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She Pooped Herself During a Hyrox… AND WON?! | The Treehouse Show

She Pooped Herself During a Hyrox… AND WON?! | The Treehouse Show

If you crap yourself during a competition, isn't that a pretty good sign it's time to quit? Apparently not. Today on The Treehouse Show, we discuss a Hyrox competitor who had an unfortunate accident during the event — but kept going and WON. That...

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If you crap yourself during a competition, isn't that a pretty good sign it's time to quit?
Apparently not.

Today on The Treehouse Show, we discuss a Hyrox competitor who had an unfortunate accident during the event — but kept going and WON. That raises some important questions: Is it fair to the competitors who had to follow behind her? Should officials have stopped her? And could you ever look at your partner the same way after witnessing something like that?

Then it's Celebrity Birthdays, featuring the still-sexy Richard Marx and the once-sexy Mickey Rourke.

We also head to Reddit, where a husband has a problem most guys probably never expected to have: his wife wants him to orgasm once a day, and he's complaining about it.

Finally, because Florida refuses to disappoint us, we visit a trailer park where an argument escalated into a woman allegedly throwing a bucket of crap at another woman.

Hyrox controversy, relationship problems, celebrity birthdays, Florida Woman and an alarming amount of poop — just another day in The Treehouse.


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I don't think this is necessarily a headline of the

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year nominee, but it absolutely piques my interest. A diarrhea-soaked

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High Rocks athlete has divided the internet over whether or

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not she should have quit.

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Um, ew.

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There's just no way around it other than that. Diarrhea-soaked

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High Rocks athlete divides the internet over whether she should

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have quit.

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So I kind of looked it up. Hyrox is like an,

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from what it looked like, almost like an indoor Ironman

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type competition. Okay. I don't know if you've looked it up.

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I'm I have not had the chance. One of the

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first thoughts I had was, what's high rocks? And then

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I was just obviously distracted by the diarrhea.

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Well, in the story, it talks about running and a

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rowing machine.

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Joanna Wurtzik, a 24-year-old Australian, was caught on camera rowing

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and lunging through the Beijing fitness competition over the weekend

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as fecal matter streamed down her legs. Ooh. All right.

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So it's eight kilometers of running with eight functional workout stations.

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Eight kilometers of running with eight functioning workout stations.

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Participants run one kilometer before each workout station repeated eight times.

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I walk. I'll do the elliptical.

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I'm not doing that. And the eight stations include ski-erg,

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sled push, sled pull, burpee, broad jumps, rowing, farmer's carry,

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sandbag lunges, and wall balls.

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I'm not doing any of those things individually, and if

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I have diarrhea in the middle of any of those

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things individually, I'm stopping. Let alone all of them at

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the same time.

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You know, I feel like, and this is maybe old-fashioned,

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but I feel like as a general rule of life,

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if you shit yourself, you just need to quit.

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You quit whatever it is the thing was you were

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doing at the time that you shit yourself?

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Yeah, I think that is a sign from God or

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whatever higher power you want to talk about. that it's

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time to quit what you're doing. Yeah.

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Normally I would agree with you, but in the case

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of 24 year old Joanna Wurtzik, she may have a

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point here because despite her running and rowing and lunging

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through the high rocks competition as fecal matter streamed down

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her legs, she still managed to win first place. I mean,

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good on you.

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Oh, I don't think it was. I think it was

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bad on you. Brown bad on you. And, I mean,

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there's parts of the story where it talks about other

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runners slipping in this.

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No, I have not gotten that far into this.

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Yay. You know, they have to quarantine areas to disinfect them,

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especially the rowing machine.

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Ew. Okay, this story's getting better and better. Okay, before

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we get into all the sloppiness, let me just point

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out something. As a 46-year-old man, if I'm at the

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gym doing anything and I start pooping myself, my workout's done.

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I'm now done for the day. I'm cleaning up, I'm

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going home, and I'm done.

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I stand by what I said. I think crapping yourself

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is a sign from God that it's time to quit

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whatever you're doing.

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However... In the midst of a competition, I commend her.

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She is obviously hyper-competitive. She's not going to let a

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little diarrhea get in the way of her and a

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first-place trophy at the High Rocks competition. Again, for me,

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I'm just going to work out. If I poop myself,

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I'm done. But I'm not in the middle of a competition.

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I'm just there to kind of feel good about myself,

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feel better, look a little bit better, maybe. I'm not

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trying to be number one in the world at anything anymore.

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I am way past that.

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No, at that point, you're going for number two.

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How did I not see that coming?

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You teed that one up.

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I really, really did. It was like we were at Topgolf.

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Here you go, buddy.

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I got you.

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Oh, God. OK, so photos and videos, of course, from

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the event quickly gone viral. Viewers divided over whether she

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pulled off an impressive display of athleticism or posed a

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threat to public safety. People on line saying things like, honestly,

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disqualify her and restart the race. A normal human would

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stop and not shit themselves around other people. Sorry, you're stressed, honey.

