Oct. 16, 2024

RIP Robert Adolph Beam | Wednesday 10.16.24

RIP Robert Adolph Beam | Wednesday 10.16.24

We start off by finding out how many kids is too many for Trey where Megan Fox is concerned, then we find out that women need more sleep than men.  We then take the time to remember Robert Adolph Beam, a true legend.  And we end the show talking about...

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We start off by finding out how many kids is too many for Trey where Megan Fox is concerned, then we find out that women need more sleep than men. We then take the time to remember Robert Adolph Beam, a true legend. And we end the show talking about how Jelly Roll is losing his jelly.

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Women need more sleep than men do, studies say (ajc.com)

Jelly Roll Opening New Bar in Nashville Honoring Late Dad Buddy (tasteofcountry.com)

“That Last Mountain For Me” – Jelly Roll Gets Emotional Detailing How He’s Overcome Addiction & Now Lost Over 100 Pounds | Whiskey Riff

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It is time to leave your worries outside and come

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laugh with us inside the treehouse. I'm Daniel Malley along

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with Trey Trenholm and Raj Sharma on a Wednesday Wednesday,

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October sixteenth, twenty twenty four. Happy Wednesday to you, Raj,

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and to you too, Daniel. Happy Wednesday to you, Tray.

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Happy hump Day to you.

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Oh, speaking of hump days, we ended the show yesterday

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trying to figure out how many kids it would take

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for Trey not to date Megan Fox. And that's just

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the stupidest thing I think I'll say all day, but

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but I'm enjoying it.

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Yeah, it's it sent me on a Megan Fox down

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the Megan Fox rabbit hole.

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So yesterday we were trying to figure out, okay, how

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many kids would be too many kids for Tray's crazy

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hot matrix. And when we talk about the crazy hot matrix,

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we don't mean crazy hot, we mean crazy versus hot

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in relation to one another that Tray sort of not judges,

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but rates, although in a respectful manner. Women. So Trey,

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before we dive in deeper to Megan Fox's crazy hot

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matrix and how many kids it would take for you

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to date, as we mentioned, especially if you shut up

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for a first date with her and her kids at

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an Applebee's because that's where you know, moms with three

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kids hang out.

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But she's not a mom. She's making a Fox.

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Yeah, but I mean yeah, okay, she's not. She's definitely

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not a typical mom.

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You're not.

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You're not going to see her at those Pumpta events.

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I'm just saying, make it a Chili's. Class it up

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a bit, Daniel.

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You just wait till she shows up at Buffalo Wild.

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H So, Trey, can you give us some of the

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parameters for your crazy hot matrix?

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You know, uh, they look like men thoughts, then you

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know that's the top of the scale. And then if

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I fear for my life, then you know that's kind

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of where those the crazy INTERSECTX and uh.

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So it's like an x y graft type of thing

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going on.

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Okay, So you so your vin diagram is is your point?

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Is there? Yeah?

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And uh and like I said after yesterday's show, I

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went down the Megan Fox rabbit hole and uh, she's

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so hot. You know she could have an orphanage. I'd

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still date her. Hey, what do you got against orphans.

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That's how hot she is.

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Yeah, except in this in this film, you're the one

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holding the bowl asking for more.

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I was happy to find out that she and Machine

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Gun Kelly have broken up.

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Yes really yeah, oh you did go down to Megan

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Fox rabbet.

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And here's even better. The statistic for Megan Fox. She

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has twenty one point eight million followers on Instagram and

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zero post.

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So that's a famous quotient right there. How famous are you?

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She has how many falls?

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Twenty one point eight million and not a single damn

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not a single post. And I'll bet you twenty one

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million of those are guys.

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Oh yeah, that is that is famous. I was afraid

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you were about to say twenty one kids or something.

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It's like that.

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No in the other point eight or boys that will

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soon be men, they're just men in waiting. Yeah yeah,

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So I'm just saying, like, if you if it's it's

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Megan Fox hot three kids, but no Brian Austin Green,

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like she just shows up with just so there's no

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Brian Austin Green money. This is coming out of trade

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Trent Holmes pocket.

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I'd you know, I'd find a way, so a Megan

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Fox doppel ganger.

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I mean, yes, that's it.

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Here's the ultimate because I was looking at whatever pictures

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and this is and when they look like that, they

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could go from one second wanting to bang you to

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death to stabbing you to death and just in the

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flash and it really kind of have the same look.

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That's so that's a great hot Okay. So really it

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goes from you trying to stab her to death in

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one way and her actually stablished death.

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Okay.

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Yeah, I like the I like the honesty where he's like,

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here's the hot, here's the in fear of my life,

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like if so, like let's say, it's like super hot

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but kind of scared a little, not in fear of

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your life, just kind of a little scared.

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It's kind of like the crazy hot matrix for Trey

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would be similar to the movie Basic Instinct. We brought

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this up the other day, where you know, Sharon Stone

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in Basic Instinct very attractive but also possibly a crazy murderer,

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and Michael Douglas was fine to jump in bed with that.

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Even even when she starts reaching back, you don't know

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what she's reaching for. Could be an ice pick, might

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be a silk's are if you really don't know. That's

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that's where Trey lives. Okay, he wants to be in

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bed with someone that when she reaches back, he don't

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know what she's grabbing for.

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So then so then here's my gonna sit back and

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enjoy the ride. Yeah, so when we the one that

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does happen? When when when Trey ends up on dateline

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like gruesomely murdered in bed, the two of us will

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be like, yeah, sounds about right.

