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It is time believe your worries outside and laugh with
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us inside the treehouse. I'm Dan, o'melly along with Trey
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Trenholm and Raj Sharman. Today is Monday, June second, two
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thy twenty five. I don't know if this is a
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good sign or a bad sign as a celebrity. But
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once you start selling your own used bathwater, do you
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see that as a sign as having made it or
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that you've missed it? How much will they That's a
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good question.
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Not who is it? Just how much money do they getting?
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Well, I mean, yeah, who is it?
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But if you're selling it, if you're selling it for
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a dollar an ounce, maybe that's one thing. If you're
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getting one hundred an ounce, you know that's yeah.
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But people are into weird stuff, so you want to
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ask who is it first and how much because it
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could be like Ada, I mean.
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That should go for thousands.
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Yeah, that's hard to get. He's dead, yeah, which means
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you have to go looking for that.
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If you if you were on Barney Miller and you're
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selling your bathwater.
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Maybe we're Maybe we should start up a celebrity line
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of used bathwater, starting with the legendary Abagda.
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Tapping it off with a delightful Steve Chummy.
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Yeah, Sydney Sweeney is getting into the used bathwater market
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Doctor Squatch, which is a soap company that I've seen
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a lot on social media. Now that I've said the
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name out loud, I'm going to get hit with more
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ads for it. Doctor Squatch is ready to bring some
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people's fantasies to life with a limited edition with a
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limited edition soap infused with Sydney Sweeney's bathwater. The bar
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is creatively called Sydney's Bathwater Bliss, and it allegedly smells
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like pine Douglas fir and earthy moss.
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Just what you would.
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Hope Sidney Sweeney's ass would smell like earthy moss, or,
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as Doctor Squatch describes it, morning would m so clever.
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Yeah, And you know that's the the sad fact is,
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there's a huge market for weird stuff like this. It's
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there's women that sell their underwear. There's women that sell
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all kinds of stuff and and and make a fortune
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at it because men are degenerates.
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Yes we are. I mean to me that that is
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I'm sorry, Trey, go ahead.
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That's capitalizing on the only fans craze without being on
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only fans.
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That's that's just that's the first of all, soap is
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a gateway to OnlyFans.
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What this is about, which when she sees how much
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money she can make.
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Yeah, I mean there's there's.
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A real truth.
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That's just if you're a young, hot female, I mean,
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and all of a sudden you go and even especially
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with her with a little bit of fame already, if
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you have someone punch the numbers and go, you know.
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You could one year on OnlyFans and retire.
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Yeah, well off, yeah.
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Yeah, I mean there's a I think it was on TMZ.
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It was some adult film star that was not on OnlyFans,
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but she was. She was putting, she was panning her
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own farts and selling them, and that was making tons
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of money for her.
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Well this is not that, No, yeah, this is class
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Sidney Sweeney would probably make money on that as well.
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Sydney says they were doing so they were doing a
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photo shoot with Doctor Squatch, and she says, when we
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were at the Doctor Squatch photo shoot, they had a
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bathtub for me and I actually got in there and
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I took some soap and we had a nice little
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bath and they took the water, so it's my real bathwater,
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she said. I wanted to have it lean towards my
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home roots. So there's this really outdoorsy scent of like
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pine and earthy moss and fur fir. Don't get crazy,
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and she adds, so what smells super manly. But then
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there's some city bathwater mixed in, not Sydney bathwater, city
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bathwater mixed in.
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Yeah.
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Yeah, she's very self aware. She knows that. As she says,
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fans always joke about wanting my bathwater. I was like,
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you know what, this is just a cool way to
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have a conversation with the audience and give them what
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they want. No, that's not what they want. What they
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want is to be in the bath with you, back
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to what she says. She says, but then also hopefully
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encourage them to take care of themselves in a healthy way.
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That's not healthy, Sydney aithing and someone else else's bathwater
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is not healthy. It's actually the definition of dirty. Yes,
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there's a reason why we drain the tub after each use.
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Yeah, that's where the the phrase throw the baby out
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with the bathwater. It's because back in the day it
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would be one tub of bathwater, and the father would
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go first, and then the mother, and then the kids,
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and then the last one would be the baby. And
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it would be so diluted and polluted and filthy that
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sometimes they would forget the baby was in there.
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Mm hmm.
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So don't throw the baby out with the bathwater is
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where that comes from. So yeah, but I mean it
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goes back to guys going I'm bathing in her.
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Yeah.
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So as you're looking to snag your very own bar
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of Sydney Sweeney's bathwater, there will be a limited supply
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sold for just eight dollars each online June sixth.
