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Oh the stupid we have today... How to fortify prisons in Louisiana, 'Ice Pirates' on Betamax, Dan's imaginary friend, profound advice from Cookie Monster, hot dogs galore, and have you ever sneezed while peeing?

LINKS:
Polymarket Takes Bets Over Which Escaped New Orleans Convicts Will Be Captured First

New Bacteria Have Been Discovered on a Chinese Space Station | WIRED

Indy 500 Carb Day gets a new twist with first-ever Wienie 500 | FOX Sports


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It is time to leave your worries outside and laugh

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with us inside the treehouse. I'm Daniel Malley, along with

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Trey Trenholm and Raj Sharma. Today is Thursday May twenty second,

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two thousand and twenty five. I've been loosely following the

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New Orleans jail escape all week and as of right now,

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the last story that I saw said five of the

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ten New Orleans jail escapees have been caught. So five

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out of ten have been caught so far, which means

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five are still on the loose. And twenty thirty years

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ago this story might have struck fear into the surrounding

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areas of a jail or prison escape. But it's modern times,

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and instead of most people being fearful of escape convicts

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running around loose, we're now taking bets on who's going

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to get caught and who's not. A cryptocurrency trading company

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called Polymarket started taking bets on Tuesday over which escaped

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New Orleans inmates would be captured by Friday, So prisoner

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parlays are now a thing.

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My question is if you're if you're one of the guys,

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do you bet on yourself then turn yourself in that

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way you have money when you get out.

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That's an interesting, uh way to look at it.

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Yeah, it's a very looking at it.

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What if it's an Indian way of looking at it?

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I'm like, you know what, what, what's what am I going

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for right now?

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Is it possible that this is a clever ruse on

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the part of the authorities to get them to turn

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themselves in, because, like you said, if they bet on

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themselves to turn themselves in to have money on the

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other side when they eventually get out legally, then maybe

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that's a trick by the authorities.

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No, no, no, what you do is you put in

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a parlay, you turn your you're other people in.

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Do you win some real money?

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See, that's the right way of doing it, right, that's.

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It makes sense. I mean, you know we you know

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one or two people that get sent off to federal prison,

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and we certainly know how to make some money off

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of that, don't we. These are all obviously just in theory,

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But I like that, And maybe that's the other clever

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side of it is authority said, hey, if we say

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or have a company announce we're taking bets, then they'll

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start turning each other in to try to make money

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on the gambling side.

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Yeah, I really think you'd be able to. I think

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you'd be able to figure out who it was that

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did it, Like if you're walking past their cell and

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I was like, is that four ramens and a kit cat?

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Son of a bitch? Does he have real kool aid? Bastard?

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That's right, he got us pinched.

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Uh.

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There is new information. By the way, a maintenance worker

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was arrested at the New Orleans jail where the ten

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inmates escape. He's accused of helping the inmates get out

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of the jail. I don't know if any bets were

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taken on that, but inmates Jermaine Donald and Derrick Groves

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are sitting at twenty two chance of capture by Friday Antwine, Massey,

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Leo Tate, and Linton Van Buren are sitting at twenty

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three percent. Corey Corey Boyd has the most expensive odds

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at ninety nine cents on yes and ninety eight cents

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on no. So I guess I guess he's your I

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guess Corey Boyd is the long shot.

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Okays your he's your seabiscuit?

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Yeah, how how are they handicapping this?

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I knew you'd have questions. I knew at the Gambler

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in the tree House Trade turn Home, I knew you

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would have questions about this. And I don't have all

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the answers I'm with because I want to know money

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line and all that.

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Do they have like windtail breaks like you know what

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what show?

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Yeah?

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No, it absolutely makes sense because if you're going to

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handicap the inmates from a gambling point of view, how

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do you do that? Do you consider their prior?

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Like?

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Do you do you consider their criminal history? Are the

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more violent guys more likely or less likely to avoid capture?

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I mean, is this a new cottage industry? I mean,

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is there going to be a norm Hitskis of jail breaks?

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No?

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Norm's Guide.

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You got Steven A. Smith out there telling people how

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terrible they are at jail breaking. Yeah, and I can

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tell like the reason when Trey started asking these questions,

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I'm like, you know, he's gonna call his bookie at

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the break the next break. We think it's so sweet, dollar,

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like give me void ninety eight.

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See. Three of the escapees were captured one day after

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the escape. A fourth was captured Monday. But this particular

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article I have here doesn't really go into the details

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on the handicapping or the methodology in the odds of

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certain inmates being captured by Friday or not. Maybe it's

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just pure luck.

