She Pooped Herself During a Hyrox… AND WON?! | The Treehouse Show

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0:50 It is time to leave your worries outside and laugh with us inside the treehouse. I'm Dan O'Malley, along with Trey Trinholm, Coming up inside the treehouse today, lots of poo-poo. A poop-tossing Florida woman. Also, horny wife problems. That's all coming up today inside the treehouse show. And there is more poop to be had. But before we jump into that mess, quick reminder, if you love what you hear here today, do us a solid. That was an unintentional pun. That's my apologies. Share the show with a friend. Hit the share button from your favorite listening platform. Send it to a friend. Send it to a family member. Probably not HR. Or even post it on social media, and together we can grow The Treehouse Show. Trey and I would like to work less, and we can do that if you help us. And by doing that, that means then we can do more of this for you. We all win.

1:53 See? That's how it works. So thank you very much for being here inside The Treehouse today. We will start. I don't think this is necessarily a headline of the year nominee, but it absolutely piques my interest. A diarrhea-soaked High Rocks athlete has divided the internet over whether or not she should have quit. Um, ew. There's just no way around it other than that. Diarrhea-soaked High Rocks athlete divides the internet over whether she should have quit.

2:37 So I kind of looked it up. Hyrox is like an, from what it looked like, almost like an indoor Ironman type competition. Okay. I don't know if you've looked it up. I'm I have not had the chance. One of the first thoughts I had was, what's high rocks? And then I was just obviously distracted by the diarrhea. Well, in the story, it talks about running and a rowing machine. Joanna Wurtzik, a 24-year-old Australian, was caught on camera rowing and lunging through the Beijing fitness competition over the weekend as fecal matter streamed down her legs. Ooh. All right.

3:31 So it's eight kilometers of running with eight functional workout stations. Eight kilometers of running with eight functioning workout stations. Participants run one kilometer before each workout station repeated eight times. I walk. I'll do the elliptical. I'm not doing that. And the eight stations include ski-erg, sled push, sled pull, burpee, broad jumps, rowing, farmer's carry, sandbag lunges, and wall balls. I'm not doing any of those things individually, and if I have diarrhea in the middle of any of those things individually, I'm stopping. Let alone all of them at the same time.

4:24 You know, I feel like, and this is maybe old-fashioned, but I feel like as a general rule of life, if you shit yourself, you just need to quit. You quit whatever it is the thing was you were doing at the time that you shit yourself? Yeah, I think that is a sign from God or whatever higher power you want to talk about. that it's time to quit what you're doing. Yeah. Normally I would agree with you, but in the case of 24 year old Joanna Wurtzik, she may have a point here because despite her running and rowing and lunging through the high rocks competition as fecal matter streamed down her legs, she still managed to win first place. I mean, good on you.

5:20 Oh, I don't think it was. I think it was bad on you. Brown bad on you. And, I mean, there's parts of the story where it talks about other runners slipping in this. No, I have not gotten that far into this. Yay. You know, they have to quarantine areas to disinfect them, especially the rowing machine. Ew. Okay, this story's getting better and better. Okay, before we get into all the sloppiness, let me just point out something. As a 46-year-old man, if I'm at the gym doing anything and I start pooping myself, my workout's done.

6:01 I'm now done for the day. I'm cleaning up, I'm going home, and I'm done. I stand by what I said. I think crapping yourself is a sign from God that it's time to quit whatever you're doing. However... In the midst of a competition, I commend her. She is obviously hyper-competitive. She's not going to let a little diarrhea get in the way of her and a first-place trophy at the High Rocks competition. Again, for me, I'm just going to work out. If I poop myself, I'm done. But I'm not in the middle of a competition.

6:41 I'm just there to kind of feel good about myself, feel better, look a little bit better, maybe. I'm not trying to be number one in the world at anything anymore. I am way past that. No, at that point, you're going for number two. How did I not see that coming? You teed that one up. I really, really did. It was like we were at Topgolf. Here you go, buddy. I got you. Oh, God. OK, so photos and videos, of course, from the event quickly gone viral. Viewers divided over whether she pulled off an impressive display of athleticism or posed a threat to public safety. People on line saying things like, honestly, disqualify her and restart the race. A normal human would stop and not shit themselves around other people. Sorry, you're stressed, honey.