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This will be a very very very short documentary. Then

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Trey won't be able to watch, and he'll be very

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sad about that.

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Because we have to feel those questions and like, can

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you believe that happened to Trey, And the both of

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us will be like, yes that, yep, yeah, that's exactly

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how we want to hold the room.

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Side by side. It'll actually it'll look kind of like

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this will be in the same room, side by side,

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and we'll look at one another and then look back

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at the camera.

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Go but yeah, yeah, I mean, the official statement would

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be it was just a matter of time.

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The forensics are like fifty two stab wounds and a

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giant smile on his face.

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And he died doing what he loved. Crazy women.

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dot com. In addition to Trey dying at the hands

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of a crazy woman, there is an outstanding obituary that

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we can use perhaps as a template for trays that

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I'm going to share with you a little bit later

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on today. But before we get to that, since we

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were talking about women, and we were talking about the

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crazy hot matrix and for being honest, objectifying women just

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a little bit, you know, back in Fox, let's balance

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it out with a little bit of uplifting of women. Okay,

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and that is science. Science is going to teach us

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about women men. Are you ready for this? So, according

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to studies, women need more sleep than us men do. Okay.

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Although this difference might seem small, and by small, I

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mean women require about eleven minutes more sleep per night

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than men. Okay. Although this difference might seem small, it

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can have significant implications for overall health and well being

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for men. Sorry, I couldn't resist that. Now they say

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this is true, women require around eleven minutes more sleep

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per night than men. It might not seem like a

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big deal, but it can have a huge overall positive

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impact on health and well being for women. Sort of

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like going back and saying, oh, I need my beauty sleep. Well,

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it is kind of true. Beauty sleep is kind of

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a real thing. The research is limited, but the reasoning

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points to hormones. Shocker. That's according to the Sleep Foundation,

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women experience a roller coaster of hormonal changes throughout their lives.

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Trey loves that ride by the way from menstruation to

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pregnancy and menopause. Each of these stages can disrupt sleep patterns.

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Women are also forty percent more likely than men to

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suffer from insomnia. Going back real quick, that women require

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about eleven minutes more per let me rephrase that because

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I can't talk today. Women requiring about eleven minutes more

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sleep per night than men do. If you're in a

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couple's situation, that eleven minutes, that's that's a whole lot

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of extra peace and quiet for a man. So yay

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for that.

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So that I have ever dated wasn't oversleeping. They were

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scientifically charging their bodies. Yeah, okay, nobody was ever late.

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They were just going by science.

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Yeah, now they've got a science excuse. Beyond biological factors,

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societal expectations and responsibilities also contribute to women's sleep needs.

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Research has shown women often shoulder the majority of household

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and caregiving duties, mainly because they say we're no good

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at it. Some of them have not uncovered our deep

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dark secret as men, which is, if we fail at

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doing a task enough times, they'll do it for us.

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Yep.

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Research has also shown that this leads to increase fatigue

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and stress, and women are typically the ones who get

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up through the night to support children or in some

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cases elderly parents or in some cases like myself or

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even Trey in his drinking days, drunk significant others. Laundry

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basket women deal with a lot, There's no doubt about it,

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and they need more time to recuperate and sleep because

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of it. Anyone shocked by that?

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know now that when when when Nicky sleeps in, she's

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being uh, she's she's she's doing it for science, not

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because she just overslept the alarm.

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No, it really has nothing to do with with over sleeping.

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It just has everything to do with putting up with art.

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But I'm the one, like I I wake up when

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the dog yeps to go outside, and I'm the one

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who wakes up to take the dogs for the walks.

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So I I do that. I do that for science

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as well, so that I'm not murdered scientifically.

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Yeah, there's Uh, you gotta be careful with that, because

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you know, a woman can go from very sweet, very demure.

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If we're being honest too, I don't know.

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That is that?

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That is?

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Uh I have I have witnessed that, and there's no

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there's no science behind that. That's that's the devil.

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There.

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There are some experience, there are some experiments that even

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scientists don't want to go near. And that's one because

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mice can't replicate that.

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Yeah, that's a that's a demon. That's what that is.

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Any women in my life, if they've ever said, hey,

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I want to sleep in, I dare not wake them up.

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Even I've that's that's going past line, even if it

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scares me.

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You don't want to be that much in fear of

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your life.

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Huh huh, that's suicide.

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Tre He loves a crazy woman, but he ain't stupid.

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That's a very important thing to keep in mind because look,

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I grew up in a sensitive household, you know, and

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the household revolved around my mom and her moods, and

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we wanted to keep her in the best mood possible

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because if she wasn't in a good mood, then the

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whole house burned down. So I've kind of carried that

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over into my adulthood, even with my wife, because look,

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no matter what noise I make, and I'm usually up

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before she is, and she can be sound asleep, looking

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like sleeping beauty there in the bed. If one bone

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in my toe pops, if one creak of the wood floor,

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you know, does something, it doesn't matter how faint it is. Well,

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that's a door slamming. She'll wake up from that. But

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something like where did it go? I'm trying to think

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if I'm just trying to open just trying to open

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the door to a bathroom, so I can just you know,

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just be quiet about it. She's awake, she's awake, there's

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no sinking around. Can't do It's impossible. So it's like

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I'm trying to do this, but instead she hears and

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she's awake.

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Is she awakened? Mad?

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If if you woke up to this, would you be happy?

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I live in Mesquite, Okay, that's that happens daily. I'm

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really close to town.

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He's small, so yeah, oh wait, that's actually the wrong one.

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You're awake anyway, That's just that's just to let you know.

