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It is time believe your worries outside laugh with us
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inside the treehouse. I'm Daniel Malley. Along with today Raj
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Sharma and Jerry Caldwell trade Trendholm has earned himself a
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very deserved day off even though he's at his other job.
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You know, he's mad. Drey will be back here tomorrow though.
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No worries and as far as I know, no one died,
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unlike Raj when you missed all the time last week,
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there was a death in the family. And again our
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sympathies to you. Thank you so much, and also thank
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you for the jokes last week. I was I was
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thinking about the half off coffins.
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Yeah, yeah, everybody has all the family has has gone home.
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I believed, right.
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Y Yeah, no, I mean it's it's always nice. They're
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wonderful people, but they are not all living in our
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house now. They've gone back home. And I think we
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get ashes today tomorrow, so everything's uh, you know, it's
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all done. So everybody's kind of moving forward. We're still
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getting nice gifts. We just got a I think we
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just got a candle. Someone se sense and candle. I
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don't know who does that?
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Is that supposed to be like a cremation gift.
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I don't. That's a weird thing. Like I thought white
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people did cast roles, and I have yet to I
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have I have yet to get one. I have not
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had a.
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Single Roccoley cheese and rice gas role. That's a classic.
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No, we got potatoes. We got the turkey pin wheels. Uh,
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somebody from Costco. They didn't even make them. Uh. And
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then uh, Clancy, I don't know if you know the
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chips Clancy, Oh yeah, it's they're not good. But but
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some of somebody sent the bag of those.
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Yeah, no, you mentioned those. You mentioned the Clancys at
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the road show. Yeah, they just sent a bag of chips.
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They sent a big bag of like the individual chip things.
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Oh so it's like, okay, your pa.
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Yes, writing pack. So it's like, you know, the barbecue,
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sour cream and onion and regular flavor, all that stuff.
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So we just got a big bag of Clancy's and
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some pinwheels. But I was really looking forward to white
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people cast role.
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I can't believe you haven't gotten a castrole, Jerry. I
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think uh, I think you need to whip up, whip
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up raja casserole.
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Are you are you? Are you are you known for
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your cast roles? Uh? Yeah, yes, I'm gonna go with No.
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Here's the thing with a casserole. You don't necessarily have
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to be good at it because all you do is
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you throw a bunch of stuff in there. Probably throw
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in like some type of liquid, not a ton of
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it because you don't want it to be soupy, but
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a little bit of a liquid, like maybe a cream
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of mushroom or something like all on those something creamy, right,
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you know, want something creamy. And then you throw it
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in the oven for half the day and you pull
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it out and it's cooked.
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The hell you can just not go to Looby's and
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and get the at the end of the buffet is
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the broccoli cheese casserole?
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Yeah? Wait, wait till forty five six o'clock, when you
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know all the good stuff's been picked over already, when
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powder is down to like just one filet of fish
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and it's questionable, and.
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Just just just put that in a dish and pretend
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like you made it.
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I think there's a I think that is a legitimate
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way to go.
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My my mother in law who passed, she would take
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to church. She would take a strawberry salad and everybody
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raved about how great it was and delicious. Yeah, it
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was bought at Wendy's. She bought four of them and
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put them in a casserole dish.
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Good for her, those are good salads. Yes, that really
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is one of the best fast food salads on the planet.
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So she was famous for her and I hope nobody
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from her church is listening. She was famous for the
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strawberry salad and everybody was like, can you give us
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the recipe? And she would tell everybody no, She's like,
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it's my it's my secret.
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So she wasn't lying. It was her secret. And then
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did she follow it up with and I'm going to
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take it to mcgrave?
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Yes, And turns out it was we would just drive
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to Wendy's and she would get four or five of them,
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put them in the bowl, and then tell us to
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shut up.
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So there you go. Yeah, I could tell you, but
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I would have to kill you. The great news about this,
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Raj is you are now going to be able to
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be the person that brings the strawberry dish, the strawberry
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salad dish wherever you go. And you can say that
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that your you know, your mother in law loved you
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so much she gave me. You inherited the secret. You
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and only you. Nobody else, no, no offshoot of a cousin,
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no fun uncle. You. You were the sole beneficiary of
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that strawberry salad, and you must now take it everywhere
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you go.
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I'll just tell her that her, her sister, Wendy, is
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the one who came up with the recipe.
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Careful, some people are going to get that clue and
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they're going to put two and two together and be like, hey,
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it is interesting, though, that while while your mother in
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law would bring this strawberry salad to everyone at church,
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how is it that no one at church, I'm assuming
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this is hundreds of people. There isn't one person that
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said this tastes a lot like that strawberry salad from Wendy's.
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It's nobody did. Everybody's like Melinda has the best. I mean,
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she brings strawberry salad every single weekend. She has the
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best recipe, and everybody wanted to know what it was.
