June 16, 2025

Roswell Rick | Monday June 16, 2025

Roswell Rick | Monday June 16, 2025
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We start off with Dan and Trey's excitement over Spaceballs 2 (Raj not so much), then we discuss Trey's upcoming trip to Vegas, a lady who explains "Mommy Labido", who would want to go to a real life Jurassic Park, and Roswell Rick. But first, Birthdays!

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It is time to leave your worries outside and laugh

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with us inside the treehouse. I'm Dan ol Malley, along

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with Trey Trenholm and Raj Sharma, very very very excited today.

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Not because it's Monday, June sixteenth, twenty twenty five. Oh No,

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I am so excited today because of the outstanding news

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I saw over the weekend, so outstanding that it's been

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very difficult to hide my excitement. So I've decided to

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no longer hide my excitement, but instead unleash my excitement

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upon the world. And I have a feeling that my

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dear friend Trey Trenholm also shares in the excitement of

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this most outstanding news.

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I I'm assuming I would be willing to bet we're

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talking we were thinking the same thing, and I actually

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I'd had to like triple check sources on this because

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I originally thought I was like, oh, this is an

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internet spoof. I'm getting hosed, And then I saw some

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very you know, credible sources. I was like, holy crap,

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it's happening.

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Yeah, it's happening.

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Here we go. Here is the exciting news we learned

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about over the weekend that we are now sharing with

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you to make sure your Monday is just as exciting

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as ours. Thirty eight years ago, there was only one

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Star Wars George, but since then there have been a

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prequel trilogy, a sequel trilogy, a sequel to the prequel,

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a prequel to the sequel, Helpless TV stands, a movie

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spin off of the TV spin off, which is called

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a prequel fantasy quel.

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Not to mention.

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Two Dunes, seven Jurassic Parks, two avatars plus three upcoming

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avatars making five guitars. Thirty six MCU movies with two

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different Robert Downons juniors. What's wrong?

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Trey Music's too loud?

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Your audio's really hot?

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All right, I'll turn it down.

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Thirty six MCU movies with two different Robert Downey juniors.

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DCU Attempts Number one, DCU attempt Nup two. An Animated

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Lion King, a live action animated Lion King, a live

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action animated Lion King prequel. Harry Otter Movies, a TV

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series remaking the same eight Harry Potter movies, a whole

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streaming service of Star Trek. Seven Alien movies, two of

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which were also Predator movies, not to be mistaken for

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the six Predator movies that are not also Halian movies

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one Prometheus, which is kind of an alien movie, or

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Beople's movies and Oppenheimer movie, but in thirty eight years,

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there has only ever been one Space Basis.

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Until now, after forty years, we asked what do the

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fans want? But instead we're making this movie.

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The Schwarzer Schwartz Be with You.

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I can't believe that they're getting Rick moranis to come

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out of retirement for them.

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I think that may be. I think that may be

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the most amazing thing out of all of this, getting

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Rick moranis out of retirement.

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Which I'm guessing because yeah, he left because he wanted

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to raise his kids, and so I guess they're all

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grown now, and why the hell not?

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Yeah, but they've been grown, They've been grown for a while. Like,

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I just think he was good. I didn't realize what

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had happened, Like I think, I think, Trey, you told

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me his wife had gotten sick, uh, and I believe

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she passed away and then he raised the kids and

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like just turned around. I think that's, you know, there's

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always a flip side everything, Like you see him do that,

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and it's you know, he's leaving Hollywood he's going to

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raise his kids because his wife passed.

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And then you see like Steve.

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Guttenberg, who's like, please book me in something like you know,

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like they were on that same like that same trajectory

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in the in the eighties, and then Steve's still out

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there just trying well.

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Rick cool, I'm good.

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I it was kind of in between like the age wise,

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but I think The Honey I Shrunk the Kids was

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a very successful franchise.

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Oh yeah, oh yeah.

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Yeah. As far as careers go, Rick Morana's had a

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much more lucrative career compared to Steve Gutenberg. Steve Gutenberg

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had the Police Academy movies, and he had the couple

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of uh.

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Three men in baby movies.

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Yeah, and what Short Circuit. Oh, I forgot about Short Circuit,

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but that was really about don't even me wrong. It

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was a great career in the eighties, but it just

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kind of fizzled after that and it didn't really pick

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up again until he did Lava Lanceola for the uh,

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the the B Movie.

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Channel, okay, uh and then.

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And then I think they wanted because he had already

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walked away or was planning on walking away. I think

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they wanted Rick Moranas for the TV spinoff, but that's

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when he was like, I'm I'm out and they got.

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I believe it was Peter Scalari.

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That's who they got from bos Buddies, who I didn't

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didn't really have much outside of Tom Hanks putting him

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in things because they're still really really good front so

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I mean he puts them in. I think every movie

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that Tom Hanks makes, he gets an appearance in there.

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It is amazing when you think about all the things

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that Rick Moranis could have been in over the years

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since leaving Hollywood to focus on his family so much so,

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he was so reclusive when it came to going back

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into film and television with Hollywood that even with the

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Ghostbusters reboots, they were able to convince Bill Murray, who

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was legendarily pain in the ass trying to convince to

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come back and give some credibility to those reboots. He

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did those Rick Moranis never did. Yeah, so he's held

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out more than Bill Murray has. So this is what

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we now. We've actually covered this story somewhat the last

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few months because I follow entertainment news, especially when it

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comes to spaceballs. The algorithms on social media. No, I'm

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going to be interested if there's a spaceball's too happening.