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There's a sale at Macy's.

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Or it's gun show weekend, let's go to big town.

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It is though, it's it's it's it's a very disturbing

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thing because like we've got one of the sliding barn

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door things that separates the bathroom from the bedroom, and

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I'll legitimately try to open it very very softly, but

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all it takes is this, and then I'll stick my

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head around the corner of the door to see if

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she's awake, and her eyes are just staring right at me.

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Oh no, And so everybody's up now, yeah, And and honestly,

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the harder I try to not wake her up, the

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louder I get. It's. It's it's an impossible situation.

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So so then so if you so, if you didn't try,

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would that would that help you?

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I've tried that too, honestly, and that doesn't work much better.

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Okay. I just thought, if you were, like, you know what,

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let me just get up, let me hop up, let

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me do everything as quick as possible, and.

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It might as well be a tiny idiotic orchestra that

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I've started.

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Okay. I like that tiny exactly orchestra.

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Okay, And I'm the maestro.

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there I did find I did find an audio example

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of what it sounds like when I try to sneak

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around the house and wake up my wife. Are you ready?

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So the first part is going to be me sneaking

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around and the second part is going to be me

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waking up my wife. What it sounds like? Are you ready?

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Here we go? Mmmmmmm, there you go. In case you

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missed it, the only thing at that point you can

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do is hope Mathra shows up and then you can

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escape in the middle of the epic battle. Now it

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is time for the greatest obituary that I've read in

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recent memory. It is ironic that Trey found this and

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sent it, because I think this will actually be the

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template that we use for your eventual obituary. Because, in

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the words of the Great Keanu reeves none of us

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is getting out of here alive, so we might as

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well enjoy it while we're here, and that includes going

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out with a really bitch and obituary. Right, So, I

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would like to introduce to you a man by the

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name of Robert Adolph Beam. Clearly, yeah, clearly, mister Beam

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had a lot to overcome in his life, not only

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what looks to be a stroke based on the photo,

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but also a middle name like Adolf. And keep in

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mind his parents were very special because Robert Adolph Beam

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was born May sixth, nineteen fifty, well after his parents

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should have known better than to use the name Adolf

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anywhere in his name, but they gave it to him anyway.

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Go figure. But I do want to tell you about

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young Robert Adolf Beam, who was born May sixth, nineteen

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fifty and he passed away just last week October sixth,

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twenty twenty four. And like I said, it really is

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I think a template to how we should all structure

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our obituaries. Are you ready?

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Yeah?

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Rip Adolf.

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Robert ate OFLF Beam, in accordance with his lifelong dedication

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to his own personal brand of decorum, muttered his last

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unintelligible and likely unnecessary curse on October six, twenty twenty four,

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shortly before tripping backward over some stupid mother looking thing

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and hitting his head on the floor. Robert was a

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Texas man. Robert was born in Winters, Texas, to the

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late Walter Beam and Betty Smith on May sixth, nineteen fifty,

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after which God immediately and thankfully broke the mold and

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attempted to cover up the evidence.

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Raised.

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Raised Catholic, Robert managed to get his wife Diane pregnant

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three times, fast enough to just barely miss getting drafted

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into the Vietnam War by fathering Michelle, John and Charlotte

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between nineteen sixty seven and nineteen seventy two. Much later,

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with Robert possibly concerned about the brewing conflict in Grenada,

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Charles was born in nineteen eighty three. This lack of

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military service was probably for the best, as when taking

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up shooting as a hobby in his later years, he

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managed to blow not one but two holes in the

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dash of his own car on two separate occasions, which

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unfortunately did not even startle, let alone surprise his dear

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wife Diane, who was much accustomed to such happenings in

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his presence and may have actually been safer in the

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jungles of Vietnam the entire time, Oh Jesus, While the

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world was in conflict elsewhere, Robert made do by learning

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to roof, maintaining traffic signs with the City of Amarillo,

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and eventually becoming a semi professional truck driver, not to

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be confused with a professional semi truck driver. With peace

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on the horizon, Robert's attention somewhat counterintuitively drifted to weapons

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of war, spanning the historical and geographical spectrum of the

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level of nineteen thousand BC France to the of eighteen

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thirties Africa to the one eight nine to one of

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World War two Ari Soviet Union.

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How is this man?

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This is Robert Adolf Beam, and I would like to

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point out that I did not read any of this

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ahead of time. I am cold reading this moment right here.

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That's how good I am.

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Oh my god, this is not good for my chest.

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Cold Back to back to mister beams obituary here.

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I just want you to go back to the France

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and the Soviet the pronunciation of.

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Those with peace on the horizon. Robert's attention somewhat counterintuitively

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drifted to weapons of war, spanning the historical and geographical spectrum,

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from the level of nineteen thousand BC France to the

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of eighteen thirties Africa to the Mossine na gaunt in

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one eight nine one of World War two area Soviet Union.

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So many examples of these mainstream hobbyist items litter his

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small Clarendon, Texas apartment that one of them may very

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well have been the item referenced in his aforementioned eloquent

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final epitaph. As many a man of many interests, Robert

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was not to be entranced by historical weapons alone. Also

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had a penchant for fashion, frequently seen about town wearing

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the latest trend and homemade leather moccasins, a wide collection

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of unconventional hats and boldly mispatched shirts advanced. Does anyone

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else need a break from from Robert's Uh, we'll finish

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this when we get back. You're in the treehouse.

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carry forward that mission proudly. Let's get back to mister Adolf.

