Nov. 13, 2024

Red Was Here | Wednesday 11.13.24

Red Was Here | Wednesday 11.13.24

We start off talking more about the North Korean soldiers in Russia and their willingness to die.  Would you want to go back?  Then we learn about digital detoxing, what Germany is doing to racoons, a Florida massage parlor bust, and a Louisville...

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We start off talking more about the North Korean soldiers in Russia and their willingness to die. Would you want to go back? Then we learn about digital detoxing, what Germany is doing to racoons, a Florida massage parlor bust, and a Louisville strip club posing as a restaurant. But first, Birthdays!

LINKS:

North Korean Troops Sent to Russia Are 'Gorging on Pornography' - Newsweek

How to overcome your device dependency and manage a successful digital detox | Popular Science

How 'Nazi raccoons' descended from a pair released by Goering in the 1930s have overrun a German city, wreaking havoc and destroying homes - with enterprising restaurateurs turning them into bratwurst. Our intrepid man tucks in! | Daily Mail Online

Louisville ABC revokes liquor license of NuLu strip club that fronted as a restaurant | News from WDRB | wdrb.com


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It is time to leave your worries outside and laugh

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with us inside the Treehouse. I'm Daniel Mallley, along with

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Trey Trenholm and Raj Sharma on Wednesday, Wednesday, November thirteenth,

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twoy twenty four, just a couple of weeks away from Thanksgiving.

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I believe we have a lot to be thankful for

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here inside the Treehouse, not the least of which is you,

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the very very fine listener of this program. We appreciate

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you very very much, and I think we can also

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be glad and thankful that we're not in Russia. Yes,

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just kind of in general, not really high on my

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places that I would like to visit someday. But more specifically,

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I don't feel like being conscripted into the Russian army

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and fighting an a war that I don't want to

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be in. But don't tell that to the soldiers of

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North Korea that are currently in Russia fighting alongside Russian soldiers, because,

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apparently North Korean soldiers, they are prepared to die in

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Russia if called to do so. However, while most people

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might think that it would be dying in service to

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which ill im on. Whatever the jerk's name is Kim

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John Un, Kim Jong una.

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Ill was the father, that's right.

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Yeah, based on the news we heard a few days ago,

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I don't think that the Korean soldiers are ready to

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die for dear leader Kim Jong un Trey. Why do

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you think they're so prepared to die in Russia?

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Because they found the promised land.

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Let that sink in North Korea is so bad that

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North Korean soldiers are loving it in Russia, and probably

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not so much for the weather or the airbnb's or

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the buffets, but instead the porn that you know that

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they are just abs so ablutely tearing themselves up for,

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because in North Korea you don't get that, uh, And

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I don't I don't think in North Korea they're familiar

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with VPNs the way that those of us in Texas

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have had to become very familiar with trying to skirt

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around those stupid loss because once once the North Korean soldiers,

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as we reported here inside the Treehouse, we're a hard

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news network, by the way, once the North Korean soldiers

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got into Russia, the whole world of online entertainment opened

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up to them like a beautiful flower or like Jenner Presley.

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Yeah, they're probably getting like one meal a day and

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porn and there they can die happy.

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Now oh yeah, they got food in their bellies, yeah,

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and pooring everywhere else a.

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Little bors and porn hub. That's a solid day.

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I mean, it really was. The headline was just a

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few days ago, North Korean soldiers gorging themselves with adult

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content while stationed in Russia. And so when you see

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a headline like this, why North Korean soldiers are prepared

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to die in Russia? We know the answer is for

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the porn. And if if we're being honest, as the

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three three heterosexual dudes kind of get it. I understand

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it well.

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Especially growing up in the eighties where all of us,

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you know, going back to the days when you had

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a VHF and UHF you know, knob on your TV

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and the UHF around midnight Channel forty one here generally

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that you know, would you would all of a sudden

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be the scrambled scrambled softcore. But you know, if you

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you played with that dial just right, you might see

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a nipple. And that was the Promised Land. And that's

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that's all North Koreans have had for years.

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It's also the reason why you wear glasses because you

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sent you spent so much time trade looking between those

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scrambled pink and blue and green lines on the television

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just to see one nip him out, And why you

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wear glasses?

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Yes, uh, you played with that dial and you got

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to play with your dial, so that's.

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Yeah, we were playing with the dial. You were playing

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with your big pencil.

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Did it say Danny too.

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I just appreciate you saying my name is big in

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the same sentence.

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I'm just saying, and porn is a solid Monday.

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I mean, do you want to go back to North

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Korea after you've been enlightened to the world of porn,

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when when your eyes have been opened wider than Houston

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at a Bukaki party.

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Just say, like, you know, it was one Russian soldier

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that was like, hey, man, come here, let me show

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you something. And then he showed that one guy and

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he was like, I'll be right back. Yeah. It's like

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I have nine hundred more people to show this too.

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Oh yeah, oh definitely. And Trey, you bring up a

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You bring up a great point that I want to

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make with this story with North Korean soldiers absolutely gorging

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themselves on porn while stationed in Russia. Is we are

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all children of the eighties here in the treehouse. So

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we started with the scrambled TV porn. We had to

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look between the lines, or you had to find a

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buddy's Dad's magazine, or all these different methods in which

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you would learn and see adult things. And then we

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had the slow progression into where we are now, which

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is on demand porn anytime, all the time, whenever you want,

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ready to go when you are. These North Korean soldiers

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didn't have that gradual build up, No, it was it

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was they just they got to Russia and one day,

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one day the skies opened up and it was like

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a golden light from porn hubs shown out of the

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phone that the Russian soldier were showing them, and they

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lost their damn minds.