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And then the maintenance guy, like, you don't know if

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he was like threatened with harm or threatened with like

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you know, once we do get out, we're going to

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target your family, So you don't know what his motivation was.

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So I mean to arrest him immediately. I mean, I'll

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take him in for questioning first and see if he

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was like complicit in them leaving.

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Well, that may have happened. Actually, the inmates escaped on Friday,

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and the maintenance worker accused of helping them escape was

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arrested Tuesday. He allegedly turned off the water to the

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toilet after being instructed by one of the prisoners. They

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then ripped off the toilet and escaped through the hole behind.

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So if they escape on Friday and the maintenance worker

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is arrested on Tuesday, I'm pretty sure they went through

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the normal steps and they probably got a confession out

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of him.

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Well, let's also from what I read, this jail has

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failed inspections, has not passed an inspection since twenty thirteen.

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Yeah, twelve years.

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Yeah, Nolan's.

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Good old Louisiana.

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Man, I'm surprised I just.

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Didn't open the door and walk out. See you guys later,

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see your friend, see you Sam.

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Just keep walking.

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I don't know why some of these look, you don't

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need to make jails and prisons, you know, elaborate to

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keep the inmates in because in my mind, a jail or,

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I guess a prison in Louisiana would be pretty easily

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fortified by just sticking it in the middle of a

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swamp surrounded by gators. You don't even need walls or fences,

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just say, if you feel lucky, it'd be a lot

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cheaper than constructing you know certain uh, you know, massive facilities.

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Yeah, but necessity is the mother of invention. So you

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don't know what these guys will will do or create

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to escape, Like depending on how long you're in there for.

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Like if you're in there for like you know, a

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warrant for speeding, and you're out in a couple hours.

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Well then you don't go to the gator invested prison.

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Or prison prison. Yeah that's true. Noough, and uh yeah,

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but I mean people, people will go to extreme measures.

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So even if you have like one person escaped Alcatraz right.

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They believe there's been no confirmation on that there were

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three guys that that attempted an escape and they were

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never found. They were assumed drowned in the San Francisco Bay, except.

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For one guy that they have a picture of years later.

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Conspiracies overwhelmed. They have one a picture of a guy

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in like the late seventies, like next to like a

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camaro that is almost identical to the guy that broke

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out in like the late fifties. So you never know.

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I'm just saying, gators, I gotcha. That's a that's a

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risk I wouldn't want to take. They hurt bad.

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Have you ever watched swamp people?

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No?

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Yeah, I don't know that. I think the gator thing

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is really all you think it is. You know if

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for people from Louisiana, they.

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Oh, that's true.

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Swamp puppies.

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He's trade. That's Raj And that was one of the

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most terrifying commercial breaks I've had in quite a long time.

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Have you have you, guys, ever had to sneeze while

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you're going to the bathroom? Does it frighten you as

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much as it does me?

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No, I can honestly say I have never put that

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much thought into it.

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Well, I just did because I went to the bathroom

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and I'm going pp and I start to feel a

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little tickle in my left nostril, the indication that I

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am about to sneeze, and it scared the hell out

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of me because there's a number of things that could

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happen if the sneeze gets out. One is I peel

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over the bathroom and that's gonna be embarrassing. I gotta

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clean that up. Number Two is I cut off the

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pee and sneeze. And because I've cut off the front end,

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that pressure is gonna have to go somewhere, and the

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sneeze could force open the back valve and something worse

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may happen. Or if I try to swallow and keep

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the sneeze in, I'm worried about then my throat exploding,

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which has happened by the way people have This has

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been documented when someone tries to like muffle a sneeze,

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their throat will basically blow out. So I'm the only

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one that gets afraid when sneezing going to the bathroom.

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Damn.

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I say this as the oldest person on this show.

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What the is happening to your body?

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I don't know.

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Do you go to a doctor that's not in a

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public storage unit?

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Like?

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Look, I have random thoughts, and I have a tendency

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to share my random thoughts with you guys. And the

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more times that I do it, the more times I

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regret it, because you guys always make it seem like

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there's something wrong with me. All I'm saying is all

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I'm confessing is that I was going to the bathroom

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and I felt the knees coming on, and I was

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worried what would happen if I tried to quell the knees.

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So why wouldn't you just immediately sit down.

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Because then I still got to cut off the peepie

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and that hurts.

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What if you're sitting down on the toilet and you

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have to sneeze, why would you have to cut things off?

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You could?

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I was going number one, so I was standing.

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Yeah, but if you felt the sneeze coming on, you're like, oh,

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to sit down, then I.