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Wait thought, sorry, that's not his full name. It is

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Robert Adolph Beams fantastic obituary here, which by the way,

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is real. He was born May sixth, nineteen fifty. He

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died October six, twenty twenty four, and I mean it.

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This really should be the template of all obituaries going forward.

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Is this man? This man's a classic without a doubt.

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All right, you guys ready for part two of mister

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Beam's obituary. Yes, all right, here we go, RAJ. Would

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you like me to pick it back up from his

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obvious I can do that for you.

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The best.

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With peace on the horizon, Robert's attention somewhat counterintuitively drift

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into weapons of war, spanning the historical and geographical spectrum

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of the level of nineteen thousand BC friends, to this

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of eighteen thirties Africa, to the to the motion that

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got in one eight nine to one of World War

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two era Sovietien. Pull yourself together, man, I'm trying to

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read an obituary here.

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Rip okay, I don't know if your pronunciations are correct

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or not. It doesn't matter.

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Don't you dare fact check me.

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That's what I'm saying.

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I don't know what he's saying.

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You back off, Martha Radats from ABC. You just let

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me have my fun.

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It's just the.

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Glott spanning the historical geographical spectrum of the level of

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nineteen thousand BC France. Dude, that's of eighteen thirties Africa,

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to the most of the gaunt of one nine one

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of World War two Aerosova.

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Right.

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So many examples of these mainstream hobbyist items litter Robert's

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small Clarendon, Texas apartment that one of them may very

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well have been. The item referenced in is aforementioned eloquent

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final epitaph. A man of many interests, Robert was not

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to be entranced by historical weapons alone, but also had

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a penchant for fashion, frequently seen about town wearing the

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latest trend and homemade leather moccasins, a wide collection of

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unconventional hats, and boldly mismatch shirts and pants. Robert also

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kept a wide selection of harmonicas on nan not to

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play personally, but to prompt, but to prompt his beloved

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dogs to howl continuously at odd hours of the night,

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to entertain his many neighbors, and occasionally to give as

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many many many grandchildren and great grandchildren to play loudly

470
00:31:45.799 --> 00:31:51.519
during long road trips with their parents. Earlier this year,

471
00:31:51.559 --> 00:31:56.519
in February, God finally showed mercy upon Diane, getting her

472
00:31:56.559 --> 00:31:58.519
the hell out of there for some well earned peace

473
00:31:58.559 --> 00:32:04.000
and quiet. Without Diane to gleefully entertain, Robert shifted his

474
00:32:04.079 --> 00:32:07.920
creative focus to the entertainment of you, the fine townspeople

475
00:32:07.920 --> 00:32:11.240
of Clarendon, Texas, over the last eight months. If you

476
00:32:11.279 --> 00:32:13.839
have not met Robert or seen his road show yet,

477
00:32:14.000 --> 00:32:18.079
you probably would have soon. We've all done our best

478
00:32:18.119 --> 00:32:21.359
to enjoy slash weather Robert's antics up to this point.

479
00:32:21.400 --> 00:32:29.839
But he's God's problem now. Robert's fall well. Robert's farewell

480
00:32:29.920 --> 00:32:34.240
tour will be held Monday, October fourteenth at ten am

481
00:32:34.400 --> 00:32:38.000
Memorial Park Funeral Home sixty nine sixty nine East Interstate

482
00:32:38.039 --> 00:32:42.880
forty Highway, Amarillo, Texas, seventy nine one one eight. We

483
00:32:43.119 --> 00:32:43.599
just missed it.

484
00:32:44.079 --> 00:32:47.720
I know we should have gone.

485
00:32:47.480 --> 00:32:51.279
The family encourages you to dust off whatever outdated or

486
00:32:51.319 --> 00:32:55.079
inappropriate combination of clothing you have available to attend. A

487
00:32:55.160 --> 00:33:01.079
tip jar will be available in the front. Flowers are

488
00:33:01.119 --> 00:33:02.079
also acceptable.

489
00:33:05.200 --> 00:33:11.920
I would have brought a hundred and Harmonica, Oh.

490
00:33:12.519 --> 00:33:29.400
I'm gonna miss him.

491
00:33:29.960 --> 00:33:33.400
You're listening to the tree House. Visit us online a

492
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for Hangman's at Hangman's dot com. That is Hangman's dot com.

502
00:34:40.639 --> 00:34:44.239
I would like to propose something to U Raj and

503
00:34:44.280 --> 00:34:47.639
to U tree here inside the treehouse. Okay, I think

504
00:34:48.320 --> 00:34:55.599
that in order to properly honor Robert Adolphbeam of Clarendon,

505
00:34:55.679 --> 00:35:00.920
Texas born in Winters, Texas, think what we should do

506
00:35:01.320 --> 00:35:06.679
is honor him either on the day of his birth

507
00:35:07.039 --> 00:35:10.320
or the day of his death, or maybe both each

508
00:35:10.360 --> 00:35:13.800
and every year and reread his obituary.

509
00:35:15.480 --> 00:35:19.039
Yes, I think we should also have a Beam party

510
00:35:19.840 --> 00:35:23.360
where you come with your unconventional hat and your mismatched

511
00:35:23.400 --> 00:35:28.519
clothes and leather moccasins, and everyone brings a harmonica and

512
00:35:28.840 --> 00:35:32.199
some sort of I guess homemade weapon. The last part

513
00:35:32.199 --> 00:35:36.840
we don't have to do. But that was the greatest

514
00:35:36.840 --> 00:35:37.960
obituary of all.