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Well, but think about it, because you're you're talking. We

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had let's go back serious catalog, Victoria's secret catalog sneaking

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your dad's Playboy, then scrambled you know, the scrambled nipple,

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then softcore, the Emmanuel movies and all that other stuff.

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Then and holding out for an HBO free movie weekend

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or eat better, an HBO Cinemax free movie weekend, Oh my.

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God, then VHS, then DVD and then pouring on demand.

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I mean, there were a lot of levels that Yo,

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the mountain we had to climb to get to where

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we are. Now they just you know, got thrown to

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the top and now they're jumping off.

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Yeah, there's a reason why they say you need to

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ease people into things, because it's a sudden jolt to

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the senses to be overwhelmed with all this stuff. I mean,

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that's that's there's a reason why when you get released

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from prison, they put you in a halfway house first,

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because you're not ready to go all the way in

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or back into society. You gotta kind of ease it

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in the same day to North Korea, they were just

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thrown into the porn hub.

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And so would you just want to get them like

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before before the North Koreans got the porn on the phone,

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you wanted to give them like a laser disc or like.

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Some good to get them prepared a little bit, because

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I mean, that's that's a lot to that's a lot,

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that's a lot to take in, that's a lot to handle.

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Yeah, and then you've got to find out like what

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you're like, that's a weird way to find out what

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you're in to, like in the midst of war, be like, hey,

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you know what, I know, there's people shooting at us,

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but that dude's got great feet, like you know, like

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that's a weird that's a weird juxtaposition, right, Like, I

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know he's trying to kill me, But.

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I was just thinking the ending of Shawshank could have

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really changed Red was here.

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I want to hit the go home music so bad.

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digital detox. I know, I will freely admit, I will

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raise my hand. I spend way too much time on

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my phone. I will justify it wrongly or rightly, I

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don't know, but I try to justify it by saying

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a lot of it's for work, because if it wasn't

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for the job that we do here, I don't think

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I would spend near as much time online or on

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my phone that I do. That being said, I'm still

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on it too damn much, and Rager're giving me the

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smirk like get the.

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F out of here.

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Yeah, I think you would be work is a good excuse.

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And I do the same because I'm like, well, I

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got to look at stuff because I have to put

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it on my Instagram because that's how I'm building the

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followers and blah blah blah blah blah.

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Right.

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But then there's times where like it's just you know,

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at night, and I'm just going down a YouTube rabbit

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hole of fun stuff that I but I'm doing this

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thing now where I actively like put my phone down

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or put it across the room, uh, and and leave it.

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Leave it be.

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So I think that's why. Yeah, I think that's wise.

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And look, and we've talked a lot about those North

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Korean soldiers in Russia who are gorging themselves on porn. Uh,

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they could use a digital detox. And I'll admit that

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I could probably use a digital detox. But I'm really

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curious to see if Google releases the trends that the

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North Korean soldiers have been searching horn or otherwise. I'm

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just curious, if you've never had Internet before, what do

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you suddenly start searching. I'm curious to see that, and

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I would absolutely look at that, but I would also

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justify it by saying, well, it's for work.

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Well, I think the North Koreans are safe from Google

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in Russia, being that you know Russia, Levy, that was

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it like des a million?

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Uh, yeah, they they well, they didn't like that Google

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was shadow banning or outright banning some of their state

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run media accounts. So I don't know if Google works

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in Russia whatever the the equivalent to Google is in

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Russia Google, I don't know. I didn't write anything for this.

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I would like to know what it is they're searching for.

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I'm curious they did in prison, like the guy who

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founded their version of Facebook. Uh, he has been imprisoned.

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As well, so I don't say.

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Yeah, so I don't think you're gonna be able to

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add him as a friend. But I don't know what

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the whatever their server is. Obviously, the Russian military showed

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the North Korean's porn and now I'm assuming they didn't

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understand like the monster that they would create by doing.

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This, but including the porn with mon.

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Yeah again, like that's when you find out you're in

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the weird stuff.

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Well do they?

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Because the Japanese are notoriously into some weird stuff because

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it's it's Asian did did they automatically go to that

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really weird stuff or or did they gradually you know,

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build up yeah.

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Or did they start with the South Korean baseball cheerleaders.

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Could be but as soon as they get to like

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the varying different sizes of of porn stars uh junk

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that is out there, they might they might go back.

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They might just they might go backwards and start over

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again because.

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Or just use it as inspiration to really supercharge their

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missile program.

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Yeah, if they if they start getting shaped weird, we'll know,

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we'll know where the influence came from.

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When they write a memo to dear leader, have a

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name for new rocket, strike here and strike fear and

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Heart of America. But if you are in need of

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a digital detox, like perhaps the North Korean soldiers probably are,

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life in the digital world can be rewarding. We all

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know that it is convenient to order groceries for pickup,

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share photographs, music, keep in touch with family and friends,

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whatever the distance doesn't matter. However, it can also be draining.

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The feeling of being constantly on and productive has driven

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people to reconsider their balance in the saturated digital world.

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More than seventy percent of American adults are concerned about

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how technology affects their effects, their mental health, and personal relationships.

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This worry is reinforced through media that point to people's

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unhealthy habits with social media and phone So what do

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you do? Digital detoxing is gaining popularity. Nearly half of

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American's report they're making a conscious effort like EU RAJ

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to regularly step away from their screens. But isn't enough.

