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In this episode, we Friday a little too hard. Frankenbunnies, the ancient Roman Bigfoot (Shaq is immortal), a young social media influncer stuck in the one place Spirit Airlines WON't go, Superman is an illegal alien, and Trapper Keepers are BACK baby!

PLUS: Celebrity Birthdays!

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LINKS:
'Frankenstein' bunnies with head spikes invade US

Archaeologists unearth mysterious enormous shoes from ancient Roman fort

US teen Ethan Guo stranded in the Chilean Antarctic since landing without permission

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It is time to leave your worries outside and laugh

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with us inside the treehouse. I'm Dan ol Malley along

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with Raz Sharma and Jerry Caldwell on a Fried Day,

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August fifteenth, twenty twenty five. Welcome to the end of

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your week, hopefully not the end of your roope. Mm

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hm oh, hang on, I got I still got some

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congestion in my chest, which means I have Friday a

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little too hard just then, So now I got a

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little broke tickle, so I hain't gonna sip the water.

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I'm totally gonna use that. Would you look like hell guy,

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Friday a little too hard?

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Yeah, anyway, I'm feeling much better now, thank you. Just

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a couple of weeks ago, news came out that radioactive

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wasps had been found at a Cold War era nuclear

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site in South Carolina, And now Peter cottontail might be

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turning into Peter's spike face. Rabbits with horrifying spikes growing

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from their heads are invading the United States.

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That's right, say that again.

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Rabbits with horrifying spikes growing from their heads are invading

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the United States, and experts are warning us to stay away.

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He thinks appreciate that.

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Heads up, Doc, I'm gonna stay away from the rhino rabbit.

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A rapidly spreading virus is causing cottontail rabbits to grow

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black tentacle like growths out of their heads, warnings to

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steer clear of the mutated animals. Oh good, bunny mutants.

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You started with spikes. Now it's tentacles. That's an entirely

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different thing.

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I feel I feel like this is all a fluid situation,

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and people are throwing around different descriptions and different adjectives

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to describe this virus that's affecting cottontail rabbits, and at

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the end of the days, it's bad.

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Spikes scurrying out is scary, but tentacles are gd terrifying.

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They're also calling them Francin' bunnies. Yeah, yeah, Franken bunnies

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have been spotted multiple times in Fort Collins, Colorado, oh

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One resident told the News she saw a rabbit with

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what looked like black quills or black toothpicks sticking out

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all around his or her mouth.

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Yeah. Do you know how good the weed in Colorado is?

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That's what's happening.

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Probably pretty good. However, I'm gonna show you a photo

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of one of these uh fike headed rabbits, and you

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tell me if this is someone that had too good

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of a gummy.

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Oh wow, that is uh okay, that's gonna be a

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no for me dog.

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Yeah, that's gonna be. Yeah. You run away from that,

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that's for sure.

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Yeah. Yeah, that's uh that's one do not pet, no

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longer friend shaped.

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That rabbit doesn't eat lettuce.

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That rabbit eats ass.

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That's where that virus came from. Yeah, that's the You

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don't want to die by that. And if you did

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the obituary, you don't want any mention of it.

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This lady in Colorado said she thought he would die

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off during the winter, but he didn't. She said he

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came back a second year and it had grown. One

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person described the infected critter as having a scabby ish

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looking growth over its face. The so called bunny blight

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is actually a disease called cottontail papaloma virus CrPV, also

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known as shop papaloma virus, which causes cottontail bunnies to

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sprout tumors around their head. It's spread by parasites like

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ticks and fleas, which pass on the ailment through the bites.

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So just imagine if human papilloma virus looked like this,

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then we'd all know who had it and we would

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know not to pet or.

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They're just gonna be the lead singer of primus.

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What they all look like?

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Uh gar, Yeah, that's frightening.

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Wow, constant tail.

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It's from flee and texts as always said.

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Yeah, yeah, they say. Typically rabbits become infected in the

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warmer months of summer, when transmitted by being bitten by

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insects like fleas and ticks. That's according to Colorado Parks

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and Wildlife spokesperson Caravan, who's she says, well, the recent

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sightings occurred in Colorado. The disease is most frequently rears

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its horny head in the Midwest. In twenty thirteen, of

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Minnesota resident caused a stir after posting a video of

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a tendril ritten rabbit in his backyard, which he dubbed

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the Frankenstein bunny and compared it to the mythical jackalope,

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a hoax that was promulgated by jokesters sewing antlers on

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the taxidermy rabbits. In light of the rampant CrPV sightings.

