Dec. 26, 2024

Salmon Sperm Injections | Best of The Treehouse 12.26.24

Salmon Sperm Injections | Best of The Treehouse 12.26.24

In this best of show, we'll talk about AARP sex furniture, doorbell camera choosing vilence, spring break whores, salmon sperm injections, and alien abduction and how to get insurance for it.

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In this best of show, we'll talk about AARP sex furniture, doorbell camera choosing vilence, spring break whores, salmon sperm injections, and alien abduction and how to get insurance for it.

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Trey.

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Uh.

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I know you're still feeling in your feels a little

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bit right now. But there's some there's a bone that

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Raj has to pick with you. Ro go ahead.

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What what were the what was the name of the

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movies that Ojason spons in?

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Naked gun? What's okay? See that's not that's not a word. Uh,

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you don't mean naked gun? Do you? Naked gun?

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Oh?

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Okay, it's closer. How's that word spelled? When you saw

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it spelled?

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When you saw it spelled out for the first time,

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the word naked with an A. You went that A

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isn't the wrong place.

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It needs to be an e. And it's naked gun,

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naked gun, naked.

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Very very got it.

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Does it sound weird when you say it like that?

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I one of those words I just never really Yeah,

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I thought about that much.

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Naked gun, naked gun.

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Okay, Gray, you say it however ever you want to

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say it. If you want to say it's naked gun,

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then you call it the naked gun. Look I look

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at it this way. I see that there's, you know,

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the word, there's the word naked, and then there's the

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word naked. Yeah, they are essentially the same word. But naked.

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You can look this up anywhere. Uh, when I'm not looking,

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the definition of naked is more naked. It's like it's

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like it's like an additional layer of naked. So it's

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like someone so naked they were naked.

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Oh gotcha?

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Okay, all right, how about this?

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He was in those movies from the Files of the

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Police Squad.

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I'm kind of surprised you could say files not the

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only word. I can say, No, it's not.

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Yeah.

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So Raj's girlfriend a Pair says, naked.

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Is all the time. And then she says and said, okay,

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it's monster, right, she says, yeah, so it's you know,

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I was always scared of monsters when I was a kid.

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I was like the TV show the.

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Monsters and she's like, no, like real monsters, and I

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was like monsters, Yeah, monsters.

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I was like, what are we doing right now?

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What?

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What? What skin are we doing?

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Because yeah, that sounds like a troubling community communicative relationship.

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Yeah, naked and monster, And I'm like, that's it. I

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kind of hope there's not a naked monster anywhere. I

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won't know what she's talking about.

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There's a naked monster.

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I don't know there's a naked monster.

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When Fred Grant Fred Gwynn wasn't that impressive?

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Kind of small for a big guy.

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But grandpa, speaking of Grandpa, Okay, thank you for the segue.

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Our buddy Daniel Cook from COOKDFW Roofing and Restoration sit

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me this the other day and he wanted to make

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sure that I shared it with you, Trey and Raj.

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Since you guys are also card carrying members of AARP,

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are you aware of sex furniture.

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That can be done right? It can be all furniture.

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Well, what you need to do is open up your

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AARP newsletter email a little more often, because, according to AARP,

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sex furniture adds zing and support to aging bodies, from

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benches to wedge pillows. Sex furniture can take love making

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to the next level. AARP is clearly gone to the

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next level. Yeah. Sexual wellness experts say sex furniture is

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beneficial for two reasons. Not only does it push sex

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play beyond same old, same old, meaning eighty three percent

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of adult survey by aa RP said they have sexual fantasies.

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It serves as an adaptive It serves as adaptive equipment

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that provides support for body parts that may no longer

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be limber. See it's beneficial. Sex furniture, ranging from hammocks

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to wedge pillows and tantra chairs, may not be a

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part of your current array, but it's more mainstream than

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you might think, even sold by major companies like Amazon, Etsy, Wayfair,

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and Ikea. So you're getting more than meatballs at Ikea.

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A hammock.

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Yeah, to me, a hammock's far too dangerous for even

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able bodied people.

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But I think it's specifically a sex hammock.

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Any hammock is a sex hammock if you used properly.

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It said it's available on Amazon, so you guys.

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Talk and I will order. I'm more curious to know

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what the sex furniture on Etsy looks like.

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Yeah, clearly I'm on the younger demo for ARP because

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when you say sex furniture, I'm thinking, you know, a

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bondage cross and uh, hooks in the ceiling or something

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like that.

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No, I totally get what you mean. And I'm kind

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of the same way when like, when I saw this

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story talking about sex furniture, I wasn't thinking about wedge

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pillows or something like that. I was thinking more like, well,

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there's a reason why they call it a pull out

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couch hold up.

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To three hundred pounds over the door swing sex adults, Well, sorry,

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over the door sex adult swing.

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Now that's a sex swing. Yeah, over the door. Yeah.

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See that's specific they're talking like when they.

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Say that, because that's just dangerous. I mean you're dealing

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with old people. You're talking about, you know, a fall risk.

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Jesus yeah, ham on with one.