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Sixty two percent of Americans confess to feeling addicted to

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their devices and fall short of the digital detox. So

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what do you do? There are a few recommended steps.

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Number One, find replacement practices like for the North Korean

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soldiers or dodge bullets. That's a good, you know, digital

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detox method, just you know, duck and cover, run, hide,

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all that kind of stuff. Many turn their devices when

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their boards drives, kind of like an adult pacifier. So

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replacement practices often involve hobbies or activities that result in play.

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Like as adults, people sometimes forget what it's like to

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have fun, so finding replacement practices. Number two shoring up

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social bonds. We're inherently social creatures, and if you have

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the digital connection, sometimes you just need to remember to

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put the phone down and actually maybe go have a

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cup of coffee with a friend. Number three emphasizing mindfulness.

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I have an Apple Watch. I didn't ask for it. Well,

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I've got a two for one last time we're at

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the AT and T stores. Now I've got one, And

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every so often it tells me that I need to

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be more mindful, and all I want to do is

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tell it to shut the up, and I can't figure

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out how to turn it off. How's that for irony?

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I have a device telling me to be more mindful

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about things.

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So it knows when you're not being mindful, is what

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you're saying. Okay, gotcha?

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Yeah, yeah, it seems judgy when it's when it does

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it as well.

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No, I would take it that way too.

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Yeah. Also number four viewing digital well being as an

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ongoing journey. In other words, it's not going to happen immediately.

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It's progress, it's baby steps. It's a journey. You're not

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going to fix it, and one feels swoop. So there

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you go. Those are the tips for your digital detox.

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I think at some point, if you're that addicted to

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your phone, we might as well go to an alcoholics

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anonymous type model where you get a chip or however

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many minutes you've been phone sober, instead of years the

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way it is with you know, drugs and alcohol. Well,

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I don't think you don't think you know what could

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go years without being on their phone.

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But doesn't it tell you, like this is how much

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time you've spent this week on your phone, like mine does,

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but this is how much this is how many hours

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you've spent this week, and it's less than the week before,

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or more than the week before, whatever, and so you

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can kind of gauge that or.

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Like me and mine just gave up and stopped telling

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me because I'm always you.

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Can turn that feature.

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Off, okay that I just keep it on and going okay,

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well that was I'm on for like it. I think

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it was forty two minutes less uh last week than

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the week before. And I thought that was good because

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I leave when I take my dogs for a walk,

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I don't take my phone.

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With me, and that's and that's good. You're getting outside.

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You're doing all the things you should do for a

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digital detox. For me, though, sometimes I'll take my phone

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to the gym and if I'm on the elliptical, or

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the treadmill. I'll watch something on my phone, and my

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phone counts that against the screen time.

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Yeah, but don't they also have the TVs? Don't they

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have TVs in the gym that you can watch stuff?

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I don't like their channels? Oh okay, let me put

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it this way. It's it's it's difficult enough as it

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is to watch The Boys on my phone. You you

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cannot have that show on one of the TV's at

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the gym. It just cannot happen.

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Yeah, yeah, that's I think that's just the rating and

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the content.

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I understand.

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Okay, So you like to watch violent superheroes while getting

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your cardio up? I gotcha. Interesting okay, uh but yeah,

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I mean, but there's other things you could do, like

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when you're like when you're cooking your you know, your

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morning breakfast or lunch or whatever, you can put your

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phone down and do that and eat your lunch without

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looking at your phone.

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Can you do that? Yeah?

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Okay, See, that's that's.

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But I'll watch TV and that's another screen.

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So, but it's not the phone.

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I try to read. And but and I'll be the

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first one to admit there's some days where it's hard,

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like you because let's say you just get a message

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on your phone and then you look at it. Well,

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then all of a sudden you're checking Instagram, and then

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you're and then twenty minutes later you've gone you know,

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you're scrolling through and it's it is, it is. It

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is definitely an addiction that that can get out of hand.

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And I know it can for trade because I've seen

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his TikTok dance routines.

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I knew that one Korean cheerleader looked familiar.

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treehouse now. And it appears the possibility of World War

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three is upon us, and once again Germany might be

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the start of it, but at least not in the

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way that we're historically used to tray your wagon, your finger.

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Well, every great war starts, as one constant, especially in

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the twentieth century Germany. No, every great war starts with

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the French getting their ass whipped.

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Gotcha.

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Well, then I'm curious to see if this story lends

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itself to your French theory, because apparently Nazi raccoons have

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descended in Germany, and Germany is now declaring war on raccoons.

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I'm afraid to know how they are. They know they're Nazis,

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but I guess we'll find out. So yes, Germany has

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declared war on raccoons. With his onyx eyes ringed by

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black fur muffin, the raccoon resembled the masked robber.

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That sounds like a really bad novel, it does.

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The fascinating creature was nibbling his breakfast out a Raccoon

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Sanctuary in central Germany, where he's lived since his mother

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was killed by a car five years ago. And the

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person who writes this as I was seized with guilt.

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The previous day I had tucked into sausages, meatballs and

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burgers made from one of Muffin's kith and kin. No

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doubt this will discuss mini readers, and I too balked

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at eating one of the bushy tailed rascals my grandchildren

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love to see. In Disney cartoons and David Attenborough documentaries,

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Reinventing the raccoon as a gourmet delicacy is being suggested

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as a solution to one of Europe's strangest and most

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intractable environmental problems, the Great raccoon Invasion of Germany.