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Wildlife experts have worn people not to approach or handle

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any of the affected critters. Yeah. While the virus can

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spread between rabbits, it is not known to infect humans

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or pets, and is therefore not considered a threat.

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To public health. Okay yet yet?

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Yeah?

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Good?

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Okay, because I've reared my horny head in the Midwest

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as well.

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With similar alarmist consequences.

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I'm Daniel Malley, along with Jerry Caldwell and Raj Sharma.

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Noticeably missing today is our very own Trey Trendholm, who

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last night as far as I know went to the

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thirty five plus dating event on the Daity Trail, even

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though it was on Greenville in Dallas. Anyway, as far

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as I know, Trey went to the dating event last night,

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and since he's not here today, I can only assume

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things went really really well I told you, or really

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really bad. I don't know. The good news is we

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get to live in suspense until he shows his face.

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Hopefully it is not ridden with papolloma virus tumors like

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those poor bunnies in the Midwest.

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It would be great if it was, though.

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I hope he does. At least we wouldn't have to

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ask him what happened.

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Comes back on the air with mouth sores like so

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it is a successful night.

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I guess you got in the wrong ass anyway, in

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case you didn't realize it based on all your friends'

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activity on social media. It's back to school season. Whether

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kids have gone back already this week, or they're going

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back next week, or some other combination of the two.

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It's so many school districts now start at different times.

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I think that this week was pretty much the most

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common week for kids to go back to school, followed

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by probably next week as the next most popular, at

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least as far as Texas is concerned. Yeah, but back

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to school seasons always kind of fascinating, and someone decided

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to do a survey. In a poll, someone decided to

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ask more than one thousand adults how they usually felt

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about going back to school when they were kids. Thirty

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five percent said they were generally happy about it, including

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fourteen percent who were very happy.

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Yeah, on that fourteen percent, I loved going to school.

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Let me ask you this, did you love going to

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school in general or did you just love the first

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day of school.

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I loved all of school.

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Okay, yeah, because I really enjoyed the first day of school.

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I even enjoyed some of the preparations of going back

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to school. While keeping in mind I thoroughly loved my

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summer vacations. And I I did summer vacations right, you know,

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I did all the things. I stayed outside all day,

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only came inside when needed for food.

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Uh.

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Water was typically garden hose water, like a proud genexer should.

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And at the end of a day, maybe sit on

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the front porch with a cold icy bee cream soda

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root beer, pretending it was a beer. Again, like a good,

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proud gen xer. Yeah, and think about my accomplishments throughout

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that hot summer day. Now spital that I still enjoyed

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the back to school traditions. I actually kind of liked

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going back to school shopping, got some new clothes, got

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new supplies because the first day of school was the

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most organized day of school. I would have the entire

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year like the day before, A day or two before,

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I'd get all my new supplies put together. I'd color

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coordinate all my folders by subject and the binder. Maybe

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a new backpack, pencil bag or something maybe, which of

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course didn't fit in my trapper keeper because I had

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the big pencil.

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I was gonna say, you only need one of those

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for the entire year.

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It was more like a thing strapped to my back,

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like a samurai thord. But yeah, no, that really was

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like the most organized I would be all year was

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that first day of school, and I liked the excitement

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of going back seeing friends and stuff. Every day after

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the first day of schools I got school sucks.

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Yeah, see, I don't get like I've heard a lot

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of people say that, Like I always besides a man.

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It was horribly bullied, but I feel you loved going

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back to school.

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I loved school just in general, like I I had fun.

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It was nice.

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It's educational, you're learning. I think I thought that. But

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the first day Jitters was kind of cool.

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Yeah, because you're getting you clothes ready, like you were saying,

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and yeah, and then you go back and you hope

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your duds look good.

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I I enjoyed the clothes shopping. I actually enjoyed getting

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school supplies. I always thought they were cool. That first

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day going back, Hey, everybody, how was your summer vacation?

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That's great?