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Yeah, you've absolutely got to be careful. I mean you

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can't just run around doing the happy Dolphin on the

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ottoman without some concern for safety. You can't walk into

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someone's living room and just start playing hide the lamp.

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Did you say lamp or lamb?

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Lamp?

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Okay, sex furniture not.

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Not one of those is inappropriate.

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I think that's important that we mentioned that because you

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don't want people getting the wrong impression when they hear

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sex furniture, because you don't want them doing the luta

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door off the arm wall.

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What U? What is a I see it?

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I still don't know what I'm seeing, but it is

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a sex slingshot.

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That's when you're done.

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Good to know they're selling it now and.

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We're out.

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Let's get Daniel Cook from Cook DFW Roofing and Restoration

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into the Treehouse eight three three Cook DFW for your

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free roof inspection the website DFW dot com. You guys

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do lots of great work on roofs, and the restoration

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part of the side of the business also means you know,

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you're doing remodeling work underneath the roof inside the home

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as well. And you were telling me just recently that you,

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Daniel and Cook DFW Roofing and Restoration offer lifetime warranties

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on all your work.

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Yeah.

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Dan, that's something that we talked about for a while

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now and we decided to go ahead and just pull

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the trigger on it. We've had excellent reviews, we've had

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excellent referrals. People really love our work when they give

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us a chance, and we just want to put our

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money where our mouth is. And you know, that's the

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the best way I can always say that is just

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back it up.

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Back it up.

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When I was growing up and I told somebody who's

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gonna kick their ass, you got to back it up. Well,

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now that I'm a grown man and we're doing professional

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services on people's homes, and I tell them that they're

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never going to have a better experience.

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I'm backing it up.

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We're gonna take care of your home because we want

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you to have that peace of mind knowing that after

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we left, you have the very that's product left behind,

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Your home is safe, your family's taken care of, and

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that you don't have to worry about us not coming back.

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You can experience it for yourself, and you can put

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your money where Daniel's mouth is and he'll honor it.

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As you just heard, even if he dies, he's still

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going to honor this stuff. I mean, that's that's some

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serious integrity and quality craftsmanship to have the confidence to

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be like, yeah, this is how we do things. So

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you give the man a call for that free roof inspection.

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Eight three three Cook DFW the website cookdfw dot com.

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This story that I saw the other day reminded me

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about how much I don't like random visitors at my house,

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and technology apparently has started to catch up with my

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feelings and Tray, you're going to appreciate this as well,

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because not in America, but out of another country, Slovenia,

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a Slovenian startup has created a smart security camera that

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will shoot paintballs at people you don't want on your property. Okay,

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I see Trays. Tray's like, yeah, I could see the

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benefit to this. He's got a smile, looks thoroughly horrified.

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So disappointed in you guys, and Tray's head. He's already

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changed the paintballs to pepperballs.

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Uh even thought of that yet?

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You haven't trade. The first thing I thought of was

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changing the paintballs to to nine millimeter Oh wow, or

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even a step, even a step further, just for funsies,

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taking the paintball ammo out of the security camera and

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doing the little little blow darts. I think that'd be fun.

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That's just that it's people like you that write in

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like plots into Bond movies where it's sharks with lasers.

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That's that's it's people with your minds that I have,

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like because you see something like that in a movie,

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like who comes up with that? You guys do?

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Yeah?

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Yes, actually I take that as a compliment, thank you.

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So I'm just so disappointed.

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No, but it really is the big You've never do

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you have a doorbell cam? Do you have a ring cam?

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Google?

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Nest thing? Doorbell?

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No?

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Why would he need one?

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That's true. He likes the surprises. He wants people just

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coming in his house. Well, Trey and I don't, So

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we're going to be in the market for this new

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security camera that will choose violence. A big thinking Slovenian

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startup has created a curious smart camera that doesn't just

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spy on your visitors, but will actively open fire on

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potential intruders with paintball pellets or even tear gas rounds

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ohel Yah with ultra high precision do it yourself home

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security systems are, of course commonplace, clever and simple. In

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this case, it's paint cam eve, an armed home security

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camera with an itchy trigger finger.

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I haven't seen Trey look this happy in a very

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long time.

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See in my mind, I've got the scene like out

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of the Avengers where Iron Man he can just lock

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onto everybody and then so you've got the system of

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your house and it just locks on every each person's

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get locked on.

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Yeah, that's just the saddest I don't even know.

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Hey, hey, don't know you guys, Let a boy dream.

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Just for the listeners, you have to subscribe so you

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can watch the phone video just when Dan's reading the story.

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The joy that watches over Trey's face is worth every pity.

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I haven't seen you.

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Don't try and take my Sparkle Rush.

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But I know what to get you for Christmas. I'll

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have it shipped. I'm not dropping it off at your door.

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You can drop it off on my tour.

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Just don't knock there we go, or if I don't

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recommend knocking and running.

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Yeah, I don't do that anyway.

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Paint cam EVE. Paint Cam EVE uses automatic target marking,

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based recognition and AI based decision making to identify unfamiliar

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visitors to your property day or night. It then gives

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ED two oh nine style warnings to anyone that it

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doesn't know. Roj You know who ED two to nine is?

