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Oct. 6, 2026

Radium Water Is Good for You?! Yeah…We’re Gonna Say NO

Radium Water Is Good for You?! Yeah…We’re Gonna Say NO

Apparently, regular water just isn't dangerous enough anymore. We start today's Treehouse Show with "alternative health influencer" Matt Roeske, who says he's been drinking RADIUM WATER for 250 days and claims the radiation is actually good for you....

Apparently, regular water just isn't dangerous enough anymore.

We start today's Treehouse Show with "alternative health influencer" Matt Roeske, who says he's been drinking RADIUM WATER for 250 days and claims the radiation is actually good for you.

We're going to take what we believe is a fairly bold medical position: Radium Water...BAD.

Then it's on to Celebrity Birthdays, where Elisabeth Shue turns 63 and makes all of us feel incredibly old. On the bright side, it also leads to the realization that maybe we're aging a little better than our parents did.

Plus, a Florida demonologist is in trouble, a Reddit poster has a neighbor who's furious about losing their free Wi-Fi, and a man gets clocked driving THREE TIMES the speed limit because he desperately needed to get to McDonald's.

We don't understand risking your life for McDonald's...but we can think of at least one scenario where speeding might make a little more sense.


It's radioactive water, angry neighbors, demons, fast food and questionable life decisions on another episode of The Treehouse Show.

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with us inside the treehouse. I'm Dan O'Malley, along with

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Trey Trinholm. It feels too early in the week to

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start with something this stupid, but it also feels oh

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so right. Because this is where we thrive, my friend.

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This is where we thrive. In the year 2026, anybody

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can cultivate a massive social media following doing anything your

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heart desires. And that's not necessarily a good thing. For

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a wonderful case in point, we don't have to look

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any further than a recent reel from holistic health influencer

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Matt Riskey. In the reel that he posted, he is

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promoting radioactive water as a long-forgotten panacea supposedly shut down

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by the Rothschild medical system. I'm not sure I'm ready

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for this, and I'm not sure you are either. But

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we're going to watch this, and we're going to have

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some thoughts.

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That is a radium water bottle. This is of the 1920s.

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And what people were doing was drinking hot spring water. Remember,

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the first thing the FDA went after was radium water.

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Not vaccines, not dirty electricity, not pesticides.

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Radium water. So think about that.

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And right here, if you can see that down there,

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you see all that beautiful water in there? And I'll

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just go in there and touch it, just so you

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guys can see.

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Perfectly harmless.

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Just because your fingers didn't instantly melt doesn't mean it's

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perfectly harmless there, dude.

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Well, I'd also like to... We'll start with these historical inaccuracies, maybe.

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The FDA was created in 1906. I don't even think

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pesticides had been created yet, nor, really, vaccines had neither

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in the way we administer them now.

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Yeah, 1906, polio was still very much a thing.

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And, you know, and radium water was... I mean, it was.

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They did go after it because there were quacks selling

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it and it was killing people. And listen, I try

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to keep an open mind about health stuff. I think

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we both do. I will always investigate anything that, natural supplements,

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anything that might increase longevity, just overall health. But radium no.

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I'm just trey i think you've got the new psa

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of our generation i mean like nancy reagan had just

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say no to drugs but i think you've beaten it

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by just simply getting out there radium no i.

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I feel i i understand where people want long you

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know long-term studies are a lot of things and they

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I feel like when it comes to radioactive materials, we've

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had all the studies we need.

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We know. Radioactive, bad.

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It's amazing to me what the critical thinking crowd has

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done to actual critical thinking. Oh, let's go back to Mr.

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Rescue here and his.

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And his fountain of youth found at the bottom of

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a radium jug.

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Drinking hot spring water. Remember, the first thing the FDA

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went after was radium water.

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Not vaccines, not dirty electricity, not pesticides. Radium water. So

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think about that.

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Most people didn't have electricity in 1906 either.

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Yeah, that's... For most, okay. All right, so a little

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more context with this video. In the video, he's holding a,

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I'm not even sure if I'm saying this correctly, a revigator,

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a revigator, R-E-V-I-G-A-T-O-R. It's an irradiated ceramic jug from the

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1920s sold as a pseudoscientific miracle cure-all. In addition to

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the carnitite, a bright yellow rock known for its high

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uranium content, the revigator contains a slew of chemicals, things

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that you might put in your bowl of chili, like arsenic, lead,

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and vanadium, which, according to basic science, are all things

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you shouldn't even shower with, let alone drink it.

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Mm-hmm.

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Well, Reski sees that as an opportunity and tilts the

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little cistern and says, see, see all that beautiful water

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in there? Perfectly harmless. You've just been lied to, is

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what he says right before taking a huge mouthful of

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this stuff. So let's watch him drink a big jug

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of cancer.

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You can see that down there. You see all that

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beautiful water in there. And I'll just go in there

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and touch it just so you guys can see. Perfectly harmless.

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You've just been lied to.

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That's what it is.

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He's drinking it.

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And it's delicious.

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And I've been drinking it for 250 days now. And

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the only reason we said that they went after radium

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water is because the Rothschild Medical System, who owns the FDA,

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had to get rid of the solution to everything.

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So let's go. Look at that radioactivity right there. Oh

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my gosh. Guess what? We're radioactive beings. What do you

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think makes your heartbeat? Radium. And the only reason they

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went after radium was.