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Yeah, so they're eating them now, Well.

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That's one way to get rid of them. A century ago,

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there were few, if any raccoons living in the wild

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in Germany, but the highly sexed critters breed rapidly and

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after if you were released during the Nazi regime, they

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began multiplying at a dizzying rate. So I guess that's

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why they're Nazi raccoons. Astonishingly, experts believe up to two

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million the bushy tailed blighters are now running a muck

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in Germany, decimating wildlife and even attacking people and wrecking homes.

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Some argue they should be culled by commercial hunting and

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sold alongside the brought worst in supermarkets. So it seemed

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imperative to try the meat, as this writer says. Then

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he goes on to talk about how it's a chewy

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gamy and thinks the guy that writes his things, that's

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kind of delicious. So basically, raccoons have taken over since

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Nazi Germany, and Germany's answer is to not only kill them,

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but let's turn them into a food delicacy. Okay, So

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just imagine on your next I don't know visit to Germany,

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you going to a high end restaurant and asking how

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their raccoon is this evening?

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Mm hmmm, that is a You have hillbillies everywhere going

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slee We told you, like, that's that's that's what's going

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to happen, like we told you. Uh, and I couldn't.

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I couldn't like the French eat horse like I can't

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do that, the Japanese eat horse. I can't.

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Raccoon pass I know it's weird because different cultures around

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the world. If it's got four legs, some cultures see

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that as food, period and if if desperate enough, maybe

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two legs is considered possibly food. But yeah, I mean

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those of us in America where we're we're very fortunate

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and that we don't necessarily have to look at the

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cute creatures as food.

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I mean, I did see just see a video of

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how like I want to say it was it's either

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Vietnam or Highland where they were in a rice field

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and uh they were catching field mice and that was

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and and buy the thousands, and that that was gonna

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be a big feast for the village.

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I was like, uh, the like.

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Disease and like parasites and stuff that they carry. I guess, yeah, Okay,

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I don't, Yeah, I just don't. I don't know if

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I could be convinced. I like to think that I

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have a wide culinary palate mm hmm, But I don't

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think you could convince me to eat raccoon. I don't think.

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I don't think times have gotten that hard that you

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could convince me to Would you would you eat it?

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Would you eat raccoon? Sausages.

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No, not willingly. I will say, if you were going

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to get me to try a meat that I wouldn't

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otherwise want to try, sticking in a sausage is probably

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the best way.

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So as long as it's like some sort of fair food,

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you'd like raccoon corn dogs.

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You know what I think? I think the State Fair

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of Texas, if it's taught us anything, is that if

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you deep fried and stick it on a stick, it's

468
00:28:01.799 --> 00:28:06.559
probably tasty. Just just imagine the photos in front of

469
00:28:06.559 --> 00:28:07.519
Big Text next year.

470
00:28:09.759 --> 00:28:11.000
Just a claw sticking out.

471
00:28:13.400 --> 00:28:14.279
What you got there?

472
00:28:14.400 --> 00:28:15.880
It's a bandit corny dogs.

473
00:28:21.039 --> 00:28:23.599
It was digging through my trash. Now it's a corn dog.

474
00:28:27.839 --> 00:28:30.480
Look. Air fryers can do amazing things.

475
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476
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477
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at Treehouseonair dot com.

478
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Yes, indeed, go to Treehouseonair dot com. You can also

479
00:29:07.599 --> 00:29:11.599
find and follow us on social media. Follow the Treehouse

480
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at Treehouse on Air. That's our handle across all social

481
00:29:15.680 --> 00:29:20.359
media platforms. It's at Treehouse on Air again at Treehouse

482
00:29:20.480 --> 00:29:26.440
on Air. One Florida Sheriff is coming for the fun.

483
00:29:26.680 --> 00:29:35.119
Massage parlors. Twenty twenty, massage therapists in Florida are being

484
00:29:35.160 --> 00:29:40.359
accused of offering sex acts to undercover detectives during a sting.

485
00:29:40.920 --> 00:29:49.279
And this sting in Florida it was called Operation skin Sosoft. Uh.

486
00:29:49.440 --> 00:29:54.799
I have an audio here from Sheriff Grady Judd, who

487
00:29:55.000 --> 00:29:59.880
headed up the Operation skin Soosoft fund massage parlor bust.

488
00:30:00.440 --> 00:30:01.720
The lesser known Judd.

489
00:30:04.000 --> 00:30:04.920
The other Judd.

490
00:30:08.039 --> 00:30:09.279
Uh.

491
00:30:09.720 --> 00:30:14.440
He gave his assessment of the bust of the fun

492
00:30:14.480 --> 00:30:19.480
massage parlor in Florida, and he had some interesting candid

493
00:30:19.519 --> 00:30:20.799
takes on the situation.

494
00:30:22.519 --> 00:30:24.759
Uncover would say no, no, no, just to massage.

495
00:30:24.799 --> 00:30:28.599
So on three different occasions, she continued to try to

496
00:30:28.599 --> 00:30:30.480
come back and up charge him.

497
00:30:30.440 --> 00:30:34.519
To engage in sex. She stood in front of the door.

498
00:30:34.400 --> 00:30:37.680
So he had she just kept the rate normally it

499
00:30:37.720 --> 00:30:40.400
would have been fine by Florida.

500
00:30:41.319 --> 00:30:42.160
Damn upselling.