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And Josh gadd has been linked to the film the

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entire time, as far as pre production. He's co written it,

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He's going to co star in it as well. Josh

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Gadd is for th use that don't know, he's the

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one that does the voice of Oloff in the Frozen

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movies and other things too. But in addition to him,

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Bill Pullman will be returning as Lone Star. In addition

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to Rick moranis returning as Lord Helmet mel Brooks if

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he lives long enough, because keep in mind he's ninety

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eight years old, he will be back as Yogurt and

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hopefully President Scrub. In addition to Bill Pullman as Lone Star,

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Bill Pullman's son Lewis Pullman, who's had a really good

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run lately as the Century Slash the Void in Thunderbolt

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Slash New Avengers or Bob, but he was also Bob

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in Top Gun Maverick. Now you're talking about that's Pullman's boy.

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So Lewis Pullman's going to have a role in this

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as well, along with Keki Palmer. No word on who

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they're playing. No other word yet on returning cast members,

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but we do know John Candy, Joan Rivers, and Dick

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Van Patten won't be back because they've passed away.

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I'm like, if they're back, that's a really good movie.

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Well, Force Ghosts, Star Wars, does it? Certainly Spaceballs can,

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And honestly it wouldn't surprise me because the whole idea

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of space Ball's in the first place was to make

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fun of the Hollywood money making machine. That's how you

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even get in that clip. You've got mel Brooks wearing

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Spaceball's the sweatshirt. There's a whole segment in the film

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Spaceball's the lunch box Spaceballs, all the merchandising that hasn't

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gotten any better in thirty eight years. It's gotten way

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way worse. Oh yeah, So that's the reason why I'm

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super excited about Spaceballs too, is that there I think

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they have the opportunity to do a really big spoof

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parody takedown of Home as a whole.

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I would assume Josh gadd is gonna play like it

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would be like John Candy's puppy.

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Son of maug He's also his own best friend. I

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think at this point I'm just really curious to see

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if the dancing alien is going to make a return

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in the film with a new musical numbers. RAJ, you've

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never seen Spaceballs?

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I have, Okay, I I just of all the Melbrooks movies. Yeah,

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it's okay. I mean it's not.

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It's no like you know, History of the World Part

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one or like that was absolute genius.

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Yeah, in my book and so well. I mean it

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was good. I mean for the time and for the

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for what it was doing. I enjoyed it.

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I had friends that were at so at the age

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I was when it came out. How excited you guys

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are for the new one. They were this way about

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the first one, and it was non stop, and.

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So the hype that they created.

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And then when I saw the movie, I was like,

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this is not this is good, but it's not what

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they were making it out to be. And then I

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found out much later how big of nerds they were

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when I stumbled upon them playing Dungeons and Dragons at

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Brandon's house and I was like, oh.

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This is why you guys were so excited. I get it.

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I'm leaving now, but I get it.

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What a coincidence.

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is Raj Sharma Trey. You said you're going out of

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town again. Yes, where are you going? This time?

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Las Vegas?

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Ooh, well that's a much more exciting follow up to Albuquerque.

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Yes it is, which actually reminds me I somehow missed

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the text in our group chat the other day when

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you were still in Albuquerque. You sent a photo to

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Raj and me saying, this sums up my trip to Albuquerque.

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It wasn't a photo of you at the Bare Knuckle

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Fighting Championship. It was a photo of the menu at Applebee's. Yeah, so,

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in your new job, you and your new boss flew

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all the way to Albuquerque for Bare Knuckle Boxing and Applebee's. Trey,

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you do realize that you can eat good in your

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own neighborhood, right?

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I do you know that just happened to be a

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the place close to the hotel and that was still open.

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Albe.

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I will say this, I'm actually not that surprised that

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Applebee's and bare knuckle Boxing are in the same sentence.

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Anything's possible on dollar margarita.

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They mm hm.

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And you know, like I said, some of the guys

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that were fighting looked like they had just gotten drag

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off of barschool at barstool and today fight.

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That's actually really smart for a pre fight warm up.

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Send the guys over to Applebe's, get him good and

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pissed off, and then then throw him in the ring

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to hit each other a bunch.

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Hey baary knuckle boxing Albuquerque and Applebee's, How does white

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trash say I Love you?

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That really does seem like it should be Like in

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the window display at a Hallmark store, that's a.

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That's called the Hillbilly Honeymoon.

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But the good news is, uh, it's not all Albuquerque

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and applebee. So your next business trip with your new uh,

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with your new employer is to Vegas. Now that's actually fun,

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that's exciting. Why are you going to Vegas?

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Uh?

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It's Randy's birthday and so we're going out there and Uh, yeah,

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it'll be it'll be interesting.

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Uh, oh, that will be.

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I have not been.

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I have not been to Vegas since I've been sober,

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so that's gonna be yeah.

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Wow, Uh that is going to be entertaining. I mean,

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it's it's your second work trip for your your new

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boss and your new your new job is I think

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we figured out the title is Senior vice president of

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Randy sant hang On Senior vice President of Randy Sadler Operations.

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Yeah, we're AKA three. But yes, that is a but. Yeah.

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I have not been to Vague and not that I

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am at all concerned about drinking, but.

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I love to gamble.

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Oh oh that's still there. Yes, you'll be just fun

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if you haven't left.

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Some addictions never die.

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Yeah.

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But it's also there's a difference too, because gambling is

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fun in Vegas when you know he was drinking back then.

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Now the gambling sober, that's a whole different game. Yes,

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you actually understand what's happening, you know, just continuously bet

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because the drink's coming. That's the that's the best part

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of it. When you go, oh it's twenty one, I

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got it.

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Now.

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This game isn't called how many clubs do I have? Okay, gotcha. Yeah,

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it's a different world now and there's fun shows.

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Oh we're playing three card poker. Damn it, I was

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playing three martinis.

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Why does he keep yelling out gin?

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He needs more, that's why.

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Well that's cool. So you're going first time, first time

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in Vegas sober, which I don't think is that big

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of a challenge. I think Vegas has lots of reminders

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as to why no one should drink. So I think

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you'll be fine there. I'm with you there. So what's

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the plan in Vegas?