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Radioactivity.

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Part of this complete breakfast. So let me see if

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I get this right. So he has a radioactive sensor.

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I assumed he was going to put it in there

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to show that there is no radioactivity in the jug

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or in the water at all. but instead his Teemu

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radioactive sensor looks like it works, starts going off like crazy,

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and then he sees that as the green light. Do

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I have that correct?

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Yes.

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Okay, just making sure.

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Because the Rothschilds would just really... See? Mm-hmm. They were

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going to start the X-Men. So that's why they had

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to get the radioactivity out of.

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They could have everyone being mutants. You had to be selective.

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That's just not fair. It's also not interesting. You can't

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have Wolverine show up and there's like six more of them.

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Yeah, I mean.

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It's like multiplicity.

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The Wolverines just get dumber and dumber. I think I

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want to see that version now. For most people, the

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fact that the federal government outlawed production of the Revejators

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in the 1920s would be enough of a warning. But

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to this guy, the government prohibition is proof that it works.

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This is thinking on a scale that I just can't comprehend.

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Hats off to him. In 1933, when the Rothschild FDA

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came along, the first thing they went after was the

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radium water, not vaccines, dirty electricity or pesticides. That's what

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he's saying.

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In the video.

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And he says, gee, I wonder why healthy people don't

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yield large profits. OK, first of all, technically, he is correct.

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If you're trying to make a lot of money on

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the medical system, having a bunch of healthy people is

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not good for business. But neither is dead people. If

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everyone's dead from drinking radium water, you can't make a

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lot of money out of them from the medical system.

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Or if it makes them sick in a way, like

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it depletes bone density and just kills them really fast. Otherwise,

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if you wanted to make everyone sick... that's really good

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for the medical industry. I think they would have kept

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going with radium water, maybe just toned it down a bit. Yeah.

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Instead of going with your new hardline stance, radium, no, no.

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It scares me that people can get their hands on

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these things.

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That is something that is alarming. Do you just buy

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it online? I've never even heard the word until today.

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I still don't even know how to properly say it,

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but I could clearly copy and paste it into Google

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and be like, hey, where do I get one of these?

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And if it's something that truly is radioactive material... I mean,

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I don't think it's pure enough to make a bomb

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out of, but Jesus, I don't think we should be

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having this available to be purchased and then just drink

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stuff out of it. If for no other reason than

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for public health concerns, because you get idiots like this

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that get online and tell people, see, there's nothing wrong

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with this. I've been drinking this radioactive water for 250

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straight days and I'm fine.

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It's sad.

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I'm not trusting an influencer on TikTok. I will actually

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probably pay attention to my primary care physician who's actually

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studied lots of scientific things.

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It's sad. What's the guy's name? The clavicular? Was that

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his name?

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Yeah, the... The.

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Guy who hits himself in the face with a hammer?

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Yeah, yeah.

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You make hip.

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You make his advice look better. Yeah.

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This guy makes clavicular look like a freaking genius.

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I want to see what he looks like in another

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250 days. Yeah.

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You know, it's also scary to think about when you

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go back in history, right? To the man who invented

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the internet, Al Gore. I wonder if he sits back

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and dooms Skrull I wonder if the inventor of the

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internet doom scrolls the internet the way we do and thinks,

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Oh no, what have I done? Because on one, on

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one stroke of the thumb, he might see clavicular, the

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look smacks or smacking himself with a hammer to be

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more handsome. And the next swipe of his thumb is

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this holistic influencer drinking irradiated water from a carcinogenic jug

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from the 1920s saying, This is the best thing ever.

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The government doesn't want you to know about this awesome

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radium water. And he must put the phone down and

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then just think, what have I done? That's the internet,

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the 21st century. I just, oh, God damn it. And

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people believe it. And people believe it.

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And I get that. the government has not always been

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forthcoming and a lot of things, but there are some

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things I feel like, again, there is ample body of evidence,

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not just from the U.S., globally. I invite you to

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go look at Japan, Hiroshima. There is, there is.

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If anyone knows about radioactive water. Yeah.

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Yeah. Chernobyl. There is a good bedrock foundation of evidence

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that says radioactivity, bad.

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Like this is the kind of guy that would go

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to an oil spill and then be like, look at

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all this nutrient rich water. And the animals love it.

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They're swimming around and having a great time.

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Yes, this is the dip that goes out there. Because

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the oil does come from the ground.

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Yeah. It's 100% natural.

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And he's going, they're bathing all over. Look, it's so

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good for you.

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My skin has never been so soft.

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Uh-huh.

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Botox bad, oil good.

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All natural.

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It is all natural. The ducks and the seals really

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seem to be enjoying their oil baths. I mean, who

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are we to question Mother Nature here? Let's clearly jump

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in with them.

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Exxon does not want you to know about this.

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No, they don't, but then Exxon's like, All right, fine.

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Let him do it. Exxon would be like, oh, you

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discovered oil somewhere?

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Hand that over.

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Yeah. We'll take it from here.

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That's right.

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You little jerk.

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Oh, I got to see what else this idiot says.

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It's because like we said in the book, Modern Rejuvenation

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Methods by Charles Evan Morris and MD, they were healing

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every single ailment with radium water. And the only way

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to have a medical system which makes trillions of dollars

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off the people, right, is to get rid of a solution.

