56.639
not I have everybody who's seen it that's willing to

556
00:34:56.639 --> 00:34:57.440
pay has seen it.

557
00:34:58.639 --> 00:35:00.960
He would make he would make six figures in one month.

558
00:35:01.360 --> 00:35:04.599
Yeah, he would make plenty of money for his surgery

559
00:35:04.639 --> 00:35:06.880
at the very least. And then, like I said, then

560
00:35:07.039 --> 00:35:09.400
he could go get the surgery, and then the next

561
00:35:09.440 --> 00:35:11.440
post he does on only fans that you can also

562
00:35:11.519 --> 00:35:14.320
sell is here. You want to see the after, you

563
00:35:14.320 --> 00:35:18.800
want to see the finished product. And here's the thing

564
00:35:18.840 --> 00:35:21.360
I don't understand, Like the story doesn't give any details

565
00:35:21.400 --> 00:35:24.480
on whatever the enlargement surgery would entail, you know, like

566
00:35:24.559 --> 00:35:26.960
there's things that like you can get weiener fillers now,

567
00:35:27.000 --> 00:35:29.519
the same kind of fillers and things that women you know,

568
00:35:29.599 --> 00:35:31.880
and some men put in their faces and lips and stuff.

569
00:35:32.920 --> 00:35:37.440
But for what for this guy's ailment? And then like

570
00:35:37.440 --> 00:35:40.199
like I'm doing my pinky thing right here, he has

571
00:35:40.199 --> 00:35:42.760
a photo of him when you type his name in uh,

572
00:35:42.880 --> 00:35:47.039
it's like basically it's the size. I think it's actually

573
00:35:47.159 --> 00:35:51.519
smaller like his pinky, his his penis is smaller than

574
00:35:51.559 --> 00:35:54.800
the tip of his pinky to the first knuckle. I

575
00:35:54.800 --> 00:35:57.880
think it's smaller than that. It's basically like his pinky nail.

576
00:35:58.639 --> 00:35:58.840
Right.

577
00:35:58.880 --> 00:36:01.039
To get enlargements, you have to have something to work with,

578
00:36:01.639 --> 00:36:04.280
and I'm sure there's skin done there. I mean he's overweight,

579
00:36:04.360 --> 00:36:06.480
so there's you know, excess skin to work with on

580
00:36:06.519 --> 00:36:09.360
some level. But you got to get the cartilage from somewhere.

581
00:36:09.679 --> 00:36:14.039
You're basically building a new one, right m hm. I

582
00:36:14.039 --> 00:36:19.280
don't understand how it is when you're an oregon donor

583
00:36:19.440 --> 00:36:23.719
or an organ receiver. All sorts of things get harvested,

584
00:36:24.039 --> 00:36:27.559
including retinas and cornia. Is out of your eyeballs? Are

585
00:36:27.599 --> 00:36:29.719
you trying to tell me that this guy can't get

586
00:36:29.719 --> 00:36:33.280
a you know, a cadaver wiener? Does that not work?

587
00:36:34.440 --> 00:36:39.440
I mean we have heart transplants, brain surgery, kidney transplants

588
00:36:39.480 --> 00:36:42.880
are almost commonplace these days, liver trans I mean all

589
00:36:42.880 --> 00:36:48.559
these transplant things, face transport face transplants. Thank you. How

590
00:36:48.639 --> 00:36:51.280
How is how is a wiener thing not a thing?

591
00:36:54.559 --> 00:36:56.719
Do I just not read the right medical journals? I

592
00:36:56.760 --> 00:36:59.159
just feel like this would be one of the first

593
00:36:59.159 --> 00:37:01.119
things that would have and I've done the.

594
00:37:03.199 --> 00:37:05.760
Blood vessels alone. I think probably put a lot of

595
00:37:05.800 --> 00:37:08.679
complications in there. There's a lot of lot of capillary

596
00:37:08.760 --> 00:37:09.760
action happening there.

597
00:37:09.920 --> 00:37:12.039
Well, sure, I mean, sure, it's not going to be easy.

598
00:37:12.039 --> 00:37:14.360
But like I said, I mean, we're transplanting organs all

599
00:37:14.360 --> 00:37:16.880
the time, so I would just think, yeah, that much

600
00:37:16.920 --> 00:37:18.199
more difficult.

601
00:37:17.760 --> 00:37:19.480
I think you because you would have to cut it

602
00:37:19.559 --> 00:37:22.119
off first to transplant a new one on there.

603
00:37:22.639 --> 00:37:25.400
Yeah, and oh it doesn't.

604
00:37:25.119 --> 00:37:29.760
Match, well, it doesn't match, and uh, if it's that small,

605
00:37:29.760 --> 00:37:32.159
I'm gonna assume blood flow because one of the biggest

606
00:37:32.199 --> 00:37:34.800
things with any organization is blood flow. I'm going to

607
00:37:34.880 --> 00:37:37.920
consume assume maybe there's a blood flow problem I or

608
00:37:38.039 --> 00:37:41.159
you know this, which it's hard to believe in this

609
00:37:41.239 --> 00:37:43.920
day and age where they study some of the dumbest

610
00:37:43.960 --> 00:37:48.320
crap ever, but no one's willing to fund penis transplant work.

611
00:37:49.840 --> 00:37:51.400
Yeah, it doesn't make any sense to me. I saw

612
00:37:51.440 --> 00:37:54.079
a story just a couple of days ago. Some university

613
00:37:54.079 --> 00:37:58.840
in Singapore is giving scuba gear to Malaysian history or

614
00:37:59.119 --> 00:38:03.280
to Madagascar are hissing cockroaches. They have cockroaches in Singapore

615
00:38:03.320 --> 00:38:06.079
that can use scuba gear to breathe underwater for like

616
00:38:06.119 --> 00:38:09.239
three hours. But this guy can't get a replacement dong

617
00:38:09.360 --> 00:38:10.079
at the hospital.

618
00:38:14.159 --> 00:38:17.320
I transplant works hard enough.

619
00:38:17.320 --> 00:38:19.639
I just I don't think anyone's gonna be working on

620
00:38:19.679 --> 00:38:20.760
the penis transplant.

621
00:38:21.519 --> 00:38:24.280
You should because imagine the money.

622
00:38:25.440 --> 00:38:26.599
Imagine the black market.

623
00:38:28.400 --> 00:38:48.440
Oh, I believe you won the Internet today.

624
00:38:48.800 --> 00:39:02.039
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