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Is that the computer from what's the movie I'm brain

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porting on?

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Are you thinking? Are you thinking of two thousand and

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one A Space Odyssey?

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Yes?

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No, that's how how? How was Colder in his methods?

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ED two o nine was the the next step in

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the evolution of OCP's police program after RoboCop so ED

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two nine was the big machine that got a little,

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got a little carried away with its uh enforcement, gotcha

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anyway if they failed to comply and take off within

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Let's just what don't we as a society?

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What are we doing? I wonder if you could use

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charts dream away track, dreaming, dream, a little dream.

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how happy this is made Trey. That's the first time

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in twenty five years that I've known the man to

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hear him sing. Let's get Jaqueline from Brooks Plumbing into

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plumbing is unfortunately a need and not so much a want. Yes,

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you can want to remodel the bathroom and that's not pressing,

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it will come back in the house and at that

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thirty eight, thirty eight and again that website Brooks Plumbing

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Texas dot com. A few weeks ago, we were talking

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about how spring Break doesn't seem to have the same

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punch that it used to when we were all, you know,

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in high school and college. But I think we were wrong.

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I think we've been mistaken because it actually may be

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that in some places spring Break has been amped up

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beyond what we are able to comprehend. And what I

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mean by that is you had, you know, the stuff

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we did. You had girls gone wild, you had keg stands,

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and you had MTV beach parties and spring Break and

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all that stuff. Spring Breakers today they got only fans.

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And more specifically, you could have gone to spring Break

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and ended up on only fans forever. Because what I'm

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speaking about specifically is this, for spring Break this year,

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you had only fans models descending upon can Kun because

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remember how Miami was like don't come here, we don't

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want you, blah blah blah. Well, spring Break still happens

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in other cities, and apparently it's stronger than ever spring Break. Uh,

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spring Break this year featured OnlyFans. Creators Bonnie Blue and

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Leilani May they made two hundred and fifty thousand dollars

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by having sex with one hundred and twenty two spring

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Breakers in can.

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Kun Wow in a row? Is it one of those me?

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I don't think it was in a row. I think

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they took some breaks, you know, to get some.

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To freshen up.

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God, I hope so, because you don't want to be

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number one twenty two and holding your number leg oh.

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Man, yeah good, or one twenty three that they didn't advertise,

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I don't say tough.

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Yeah, you get the only fans, plus.

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You made extra to be the last guy.

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Yeah.

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No, seriously, there's a twenty four year old content creator.

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OnlyFans creator Bonnie Blue received a lot of backlash after

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a stunt she did in Australia last year where she

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was screwing eighteen year old high school boys for her

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only Fans content. Uh and she and Long with Leilanie

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May hit up can Kun and said they were so

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in demand with the boys for spring break there were

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lines outside their hotel room on more than one occasion,

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and in some of the videos you could actually hear

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people banging on the door wanting to come in.

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There's so many things wrong with that sent Yeah that

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sounds about right. Oh, that's just there's so much gross.

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They needed that ring bell, that ring cam or whatever

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it is. That's what they needed behind the scenes content.

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Look that right there, that's so we were wrong. Spring

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Break is not dead. It's it's just on a whole

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different level now than we could comprehend from back in

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the day. Because I think I think, like when we

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were in college, I think there was the occasional porn

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star that might go to spring Break and film something.

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But now I mean it's only fans. I mean, this

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is like, this isn't signing away something for like a

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major porn production company type of thing. This is like

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you could be in you could be at the swim

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up bar with the only fan girls and be like, hey,

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you want to come back to the hotel with me

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and these fifteen other dudes.

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Yep, you're right, the spring breaks are not dead. It's

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just on a lot of pension.

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Let's not say about the horrors our age that you know,

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we're pulling trains just for fun.

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They did it for the love.

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Of women.

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Call me crazy, but I like my horse free.

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I mentioned to him how I saw a story recently

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where a boyfriend and a girlfriend got into a fight

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and in the fight, the girl stabs a boyfriend in

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the butt with a fork. M okay, and so I

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asked Daniel Cook. I said, hey, you know, does this

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ever happen to you? Let's get Daniel Cook from Cook

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dfw Roofing and Restoration into the treehouse now for your

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free roof inspection. Give him a call eight three three

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cook DFW the website cookdfw dot com. I saw a

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headline recently and it made me think of you, Daniel

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and your lovely wife Carrie. There was a massive argument

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and the girlfriend grabbed a fork and stabbed her boyfriend

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in the butt with it. She called it a light hope.

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The boyfriend told the police, no, that was a full

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on stabbing. My question to you today is have you

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ever done something that made Carrie want to stab you

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in the butt with a fork?

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Carrie has stabbed me in the butt with the fork. Whatever.

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Sometimes you ask questions in these spots and you don't

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always expect the answer that you're gonna get.

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But luckily I have a very muscular butt.

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And then there's the answers that you don't necessarily want.

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Yeah, there it is. I was wondering how much of

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the fork went into the butt.

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With Daniel and carry or in the story.