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And you find hot spring water or radium water all

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throughout the world. You find the Europeans, you find the Japanese,

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you find the Russians, you find Southern Americans, you find

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all the different cultures all over the world bathing in

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hot springs on a regular basis so.

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That they can heal.

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It's only until the radium girls, the burlesque show, right,

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And then an alleged guy who his jaw fell off,

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even though it was not even him in the picture,

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was radium water attacked. That's what they do, right? These

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Rothschild medical system always attack the solution. And the most

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fascinating thing that I learned about radium water is that

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it pulls the vaccine toxicity out of the body and

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also is a solution to EMF sensitivity because it's the

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opposite spectrum of all the microwaves that they keep selling

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the people.

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So do you see why they went after it?

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If you're going to roll out microwaves and give them

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to the people, radios, Wi-Fi, Bluetooth, Alexa, smart meters, 5G,

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cell phone towers, that whole thing, well, then you don't

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want people to have the solutions later on in the road.

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You just want them to be in your medical system.

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So that's why they went after that. And then vaccines

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have been poisoning the people since 1626. So if people

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had a solution to pulling all those heavy metals out.

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Of their body, radios.

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There's a whole lot of stupidity in there to unpack,

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and I don't know if I have the energy for it. Technically,

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he is right. Vaccines have been poisoning us. in that

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they're poisoning us to protect us against the bad things.

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It's like whenever someone says, when they're like, oh, vaccine's bad.

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We don't even have polio anymore. We don't need vaccines.

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It's like, do you not hear yourself? The reason why

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we don't have the polio anymore is because of the vaccine.

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This is one of those things, especially... The COVID vaccine

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really made people... It gave... I understand there are problems

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with it. It gave... But it doesn't mean all vaccines

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were bad. Polio, measles, mumps, chickenpox. All the... There's a

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lot of things.

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They're good that we eradicated. Yeah, he.

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He looked like just a loon the first part of

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that video. But then he goes into just complete dipshit

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mode of burlesque girls. Yeah, there was the guy I

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talked about with his jaw falling off. Yeah, because one

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of the things Radiant Water does is it depletes bone density.

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And so, yeah, your bones kind of fall apart. Again,

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he just seems like a snake hole salesman. That's exactly

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what it is. I want to see him in another

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250 days.

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I'm going to laugh if his jaw falls off.

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And I love how he's also one of these nuts

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who's talking about, uh, uh, you know, the, the EMF

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stuff and 5g and cell towers and things as he's

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recording the video on a 5g network on a cell phone.

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Right. And if, if that was a thing, we'd all

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be having problems, but yeah, that's a radium water. Good.

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Got radium? Yeah.

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I hope his jaw falls off in his next video.

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That will be a video for the ages.

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Yeah.

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I'm going to say some scary words, Daniel. Super El Nino.

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And the effect that is going to have on weather,

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especially in the North Texas area. You know, You're right.

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And we just are officially in going into the super

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El Nino. The reason why is because it's warmer than

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a regular El Nino. And it does prelude that we

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will have a wetter, higher rain percentage than a normal year,

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or shall we say on El Nino.

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So there are.

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Some differences, speculations, nothing is set in stone. This is

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not a guarantee that we're going to have a deluge

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of water. for the next year. I mean, that's just

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not what it means. Scientific data says, hey, we might

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have a wetter than normal.

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We could have more storms. It could be just a

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lot of rain. We all need to go out and

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build arcs. I don't know. But I mean, be prepared.

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Back inside the Treehouse now. I'm Dan. He's Trey. Today

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is Tuesday, October 6th, 2026. Let's celebrate today with some birthdays.

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Turning 22 today. LeBron James. LeBron James boy. And fellow

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NBA player. I stopped short of saying superstar, but....

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Yeah, I don't think we could call him that.

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Nepo baby NBA player, Bronny James, is 22 today. I

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have watched so little professional basketball in recent years. not

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only because of the catastrophic Luka trade, but also just

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in general, because I don't like the modern NBA. You know,

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it's like, there's very little defense and it's just, it's

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just not the basketball I grew up with. I feel

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like I peaked as an NBA fan when the Mavs

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won the title in 2011. I can die a happy

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man when it comes to professional basketball. I, yeah, I,

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I am a fairweather fan.

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Basketball fan. If the Mavs get past the first round

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of the playoffs, I become interested. Otherwise, and I don't

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have any connection. I actually would watch the Mavs back

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in the day because not only, I mean, I would

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see Dirk and Nash, whatever, at the Loon, but I

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don't know. I had a connection with those guys in

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that team. Maybe it was age. I don't know. But yeah,

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I have.

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I seldom will ever– if I watch basketball, chances are

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it's just because it's on somewhere.

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Yeah, it's not like you're at home turning the game

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on specifically to watch it. I have noticed, though, that

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my waning interest in the NBA coincides with the surge

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in popularity of James Harden. The more popular he became

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as an NBA player, the less I watched NBA basketball.

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And it wasn't only because of him, but he's the

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poster child of the modern NBA that I do not like.

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I actually think it's gotten better. He's a talented player,

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but there's next to no defense. And he's a flopper.

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And I hate flopping. I can't stand it. I can't

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stand that. Yeah.

