Nov. 29, 2024

Really, Really Good BEST OF for Black Friday | Friday November 29, 2024

Really, Really Good BEST OF for Black Friday | Friday November 29, 2024

Today in the Treehouse we revisit some classics: Handsy Uber Driver, Pornhub Pulls Out of Texas, The Eclipse with Mariel Ruiz and Conspiracies with Alex Jones, 30 Year Penis Smegma, Trey Murdered Dan, Treehouse 911 calls, and Scrabble with friends!...

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Today in the Treehouse we revisit some classics: Handsy Uber Driver, Pornhub Pulls Out of Texas, The Eclipse with Mariel Ruiz and Conspiracies with Alex Jones, 30 Year Penis Smegma, Trey Murdered Dan, Treehouse 911 calls, and Scrabble with friends!


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Stoom and.

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This might be one of the stupidest stories we've come

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across in quite some time. And that's saying a lot

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for us.

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I was about to say, those are very very strong words.

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Court documents revealed that a Anderson woman's Uber ride to

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the pharmacy started off strange when her driver asked her

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to drive instead of him going along with it. The

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situation worsened when he reportedly began to fondle her from

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the back seat. Okay and now, a thirty year old

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Indianapolis man is charged with one count of sexual battery

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along with the misdemeanor count of battery. According to documents,

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the woman ordered an Uber because she needed to head

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to CBS and pick up her medication. The woman said

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her Uber ride started bizarrely straight off the bat when

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the man, who was reportedly deaf and has an intellectual disability,

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handed the woman his phone with a message on it

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asking her to drive. The woman told police she knew

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it was odd and not allowed by Uber, but she

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decided I did to go along with it because she

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really needed to get to the pharmacy and didn't want

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to wait around for another Uber driver as there are

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few of them. In Anderson, Indiana Now. While driving to CVS,

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the man reportedly kept trying to show her messages on

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her phone. Some of the messages were inappropriate, so just

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telling her the size of his penis and seemingly asking

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for a hand job. M I like to point out,

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this is the first time of the history of my

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news director career that I've ever seen the word hand

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job in an actual news article. Yeah, the woman said.

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At one point, he reached his hand under her shirt

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and grabbed her breast, causing her to slap his hand

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away and nearly drive off the road. The woman said

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she kept showing the man her wedding ring, telling him

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she's married, but he only mouthed how much. According to

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court records, the woman how much? How much?

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How much?

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I don't know if he's asking her like how much

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to do this, or like how much? Are you married?

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I don't know.

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According to court wrecks, the woman decided to pretend she

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found his antics hilarious in order to trick him into

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letting her take a photograph of him, along with taking

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photographs of some of the messages he was showing her,

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including one that said how.

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To hand job In the end of ahead of their time.

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After after picking up her prescription, the man reportedly reached forward,

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daring the drive back to her home, and then groped

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her between the legs over the top of her pants.

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So okay, I'm.

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She tricked him into into getting all the evidence and

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then it was like, hey, can you drop me back off?

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After suffering the assault to CVS, she decided to let

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the assault her drive her back home.

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Huh uh.

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Shooter of herself back home?

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My bad?

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Right, Okay, this is okay, Yeah.

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It's getting weird, isn't it. Police Police later spoke to

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the man, who denied ever touching the woman and said

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he was respectful. He did admit to writing the the

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inappropriate messages, but claimed he was just joking around. The

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man's guardian, I'm going to say that again for the

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people in the back. The man's guardian told police he

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suffers from an intellectual disability, cerebral palsy and frontal lobe

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syndrome in addition to being deaf, and said the man

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doesn't always know right from wrong and thinks some things

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are funny that are not funny to normal people. That's

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her saying that, and he's an uber driver. Yeah, now

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in he Uber. Uber stated that the man has been

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removed from their platform, calling his allegations deeply disturbing. We

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take all reports of sexual misconduct very seriously, and the

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driver's access to the Uber platform as soon as it

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was reported to us. Despite the man having several disabilities

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that could potentially hinder his ability to safely drive, investigators

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did not mention the man having no driver's license or

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being suspended from driving.

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Oh my god, is Indiana or in India?

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Indiana?

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Okay, because this sounds very India, okay. So. Frontal lobe

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syndrome is a broad term used to describe the damage

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of higher functioning processes of the brain, such as motivation, planning,

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social behavior, and language and speech production.

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I know lots of people like that. Ironically enough, they're

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working radio speaking of Now. I know this is this

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might be a troubling situation for many people, especially if

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you've been an actual victim of assault. Yes, and we

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respect that. Don't want to make light of that. This

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particular situation we're going to make light of because it's

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it's a ridiculous story, because how often do you you're like, well,

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you know, yeah, my Uber driver attacked me, but there's

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only so many of them, so I let him let

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me drive us back to my house. To that end,

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not only did Trey find the news article about the

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wildest Uber ride in the history of Uber, but he

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also found the nine one one call that the woman placed.

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But keep in mind, way to change the voice to

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protect the identity of the woman who is accusing the

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Uber driver of fondling her.

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Anderson, what's your emergency? Oh my goodness, ma'am, are you okay?

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Are you safe right now? Sure? So he was reaching

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around while he was driving. That's so dangerous. He must

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have been terrified. Okay, tell me what happened well, Thorn

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and Uber. When I walked up to the door, he

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had me a note asking your by one driver. I'm sorry.

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Did you say your driver asked you to drive?

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Ye?

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And that didn't concern you? You know, it's ride share,

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not drive share. Mm hmm okay, so you're driving the

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luber to CBS. What happened next? He was typing me

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messages on his phone asking for things and and showing

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me things. Well, what kinds of things?

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Asked?

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Like a turn to punch bowl? No, he was showing

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me his we we asking me to play with it,

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and he was trying to feel my boobs. Ma'am. Did

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you say his wi weed? Yes, it was rather small.

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Oh okay, So what happened then?

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Well?

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I took some pictures with him when we got to CBS.

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Then I went inside. Okay, so you're at CBS. Okay,

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tell me which one and I'll have units there immediately. No,

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I'm not at TVA. So you had to run from

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this monster? Oh my goodness. Okay, tell me some landmarks

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and we'll find you. No, I'm a home. How did

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you get home? I drove his car. Wait, you got

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back in the car with him? If he got more

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aggressive on the way home. He even tried to put

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his fingers in me. Dirty blazes, you know what. I

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hope he's fish. Did you right in your hands? Seriously?

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Are you a parent? Shot?

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What?

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Okay?

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Serve and protect.

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Very much?

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I think that hold on, ma'am.

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All units shots fired, Officer in danger. Yeah, totally endangered.

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This woman I'm talking to has a gun. It is

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threatening everybody.

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Do you happen to work in radio? Why? I find

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What are the two of you have been doing now

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that the porn hubbits pulled out of Texas, picked up knitting, exercising,

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maybe found another porn site to.

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Frequent ex amster.

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Go on the hamster out. I saw a story the

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other day that, in addition to the lovely headline writing

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at KPRC in Houston, which said pornhub pulls out of Texas,

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but in their story they actually mentioned how pornhub is

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the second most popular porn website in the world. So

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naturally I had to google what's the number one? I

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really I thought, I assumed it was Pornhub. They're the

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one with you and everyone knows about. Turns out it's

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ex videos. If anyone is curious That's not the only

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tidbit of information that I'm going to offer you today.