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so was everyone else. Someone else says, should be an

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immediate forfeit. Pretty selfish as other runners had to literally

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run and slip on her crap. Did that really happen? Oh,

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the next line in the story. That's not an exaggeration.

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Chinese officials said staff swiftly cordoned off the affected areas,

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disinfected the site through the end of the day, removed

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contaminated equipment, and... Arranged to replace the carpet once the

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event was over. Oh, my God. She was just spewing

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all over the place.

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I mean, the pictures of it running down her legs

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are pretty gross. And that's... So, I appreciate the fact

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she is so competitive that... Because we've heard about marathon

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runners having... This has happened to. But this is like

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an indoor competition. So, you are in close... proximity to

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other people. They're having to follow you.

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So I would argue.

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Yeah, but I would argue that she should be disqualified

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just for the fact that it's going to affect the

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people behind her. Literally and figuratively.

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Yeah, I hadn't really thought of it that way. I mean,

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if the diary is so bad, it's now on the

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track where you're running and the competitors behind you are

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slipping and haven't been hauling in it.

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Okay, you're working out, you're at peak performance and you're

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working out, you're gasping for air, you're breathing in deep,

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you're having to smell crap. That's going to affect your time.

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Gagging and working out, Don't go together.

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Well, it depends on which website you're visiting. But in

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normal circumstances, I'd agree with you. I love this. The

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cleanup apparently couldn't keep pace with the mess. Participants and

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spectators reported that poop was left smeared on equipment and

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across the track after she suffered a bout of fecal incontinence,

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causing several athletes to fall. This is one of the

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worst stories I have ever heard. Because I remember... like

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you mentioned marathoners that might poop themselves in the middle

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of the race I get it you're doing 26.2 miles

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and you're not letting usually they'll even like.

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Pull off to the side and then you know you

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hear about them keep going whatever I mean some of

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the real extreme ones I think there was one in

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the Olympics where this happened to but at least if

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you're in a marathon they can fan out you don't

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have to be in directly behind somebody that's.

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True and you're outside here you're inside and you're much

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tighter quarters as far as the athlete space yeah.

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I mean would you want to get on a rowing

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machine if you realize that it was covered in fecal

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matter minutes ago no.

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No although i will say it gives me motivation to

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get ahead of her in the competition.

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Yeah, but I think this is, from what it looks like,

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it's a time trial type thing. Oh, man. So you're,

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and if she won, I mean, she may very well

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have been one of the first outs. That's not fair

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to the competitors that are behind her that are literally

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slipping and sliding in her mess.

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Other commenters said, it's a biohazard. How they let the

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competition go on is beyond me. Another person says, not

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only endangered them, but it also generally affects performance. I'd

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have trouble bracing my core looking at a lady dripping

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shit everywhere. It's true. It's hard to work out when you're,

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like Trey said, when you're gagging and you're physically repulsed.

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I mean, losing control of your bowels can happen. Continuing

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the race while liquid feces run down your legs is

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another thing entirely That's not grit. That's a hygiene and

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a safety failure.

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I mean, there's, it's one thing I can honestly say,

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I don't think I've ever been in a room where

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someone has shat themselves, but we've all been in a

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room where someone gagged and or vomited. And there's a

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chain reaction that happens there. I can't imagine what it's like,

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not only to watch, but smell, when someone is crapping

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themselves in front of you and it's running on the

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track down their legs all over the place.

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I like to think that this scene just got way

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out of hand. You get the one competitor with diarrhea

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and every athlete behind her, uh, is now slipping and

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sliding in it. And it gets so bad that she's

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leaving poop everywhere. And people behind her are now starting

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to throw up. And as one person throws up, so

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does the next person. And the next person, to me,

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and since this competition happened in China, this is just

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a payback for Kofi.

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Clean. This is two girls, one Nordic track.

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I mean, just that is really, really gross. And I

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think pretty accurate. Um, Now, the athlete, Joanna Wurtzik, for

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her part, seemed to have absolutely no shame about her

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messy finish, at least at first. She wrote on Instagram,

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go hard or go home. They say a win is

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a win. Before deleting the post as backlash over her

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decision to remain in the race reached a fever pitch. Oh,

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so she had to delete it. And the photos, of course,

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are everywhere. And even like the pixelated versions of them,

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you can still see the discoloration through the pic. It's

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like I can even though I can't see it, I

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can see it.

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How can you see it? It makes you go.

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No. So, I mean, the story doesn't mention if whether

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or not she's single. Right. I wonder if she's got

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a significant other that might have been at the event

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cheering her on, going like, yeah, baby, go, baby. Oh, no.

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If you were her significant other, Trey, and you're there

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cheering her on and supporting her, look at my baby go.

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And then she starts to go, number two, all over

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the place in the middle of the competition. What do

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you do?

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Do. I come to the swift realization that I will

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not be going down on her ever again.