501
00:30:43.119 --> 00:30:45.400
Yeah, hey, they don't take they don't take kindly to

502
00:30:45.599 --> 00:30:51.240
upselling in Florida. They just want flat feet.

503
00:30:53.160 --> 00:30:55.559
The undercover would say no, no, no, just to massides.

504
00:30:55.599 --> 00:30:59.400
So on three different occasions she continued to try to

505
00:30:59.400 --> 00:31:03.720
come back up charge him to engage in sex. She

506
00:31:03.839 --> 00:31:06.319
stood in front of the door so he couldn't leave,

507
00:31:06.680 --> 00:31:08.319
and then she tried to hold him.

508
00:31:08.319 --> 00:31:10.960
All Right, we're being honest here. This doesn't sound like

509
00:31:11.160 --> 00:31:15.880
a shady massage, Parley. This sounds more like a used

510
00:31:15.920 --> 00:31:20.400
car lot on Division Street in Arlington, Texas, or someone

511
00:31:20.519 --> 00:31:23.039
trying to get you to buy their pampered chef products

512
00:31:24.359 --> 00:31:27.960
out of No, this doesn't. I don't know. I don't

513
00:31:27.960 --> 00:31:29.480
have any experience in these places, so I don't know

514
00:31:29.519 --> 00:31:29.960
what it's like.

515
00:31:32.240 --> 00:31:35.200
Yeah, she stood in front of the door so he

516
00:31:35.240 --> 00:31:35.960
couldn't leave.

517
00:31:37.319 --> 00:31:40.960
Yeah, I mean that's that's an aggressive sales tactic. Yeah, Like,

518
00:31:41.039 --> 00:31:43.440
I don't think if you're a customer of this place

519
00:31:43.480 --> 00:31:47.680
that that's the kind of me SEUs that you want

520
00:31:48.160 --> 00:31:51.880
doing that. If they're basically forcing you to give them

521
00:31:51.920 --> 00:31:53.359
money and do it, that doesn't sound right.

522
00:31:53.599 --> 00:31:55.279
I know she was. If there's like a you know,

523
00:31:55.440 --> 00:31:56.839
let me talk to my manager, see what I can

524
00:31:56.839 --> 00:31:58.519
do for you, and just walks out of the room

525
00:31:58.599 --> 00:31:59.200
and comes back.

526
00:31:59.599 --> 00:32:02.799
Yeah, and the manager comes back with her. It's like, well,

527
00:32:02.839 --> 00:32:06.480
we've been talking and we have an idea here for you.

528
00:32:06.519 --> 00:32:08.799
Oh well, rub but we're not gonna die, no, no, no,

529
00:32:08.920 --> 00:32:09.599
just beside.

530
00:32:09.599 --> 00:32:13.440
So on three different occasions, she continued to try to

531
00:32:13.440 --> 00:32:17.160
come back and up charge him to engage in sex.

532
00:32:17.680 --> 00:32:20.359
She stood in front of the door so he couldn't leave,

533
00:32:20.720 --> 00:32:23.799
and then she tried to hold him down. This is

534
00:32:24.160 --> 00:32:27.640
a big undercover detective and you let me.

535
00:32:28.400 --> 00:32:35.519
Sorry that that doesn't even sound real. Like with one

536
00:32:35.559 --> 00:32:37.920
hand she's she's holding him down on his with his

537
00:32:38.039 --> 00:32:39.319
like by the chest, and the other.

538
00:32:39.200 --> 00:32:44.319
Hand he's like, no, please stop.

539
00:32:45.119 --> 00:32:48.079
She held me down. You're six four and two hundred

540
00:32:48.079 --> 00:32:50.279
and seventy pounds. What kind of things She's really strong.

541
00:32:50.839 --> 00:32:52.200
It's those hands.

542
00:32:55.319 --> 00:32:55.799
This sided.

543
00:32:56.200 --> 00:32:59.400
So Yeah, recently there was a North Texas municipality that

544
00:32:59.519 --> 00:33:05.319
just had to let go of officers and discipline some officers

545
00:33:05.640 --> 00:33:08.680
because in a in a sting of massage parlors.

546
00:33:08.279 --> 00:33:09.880
That they felt good.

547
00:33:10.559 --> 00:33:13.400
I guess they fell victim to the high pressure sales.

548
00:33:15.240 --> 00:33:16.119
They got caught up.

549
00:33:16.519 --> 00:33:19.079
Yeah, this sounds like they're there. This sounds like this

550
00:33:19.200 --> 00:33:20.720
was their there should have been their defense.

551
00:33:22.279 --> 00:33:24.599
Sometimes you just get a really good deal, like.

552
00:33:26.640 --> 00:33:28.599
Serge Way, I could get out.

553
00:33:30.599 --> 00:33:32.319
She helped, She helped it down.

554
00:33:33.960 --> 00:33:34.759
I had a coupon.

555
00:33:36.599 --> 00:33:38.440
She helped me down with two fingers.

556
00:33:43.920 --> 00:33:46.079
The sting has been over. You've come here every day

557
00:33:46.079 --> 00:33:50.200
for the last two weeks, I really believe in public safety.

558
00:33:54.599 --> 00:33:57.720
Might have been five foot tall. She wasn't as big.

559
00:33:57.839 --> 00:34:00.000
This this is one of my favorite parts of this story,

560
00:34:00.079 --> 00:34:03.160
pays into this. So here you have the tiny messuse

561
00:34:04.960 --> 00:34:10.400
who's tried to forcibly upsell the undercover detective into sex acts,

562
00:34:10.400 --> 00:34:13.559
into sex acts at the massage parlor in Florida.