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One of the.

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Interesting things to come out of this is now some

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people that may not have been as tech savvy before

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this was enacted are becoming so.

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In general, the most ingenious group you'll ever find. Give

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me a pot smoker and just give him some weed

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and tell him give him he's got to figure out

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a way to smoke it. They'll figure out a way.

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They'll find it, and they'll find an adult yeah, a

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toilet paper roll whatever. The group that I don't know,

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we've ever it's really ever been tested, but it may

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now the most ingenious group may end up being guys

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who want to spank it watch porn. Yeah, oh yeah,

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all of a sudden, Bubba you know knows about you know,

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VPNs and how to get around stuff.

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Is speaking of which VPN searches in the state of

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Texas have jumped by more than one seven and fifty

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percent since porn Hub left the state of Texas.

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In India, they've banned if they're trying to ban all

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porn on the Internet. So there's actual office that was created. Uh,

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and I just I can't imagine whose job it is

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is to search every porn site and then delete, like

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make it where you can't log into it from a computer.

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In India, so there's a there's a there's a whole

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office dedicated to banning all of the porn in the world.

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Imagine walking around India with that on your idea as

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a government employee.

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Yeah, can you imagine that. I mean that guy, that's

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his job, so he has to literally watch all day long.

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Like in the States, I guess the equivalent would be

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the FPI Federal Porn and Investigat. I mean, I don't know,

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it just seems ridiculous.

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Yeah, that's just I mean, at some point it just

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becomes too much porn. That guy's that guy's job is

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like god, every day.

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Well, that's just it. Like there was, like in addition

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to these the top VPNs I'll give you here in

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a second. I mean, there's there are porn sites. I've

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read a couple of news stories where people have said,

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I'm just going to this site. Now I'm like, I

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don't even heard of that site.

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Uh, It's just it's fascinating how different corners of the

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job it is like when you first at that job,

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we're like, Okay, here's what you have to watch porn

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all day long and then you have to tell us

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the site and then ban it. And we're like, when

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you get that job, it's like getting a job at

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a pizza place. You're like, oh, pizza every day, this

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is gonna be awesome. Like day four, you're like, f pizza,

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this is awful, Like I can't anymore. Yeah.

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But at the same time, I bet his middle finger

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to write click save is pretty worn out as well.

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He's just tired, like he's in those four days. He's

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got enough stuff saved up the last of my lifetime

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common to go on the black market and sell it out.

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I was about to write him a Dear John letter.

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Yeah, VP in searches in the state of Texas jumped

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by one thousand and seven hundred and fifty percent. I

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think that was within a day or two of born

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hub pulling out of Texas because of the legislation the state,

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which has New Age verification laws, meaning anyone who has

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a Texas IP is blocked from accessing the adult website

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Hornhubs said, and it's a notice. We've made the difficult

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decision to completely disable access to our site in Texas

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and doing so, we're complying with the law as we

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always do, but hope that governments around the world will

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implement laws that actually protect the safety and security of

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our users. Now because of this, searches for the best

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VPNs have skyrocketed. According to a slash Gear report sent

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to Mashable, searches for Texas VPN jump by one seven

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hundred and fifty percent.

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Yeah, and I'm sure like adult video stores, which I

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can't believe are still around, and you'll, you know, I

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do this drive like to Houston or to Austin, and

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you'll always see them on the side of the road.

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I'm like, who goes in there? And now I'm sure

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they were like when that law passed, Like I'm sure

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somebody went to work that day and was like, why

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are there all these people here?

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This is amazing?

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And like I could go to the adult theater and

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you're like, oh my god, look at all these people.

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So many of them I recognize as my legislators and pastor.

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There's never been a wait for the gloryhole.

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I'll serving number thirty two, serving number thirty two.

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You're just standing there with forty five.

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Oh, I can't find this listing on Rezie.

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Well Roger said that your mother said it like the

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necessities the mother of invention. And the next thing you

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know you actually do not only is RESI for restaurants,

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but also for the you know, the gloryholes. Yeah, an

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open table needs to change its name.

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How long does it does he put the schedule to

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last like four minutes? Yeah, and we need gas.

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Okay, it's a big dumb world and we're here to

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make fun.

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I just that's I mean, okay, like this this is

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a very America problem. No, it is like four minutes,

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we need gas.

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Not only that, but.

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I'll paint a scenario for you. Okay, your good luck

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on six thirty five LBJ. All right, So any for

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any any day day.

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I'm honest to god, if it's only that's a good day.

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So a clip starts, people are like, oh my gosh,

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let's get out of our car. Let's look straight up

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at it. Oh we're blind. Now, let's get back and drive.

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I don't think gas is your issue. I think insurance

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is your issue.

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I think living is your issue.

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For first responders, Are we needed not shell? Okay? Maybe clip?

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Maybe eclipses are Darwinian tools.

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Oh yeah, I think so.

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We're thinning out the bird on the eighth I'm good

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with that. Okay with that?

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And not only do we need to be told not

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to look at the eclipse and everything and to get

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gas ahead of time because some of us are going

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to treat it like a emergency types apocalypse type scenario.

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I don't know, but we need it explained to us

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like we're children, because most of us don't understand the

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science behind the eclipse. So this is where I'd like

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to introduce you to WFAA meteorologist Mariel Ruiz. And she

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I don't know if this was her idea or if

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she was tasked with being the low meteorologist on the

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Channel eight totem pole to explain to eclipse, explain to

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all of us.

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Can I ask you a question, Daniel, Have either one

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of y'all heard her before?

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This is my first.

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Time, No, raj I don't watch local news.

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She has the most cringey way of the way she

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talks about stuff, so I imagine, I I this is

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going to be very cringey.

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Just so, here is WA meteorologist Mariel Ruiz explaining to

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all of us the.

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Eclipse is coming to North Texas, and I'm going to

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break it down for you. This is what an eclipse is,

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at least a solar eclipse. Simply put, it's whenever the

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moon positions itself between the Earth and the Sun. And

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when this happens, it's going to cast a big shadow

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across the continental United States. Everyone in the States will

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see at least a partial eclipse.

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So is this what you're talking about, Trey?

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Huh, Yeah, it's really it's really this isn't even as

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grating as I've seen her. But yes, it's almost patronizing, and.

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It is patronizing, but it needs to be that's the thing.

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She's she's doing this because most people don't understand this

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stuff and they need to be spoken to like they're

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seven years old. So this is actually, I think a

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good thing so everyone can understand what's going to happen.

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Of course, the married man says.

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That I dare you sir?

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We can just exit out of the show. Now, I

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know that was great.

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The masses are generally stupid, so therefore we need to

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be talked to like we're, you know, children, in order

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to understand things. This should have Yeah, now that I'm

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saying it, Trey, it does sound early familiar to me

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explaining things to my wife and why I don't remember things,

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explain it to me.

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Like, yeah, this should also have a header that just

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says not for Asians. We understand how it's worth.

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Yeah, But this path here that I've drawn out, that's totality,

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meaning the Sun will be completely blocked by the moon.