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But the relationship will remain intact?

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I don't know about that either, but that's going to

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take some therapy to get over.

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You mean you don't want to be a participant in

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the shit show? We're all stars now?

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life a shit show, yeah, no.

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Well, difference between.

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Too literal. Too literal. Exactly.

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Got to draw the line somewhere in there.

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You talk to some guys who watched childbirth, and they

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will tell you, that was the worst mistake I ever made.

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Don't ever go. I would have to say if you're

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a significant other, this is a number two. Do you

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feel restless and anxious? Feel like something's missing in your life.

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some work they were able to catch for a homeowner

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the other day. They went out for some cosmetic stuff

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around somebody's home, a little couple of cracks on the inside,

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needed some little drywall repair and on the outside, a

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couple of things, a homeowner noticed. Well, when Daniel Cook

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quickly that these are not merely cosmetic cracks. These are

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serious foundation issues and those needed to be addressed because Trey,

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as you know, you, you, you can't just let the

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foundation issue just kind of go unchecked because it just

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The earlier you catch it, the less, not only damage

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other thing people don't realize is when you fix a foundation,

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a lot of times you're going to, when you have

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to lift it up, because a lot of times it sinks,

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then you damage, you're going to do more damage that

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there was like some massive cracks in the brick in

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the exterior. And they just thought it was cosmetic. The homeowner,

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it's like, oh, this is bad. The separation between the

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it was whoo. Call the cooks. Let them help you

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call today. Thank you very much. All right. Today is Wednesday,

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September 16th, 2026. Let's celebrate today with some birthdays. Bryson

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DeChambeau turns 33 today. Major championship winning golfer famous for

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bringing a sort of a mad scientist approach to golf. Trey,

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would you agree with that assessment?

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Mad scientist.

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I just thought he was a big hitter.

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I mean, yeah, he just knocks the crap out of

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the ball. I can't remember if he went to SMU.

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don't recall. Yeah, he's cocky and he can, man, he

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can just, I think he has the record for the

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longest drive on the tour. I mean, it's just, it's unbelievable.

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Good for him. 33 years old and he's living his

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best life. So, you know, thumbs up from us here

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inside the treehouse. Oral Hershiser, 68 today. One of the

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greatest curveballs in Major League Baseball history. Won World Series

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in 1988 and a Cy Young with the Dodgers. Flo Rida.

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is 47. I rode the elevator with him once. Some

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of the more random things that happen in our old

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radio days. It really is fascinating how you might ride

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the elevator with someone. It's kind of like the ESPN

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SportsCenter commercials from back in the day. like this is

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SportsCenter and like all the athletes are just walking around

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making copies and stuff. Sometimes that's kind of how a

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radio station would feel. You might have someone extremely famous

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right by you and you don't even know it because

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you don't always know what they look like or you

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didn't get the memo that so-and-so was coming in. But

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there was one day Flo Rida was coming in. I

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just happened to be going on the elevator, going down to,

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I think, the break room to get a sandwich or something.

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And Flo Rida happened to be.

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In the elevator.

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I was like, oh, hey. And he's like, what's up?

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I was like, elevator uh chloe kardashian one time she

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Definitely remember her i saw uh her and her entourage.

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I didn't have the blessing of her entourage the one

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time i rode the elevator with her it was just

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me and her in the elevator.

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Oh i saw her it was like what was she

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was doing like an She was doing some show at

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the time, whatever 1029 was, I believe.

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Yeah. It was when she and Lamar Odom came. It

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was when Lamar Odom came to join the Mavericks, and

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they were married at the time. And she came with him,

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and in I Heart's Infinite Wisdom, they gave her a

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show in the middle of the day on 1029. And really,

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it was just a podcast that she recorded once a week.

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She recorded a bunch of stuff. And then they just

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put some music around it. So easy gig for her.

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It was awful.

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Oh, it was some of the worst stuff iHeart has

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ever put out.

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And that's saying something.

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It really, really is. Richard Marks, who is right here

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waiting for all.

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Of us, is 63.

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It still looks good. He looks good. And you know what?

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He still sounds good. He's also really funny. That dude's

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got like comedic chops.

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Yeah. He did a, there was a post, maybe he

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did it with John Stamos, but they did a, he

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did a social media post with somebody. It was, it

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was pretty funny, but it was like, damn, those guys

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still look good.

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Yeah.

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Yeah. I think we all age that way. Yeah.

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Here's the thing though. If you're going to do anything

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standing next to John Stamos, you two better look really,

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really good.

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And you're right.

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They found like one of the other guys that did.

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And they were both like, Hey, you look good. So

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do you. All right, let's do this. It wasn't, it

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wasn't John Stamos standing next to Adrian Zamed.

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And then they did something. The other John Stamos did something.

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It was a lot of the full house cast. Cause

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Lori Loughlin was back on social media. Like, like didn't

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know she left.

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She did after the whole college admission scholarship scandal thing.