563
00:34:14.440 --> 00:34:18.119
He couldn't leave, and then she tried to hold him down.

564
00:34:18.480 --> 00:34:23.079
This is a big undercover detective, and she might have

565
00:34:23.280 --> 00:34:25.639
been five foot tall. She wasn't as big as a

566
00:34:25.679 --> 00:34:28.719
popcorn fart, and she was trying to hold this man down.

567
00:34:29.480 --> 00:34:31.760
A word to the wise, if you don't.

568
00:34:33.880 --> 00:34:39.559
You know, if anything solid visual, uh, you know, that's

569
00:34:39.599 --> 00:34:42.519
a popcorn fart. I've never heard that before.

570
00:34:42.920 --> 00:34:45.320
I haven't either, and I've eaten a lot of popcorn,

571
00:34:45.360 --> 00:34:51.960
but not one says it ever farted. Things really are

572
00:34:52.039 --> 00:34:54.599
different in Florida.

573
00:34:56.519 --> 00:34:58.639
Popcorn tastes weird when you're on bath salts.

574
00:34:58.880 --> 00:35:03.280
That's I just I don't, I don't, I don't get.

575
00:35:05.719 --> 00:35:09.480
And she might have been five foot tall, she wasn't

576
00:35:09.519 --> 00:35:11.920
as big as a popcorn fart, and she was trying

577
00:35:11.920 --> 00:35:14.880
to hold this man down. A word to the wise.

578
00:35:15.280 --> 00:35:17.079
If you don't want to get arrested and have your

579
00:35:17.119 --> 00:35:21.000
picture up here on a skin so soft bulletin board,

580
00:35:21.400 --> 00:35:23.079
don't do it next time.

581
00:35:23.719 --> 00:35:24.920
It can be the customers.

582
00:35:26.960 --> 00:35:31.320
So they were just going after the oh super aggressive

583
00:35:32.079 --> 00:35:36.639
up selling messuses at this tawdry massage parlor. Not not

584
00:35:36.760 --> 00:35:39.840
the customers, because clearly they're the victims in this because

585
00:35:39.840 --> 00:35:41.000
they're being held down.

586
00:35:44.400 --> 00:35:53.599
Robert Krast go and see I told you my ball.

587
00:36:00.880 --> 00:36:02.679
You're listening to the Treehouse.

588
00:36:03.280 --> 00:36:19.199
Visit us online at Treehouseonair dot com.

589
00:36:19.440 --> 00:36:21.000
You're in the Treehouse.

590
00:36:21.760 --> 00:36:25.719
Visit us online at Treehouse OnAir dot com.

591
00:36:25.760 --> 00:36:28.960
You can advertise right here inside the Treehouse. Just shoot

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us an email Treehouse on Air at gmail dot com.

593
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Let us know you'd like to advertise in the show.

594
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We can give you a bunch of cool options. Treehouse

595
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on Air at gmail dot com to advertise inside the Treehouse.

596
00:36:42.320 --> 00:36:47.320
All right, it is Wednesday, November thirteenth, twenty twenty four.

597
00:36:49.239 --> 00:36:58.159
Let's celebrate some birthdays inside the Treehouse. Ron Artest who

598
00:36:58.280 --> 00:37:00.679
is uh? Is he still known as Meadow World Peace

599
00:37:00.920 --> 00:37:01.320
the former?

600
00:37:02.760 --> 00:37:03.280
Yes he is.

601
00:37:03.880 --> 00:37:07.239
He is. He's forty five today. That a World Peace

602
00:37:07.360 --> 00:37:10.519
formerly known as run ar Test is forty five. He

603
00:37:10.679 --> 00:37:14.719
changed his name years ago. That was after he went

604
00:37:14.760 --> 00:37:18.599
into the stands and fought with fans. That's when he took.

605
00:37:18.880 --> 00:37:22.360
After that, he showed a more peaceful route.

606
00:37:25.440 --> 00:37:27.519
I forgot who told the story about that, but yeah,

607
00:37:27.519 --> 00:37:30.559
they were talking about Ron Artest and after that it

608
00:37:30.760 --> 00:37:32.719
was that it was in Detroit.

609
00:37:33.079 --> 00:37:36.039
Uh, but most choking start.

610
00:37:36.960 --> 00:37:41.320
But whatever it was, you know, they they all knew.

611
00:37:42.840 --> 00:37:46.280
They everyone knew that they had really screwed up, except

612
00:37:46.360 --> 00:37:51.480
run Our Test. It's like he was he just didn't

613
00:37:51.480 --> 00:37:51.840
get it.

614
00:37:52.840 --> 00:37:56.519
No, he probably still doesn't, but he did get that

615
00:37:56.559 --> 00:38:00.440
fan looked like Homer Simpson's strangling.

616
00:38:00.519 --> 00:38:05.559
Bart choked a coach, didn't He once he choked one

617
00:38:05.559 --> 00:38:07.440
of his coaches, I think as well, or slapped a

618
00:38:07.480 --> 00:38:08.320
coach something like that.