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Well, the World Series of Poker's going on, so I'm

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sure there's like there's there's so many poker is such

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is a fascinating world because it's not like they have

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these offshoot games just all the time. And uh so

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there's no telling what will happen. I'm sure a game

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will break out with Randy's birthday party, so.

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And so while you're gambling in Vegas, who's going to

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be watching Daisy? Your dear dear chiuaba, Daisy's going with me? Oh,

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she is going to go to the Pink Pony Club.

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Uh huh, She's gonna take Vegas by storm.

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Oh, yeah, God, Vegas is not ready for her.

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Yeah, she has flown.

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She has never flown.

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Oh, this trip is going to be amazing. I think

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while you're there, you should just go ahead and take

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Daisy to the Sphere because I feel like they'll give

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her at least a one week stay at the Sphere

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as a as as like as an act. Like just

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imagine three pound Daisy and her tongue illuminated on the

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sphere in Las Vegas.

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That would be the greatest thing ever.

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It really would be. People people will run in terror, like,

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oh my god, it's a kaiju. I'm excited for your trip.

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It will be interesting.

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I would like one request, if you may, If you

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would please entertain my one request on your trip to Vegas,

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hang your phone around your neck or something, and just

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keep video recording. I want you to video record the

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entire time when you walk onto that plane in the

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flight attendancy Daisy.

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I will do my best.

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Because I realized that technically there's supposed to be in

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a carrier, but I don't really know what kind of

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a carry, what a carrier looks like for a three

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pound shohuahua. I mean, at the end of the day,

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you could just wear her on your necks.

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I got her a new one, so well, she'll be

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flying in style. And and we're going on a very

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nice airline JSX so oh.

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Very cool the private Oh so you get So it's

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like it's like no rules flying.

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No, it's still it's still commercial airline.

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But it's like where if a normal airline is going

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to have one hundred seats like they have like forty,

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it's all it's all business class, basically, gotcha?

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Okay, So so in other words, Daisy's first flight is

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business is all business class. Damn, dog's got better than

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we do, Raj.

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I'm telling you, yeah, that's and then that's uh, you're

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gonna try again one day. You're gonna we gotta go

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somewhere else, Daisy, and you're gonna put her on coach

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and you're gonna get that look like, oh how much

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did you lose?

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Why are we which? By the way, I think I

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think a photo of Daisy at a poker table needs

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to happen as well. I don't think Phil Hellmuth will

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know how to play off of.

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I'm Dan, Hey Trey, that's Raj. On top of the

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exciting news that Spaceball two is happening and will be

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releasing in twenty twenty seven, that the wonderful news that Trey,

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in his second work trip of his new job, is

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going to Vegas soon, we also have some new math

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to learn. And this is interesting because this is mom

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Libido math. This lady released this video on social media

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last week and has gone viral not just for the

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content but for the reactions from it.

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Here we go no.

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One on one. Here's the basics of the formula.

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The amount she slept last night plus how much food

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she's eaten today sitting down times the amount of help

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her partner gave her, divided by the annoying comments minus

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the number of times she was touched.

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By her children today. So let's run through an example,

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shall we.

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Let's say Mom got eight hours of sleep last night,

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ate three full meals, her partner did pick up an.

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Bath time, but he was really annoying twice.

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Then we have to subtract by the one thousand times

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that she was touched today.

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Does anyone know what the answer is?

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Not a chance, mom libido, all that work to end

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up at not a chance that sex. Well, good news, lady.

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If I didn't want kids before, I really don't now. Yeah,

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shall we enjoy it one more time to make sure

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we get all the nuances and essence of mom libido. Okay,

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here we go, open.

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To mom libido one on one. Here's the basics of

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the formula.

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The amount she slept last night, tlaus how much food

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she's eaten today sitting down times the amount of help

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her partner gave her, divided by the annoying comments minus

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the number of times she was touched by her children today.

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So let's run through an example.

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Shall we Let's see, mom got eight hours of sleep

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last night, ate three full meals, her partner did pick

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up Anne.

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Bath time, but he was really fine annoying twice.

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Then we have to subtract by the one thousand times

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that she was touched today.

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Does anyone know what the answer is? Not a chance?

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Well, I have a few thoughts. How about you, guys?

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Mm?

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Several?

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Okay, Well, my first one is I just got ed

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watching this. Something else I'm thinking is if I'm the

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dad in this family, it is now paramount to make

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sure those kids get nowhere near Mama. Whatever you do,

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do not touch mom because if you touch Mom, then

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Daddy can't touch Mom. That's that's so far, that's just

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scraping the surface. Raj, what about you.

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I think the husband needs to come back with Dad Libido.

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I think he needs to have his own video where

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it's like, here's dad Libido. Wants it all the time

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until you come home from work because she's really annoying.

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Uh. And she is one of the worst. She is

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one of the worst types of people. She's the scorekeeper.

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Yes, and I she's very pretty, very pretty young lady.

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And then and then she started doing that, and then

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she ended the way she ended, and I was like, hmm,

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do you think way too much of yourself? So pass

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where's that? Where's that part of the video where the

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husband's like, oh, I didn't want to touch you anyway?

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Yeah, Because you're right, there does need to be a

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response video of dad Libido in response to her mom libido.

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And there are many variables that are going to go

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into that equation, not the least of which is how

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many times she goes on social media with a video

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to complain about her life and her husband. Yeah, and

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then he did do I don't know about you, guys,

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but nothing makes me harder than my woman complaining about

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me to millions of strangers.

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Yeah, and he did the bathtime and the pickup from

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the school and did all of that stuff. But yet

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he was annoying twice. Okay, you're annoying all of the

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time in that video. Yeah, so let's let's divide you

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as well.

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Yeah.