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Has that been, so she said, it said she hadn't

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been on social media in over nine years. Has it

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been that long since that admission scandal thing? I think so.

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It's, it's been a while. A lot of things.

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I guess she's getting a divorce from the Italian guy.

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Okay. You both.

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Or whatever. I don't know. It's. What little celebrity gossip

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I keep up with is just crap I see on

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my feed every now and then.

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So the Mossimo she was married to or is married to,

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was he like the Mossimo of the Mossimo clothing that

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we're all familiar with? Or is it just his name? Okay.

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Loved the Mossimo clothes back in the day. And then

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at one point they were in Target. Those are my

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favorite t-shirts. And then Target changed everything and made me mad.

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Nick Jonas is 34 today. One of the Jonas Brothers, 34.

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Bicycle riding environmental activist actor Ed Begley Jr. is 77.

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From St. Elsewhere, Best in Show, Young Sheldon, and tons

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of other things he's been in throughout the years. Environmental

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activism is big with him. He is 77 today.

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Yeah, he was very good in Young Sheldon. That was

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a very good role for him.

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Mickey Rourke is 74. His face is a few different ages,

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depending on which part of it you poke.

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I haven't seen him lately. I am assuming nothing has

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gotten better.

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No. At a certain point, Mickey Rourke is at the

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point of no return.

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I mean, and Yura, that is so... I don't know

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what happened to him. He was a great-looking guy. Yeah.

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Yeah.

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And then he went off the deep end with the

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plastic surgery and you get Iron Man 2 Mickey Rourke.

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And Expendables Mickey Rourke are in that same kind of

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era where he's got kind of like the dreadlock extension

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color things in his hair. Yeah, it's just very odd looking.

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I've never seen any of the Expendables.

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Oh, they're fun. They're really fun. Do you need to

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take that?

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No, I do not.

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No.

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Okay.

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The first, the first few that this is what's silly

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about the expendables. And you think about it, like the

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first few are pretty fun. I have not, I don't

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even know what number they're up to yet. To me,

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it's kind of like the fast and the furious franchise

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until they did like fast X. I didn't even know

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what number they were on. I had lost count. I'm

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that way now with the expendables. I don't know how

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many of them there are now. Like they've, they've, rotated

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the cast so many times. Now I can't keep up.

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They're fun movies though. I, I have never, I have

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seen one part of one fast and the furious movie.

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And it was so stupid. I'm like, I it's everything

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I thought it was. And I, I just, I don't

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like Vin Diesel. Just, he just irritates me as an actor. Uh,

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Are they done with those?

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I don't think so. I think they've got an 11

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and maybe they might be doing like a Mission Impossible

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Dead Reckoning type of thing where they do Fast 11

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and 11.5. Yeah, where it's basically Family 1 and Family 2. Yeah,

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it's ridiculous. But I highly recommend the Expendables movies because

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They're everything we grew up with as kids when it

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comes to action movies, except everyone that's in them are

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just really old. But you still want to be like,

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what are they doing besides steroids to still look that good?

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But it's lots of explosions, there's minimal story, and they're fun.

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Do you like Guy Ritchie movies?

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Yes, I do.

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Have you seen the movie The Gentleman?

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Not yet.

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Great movie, but the Netflix show is chef's kiss and absolute.

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It's, I think we mentioned that last week on the

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Thursday show.

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Did we? Okay. Yeah. Yeah.

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No, it's, it's, it's on my list along with about

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50 other shows, but yeah, I'm a huge, I'm a

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huge guy.

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Richie. Yeah.

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Uh, other birthdays. Did I just say birth faith? Other

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birthdays today. Molly Shannon from Saturday Night Live is 62.

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She turned smelling her own pits into a recurring character

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that even got a movie. Say what you want about

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some of the all-time characters on Saturday Night Live. They're

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great in skits. But man, anytime I see a movie

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that was based on a Saturday Night Live skit, I

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get real cringy.

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Well, there was.

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Lorne Michaels had a run after, and I don't remember

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which came first, Coneheads or Wayne's World. Okay, yeah.

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Wayne's World was phenomenal.

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Yeah, and actually, Coneheads was actually a pretty funny movie.

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But then there were a series of absolute disasters. Night

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at the Roxbury, the Molly Shannon movie, just, it's like,

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not everything translates to that.

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Don't forget Tim Meadows as the Lady of the Man.

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00:29:01.569 --> 00:29:04.210
He even got a movie out of that character.

460
00:29:05.049 --> 00:29:06.910
And I didn't even think that character was that good

461
00:29:06.930 --> 00:29:08.690
on Saturday Night Live.

462
00:29:09.470 --> 00:29:11.829
I don't think anybody did. I don't know who was

463
00:29:11.869 --> 00:29:14.890
more surprised at the Lady's Man movie, all of us

464
00:29:15.019 --> 00:29:16.170
or Tim Meadows.

465
00:29:16.900 --> 00:29:17.380
Like, really?