7:38 so was everyone else. Someone else says, should be an immediate forfeit. Pretty selfish as other runners had to literally run and slip on her crap. Did that really happen? Oh, the next line in the story. That's not an exaggeration. Chinese officials said staff swiftly cordoned off the affected areas, disinfected the site through the end of the day, removed contaminated equipment, and... Arranged to replace the carpet once the event was over. Oh, my God. She was just spewing all over the place. I mean, the pictures of it running down her legs are pretty gross. And that's... So, I appreciate the fact she is so competitive that... Because we've heard about marathon runners having... This has happened to. But this is like an indoor competition. So, you are in close... proximity to other people. They're having to follow you.

8:37 So I would argue. Yeah, but I would argue that she should be disqualified just for the fact that it's going to affect the people behind her. Literally and figuratively. Yeah, I hadn't really thought of it that way. I mean, if the diary is so bad, it's now on the track where you're running and the competitors behind you are slipping and haven't been hauling in it. Okay, you're working out, you're at peak performance and you're working out, you're gasping for air, you're breathing in deep, you're having to smell crap. That's going to affect your time.

9:24 Gagging and working out, Don't go together. Well, it depends on which website you're visiting. But in normal circumstances, I'd agree with you. I love this. The cleanup apparently couldn't keep pace with the mess. Participants and spectators reported that poop was left smeared on equipment and across the track after she suffered a bout of fecal incontinence, causing several athletes to fall. This is one of the worst stories I have ever heard. Because I remember... like you mentioned marathoners that might poop themselves in the middle of the race I get it you're doing 26.2 miles and you're not letting usually they'll even like.

10:07 Pull off to the side and then you know you hear about them keep going whatever I mean some of the real extreme ones I think there was one in the Olympics where this happened to but at least if you're in a marathon they can fan out you don't have to be in directly behind somebody that's. True and you're outside here you're inside and you're much tighter quarters as far as the athlete space yeah. I mean would you want to get on a rowing machine if you realize that it was covered in fecal matter minutes ago no. No although i will say it gives me motivation to get ahead of her in the competition.

10:51 Yeah, but I think this is, from what it looks like, it's a time trial type thing. Oh, man. So you're, and if she won, I mean, she may very well have been one of the first outs. That's not fair to the competitors that are behind her that are literally slipping and sliding in her mess. Other commenters said, it's a biohazard. How they let the competition go on is beyond me. Another person says, not only endangered them, but it also generally affects performance. I'd have trouble bracing my core looking at a lady dripping shit everywhere. It's true. It's hard to work out when you're, like Trey said, when you're gagging and you're physically repulsed.

11:40 I mean, losing control of your bowels can happen. Continuing the race while liquid feces run down your legs is another thing entirely That's not grit. That's a hygiene and a safety failure. I mean, there's, it's one thing I can honestly say, I don't think I've ever been in a room where someone has shat themselves, but we've all been in a room where someone gagged and or vomited. And there's a chain reaction that happens there. I can't imagine what it's like, not only to watch, but smell, when someone is crapping themselves in front of you and it's running on the track down their legs all over the place.

12:26 I like to think that this scene just got way out of hand. You get the one competitor with diarrhea and every athlete behind her, uh, is now slipping and sliding in it. And it gets so bad that she's leaving poop everywhere. And people behind her are now starting to throw up. And as one person throws up, so does the next person. And the next person, to me, and since this competition happened in China, this is just a payback for Kofi. Clean. This is two girls, one Nordic track. I mean, just that is really, really gross. And I think pretty accurate. Um, Now, the athlete, Joanna Wurtzik, for her part, seemed to have absolutely no shame about her messy finish, at least at first. She wrote on Instagram, go hard or go home. They say a win is a win. Before deleting the post as backlash over her decision to remain in the race reached a fever pitch. Oh, so she had to delete it. And the photos, of course, are everywhere. And even like the pixelated versions of them, you can still see the discoloration through the pic. It's like I can even though I can't see it, I

13:56 can see it. How can you see it? It makes you go. No. So, I mean, the story doesn't mention if whether or not she's single. Right. I wonder if she's got a significant other that might have been at the event cheering her on, going like, yeah, baby, go, baby. Oh, no. If you were her significant other, Trey, and you're there cheering her on and supporting her, look at my baby go. And then she starts to go, number two, all over the place in the middle of the competition. What do you do?