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Would have had to cut off my peepee stream to

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turn and then sit.

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You could.

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Cutting off the stream hurts. You want me to do

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you want me to say that again? You can a

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c slater it and sit on the toilet backwards. Yeah,

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I'm giving a toilet a lap dance.

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Now, Yeah, get a book, put it on the on

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the back of the toilet.

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First of all, cutting off your stream is actually good

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for you.

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That's how you know.

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It's called the bladder exercise, and it's actually good for you.

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The only time I have ever really been vexed by

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a sneeze is when I had diarrhea.

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Mm hmm.

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Yeah, now there you can you have a somewhat of

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a conundrum. Yeah, but just peeing, No, I I I'm

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worried about you.

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Dan.

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Ultimately, what I'm sharing with you is I don't like sneezing.

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I really don't know, joke, no bit. In all honesty,

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I do not like sneezing because I lose control of

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my body temporarily, and I don't like losing control of

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my body, and so I try to avoid sneezing when

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and where I can, and if I'm in the middle

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of going to the bathroom, I really want to avoid

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the sneeze for fear of what other things may happen.

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That is so weird. I'm learning, and I've known you

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for twenty plus years and we're learning something new about you,

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and very you might want to you might want to

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go to an E and T and be like, I

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have some legitimate concerns. I think I'm gonna blow something out.

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I am a powerful sneezer, so that's part of the concern.

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Yeah, I sneeze pretty loud too, But I mean I

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don't I don't hold it in. I don't do that

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thing like you've heard of people like the back of

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your head can explode. It's like eight thousand pounds of

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pressure per square inch every time you hold it and sneeze, right,

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So it's the same thing with like the throat blowing out.

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But I've never blew out the back valve on a

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on a sneeze, and I've never peed all over the bathroom.

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Have you ever sneezed while peeing?

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I can't remember.

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Maybe you wouldn't know it.

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If you had, you'd remember it. It would be burned

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into your memory.

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I may have I've coughed before. I don't know if

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that's in the same realm, but uh no, that's uh

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that's you might want to guess. You might want to

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go get some stuff looked at in order.

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I hope you never have to sneeze while Tara is

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pegging you.

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Jeez, that's a cleanup you don't want to do.

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That's actually my greatest defense.

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Raj Sharma. A headline scared me today. Uh, not as

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bad as the thought of sneezing while going to the

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bathroom scared me earlier, but this headline is still pretty scary.

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When you've seen as many movies as I have. A

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mysterious bacteria with unique abilities was to discovered on a

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Chinese space station. I would like to go ahead and

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formally send condolences to their families because I think the

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only thing we can and should be doing is torching

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that thing and until there's nothing left. I've seen enough

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movies to know what happens. That space station can never

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be allowed to return to this planet.

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They don't.

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The space stations, yeah, the people inside do, well, they

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shouldn't either. That's why I'm offering their families condolences now,

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because not only should that space station ever come back

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to Earth, the people on it shouldn't either. And I'm sorry,

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but that's just how I feel about it. And by

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the way, plenty of space chunk ends up back on Earth.

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Just ask the entire Russian Space Agency. There's stuff's been

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falling out of the skies for decades.

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Yeah.

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But being that it hits temperatures of like thirty five

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hundred degrees, I think, yeah, yeah, the bacteria, but the people,

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but it's China, so I mean they probably won't mm hmm.

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Yeah. But I'm with you.

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I I agree with your sentiment that a rare bacteria

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found in space is not something to be trifled with.

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No, it's not. We have trouble with Earth bacteria. You

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thought COVID was bad, how about space covid.

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What if it was a bacteria that was on the

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space station when it went up and it's now mutated

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even worse. Yeah, there you go, not worse than space.

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Look anything that we have on Earth. That if there's

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any sort of a virus or a bacteria that we

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have on Earth, and then while in space we discover

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a space version of that virus or bacteria, you know

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it's going to be way worse. Just like just like herpes,

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there's Earth herpes and then there's space herpes. You know,

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space herpes is going to be way, way worse. I

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know that because I saw it in Ice Pirates, the movie.

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Okay, was Ice Pirates too about Space Aids?

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They they couldn't they couldn't quite get the story right

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for Ice Pirates too.

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Space Crabs would have been far scarier.

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By the way. Ice Pirates starred Bob Ulrich.

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Oh Spencer yeah, oh yeah, okay the eighties Spencer for higher, Yeah,

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Spencer for hire from the eighties TV.

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Show and uh, what was this other show, Dantana?

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Oh maybe, yeah, yeah, I think it's right.