515
00:35:37.880 --> 00:35:42.199
Time, I know. And look, it's difficult to do a

516
00:35:42.280 --> 00:35:46.840
really good obituary, right, Yeah, they're a somber thing typically,

517
00:35:47.440 --> 00:35:52.880
but to get one that is so fantastic is honestly

518
00:35:54.400 --> 00:35:59.840
pretty rare. And so I'm I.

519
00:36:00.159 --> 00:36:02.280
Just want to meet the person that wrote it, because

520
00:36:02.280 --> 00:36:05.039
it's got to be one of his kids, you.

521
00:36:04.960 --> 00:36:07.440
Think so, because when I read one like this, I

522
00:36:07.559 --> 00:36:10.800
kind of think this might be him, like maybe he

523
00:36:10.880 --> 00:36:11.320
wrote it.

524
00:36:12.239 --> 00:36:15.840
No, it's got to be one of his kids, or.

525
00:36:15.800 --> 00:36:18.000
If he had a sibling. But yeah, I would.

526
00:36:18.079 --> 00:36:19.639
Yeah, maybe a siblings.

527
00:36:19.760 --> 00:36:25.760
It's the thing that makes it. It's not hateful, Yeah,

528
00:36:25.320 --> 00:36:27.840
it's just honest.

529
00:36:28.719 --> 00:36:32.519
It's just perfect. So maybe the next live show that

530
00:36:32.559 --> 00:36:36.920
we do, we make it a beam show where everybody

531
00:36:36.920 --> 00:36:40.239
that has to come to the live event where your

532
00:36:40.280 --> 00:36:46.440
boldest mismatched shirt and pants and your most unconventional hat.

533
00:36:47.880 --> 00:36:50.400
That would actually be pretty interesting because then we could

534
00:36:50.440 --> 00:36:52.000
do a live reading.

535
00:36:52.840 --> 00:36:55.760
Yes of the habitually.

536
00:36:56.440 --> 00:37:00.159
Yeah, aren't we really just treading on having another white

537
00:37:00.199 --> 00:37:00.719
trash party.

538
00:37:04.400 --> 00:37:07.159
Yeah, we're working the tip pretty good right there. You're

539
00:37:07.199 --> 00:37:07.639
right right.

540
00:37:11.559 --> 00:37:16.760
Those are always my favorite. Yeah, that would be good.

541
00:37:16.800 --> 00:37:20.880
That's what it's close as you're gonna get. Yeah, and

542
00:37:21.000 --> 00:37:22.880
the harmonica thing I lost it at.

543
00:37:26.000 --> 00:37:29.159
I'm looking forward to that. So the next time we

544
00:37:29.199 --> 00:37:31.519
could read it then would be May sixth, that would

545
00:37:31.519 --> 00:37:34.639
be his birthday, that was when Robert was born, and

546
00:37:34.679 --> 00:37:36.639
then October sixth, on the day of his death. I

547
00:37:36.679 --> 00:37:38.079
think it's fine to do it twice a year. I

548
00:37:38.119 --> 00:37:39.159
think that feels pretty good.

549
00:37:39.480 --> 00:37:43.280
Yeah, to honor the man, the legend.

550
00:37:45.360 --> 00:37:47.400
Finally a good adolph.

551
00:37:49.920 --> 00:37:51.559
An Adolf I could get behind.

552
00:37:51.559 --> 00:37:59.880
Yes, exactly. When he pounds on the podium, you're like yeah,

553
00:38:02.280 --> 00:38:09.119
all right. Today is Wednesday, October sixteenth, two thousand, twenty four.

554
00:38:09.239 --> 00:38:11.519
Well I almost said twenty sixteen. That had been weird,

555
00:38:11.599 --> 00:38:13.719
although would have been good because Robert would still have

556
00:38:13.719 --> 00:38:19.119
been alive. Birthdays Today inside the Treehouse. Caterina's coursone is

557
00:38:19.199 --> 00:38:22.239
forty two. She plays doctor Amelia Sheppard on Grade's Anatomy.

558
00:38:22.440 --> 00:38:27.719
I stopped watching that show, I think after Denny died.

559
00:38:28.199 --> 00:38:31.079
I watched Grays for a couple of years. When Denny died,

560
00:38:31.480 --> 00:38:35.400
that's when I stopped watching the show. Ironically, Denny, the

561
00:38:35.440 --> 00:38:39.880
actor that played Denny in Gray's Anatomy, went on to

562
00:38:40.000 --> 00:38:42.880
kill people with a baseball bat named Lucille. I'm walking dead.

563
00:38:43.239 --> 00:38:45.239
It shows you how good of an actor Jeffrey Dean

564
00:38:45.280 --> 00:38:51.519
Morgan is to play both characters so convincingly. Other Birthdays today.

565
00:38:51.760 --> 00:38:53.800
By the way, Raj, you were kind of nodding. Did

566
00:38:53.840 --> 00:38:55.039
you watch Gray's Anatomy?

567
00:38:55.639 --> 00:38:59.119
I did? I still do. I still watch I still

568
00:38:59.119 --> 00:38:59.840
watch the Grays.

569
00:39:01.119 --> 00:39:05.519
And you've watched all twenty million seasons.

570
00:39:05.920 --> 00:39:11.199
Uh no, I'm at I think I'm at season because

571
00:39:11.960 --> 00:39:13.239
eight or nine right now.

572
00:39:13.119 --> 00:39:15.320
Isn't it. It's in It's like twenty second season.

573
00:39:15.320 --> 00:39:17.599
I think Oh yeah, it's it's like an emergizer bunny.