466
00:29:17.500 --> 00:29:22.720
Okay. Jennifer Tilly is 68. Phenomenal actor. She's been in

467
00:29:22.759 --> 00:29:26.890
some outstanding movies like Bound. Also, she's Tiffany in the

468
00:29:26.930 --> 00:29:30.230
Chucky franchise. She's got that voice, obviously.

469
00:29:30.710 --> 00:29:31.450
Big poker player.

470
00:29:32.210 --> 00:29:37.849
Big poker player, that's right. And legendary illusionist David Copperfield

471
00:29:38.029 --> 00:29:42.009
turns 70. how good of a magician is david copperfield

472
00:29:43.250 --> 00:29:48.759
that when he got hit with uh sexual harassment allegations

473
00:29:48.799 --> 00:29:53.940
back in the day he made them disappear one of

474
00:29:53.980 --> 00:29:58.049
the few who was able to do that right I

475
00:29:58.089 --> 00:30:02.190
forget the extent of the allegations, but everyone was like, oh, no,

476
00:30:02.250 --> 00:30:05.519
here we go. David Copperfield's done. And then a short

477
00:30:05.579 --> 00:30:12.319
while later, gone like the Empire State Building. I....

478
00:30:13.660 --> 00:30:20.380
Because I think he... And this is not a political statement.

479
00:30:21.339 --> 00:30:25.599
It's just something... I think he took the Trump approach,

480
00:30:25.660 --> 00:30:31.910
which is he never... acknowledge them. And I think if

481
00:30:31.950 --> 00:30:35.829
you go back and look, the people that just never

482
00:30:35.890 --> 00:30:38.789
acknowledged it actually came out better than the ones that

483
00:30:38.829 --> 00:30:41.349
tried to apologize and do everything else, and that ended

484
00:30:41.410 --> 00:30:42.210
up getting them canceled.

485
00:30:44.029 --> 00:30:48.880
Yeah, I mean, it's amazing. The initial PR thing has

486
00:30:49.000 --> 00:30:50.900
always been, okay, you've got to do this, you've got

487
00:30:50.920 --> 00:30:53.099
to do that, you have to apologize, you have to

488
00:30:53.140 --> 00:30:58.680
bow out of the race. No, you don't. It was

489
00:30:59.059 --> 00:31:03.559
supposedly the honorable thing to do, but now it's like

490
00:31:03.980 --> 00:31:06.269
either you just deny it and go on, or you

491
00:31:06.289 --> 00:31:08.829
don't even acknowledge it and go on. You just keep

492
00:31:08.869 --> 00:31:12.670
doing what you're doing, and eventually people stop talking about it.

493
00:31:14.910 --> 00:31:18.309
It really is a fascinating thing that is a very

494
00:31:18.450 --> 00:31:21.029
modern thing, and we're seeing it in real time.

495
00:31:21.730 --> 00:31:23.670
It used to be that one scandal would get you

496
00:31:23.710 --> 00:31:27.309
knocked out of a political race. Now it takes multiples.

497
00:31:29.170 --> 00:31:32.480
And some people are just still going. It doesn't matter

498
00:31:32.519 --> 00:31:33.039
what happens.

499
00:31:33.140 --> 00:31:35.720
Some people finally succumb to it. Some people just shake

500
00:31:35.759 --> 00:31:39.359
it off. But I think with Copperfield, the other thing

501
00:31:39.440 --> 00:31:45.380
is his backing, public opinion really didn't matter. He still

502
00:31:45.420 --> 00:31:48.680
sells out Vegas shows. And I think that's at the

503
00:31:48.700 --> 00:31:50.900
end of the day, their demographic didn't really care about

504
00:31:51.019 --> 00:31:53.400
whatever it was. And so he was going to be

505
00:31:53.460 --> 00:31:54.140
fine regardless.

506
00:31:55.710 --> 00:31:58.009
At the end of the day, can I get tickets

507
00:31:58.049 --> 00:32:01.690
to the Copperfield show after I have my lobster buffet?

508
00:32:01.710 --> 00:32:06.029
They don't care what he did or didn't do to whatever.

509
00:32:07.049 --> 00:32:10.839
Really impressive. You make a whole set of allegations.

510
00:32:18.619 --> 00:32:20.579
He made the Statue of Liberty disappear. Why not?

511
00:32:21.619 --> 00:32:24.109
It was the Statue of Liberty that disappeared. Was she

512
00:32:24.150 --> 00:32:29.910
the one that filed the initial complaint? Because that I get.

513
00:32:33.529 --> 00:32:37.150
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Join today and get more Treehouse in your life. Back

525
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inside the Treehouse now. I'm Dan. He is Trey. Everyone

526
00:33:21.640 --> 00:33:28.609
break out your sympathizers here. Man on Reddit has gone

527
00:33:29.750 --> 00:33:33.750
kind of viral here. Man on Reddit says, my wife

528
00:33:33.849 --> 00:33:41.390
expects me to once per day. This is from the

529
00:33:41.450 --> 00:33:43.049
marriage community on Reddit.