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I'm going to zoom in here to North Texas. Here's

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where the total eclipse path will be, meaning areas in

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Fort Worth, Dallas, anywhere over towards Kaufman County will be

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in the total eclipse. That white line that you see there,

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that's the center of the shadow.

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Yeah, that's not just the penile vein.

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If you are outside of this yellow line, that means

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you'll witness a partial eclipse. And I've broken it down

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even more. The total solar eclipse time and totality, so

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time that the Sun will be completely covered at this point.

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Tray, I hear it. I'm just waiting for her to say,

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can all you kids say it with me? Totality and

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then all together we all repeat totality. Yeah, and that's good.

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And then she goes back to.

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Explaining the closer you are to the central line, the

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closer you'll be to four and a half minutes of darkness.

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I've broken it down even more. We'll notice totality between

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forty in the afternoon to one forty four in the afternoon.

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So four minutes about give take a minute.

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You can't give her to take a minute when you're

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dealing in minutes.

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Yes, other people were just between three and five minutes.

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It's four minutes give or take two minutes. No, that

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doesn't work.

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Clearly you're not one hundred percent on that totality thing.

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Also, I think Pete Delkis feels pretty confident that she's

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not going to be taking away his chief meteorologist status anytimes.

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This is so bad. This is when you know you're

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trying to fill content like this.

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No, I think this is good. This is what is

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my point. People need to be explained to, sometimes in

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the simplest forms possible.

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And then it got simpler, and then it got simpler again.

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I'm like, who is this for it? Like, no, she

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was like when she said give or take a minute,

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I just looked AT's face. I was like, yeah, we're

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about to say the same thing four minutes to give

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or take minute. No, that's not how that works. That's

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not how time works.

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I think she's been here like two years now, Like

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I obviously she tests well and like she people like this.

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I just know.

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Who's watching weekend Weather is that? Isn't she?

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The persons on She's on the mornings on the morning

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ship does Midday, she does the good morning Texas.

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Oh my Florida. That is You're so right, trade that

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is so hard. It's like listening to a kindergarten teacher.

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She's taken on a little bit of like a LaToya Jackson.

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Look.

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Oh, I was wondering who it was good call? Okay,

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I was like, who does she remind me of? Interesting?

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LaToya is good? All right? It could be LaToya could

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be mine. He's doing he's doing weather now.

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Hey Dan, Dan wearing your show prep notes? Did you

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get to this point?

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Oh, rampant misogyny? No, I don't write that down.

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No, you're listening to the Treehouse.

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of the side of the business also means you know,

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you're doing remodeling work underneath the roof inside the home

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as well. And you were telling me just recently that you,

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Daniel and Cook DFW Roofing and Restoration offer lifetime warranties

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on all your work.

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Yeah.

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Dan, that's something that we talked about for a while

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now and we decided to go ahead and just pull

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the trigger on it. We've had excellent reviews, we've had

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excellent referrals. People really love our work when they give

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us a chance, and we just want to put our

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money where our mouth is. And you know, that's the

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best way I can always say that is just back

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it up.

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Back it up.

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When I was growing up and I told somebody who's

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gonna kick their ass, you got to back it up. Well,

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now that I'm a grown man, and we're doing professional

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services on people's homes, and I tell them that they're

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never going to have a better experience. I'm backing it up.

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We're going to take care of your home because we

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want you to have that peace of mind knowing that

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that you don't have to worry about us not coming back.

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You can experience it for yourself and you can put

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your money where Daniel's mouth is and he'll honor it.

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As you just heard, even if he dies, he's still

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going to honor this stuff. I mean, that's that's that's

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some serious integrity and quality craftsmanship to have the confidence

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to be like, yeah, this is how we do things.

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So you give the man a call for that free

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This is the most disgusting thing I've ever read. A

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man from Taiwan rushed to the doctor after finding a

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stomach turning thirty years smegma build up in his penis.

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The patient was taking a shower when he felt pain

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in his genitals and bits of hardened dirt began to

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fall into the drain, mistaking them for kidney stones. He

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hurried to the urologist, and this was on March. This

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is on March fourteenth. The urologist peeled back the man's foreskin.

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But that was fun, and beheld the revolting accumulation of

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sickly yellow brown smegma. As the doctor cleaned up the

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calcified scales of dirt, oil, and dead skin, a foul

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odor began to fill the entire clinic, and the doctor

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made it a point to mention that no one seems

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to have told him the patient that the foreskin can

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be retracted, you know, to expose the entire glands to

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be cleaned. He even added, the doctor said he actually

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sees patients with excessive smegma build up around every two years.

477
00:28:41.880 --> 00:28:45.960
Oh my god, I mean, how.

478
00:28:48.839 --> 00:28:52.160
Like this guy must have had like a two foot crank,

479
00:28:52.640 --> 00:28:55.440
because it sounds like it sounds like the doctor peeled

480
00:28:55.440 --> 00:28:57.079
back the force in in quatto came out.

481
00:29:04.119 --> 00:29:06.559
He found he found the mars resistance inside this man's

482
00:29:06.599 --> 00:29:12.160
first him, I think at that point, even I would

483
00:29:12.160 --> 00:29:16.480
be screaming get to the job and that these people

484
00:29:16.559 --> 00:29:17.000
need air.

485
00:29:21.200 --> 00:29:28.640
Wow, wow, that is yeah, that's gross. I don't even know,

486
00:29:28.920 --> 00:29:31.279
but yeah, that was my again, Trey and I today

487
00:29:31.480 --> 00:29:33.279
whatever on the same point when I was like, how

488
00:29:33.319 --> 00:29:35.920
big was this junk? If he's like, yeah, I can't

489
00:29:35.920 --> 00:29:38.960
pull that back, he didn't have to.

490
00:29:38.960 --> 00:29:40.640
Maybe Quada was in there and he just reached his

491
00:29:40.720 --> 00:29:41.559
hand out, and it's like.

492
00:29:43.000 --> 00:29:45.039
That actually makes sense because if it's that big, it's

493
00:29:45.039 --> 00:29:46.160
gonna be a two man job.

494
00:29:51.240 --> 00:29:53.119
That's the only job happening down there for him.

495
00:29:53.160 --> 00:29:56.440
So well, that's that's the other thing. That's the other

496
00:29:56.480 --> 00:29:58.680
thing that this doctor says that is stunning to me

497
00:29:59.000 --> 00:30:03.160
is the doctor said the patient's private parts had not

498
00:30:03.279 --> 00:30:07.400
been active for thirty years. If we hadn't found it,

499
00:30:07.480 --> 00:30:13.599
his partner might have discovered this treasure first. Oh and

500
00:30:13.640 --> 00:30:18.279
here he mentions not necessarily the length of the man's manhood,

501
00:30:19.079 --> 00:30:23.279
but specifically the foreskin. The doctor says the patient was

502
00:30:23.319 --> 00:30:28.359
reported to have a rather long foreskin, but no ability

503
00:30:28.440 --> 00:30:31.880
to pull back the foreskin. So maybe he just has

504
00:30:31.920 --> 00:30:36.279
a normal size, you know, wiener, but the successive foreskin

505
00:30:36.359 --> 00:30:38.960
that he just can't get it in fact, maybe the

506
00:30:38.960 --> 00:30:42.559
foreskin is longer than his actual you know member, so

507
00:30:42.599 --> 00:30:44.440
he can't pull it back all the way.