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Yeah, look at you, look at us being old.

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I know, uh and you you what was the excuse

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now for watching Ice Pirates.

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It was the eighties and it was a space kind

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of a movie that looked a little like Star Wars.

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And I was a child.

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There still okay, there's still nokes. No, no, I'm not

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letting you dismiss this with child like being in even

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me for twenty years.

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This is not the first time I've brought up the

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movie Ice Pirates in face.

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He was an orphan. I mean, it's not like they

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got the good movies.

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Yeah, My Foster Care was a television I.

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Mean, that's true. And Annie was about as good as

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it got.

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I did did for his own Daddy war Bucks.

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Yeah, I never had a Daddy war Bucks. I'm I'm

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still waiting for my son to come up tomorrow.

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Did you did they give Did they give your family

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a VHS copy of Ice Pirates when they traded you

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at the Walmart? Because I like, well, that's the consolation price, Like,

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here's your baby and a copy of Bob Orrick's Pirates

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on on data. Look a track to go with it.

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Ice Pirates had Bob Urick from Spencer for Hire. Okay,

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also had uh, let's see John Matusac who played Sloth

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in Goonies and NFL Great, he was in that as well.

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So with a special appearance by Space Herpes.

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Yeah, those two guys were in it because that's the

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point in their career. They're like, we need cash now.

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Look, it's either this ord or paid a advance loan. Yeah,

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so they went with the.

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Movie at that point. It was that our Circus of

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the Star with the Stars.

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Hey, Dick Van Patton ruled that, just to let you

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know it was not enough.

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Okay, I watched Circus with the Stars, but I don't

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remember Dick Van Patton doing the Trapees.

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Oh then you missed that year.

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He didn't do it.

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Well.

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I want to go back and watch that.

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They need to bring that back. I just want to

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see that again. Those are some good times, and you know,

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and it gave Charro work. If you want to show being.

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Old, Charo is still out there shaking her Cucci Coucci

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follow her on Instagram.

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She still looks the same she does. It's so creepy.

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I'm like, probably, I think she probably looks the same

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because she stayed so active on certain.

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That hip don't break. Yes, I wonder can we look

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up with the the the Rotten Tomatoes is on Ice Pirates.

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I just I'm just curious.

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Yeah, we can do that. Hang on, let's see Ice

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Pirates Rotten Tomatoes.

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If it just has f you, that'll be the best one.

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All right. Uh.

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The Ice Pirates, starring Bob Urick, came out in March

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of nineteen eighty four, rated PG sci fi space raider

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Jason played by Robert Urick and his sidekick Michael D. Roberts,

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help a princess played by Mary Crosby, Finder Father and

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explorers seeking Water. Critics give it.

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US seventeen seventeen seventeen Oh, that's right, that's right.

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Seventeen percent is the critics score for Ice Pirates. The

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audience score is fifty. Wow.

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Okay, and as you fair in fairness, this is how

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this is what a blockbuster Ice Pirates was. There are

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only twelve critics reviews. Did it in a time where

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every there were newspapers in every town across the country

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and everyone had a movie reviewer.

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There's still only twelve reviews.

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Yeah, that's the twelve people that just got hired as

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a critic. Hey, you're covering Ice Pirates like son of

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a Bitch.

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Yeah. Cisco and Ebert didn't even give any thumbs for

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this one because they.

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Didn't bother Wow.

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Okay, So that's it's a hell of a film.

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I'm telling you. If you ever want to waste an

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hour and a half.

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Yeah, no, I'll just take your word for it.

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Yeah, I've already given you the good parts.

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twenty second, twenty twenty five. It's been a while since

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I've been in therapy, and I've decided that I want

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to go back to therapy because I have lots of

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Okay, me wish me knew when me was just a little.

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Yeah, he's my favorite.

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He's one of my favorites too. Look, mental health is

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an important thing and I feel like everyone can benefit

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with some form of therapy. And seeing as how therapy

479
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is very expensive these days, I've decided to try him

480
00:28:36.799 --> 00:28:39.440
up at therapy on social media, and who better to

481
00:28:39.519 --> 00:28:42.640
go to than Cookie Monster And this is the first session.