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I think the NBA's gotten a little bit better. At

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his peak, you are absolutely correct. Because I forgot. I mean,

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he went to the... He shot free throws at... I mean,

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just the quantity that he shot. But it was just in.

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It just showed... It was exactly what the NBA I hated.

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It was just stupid foul, stupid foul, stupid foul. You know,

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it's like they can touch each other and it's not

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a foul. Right. Especially that... that three point, you know,

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just leaning into the guy because he's jumping at you

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trying to block the shot that, uh, although Dirk used

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that quite effectively. So I can't bitch about that too much.

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He did. He didn't cry about it though. The way James,

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like he would use it to his advantage. Like he,

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like when Dirk did it, he would like lean into

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the guy and hit him. He wasn't necessarily doing it

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to draw a foul. If the referee wanted to call

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a foul, that's the referee's thing. He would just use

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it to get separation to get his shot off. James

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Harden would do it, get the shot off, and then

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flop around like he's Blankman getting the crap slapped out

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of him, you know, in an alleyway.

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And it's just, I just, blech.

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Anyway, Bronny James is 22 today. Also, another athlete birthday.

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Trevor Lawrence, quarterback of the Jacksonville Jaguars, is 27. Beautiful hair.

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Beautiful hair and just. I don't know if anyone can

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still tell you whether he's good or not. Yeah, he

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shows flashes of brilliance, but he plays for such a

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crappy team. I don't know. Yeah.

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To me, he's a great example of. A lot of

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times the greatest quarterbacks in NFL history just get lucky.

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Because they were drafted into a really good situation, like

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a good organization, a good coach, good assistant coaches and

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coordinators and things. There's a lot of luck involved, right?

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You still have to be crazy talented, and I think

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he is. I mean, you're talking about as far as

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physical talents. He's got them all.

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Mm-hmm.

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On paper, he should be a great quarterback, but we'll

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never know because you're right. He's with such a crap organization.

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We don't know how good he actually is.

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Well, and I think you may end up in a,

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in a Matt Stafford type situation that after a while,

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he does go to a good team. And then, then

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you may see that, you know, he actually is a

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really good quarterback and he's a super bowl caliber quarterback

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or not. I don't, I don't know. That's it. And

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you know, he's also, I forgot they've had, he's been

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with Jacksonville six years and I think they've had, they're

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on their third coach. You know, it's, I mean, he's just,

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that's a shit show that just no one cares about.

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Right. Uh, other birthdays today. Uh, let's see here. Ooh,

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this is a good one. Uh, Ian Grafood is, is

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53 today. He is the first of the fantastic four, uh,

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Reed Richards, uh, He was the one opposite Jessica Alba

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as Stretch Armstrong there. He was also in Titanic and

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also Horatio Hornblower. But yeah, I recognize him mainly from

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the first two Fantastic Four movies with Chris Evans, Jessica Alba,

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and him. And then we've also got Tony Dungy, speaking

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of Super Bowls. Tony Dungy, Pro Football Hall of Fame coach,

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is 71 today. But I think you'll agree with me, Trey,

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when I say the ultimate birthday of today, turning 63,

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Elizabeth Shue.

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Wow.

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Mm-hmm.

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69.

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It doesn't seem right, does it?

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You know what?

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I'm going to throw this at you, and this is

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crazy to me because I saw this online a few

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weeks ago because in Tobey Maguire's Spider-Man movies, right? His

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Aunt May is like 60, right?

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Mm-hmm.

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And you remember what she looked like, like white hair

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old lady. She's like in her 60s or 60 in

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that movie. Tom Holland's Aunt May, Marissa Tomei, is also

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supposed to be like the same age, but looks wildly different.

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Same thing. Elizabeth Shue is 63 years old. Doesn't look

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anything like some old lady that we would expect to

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see in Cocoon or anything. Yeah, I mean, that's... generation

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to generation we are a we are we are aging

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really really well.

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Oh yeah i mean i now that i think about

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it i just went back and looked i mean cocktail

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was 1985 and yeah so let's see i was 11

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then yes you so she's 10 11 yeah That's right.

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It's just... God.

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I mean, she was in Cocktail, Karate Kid, and Adventures

467
00:30:09.740 --> 00:30:16.339
in Babysitter. Elizabeth Shue, 63. And then our worlds got really,

468
00:30:16.420 --> 00:30:20.420
really weird when we watched her nursing a grown man

469
00:30:20.559 --> 00:30:22.500
in a superhero outfit in The Boys.

470
00:30:22.720 --> 00:30:23.099
Yeah.

471
00:30:25.109 --> 00:30:31.579
I was not prepared for that. No. So happy birthday

472
00:30:31.640 --> 00:30:38.220
to Elizabeth Shue. She is 63 today. This is easily

473
00:30:38.460 --> 00:30:41.690
one of the craziest stories I have seen in a while.

474
00:30:42.170 --> 00:30:43.769
And I have you to thank for it, as I

475
00:30:43.829 --> 00:30:57.829
typically do, Trey. A Florida TikToker who calls himself a demonologist.