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I mean, if I think the husband, he is just like, yeah,

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it really didn't take me twenty minutes to take a dump.

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It's like thirty seconds, and then nineteen and a half

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minutes of just staying out, just staying away from you.

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Reading about the little porn on the phone.

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Yeah, unless you're in Texas, then I understand you have

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to have to finagle your way around it. Maybe that's

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why he's in there so long, He's just trying to

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find a porn side.

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I feel bad for this dude. I feel bad for

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her husband. Can we start a gofund me for her husband?

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He'd be the richest man overnight.

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Is this the pilot episode of Why I Divorced Your Mother?

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If not, it certainly could be.

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Yeah, I'd watch that.

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follow today. This is the Treehouse Show. I'm Daniel Malley

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along with Trey Trenholm and Raj Sharma. Trey. Last week,

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when you were on your epic trip to Albuquerque, we

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Raj and I discussed a new survey with our friend

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Rebecca Black and that survey from you gov asked five

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six hundred and fifty eight Americans would they go to

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a real life Jurassic Park. Now, they didn't say it specifically.

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They used more generic terms, such as, if there was

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a theme park with live dinosaurs that had been created

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through genetic engineering, would you want to visit it. The

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results of this Jurassic Park survey, twenty nine percent of

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people said yes they would go to a real life

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Jurassic park, fifty percent said new, twenty one percent said

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We're not sure. So almost split down the middle, fifty

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percent leaning to or absolutely saying yes they would go

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to a real life Jurassic Park and fifty percent saying

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a lee and not to which Raj then gave us

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his deepest of insights into this survey.

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Of the people that are leaning towards or absolutely would

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go are one hundred percent white.

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I was going to go, yeah, I was thinking that

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you at least know that twenty nine percent of that

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survey was white, and you know that survey at least

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was not I'm going to guess the ones on the

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fence a mix.

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Inter racial couples.

478
00:28:38.960 --> 00:28:44.279
Yes, So last week I didn't have the deep demographic

479
00:28:44.680 --> 00:28:50.079
data that went along with this survey. Today, I do

480
00:28:51.440 --> 00:28:55.039
and Raj, it's not looking good for you and your

481
00:28:55.079 --> 00:29:04.319
white people theory. Because of the twenty nine percent of

482
00:29:04.359 --> 00:29:08.240
people that said yes they would go to a real

483
00:29:08.279 --> 00:29:17.440
life Jurassic Park, thirty five percent said or thirty five

484
00:29:17.519 --> 00:29:23.799
percent were black, twenty five percent were white, which means

485
00:29:24.240 --> 00:29:28.039
more black people said they would go to a real

486
00:29:28.079 --> 00:29:30.160
life Jurassic Park than white people.

487
00:29:32.039 --> 00:29:35.160
I do not believe that at all. Neither does Tray,

488
00:29:35.680 --> 00:29:38.799
nor do you deep down in your soul, you know that.

489
00:29:38.640 --> 00:29:41.880
That I know. All I know is the data that

490
00:29:42.039 --> 00:29:44.880
is in front of me. I'll tell you what I'll

491
00:29:44.880 --> 00:29:46.480
even I'll show it to you. Okay, I'll show it

492
00:29:46.480 --> 00:29:49.559
to you. Hang on. But here's here's here's something that

493
00:29:49.599 --> 00:29:55.079
may be the most surprising out of this. The people

494
00:29:55.160 --> 00:29:58.880
that said yes. At the highest percentage that said yes

495
00:29:58.920 --> 00:30:02.000
they would go to a real life Jurassic Park Hispanic,

496
00:30:03.000 --> 00:30:05.799
forty two percent of Hispanic said yes they would go

497
00:30:05.880 --> 00:30:10.799
to a real life Jurassic Park. So then I guess

498
00:30:10.799 --> 00:30:15.640
that means the dinosaurs get to try Mexican. Sorry, that

499
00:30:15.680 --> 00:30:18.759
was really that's just it felt obvious, but it also

500
00:30:18.759 --> 00:30:21.599
felt like it those are someone needed to say it.

501
00:30:21.759 --> 00:30:24.160
If those are people that of color that are one

502
00:30:24.240 --> 00:30:27.359
hundred percent yes, I'm going they've lost the will to live,

503
00:30:27.559 --> 00:30:28.480
that's why they're going.

504
00:30:29.279 --> 00:30:30.839
How yeah, we need to know how many of these

505
00:30:30.880 --> 00:30:35.799
people that were surveyed are terminally ill? Yes, So here

506
00:30:35.799 --> 00:30:41.039
you go. Here's here's the here's the data from you gov.

507
00:30:41.119 --> 00:30:43.079
If there was a theme park with live dinosaurs that

508
00:30:43.119 --> 00:30:45.079
had been created through genetic engineering, would you want to

509
00:30:45.119 --> 00:30:45.480
visit it?

510
00:30:46.039 --> 00:30:46.279
All?

511
00:30:47.200 --> 00:30:50.039
Twenty nine percent said yes, fifty percent said no, twenty

512
00:30:50.039 --> 00:30:53.000
one percent said not sure. Of the white people, twenty

513
00:30:53.039 --> 00:30:55.880
five percent yes, they would go. Black people thirty five

514
00:30:55.920 --> 00:30:59.720
percent yes they would go. Hispanic forty two percent said

515
00:30:59.759 --> 00:31:04.960
yes they would go. White people at fifty four percent,

516
00:31:05.119 --> 00:31:07.960
were more adamant about not going to a real life

517
00:31:08.079 --> 00:31:11.200
Jurassic Park compared to the forty six percent of black people.

518
00:31:11.839 --> 00:31:14.079
So there you have it. There the numbers in front

519
00:31:14.079 --> 00:31:16.519
of you, you can see them. This is one of

520
00:31:16.559 --> 00:31:19.319
those times where your Dear White People letter is going

521
00:31:19.319 --> 00:31:20.279
to go unanswered.