508
00:30:44.960 --> 00:30:50.559
So he's like a kid in an extra large hoodie.

509
00:30:50.880 --> 00:30:53.079
And I know what it's saying. You know, one man's

510
00:30:53.119 --> 00:30:55.400
junk is another man's treasure.

511
00:30:59.680 --> 00:31:01.559
Yeah, how would you like to be the cartographer. The

512
00:31:07.519 --> 00:31:09.960
doctor also said, we think this build up was there

513
00:31:10.000 --> 00:31:13.119
for thirty years. The whole thing broke apart like stone,

514
00:31:13.240 --> 00:31:14.759
giving off a powerful odor.

515
00:31:15.680 --> 00:31:16.559
Oh wow.

516
00:31:16.920 --> 00:31:17.039
Uh.

517
00:31:17.359 --> 00:31:20.000
The doctor also urged men to clean their penis and

518
00:31:20.039 --> 00:31:23.039
foreskin daily with water and a little soap while showering.

519
00:31:23.759 --> 00:31:23.880
Uh.

520
00:31:24.160 --> 00:31:27.200
He even said there's currently sufficient health information in school

521
00:31:27.319 --> 00:31:30.680
education and on the internet, and the accessibility of medical

522
00:31:30.720 --> 00:31:33.200
resources in Taiwan is also very high. If you have

523
00:31:33.240 --> 00:31:35.920
a problem that you don't understand, it's recommended to seek

524
00:31:35.920 --> 00:31:38.240
medical advice from a specialist. And that's what this guy did.

525
00:31:38.240 --> 00:31:41.960
It's just amazing to me how for thirty years you

526
00:31:42.079 --> 00:31:42.920
didn't disc.

527
00:31:45.279 --> 00:31:46.680
So he was bathing.

528
00:31:47.400 --> 00:31:50.759
Yeah, but I guess he was bathing things, not including

529
00:31:50.799 --> 00:31:54.559
his actual junk. Wow, because if you're doing it, then

530
00:31:54.599 --> 00:31:56.279
you don't get the smegma.

531
00:31:57.319 --> 00:31:59.920
Calcified calcified smegma.

532
00:32:00.200 --> 00:32:03.200
That I think is one of the most disgusting parts

533
00:32:03.279 --> 00:32:05.920
of the story. As if it could get worse. It's like,

534
00:32:05.960 --> 00:32:10.039
it's not fresh, Smegma, It's it's calcified. And that's how

535
00:32:10.079 --> 00:32:12.720
we heard it because it fell out of it fell

536
00:32:12.759 --> 00:32:17.640
out of his horse kin and hit the tile on

537
00:32:17.680 --> 00:32:20.000
the shower floor. Imagine that wonderful sound.

538
00:32:21.200 --> 00:32:22.799
Yeah, imagine had it not broken.

539
00:32:22.960 --> 00:32:24.279
So you don't have to imagine. I think I can

540
00:32:24.279 --> 00:32:25.279
probably recreated right here.

541
00:32:26.640 --> 00:32:30.039
Oh oh, I see.

542
00:32:30.400 --> 00:32:34.119
Now, if you're not watching this episode of the Treehouse

543
00:32:34.160 --> 00:32:38.000
on Patreon and you're just simply listening to it, you

544
00:32:38.039 --> 00:32:41.759
don't know that this is my pin hitting my coffee cup.

545
00:32:43.160 --> 00:32:49.279
To you, that's Smegma hitting the show hitting the tile.

546
00:32:49.359 --> 00:32:52.680
Yeah yeah, and he thought it was so bad he

547
00:32:52.680 --> 00:32:54.640
thought it was kidney stones. Yeah.

548
00:32:54.680 --> 00:32:56.920
See, that's how I know he's never had kidney stones.

549
00:33:01.640 --> 00:33:06.359
Knock on what. I've not either, but I've heard the

550
00:33:06.400 --> 00:33:10.279
horror stories that so that his calcified Smegma was as

551
00:33:10.319 --> 00:33:13.079
painful as kidney stones? Is that what he was trying

552
00:33:13.079 --> 00:33:13.319
to say?

553
00:33:13.319 --> 00:33:16.079
Well, not as kidney stones, but he apparently it was

554
00:33:16.720 --> 00:33:20.680
apparently it was agonizing pain for him. I mean that

555
00:33:20.680 --> 00:33:23.880
that's not a brand new pain. I mean that's look.

556
00:33:23.920 --> 00:33:28.440
I mean by the time the first smegma stone happens, Yeah,

557
00:33:28.720 --> 00:33:32.799
it wasn't It wasn't they the first megma stone didn't

558
00:33:33.480 --> 00:33:35.640
form right then and there in the shower and then

559
00:33:35.720 --> 00:33:40.680
fall out. Calcification of things takes a long time. So

560
00:33:40.720 --> 00:33:43.960
it's not like this was day one of his hurting peepee.

561
00:33:45.359 --> 00:33:49.079
But so nobody's like he's never like nobody's handled his junk.

562
00:33:49.279 --> 00:33:51.400
That's That's one of the mysteries of this story. It's

563
00:33:51.400 --> 00:33:54.960
like one he he never discovered it in thirty years

564
00:33:55.000 --> 00:33:57.640
and he's married, so his partner never discovered it.

565
00:33:58.119 --> 00:33:59.119
What have they been doing?

566
00:34:00.680 --> 00:34:00.759
Ye?

567
00:34:01.000 --> 00:34:01.839
Is he a lady boy?

568
00:34:02.599 --> 00:34:03.240
I don't know.

569
00:34:06.599 --> 00:34:15.960
That's Thailand. Other times where this was no Taiwan. Oh no,

570
00:34:16.719 --> 00:34:17.719
I've lost interest in this.

571
00:34:17.639 --> 00:34:23.199
Story, like I crossed up my stereotypes. Wake me up

572
00:34:23.199 --> 00:34:28.280
when it's wake me up when it's Thailand. Trust me, Trey,

573
00:34:28.599 --> 00:34:31.239
a lady boy in Thailand will have discovered this. Well

574
00:34:31.639 --> 00:34:32.400
thirty years.

575
00:34:34.239 --> 00:34:35.199
He'll make a lot of money.

576
00:34:35.719 --> 00:34:43.480
M Yeah, in some countries this this would go on tour.

577
00:34:46.920 --> 00:34:47.679
The Donkey Show.

578
00:34:52.639 --> 00:34:53.800
I think that's what it's called.

579
00:35:08.039 --> 00:35:12.159
You're listening to the Treehouse visit us online that treehouse

580
00:35:12.239 --> 00:35:19.920
OnAir dot com.

581
00:35:20.039 --> 00:35:22.559
Let's get Jacqueline from Brooks Plumbing into the treehouse now.

582
00:35:22.599 --> 00:35:24.400
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583
00:35:24.480 --> 00:35:27.039
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584
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585
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586
00:35:32.400 --> 00:35:35.559
house in Dallas, Jacqueline, you came out a few times

587
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to help us with some issues, and your response time

588
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589
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590
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You go out of your way trying to help every

591
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client and try to get there as soon as you can.