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And I have been in the car when she's ordered
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five or six of the four or five six of them.
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However many they're expecting at church that Sunday and put
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it in a bowl and she just looked at me
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and it was It's the most wonderful Texas Christian thing.
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She's like, you will shut your mouth and I was like, yes, ma'am.
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And because you've kept your mouth shut, now you've got
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the recipe.
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Yeah. I watched her lie in church, which is the
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most amazing thing I've ever seen anybody do. She lied
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in the House of the Lord and I watched it. Uh,
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and she was the lay minister, so it was even better. Yeah.
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Wow, So she's she's part of church management. I bet
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that's how she was able to get away with it.
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No one wanted to mess with a woman in power.
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Yeah, but uh, I've never I've never seen anybody lie
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in church or oh I have.
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I went to Catholic school for two years. I saw
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lots of lying.
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go up and thinking that you're going to be okay,
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not looking at your policies. Insurance rates are crazy, They're stupid.
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It's going up up in a way, regardless if you
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want it to or not, regardless if you've ever had
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a claim, regardless if you are the perfect client for
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the insurance company. Everybody's rates are going up. Deductibles are
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forciitable going up. People are getting raised up to two
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three percent deductibles. There's nothing you're going to be able
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recommend look at your renewal, see when it's coming up.
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Be knowledgeable. You need to have your house checked out
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if you could pay less in getting it done?
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Now, that was a good answer. So I'm not gonna
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be man at you for calling calling the treehouse stupid.
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Even we love stupid in the treehouse though, all right,
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good now I feel better. We eat stupid dinner. Just
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can't do it in real life. Sometimes that is very true.
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There is controversy in the state of Texas, and I
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don't think I'm overstating that enough because I don't know
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if Raj, if you, or Jerry saw this, but I
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am absolutely floored by the result of a new national
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survey of convenience stores in which the legend itself Luckies BUCkies,
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the the road warrior beaver throughout the South came in
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What are you imagining, Furiosa, the BUCkies story.
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When you said the road Warrior Beaver, I'm like, there
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are many a stripper in this town that were called that.
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Yeah, but they're usually at the loves for obvious reasons.
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I don't know if you guys remember there used to
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be before.
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Called Bucky's not Sucky, although if they had that, it
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would have been.
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Number one and the beaver nuggets would fly. Oh oh yeah,
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But I don't know if you guys remember Carl's Corner.
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Yeah, yeah, yeah, I'm thirty five going south out of Dallas.
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That burned down and then Willie Nelson did a fundraiser
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for it. I don't know if you guys know this,
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but there was a strip club in the back of
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the Carl's Corner gas station before it burned down.
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Oh before it burned out. I did not know that?
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Is that?
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Is that?
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The reason that it burned down was that the cause
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of the fire someone a little too hot.
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I wouldn't be surprised, but I had gotten a flat
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tire on my way back to college, and so I
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kind of got a trucker picked me up, which I
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know nothing happened. Would a trucker picked me up and
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drop where were you?
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The road Warrior Beaver.
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I was the sucky.
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No no, no, no no, he would be the suck.
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E yees.
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H.
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He dropped me off at the Carl's Corner and I
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was kind of standing. I just saw these girls kind
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of walking very scantily dressed, and I asked the guy
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behind the counter. I was like, what's going on with that?
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He goes, oh, we have a strip club back here.
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Of all the years that what was it the Texas
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road Trip show that that had been on on Channel
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eight in Dallas four, I don't know thirty forty years
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that the dude from Dairy Queen hosted it. You're trying
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to tell me all the times I watched that show,
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not once did they ever do a feature on the
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strip club. Behind Carl's Corner.
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There was a door that was I'm not even making
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this up. There's a door that was next to the
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beer cooler that you pulled and it was kind of
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like a secret door, and that's how you got into
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the strip club. I watched it. If I hadn't seen
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it with my own eyes, I wouldn't believe it.
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I'm still said, you only knew it was there. If
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you knew it was there.
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Yes, and I think it was you know, I think
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it was a place where the lot lizards could go dance.
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That's what it was, what to get their cardio in.
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It's the lot lizard gym. It might be better money in there,
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who knows. So I maybe that's how. Maybe that's how
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you move up, Like, that's how you get promoted. You
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go from lot lizard to you know, lap lizard, lap lizard.
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There you go, thank you, thank you. I'm glad you
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could see the stroke go on my face trying to
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think of some type of a joke with alliteration, and
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I was somewhere with the bearded dragon and it wasn't
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going anywhere good. So thank you for a lap lizard.
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Yeah you go, you get you started lot lizard and
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you get promoted to lap lizard. And what's great about
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that is obviously you get to go inside.
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I'm sure more waste than one. Yeah. And then I
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think at the end of your career to become the
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bearded dragon, that's what that's how, that's how, that's how
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that ends.