14:39 Do. I come to the swift realization that I will not be going down on her ever again. But the relationship will remain intact? I don't know about that either, but that's going to take some therapy to get over. You mean you don't want to be a participant in the shit show? We're all stars now? You know, for someone who has considered most of their life a shit show, yeah, no. Well, difference between.

15:19 Too literal. Too literal. Exactly. Got to draw the line somewhere in there. You talk to some guys who watched childbirth, and they will tell you, that was the worst mistake I ever made. Don't ever go. I would have to say if you're a significant other, this is a number two. Do you feel restless and anxious? Feel like something's missing in your life. Maybe you just need a little more tree house in it. Go to patrion.com slash tree house on air. And check out all the bonus features a subscription offers, including bonus shows, behind-the-scenes content, special subscriber-only live shows, and so much more.

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18:57 Mad scientist. I just thought he was a big hitter. I mean, yeah, he just knocks the crap out of the ball. I can't remember if he went to SMU. don't recall. Yeah, he's cocky and he can, man, he can just, I think he has the record for the longest drive on the tour. I mean, it's just, it's unbelievable. Good for him. 33 years old and he's living his best life. So, you know, thumbs up from us here inside the treehouse. Oral Hershiser, 68 today. One of the greatest curveballs in Major League Baseball history. Won World Series in 1988 and a Cy Young with the Dodgers. Flo Rida.

19:50 is 47. I rode the elevator with him once. Some of the more random things that happen in our old radio days. It really is fascinating how you might ride the elevator with someone. It's kind of like the ESPN SportsCenter commercials from back in the day. like this is SportsCenter and like all the athletes are just walking around making copies and stuff. Sometimes that's kind of how a radio station would feel. You might have someone extremely famous right by you and you don't even know it because you don't always know what they look like or you didn't get the memo that so-and-so was coming in. But there was one day Flo Rida was coming in. I just happened to be going on the elevator, going down to, I think, the break room to get a sandwich or something.

20:35 And Flo Rida happened to be. In the elevator. I was like, oh, hey. And he's like, what's up? I was like, elevator uh chloe kardashian one time she and i. Definitely remember her i saw uh her and her entourage. I didn't have the blessing of her entourage the one time i rode the elevator with her it was just me and her in the elevator. Oh i saw her it was like what was she was doing like an She was doing some show at the time, whatever 1029 was, I believe. Yeah. It was when she and Lamar Odom came. It was when Lamar Odom came to join the Mavericks, and they were married at the time. And she came with him, and in I Heart's Infinite Wisdom, they gave her a show in the middle of the day on 1029. And really, it was just a podcast that she recorded once a week.

21:35 She recorded a bunch of stuff. And then they just put some music around it. So easy gig for her. It was awful. Oh, it was some of the worst stuff iHeart has ever put out. And that's saying something. It really, really is. Richard Marks, who is right here waiting for all. Of us, is 63. It still looks good. He looks good. And you know what? He still sounds good. He's also really funny. That dude's got like comedic chops. Yeah. He did a, there was a post, maybe he did it with John Stamos, but they did a, he did a social media post with somebody. It was, it was pretty funny, but it was like, damn, those guys still look good.

22:22 Yeah. Yeah. I think we all age that way. Yeah. Here's the thing though. If you're going to do anything standing next to John Stamos, you two better look really, really good. And you're right. They found like one of the other guys that did. And they were both like, Hey, you look good. So do you. All right, let's do this. It wasn't, it wasn't John Stamos standing next to Adrian Zamed. And then they did something. The other John Stamos did something. It was a lot of the full house cast. Cause Lori Loughlin was back on social media. Like, like didn't know she left. She did after the whole college admission scholarship scandal thing.