482
00:28:43.160 --> 00:28:46.200
Three things me wish me knew when me was just

483
00:28:46.240 --> 00:28:51.799
a little monster. One things not always go you away

484
00:28:52.400 --> 00:28:57.319
and that okay, yeah, it's just how the cookie crumbles. Mmmm,

485
00:28:57.559 --> 00:29:06.720
cookie crumbles me. Two self care, Yeah, that that's very important. Yeah,

486
00:29:06.880 --> 00:29:10.440
make sure you treat yourself to you know, maybe like

487
00:29:10.519 --> 00:29:15.480
a like a little bubble bath or an eye mask, yeah,

488
00:29:15.599 --> 00:29:22.319
or some delicious cookies m me nam. And three just

489
00:29:22.400 --> 00:29:27.119
because something look like a cookie doesn't mean that it

490
00:29:27.240 --> 00:29:29.839
is cookie.

491
00:29:31.279 --> 00:29:33.079
Ooh um.

492
00:29:35.480 --> 00:29:39.440
Numb, but it still tastes pretty good.

493
00:29:40.559 --> 00:29:41.359
Yeah.

494
00:29:41.839 --> 00:29:45.359
So at the end there he is drawing a picture

495
00:29:45.400 --> 00:29:47.519
of a cookie and he eats it because it looks

496
00:29:47.519 --> 00:29:51.039
like a cookie. That's pretty profound advice.

497
00:29:52.240 --> 00:29:56.200
I have a couple of observations. Number one, he was

498
00:29:56.240 --> 00:30:01.079
painting a cookie and then he ate the paint. Your

499
00:30:01.119 --> 00:30:04.279
therapist is also suffering from a severe addiction to cookies,

500
00:30:04.839 --> 00:30:09.440
so he has obsessive compulsive disorder. And it also sounds

501
00:30:09.440 --> 00:30:12.160
like this is where the inspiration for how mister Miagi

502
00:30:12.200 --> 00:30:15.839
spoke could be.

503
00:30:16.519 --> 00:30:19.200
Look, I think it's important that you go to a

504
00:30:19.240 --> 00:30:22.880
therapist that understands your problems and has had problems that

505
00:30:22.920 --> 00:30:25.039
they too have overcome, and that's why they want to

506
00:30:25.079 --> 00:30:32.640
share their knowledge and skills with others. I like to

507
00:30:32.640 --> 00:30:35.519
think that because of Cookie Monster, I will have better

508
00:30:35.559 --> 00:30:39.000
mental health. The downside is I'm going to also need

509
00:30:39.160 --> 00:30:43.559
a nutrition coach because because a lot of his a

510
00:30:43.559 --> 00:30:48.599
lot of Cookie Monster's solutions to mental health are cookies. Yes,

511
00:30:48.680 --> 00:30:50.640
But at the same time, when I saw this the

512
00:30:50.680 --> 00:30:53.240
other day, I was like, you know what this. I

513
00:30:53.319 --> 00:30:56.799
feel just as good after thirty seconds of watching Cookie

514
00:30:56.799 --> 00:30:59.559
Monster than thirty minutes with an honest to god therapist.

515
00:30:59.799 --> 00:31:01.920
So I'm just going to lean into the muppet therapy

516
00:31:01.960 --> 00:31:02.480
for a while.

517
00:31:02.960 --> 00:31:04.359
Was was Oscar not available?

518
00:31:07.279 --> 00:31:10.400
He's full, He's not accepting new patients right now.

519
00:31:14.759 --> 00:31:19.240
Also, picture you just listening to this as a sage

520
00:31:19.359 --> 00:31:22.119
of therapeutic advice. And then the next thing I just

521
00:31:22.160 --> 00:31:23.680
see is stand in a bubble bath with an eye

522
00:31:23.720 --> 00:31:25.119
mask and a chocolate chip cookie.

523
00:31:25.559 --> 00:31:27.079
That's living my best life.

524
00:31:27.680 --> 00:31:29.519
That sounds like great self care.

525
00:31:29.720 --> 00:31:30.119
It does.

526
00:31:30.720 --> 00:31:31.640
I can dig that.

527
00:31:32.000 --> 00:31:34.000
And by the way, I don't even know if Oscar

528
00:31:34.079 --> 00:31:37.720
the Grouch does therapy, but I do know his life

529
00:31:37.720 --> 00:31:39.960
coaching business is really taken off.

530
00:31:42.680 --> 00:31:44.240
You know, He's he was the first one to have

531
00:31:44.480 --> 00:31:46.920
like a mobile service because you can you can take

532
00:31:46.920 --> 00:31:54.440
that trash can anywhere. Yeah, I would go with Muppet therapy.

533
00:31:54.519 --> 00:31:57.599
That sounds like something you know, we grew up watching it.