619
00:38:09.079 --> 00:38:15.079
Man, it's hard to keep track with the NBA players. Yeah,

620
00:38:15.320 --> 00:38:20.519
other birthdays today? Uh? Noah Hathaway turns fifty three. That

621
00:38:20.800 --> 00:38:26.119
is the Warrior betray You in The Never Ending Story, which,

622
00:38:26.360 --> 00:38:32.519
obviously being gen X scarred. That movie has scarred us

623
00:38:32.719 --> 00:38:37.199
like no others because one of the saddest, most traumatizing

624
00:38:38.039 --> 00:38:41.960
cinematic moments in our lives was when a trey U's

625
00:38:42.000 --> 00:38:46.199
horse died in that Muddy Bug. I still can't watch

626
00:38:46.199 --> 00:38:49.800
that movie because of that. It was terrible. Flying Fluffy Cocker,

627
00:38:49.880 --> 00:38:54.119
Spadel and all like that kid was super happy, like

628
00:38:54.239 --> 00:38:56.400
wee fist pumping in the air. I'm like, what about

629
00:38:56.440 --> 00:39:02.199
the horn. Bastard Sony, the guy that played a Tridu

630
00:39:02.360 --> 00:39:06.320
in Never Ending Story, is fifty three today. Gerard Butler,

631
00:39:06.920 --> 00:39:09.920
who is the star of the Olympus Has Fallen movies,

632
00:39:10.000 --> 00:39:13.159
is fifty five. He was also he sings a little bit.

633
00:39:13.199 --> 00:39:14.920
He was the Phantom and Phantom of the opera all

634
00:39:14.920 --> 00:39:16.840
the way back in like two thousand or two thousand

635
00:39:16.880 --> 00:39:19.559
and two something like that. And he's also known as

636
00:39:19.679 --> 00:39:24.400
King Leonidas in three hundred. Yes, love that movie. That

637
00:39:24.480 --> 00:39:24.840
was fun.

638
00:39:25.119 --> 00:39:25.639
Great movies.

639
00:39:25.960 --> 00:39:31.280
This is Sparta And I'd just like to point out

640
00:39:31.280 --> 00:39:35.239
once again because since it's his birthday and he's fifty

641
00:39:35.320 --> 00:39:38.760
five today, and that Gerard Butler has easily one of

642
00:39:38.840 --> 00:39:41.519
the worst lines I have ever heard in a movie,

643
00:39:41.960 --> 00:39:44.440
and that was in the sequel to Olympus Has Fallen,

644
00:39:44.719 --> 00:39:49.639
London has Fallen because, like in most action franchises, wherever

645
00:39:49.679 --> 00:39:53.280
the one main character goes, bad things follow. That's when

646
00:39:53.320 --> 00:39:57.400
he is saving the President. They run from bad guys

647
00:39:57.440 --> 00:39:59.519
all the way to a safe house, and when they

648
00:39:59.519 --> 00:40:02.800
get there, his safe house has water, and he grabs

649
00:40:02.840 --> 00:40:05.119
the water and he hands it to the President and

650
00:40:05.159 --> 00:40:07.239
he tells the President, I don't know about you, but

651
00:40:07.320 --> 00:40:07.920
I'm thirsty.

652
00:40:12.719 --> 00:40:13.559
That's the whole line.

653
00:40:13.840 --> 00:40:15.960
That's the line he hands the president of Bottle of

654
00:40:16.000 --> 00:40:20.360
Water after running blocks through London and says, I don't

655
00:40:20.400 --> 00:40:22.639
know about you, but I'm thirsty.

656
00:40:24.719 --> 00:40:26.239
You know, I've always been on the fence about my

657
00:40:26.440 --> 00:40:28.440
uh the fact that I haven't seen any of those movies,

658
00:40:28.480 --> 00:40:31.000
and you just you confirm my decision.

659
00:40:31.239 --> 00:40:31.760
Thank you, Dan.

660
00:40:35.599 --> 00:40:37.199
Did I talk you off the White House lawn there?

661
00:40:37.400 --> 00:40:41.639
Yeah, one line made it to where train will never

662
00:40:41.679 --> 00:40:43.519
watch those movies again. I mean.

663
00:40:44.960 --> 00:40:49.119
I paused it during the movie and I'm like, did that?

664
00:40:49.679 --> 00:40:50.320
Did he sick?

665
00:40:50.719 --> 00:40:51.000
No?

666
00:40:51.440 --> 00:40:54.239
Sorry, rewound it, listen to it again. Yep, no, he

667
00:40:54.360 --> 00:40:56.519
said it. I'm gonna rewind it one more time just

668
00:40:56.559 --> 00:40:59.559
to really make sure that it's this absurd. I don't

669
00:40:59.599 --> 00:41:01.159
know about you, mister President.

670
00:41:00.800 --> 00:41:00.960
But.

671
00:41:02.719 --> 00:41:05.199
Well you know that's that's when product placement messes up

672
00:41:05.199 --> 00:41:09.039
a movie. It's just an add for Bottle Water whatever

673
00:41:09.119 --> 00:41:11.480
company that was. I don't know about you, but I'm thirsty.

674
00:41:11.559 --> 00:41:14.480
And when I am thirsty, mister President Desani.

675
00:41:15.199 --> 00:41:20.320
For when you're thirsty is actually could have I think

676
00:41:20.360 --> 00:41:22.599
it's a missed opportunity. It could have been brilliant, like

677
00:41:22.639 --> 00:41:24.440
it would have been a nice placement for some perrier

678
00:41:26.599 --> 00:41:30.559
other birthdays. Today, Inside the Treehouse, Jimmy Kimmel is fifty seven,

679
00:41:30.719 --> 00:41:35.360
and wow, this is one of those beautiful little treehouse

680
00:41:35.400 --> 00:41:39.119
moments that we didn't plan. But it's coming together nicely.