522
00:31:22.160 --> 00:31:23.759
I don't, I don't. I want to know where this

523
00:31:23.839 --> 00:31:27.000
survey was taken, you Gov. No, No, I want to know.

524
00:31:27.079 --> 00:31:28.079
It's an online survey.

525
00:31:28.599 --> 00:31:31.000
Yeah, it's all this has to be like the.

526
00:31:31.200 --> 00:31:33.440
So, so there's no verification of race.

527
00:31:35.319 --> 00:31:37.279
Well yeah, I think it's just self reported.

528
00:31:37.799 --> 00:31:39.640
Oh yeah, he got to the source.

529
00:31:39.759 --> 00:31:41.680
What do you mean verification? You can't, Like it's not

530
00:31:41.720 --> 00:31:43.720
like you're at the mall and you're taking surveys and

531
00:31:43.839 --> 00:31:46.359
you don't ask the people their race. You just ride down. Okay,

532
00:31:46.359 --> 00:31:48.880
clearly a honky or clearly a black guy.

533
00:31:49.240 --> 00:31:51.440
That just at least it opened down. How do you identify?

534
00:31:51.759 --> 00:31:54.319
Because I'm with Raj on that, I mean that's yeah.

535
00:31:55.079 --> 00:31:56.599
Uh, there's no way.

536
00:31:56.720 --> 00:32:00.119
I mean, he know, you guys all know, like and

537
00:32:00.160 --> 00:32:03.279
I just because I say it, I know you guys

538
00:32:03.279 --> 00:32:03.799
get a laugh.

539
00:32:03.880 --> 00:32:07.039
But it's true. There's not man, there's nothing.

540
00:32:07.079 --> 00:32:10.200
If they did this as a live survey, no, there's

541
00:32:10.240 --> 00:32:14.119
every black person be like hell no, that's maybe they

542
00:32:14.119 --> 00:32:16.400
didn't have the right answers like they said no not

543
00:32:16.519 --> 00:32:20.839
hell no like that like f no. Like if that

544
00:32:20.880 --> 00:32:23.839
would have been like a choice, I think we would find.

545
00:32:23.599 --> 00:32:26.799
Out sort of like those surveys to ask the questions, Uh,

546
00:32:27.000 --> 00:32:30.799
totally agree, somewhat agree, neutral, kind of don't agree, definitely

547
00:32:30.799 --> 00:32:31.480
don't agree.

548
00:32:31.759 --> 00:32:34.960
Yeah, nah, hell no, f no, Yeah that I mean

549
00:32:35.000 --> 00:32:38.519
that would have been yeah, and Hispanic people are going

550
00:32:38.519 --> 00:32:39.079
to a Dunton.

551
00:32:39.119 --> 00:32:41.279
No, they didn't explain what the park was about.

552
00:32:41.960 --> 00:32:58.440
Well, maybe they heard they were hiring one.

553
00:33:10.519 --> 00:33:14.039
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554
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555
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560
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561
00:33:37.240 --> 00:33:40.480
I'm Daniel Mally. He's trade Trendholme. That is Raj Sharma.

562
00:33:40.640 --> 00:33:45.880
Today is Monday, June sixteenth, twenty twenty five. Let's celebrate

563
00:33:46.519 --> 00:33:53.960
with some birthdays. We will start off with Nathan Parsons.

564
00:33:54.279 --> 00:33:57.119
He is thirty seven today plays Max Evans on the

565
00:33:57.200 --> 00:34:01.640
Roswell remake. Speaking of Well, did you guys see the

566
00:34:01.640 --> 00:34:05.480
story the other day that the Pentagon came out and

567
00:34:05.559 --> 00:34:10.079
declassified documents and said that everything revolving around Area fifty

568
00:34:10.119 --> 00:34:13.920
one and alien stories was all concocted just to hide

569
00:34:14.119 --> 00:34:19.760
government Air Force special projects.

570
00:34:20.599 --> 00:34:22.880
Yeah, but they've been saying that for years and years

571
00:34:22.880 --> 00:34:24.559
and years, so they just kind of.

572
00:34:26.280 --> 00:34:28.280
I thought for years they just sort of denied what

573
00:34:28.360 --> 00:34:30.880
Area fifty one was and didn't really say much about it,

574
00:34:30.920 --> 00:34:32.599
which kept it shrouded in secrecy.

575
00:34:34.199 --> 00:34:37.960
Clinton admitted that that Area fifty one existed, and then Obama,

576
00:34:38.000 --> 00:34:40.159
I believe, was like, yeah, I mean, we have some

577
00:34:40.239 --> 00:34:43.159
top secret things that we work on and test at

578
00:34:43.159 --> 00:34:46.519
those facilities like they had. I mean, people don't realize

579
00:34:46.519 --> 00:34:48.440
like the stealth I think was introduced in the First

580
00:34:48.440 --> 00:34:53.199
Gulf War, but the stealth, the actual stealth bomber was

581
00:34:53.239 --> 00:34:57.119
built in seventy seven, so they were testing that technology forever.

582
00:34:57.159 --> 00:34:58.440
So when people was to be like, oh my god,

583
00:34:58.440 --> 00:35:00.639
there was this big you know block or in the sky,

584
00:35:01.000 --> 00:35:03.239
that's what it was, and they couldn't comment on it

585
00:35:03.239 --> 00:35:05.360
because they didn't want other people to get the technology.

586
00:35:05.360 --> 00:35:07.960
Same with the stealth boat. People in San Francisco for

587
00:35:08.079 --> 00:35:10.239
years have been like, we keep seeing this boat that's

588
00:35:10.280 --> 00:35:14.679
going up and down, like underneath the Golden Gate Bridge,

589
00:35:14.679 --> 00:35:15.760
and they're like, no, it's.