530
00:33:45.470 --> 00:33:45.869
Orgasm?

531
00:33:47.250 --> 00:33:49.450
Yes, thank you. Thank you. My brain shut off there

532
00:33:49.470 --> 00:33:52.130
and I forgot other words. So a man posted on

533
00:33:52.450 --> 00:33:56.779
a marriage subreddit that he's having a problem because his

534
00:33:57.000 --> 00:34:03.559
wife expects him to orgasm once per day. And she

535
00:34:03.619 --> 00:34:08.280
helps him. Yeah, it's not like she's saying, like, go

536
00:34:08.300 --> 00:34:09.800
to the bathroom and you have to do this kind

537
00:34:09.820 --> 00:34:10.260
of a thing.

538
00:34:10.300 --> 00:34:10.639
No, it's.

539
00:34:11.849 --> 00:34:14.610
She's involved in the process and I guess she's a

540
00:34:14.630 --> 00:34:17.340
little demanding about it. I don't know why this post

541
00:34:17.389 --> 00:34:20.070
now has been deleted. Uh, so I'm confused as to

542
00:34:20.110 --> 00:34:22.219
what the problem here is. Trey, can you fill in

543
00:34:22.239 --> 00:34:22.980
some of these gaps?

544
00:34:24.800 --> 00:34:28.880
Um, the, the guy, uh, was complaining that it was

545
00:34:28.920 --> 00:34:31.679
kind of wearing him out and he was tired. Um,

546
00:34:32.460 --> 00:34:38.440
even though doing well, she, from the way the post read, um,

547
00:34:41.380 --> 00:34:44.579
she would either, you know, plain old intercourse, but she

548
00:34:44.599 --> 00:34:48.159
was also was not opposed to a handy or a BJ.

549
00:34:50.659 --> 00:34:53.909
There were not a lot of sympathizers for this guy

550
00:34:54.300 --> 00:34:55.110
and his complaining.

551
00:34:56.130 --> 00:34:57.769
Yeah. There aren't, I don't think there are any in

552
00:34:57.829 --> 00:34:58.369
here either.

553
00:34:58.969 --> 00:34:59.869
No, no.

554
00:35:01.050 --> 00:35:03.730
Your wife wants you to orgasm once per day and

555
00:35:04.210 --> 00:35:09.510
she's happily helping you do that in multiple ways. Um,

556
00:35:10.769 --> 00:35:15.489
I understand you're tired, but you need, you need to

557
00:35:15.530 --> 00:35:17.860
power through buddy for all of those that don't have that.

558
00:35:18.489 --> 00:35:19.429
Yeah.

559
00:35:21.719 --> 00:35:24.920
You, you, you, you got you a rare breed, man.

560
00:35:25.760 --> 00:35:29.400
Yeah. I think most men would be more than happy

561
00:35:29.460 --> 00:35:35.829
to take your place. And yeah, if you just, from

562
00:35:35.849 --> 00:35:37.369
the way it sounded a lot of times, just lay

563
00:35:37.409 --> 00:35:39.329
back and enjoy it. Poor guy. Yeah.

564
00:35:40.969 --> 00:35:43.849
It's awful, awful, awful. I don't know how he's staying

565
00:35:43.889 --> 00:35:50.289
in this. One handed marriage, sorry, two handed lopsided marriage.

566
00:35:50.710 --> 00:35:53.210
I don't care. I don't feel sorry for you, dude. Look,

567
00:35:53.349 --> 00:35:56.050
there are so many sexless marriages out there. This guy

568
00:35:56.070 --> 00:35:59.920
is complaining about getting it too much. So he's tired.

569
00:36:01.039 --> 00:36:03.880
You know, it's so common that you hear, you know,

570
00:36:03.900 --> 00:36:06.199
the sexless marriage thing. It's it's a it's a trope

571
00:36:06.300 --> 00:36:09.139
in like sitcoms and stuff that like the couple never

572
00:36:09.159 --> 00:36:11.289
has sex and all this stuff. If you are the

573
00:36:11.329 --> 00:36:13.769
guy that's got the rare one where she is like

574
00:36:14.130 --> 00:36:17.010
chasing you around the house kind of a thing, then

575
00:36:17.170 --> 00:36:19.449
you just need to step up and let it happen.

576
00:36:19.710 --> 00:36:22.369
Because there are countless men out there that don't have that,

577
00:36:22.489 --> 00:36:24.650
that would happily trade places with you.

578
00:36:25.329 --> 00:36:30.250
Especially when we're talking about that she's offering and willingly,

579
00:36:30.989 --> 00:36:34.429
it's not just sex, giving you a handy or a BJ.

580
00:36:34.489 --> 00:36:37.199
So again, you literally just have to lay back and

581
00:36:37.239 --> 00:36:37.699
enjoy it.