534
00:31:57.599 --> 00:31:59.359
It made sense. I wouldn't like, I wouldn't want to

535
00:31:59.359 --> 00:32:01.200
go to snuffle up I guess for advice. He just

536
00:32:01.200 --> 00:32:05.480
seems severely depressed and should be the top of Cookie

537
00:32:05.480 --> 00:32:06.480
Monsters client list.

538
00:32:06.920 --> 00:32:10.279
Yeah, if Sesame Street has a suicide helpline, you don't

539
00:32:10.279 --> 00:32:12.200
want snuffle Upagus on the receiving end.

540
00:32:16.319 --> 00:32:18.880
Although that episode would be hilarious.

541
00:32:23.039 --> 00:32:26.240
At that point, I'm pretty sure public broadcasting would absolutely

542
00:32:26.279 --> 00:32:26.880
be defunded.

543
00:32:31.799 --> 00:32:33.359
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544
00:32:35.200 --> 00:32:52.279
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551
00:33:13.480 --> 00:33:16.680
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552
00:33:16.720 --> 00:33:20.079
I'm dan, he's trade. That's raj. I don't think I

553
00:33:20.119 --> 00:33:22.480
ever knew that about Snufhalophagus Trey.

554
00:33:24.559 --> 00:33:27.799
Yeah, you know, he was considered a figment of big

555
00:33:27.799 --> 00:33:32.640
birds imagination. And then I remember that at some point, uh,

556
00:33:32.960 --> 00:33:34.440
other people could see him, and then they had to

557
00:33:34.480 --> 00:33:36.799
apologize to Big Bird for thinking he was like making

558
00:33:36.799 --> 00:33:39.039
it up m h, and that that was the whole

559
00:33:39.039 --> 00:33:43.799
thing of Uh, you know, I forgot what the I

560
00:33:43.799 --> 00:33:45.799
forgot what the lesson was, but there was a lesson there.

561
00:33:46.319 --> 00:33:46.480
Oh.

562
00:33:46.519 --> 00:33:49.000
The idea is that sesame streets full of enablers.

563
00:33:51.160 --> 00:33:54.519
They're just always given, always given Cookie Monster the cookies.

564
00:33:54.920 --> 00:33:57.799
Yeah, Cookie Monster gets the cookies. They let Oscar say

565
00:33:57.839 --> 00:34:00.839
all the mean things to him without any sort of consequences,

566
00:34:00.880 --> 00:34:03.200
and they go on letting bid and they keep letting

567
00:34:03.240 --> 00:34:07.240
Big Bird think that he's got a big, fluffy, prehistoric

568
00:34:07.319 --> 00:34:07.960
looking friend.

569
00:34:08.639 --> 00:34:12.840
Well I think it was designed, if I'm right, it's

570
00:34:12.840 --> 00:34:16.599
for kids that had imaginary friends to not feel isolated.

571
00:34:16.639 --> 00:34:19.320
Like that's like big Bird has one too, so it's

572
00:34:19.360 --> 00:34:22.159
okay that I have one. And then everybody could see him.

573
00:34:22.159 --> 00:34:23.760
I don't know what the catalyst for that was. And

574
00:34:23.800 --> 00:34:26.920
then there's Missus snuffle up with us as well. They

575
00:34:26.920 --> 00:34:28.960
brought that in. So he's got he's got a part

576
00:34:29.000 --> 00:34:31.039
of like a wife and so.

577
00:34:30.639 --> 00:34:33.280
So Big Bird didn't just have an imaginary friend. He

578
00:34:33.360 --> 00:34:36.559
had an imaginary friend with an imaginary family.

579
00:34:38.199 --> 00:34:39.400
I think it's just the life.

580
00:34:40.840 --> 00:34:43.079
I don't think they I don't think they conceived during

581
00:34:43.119 --> 00:34:43.480
the run.

582
00:34:44.840 --> 00:34:48.000
The imaginary friend and his wife couldn't conceive. That's sad.

583
00:34:49.440 --> 00:34:53.199
It's Sesame Street. Combat had so many problems, it really did.

584
00:34:53.360 --> 00:34:55.519
And so yeah, I didn't. I don't know if I

585
00:34:55.559 --> 00:34:58.159
ever knew or realized because I was so young when

586
00:34:58.159 --> 00:35:00.599
I watched Sesame Street that snuffleuff I guess was Big

587
00:35:00.599 --> 00:35:03.559
Bird's imaginary friend. Uh, I don't. There's lots of things

588
00:35:03.599 --> 00:35:05.360
I don't remember since I was a child, so that's

589
00:35:05.400 --> 00:35:09.320
really not a shock. But I mean I had an imagine.