590
00:35:15.719 --> 00:35:17.920
Pig them in your imagination. And then they released the

591
00:35:17.960 --> 00:35:19.440
stealth boat in ninety six.

592
00:35:19.800 --> 00:35:24.480
Well, the military is always like twenty years ahead of technology.

593
00:35:24.480 --> 00:35:27.760
I mean, that's i mean, we haven't built a diesel

594
00:35:27.760 --> 00:35:33.000
powered carrier since sixty seven. Yeah, and basically you know,

595
00:35:33.159 --> 00:35:33.880
and subs too.

596
00:35:33.960 --> 00:35:37.320
I mean it's yeah, that's not surprised.

597
00:35:37.480 --> 00:35:39.880
Nor is it like they're going to admit, oh yeah, hey,

598
00:35:40.000 --> 00:35:42.960
you know the mother ship is tied down over there.

599
00:35:43.320 --> 00:35:47.880
I know because so like they declassify a document and say, okay,

600
00:35:47.960 --> 00:35:50.440
we made up all the alien stories as a cover

601
00:35:50.639 --> 00:35:57.840
story for our top secret aerospace projects. Well, now I

602
00:35:57.880 --> 00:36:00.159
doubled don't believe you exactly.

603
00:36:00.280 --> 00:36:03.599
Yeah, they should just always start that whole that whole

604
00:36:03.599 --> 00:36:05.679
press conference with see what had happened?

605
00:36:05.800 --> 00:36:06.360
Was like.

606
00:36:10.280 --> 00:36:12.360
We just playing like.

607
00:36:12.440 --> 00:36:16.280
Yeah, somewhere in the military, that's that's a job. That's

608
00:36:16.440 --> 00:36:20.000
it's one job. It's highly coveted, and only one person

609
00:36:20.119 --> 00:36:22.360
gets it. It's the head of the See what had

610
00:36:22.360 --> 00:36:25.400
happened was department, the.

611
00:36:25.400 --> 00:36:30.960
Admiral of BS. He just gets called in like once

612
00:36:31.000 --> 00:36:33.599
every presidential term. Can you please go out and make

613
00:36:33.679 --> 00:36:34.280
some stuff up?

614
00:36:34.400 --> 00:36:34.920
You got it?

615
00:36:35.159 --> 00:36:38.639
Like gets up there, No, the aliens that was fake

616
00:36:38.719 --> 00:36:40.199
because of technology.

617
00:36:40.760 --> 00:36:41.679
Thank you. I'm gonna go.

618
00:36:46.480 --> 00:36:50.159
The most electric testimony in front of a congressional hearing ever.

619
00:36:51.079 --> 00:36:53.079
Are you taking questions? Nope? Back to sleep.

620
00:36:55.559 --> 00:36:56.760
Everyone, look at this pin.

621
00:37:00.239 --> 00:37:01.079
Are you taking questions?

622
00:37:01.079 --> 00:37:01.119
No?

623
00:37:01.199 --> 00:37:02.519
But Tommy Lee Jones.

624
00:37:04.599 --> 00:37:05.119
Go get him.

625
00:37:05.119 --> 00:37:18.400
Ok Iraqi's had Bagdad Bob, We've got Roswell. Rick, that's Tray.

626
00:37:18.480 --> 00:37:21.679
Just stumbled on the newest rap artist in history, Rick Roswell.

627
00:37:21.800 --> 00:37:23.800
I'm on, I'm on board, I'm on.

628
00:37:23.960 --> 00:37:25.280
So what had happened was.

629
00:37:26.719 --> 00:37:29.880
Just alien alien bitches dancing behind him. I'm like, yeah,

630
00:37:29.960 --> 00:37:35.400
I like this on his stealth yacht. I like it.

631
00:37:36.480 --> 00:37:37.880
See why the job's so coveted.

632
00:37:42.199 --> 00:37:43.719
You're in the tree House.

633
00:37:44.519 --> 00:37:56.679
Visit us online at Treehouse on Air dot com.

634
00:37:56.719 --> 00:37:58.320
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635
00:37:59.079 --> 00:38:07.440
Visit us online that Treehouse on Air dot com.

636
00:38:05.039 --> 00:38:08.519
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637
00:38:08.719 --> 00:38:12.159
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638
00:38:12.199 --> 00:38:16.239
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639
00:38:16.280 --> 00:38:16.599
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640
00:38:18.280 --> 00:38:20.880
You can leave us a message on our website when

641
00:38:20.880 --> 00:38:23.360
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642
00:38:23.840 --> 00:38:27.519
and we'll play it on Treehouse Talkback on Tuesdays. Just

643
00:38:27.559 --> 00:38:29.400
did my best porky pig.

644
00:38:29.800 --> 00:38:30.000
Yeah.

645
00:38:30.039 --> 00:38:31.280
I was like, I didn't know you could do. That

646
00:38:31.320 --> 00:38:33.400
was a pretty solid if that I didn't either.

647
00:38:33.480 --> 00:38:35.880
That was completely accidental. And it just worked out that

648
00:38:35.960 --> 00:38:37.280
it was near the end of the show. All I

649
00:38:37.280 --> 00:38:38.920
had to do was roll into that's all folks, and

650
00:38:39.039 --> 00:38:42.679
we could have gone. But no, I can never. Like

651
00:38:42.719 --> 00:38:46.119
there's some impersonations I can kind of do a little bit,

652
00:38:46.239 --> 00:38:51.840
like I'm McConaughey adjacent. My best is probably just certain

653
00:38:51.880 --> 00:38:56.599
lines of Sean Connery. Obviously I can do Alex Jones

654
00:38:56.639 --> 00:38:59.480
and Jim Adler, but that's the same voice, so it's

655
00:38:59.519 --> 00:39:03.480
really not even and a good impersonation. And I know

656
00:39:03.559 --> 00:39:06.559
lots of people have the ability to do the Wookie,

657
00:39:06.599 --> 00:39:09.360
like the Chewbacca thing. I can't do it. I did

658
00:39:09.400 --> 00:39:11.559
it once accidentally and I can never recreate it.