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And then from day two forward it was like I

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got better things I could be doing.

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And I heard I heard they brought back the trapper Keeper.

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Yeah, really, yes.

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It is back now.

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It's it's it's made a resurgence with this new generation,

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like because they like all the vintage stuff, right, so

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they're all using trapper Keepers now.

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So trap Keeper has trapper Keeper updated itself at all? Like,

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because no would not hang on. The reason I asked

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is because Stanley was like the tried and true, blue

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collar lunch pale thing from back in the day, from

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the twentieth century twenty first century. Stanley is for steel

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cup with a handle in straw touting soccer moms. Yeah,

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so things are a little different. Same company, they have

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the other products, but they also have expanded a bit.

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So I was wondering if trapper keepers doing the same thing,

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because trapper keepers mostly plastic stuff, and plastics are bad.

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So did they go the stainless steel route? So trapper

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keepers should make it likenk type of stuff.

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You know, you know how many people get knocked out

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day one with a stainless steel trapper keeper.

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Back to school? Day One's just hunger games.

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It's exactly right.

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Oh wirst period hurts, and they still will call it

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a fold take a folder back.

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Steel doesn't fold.

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Like like you just did.

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But no, I did not know that about trapper keepers.

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Yeah.

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Can you imagine being the factory, the getting that call

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like hey we need one hundred thousand more, like hey,

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turn the lights back on, right right, we're back in business.

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Bitches.

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That guy had to have been or whoever it is,

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that person had to have been so stoked when he's like,

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what they they want these again?

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Yeah, they're coming back. I mean, you're right. You think

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about it, man, All they had to do is just

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hang on, just long enough and I'm sure like the

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head of the company is like, look, I swear to you,

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we're gonna be cool again. Just keep making a few

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of them here and there, just so people know that

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they still kind of exist. And all it all it

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takes is for one idiot influencer to be like, look

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what I found. The next thing, you know, we're back, baby.

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All right, gentlemen, we haven't done this in a while,

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but here we go. It's time for believe it or

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not inside the tree House. Inside the tree House today,

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it is time for believe it or not. I'm going

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to read you, guys, a statement from a news story,

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and you tell me whether or not. Well, you believe

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it all right? So here we go. Believe it or not?

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Inside the tree house. Today, Archaeologists have unearthed mysterious enormous

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shoes from an ancient Roman fort. Archaeologists have unearthed mysterious

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enormous shoes from an ancient Roman fort. Do you believe

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it or not? Archaeologists have unearthed mysterious enormous shoes from

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an ancient Roman fort. Do you believe it or not? Rush?

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I believe it, okay, Jerry? Do you believe it or not?

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You know what, I'll take the other one. Okay, Jerry,

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you are wrong, raj you are correct. You must believe it.

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Archaeologists have in fact unearthed mysterious enormous shoes from an

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ancient Roman fort.

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Who hasn't shock Banged.

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I had no idea he was an immoral.

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Of course he is.

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Researchers were shocked to discover a number of enormous leather

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shoes that are significantly larger than normal during recent digs

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in northern England, and they don't know why they're so big.

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The oversized shoes are from Magna, a Roman era fort

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along Hadrian's Wall, which is a seventy three miles stone

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wall that delineated the northwest edge of the Roman Empire

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and was constructed starting in one twenty two CE. The

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Roman Army Museum states that the fort was in use

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from eighty five until one twenty two CE. Real quick,

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what does c E stand for? Common Era? Is that?

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Just?

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Is that? Woke initials for uh after for.

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Eight basically yeah, and then BCE before common era?

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Yeah? Got it? Okay, anyway, I'm just curious. Eight enormous

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leather shoes, eight of them, each greater than eleven point

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eight inches long, have been discovered by archaeologists since May. Currently,

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about twenty five percent of all shoes discovered at the

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site so far are extra large specimens. While investigating a

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defensive ditch where Roman troops were also known to poop,

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researchers found the first enormous shoe. According to Christina Kilgre

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of Live Science, the sole of that shoe measured twelve

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point six inches, or about the same length as a

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men's fourteen in the United States.

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Wow.