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Well, he says he has a muscular butt, So I

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mean he might have like but flexed at the moment

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of impact.

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Yeah, maybe he was preparing himself for it. Yeah, kind

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of like a boxer does getting ready to be hitting

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the stomach, you know. Yeah, yeah, I don't know. Maybe

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with a with a weaker man, Carrie's strength and fork

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might have gone straight through him. I don't know.

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Yeah, because I climbed ladders and I run and.

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Stuff like that.

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So hey, it was not able to penetrate the gluteus maximus.

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That's truly a false statement, but.

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It sounds like you're taking a deposition.

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Yeah, this dude cracked me up. But yeah, I thought

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it was interesting how the girlfriend when when police showed up,

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the girlfriend had told police that it wasn't that big

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of a deal when she stabbed her boyfriend in the

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butt with the fork. She says it was a light poke,

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whereas he complained it was a full on stab. And

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that's when the police you gave him tips on how

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to get a temporary restraining order. And meanwhile, Trey's thinking, oh,

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so she's about to be single.

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It seems like, you know, the litmus test for that

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would be, you know, if the fork stayed in the

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butt then you know, I'd say it's pretty severe sabbing.

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Yeah, I can agree with that. That's a full on stab.

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If it just kind of like broke the skin a

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little bit.

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That's just the tip.

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If you're having to tell responding officers it was just

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the tip and it didn't even stay in.

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But I think it's hilarious that you assume he's going

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to call the cops and not just giggle the whole time.

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He's not wasting that phone call. I would, on the

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other hand, have I would I would call. I have

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no ass so I would have to call. I would

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have to call for emergency services because you have clearly

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if it goes, it's just whatever bone is there, like

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that's been bruised and or broken, depending on the fork.

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That's what I'm saying.

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Yeah, that's that's yeah.

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Member.

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Are we talking like a salad fork or one of

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the or is it the meat fork that used on Thanksgiving?

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Yeah? Exactly, because that would that would devastate me. Like

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I don't care, uh, but like if it was like

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one of those like the little appetizer forks, that's going straight,

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that's just going straight into my lower back. That's what

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I call my ass. It's just like it just goes.

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Into it's just one straight.

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I mean, there's there's there's there's, there's nothing there. It's it's, it's,

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it's it's very sad.

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I wish I had one.

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It would make sitting a lot easier, I sup.

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But uh, probably more comfortable.

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Yeah, yeah, I.

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Have no butt, So my my heart goes out to

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all of those stabbed in theirs.

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Well, speaking of being stabbed in another region, Uh, women

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are paying five hundred dollars to get salmon sperm injected

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to boost their vaginas, which actually sounds like a power

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up in a video game when I say it that way.

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Women are paying five hundred dollars to get salmon sperm

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injected into their vaginas to boost their sex lives. Splain, splain, Well,

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I mean it's for older women. And well, okay, I'll

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explain some more. And an esthetic nurse who runs clinics

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in London, Liverpool and North Wales said a lot of

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older women come to me and say they are not

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having any kind of sexual arousal anymore, so we do

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the O shot. They're reporting stronger and more frequent orgasms,

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increased natural lubrication and greater sexual arousal. An O shot

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is a non surgical treatment intended to rejuvenate the vagina

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and increase sexual arousal, and it's alleged to typically show

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results after about two to four sessions. And they cost

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five hundred dollars.

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Wow, that's wild. I mean it could be wild salmon,

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but that's probably farm raised. Either way, it's nice to

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see they're having an orgasm and they can swim upstream.

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This is great smell not so much.

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Yeah that now at least they have an excuse for that.

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Wait wait, wait, you paid five hundred dollars for that.

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Side note a lot of older women getting mauled by bears.

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We don't recommend you get this treatment and go camping

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immediately afterwards.

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Visit us online a treehouse on air dot com.

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Do you guys remember I think it was actually about

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a year ago in Las Vegas. She had all these

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UFO phenomenon going on, including the family that called the

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police because they said they thought they saw ten feet

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aliens or ten foot tall aliens running around their backyard

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and the Las Vegas police shut up, and like, yeah,

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we're kind of wondering what's going on, but we didn't

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want to go back there because the aliens. So News Nation.

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I guess the angle they're going on right now is

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they're supposed to be what Fox News started out with,

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which was supposed to be unbiased news, and they've shifted

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over into covering any and all things aliens because they're

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the ones that had the UFO whistleblower guy in the interview.

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And now on Ashley Banfield's show for Ashley Banfield, formerly

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of Fox four, they did an update. They sent a

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reporter out to talk to the guy that called nine

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to one one about these aliens in his backyard, and

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the update somehow got stranger than the initial call itself.

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All right, so I'm gonna hand it over to this

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reporter from News Nation playing ketchup with the guy that

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called nine one one about the aliens in his backyard.

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Right.

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The story goes that just about a year ago, the

485
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Ketmore family saw these mysterious, unidentifiable creatures in their backyard

486
00:28:12.000 --> 00:28:13.759
right here behind me, right. They said that they were

487
00:28:14.039 --> 00:28:16.839
ten foot tall creatures that they were standing there looking

488
00:28:16.880 --> 00:28:17.200
at him.