659
00:39:15.440 --> 00:39:18.960
Yeah, there's a certain like a base level to the

660
00:39:19.039 --> 00:39:22.840
voice that allows you, like our buddy Aaron Rinpoor you

661
00:39:22.880 --> 00:39:26.599
hear his voice very deep bass, but he can do

662
00:39:26.719 --> 00:39:30.039
impressions in so many different ranges. God for you, who's

663
00:39:30.039 --> 00:39:33.039
a good buddy of mine. I mean, his impressions are incredible.

664
00:39:33.039 --> 00:39:35.119
There's a great video of him doing Jason Statham too,

665
00:39:35.199 --> 00:39:38.719
Jason Statham, Oh God, and Jason Statham loses it, like

666
00:39:38.760 --> 00:39:41.639
he starts like high fiving because it's that good, and.

667
00:39:41.599 --> 00:39:45.480
You wouldn't better than him punching and kicking or acting.

668
00:39:46.440 --> 00:39:53.239
Yeah, yeah, but I mean there's a certain pitches of

669
00:39:53.599 --> 00:39:58.400
voice like allow you to do certain impressions. I found

670
00:39:58.400 --> 00:40:01.880
out I could do walk in just by watching Jay

671
00:40:01.920 --> 00:40:04.639
Moore do it and just copying the way he did it.

672
00:40:04.679 --> 00:40:06.880
So yeah, and then everybody, every comic in the world

673
00:40:06.960 --> 00:40:09.480
has a walking impression now, so.

674
00:40:09.760 --> 00:40:11.679
I know it's actually funny because like, what like a

675
00:40:11.719 --> 00:40:14.519
couple of impressions, I'll attempt it, Like my version of

676
00:40:14.599 --> 00:40:18.440
Christopher walking is your version of Christopher walking based on

677
00:40:18.559 --> 00:40:22.239
Jay Moore's Christopher Walkin. And then I'll occasionally play with

678
00:40:22.320 --> 00:40:26.280
a Tom Brokaw. My Tom Brokaw I personation is based

679
00:40:26.280 --> 00:40:31.719
on Anthony from opiing Anthony based on his impersonation of

680
00:40:32.000 --> 00:40:36.079
Tom Brokaw. So I have no direct other than Sean Connery.

681
00:40:36.159 --> 00:40:39.519
I have no direct really, Okay, Luke Bryan's kind of mine.

682
00:40:39.559 --> 00:40:41.679
But that's also i feel like I'm just impersonating a muppet.

683
00:40:41.719 --> 00:40:46.199
So I'll find a way to tie this in because

684
00:40:46.199 --> 00:40:49.280
I had a legitimate question to ask Trey about his trip. So, Trey,

685
00:40:50.000 --> 00:40:53.000
you're going to Vegas for your new job. It's kind

686
00:40:53.000 --> 00:40:56.199
of a work trip, but it's also kind of a

687
00:40:56.280 --> 00:40:59.880
fun trip for the boss because it's his birthday month apparently.

688
00:41:00.320 --> 00:41:02.039
So you're going to Vegas, but you said you're going

689
00:41:02.079 --> 00:41:04.079
on js X and I'm still kind of murky on

690
00:41:04.119 --> 00:41:06.800
what js SEX is. Is that Is that an airline?

691
00:41:07.119 --> 00:41:07.320
Is that?

692
00:41:07.599 --> 00:41:12.039
Yes? Okay, it's a it's a carrier, commercial carrier.

693
00:41:12.360 --> 00:41:15.639
They fly to select destinations and like said, it's all

694
00:41:15.800 --> 00:41:20.280
business class basically, Yeah, they fly like MB eighties I think,

695
00:41:20.400 --> 00:41:25.719
And so it's yeah, it's big comfort, comfy seats, like

696
00:41:25.880 --> 00:41:27.320
it's oh, is.

697
00:41:27.239 --> 00:41:29.599
This is this the type of airplane that Britney Spears

698
00:41:29.679 --> 00:41:32.239
was on when she was told to put out the cigarette.

699
00:41:32.679 --> 00:41:34.039
That is the same airline.

700
00:41:34.519 --> 00:41:36.639
Okay, that makes sense because I figured if she was

701
00:41:36.639 --> 00:41:39.159
flying American they would have kicked her off in a heartbeat.

702
00:41:39.400 --> 00:41:42.320
But because it was private or semi private, they were like, ma'am,

703
00:41:42.480 --> 00:41:43.360
just just put that out.

704
00:41:43.679 --> 00:41:45.440
Yeah, she was flying on Spirit. They're like, can we

705
00:41:45.480 --> 00:41:45.920
bum one?

706
00:41:48.559 --> 00:41:51.480
The captain leaves the cockpit, I heard somebody smoking back here?

707
00:41:51.679 --> 00:41:52.519
You got something for me?

708
00:41:52.760 --> 00:41:52.800
Not?

709
00:41:52.800 --> 00:41:54.199
I don't worry about it's an autopilot.

710
00:41:56.239 --> 00:41:58.039
Do you think Spirit has an autopilot?

711
00:41:58.400 --> 00:42:00.800
No, they do. But the trick is the pilots have

712
00:42:00.880 --> 00:42:02.320
to feed the autopilot meter.

713
00:42:04.320 --> 00:42:06.760
I looked like it puts a cinder block on the pedal.