476
00:31:01.250 --> 00:31:05.349
has been arrested after allegedly posting women's data online and

477
00:31:05.390 --> 00:31:12.210
claiming he's able to track their whereabouts. And it gives

478
00:31:12.309 --> 00:31:19.019
us a mugshot for the agent. I don't know if

479
00:31:19.119 --> 00:31:21.619
I was to go into my chat GPT and say, hey,

480
00:31:22.359 --> 00:31:25.720
create a photo of a Florida man who claims to

481
00:31:25.759 --> 00:31:29.460
be a demonologist mugshot. I don't think I don't think

482
00:31:29.519 --> 00:31:32.279
Chad GPT would come near something this demented.

483
00:31:33.259 --> 00:31:39.920
No, that's, I mean, the tattoo work on his face,

484
00:31:40.279 --> 00:31:44.130
that is, uh, you have three upside down crosses. Um,

485
00:31:47.670 --> 00:31:52.450
the lips, the lips. I, I can't tell it. Does

486
00:31:52.490 --> 00:31:56.210
he actually have a mustache or is that tattooed in?

487
00:31:56.269 --> 00:31:59.400
Cause it, it kind of, Oh, You know what? You're right.

488
00:31:59.420 --> 00:32:02.500
It could just be a stringy mustache, not tattoo work.

489
00:32:03.640 --> 00:32:10.660
I can't tell. You can... He has a little... I

490
00:32:10.720 --> 00:32:13.299
think that's skin showing on his neck, but....

491
00:32:14.509 --> 00:32:16.650
It's a little bit, but I mean, he has taken

492
00:32:16.829 --> 00:32:21.509
all the sensitive spots and gotten tattooed on there. Around

493
00:32:21.549 --> 00:32:24.690
the lips, down the front of his throat, across the

494
00:32:24.849 --> 00:32:29.009
Adam's apple. Around his eyes. His lower ear... I'm getting there.

495
00:32:29.289 --> 00:32:34.369
His lower earlobes are tattooed. And then around his eyes,

496
00:32:34.589 --> 00:32:38.529
I can't imagine the pain where it's basically tattooed eyeliner

497
00:32:38.670 --> 00:32:43.430
on this guy. Oh, no, no, no, no. The only

498
00:32:43.490 --> 00:32:45.410
way to get work like that done on me, you

499
00:32:45.450 --> 00:32:47.099
would have to knock me out completely.

500
00:32:48.000 --> 00:32:51.920
But the tattooed eyeliner, not the classy kind, the whorish kind.

501
00:33:00.049 --> 00:33:05.529
Yeah, you're right. There's nothing classy about that whatsoever. Oh, man. Yeah,

502
00:33:05.569 --> 00:33:08.309
so a Florida TikTok creator who describes himself as a

503
00:33:08.349 --> 00:33:13.230
demonologist and gray hat hacker back in jail after allegedly

504
00:33:13.289 --> 00:33:17.289
posting women's private information and claiming he could track their

505
00:33:17.349 --> 00:33:21.789
whereabouts through their phones. His name is Mark Stephen Asiya.

506
00:33:21.910 --> 00:33:24.349
He's 36 years old of Port St. Lucie, was booked

507
00:33:24.369 --> 00:33:27.160
into the St. Lucie County Jail September 30th. on a

508
00:33:27.240 --> 00:33:32.980
felony charge of offense against computer users. His bond is

509
00:33:33.079 --> 00:33:37.529
set at $ 35, 000. The arrest reopened a case that had

510
00:33:37.549 --> 00:33:40.390
been closed earlier. He was initially arrested in April on

511
00:33:40.470 --> 00:33:45.470
stalking and computer-related allegations. Prosecutors dismissed those in May. Then

512
00:33:45.509 --> 00:33:49.799
a computer access charge was filed in September. And that's

513
00:33:49.839 --> 00:33:52.740
when we get his new mugshot. And he was booked

514
00:33:52.779 --> 00:33:58.319
into jail on offense against computer users after prosecutors reopened

515
00:33:58.460 --> 00:34:01.579
the case. According to the affidavit, two women told investigators

516
00:34:01.900 --> 00:34:04.359
he shared their private information in TikTok posts. One of

517
00:34:04.380 --> 00:34:07.279
the women had previously relied on him for computer assistance.

518
00:34:07.799 --> 00:34:09.420
You know what? I know we're not supposed to judge

519
00:34:09.460 --> 00:34:14.849
a book by its cover, but if you, I say

520
00:34:14.869 --> 00:34:19.750
we're not supposed to, but if I show up to

521
00:34:19.789 --> 00:34:22.570
get some computer work done and the guy who's going

522
00:34:22.590 --> 00:34:26.030
to do it has three upside down crosses tattooed to

523
00:34:26.639 --> 00:34:29.820
across his forehead and his face tatted up like crazy.

524
00:34:30.380 --> 00:34:32.510
I'm not going to give him my stuff to work on.

525
00:34:33.610 --> 00:34:37.489
Yeah. Oh, I, I, I probably trust the guy with

526
00:34:37.849 --> 00:34:41.489
the radium water jug first.

527
00:34:41.750 --> 00:34:44.750
How sad is that? All right. On your left, you

528
00:34:44.809 --> 00:34:49.059
have radium drinker and on your right, a man who

529
00:34:49.219 --> 00:34:54.659
fixes computers, but also is a Florida demonologist. You know what?

530
00:34:54.679 --> 00:34:56.300
Give me the cancer water guy. Yeah.