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After continuing their excavation, archaeologists discovered thirty three more pairs

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of shoes in various sizes, some of which seem to

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have been designed for young people. They even discovered a

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shoe that is twelve point eight inches long. The soles

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are all composed of thinks of cowhide leather that are

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secured by iron hobnails. Because to the low oxygen content

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of the local soil, the shoes have remained intact for

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almost two thousand years. Now, why some of these shoes

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are so big is a mystery to researchers. My question

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to you is is there something super mysterious going on

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or did the Roman Army have a special clown regiment.

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Or they just got to keep digging and fund of basketball.

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And eventually court. Yeah, it was the Roman Globetrotters.

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I'd watched them every day.

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With metal lark alias, always battling the Jews, the little

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white guys that just couldn't keep up.

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That's their Washington generals. I didn't know the Romans had

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a basketball team. That's pretty awesome. Good for that. Yeah,

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and and and the start of the league because they

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had shoes for younger kids too.

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It's good to know that a development league.

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Yeah, summer league.

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Man, what what couldn't the Romans do.

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Keep that bitch from burning down? That's what they couldn't

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move well.

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It feels good to get that out there. What I'm

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about to tell you is not breaking news. Okay, it

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is in no way breaking news, but it is really

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really funny. A nineteen year old influencer is stranded in

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the Chilean Antarctic because he landed a plane there without permission.

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And what is this white kid's name?

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I'm glad you asked Raj.

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His name is Ethan gu Oh, of course it is.

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He's nineteen years old and he's of Asian descent, so.

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That he's adopted. Ok.

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I was about to say look him up, but damn it.

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You may be right. I don't know nature versus nurture right.

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What was intended as a fundraising mission for cancer research

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has become a nightmare for American teen influencer Ethan Guo.

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He's been stuck since June in a remote location in

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Chilean Territory and Antarctica. Authorities say he landed his small

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plane illegally after providing false flight plan information to officials

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who opened an investigation. He made headlines last year when

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the then nineteen year old team began a trip in

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an attempt to become the youngest person to fly solo

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to all seven continents and at the time collect donations

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for research into childhood cancer. So what started out as

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a very admirable thing turned into a very illegal event.

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Funny how that happens.

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Yeah.

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As part of his trip, the teen, who identifies as

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Asian American, planned to go to the Antarctic, but according

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to the authorities, he lied to officials providing false flight

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plan data. Prosecutors said he'd been authorized to fly only

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over Punta Arenas, but that he kept going south, headlining

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or heading for Antarctica in his Cessna one eighty two Q,

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a single engine light aircraft known for its versatility. He

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was charged on June twenty ninth with handing false information

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to ground control and landing without authorization, but on Monday,

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a judge dropped the charges as part of an agreement

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with his lawyers and Chile's prosecutors. It requires that he

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give a thirty thousand dollars donation to a children's cancer

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foundation within thirty days to avoid a trial. He must

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also leave the country as soon as conditions allow, and

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is prohibited from re entering Chilean territory for three years.

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On Monday, after the ruling, he told the AP and

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a text message that he was relieved by the outcome.

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For the past six weeks, he's stayed at a military base.

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He was not forced to stay there, only to remain

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in Chilean territory, but because of the severe weather in

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that part of the you know, southern hemisphere known as Antarctica,

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there haven't been any available flights he could take. Turns

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out its one place spirit won't go.

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I wonder how much that big sea costs.

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Yeah, he's also been unable to fly his Cessna so

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Chilean prosecutors on Monday told reporters that the plane does

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not have the capabilities to make a flight. They didn't

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provide any additional details. I'm guessing they put a Chilean

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boot on it, but the American teen influencer said he

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is talking with his lawyers to see if there's any

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way he can fly it out of there.

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A Chilean boot is just a really nice cowboy boot with.

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A really long pointed two. You know, it really feels

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like life is starting to imitate jackass. Hi, I'm a

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nineteen year old idiot. Watch me learn about consequences.

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And give me a plane.

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Should we start tagging influencers like endangered species so we

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can track their movements and study their dumb choices?

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Yes, that would be fascinating tags. M they're sure, yes, fashion,

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study and scientific.

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Who is this kid? Where are his parents?

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No idea? The story, albeit long, mentions nothing about his parents.

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Probably because they didn't.

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They're like, look, leave us out of this. So I

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know what they said. They said he's adopted.