582
00:36:40.590 --> 00:36:45.289
Here's the weird thing. When you're a teenager, you can't

583
00:36:45.329 --> 00:36:49.849
even grasp saying no. Right?

584
00:36:50.889 --> 00:36:51.090
Right.

585
00:36:51.170 --> 00:36:55.909
It never enters your mind. If the possibility comes up, yes,

586
00:36:55.949 --> 00:37:00.710
you absolutely want it. You're taking advantage. By the time

587
00:37:00.750 --> 00:37:03.389
you've done it a bunch and you've been around and

588
00:37:03.409 --> 00:37:08.639
then sometimes the opportunity might present itself, one day you're

589
00:37:08.679 --> 00:37:12.539
going to say, you know what? I'm, I'm, I'm a

590
00:37:12.559 --> 00:37:16.280
little tired. I'm not in the mood today, but that's,

591
00:37:17.460 --> 00:37:21.320
it's a different thing when all you really got to

592
00:37:21.380 --> 00:37:24.780
do is just, is just lay back or just stand

593
00:37:24.820 --> 00:37:26.599
there for a few minutes or sit out.

594
00:37:27.480 --> 00:37:35.199
Uh, that I, I, yeah, I, I, this is all about,

595
00:37:35.260 --> 00:37:38.619
I have no, I have no sympathy for the guy.

596
00:37:38.639 --> 00:37:43.750
I mean, Unless she uses teeth and a sandpaper glove,

597
00:37:44.190 --> 00:37:46.570
no sympathy for him whatsoever.

598
00:37:47.309 --> 00:37:51.210
Yeah, unless she's doing things actively to rub you raw,

599
00:37:51.780 --> 00:37:55.179
then you need to shut up. And the comments on

600
00:37:55.199 --> 00:37:58.579
this have been interesting, to say the least. Like you said, Trey,

601
00:37:58.599 --> 00:38:00.960
a lot of people are going, you know, oh no,

602
00:38:01.039 --> 00:38:06.739
poor you. This one person here says, I mean, I

603
00:38:06.780 --> 00:38:08.909
did this to my husband and he got tired too,

604
00:38:09.010 --> 00:38:13.239
but yeah, it's nice, LOL. Another one, for real, this

605
00:38:13.320 --> 00:38:19.320
is rage bait right now. Thinking that this, like the

606
00:38:19.340 --> 00:38:22.019
guy's just bragging. He's like, oh, but I'm tired because

607
00:38:22.039 --> 00:38:23.000
this keeps happening.

608
00:38:26.099 --> 00:38:29.280
Yeah. No sympathy for you, dude.

609
00:38:32.000 --> 00:38:38.139
An orgasm a day keeps the doctor away. Why are

610
00:38:38.179 --> 00:38:40.699
you complaining? I know it's no help to you, but

611
00:38:40.739 --> 00:38:43.530
I'd kill to have this problem. See, there's no way. Uh,

612
00:38:43.590 --> 00:38:46.329
then there's this one. This is, I love this post. This,

613
00:38:46.550 --> 00:38:49.829
this chick says, I'm that wife LMFAO. I want to

614
00:38:49.889 --> 00:38:52.489
sleep with my hubby every day. And he even told

615
00:38:52.530 --> 00:38:55.320
me I'm not a robot once. I think sex is

616
00:38:55.380 --> 00:38:59.679
my love language. And then everyone lines up on those

617
00:38:59.719 --> 00:39:02.800
comments going like, if that falls apart, you let me know.

618
00:39:08.159 --> 00:39:13.590
Yeah. If, uh, You put that on your dating profile

619
00:39:13.989 --> 00:39:17.360
and you're not going to be short on dates or proposals.

620
00:39:18.219 --> 00:39:23.400
If your online dating profile headline is anytime, anywhere, you

621
00:39:23.440 --> 00:39:29.969
will be popular. Speaking of love, a woman threw a bucket.

622
00:39:30.079 --> 00:39:35.420
of poop on her neighbor for sleeping with her husband. Well,

623
00:39:35.440 --> 00:39:36.599
that's a different love language.

624
00:39:40.010 --> 00:39:47.809
Okay. I mean, that's... There's some logistics there I'm trying

625
00:39:47.829 --> 00:39:48.349
to figure out.