681
00:41:39.239 --> 00:41:41.400
And you guys aren't gonna get this probably, but just

682
00:41:41.599 --> 00:41:45.280
bear with me for a moment. Okay. You remember how

683
00:41:45.280 --> 00:41:48.679
we were talking earlier about the town in Germany that's

684
00:41:48.719 --> 00:41:51.599
being overrun by raccoons so much that they're now cooking

685
00:41:51.599 --> 00:41:56.519
them and eating them. M hm. Steveson is fifty seven today.

686
00:41:58.320 --> 00:42:01.480
Believe it or not. There's a connection there because there

687
00:42:01.519 --> 00:42:06.840
is a movie that Steve's On is in, if I

688
00:42:06.880 --> 00:42:13.840
remember correctly, it's Saving Silverman, okay, with Jack Black and

689
00:42:13.880 --> 00:42:16.119
I'm brain farting on his name. But the kid that

690
00:42:16.400 --> 00:42:21.039
that screwed the pie an American Pie, Yes, Jason Biggs,

691
00:42:21.400 --> 00:42:25.400
he's Silverman in the film. In the film, Steve's On

692
00:42:25.519 --> 00:42:29.480
plays an exterminator and he uh and he is called

693
00:42:29.480 --> 00:42:33.079
out to a lady's home to get rid of a pest.

694
00:42:33.159 --> 00:42:34.920
And I'm now going to share this with you. This

695
00:42:34.960 --> 00:42:36.800
is this is the tie in. Now you're ready. Steve's

696
00:42:36.840 --> 00:42:42.719
on fifty seven today, Watch and enjoy. He has to

697
00:42:42.760 --> 00:42:44.559
show up to get rid of a cute and cuddly

698
00:42:44.599 --> 00:42:50.239
little raccoon from underneath this lady's house. So your cousin

699
00:42:50.320 --> 00:42:54.960
all his trouble huh huh, you here, hey here grabs

700
00:42:54.960 --> 00:42:57.159
the raccoon out from underneath the stairs of the ladies

701
00:42:57.440 --> 00:43:06.960
home and he says, Okay, I've saved the day. Corroded

702
00:43:09.880 --> 00:43:18.119
wheish mommy. Mommy came up from behind and is now

703
00:43:18.159 --> 00:43:33.280
attached to his head attacking throws it to the ground

704
00:43:33.360 --> 00:43:36.280
w W E style and hits it with a dart

705
00:43:36.679 --> 00:43:39.119
with a drink dart from his holster.

706
00:43:42.800 --> 00:43:43.800
Is it dead?

707
00:43:44.599 --> 00:43:56.960
No, but she is in one deep Councoma's hard enough.

708
00:44:06.920 --> 00:44:09.039
You two are laughing. I never want to hear you

709
00:44:09.079 --> 00:44:12.440
complain about my taste of movies ever. Again, that was fun.

710
00:44:13.000 --> 00:44:15.760
And because I've seen so many bad and terrible movies,

711
00:44:15.960 --> 00:44:17.599
you got to enjoy that little scene.

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But is the whole movie that because I would watch.

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That, I showed you the best part. Just be thankful.

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So what we can get out of a ninety second

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trailer You spent two hours.

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They don't put that in the trailer. You gotta go.

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Looking in the movie for I bet they did.

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Back inside the Treehouse, guys. It turns out that it's

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really really hard to hide a strip club. Let's go

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to Louisville, Kentucky, where the Metro Alcohol Beverage Control Board

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is cracking down on a business it said is posing

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as a restaurant when it's actually functioning as a strip club.

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Louisville Metro ABC said Market Street Bar and Grill was

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doing business as the Gentlemen's Club The with Two Eas

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and just this week, the Alcohol Control Board in Louisville,

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Kentucky revoked the business's liquor license, saying the club violated

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the city's nudity ordinance. According to detectives, the business's Facebook

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page is full of posts that display half dressed women

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and stripping poles. You know, the kind of thing you'd

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expect to see at Market Street Bar and Grill. The

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Facebook page also has flyers talking about parties and a

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grand opening. But wait, there's more. According to the Louisville

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Beverage Control Board, state regulations state that a business operating

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as a restaurant must have fifty percent of its sales

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from food and alcohol. But they said they there were

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no servers, There were no tables for dining, no kitchen

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staff or even food storage at the Market Street Bar

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and Grill they say was operating as a strip club.

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The inspector said there was only one menu, which offered pizza,

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and he found ten frozen pizzas at the location. I mean,

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if if we're being honest, h a frozen Totino's at

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a strip club sounds pretty good.

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It's that would be delightful. Boobs in a Totina's. Yeah,

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that's redneck heaven. That's bring your own bush light.

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Yeah, I mean throwing some throwing some pizza rolls to

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go with the TUTSI rolls.

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Legs and eggs and some steaky leg you know how

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it works.

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It's good.

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It's uh. Just four days ago, the club posted an

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updated menu online that included more food options hot pockets losing.

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Man if they served on crustables. I'm moving to Louisville.

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Yeah, I don't want to go to a strip club

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that has crust.

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They cut it off before you get there.

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Can can you send this back? I'm just cut that

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a little bit.

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I'm not a diss. I'm a her whatever, a little doe.

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And needs to be good more.

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At least it's not crunchy.

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Oh.

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