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twenty twenty five. Let's celebrate today with some birthdays. This

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is a name I always need to be careful when

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I say it. Chief Keef is thirty years old. Today,

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chiefkey is thirty. I say I have to be careful

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when I say his name because whenever I say it,

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I want to say Chief Quef because it just feels

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more natural to say it that. I don't know why

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Chief Quef comes out easier than Chief Keith.

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That's his sister.

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Anyway. Chief Keith is thirty today. Jennifer Lawrence turns thirty five.

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Many many notable roles catmus Everdeen in the Hunger Games movies.

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She wanted an oscar for silver Lining's playbook. She was

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mystique in the Young X Men movies.

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Called it's just kind of what I call them mm

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hm x Men first class right, yeah, yeah, yeah, I

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mean tons and tons of film roles at this point.

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Phenomenal actors too. I think she's really really good and

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I don't know if it's an underrated role of hers

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or not, but I'm a big fan of the movie

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Passengers with her and Chris Pratt.

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Okay, I never sun.

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Yeah, really interesting premise for a film that's set in

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the future, Jerry, have you seen it? I have not.

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So the premise for the film is a spaceship is

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leaving Earth and it's going to a new planet a

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couple of galaxies away, and it's going to take like

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ninety years for it to get there, so all the

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people have to be have to basically be asleep in

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cold stasis whatever, cryogenically frozen until they arrive to populate

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this new planet. Okay, on the way there, the ship

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runs into a little bit of trouble and Chris Pratt's

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cryo tube pops open and wakes him up about eighty

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three years too early, so it's just him on a

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ship by himself.

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Gotcha.

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One thing leads to another. He sees Jennifer Lawrence's tube

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and says, I'd like to get with that, and he

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figures out how to pop it open, and he does

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tube the tube her and eventually her.

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Yeah, is anybody else hearing the Final countdown by Europe

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in your head?

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It's interesting too, because, like I think it was gen

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Z got a hold of the premise of this film

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and they're like, oh my god, this, it's this horrible

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he he did that without consent. And Hollywood's making money

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on this, Like people watch the film, that's what it's about.

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This is one of the things I can't stand about

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movie controversies. And this is a good example of social

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justice woke mob warriors going crazy. And the other most

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recent example of the far right fascist people going crazy

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is the Superman being an immigrant thing and they don't

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like that, and that Superman's two woke everyone on both

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extremes Calm the f down, because those extreme takes about

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these films have nothing to do or everything to do

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with the film in and of itself. Like the extreme

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leftists like, oh my god, Chris Pratt's character doing that

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against her consent. Yeah, that's the whole point of the film. Yeah,

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that's the whole point of the film. Go see the

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movie and you'll shut up. You'd be like, oh, I

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get it now, Okay, there you go. And then on

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the flip side, you get people like Dean Kane who

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was Superman, and Lois and Clark saying Superman's two woke

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because the director said it's an immigrant story blah blah

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blah blah blah blah blah. Go see the movie, Dean, Yeah,

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because if you see the movie, it's not like that

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at all.

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Yeah.

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And also, I would like to see Ice try to

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deport somebody back to Kryptop.

477
00:31:38.920 --> 00:31:43.160
Good luck with that. It's no longer there.

478
00:31:43.200 --> 00:31:46.640
You're gonna need Elon Musk again one of his.

479
00:31:46.720 --> 00:31:51.240
Rockets, because at the end of the day, where do

480
00:31:51.319 --> 00:31:54.720
you send him? Wereville?

481
00:31:58.799 --> 00:32:02.839
Where these people's outrage with Sleeping Beauty, it's.

482
00:32:03.559 --> 00:32:05.720
Oh no, no, Some of those people have out have

483
00:32:05.839 --> 00:32:08.079
voiced their outrage about that as well. That's why some

484
00:32:08.119 --> 00:32:10.319
of the Disney films are having to update some of

485
00:32:10.359 --> 00:32:14.839
their stories two more modern times, because you know, it's like, well,

486
00:32:14.920 --> 00:32:16.759
why does a man have to save her maybe she

487
00:32:16.799 --> 00:32:19.319
can save herself, or why is it dependent on a

488
00:32:19.359 --> 00:32:21.119
kiss from a man or you know, it's like this

489
00:32:21.319 --> 00:32:22.839
is you know, it's it's the patriarchy.