592
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Well, I mean, the reality of it is is that

593
00:35:51.280 --> 00:35:54.920
plumbing is unfortunately a need and not so much a want. Yes,

594
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you can want to remodel the bathroom and that's not pressing,

595
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but typically when it comes to service or leak investigations,

596
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et cetera, et cetera, if you've got to stoppage on

597
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the mainline and you don't know and you keep putting

598
00:36:09.119 --> 00:36:14.119
liquid or you know, waste into the drains, if it

599
00:36:14.159 --> 00:36:16.480
has nowhere to go, we'll come back in the house

600
00:36:16.719 --> 00:36:19.679
and at that point in time, it's no longer a want,

601
00:36:19.760 --> 00:36:22.639
it's a need, and that sort of thing can't wait.

602
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When you have those emergencies, you have got to figure

603
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out how to manage the crew so that you can

604
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have the best response time.

605
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606
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610
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You're in the treehouse, visit us online at Treehouse on

611
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Air dot com.

612
00:36:55.480 --> 00:36:58.920
Let's go back one brief moment where we were discussing

613
00:36:59.440 --> 00:37:03.280
the clip that is going to happen on Monday, and

614
00:37:03.320 --> 00:37:07.760
we were talking about WFAA meteorologist Muriel Rui's talking to

615
00:37:07.840 --> 00:37:12.639
everyone like we're children, explaining how eclipses work, and then

616
00:37:12.679 --> 00:37:16.280
this happened. She's doing this because most people don't understand

617
00:37:16.320 --> 00:37:19.199
this stuff and they need to be spoken to like

618
00:37:19.280 --> 00:37:22.159
they're seven years old. So this is actually, I think,

619
00:37:22.199 --> 00:37:25.719
a good thing so everyone can understand what's going to happen.

620
00:37:25.960 --> 00:37:27.440
Of course, the married man says that.

621
00:37:33.519 --> 00:37:37.639
And that's when I died. I know it seems odd

622
00:37:38.920 --> 00:37:41.480
to have to report your own murder, but that's what happened.

623
00:37:43.280 --> 00:37:46.679
I felt it. And then as I'm editing the show

624
00:37:46.760 --> 00:37:49.719
and post production, I got to witness my own murder,

625
00:37:52.400 --> 00:37:55.400
and that's when I realized that it must be reported.

626
00:37:56.519 --> 00:37:59.960
So not only was there a murder inside the tree

627
00:38:00.199 --> 00:38:05.119
house on our previous episode, but there's also a nine

628
00:38:05.159 --> 00:38:08.280
to one one call reporting it.

629
00:38:08.280 --> 00:38:10.280
How's ninety one one? What's your emergency?

630
00:38:11.039 --> 00:38:12.559
Hi, I'd like to report a murder.

631
00:38:12.679 --> 00:38:14.360
Oh my goodness, that's terrible.

632
00:38:14.639 --> 00:38:14.880
I know.

633
00:38:15.360 --> 00:38:17.679
Why would you say you like to report a murder?

634
00:38:17.719 --> 00:38:20.199
Are you some sort of sick Oh? Wait, what I'd

635
00:38:20.320 --> 00:38:22.719
like to report a murder? Who says that? Is that

636
00:38:22.760 --> 00:38:25.239
what you mean? Or do you need to report a murder?

637
00:38:25.360 --> 00:38:28.280
Okay? I guess I need to report a murder.

638
00:38:28.519 --> 00:38:30.440
Okay, good, that's more like it now that I know

639
00:38:30.519 --> 00:38:33.360
what you mean. Where are you right now in my treehouse?

640
00:38:33.719 --> 00:38:34.719
Is the victim there too?

641
00:38:34.960 --> 00:38:35.119
Oh?

642
00:38:35.199 --> 00:38:35.440
Yeah?

643
00:38:36.000 --> 00:38:38.039
Okay? Is the victim male or female?

644
00:38:38.119 --> 00:38:39.719
Please don't ask me political questions?

645
00:38:39.920 --> 00:38:42.840
Oh right, sorry, we're all still adjusting in here. Is

646
00:38:42.840 --> 00:38:44.119
it one victim or multiple?

647
00:38:44.440 --> 00:38:44.800
Just one?

648
00:38:44.960 --> 00:38:47.119
And you're sure it's dead? Did you check for a pulse.

649
00:38:47.320 --> 00:38:48.079
Oh, he's dead.

650
00:38:48.280 --> 00:38:51.519
Okay, I'm sending emergency services to your location. Did you

651
00:38:51.519 --> 00:38:52.280
see the murder?

652
00:38:52.400 --> 00:38:52.800
I did.

653
00:38:53.039 --> 00:38:55.280
It was brutal. Can you tell me what happened?

654
00:38:55.360 --> 00:38:57.559
Well, my friends and I were having your conversation about

655
00:38:57.639 --> 00:39:00.360
your clips, and my friend Trey said something real mean

656
00:39:00.440 --> 00:39:03.239
to me about being married, and it was so mean

657
00:39:03.760 --> 00:39:04.400
it killed me.

658
00:39:05.000 --> 00:39:06.320
Wait it killed you?

659
00:39:06.760 --> 00:39:08.880
Yes? I saw my soul leave my body.

660
00:39:08.920 --> 00:39:11.239
Sir. That's not possible. You're not dead. You're on the

661
00:39:11.239 --> 00:39:13.800
phone with me. You must be disoriented from the attack.

662
00:39:13.920 --> 00:39:16.880
Did he shoot Uh?

663
00:39:17.119 --> 00:39:22.320
I always forget to mention this. When we receive these

664
00:39:22.440 --> 00:39:25.880
nine to one one calls from dispatch, we'll call it uh.

665
00:39:25.960 --> 00:39:31.039
They always make sure to disguise the voice of the

666
00:39:31.119 --> 00:39:34.880
person calling nine one one to protect their anonymity.

667
00:39:37.119 --> 00:39:38.400
Wait, it killed you?

668
00:39:38.840 --> 00:39:40.519
Yes, I saw my soul leave my body.

669
00:39:41.000 --> 00:39:43.320
Sir. That's not possible. You're not dead. You're on the

670
00:39:43.320 --> 00:39:45.920
phone with me. You must be disoriented from the attack.

671
00:39:46.000 --> 00:39:48.880
Did he shoot you no? Did he stab you no?

672
00:39:49.480 --> 00:39:50.440
Did he strangle you?

673
00:39:50.920 --> 00:39:51.480
Oh?

674
00:39:51.519 --> 00:39:53.480
Did he rip your still beating hard from your chest

675
00:39:53.519 --> 00:39:55.159
with his bare hands? Like I'm gonna do if you

676
00:39:55.159 --> 00:39:59.320
don't start making some goddamn sense. Emotionally yes, okay, so

677
00:39:59.360 --> 00:40:04.280
your emotion only dead, but physically alive. People, you can't

678
00:40:04.280 --> 00:40:07.480
call nine one one because your friend hurt your feelings.

679
00:40:08.239 --> 00:40:11.559
This line is for real emergencies. If you want emotional support,

680
00:40:11.599 --> 00:40:14.320
get at Chihuahua. I've got one. Well, I feel bad

681
00:40:14.360 --> 00:40:15.400
for that bitch. I've got to go.

682
00:40:16.800 --> 00:40:18.920
You have to help me. The murder is still here.