531
00:34:56.980 --> 00:35:00.260
Radium water, if you wanted to wipe your hard drive,

532
00:35:00.300 --> 00:35:03.400
there you go. That probably might be the trick.

533
00:35:05.139 --> 00:35:13.190
These two should have a joint office. Back inside the Treehouse,

534
00:35:13.329 --> 00:35:16.789
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535
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546
00:35:52.230 --> 00:35:53.570
Like I said, back inside the tree house.

547
00:35:53.730 --> 00:35:54.190
I'm Dan.

548
00:35:54.269 --> 00:35:59.780
He's Trey. I love these. I really, really love these.

549
00:36:00.510 --> 00:36:02.670
And I'm going to share this one with you now.

550
00:36:04.070 --> 00:36:06.570
Am I the a-hole for changing the Wi-Fi name and

551
00:36:06.630 --> 00:36:08.969
password so my neighbors can't use it anymore?

552
00:36:11.190 --> 00:36:11.429
No.

553
00:36:11.889 --> 00:36:20.320
No. Kick the freeloaders off. Jesus. Why is this such a...

554
00:36:21.530 --> 00:36:24.289
the reason why I love these is because sometimes I

555
00:36:24.369 --> 00:36:27.170
wonder why people struggle with, with stuff that seems to

556
00:36:27.210 --> 00:36:30.550
be so obvious to me. Why, why, why, why, why

557
00:36:30.590 --> 00:36:33.349
should you allow people to take advantage of your kindness?

558
00:36:38.289 --> 00:36:40.989
This one, because this isn't the first time we've seen

559
00:36:41.050 --> 00:36:44.449
this story. It, and it seems to become more and

560
00:36:44.469 --> 00:36:47.179
more common now why you would have a wifi network

561
00:36:48.579 --> 00:36:53.159
unprotected that's on, I kind of feel on you, uh,

562
00:36:53.340 --> 00:36:56.500
or if you, if you gave your password out to somebody,

563
00:36:57.039 --> 00:36:59.710
but yeah, why you think you would be an entitled

564
00:37:00.250 --> 00:37:03.670
to free wifi that someone else is paying for is,

565
00:37:05.090 --> 00:37:05.849
is beyond me.

566
00:37:07.809 --> 00:37:11.219
Uh, so, uh, this, this girl says I'm 26 years old,

567
00:37:11.300 --> 00:37:13.860
living in a complex, uh, living in an apartment with

568
00:37:13.900 --> 00:37:16.500
my 29 year old fiancee. Been here for three years,

569
00:37:16.699 --> 00:37:21.340
everything's been great. Unfortunately, our internet started failing, so we

570
00:37:21.360 --> 00:37:23.650
had to upgrade our plan. After the upgrade, we had

571
00:37:23.670 --> 00:37:26.409
to get a new password because it was required whenever

572
00:37:26.449 --> 00:37:31.030
you upgraded. That's when my 50-year-old male neighbor asked if

573
00:37:31.090 --> 00:37:33.849
we could start sharing the internet and split the cost.

574
00:37:34.090 --> 00:37:36.829
I agreed because there were three people, there were two

575
00:37:36.869 --> 00:37:39.429
of us, so I thought it was fair. First and

576
00:37:39.469 --> 00:37:41.960
second month, they paid on time. After that, they started

577
00:37:42.000 --> 00:37:44.019
paying on and off, but I didn't really mind because

578
00:37:44.039 --> 00:37:46.860
the internet wasn't that good anyway. After about six months

579
00:37:46.900 --> 00:37:50.860
of constant internet problems and basically no improvement in the connection,

580
00:37:51.079 --> 00:37:53.610
I changed providers to a better and more expensive one.

581
00:37:54.090 --> 00:37:56.510
As soon as the old internet was disconnected, I received

582
00:37:56.570 --> 00:37:59.730
a text from my neighbor's 20-year-old daughter saying, Hi, hope

583
00:37:59.750 --> 00:38:01.489
all is well. This is your next door neighbor. Just

584
00:38:01.510 --> 00:38:03.570
wanted to ask if everything's okay with the Wi-Fi. I

585
00:38:03.610 --> 00:38:05.550
see it's not shown up or it's been changed for

586
00:38:05.789 --> 00:38:08.610
quite some time. Maybe my dad misunderstood you and there

587
00:38:08.650 --> 00:38:12.489
was a mishap with the communication regarding the payment. Blah, blah, blah, blah, blah. Anyway,

588
00:38:12.530 --> 00:38:15.230
hope you're doing well. Can I have access to the Wi-Fi?

589
00:38:18.110 --> 00:38:20.469
So the lady says on October 1st, changed the Wi-Fi

590
00:38:20.489 --> 00:38:23.269
name and password, disconnected their phones and devices. Two months,

591
00:38:23.710 --> 00:38:27.010
I'm sorry, two hours later, the 50-year-old neighbor came to

592
00:38:27.050 --> 00:38:29.210
my door with his wallet in his hand asking how

593
00:38:29.269 --> 00:38:30.909
much they owed and whether they could pay me right

594
00:38:30.949 --> 00:38:36.530
then because the Internet wasn't working. This is so convoluted.