626
00:39:49.019 --> 00:39:50.760
Well, let's see if we can find some answers for

627
00:39:50.800 --> 00:39:53.820
you here in the story. No shocker in Florida. A

628
00:39:53.860 --> 00:39:57.050
Florida woman is facing charges after deputies say she threw

629
00:39:57.110 --> 00:40:00.530
a bucket of feces onto a neighbor that she accused

630
00:40:01.070 --> 00:40:05.769
of sleeping with her husband. This is another one of

631
00:40:05.789 --> 00:40:09.070
those stories that it sounds like the headline, like it

632
00:40:09.090 --> 00:40:11.030
sounds tawdry, and it's like, ooh, has it got a

633
00:40:11.070 --> 00:40:13.989
love triangle here? But then the people involved look nothing

634
00:40:14.030 --> 00:40:19.159
like you would hope. Ysiri Esperanza Machado Rivera, who is 55,

635
00:40:19.159 --> 00:40:21.199
And looks it. Not like you, Trey. I mean, like

636
00:40:21.219 --> 00:40:25.079
you're 52 and you look amazing. She was arrested on

637
00:40:25.139 --> 00:40:28.820
charges of burglary and battery after she allegedly threw a

638
00:40:28.880 --> 00:40:31.340
bucket of poop onto her next door neighbor over a

639
00:40:31.380 --> 00:40:38.619
suspected affair. According to Judge Mindy Glazer, during the suspect's

640
00:40:38.679 --> 00:40:41.380
bond court hearing, the judge said, so this is an

641
00:40:41.440 --> 00:40:44.849
interesting case. She thinks the neighbor is having relations with

642
00:40:44.889 --> 00:40:47.570
her husband, so she pushes her way into the victim's

643
00:40:47.610 --> 00:40:50.150
house and then throws poop on the victim. A bucket

644
00:40:50.289 --> 00:40:55.849
of poop. Deputy said an arrest report that Machado and

645
00:40:55.869 --> 00:40:58.869
the victim live in separate sides of a split trailer

646
00:40:59.309 --> 00:41:03.300
in a mobile home park near Miami Gardens. I didn't

647
00:41:03.449 --> 00:41:07.559
even know that existed. I've heard of a duplex house.

648
00:41:07.739 --> 00:41:10.119
I have never heard of a duplex trailer.

649
00:41:10.900 --> 00:41:11.119
Mm-hmm.

650
00:41:12.019 --> 00:41:15.199
This is now officially the most Florida story I have

651
00:41:15.380 --> 00:41:15.820
ever heard.

652
00:41:16.639 --> 00:41:16.840
Yes.

653
00:41:19.320 --> 00:41:22.320
When the suspect went to the victim's side of the trailer.

654
00:41:33.690 --> 00:41:35.050
Did you know this was a thing?

655
00:41:35.070 --> 00:41:40.730
Not until I read the story, no. Actually, I kind

656
00:41:40.789 --> 00:41:47.460
of did know that they had Kind of something like that.

657
00:41:50.300 --> 00:41:53.880
I am a 46-year-old man. I am today years old

658
00:41:53.920 --> 00:41:56.800
when I found out that you could turn a trailer

659
00:41:56.860 --> 00:42:05.789
into a duplex. Look, I know different people have different

660
00:42:05.849 --> 00:42:09.550
problems in their lives, but look, if you have fallen

661
00:42:09.769 --> 00:42:13.650
on such hard times, that you have to live in

662
00:42:13.750 --> 00:42:15.289
a divided trailer.

663
00:42:17.789 --> 00:42:22.309
Now, listen, there is something you do have to take

664
00:42:22.349 --> 00:42:27.789
in consideration. In Florida, especially where they're talking about outside

665
00:42:27.829 --> 00:42:32.619
of Miami, you could be a millionaire in a trailer

666
00:42:32.679 --> 00:42:37.679
because if you own the land right there, you have

667
00:42:37.699 --> 00:42:41.730
a million dollar lot. So it's not... it's not like it's,

668
00:42:41.869 --> 00:42:44.090
you know, out in East Texas.

669
00:42:45.469 --> 00:42:47.219
This is true. Yeah, you are right. This is still

670
00:42:47.239 --> 00:42:48.219
in the Miami area.

671
00:42:48.239 --> 00:42:55.190
They're still behaving like they're in a trailer park.

672
00:42:56.030 --> 00:42:57.889
I mean, there is a bucket of There is still

673
00:42:57.929 --> 00:42:59.150
a bucket of poop right there.

674
00:42:59.710 --> 00:43:01.369
She did crap in a bucket to throw it on

675
00:43:01.389 --> 00:43:07.909
her neighbor. You can take the girl out of the

676
00:43:07.929 --> 00:43:08.469
trailer park.

677
00:43:14.719 --> 00:43:16.840
I just hope the bucket also was not shared.

678
00:43:21.420 --> 00:43:21.800
Okay.

679
00:43:21.820 --> 00:43:25.460
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680
00:43:25.500 --> 00:43:28.000
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683
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684
00:43:36.760 --> 00:43:40.179
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685
00:43:40.360 --> 00:43:41.360
on social media.

686
00:43:43.050 --> 00:43:45.710
You know what? Might be looking at this the wrong way.

687
00:43:46.710 --> 00:43:46.869
How?

688
00:43:47.349 --> 00:43:49.289
She might be the girl's trainer. My girl might be

689
00:43:49.329 --> 00:43:50.389
trying for High Rocks.

690
00:43:54.510 --> 00:43:56.440
Rocky Knight is going to be unhinged.