23:03 Has that been, so she said, it said she hadn't been on social media in over nine years. Has it been that long since that admission scandal thing? I think so. It's, it's been a while. A lot of things. I guess she's getting a divorce from the Italian guy. Okay. You both. Or whatever. I don't know. It's. What little celebrity gossip I keep up with is just crap I see on my feed every now and then. So the Mossimo she was married to or is married to, was he like the Mossimo of the Mossimo clothing that we're all familiar with? Or is it just his name? Okay.

23:49 Loved the Mossimo clothes back in the day. And then at one point they were in Target. Those are my favorite t-shirts. And then Target changed everything and made me mad. Nick Jonas is 34 today. One of the Jonas Brothers, 34. Bicycle riding environmental activist actor Ed Begley Jr. is 77. From St. Elsewhere, Best in Show, Young Sheldon, and tons of other things he's been in throughout the years. Environmental activism is big with him. He is 77 today. Yeah, he was very good in Young Sheldon. That was a very good role for him. Mickey Rourke is 74. His face is a few different ages, depending on which part of it you poke.

24:37 I haven't seen him lately. I am assuming nothing has gotten better. No. At a certain point, Mickey Rourke is at the point of no return. I mean, and Yura, that is so... I don't know what happened to him. He was a great-looking guy. Yeah. Yeah. And then he went off the deep end with the plastic surgery and you get Iron Man 2 Mickey Rourke. And Expendables Mickey Rourke are in that same kind of era where he's got kind of like the dreadlock extension color things in his hair. Yeah, it's just very odd looking.

25:21 I've never seen any of the Expendables. Oh, they're fun. They're really fun. Do you need to take that? No, I do not. No. Okay. The first, the first few that this is what's silly about the expendables. And you think about it, like the first few are pretty fun. I have not, I don't even know what number they're up to yet. To me, it's kind of like the fast and the furious franchise until they did like fast X. I didn't even know what number they were on. I had lost count. I'm that way now with the expendables. I don't know how many of them there are now. Like they've, they've, rotated the cast so many times. Now I can't keep up.

26:02 They're fun movies though. I, I have never, I have seen one part of one fast and the furious movie. And it was so stupid. I'm like, I it's everything I thought it was. And I, I just, I don't like Vin Diesel. Just, he just irritates me as an actor. Uh, Are they done with those? I don't think so. I think they've got an 11 and maybe they might be doing like a Mission Impossible Dead Reckoning type of thing where they do Fast 11 and 11.5. Yeah, where it's basically Family 1 and Family 2. Yeah, it's ridiculous. But I highly recommend the Expendables movies because They're everything we grew up with as kids when it comes to action movies, except everyone that's in them are just really old. But you still want to be like, what are they doing besides steroids to still look that good?

27:12 But it's lots of explosions, there's minimal story, and they're fun. Do you like Guy Ritchie movies? Yes, I do. Have you seen the movie The Gentleman? Not yet. Great movie, but the Netflix show is chef's kiss and absolute. It's, I think we mentioned that last week on the Thursday show. Did we? Okay. Yeah. Yeah. No, it's, it's, it's on my list along with about 50 other shows, but yeah, I'm a huge, I'm a huge guy. Richie. Yeah.

27:53 Uh, other birthdays. Did I just say birth faith? Other birthdays today. Molly Shannon from Saturday Night Live is 62. She turned smelling her own pits into a recurring character that even got a movie. Say what you want about some of the all-time characters on Saturday Night Live. They're great in skits. But man, anytime I see a movie that was based on a Saturday Night Live skit, I get real cringy. Well, there was. Lorne Michaels had a run after, and I don't remember which came first, Coneheads or Wayne's World. Okay, yeah.

28:37 Wayne's World was phenomenal. Yeah, and actually, Coneheads was actually a pretty funny movie. But then there were a series of absolute disasters. Night at the Roxbury, the Molly Shannon movie, just, it's like, not everything translates to that. Don't forget Tim Meadows as the Lady of the Man. He even got a movie out of that character. And I didn't even think that character was that good on Saturday Night Live. I don't think anybody did. I don't know who was more surprised at the Lady's Man movie, all of us or Tim Meadows. Like, really? Okay. Jennifer Tilly is 68. Phenomenal actor. She's been in some outstanding movies like Bound. Also, she's Tiffany in the Chucky franchise. She's got that voice, obviously.