489
00:28:17.400 --> 00:28:18.640
They could see them breathing.

490
00:28:18.960 --> 00:28:22.240
Angel says that he was actually growling at him, freaking

491
00:28:22.279 --> 00:28:25.240
them out so much that they actually called nine one one. Well,

492
00:28:25.240 --> 00:28:29.680
it turns out that these unidentified, unexplainable phenomenon didn't just

493
00:28:29.759 --> 00:28:32.720
stop at that night. Angel went into great detail with

494
00:28:32.759 --> 00:28:35.559
me during our one on one conversation about other paranormal

495
00:28:35.599 --> 00:28:39.160
activity that's been happening, but this time inside of their house.

496
00:28:39.359 --> 00:28:42.559
It goes beyond just seeing shadows and hearing whispers. These

497
00:28:42.640 --> 00:28:45.279
are really freaky things that he told me during our

498
00:28:45.559 --> 00:28:46.799
exclusive conversation.

499
00:28:47.039 --> 00:28:52.720
Take a listen. You mentioned paranormal activity. What exactly did

500
00:28:52.720 --> 00:28:53.240
you see?

501
00:28:53.480 --> 00:28:55.680
Well, I was another room, my brother coming. There was

502
00:28:55.720 --> 00:28:58.200
an upside down cross and there was a Jesus such

503
00:28:58.240 --> 00:29:02.200
on it Jesus through across the room and it was

504
00:29:02.200 --> 00:29:03.119
floating upslate down.

505
00:29:04.599 --> 00:29:05.960
Are you saying floating in the air?

506
00:29:06.079 --> 00:29:08.000
Yeah, like in there it was floating upslady down.

507
00:29:08.839 --> 00:29:10.640
What did you do? I mean, did you go pick

508
00:29:10.640 --> 00:29:11.880
it up? Did you knock it down? Like?

509
00:29:12.160 --> 00:29:12.839
No, I didn't do nothing.

510
00:29:12.880 --> 00:29:14.480
I was just sitting there. It was crazy. Only what

511
00:29:14.799 --> 00:29:16.400
but how did it come back? It's not still floating

512
00:29:16.480 --> 00:29:17.400
right now, is it. No?

513
00:29:17.400 --> 00:29:19.359
No, it came down, so we got closer to it

514
00:29:19.359 --> 00:29:20.720
and then dropped.

515
00:29:20.640 --> 00:29:21.680
It fell to the ground.

516
00:29:22.079 --> 00:29:25.599
A crucifix yeah, floating in the air upside down. The

517
00:29:25.720 --> 00:29:28.440
Jesus on the crucifix had been ripped off and it

518
00:29:28.519 --> 00:29:34.599
was floating. And you can say definitively without lies, that

519
00:29:34.599 --> 00:29:35.400
that is what you saw.

520
00:29:35.680 --> 00:29:44.240
Yes, so it goes from aliens to now, uh, crucifix

521
00:29:45.319 --> 00:29:51.759
damaging aliens perhaps, Yeah, and he's he's I mean, the

522
00:29:51.839 --> 00:29:54.400
reporter asked him. He's like, in no lies, No, I've

523
00:29:54.400 --> 00:29:56.920
been telling you the truth. Okay, Well, obviously I look

524
00:29:56.960 --> 00:29:58.839
the reporters like, it's not still floating, is it. We'll

525
00:29:58.839 --> 00:30:03.079
get your ass in there and check. Becky Oliver would

526
00:30:03.079 --> 00:30:04.160
have done that part first.

527
00:30:06.400 --> 00:30:09.519
What if Here's what nobody's prepared for. What if he

528
00:30:09.640 --> 00:30:11.200
was like, so, is it currently floating?

529
00:30:11.240 --> 00:30:18.200
And he's like yes, And the reporter just slowly looks

530
00:30:18.240 --> 00:30:18.920
back towards the.

531
00:30:19.359 --> 00:30:22.240
Camera like, I don't get paid enough for this ship.

532
00:30:25.000 --> 00:30:27.119
Meanwhile, the photographer is like, I'm not going in there

533
00:30:27.160 --> 00:30:29.000
because he's thinking what you just said, rash, I don't

534
00:30:29.000 --> 00:30:30.759
get paid enough for this. But the reporter, who makes

535
00:30:30.759 --> 00:30:32.480
more money, it's like you should go in there and

536
00:30:32.480 --> 00:30:34.200
hear take this camera with you.

537
00:30:34.400 --> 00:30:39.799
I know, I know everybody needs a first job, but like,

538
00:30:39.960 --> 00:30:42.680
this has got to be this reporter, poor guy, this.

539
00:30:42.640 --> 00:30:44.920
Is this is this is network. I mean it's a

540
00:30:44.960 --> 00:30:48.440
new network, but it's still network. And he's he's talking

541
00:30:48.480 --> 00:30:51.359
to a guy about floating crusive fixes and stuff.