683
00:40:19.320 --> 00:40:23.000
The man that emotionally killed you within the treehouse with you.

684
00:40:23.000 --> 00:40:27.599
Put him on the phone. Please, Hi, I'd like to

685
00:40:27.639 --> 00:40:35.039
report a murder. Please mm hmm.

686
00:40:37.320 --> 00:40:39.199
It's very serious. I don't know you're all laughing.

687
00:40:39.679 --> 00:40:43.079
I'm sorry because I deal with the tragedy in humor.

688
00:40:44.880 --> 00:40:46.880
That's Do we all that.

689
00:40:49.599 --> 00:40:50.800
That was a tough called make.

690
00:40:51.320 --> 00:40:58.559
I'm sure, but it's important that it gets made. These

691
00:40:58.599 --> 00:41:00.840
are not victim less cry.

692
00:41:07.039 --> 00:41:29.199
Visit us online a treehouse on air dot com.

693
00:41:29.719 --> 00:41:31.519
You're listening to the Treehouse.

694
00:41:32.119 --> 00:41:42.480
Visit us online at treehouse on air dot com.

695
00:41:42.559 --> 00:41:46.280
Gentlemen, how was your I've caught now I say this.

696
00:41:47.119 --> 00:41:50.360
If I had traveled or done anything out of the ordinary,

697
00:41:50.400 --> 00:41:52.199
I don't know that I would have the same thing.

698
00:41:52.239 --> 00:41:56.679
But just on the event itself, I walked outside had daisy,

699
00:41:56.760 --> 00:41:58.519
the neighbors had the dogs. It was kind of like

700
00:41:58.559 --> 00:42:01.679
a little communal event. It was really cool. It was

701
00:42:02.519 --> 00:42:04.760
like the one thing I remember from the eclipse in

702
00:42:04.840 --> 00:42:09.400
seventy nine that I is how I think when the

703
00:42:09.440 --> 00:42:11.760
sun goes, you know, the temperature changed in the middle

704
00:42:11.800 --> 00:42:14.840
of the day. It's just it's a very cool event.

705
00:42:15.280 --> 00:42:18.480
It was fun. I you know, I would not have

706
00:42:18.679 --> 00:42:21.239
traveled thousands of miles or you know the fact that

707
00:42:21.639 --> 00:42:23.960
I mean a Best Western in Grand Prairie was going

708
00:42:24.000 --> 00:42:26.039
for four hundred bucks and there were no rental cars

709
00:42:26.039 --> 00:42:29.199
in the city. You know, I don't if I had

710
00:42:29.199 --> 00:42:31.280
spent some money like that, I think I might feel

711
00:42:31.280 --> 00:42:34.079
short changed or but but I don't know. People really

712
00:42:34.159 --> 00:42:36.119
enjoyed it. I mean I was shocked at the bar.

713
00:42:36.440 --> 00:42:40.800
We had people Germany, England, South America. I mean, all

714
00:42:40.880 --> 00:42:43.559
over the world we're here for this event. And in

715
00:42:43.599 --> 00:42:47.760
general everyone enjoyed it.

716
00:42:47.760 --> 00:42:50.679
It was cool. Like I thought, like I heard people

717
00:42:50.800 --> 00:42:53.480
like oath and tears and I'm like, wait in why,

718
00:42:53.679 --> 00:42:55.239
like did you stare at it?

719
00:42:55.320 --> 00:42:56.199
Is that what happened?

720
00:42:57.280 --> 00:43:00.960
It was cool. I thought it was a fan plastic phenomenon.

721
00:43:01.039 --> 00:43:03.239
Like I was like, this is when I was watching

722
00:43:03.280 --> 00:43:06.800
it pretty rad. Not gonna lie, but yeah, I mean

723
00:43:06.840 --> 00:43:11.400
I didn't have the the the tears in my eyes

724
00:43:11.880 --> 00:43:13.360
as some as some folk did.

725
00:43:13.480 --> 00:43:15.519
Well, that's because you got surrounded by a whole lot

726
00:43:15.519 --> 00:43:18.320
as stupid, Like a lot of the conspiracy theories leading

727
00:43:18.400 --> 00:43:21.320
up to the eclipse, people claiming they were going to

728
00:43:21.360 --> 00:43:24.440
be massive power outages, there were going to be cell

729
00:43:24.559 --> 00:43:29.400
service interruptions, that you had elected officials saying it was

730
00:43:29.480 --> 00:43:35.119
God sending us messages to repent for our sins. Alex

731
00:43:35.199 --> 00:43:37.280
Jones even said the government was going to use it

732
00:43:37.320 --> 00:43:41.719
as an excuse to declare martial law or or or

733
00:43:41.800 --> 00:43:44.880
to practice for declaring martial law.

734
00:43:45.320 --> 00:43:45.639
Wow.

735
00:43:46.039 --> 00:43:49.320
Again, So the eclipse brought out all this nonsense.

736
00:43:49.559 --> 00:43:51.880
And you know what's funny is what I enjoyed about

737
00:43:51.880 --> 00:43:53.639
it more than anything else, is like for a weekend,

738
00:43:53.719 --> 00:43:57.159
for a day, you could turn on the news and

739
00:43:57.239 --> 00:44:00.000
it wasn't you know, politics and war and anything else.

740
00:44:00.679 --> 00:44:03.800
You know, it was it was it was nice. There's

741
00:44:03.840 --> 00:44:05.760
no there's no you know, there's no updates on the

742
00:44:05.800 --> 00:44:10.119
Middle East, so there were no what's China doing to Taiwan? No, no,

743
00:44:09.840 --> 00:44:11.679
none of that was happening. It was just like Hey,

744
00:44:11.880 --> 00:44:14.039
the sun's about to go away for a minute.

745
00:44:14.559 --> 00:44:16.760
That's because you were watching the wrong channel.

746
00:44:16.800 --> 00:44:17.039
Tray.

747
00:44:19.039 --> 00:44:22.639
Yeah, uh, but you should have been watching, was Alex Jones.

748
00:44:23.239 --> 00:44:25.159
Yeah, I don't know. How how do you how do

749
00:44:25.199 --> 00:44:27.719
you find like, oh, Darius.

750
00:44:27.320 --> 00:44:31.599
No, you were you were watching your wrong television show, Tray.

751
00:44:36.280 --> 00:44:37.960
Oh no, first of all, Jones.

752
00:44:38.119 --> 00:44:39.960
Here, I'm about to say you you got an old

753
00:44:39.960 --> 00:44:42.079
picture of I saw a recent picture of Alex Jones,

754
00:44:42.119 --> 00:44:43.960
and you are fifty pounds lighter.

755
00:44:46.639 --> 00:44:51.920
Take all these info war supplements.

756
00:44:51.679 --> 00:44:53.079
What I thought you were gonna I thought you were

757
00:44:53.079 --> 00:44:55.199
gonna say it was a government conspiracy just to make

758
00:44:55.199 --> 00:44:55.800
you look fat.

759
00:44:57.960 --> 00:45:05.599
Actually, yeah, let's go by the way.

760
00:45:05.639 --> 00:45:09.320
I'm Alex Jones. And the eclipse wasn't real. It was

761
00:45:09.360 --> 00:45:14.320
a false moon operation. The government just wants you to

762
00:45:14.360 --> 00:45:18.079
think it's science. Science ain't real. It's hokeem meant to

763
00:45:18.119 --> 00:45:21.159
scare you and control you.