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I just want to tell you the discipline you said
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eight dollars, the disappointment that washed over trade washed over
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trade space when he's like, that's it, Like they crunch
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those numbers and it came down to eight dollars.
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They also say you can enter a raffle and be
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one of one hundred lucky winners in case you don't
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want to fork over the eight dollars.
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She clearly needs new representation.
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Yeah, that should be a hard firing once she got
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the contract that was already pre approved for eight bucks each,
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because you know she's not getting all one hundred percent
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of Uh.
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You know, Squatch is getting some of that.
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This gets a lot of that.
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Squatches double dip it.
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Daniel Malley along with Trey Trenholm and Raj Sharma. Gentlemen,
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we have to write a major wrong here inside the
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Treehouse today. Today is Monday, June second, twenty twenty five,
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and we unfortunately missed a massive, massive piece of news
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on Friday's show that we just haphazardly ignored. So, Raj,
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I need to apologize to you and your people or
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forgetting to announce and discuss the twenty twenty five scripts
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National Spelling Bee that crowned its champion on Thursday night.
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I apologize that we did not cover it in the
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Friday show. So I'm hoping we can write that wrong
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now on Monday.
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Okay, I didn't want to bring it up. It hurt
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too bad.
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Well, I hope that enough time has passed. So now
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we can enjoy the moment that the winner of the
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twenty twenty five Scripts National Spelling Bee was crowned this
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past Thursday night.
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Hello doctor baby, Hi Faison. So if you spell this
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next word correctly, we will decline.
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This is Faison Zaki. He is thirteen years of age
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in seventh grade at Rice Middle School in our very
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own Allen, Texas.
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There are you, the champion of the historic one hundredth
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year of the Script's National Spelling Bee. Now let's all
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of us take a deep breath.
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I did not help it all.
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Smile well, a certain pacing would help to follow. Yeah, okay,
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your word is.
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A clar C small A clar small e c l
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A I R c I S s E M E
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n T.
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If that is correct, Congratulations face on Saki, you are
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the twenty twenty five Scripts Natural Spelling Beat Champion. Somebody
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peel him off the floor.
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We have a winner, a champion, and Script's CEO Adam
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Sixton will now present the tropata.
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Fason congratulations based on and then they hid behind him.
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The kid behind him that came in second places will
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never be seen or heard from again.
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Not so fast, mister, Sharma because the reason why young
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Faison knows the judge is there at the Script's National
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Spelling Bee so well and they're so familiar with one
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another is because he was the runner up last year.
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So congratulations to Young Faisan Zaki, thirteen years old out
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of Allen Texas twenty twenty five Script's National Spelling Bee champion.
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I believe he would be like number four, number five
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from North Texas. Yeah, there's a couple that are from
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South Lake.
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At this point, is the spelling Bee like is it
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gonna be?
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Is it like the BA men's basketball in the Olympics
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for the United States like it would? It's just taken
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for granted and then maybe one day there'll be a
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shocking upset.
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Yeah, there was about four years ago there was a
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non Indian that won. We call her a reg a regular,
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and we slipped. It's like that one time when Slovakia
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beat the US by like like by thirteen points. They're like, okay, guys,
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let's regroup. We thought this was going to be easy,
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and then since then it's just been US dominating. So yeah,
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we messed up one time, trick we let one slide
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and her answer, But.
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I would like to point out that as a very
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as a struggling Cowboys fan, this is a franchise I
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can support because of the anger I still feel towards
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the Dallas Mavericks and what they've done this season. This
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is a This is a community that I can throw
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my fandom behind, and that is the Indians of North
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Texas and their spelling bee prowess.
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This.
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Yes, this, my friends, this is a dynasty and we're
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all witnessing it.
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We're all in the middle of it.
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We're not even appreciating the level of domination that is
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happening at the Scripts Nash spelling Bee.
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This is.
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This is a bigger dynasty than the Cowboys of the nineties.
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This is a bigger dynasty than the Patriots. This may
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be a bigger dynasty than the Celtics.
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And you guys have seen the video of the Indian
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kid that passes out during the spelling I talk about
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it on stage all the time, one of my favorites. Yes,
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So he then gets back up spells the word correctly,
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because that's what you do when you're trained, when you're
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a trained soldier. It's either that or the cyanide pill
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that was under his lapel, he's got to chew that.
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When they cut to his.
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Sad thing is that kid gets his word and then
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you could just see his eyes start to roll and
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we all assumed that it was because he didn't know
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how to spell it, but in actuality, it was because
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all the blood had rushed out of his head and
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into his feet.
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And then and then he just kind of went, yeah,
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he's just kind of rifted over.
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And he got up, put some dirt on it, and
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spelled his word.
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And then he wins. So when they cut to his parents,