574
00:39:17.639 --> 00:39:19.960
At this point, it's basically Gray's Anatomy and the Simpsons

575
00:39:19.960 --> 00:39:20.800
they just won't stop.

576
00:39:21.239 --> 00:39:23.840
Yeah, so I still keep up with what's going on today,

577
00:39:23.880 --> 00:39:26.679
but then I go back and watch the older, older episodes.

578
00:39:26.679 --> 00:39:29.239
But yeah, when Denny died and then what's her name?

579
00:39:29.320 --> 00:39:34.239
The blonde girl that Catherine Heigel. Yeah, she was so

580
00:39:34.519 --> 00:39:36.920
h she was so difficult to work with that they

581
00:39:36.960 --> 00:39:38.960
had to write her off the show. So they made

582
00:39:38.960 --> 00:39:40.880
her have a brain tumor and then have sex with

583
00:39:40.960 --> 00:39:44.599
Denny's ghost and that's when they that's when it was over.

584
00:39:45.119 --> 00:39:46.119
I'm really glad that.

585
00:39:46.079 --> 00:39:49.239
I punched out of that show before that. Yeah, that's

586
00:39:49.280 --> 00:39:51.719
when that show started taking a turn. And I was like, yeah,

587
00:39:51.760 --> 00:39:54.360
I think I'm gonna go watch old bay Watch episodes

588
00:39:54.400 --> 00:39:58.519
and stuff, something a little more substance. Other birthdays today

589
00:39:58.639 --> 00:40:01.840
Jeremy Jackson, All, my, I didn't plan this because I

590
00:40:01.920 --> 00:40:06.719
rarely read ahead. Jeremy Jackson's forty four today. He played

591
00:40:06.800 --> 00:40:08.440
Hoby Buchannan on Baywatch.

592
00:40:09.159 --> 00:40:11.480
Oh look at that, and he's forty four.

593
00:40:11.960 --> 00:40:14.639
Forty four. I was a happy accident, right there. Hoby

594
00:40:14.719 --> 00:40:19.880
Buchanan on Baywatch forty four. We were talking recently about

595
00:40:19.880 --> 00:40:23.880
Brian Austin Green and his impressive not just body count,

596
00:40:23.920 --> 00:40:28.039
but you know, just really attractive Hollywood starlet said he's

597
00:40:28.079 --> 00:40:31.519
worked his way through. Another big name in that same

598
00:40:31.559 --> 00:40:34.039
pantheon would be Wilmer Valderrama. He was sort of like

599
00:40:34.079 --> 00:40:36.239
the gatekeeper to Hollywood. You had to hit him, you

600
00:40:36.280 --> 00:40:38.320
had to get with him first before you could become somebody,

601
00:40:38.400 --> 00:40:40.079
and then when you became somebody, then you got Brian

602
00:40:40.119 --> 00:40:41.800
Austin Green, sort of like working your way through a

603
00:40:41.840 --> 00:40:46.119
video game. John Mayer has that type of status. He

604
00:40:46.199 --> 00:40:50.039
is forty seven today, the singer of say no such Thing,

605
00:40:50.159 --> 00:40:52.880
waiting on the world to change, who says your body

606
00:40:52.960 --> 00:40:54.719
is a wonderland, which I think the only reason he

607
00:40:54.719 --> 00:40:56.679
wrote that song and put it out is just to

608
00:40:56.679 --> 00:40:57.159
get laid.

609
00:40:57.920 --> 00:41:01.679
He wrote that for Jennifal of WWTT.

610
00:41:00.559 --> 00:41:04.960
There you Go, We Go Zone and and and and

611
00:41:05.000 --> 00:41:08.719
I think we'd all agree, yes, sir, and he would

612
00:41:08.719 --> 00:41:11.320
certainly know of go ahead.

613
00:41:11.400 --> 00:41:14.079
At least with him, Like I put him in a

614
00:41:14.079 --> 00:41:16.719
different pantheon than Brian Austin Green because he can play

615
00:41:16.719 --> 00:41:20.679
the guitar and sing like that, you're automatically I mean,

616
00:41:21.119 --> 00:41:23.920
if if you can do one of those two things,

617
00:41:23.920 --> 00:41:28.119
but especially but if you can do both, you're you're tyler,

618
00:41:28.559 --> 00:41:32.320
you know area where you can be but ugly and

619
00:41:32.360 --> 00:41:34.199
you're still gonna get whatever you want.

620
00:41:34.639 --> 00:41:37.119
And he does stand up. He's actually very very funny,

621
00:41:38.159 --> 00:41:40.440
so he's got that going. So he's got he's very funny.

622
00:41:40.440 --> 00:41:41.760
He can be funny and talented.

623
00:41:43.599 --> 00:41:46.840
He's like he's like a like a like a homely

624
00:41:47.119 --> 00:41:47.880
justin Timberlake.

625
00:41:49.079 --> 00:41:51.519
And he even and he's so successful. He even had

626
00:41:51.519 --> 00:41:55.880
a cameo in one of our favorite Treehouse films, Zombieavers.

627
00:41:56.599 --> 00:42:02.679
Yes, okay, yeah, and he's on top. He's on tour

628
00:42:02.719 --> 00:42:04.639
with the Dave Chappelle, like he he shows up what

629
00:42:05.280 --> 00:42:07.679
Chappelle does shows and he plays the guitar and does

630
00:42:07.719 --> 00:42:10.360
some stand up and then as Dave is doing his

631
00:42:10.400 --> 00:42:11.480
stand up, he'll play the guitar.