542
00:30:51.480 --> 00:30:53.839
Yeah, but everybody, if you're watching the video, everybody looks

543
00:30:53.880 --> 00:30:54.920
ten feet old of this dude.

544
00:30:55.640 --> 00:30:56.039
That is.

545
00:30:57.960 --> 00:31:01.279
The guy does is uh? He has certainly challenged.

546
00:31:03.519 --> 00:31:05.799
He looks.

547
00:31:08.200 --> 00:31:12.960
All right, let's go back to the the eyewitness.

548
00:31:13.400 --> 00:31:15.240
Okay, and what about the Bible? What did you tell

549
00:31:15.279 --> 00:31:15.599
me about?

550
00:31:15.640 --> 00:31:15.759
Oh?

551
00:31:15.799 --> 00:31:20.000
Yeah, the Bible? So I was chilling normal, So just

552
00:31:20.160 --> 00:31:24.480
a Bible just going like this, flipping the pages, flipping

553
00:31:24.480 --> 00:31:27.240
the pages. But it was like steady like it wasn't

554
00:31:27.240 --> 00:31:29.720
because the air was steady, like somebody was holding it.

555
00:31:29.960 --> 00:31:31.720
As soon as I got close to it, it dropped again.

556
00:31:31.960 --> 00:31:36.920
Just inside your house, not outdoors, no no wind factor.

557
00:31:37.480 --> 00:31:40.079
But the page is steadily turning on the Bible. Yeah,

558
00:31:40.680 --> 00:31:42.920
and you have the same justification for that as well

559
00:31:43.000 --> 00:31:47.079
the present. Yeah, I guess the pages of the Bible

560
00:31:47.079 --> 00:31:49.839
were moving on their own. And an actual crucifix hanging

561
00:31:49.920 --> 00:31:52.119
upside down, so.

562
00:31:52.079 --> 00:31:53.480
You know, we have we had a couple of pieces

563
00:31:53.519 --> 00:31:58.440
come over to the house, pay the housing everything semi again.

564
00:31:58.519 --> 00:32:00.279
Are you connecting all these things together.

565
00:32:00.359 --> 00:32:02.359
Everything you saw in your backyard are the things you've

566
00:32:02.400 --> 00:32:04.200
experienced over these past few months.

567
00:32:04.400 --> 00:32:06.559
Yeah, yeah, yeah, I think so.

568
00:32:08.960 --> 00:32:09.039
Too.

569
00:32:09.160 --> 00:32:12.839
That explanation of what it is, you know, so pretty weird.

570
00:32:13.960 --> 00:32:17.000
And to have no clue what it is.

571
00:32:17.359 --> 00:32:19.279
What did the pre say when they actually came to

572
00:32:19.319 --> 00:32:19.720
your house.

573
00:32:20.680 --> 00:32:25.640
They're saying that that might be fallen angels, like demons

574
00:32:25.640 --> 00:32:26.680
are falling angel something.

575
00:32:26.559 --> 00:32:28.680
That fallen angels inside your home.

576
00:32:29.119 --> 00:32:31.799
Yeah, that's pretty creepy.

577
00:32:31.839 --> 00:32:33.640
How does it make you feel about living here? Still?

578
00:32:34.240 --> 00:32:34.400
Well?

579
00:32:34.519 --> 00:32:35.119
I feel good.

580
00:32:35.160 --> 00:32:37.240
You know, there's a lot of times priests come over

581
00:32:37.279 --> 00:32:41.400
and but yeah, well, you know, whenever whatever happened unless

582
00:32:41.400 --> 00:32:45.559
your main I was pretty scary, man, I was pretty traumatizing.

583
00:32:45.599 --> 00:32:46.119
Stuff like that.

584
00:32:46.599 --> 00:32:48.920
And someone check on that dog, please, That's what I'm saying.

585
00:32:52.000 --> 00:32:53.000
Nobody seems to learned.

586
00:32:53.039 --> 00:32:54.759
It just sounds like it.

587
00:32:54.720 --> 00:32:56.799
Sounds to me like the bigger story is what's happening

588
00:32:56.839 --> 00:32:59.440
to that dog a few houses down, as opposed to

589
00:32:59.440 --> 00:33:02.400
the theory you'll fallen angels in this dude's backyard.

590
00:33:03.559 --> 00:33:05.440
I would love if the camera just panned over and

591
00:33:05.440 --> 00:33:11.599
the dogs floating upside down from I think it moved

592
00:33:11.599 --> 00:33:12.279
two doors down.

593
00:33:15.279 --> 00:33:17.480
Sorry, just panned over and it's a chuala with red

594
00:33:17.480 --> 00:33:19.480
eyes just staring at you.

595
00:33:21.000 --> 00:33:25.599
A ten foot tall, red eyes staring at you, floating.

596
00:33:29.119 --> 00:33:30.920
Let's keep talking about the Bible pages.

597
00:33:32.599 --> 00:33:37.039
Tall chihuahua floating in the air, red eyes flipping the

598
00:33:37.119 --> 00:33:38.440
pages of the Bible.

599
00:33:40.759 --> 00:33:42.440
Got a new float for the Macy's Day parade.