490
00:32:22.880 --> 00:32:24.839
Blah blah blah. I mean I would I would watch

491
00:32:24.880 --> 00:32:26.039
it if it was a kiss from a woman.

492
00:32:27.599 --> 00:32:30.559
See that's the angle I thought of too. It's like, okay, well,

493
00:32:31.359 --> 00:32:33.200
I'm open to exploring new ideas.

494
00:32:33.720 --> 00:32:36.839
We can make this unnecessarily hot.

495
00:32:37.200 --> 00:32:41.599
Yeah, we we could do a crossover of sleeping beauty

496
00:32:41.640 --> 00:32:47.599
and caged heat. Let's all meet in the middle.

497
00:32:52.079 --> 00:33:08.799
Visit us online a Treehouse on Air dot com.

498
00:33:09.000 --> 00:33:10.519
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499
00:33:11.359 --> 00:33:21.720
Visit us online at Treehouse on air dot com.

500
00:33:21.759 --> 00:33:25.440
For all things Treehouse, go to Treehouse on Air dot com,

501
00:33:25.440 --> 00:33:29.240
past shows, linked, contact info, and for all available on

502
00:33:29.319 --> 00:33:57.839
our website Treehouse on Air dot com. Have nah yeah

503
00:33:57.920 --> 00:34:01.480
you actually it really is. It really is frustrating as

504
00:34:01.599 --> 00:34:08.280
a normal thinking person to have people on the extremes

505
00:34:08.320 --> 00:34:11.760
of our society right and left, and some that go

506
00:34:11.920 --> 00:34:14.719
so far even beyond those extremes, they somehow end up

507
00:34:14.760 --> 00:34:16.559
on the like the dark side of the moon type

508
00:34:16.559 --> 00:34:20.360
of thinking that you can't just enjoy a movie anymore.

509
00:34:20.360 --> 00:34:25.119
It's got to have some over arcing, nasty political message

510
00:34:25.159 --> 00:34:28.199
in it or it's you know, it's it's it's fascist

511
00:34:28.320 --> 00:34:30.519
or it's racist. You know, it's like when it may

512
00:34:30.519 --> 00:34:32.320
not be, it may not have been intended that way,

513
00:34:34.039 --> 00:34:36.599
but you're right, I mean, Jerry, Like people were or

514
00:34:36.760 --> 00:34:40.239
have started voicing concerns about some of these older children's

515
00:34:40.239 --> 00:34:44.599
stories that turned into Disney films and saying, well, you know,

516
00:34:44.679 --> 00:34:47.880
some of these tropes need to go away, because you know,

517
00:34:48.000 --> 00:34:50.840
women shouldn't be dependent on a man to save them

518
00:34:51.000 --> 00:34:54.920
or an unconsented kiss to get them. And then that

519
00:34:55.000 --> 00:34:57.119
leaves those of us who are having fun in the

520
00:34:57.119 --> 00:35:00.519
middle to say, well, you know what, Okay, well we're

521
00:35:00.559 --> 00:35:04.440
open to a woman delivering that same kiss. Yeah, we

522
00:35:04.559 --> 00:35:07.159
would think of ourselves as open minded. Here inside the treehouse,

523
00:35:07.199 --> 00:35:08.239
let's see where he goes.

524
00:35:08.880 --> 00:35:20.400
I would be there opening day for scissoring Beauty Popcorn,

525
00:35:20.639 --> 00:35:22.840
ready to go, Yeah.

526
00:35:22.880 --> 00:35:25.159
Drive off into the sunset and there's new in their

527
00:35:25.159 --> 00:35:38.320
new super up. And at the same time, people getting mad,

528
00:35:38.440 --> 00:35:41.480
like on the extreme right saying how it's like, oh, well,

529
00:35:41.599 --> 00:35:45.239
the Superman's woke because he's it's an immigrant story and

530
00:35:45.360 --> 00:35:47.639
blah blah blah. Well that's not new. He's always been

531
00:35:47.679 --> 00:35:48.639
an illegal alien.

532
00:35:55.320 --> 00:35:59.239
I mean he's he's a dreamer. His parents sent him

533
00:35:59.280 --> 00:36:02.000
here like he did right, right, so.