595
00:38:38.280 --> 00:38:40.639
She said she replied, yeah, I know. We haven't paid

596
00:38:40.659 --> 00:38:42.559
it yet, so the provider shut it down. I'll let

597
00:38:42.599 --> 00:38:44.880
you know how much you owe. It's now been two days,

598
00:38:44.920 --> 00:38:46.659
and I haven't gotten back to him. Honestly, I don't

599
00:38:46.719 --> 00:38:48.639
intend to. If they had been honest and said, look,

600
00:38:48.679 --> 00:38:50.780
we can't afford it right now, but we really need

601
00:38:50.820 --> 00:38:52.719
the internet, that would be one thing. What pisses me

602
00:38:52.800 --> 00:38:55.539
off is that we had a verbal slash written agreement,

603
00:38:55.599 --> 00:38:58.039
and they simply didn't honor it. Okay, there's a difference

604
00:38:58.059 --> 00:39:01.110
between verbal and written there. They're not really interchangeable the

605
00:39:01.139 --> 00:39:01.860
way she writes it.

606
00:39:02.550 --> 00:39:11.840
Right. But... At a certain point, especially, I mean, it's

607
00:39:11.860 --> 00:39:16.550
kind of her fault, kind of.

608
00:39:16.610 --> 00:39:18.130
You left the door open a little bit.

609
00:39:19.230 --> 00:39:21.710
The first time they didn't pay and you didn't go, hey,

610
00:39:23.050 --> 00:39:30.719
what's up? You know, or, or change the name of the, of,

611
00:39:30.960 --> 00:39:34.300
of the wifi network to, you know, Hey, you owe

612
00:39:34.320 --> 00:39:34.679
me money.

613
00:39:34.699 --> 00:39:37.800
Yeah, exactly.

614
00:39:39.110 --> 00:39:41.789
And then if they don't pay again, Hey, your last chance.

615
00:39:44.710 --> 00:39:46.550
And then finally, fuck you get your own.

616
00:39:46.570 --> 00:39:47.610
Yeah.

617
00:39:49.449 --> 00:39:50.769
That's the ultimate wifi name.

618
00:39:52.630 --> 00:40:00.590
I mean, that's, I just, it's, I don't know. It's

619
00:40:00.630 --> 00:40:06.530
mind boggling to me because although I, I do the,

620
00:40:06.630 --> 00:40:09.250
the most risque crap I do on the internet is

621
00:40:09.429 --> 00:40:10.769
research for this show.

622
00:40:11.429 --> 00:40:15.110
Amen brother. All the weirdest stuff that I look up,

623
00:40:15.199 --> 00:40:18.179
it's for show content research purposes.

624
00:40:18.630 --> 00:40:25.019
Sadly, links people have sent us, but so I, I,

625
00:40:25.880 --> 00:40:28.739
not like I have anything to hide, but I also,

626
00:40:29.860 --> 00:40:33.130
I wouldn't trust, you know, it would be my luck

627
00:40:33.389 --> 00:40:36.070
that if I shared my wifi network with somebody, they

628
00:40:36.090 --> 00:40:38.449
would be doing some really illegal shit and it would

629
00:40:38.469 --> 00:40:39.179
come back to me.

630
00:40:39.199 --> 00:40:39.269
Yup.

631
00:40:39.989 --> 00:40:40.239
Yup.

632
00:40:42.699 --> 00:40:46.300
Uh, I do know that with some experience in that arena,

633
00:40:46.360 --> 00:40:49.710
that if it's not you doing the thing, you're, you're

634
00:40:49.750 --> 00:40:53.190
probably going to be okay. Um, uh, and they can

635
00:40:53.230 --> 00:40:53.909
tell the difference.

636
00:40:54.889 --> 00:40:57.130
Um, but yeah, I mean, not to even just be

637
00:40:57.690 --> 00:41:00.159
that closely associated brother.

638
00:41:00.199 --> 00:41:03.119
I'm with you. Um, but I will say that I

639
00:41:03.139 --> 00:41:05.380
remember back, back in the day when I first started

640
00:41:05.739 --> 00:41:08.619
doing radio and started working on, you know, RMS. the

641
00:41:08.639 --> 00:41:11.039
things that I was beginning to research, I was like,

642
00:41:11.079 --> 00:41:14.199
this stuff's not normal. And my search history, this is

643
00:41:14.260 --> 00:41:17.190
back still kind of early-ish days of internet still, right?

644
00:41:17.210 --> 00:41:20.190
I mean, YouTube was barely big back then and it

645
00:41:20.210 --> 00:41:23.750
was still growing. So the idea of our, you know,

646
00:41:23.929 --> 00:41:27.909
search history following us was still kind of a new thought.

647
00:41:28.050 --> 00:41:29.550
And then after a while I was like, you know,

648
00:41:29.610 --> 00:41:32.369
I'm just going to own it. Yeah. I look up

649
00:41:32.409 --> 00:41:35.809
some weird stuff, but it's all work related. Mm-hmm.

650
00:41:37.860 --> 00:41:39.039
And even if it's not, I'm going to tell you

651
00:41:39.099 --> 00:41:39.840
it's work-related.

652
00:41:40.460 --> 00:41:44.579
You got that right. Sir, did you look?

653
00:41:44.619 --> 00:41:44.880
Work.