764
00:45:21.519 --> 00:45:21.960
They want it.

765
00:45:22.360 --> 00:45:24.800
It's big balls full of gas and dust up there,

766
00:45:24.800 --> 00:45:25.639
But that ain't true.

767
00:45:26.079 --> 00:45:28.079
I'm the only big ball of gas and dust. Pay

768
00:45:28.159 --> 00:45:35.360
my legal bills. What do you think space lasers have

769
00:45:35.440 --> 00:45:37.119
been doing. They're juicing up the moon.

770
00:45:38.199 --> 00:45:40.599
They're juicing up the moon and all.

771
00:45:40.480 --> 00:45:42.840
Those people standing around you, staring up at the sky

772
00:45:43.000 --> 00:45:46.039
like a bunch of TikTokers on the phones, all paid actors.

773
00:45:46.280 --> 00:45:48.119
They're not real. They fold you.

774
00:45:48.440 --> 00:45:50.800
Even the ones in your family, your wife, your kids,

775
00:45:50.840 --> 00:45:53.320
not real, paid actors, just like mine.

776
00:45:58.880 --> 00:46:02.000
I'm surprised you were left a video camera and a

777
00:46:02.039 --> 00:46:03.039
mic to talk into.

778
00:46:05.039 --> 00:46:10.639
The lawyers can't take it all. It clips my ass.

779
00:46:10.800 --> 00:46:13.840
It's actually Obama in this weather machine blocking out the sun.

780
00:46:15.000 --> 00:46:16.920
He wants the earth to be as dark as he is.

781
00:46:21.480 --> 00:46:27.000
Okay, Alex, you remember Darper right, Defense Advanced Research Projects

782
00:46:27.039 --> 00:46:31.920
Agency DARPA, Obama. They got the same number of letters

783
00:46:31.960 --> 00:46:33.199
and they rhyme.

784
00:46:32.960 --> 00:46:33.800
It's so obvious.

785
00:46:34.639 --> 00:46:35.119
Okay.

786
00:46:35.360 --> 00:46:38.360
Well, and that didn't end when Obama left office.

787
00:46:38.880 --> 00:46:40.960
He kept it in his bathroom and he hit it

788
00:46:41.039 --> 00:46:42.599
until Biden snuck into power.

789
00:46:43.320 --> 00:46:45.000
Neither all together.

790
00:46:44.840 --> 00:46:49.199
Obama, Darper Biden five letters each, and they all rhyme,

791
00:46:49.280 --> 00:46:51.000
I'm a genius by my supplements.

792
00:46:51.920 --> 00:46:55.039
Isn't isn't Trump? Five letters as well?

793
00:46:55.079 --> 00:47:14.159
Oh, you're listening to the tree.

794
00:47:13.960 --> 00:47:16.920
House during this break. I need to go apologize to

795
00:47:17.000 --> 00:47:20.400
my dog and my wife. I didn't give him the

796
00:47:20.440 --> 00:47:22.960
heads up. Alex Jones was calling it.

797
00:47:29.800 --> 00:47:33.320
You're listening to the tree House, visit us online at

798
00:47:33.360 --> 00:47:41.599
Treehouse on air dot com.

799
00:47:41.800 --> 00:47:45.960
Mattel is launching a new, less intimidating version of Scrabble

800
00:47:46.039 --> 00:47:49.920
because I guess letters and blocks are too scary for

801
00:47:50.519 --> 00:47:55.960
kids today. I really wish I was making this up. Scrabble,

802
00:47:56.000 --> 00:47:58.639
one of the world's best loved word games, is getting

803
00:47:58.719 --> 00:48:02.840
a new, collaborative and accessible version. The game's been around

804
00:48:02.880 --> 00:48:06.320
for more than seventy five years, entertaining and infuriating players

805
00:48:06.599 --> 00:48:09.000
and families. If I might add an equal measure with

806
00:48:09.039 --> 00:48:11.039
the simple premise of competing to see who can make

807
00:48:11.039 --> 00:48:15.079
the highest scoring words from a random selection of letters, Now,

808
00:48:15.119 --> 00:48:19.199
an updated game named Scrabble Together adds a second side

809
00:48:19.199 --> 00:48:21.880
to the board that is collaborative and faster paced to

810
00:48:21.920 --> 00:48:25.679
make gameplay more accessible for anyone who finds word games intimidating.

811
00:48:26.039 --> 00:48:30.039
That's according to a statement that Mattel published earlier this week.

812
00:48:30.760 --> 00:48:35.440
Instead of competing, players collaborate to complete goal cards, and

813
00:48:35.480 --> 00:48:39.119
there are helper cards if assistance is required To aim

814
00:48:39.199 --> 00:48:41.760
is that the new game brings people together.

815
00:48:43.239 --> 00:48:44.599
What did they call words with friends?

816
00:48:46.719 --> 00:48:47.679
Words with idiots?

817
00:48:47.760 --> 00:48:50.079
I mean that was dumb deaf scrabble.

818
00:48:50.880 --> 00:48:54.280
Yes, Now they've made it a board like you don't

819
00:48:54.320 --> 00:48:58.239
have to have any They've made a dumber. I just yeah,

820
00:48:58.719 --> 00:49:00.519
I don't know what we're doing to get it's today.

821
00:49:00.679 --> 00:49:06.199
I don't I don't understand. It's uh yeah, scrabble, that's

822
00:49:06.239 --> 00:49:14.599
what we're doing. Making a collaborative okay is hard. What

823
00:49:14.639 --> 00:49:16.119
are they going to do to Monopoly? I want to

824
00:49:16.119 --> 00:49:17.599
see what they do now. It's like it's going to

825
00:49:17.639 --> 00:49:20.039
be habitat for humanity. Everybody's going to help build houses

826
00:49:20.039 --> 00:49:20.719
on their property.

827
00:49:24.000 --> 00:49:25.239
Who can build the best co op?

828
00:49:30.360 --> 00:49:33.880
No one goes to jail. It's always free parking.

829
00:49:35.360 --> 00:49:38.519
And there's free healthcare for everybody. Actually, it's kind of nice.

830
00:49:40.199 --> 00:49:41.960
They gentrified Baltic and Mediterranean.

831
00:49:46.199 --> 00:49:48.679
Everyone actually reads on the reading railroad.

832
00:49:54.599 --> 00:49:58.480
Oh yeah, I think we just get on the new game. Wow,

833
00:49:58.679 --> 00:50:02.960
it's a it's sad. I've never uh, I've never really

834
00:50:02.960 --> 00:50:06.599
played scrabble like like, it's not a We never had

835
00:50:06.639 --> 00:50:08.360
that game. We had Monopoly grown up, but that was

836
00:50:08.400 --> 00:50:12.079
just because Indians do hotels, but that's it was more

837
00:50:12.079 --> 00:50:15.000
of an instructional board game than anything else. But we

838
00:50:15.039 --> 00:50:17.880
did have Monopoly. We played that and that was man

839
00:50:17.920 --> 00:50:20.000
that that would start fights. So I can't imagine what

840
00:50:20.119 --> 00:50:20.920
spelling would do.