534
00:36:02.679 --> 00:36:04.199
He didn't have a choice in the matter. He's just

535
00:36:04.199 --> 00:36:06.119
making the most of his circumstances.

536
00:36:06.719 --> 00:36:10.719
I would love to see him in line for his papers, right,

537
00:36:11.280 --> 00:36:16.440
just waiting with everybody else to get natural natural.

538
00:36:18.840 --> 00:36:21.039
Raise your right hand, Superman.

539
00:36:22.039 --> 00:36:24.159
Except in this newest version, he's going to have to

540
00:36:24.159 --> 00:36:27.079
be detained by Ice, and Ice is wearing their masks,

541
00:36:27.079 --> 00:36:29.239
to which Superman's like, really, I can see right through that.

542
00:36:30.719 --> 00:36:36.760
I did this with Batman, going to do this. I

543
00:36:36.880 --> 00:36:37.639
totally know what youre.

544
00:36:40.039 --> 00:36:40.760
Hey, Dean Kane.

545
00:36:42.360 --> 00:36:44.360
Everyone knows to make fun of my glasses and think

546
00:36:44.360 --> 00:36:47.320
that they can't recognize me versus Clark Camp. But come on, dude,

547
00:36:48.000 --> 00:36:49.000
everyone knows your mouth.

548
00:36:50.400 --> 00:36:51.960
Detain somebody with heat vision.

549
00:36:52.239 --> 00:36:57.960
Okay, let's see how that pans out.

550
00:36:58.239 --> 00:36:59.599
All right, go ahead and Cuffy.

551
00:37:02.039 --> 00:37:02.400
Watch this.

552
00:37:05.280 --> 00:37:10.480
I'm not even a magician. What else you got?

553
00:37:10.519 --> 00:37:12.599
Are you actually? Are you actually shooting me?

554
00:37:14.960 --> 00:37:16.559
I will say that is one of the really cool

555
00:37:16.599 --> 00:37:21.079
things about the quasi forgotten Superman movie. In the middle

556
00:37:21.119 --> 00:37:24.000
of all the Superman stuff is the one that starred

557
00:37:24.000 --> 00:37:26.440
Brandon Routh. I think it was Superman Returns is what

558
00:37:26.480 --> 00:37:29.199
it was called. I still remember that one thing in

559
00:37:29.239 --> 00:37:32.880
that movie that was really really cool is someone's firing

560
00:37:34.199 --> 00:37:36.840
an automatic weapon at him and he's just slowly walking

561
00:37:36.840 --> 00:37:41.199
towards them, not bleaking, and a bullet bounces off his eyeball.

562
00:37:41.679 --> 00:37:46.159
Yeah, yeah, that was awesome.

563
00:37:46.239 --> 00:37:49.039
Yeah, it flattens against his eyeball and then just falls

564
00:37:49.079 --> 00:37:51.719
to the ground. Leg That was a badass scene.

565
00:37:52.159 --> 00:37:54.960
That's when I that's when I that's when I quit

566
00:37:55.000 --> 00:37:57.360
ice be like, you know what I tried.

567
00:37:58.400 --> 00:37:59.320
It flew off his eye.

568
00:37:59.320 --> 00:37:59.639
Guys.

569
00:38:00.280 --> 00:38:01.320
I'll speak guys later.

570
00:38:01.760 --> 00:38:04.800
Sorry, man, I started with Eleon Gonzales. I can't handle this.

571
00:38:09.840 --> 00:38:11.159
Put that kid back on a raft.

572
00:38:11.360 --> 00:38:13.760
Yeah. I made six year old Cubans I got you,

573
00:38:14.880 --> 00:38:19.960
not thirty year old Kryptonians. Not thirty year old Kryptonians

574
00:38:20.000 --> 00:38:22.039
that can flatten bullets with their eyelids.

575
00:38:24.760 --> 00:38:25.719
Who wants lunch?

576
00:38:28.400 --> 00:38:30.119
I mean it was bad enough. He looked through my

577
00:38:30.199 --> 00:38:31.760
mask and he whispered into my ear.

578
00:38:32.079 --> 00:38:36.480
I know where your family lives, I know who you are,

579
00:38:36.119 --> 00:38:36.599
and you're.