600
00:33:49.200 --> 00:33:51.680
But I probably should have started with the thing that

601
00:33:51.720 --> 00:33:55.680
we discussed in our previous episode. In our last episode,

602
00:33:55.720 --> 00:33:59.720
we talked about alien abduction insurance and how it is

603
00:33:59.759 --> 00:34:03.359
a thing. It is a policy you can buy from

604
00:34:03.359 --> 00:34:07.559
an insurance company based in Florida. No surprise, it will

605
00:34:07.559 --> 00:34:11.599
cost you twenty dollars. The entire premium is a one

606
00:34:11.760 --> 00:34:16.639
time fee of twenty dollars, and if you get abducted

607
00:34:16.679 --> 00:34:21.679
by an alien, you can collect ten million dollars. The

608
00:34:21.800 --> 00:34:25.719
payout on that policy is ten million dollars. But we

609
00:34:25.880 --> 00:34:31.639
didn't know how do you verify to the insurance company

610
00:34:31.679 --> 00:34:35.239
that you were in fact abducted by aliens? How does

611
00:34:35.280 --> 00:34:39.519
the insurance company say, Okay, yeah, you're abducted, will pay

612
00:34:39.559 --> 00:34:43.800
you your ten million dollars on the alien abduction insurance policy.

613
00:34:44.159 --> 00:34:46.840
And after doing a little more research, I have an

614
00:34:46.880 --> 00:34:51.280
answer for us okay, and by a little more research

615
00:34:51.320 --> 00:34:54.760
on it, I mean reading one more sentence past where

616
00:34:54.760 --> 00:34:59.760
I read in the previous episode, the Saint Lawrence Agency

617
00:35:00.199 --> 00:35:05.719
reports to have sold thousands of alien abduction insurance policies worldwide.

618
00:35:05.760 --> 00:35:08.559
The policy costs nineteen ninety nine and pays out ten

619
00:35:08.599 --> 00:35:11.360
million dollars if you get abducted. That's what we talked

620
00:35:11.360 --> 00:35:14.719
about in our previous episode, but we weren't sure how

621
00:35:14.760 --> 00:35:18.239
do you actually file the claim and collect on that

622
00:35:18.360 --> 00:35:21.920
payout of ten million dollars. The next sentence in the

623
00:35:22.000 --> 00:35:25.079
article reads, it's important to note that you'll need an

624
00:35:25.119 --> 00:35:27.239
alien's signature to verify the claim.

625
00:35:27.440 --> 00:35:33.079
Mm. There it is. Yes, home makes sense.

626
00:35:33.199 --> 00:35:33.440
Now.

627
00:35:37.159 --> 00:35:39.400
I still would love to see the verbiage in that

628
00:35:39.440 --> 00:35:43.199
policy because how do they know that's an alien signature?

629
00:35:44.280 --> 00:35:47.559
And also wouldn't an alien signature be worth more than

630
00:35:47.599 --> 00:35:50.039
ten million dollars just if you sold it as is,

631
00:35:50.320 --> 00:35:51.079
like on an option.

632
00:35:52.599 --> 00:35:56.039
Well, here's the thing, I think in this circumstance, you

633
00:35:56.119 --> 00:36:02.519
don't have to give the insurance company the signature. They

634
00:36:02.559 --> 00:36:04.840
just need to see it so you could collect I

635
00:36:04.920 --> 00:36:08.880
think your ten million dollars with the alien's signature verifying yes,

636
00:36:08.960 --> 00:36:15.280
I abducted Raj Sharma signed XENU and then you can

637
00:36:15.360 --> 00:36:19.079
take that signature to the Heritage auction House in Dallas

638
00:36:19.119 --> 00:36:22.440
and then you could sell it. Right, maybe you make

639
00:36:22.480 --> 00:36:23.639
twenty million dollars on it.

640
00:36:23.760 --> 00:36:24.480
That's what I'm saying.

641
00:36:25.559 --> 00:36:26.679
Yeah, how does that work?

642
00:36:26.679 --> 00:36:29.079
I mean if they give you a probing and then

643
00:36:29.079 --> 00:36:30.920
you're like, hey, can you give me a note that

644
00:36:30.960 --> 00:36:38.320
I missed work signed you know, grand poobab of the

645
00:36:38.480 --> 00:36:39.599
you know aliens?

646
00:36:39.639 --> 00:36:43.639
What I like how it would be like you just

647
00:36:44.840 --> 00:36:46.400
you're like, your name's Doug Mitchell.

648
00:36:49.400 --> 00:36:51.760
I don't think the insurance company is gonna believe that

649
00:36:52.119 --> 00:36:54.440
the name of the alien that abducted you was Doug.

650
00:36:55.880 --> 00:36:57.800
What if aliens don't have any arms? Like what if

651
00:36:57.800 --> 00:37:01.880
everything's you know, mental like telepathy and yeah, then what.

652
00:37:02.599 --> 00:37:05.679
Yeah, that's so they're supposed to be because they're supposed

653
00:37:05.719 --> 00:37:09.119
to communicate with their mind. I don't know if you

654
00:37:09.119 --> 00:37:12.880
can get a doctor's note.