841
00:50:23.440 --> 00:50:26.440
My family played a lot of scrabble. We also played

842
00:50:26.599 --> 00:50:34.199
a lot of trivial pursuit, and I never found it intimidating.

843
00:50:34.280 --> 00:50:36.320
It's like, if anything, it was good for me. It's

844
00:50:36.360 --> 00:50:40.079
how I probably know that the word key is an

845
00:50:40.159 --> 00:50:44.000
actual word. QI. The only time I've ever needed to

846
00:50:44.119 --> 00:50:46.320
use it was in scrabble, And to this day, I

847
00:50:46.400 --> 00:50:48.840
still don't know what the hell it means. But by god,

848
00:50:48.880 --> 00:50:51.320
that's you know, if that's a triple letter score they

849
00:50:51.360 --> 00:50:52.639
were talking about thirty one points.

850
00:50:53.679 --> 00:50:57.239
Wow, Okay, we have to find out what game means.

851
00:50:57.440 --> 00:51:00.599
But yeah, we just had the We had a monopoly

852
00:51:00.639 --> 00:51:03.239
in operation. Like if you don't, it doesn't get more

853
00:51:03.320 --> 00:51:05.880
Indian than that. And like you could tell, like when

854
00:51:05.920 --> 00:51:07.760
we were playing at as kids, like the one that

855
00:51:07.840 --> 00:51:10.480
just kept bumping it against the side. You're like, oh, dermatology,

856
00:51:11.639 --> 00:51:13.320
that's what they're gonna be. That's what they're going to

857
00:51:13.519 --> 00:51:15.920
specialize in. You could tell. But yeah, we didn't have

858
00:51:15.960 --> 00:51:16.840
the We didn't have that.

859
00:51:16.880 --> 00:51:17.320
We had.

860
00:51:18.840 --> 00:51:20.599
We had hungry, hungry hippos. I don't think you can

861
00:51:20.679 --> 00:51:24.559
have one today. Isn't that fast shaming? I don't know

862
00:51:24.559 --> 00:51:27.920
what that game would do well.

863
00:51:27.960 --> 00:51:28.960
Balanced tippos, I.

864
00:51:28.920 --> 00:51:31.960
Don't know how that's nice.

865
00:51:32.039 --> 00:51:34.039
Candyland just promoting diabetes.

866
00:51:37.840 --> 00:51:40.079
Also a fantastic name for a strip club.

867
00:51:43.440 --> 00:51:47.679
And Battleship was just a way for the Navy to, uh,

868
00:51:47.800 --> 00:51:50.880
you know, work on indoctrinating you as a child and

869
00:51:50.920 --> 00:51:52.559
getting you to enlist in the future.

870
00:51:53.320 --> 00:51:56.639
Yeah, that's exactly. That's all it was.

871
00:51:56.679 --> 00:51:58.960
All board games is really just you know, training for

872
00:51:59.000 --> 00:52:00.400
the actual life ahead.

873
00:52:02.119 --> 00:52:02.480
Yeah.

874
00:52:02.559 --> 00:52:06.360
And you know the kid that brought in, like the

875
00:52:06.760 --> 00:52:08.800
brought in cookies from the easy bakeup and you just

876
00:52:08.880 --> 00:52:12.320
you just don't you're not going to cook. That's they're

877
00:52:12.360 --> 00:52:15.360
just not going to cook it. And uh but yeah,

878
00:52:15.400 --> 00:52:17.400
that's wild. I can't believe they're doing that to board

879
00:52:17.400 --> 00:52:19.920
games because it's I don't know, maybe it's causing a

880
00:52:19.960 --> 00:52:22.519
lot of fights because we didn't play it, so I

881
00:52:22.559 --> 00:52:22.800
don't know.

882
00:52:22.840 --> 00:52:26.079
The only reason whatever cause any fights is this is

883
00:52:26.159 --> 00:52:28.880
because you don't have a decent enough vocabulary to have

884
00:52:28.920 --> 00:52:31.800
a chance at winning. Therefore, you play the game more

885
00:52:32.000 --> 00:52:34.400
and you learn more words and you get better.

886
00:52:36.239 --> 00:52:39.960
Yeah, but that's the that's the thing now is uh,

887
00:52:40.079 --> 00:52:44.119
it has to be super inclusive, right, and you can't

888
00:52:44.679 --> 00:52:47.199
because you can't. Everybody has to be on the same page.

889
00:52:47.440 --> 00:52:48.920
Isn't that right? Is that what it is? I don't know.

890
00:52:49.159 --> 00:52:50.400
I'm just why I'm glad of doing it.

891
00:52:50.440 --> 00:52:52.119
But that's the case, then how the hell do you

892
00:52:52.199 --> 00:52:55.000
play clue?

893
00:52:55.039 --> 00:52:57.440
Does anybody still? That's what I want to know? Does

894
00:52:57.480 --> 00:53:00.440
anybody still you can't play a game where there's solving

895
00:53:00.480 --> 00:53:01.320
a murder? Can you?

896
00:53:01.440 --> 00:53:01.960
Is that? Like?

897
00:53:02.199 --> 00:53:03.519
Isn't that too much for today?

898
00:53:03.880 --> 00:53:04.079
Yeah?

899
00:53:04.239 --> 00:53:09.599
I mean if if scrabble with tiles and letters is intimidating,

900
00:53:10.000 --> 00:53:12.800
then then how do you how do you fix clue?

901
00:53:13.280 --> 00:53:16.599
Is everybody the murderer? Or is nobody the murderer? Or

902
00:53:16.679 --> 00:53:19.039
is it in instead of there's been a murder, there's

903
00:53:19.079 --> 00:53:22.960
there's been a there's been a hugging. We have to

904
00:53:22.960 --> 00:53:25.239
find out we have to find out who the who

905
00:53:25.280 --> 00:53:27.239
the hugger is in the house and which room they

906
00:53:27.320 --> 00:53:28.119
hugged somebody?

907
00:53:28.280 --> 00:53:31.480
Now, was it a consensual hug? Is the question? That's

908
00:53:31.519 --> 00:53:34.960
when you're getting into the you're getting into the rule book.

909
00:53:35.679 --> 00:53:38.920
Yes, that's the game. I can see in thirty years

910
00:53:39.039 --> 00:53:42.679
people will be doing a podcast like this somewhere in space,

911
00:53:42.960 --> 00:53:46.280
feeling nostalgic about the game of consent.

912
00:53:51.079 --> 00:53:52.920
Yeah, I mean, what's next. I mean, they're gonna take

913
00:53:52.920 --> 00:53:54.800
Grand Theft Auto and like all of a sudden, you're gonna,

914
00:53:54.800 --> 00:53:57.360
you know, pick the hooker up and you know, you know,

915
00:53:57.440 --> 00:53:58.960
fix her up and get her, you know, on a

916
00:53:59.239 --> 00:54:02.280
solid life, get off the streets.

917
00:54:02.760 --> 00:54:09.559
Grand Theft Auto, Grand Theft Auto Pretty Woman version. He

918
00:54:09.679 --> 00:54:10.719
cleaned that hooker right up.

919
00:54:10.719 --> 00:54:20.280
I tell you you're in the treehouse. Visit us online

920
00:54:20.320 --> 00:54:29.239
at treehouseonair dot com.