590
00:35:09.480 --> 00:35:12.519
I remember I had an imaginary friends as a small child.

591
00:35:12.800 --> 00:35:14.559
He did not look like a muppet. He just looked

592
00:35:14.559 --> 00:35:18.199
like another kid, which I'm now realizing I should never

593
00:35:18.239 --> 00:35:19.920
share things with you too. That the way you two

594
00:35:19.960 --> 00:35:21.639
are looking at me right now, I just need to

595
00:35:21.639 --> 00:35:23.000
shut up and never talk again to you.

596
00:35:23.039 --> 00:35:23.199
Got.

597
00:35:25.119 --> 00:35:27.360
Yes, I had an imaginary friend. I lived in the

598
00:35:27.400 --> 00:35:29.719
country and I was the only kid in my age

599
00:35:29.760 --> 00:35:31.440
bracket within ten miles.

600
00:35:32.440 --> 00:35:33.199
What was his name?

601
00:35:35.280 --> 00:35:38.599
I think it was Timmy, Timmy, Yeah, it was a Johnny.

602
00:35:38.679 --> 00:35:40.639
Maybe it was johnn Oh, I have to I'd have

603
00:35:40.679 --> 00:35:42.559
to ask my mom or my sister. I'm pretty sure

604
00:35:42.559 --> 00:35:43.920
that they they remember his name.

605
00:35:44.559 --> 00:35:47.000
Yeah, and where would you? Did you see him all

606
00:35:47.039 --> 00:35:50.719
the time? Just what I was playing, just when you're

607
00:35:50.760 --> 00:35:54.519
playing on like on out on the land of the

608
00:35:54.159 --> 00:35:57.000
uh the rural. Yeah? Yeah, so he could have possibly

609
00:35:57.159 --> 00:36:01.159
been murdered. And that's who you're saying.

610
00:36:01.840 --> 00:36:04.280
So you're saying I didn't have an imaginary friend, but

611
00:36:04.320 --> 00:36:05.719
that I had a ghost friend.

612
00:36:06.280 --> 00:36:10.159
Yes. Yes.

613
00:36:10.440 --> 00:36:13.440
The sad thing is is I can't immediately say that's

614
00:36:13.480 --> 00:36:14.639
stupid because.

615
00:36:14.400 --> 00:36:16.599
I don't know how was he, how was he dressed? Dan?

616
00:36:16.719 --> 00:36:17.639
What? What? What did?

617
00:36:17.760 --> 00:36:18.760
What did little Johnny?

618
00:36:19.079 --> 00:36:19.360
Little?

619
00:36:19.400 --> 00:36:20.719
What did a little Timmy Johnny where?

620
00:36:21.000 --> 00:36:23.159
I don't know, I don't know we're talking about this

621
00:36:23.239 --> 00:36:25.400
was this is forty years ago. I don't remember what

622
00:36:25.440 --> 00:36:26.000
the kid wore.

623
00:36:26.400 --> 00:36:28.079
Yeah you do, I can see it on your face.

624
00:36:28.719 --> 00:36:30.199
No, I really don't.

625
00:36:30.440 --> 00:36:31.760
Was there like an axe in his head?

626
00:36:32.039 --> 00:36:32.840
Or no, he.

627
00:36:35.360 --> 00:36:40.119
Didn't want have scared me? Did you play that fun

628
00:36:40.159 --> 00:36:41.639
game of Where are My parents?

629
00:36:44.039 --> 00:36:45.559
That was the thing he and I had in common.

630
00:36:50.320 --> 00:36:53.280
That's how we found each other in the field. That's

631
00:36:53.360 --> 00:36:55.199
when you know it's bad. When the ghost feel sad

632
00:36:55.239 --> 00:36:57.800
for you. It's like, yo, that's he probably did. That's

633
00:36:57.800 --> 00:36:59.760
probably why he's stuck around. He's like, man, I may

634
00:36:59.800 --> 00:37:02.559
be dead, but I feel bad for this a live kid.

635
00:37:02.719 --> 00:37:04.800
Me hang out with him? Blake g I Joe's and stuff.

636
00:37:06.719 --> 00:37:11.400
You played g I Jos with an imaginary friend? All right, You.

637
00:37:11.400 --> 00:37:13.119
Guys didn't have an imaginary friend.

638
00:37:14.000 --> 00:37:14.320
No.

639
00:37:15.159 --> 00:37:17.800
I couldn't even tray see. I figured Trey might because

640
00:37:17.800 --> 00:37:20.360
he was an only kid. I wasn't an only kid.