580
00:38:37.159 --> 00:38:39.119
Not wearing underwear x ra vision.

581
00:38:44.159 --> 00:38:46.880
Yeah. That was the other thing about the Superman Returns

582
00:38:46.920 --> 00:38:49.000
movie starring Brendan Rauth that was a little weird at

583
00:38:49.000 --> 00:38:52.639
the time. Was he was the one that wore the uh,

584
00:38:53.360 --> 00:38:57.880
the bikini brief, like the low rise bikini brief under

585
00:38:57.960 --> 00:39:02.960
rus as part of his costume. Because if you think

586
00:39:02.960 --> 00:39:07.199
about it, the underwear stuff really like the trends follow

587
00:39:07.440 --> 00:39:11.519
under the underwear that Superman wears on the outside, right,

588
00:39:11.719 --> 00:39:13.880
because back in the day, was it the guy that

589
00:39:13.920 --> 00:39:16.440
did Superman on TV's like George Reeve or whatever. It

590
00:39:16.480 --> 00:39:20.159
was like the high waisted, like the swim trunks, the

591
00:39:20.199 --> 00:39:24.239
swim trunk almost up to his chest type stuff. Then

592
00:39:24.239 --> 00:39:27.039
you get Christopher Reeve in the movies in the seventies

593
00:39:27.039 --> 00:39:29.559
and the eighties, and it's a kind of belly button

594
00:39:30.159 --> 00:39:34.679
height on the red underwear outside. Yeah, not quite Speedo.

595
00:39:35.559 --> 00:39:38.800
But then when you get to Brandon Routh's Superman Superman Returns,

596
00:39:38.840 --> 00:39:41.880
that's when you do get sort of that Speedo look

597
00:39:41.960 --> 00:39:45.159
because at the time, the low rise bikini brief was

598
00:39:45.239 --> 00:39:48.039
kind of a thing. It was available in stores, and

599
00:39:48.880 --> 00:39:51.760
so that was Superman's underwear at the time. But then

600
00:39:51.800 --> 00:39:54.559
we had a hell of a leap between Superman Returns

601
00:39:54.599 --> 00:39:58.880
with Brandon Routh and his low rise bikini brief underwear

602
00:39:59.480 --> 00:40:01.639
to Henry Cavel's not wearing a damn thing.

603
00:40:10.559 --> 00:40:10.760
Yeah.

604
00:40:10.800 --> 00:40:13.480
So, like for this brand new movie, people were wondering, well,

605
00:40:13.519 --> 00:40:15.400
is he gonna have the red under rus on or not.

606
00:40:15.639 --> 00:40:18.880
Is it gonna be like Henry Cavils with nothing, or

607
00:40:18.960 --> 00:40:21.480
is it gonna be like Christopher Reeves. It turned out

608
00:40:21.480 --> 00:40:23.840
to be more like Christopher Reeves. But honestly, I thought

609
00:40:23.840 --> 00:40:26.199
they could have easily have gone the thong route because

610
00:40:26.239 --> 00:40:27.239
that's what's popular now.

611
00:40:28.760 --> 00:40:29.559
Male thongs.

612
00:40:30.480 --> 00:40:35.360
Well, just like, oh you like them.

613
00:40:35.840 --> 00:40:38.199
We we know this already. This is a well established fact.

614
00:40:38.239 --> 00:40:39.719
There are pictures of me on the internet.

615
00:40:41.039 --> 00:40:43.679
Okay, well that's news to me.

616
00:40:43.800 --> 00:40:48.960
Jerry, you're gonna You're not gonna You're not gonna be

617
00:40:49.000 --> 00:40:54.679
my favorite superman, but you'll be my favorite wonder woman.

618
00:41:03.079 --> 00:41:06.000
For all things Treehouse Treehouse on air dot com. You

619
00:41:06.000 --> 00:41:08.519
can also find and follow us on social media. For me,

620
00:41:08.599 --> 00:41:11.840
it's at the Dan O'Malley. For Raj, it's at Comedian Raj.

621
00:41:11.920 --> 00:41:18.199
And for Jerry, it's at that Jerry guy. We'll see

622
00:41:18.239 --> 00:41:22.000
you on Monday. Inside the Treehouse