29:30 Big poker player. Big poker player, that's right. And legendary illusionist David Copperfield turns 70. how good of a magician is david copperfield that when he got hit with uh sexual harassment allegations back in the day he made them disappear one of the few who was able to do that right I forget the extent of the allegations, but everyone was like, oh, no, here we go. David Copperfield's done. And then a short while later, gone like the Empire State Building. I....

30:13 Because I think he... And this is not a political statement. It's just something... I think he took the Trump approach, which is he never... acknowledge them. And I think if you go back and look, the people that just never acknowledged it actually came out better than the ones that tried to apologize and do everything else, and that ended up getting them canceled. Yeah, I mean, it's amazing. The initial PR thing has always been, okay, you've got to do this, you've got to do that, you have to apologize, you have to bow out of the race. No, you don't. It was supposedly the honorable thing to do, but now it's like either you just deny it and go on, or you don't even acknowledge it and go on. You just keep doing what you're doing, and eventually people stop talking about it.

31:14 It really is a fascinating thing that is a very modern thing, and we're seeing it in real time. It used to be that one scandal would get you knocked out of a political race. Now it takes multiples. And some people are just still going. It doesn't matter what happens. Some people finally succumb to it. Some people just shake it off. But I think with Copperfield, the other thing is his backing, public opinion really didn't matter. He still sells out Vegas shows. And I think that's at the end of the day, their demographic didn't really care about whatever it was. And so he was going to be fine regardless.

31:55 At the end of the day, can I get tickets to the Copperfield show after I have my lobster buffet? They don't care what he did or didn't do to whatever. Really impressive. You make a whole set of allegations. He made the Statue of Liberty disappear. Why not? It was the Statue of Liberty that disappeared. Was she the one that filed the initial complaint? Because that I get. Want more Treehouse? Check out our YouTube exclusive shows at youtube.com slash at Treehouse on Air.

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33:45 Orgasm? Yes, thank you. Thank you. My brain shut off there and I forgot other words. So a man posted on a marriage subreddit that he's having a problem because his wife expects him to orgasm once per day. And she helps him. Yeah, it's not like she's saying, like, go to the bathroom and you have to do this kind of a thing. No, it's. She's involved in the process and I guess she's a little demanding about it. I don't know why this post now has been deleted. Uh, so I'm confused as to what the problem here is. Trey, can you fill in some of these gaps? Um, the, the guy, uh, was complaining that it was kind of wearing him out and he was tired. Um, even though doing well, she, from the way the post read, um, she would either, you know, plain old intercourse, but she was also was not opposed to a handy or a BJ.

34:50 There were not a lot of sympathizers for this guy and his complaining. Yeah. There aren't, I don't think there are any in here either. No, no. Your wife wants you to orgasm once per day and she's happily helping you do that in multiple ways. Um, I understand you're tired, but you need, you need to power through buddy for all of those that don't have that. Yeah. You, you, you, you got you a rare breed, man. Yeah. I think most men would be more than happy to take your place. And yeah, if you just, from the way it sounded a lot of times, just lay back and enjoy it. Poor guy. Yeah.

35:40 It's awful, awful, awful. I don't know how he's staying in this. One handed marriage, sorry, two handed lopsided marriage. I don't care. I don't feel sorry for you, dude. Look, there are so many sexless marriages out there. This guy is complaining about getting it too much. So he's tired. You know, it's so common that you hear, you know, the sexless marriage thing. It's it's a it's a trope in like sitcoms and stuff that like the couple never has sex and all this stuff. If you are the guy that's got the rare one where she is like chasing you around the house kind of a thing, then you just need to step up and let it happen. Because there are countless men out there that don't have that, that would happily trade places with you.

36:25 Especially when we're talking about that she's offering and willingly, it's not just sex, giving you a handy or a BJ. So again, you literally just have to lay back and enjoy it. Here's the weird thing. When you're a teenager, you can't even grasp saying no. Right? Right. It never enters your mind. If the possibility comes up, yes, you absolutely want it. You're taking advantage. By the time you've done it a bunch and you've been around and then sometimes the opportunity might present itself, one day you're going to say, you know what? I'm, I'm, I'm a little tired. I'm not in the mood today, but that's, it's a different thing when all you really got to do is just, is just lay back or just stand there for a few minutes or sit out.