655
00:37:11.800 --> 00:37:19.119
I think that's what I signed mine with. It's a

656
00:37:19.159 --> 00:37:24.239
good old fashioned written on the Verify you know Verify claim.

657
00:37:25.360 --> 00:37:27.039
I would love it if you showed that to the

658
00:37:27.039 --> 00:37:30.480
insurance companies, like son of a bitch, here we go

659
00:37:32.199 --> 00:37:34.440
it's a he's doing it again.

660
00:37:35.280 --> 00:37:38.440
Would uh would you like that in large bills? Or

661
00:37:40.239 --> 00:37:43.239
because he's got it, he signed and clearly he's been

662
00:37:43.280 --> 00:37:44.440
abducted by aliens.

663
00:37:47.719 --> 00:37:51.679
Wow. Okay, so that's that's how you Okay, fair enough.

664
00:37:51.760 --> 00:37:53.679
I think we should all still get a policy. I

665
00:37:53.719 --> 00:37:55.559
think that's I think we should. I think we should

666
00:37:55.559 --> 00:37:56.320
sign up for one.

667
00:37:57.440 --> 00:37:59.039
I'm thinking of calling him to see if they want

668
00:37:59.039 --> 00:38:02.480
to advertise, because you know, radio was not too big

669
00:38:03.199 --> 00:38:06.280
to let the name of Star people advertise all over

670
00:38:06.280 --> 00:38:08.960
the radio. I don't think we're too big to let

671
00:38:09.039 --> 00:38:13.360
the alien Abduction Insurance Company advertise inside the treehouse.

672
00:38:13.880 --> 00:38:17.400
Yes, uh, what would there? They have?

673
00:38:17.519 --> 00:38:17.760
You have?

674
00:38:18.079 --> 00:38:18.960
You're in good hands?

675
00:38:19.559 --> 00:38:19.920
Mm hmm.

676
00:38:20.119 --> 00:38:22.079
That's that's all states right.

677
00:38:22.440 --> 00:38:23.159
Yeah, I don't know what.

678
00:38:23.480 --> 00:38:25.239
I don't know what. What is the name of this

679
00:38:25.440 --> 00:38:27.400
insurance company? Do we have the name of it?

680
00:38:27.400 --> 00:38:30.800
It is the Saint Lawrence Agency.

681
00:38:31.320 --> 00:38:36.679
Yes, that sounds legitimate. That doesn't sound like like they

682
00:38:36.679 --> 00:38:38.519
could pack up in a second and be gone.

683
00:38:41.519 --> 00:38:43.800
But look, it's not the first time that Probing and

684
00:38:44.000 --> 00:38:45.800
Saint have been connected.

685
00:38:46.320 --> 00:38:57.320
Yes, that is true, well done. Yeah, the Saint Lawrence.

686
00:38:57.800 --> 00:38:59.440
I don't know what their slogan would be.

687
00:39:01.079 --> 00:39:04.559
For the alien abduction insurance. I'm not sure either, but

688
00:39:04.599 --> 00:39:07.199
you're right because you've got all State. You're in good

689
00:39:07.199 --> 00:39:10.559
hands with All State. Plus they have Mayhem as well. Yes, yes,

690
00:39:11.400 --> 00:39:14.840
yet flow from Progressive and I'm not even sure what

691
00:39:14.920 --> 00:39:19.039
their current slogan is at Progressive other than they'll ensure

692
00:39:19.360 --> 00:39:25.239
all your vehicles. You've got a state farm m.

693
00:39:26.719 --> 00:39:31.760
Liberty Mutual has the has the Yeah, that's that's their

694
00:39:31.800 --> 00:39:34.119
big thing. So maybe it'd be like an ET like

695
00:39:34.159 --> 00:39:37.440
a phone home, But like phone US, I don't.

696
00:39:37.239 --> 00:39:40.239
Know that actually would make sense because I mean, I mean,

697
00:39:40.280 --> 00:39:43.280
ET does have that that finger that's just clearly built

698
00:39:43.320 --> 00:39:44.880
for some it.

699
00:39:44.840 --> 00:39:48.000
Was, and it's the light attached, and see where it's going.

700
00:39:48.480 --> 00:39:56.840
Practically, he's practically a it's practically a colonoscopy finger. It's

701
00:39:56.880 --> 00:39:59.480
got long and then it's got a lights. You can see.

702
00:40:00.679 --> 00:40:03.159
I'm not that ruined childhood.

703
00:40:03.320 --> 00:40:07.599
That right there just ruined my childhood colonoscopy finger.

704
00:40:07.840 --> 00:40:10.199
Just thinking that that's what ET was doing in the closet.

705
00:40:13.039 --> 00:40:18.719
He's running an illegal colonoscopy center. That's why there out

706
00:40:18.719 --> 00:40:19.760
of Elliott's closet.

707
00:40:22.760 --> 00:40:24.480
There were so many people there to arrest him.

708
00:40:27.000 --> 00:40:29.320
Also, explains why NASA showed up in all them suits.