714
00:42:08.480 --> 00:42:11.840
Well, they used to, and then Spirit caught on and

715
00:42:11.880 --> 00:42:14.519
then they said, okay, we can't have this. We're losing money,

716
00:42:14.960 --> 00:42:17.840
so they made sure to. So you think when you

717
00:42:17.880 --> 00:42:19.960
fly Spirit Airlines, you think it's bad enough that they're

718
00:42:20.000 --> 00:42:22.760
nickel and diming you. They're charging the crew as well.

719
00:42:22.800 --> 00:42:25.360
The crew doesn't actually work for the airline. They're also paying.

720
00:42:25.880 --> 00:42:27.639
Yeah, so it's been bad enough that they had to

721
00:42:27.679 --> 00:42:29.280
change their slogan because they used to be Spirit.

722
00:42:29.679 --> 00:42:30.679
Smoke them if you got them.

723
00:42:30.880 --> 00:42:36.920
Uh No, a bressurized oxygen cabin, bad idea. But no,

724
00:42:37.119 --> 00:42:38.960
JSX is like that was the same airline. But you

725
00:42:38.960 --> 00:42:41.199
pull like it's great. I think you're flying out of

726
00:42:41.239 --> 00:42:41.960
love am I right?

727
00:42:42.159 --> 00:42:42.679
Yeah?

728
00:42:42.760 --> 00:42:44.800
Yeah, see, so you'll just pull up on the other

729
00:42:44.840 --> 00:42:46.960
side of love Field where all the FBOs are.

730
00:42:47.719 --> 00:42:49.880
Uh and do you get to park on the tarmac

731
00:42:49.960 --> 00:42:52.320
next to the jet like that lost Door Dash driver

732
00:42:52.360 --> 00:42:52.960
in Chicago.

733
00:42:54.239 --> 00:42:57.199
There's a parking area, but then you just take your bangs,

734
00:42:57.239 --> 00:42:59.000
you walk into a little thing. They just scan it

735
00:42:59.000 --> 00:43:01.440
and then you're on the plane. Like Private private, like

736
00:43:01.440 --> 00:43:03.639
the last time I flew private, like I literally took

737
00:43:03.719 --> 00:43:06.599
Medellos like that was my carry on was like Medellos

738
00:43:06.599 --> 00:43:09.159
and like fireball, and I took that on the took

739
00:43:09.159 --> 00:43:11.440
my songs off, my shoes off, and put my feet

740
00:43:11.480 --> 00:43:14.079
up on the other seat and just kind of ate

741
00:43:14.119 --> 00:43:17.199
some checks, mixed, drank some beers. Okay, uh, And that's

742
00:43:17.239 --> 00:43:20.079
pulling up right next to the plane. But well, we

743
00:43:20.119 --> 00:43:22.559
know Trey's not doing that because he's sober, like eighteen

744
00:43:22.639 --> 00:43:25.719
years I'm a daisy either Chiwawa might might pull on

745
00:43:25.760 --> 00:43:29.880
some fireball during the flight. It won't be hers, It'll

746
00:43:29.920 --> 00:43:32.360
just be her tongue reaching across the aisle into somebody

747
00:43:32.360 --> 00:43:33.079
else's bottle.

748
00:43:34.360 --> 00:43:35.400
I'd just see that.

749
00:43:36.400 --> 00:43:39.440
They they encourage you to to take an uber over there,

750
00:43:39.480 --> 00:43:40.639
so I'm just going to do that.

751
00:43:41.199 --> 00:43:41.760
Yeah.

752
00:43:42.400 --> 00:43:46.119
Yeah, it's from everything I've read, it's it's very nice,

753
00:43:46.199 --> 00:43:46.719
very easy.

754
00:43:47.519 --> 00:43:50.039
Yeah, and it's I mean, the whole thing is a

755
00:43:50.039 --> 00:43:53.000
business class. So it's the meals, I think depending on

756
00:43:53.000 --> 00:43:54.519
the flight, like you get it in flight meal, but

757
00:43:54.559 --> 00:43:57.039
there's snacks and drinks and all that stuff is covered

758
00:43:57.039 --> 00:44:00.039
in your But it's great. I mean I think I

759
00:44:00.039 --> 00:44:02.440
have multiple trips to Austin a day in Houston, I

760
00:44:02.440 --> 00:44:04.280
think is one of their big ones as well out

761
00:44:04.280 --> 00:44:04.880
of Dallas.

762
00:44:05.119 --> 00:44:07.920
So it's JSX. It's all business class, and you're going

763
00:44:08.000 --> 00:44:10.960
to Vegas, and I feel like you telling me about

764
00:44:10.960 --> 00:44:14.960
this now, I've hit a new level of old age

765
00:44:15.480 --> 00:44:18.159
because I'm not envious of you getting a free trip

766
00:44:18.199 --> 00:44:21.320
to Vegas. I'm envious of you taking an airline that's

767
00:44:21.360 --> 00:44:24.079
nothing but business class. And I'd rather take the flight

768
00:44:24.800 --> 00:44:27.000
that I would the actual trip to Vegas.

769
00:44:28.679 --> 00:44:32.199
That's when everybody's getting off the plane and trays just like,

770
00:44:32.679 --> 00:44:33.920
we'll be right here when you get back.

771
00:44:34.000 --> 00:44:36.679
Yeah, hang out here. This is the best trip ever.

772
00:44:37.519 --> 00:44:46.639
More nuts, uh, I'd try just peanut Eminem's like, you guys,

773
00:44:46.639 --> 00:44:47.320
have a fun time.

774
00:44:47.519 --> 00:44:48.360
I'll be right here.

775
00:44:49.360 --> 00:44:50.880
Some people like to ride the bus.

776
00:44:58.079 --> 00:45:00.559
Lots of pictures and videos so I can ten time you.

777
00:45:00.639 --> 00:45:03.679
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