632
00:42:13.920 --> 00:42:15.760
Is his stand up, just sitting there on the stool

633
00:42:15.760 --> 00:42:18.239
with the guitar doing an acoustic set and occasion point

634
00:42:18.280 --> 00:42:20.760
up to a screen that shows like some of the

635
00:42:20.840 --> 00:42:24.679
famous starlets he slept with and said, did her that.

636
00:42:24.599 --> 00:42:26.960
Would be that would be pretty awesome. But now he's

637
00:42:26.960 --> 00:42:29.639
actually got material. I've seen it it's it's pretty.

638
00:42:29.360 --> 00:42:32.639
Good, like h like Carrot Top or better?

639
00:42:33.519 --> 00:42:39.000
Oh, no carrot Top? Who can who can beat that?

640
00:42:39.400 --> 00:42:41.199
Well, now, if he pulls Jennifer lev Hewett out of

641
00:42:41.239 --> 00:42:42.199
his guitar case.

642
00:42:44.039 --> 00:42:45.480
And answer that question, it's Gallagher.

643
00:42:54.159 --> 00:43:17.159
Visit us online Everyhouse on Air dot com. You're in

644
00:43:17.239 --> 00:43:23.239
the treehouse, visit us online at Treehouse on Air dot com.

645
00:43:23.480 --> 00:43:26.880
While you're at Treehouse on Air dot com, you can

646
00:43:26.960 --> 00:43:31.199
check out all sorts of goodies there, past episodes, current episodes,

647
00:43:31.880 --> 00:43:34.639
not quite future episodes. But you can also check out

648
00:43:35.280 --> 00:43:37.199
some video stuff that's on there with links to our

649
00:43:37.280 --> 00:43:41.760
YouTube channel YouTube dot com, slash at Treehouse on Air,

650
00:43:42.800 --> 00:43:46.679
or obviously just do it at Treehouse on Air dot com.

651
00:43:46.880 --> 00:43:48.679
Today has been a lot of fun and I'd like

652
00:43:48.719 --> 00:43:53.360
to personally thank Robert Adolph Beam for sharing his life

653
00:43:53.400 --> 00:43:56.239
with us. There is one more little piece of news

654
00:43:56.239 --> 00:43:57.719
I wanted to share with you guys before we punch

655
00:43:57.760 --> 00:44:00.159
out at the Treehouse for the day, and that is

656
00:44:00.199 --> 00:44:06.840
about jelly Roll. Everyone knows jelly Roll, right, the country singer. Well,

657
00:44:07.000 --> 00:44:09.119
it's been a big week for jelly Roll. He's got

658
00:44:09.119 --> 00:44:12.280
a new album out, so he's making lots more money

659
00:44:12.400 --> 00:44:14.199
and not only does he have a new album. I

660
00:44:14.280 --> 00:44:16.599
guess the other thing you do in country music now

661
00:44:17.239 --> 00:44:20.000
is you open up a bar in Nashville. He's got

662
00:44:20.000 --> 00:44:23.000
a new bar that he's opening up on Broadway in Nashville.

663
00:44:23.519 --> 00:44:26.400
So you know, everything's coming up roses for Jelly Roll.

664
00:44:26.880 --> 00:44:29.039
And just when you think it couldn't get any better,

665
00:44:29.960 --> 00:44:32.639
Jelly Roll has announced that he's down one hundred pounds

666
00:44:33.119 --> 00:44:34.760
and I can assume he's going to change his name

667
00:44:34.800 --> 00:44:35.480
to Jolly Rancher.

668
00:44:42.199 --> 00:44:42.800
That's a good one.

669
00:44:42.840 --> 00:44:45.920
I like it, Thank you, thank you. I mean it's

670
00:44:46.239 --> 00:44:47.840
when you lose one hundred pounds, you're gonna be a

671
00:44:47.880 --> 00:44:49.599
little more Jolly Rancher shaped as oppose.

672
00:44:49.719 --> 00:44:56.760
Yeah, he's he lost a third grader. It's basically what

673
00:44:56.840 --> 00:44:57.320
he's lost.

674
00:44:57.440 --> 00:44:59.039
I think that's a pretty big third grader.

675
00:44:59.760 --> 00:45:01.719
It's it's it's misquite.

676
00:45:02.760 --> 00:45:06.559
That's true. Uh, but yeah, it really does seem interesting,

677
00:45:06.559 --> 00:45:09.800
how like different signs of making it in different industries,

678
00:45:10.480 --> 00:45:12.400
Like in country music, it really is. Now you gotta

679
00:45:12.440 --> 00:45:14.760
gotta do you have a bar? Do you have a barn?

680
00:45:16.000 --> 00:45:17.840
It's like all all the big names have one now

681
00:45:17.920 --> 00:45:19.760
to where I guess, like if if your name's just

682
00:45:19.880 --> 00:45:22.079
Mike you can't have a bar in Nashville. You gotta

683
00:45:22.119 --> 00:45:26.159
be Luke Bran or Garth Brooks or who was it?

684
00:45:26.280 --> 00:45:30.920
So now Jelly Rolls got one, wasn't Uh? Toby Keith

685
00:45:30.960 --> 00:45:32.199
had one? Didn't?

686
00:45:32.440 --> 00:45:32.599
Uh?

687
00:45:34.079 --> 00:45:36.400
Brett Michaels from Poison? Did he have one for a

688
00:45:36.440 --> 00:45:40.079
while or did he just work at one?