654
00:41:45.559 --> 00:41:49.800
Okay, but what about also work? Totally researched that. Yep,

655
00:41:49.860 --> 00:41:54.610
that's what I did. I am not into two girls,

656
00:41:54.730 --> 00:41:59.510
one cup. No. Or the sequel. Or a bunch of

657
00:41:59.550 --> 00:42:02.409
other nasty stuff that I have unfortunately seen online that

658
00:42:02.429 --> 00:42:03.590
was all for work purposes.

659
00:42:05.239 --> 00:42:06.909
Yeah, our boss is, though. You can go talk to him.

660
00:42:09.010 --> 00:42:12.190
Yeah, he did it. It was all him. Yo, dig

661
00:42:12.230 --> 00:42:16.010
him up. He's in Garland. I'll let you ask him

662
00:42:16.050 --> 00:42:22.190
about the internet searches. All right, I think this may

663
00:42:22.250 --> 00:42:26.219
be an extreme, but yet still very relatable situation. Are

664
00:42:26.239 --> 00:42:26.800
you ready, Trey?

665
00:42:27.469 --> 00:42:27.719
I am.

666
00:42:29.519 --> 00:42:34.599
A motorcyclist was caught going three times over the speed

667
00:42:34.679 --> 00:42:38.510
limit To get to McDonald's in time for breakfast.

668
00:42:46.690 --> 00:42:51.530
I get it. In my mind, I'm trying to go, okay, well,

669
00:42:52.599 --> 00:42:57.179
if it was 30, yeah, it's still 90. No, okay, that's, yeah. No, I.

670
00:43:00.579 --> 00:43:07.449
Yeah, McDonald's, I... You know, a good sausage McMuffin, I

671
00:43:07.469 --> 00:43:15.780
understand they're tasty, but that might be a little much. Double? Okay.

672
00:43:17.280 --> 00:43:19.500
Double, but you get it three times too much. A

673
00:43:19.539 --> 00:43:22.559
Virginia motorcyclist was on a very important mission. Get to

674
00:43:22.599 --> 00:43:26.440
McDonald's before it stopped serving breakfast. Police say the rider

675
00:43:26.500 --> 00:43:29.659
was clocked doing 72 in a 25 mile per hour zone.

676
00:43:33.110 --> 00:43:35.869
When asked why he was speeding, he told the officer

677
00:43:35.909 --> 00:43:40.309
he'd overslept and was racing to catch breakfast. Instead of

678
00:43:40.349 --> 00:43:43.469
a McMuffin, though, he got a reckless driving ticket. The

679
00:43:43.550 --> 00:43:47.050
officer reminded him that at 72 miles per hour, if

680
00:43:47.139 --> 00:43:50.780
something goes wrong, he's not just missing breakfast. He's going

681
00:43:50.800 --> 00:43:53.559
to miss lunch and dinner, too, because he'd be dead.

682
00:43:55.380 --> 00:43:59.659
The Manassas, Virginia police reminded everyone online that no hash

683
00:43:59.699 --> 00:44:02.760
brown is worth becoming a traffic statistic.

684
00:44:06.559 --> 00:44:06.940
I get it.

685
00:44:09.920 --> 00:44:12.679
Sometimes when you're really, really hungry and you had your

686
00:44:12.719 --> 00:44:14.760
mind set on something, you got to get there by

687
00:44:14.780 --> 00:44:19.110
a certain time. I get it. It's a weird realization

688
00:44:19.139 --> 00:44:21.550
in life when you go back and you watch Michael

689
00:44:21.590 --> 00:44:25.329
Douglas in the classic film Falling Down. And when they

690
00:44:25.369 --> 00:44:32.090
won't serve him breakfast because it's past time. you completely

691
00:44:32.170 --> 00:44:35.170
understand why he pulls out an Uzi and threatens everybody.

692
00:44:36.090 --> 00:44:36.329
Yeah.

693
00:44:38.789 --> 00:44:40.650
When you're a kid, you're like, oh my God, this

694
00:44:40.690 --> 00:44:44.989
man is certifiably insane. But then you reach the same

695
00:44:45.110 --> 00:44:46.349
age and you're like, brother, I get it.

696
00:44:51.250 --> 00:44:53.690
I don't know if breakfast has ever brought that out

697
00:44:53.750 --> 00:45:00.039
in me. I mean, McDonald's, no. A taquito? I might

698
00:45:00.079 --> 00:45:04.769
go double. But let me say this. This is where

699
00:45:04.789 --> 00:45:08.469
I can honestly say that I might do something this

700
00:45:08.489 --> 00:45:11.570
stupid back in the day. Back in my drinking days,

701
00:45:12.809 --> 00:45:17.309
if it was Saturday at 8.50, and you realized you

702
00:45:17.349 --> 00:45:21.130
didn't have any booze for Sunday, and you had to

703
00:45:21.170 --> 00:45:22.340
get there by 9 o'clock.

704
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You're going to think the DeLorean just left here. Somehow

705
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I knew we would take missing the breakfast cutoff and

706
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end up at Seagulls before 9 p.m. on Saturday. Thank

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you for hanging out with us here inside the treehouse.

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If you loved what you heard here today, be sure

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to share it with everyone you know from your favorite

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listening platform. Hit that share button. And together, let's grow

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the Treehouse Show. We'll see you next time right here

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inside the Treehouse.