37:27 Uh, that I, I, yeah, I, I, this is all about, I have no, I have no sympathy for the guy. I mean, Unless she uses teeth and a sandpaper glove, no sympathy for him whatsoever. Yeah, unless she's doing things actively to rub you raw, then you need to shut up. And the comments on this have been interesting, to say the least. Like you said, Trey, a lot of people are going, you know, oh no, poor you. This one person here says, I mean, I did this to my husband and he got tired too, but yeah, it's nice, LOL. Another one, for real, this is rage bait right now. Thinking that this, like the guy's just bragging. He's like, oh, but I'm tired because this keeps happening.

38:26 Yeah. No sympathy for you, dude. An orgasm a day keeps the doctor away. Why are you complaining? I know it's no help to you, but I'd kill to have this problem. See, there's no way. Uh, then there's this one. This is, I love this post. This, this chick says, I'm that wife LMFAO. I want to sleep with my hubby every day. And he even told me I'm not a robot once. I think sex is my love language. And then everyone lines up on those comments going like, if that falls apart, you let me know.

39:08 Yeah. If, uh, You put that on your dating profile and you're not going to be short on dates or proposals. If your online dating profile headline is anytime, anywhere, you will be popular. Speaking of love, a woman threw a bucket. of poop on her neighbor for sleeping with her husband. Well, that's a different love language. Okay. I mean, that's... There's some logistics there I'm trying to figure out.

39:49 Well, let's see if we can find some answers for you here in the story. No shocker in Florida. A Florida woman is facing charges after deputies say she threw a bucket of feces onto a neighbor that she accused of sleeping with her husband. This is another one of those stories that it sounds like the headline, like it sounds tawdry, and it's like, ooh, has it got a love triangle here? But then the people involved look nothing like you would hope. Ysiri Esperanza Machado Rivera, who is 55, And looks it. Not like you, Trey. I mean, like you're 52 and you look amazing. She was arrested on charges of burglary and battery after she allegedly threw a bucket of poop onto her next door neighbor over a suspected affair. According to Judge Mindy Glazer, during the suspect's bond court hearing, the judge said, so this is an interesting case. She thinks the neighbor is having relations with her husband, so she pushes her way into the victim's house and then throws poop on the victim. A bucket of poop. Deputy said an arrest report that Machado and the victim live in separate sides of a split trailer in a mobile home park near Miami Gardens. I didn't even know that existed. I've heard of a duplex house.

41:07 I have never heard of a duplex trailer. Mm-hmm. This is now officially the most Florida story I have ever heard. Yes. When the suspect went to the victim's side of the trailer. Did you know this was a thing? Not until I read the story, no. Actually, I kind of did know that they had Kind of something like that.

41:50 I am a 46-year-old man. I am today years old when I found out that you could turn a trailer into a duplex. Look, I know different people have different problems in their lives, but look, if you have fallen on such hard times, that you have to live in a divided trailer. Now, listen, there is something you do have to take in consideration. In Florida, especially where they're talking about outside of Miami, you could be a millionaire in a trailer because if you own the land right there, you have a million dollar lot. So it's not... it's not like it's, you know, out in East Texas.

42:45 This is true. Yeah, you are right. This is still in the Miami area. They're still behaving like they're in a trailer park. I mean, there is a bucket of There is still a bucket of poop right there. She did crap in a bucket to throw it on her neighbor. You can take the girl out of the trailer park. I just hope the bucket also was not shared. Okay. For all things Treehouse, treehouseonair.com. If you loved what you heard here today, like I clearly have, Share it with a friend. Hit that share button from your favorite listening platform and send it to a friend that also could use a laugh that you suspect may not know about a split trailer situation. Or you can also share it on social media.

43:43 You know what? Might be looking at this the wrong way. How? She might be the girl's trainer. My girl might be trying for High Rocks. Rocky Knight is going to be unhinged.