689
00:45:43.199 --> 00:45:45.440
He did? He did really well with his money. If

690
00:45:45.480 --> 00:45:47.400
it was anybody that's gonna be working there, it would

691
00:45:47.440 --> 00:45:50.320
be cecy to build like he's the one who like

692
00:45:50.400 --> 00:45:51.920
literally snorted his house.

693
00:45:54.280 --> 00:45:55.159
I don't know.

694
00:45:54.719 --> 00:45:58.159
I'd be okay to see the one armed drummer tendon bar.

695
00:45:58.239 --> 00:46:04.679
That'd be impressive. Can have a reboot of Cocktail.

696
00:46:07.679 --> 00:46:10.000
He would throw the shaker tin in the air. He

697
00:46:10.119 --> 00:46:12.800
just can't catch it.

698
00:46:12.800 --> 00:46:14.920
It'd be it'd be like a sort of a cross

699
00:46:14.960 --> 00:46:17.880
between Cocktail and my left foot.

700
00:46:23.880 --> 00:46:28.360
That poor guy, he's been through enough. Rick Allen from

701
00:46:28.440 --> 00:46:31.079
tep levor leave that man alone. He learned to play

702
00:46:31.159 --> 00:46:32.920
the drums with one hand.

703
00:46:33.079 --> 00:46:35.400
I can't play the drums with two. So who am

704
00:46:35.400 --> 00:46:35.880
I to talk?

705
00:46:37.440 --> 00:46:40.960
But one hundred pounds that's that's impressive. Okay, good for him?

706
00:46:41.000 --> 00:46:44.079
And that and that's the thing like that they Hollywood

707
00:46:44.239 --> 00:46:46.199
Hollywood will make you do that. Like everybody's like, oh,

708
00:46:46.320 --> 00:46:48.960
body positive and they're like, okay, that sounds great, but

709
00:46:50.639 --> 00:46:53.760
but no, you're not like Lizzo, like everybody was on

710
00:46:53.840 --> 00:46:56.639
like look at Lizo, She's she's the body positive, she's

711
00:46:56.679 --> 00:46:59.320
this and she's that, and Hollywood went lose weight.

712
00:47:00.159 --> 00:47:03.679
Like let's but also it's finally, I don't know what

713
00:47:04.480 --> 00:47:07.559
dawned on people, but all people that were body positive,

714
00:47:08.159 --> 00:47:11.639
a lot of them have dropped dead because they're morbidly obese. Yeah,

715
00:47:11.679 --> 00:47:13.320
and I think that was kind of a wake up call.

716
00:47:13.519 --> 00:47:15.719
I remember, see because I didn't really know much about

717
00:47:15.800 --> 00:47:18.480
Jelly Roll, but then I saw he did a post

718
00:47:18.519 --> 00:47:22.079
probably a year ago about how he was starting to

719
00:47:22.079 --> 00:47:26.039
exercise and he really wanted to lose weight, and yeah,

720
00:47:26.159 --> 00:47:27.159
you know, good for him.

721
00:47:28.000 --> 00:47:30.800
Yeah, Instead, he actually sat down with Joe Rogan and

722
00:47:30.840 --> 00:47:33.559
he said, my band has watched me fight cocaine addiction.

723
00:47:34.000 --> 00:47:37.079
They've watched me figure my life out slowly, and they

724
00:47:37.119 --> 00:47:40.320
knew the last mountain for me was food. So we

725
00:47:40.400 --> 00:47:43.199
started putting a real structure around it. I hired a

726
00:47:43.239 --> 00:47:46.199
real nutritionist. I'm only eating his food.

727
00:47:47.800 --> 00:47:50.280
That is the biggest cocaine at it. But I've ever

728
00:47:50.320 --> 00:47:55.519
seen like supposed to make you lose weight, But I

729
00:47:55.559 --> 00:47:57.320
thought you were supposed to not be hungry.

730
00:47:58.360 --> 00:48:00.440
I feel bad for his nutritionists because every time he

731
00:48:00.480 --> 00:48:02.519
goes to his fridge, Jelly Roll's eating his food.

732
00:48:05.519 --> 00:48:15.280
I only, yeah, I took him on as a client.

733
00:48:15.320 --> 00:48:16.639
Now he lives in my house.

734
00:48:17.239 --> 00:48:20.639
He's eating all my food. He's grapping in the toilet.

735
00:48:20.719 --> 00:48:21.800
I can't get rid of him.

736
00:48:22.159 --> 00:48:25.000
He's got bacon and cocaine. We don't know what's going on.

737
00:48:29.239 --> 00:48:31.800
I just hope this obituary is half as good as

738
00:48:31.920 --> 00:48:35.920
u as Robert Adolph Beams. A big, big ground of

739
00:48:35.920 --> 00:48:40.480
applause for mister Beam, not only a life well lived,

740
00:48:40.480 --> 00:48:42.320
but an obituary well read.

741
00:48:43.480 --> 00:48:48.079
Let's hope story pans out better than big punishers.

742
00:48:49.280 --> 00:48:52.199
For all things Treehouse go to Treehouse on Air dot com.

743
00:48:52.239 --> 00:48:55.000
You can follow us on social media as well at

744
00:48:55.119 --> 00:48:58.920
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745
00:48:59.079 --> 00:49:02.719
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746
00:49:02.800 --> 00:49:06.679
It's at Comedian Raj. That'll do it for us today

747
00:49:06.760 --> 00:49:09.599
inside the Treehouse. We will see you back here tomorrow.

748
00:49:10.239 --> 00:49:11.559
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749
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