641
00:37:20.440 --> 00:37:22.400
My sister, though, was so much older than me that

642
00:37:22.440 --> 00:37:25.199
we didn't typically play together. So I figured, if of

643
00:37:25.239 --> 00:37:27.000
all of us, I thought Trey, you would have an

644
00:37:27.000 --> 00:37:28.159
imaginary friend as well.

645
00:37:28.400 --> 00:37:29.440
No, I had friends Dan.

646
00:37:34.480 --> 00:37:34.920
Rubbing in.

647
00:37:38.840 --> 00:37:48.519
They weren't wearing eighteenth century clothes and blue forming the

648
00:37:48.559 --> 00:37:54.039
land name Timmy Johnny, Timmy john John.

649
00:37:56.199 --> 00:37:56.840
Freaky Dead.

650
00:38:04.039 --> 00:38:05.599
You're in the treehouse.

651
00:38:08.840 --> 00:38:22.320
Visit us online at a treehouse on air dot com.

652
00:38:22.480 --> 00:38:24.199
You're listening to the treehouse.

653
00:38:24.840 --> 00:38:29.599
Visit us online at Treehouseonair dot com.

654
00:38:29.679 --> 00:38:32.280
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655
00:38:32.360 --> 00:38:34.960
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658
00:38:43.599 --> 00:38:46.840
This is the Treehouse Show. I'm Dan, He's trade, that's raj.

659
00:38:46.960 --> 00:38:50.840
I have divulged way too much to you inside the

660
00:38:50.840 --> 00:38:54.599
Treehouse today, so I'm gonna stop and instead I'm going

661
00:38:54.639 --> 00:38:58.119
to share something not personal but instead just really kind

662
00:38:58.119 --> 00:39:02.440
of funny and interesting and perhaps a bit shocking. You

663
00:39:02.480 --> 00:39:07.400
guys are familiar with Oscar Meyer, right, the food company.

664
00:39:08.480 --> 00:39:11.800
That means you're probably familiar with the Wiener Mobile, the

665
00:39:11.840 --> 00:39:17.599
Wiener Mobile. Yes, okay, Well, the Indy five hundred is

666
00:39:17.639 --> 00:39:22.840
this Sunday, and there are lots of festivities that surround

667
00:39:22.880 --> 00:39:28.840
that famous race, including the Weenie five hundred. The Weeni

668
00:39:28.920 --> 00:39:32.280
five hundred is the first competitive race for the entire

669
00:39:32.480 --> 00:39:38.760
Wiener Mobile fleet. All six Wiener mobiles will be in

670
00:39:38.800 --> 00:39:42.000
the same place at the Indy five hundred on Sunday,

671
00:39:42.000 --> 00:39:50.159
competing in the Weeni five hundred. Just let that soak in.

672
00:39:50.519 --> 00:39:57.679
Let you process a lot of information right there. Each

673
00:39:57.719 --> 00:40:01.800
Wiener mobile will represent a is stinct regional hot Dogs

674
00:40:01.880 --> 00:40:05.000
is starting to sound like the Hunger Games. Number one

675
00:40:05.119 --> 00:40:09.079
is the Shy Dog. That's the the Wienermobile, representing the Midwest.

676
00:40:09.199 --> 00:40:11.679
Representing the East Coast will be the New York Dog,

677
00:40:11.719 --> 00:40:15.480
the Southeast is the Slaw Dog, the Southwest will be

678
00:40:15.519 --> 00:40:19.000
the Sonoran Dog, the South will be represented by the

679
00:40:19.079 --> 00:40:23.760
Chili Dog, and representing the Northwest will be the Seattle Dog,

680
00:40:23.880 --> 00:40:29.000
also known as the Homeless Dog. Sorry, I couldn't resist.

681
00:40:30.159 --> 00:40:32.800
They say. It's also going to include custom hot dogger

682
00:40:32.920 --> 00:40:36.920
racing suits and a finish line celebration in the Wieners Circle.

683
00:40:37.559 --> 00:40:39.920
I bet that's going to be an amazing finish.

684
00:40:39.679 --> 00:40:43.360
Line and the person will be.

685
00:40:45.159 --> 00:40:47.519
Because it probably won't be milk that they're dousing themselves

686
00:40:47.559 --> 00:40:48.280
with at the end.

687
00:40:50.960 --> 00:40:57.360
The five, or as Bonnie Blue calls it, Saturday.

688
00:40:59.639 --> 00:41:02.760
For all things Treehouse, go to Treehouse on air dot com.

689
00:41:03.519 --> 00:41:05.559
You start to find and follow us on social media

690
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as well. For me, it's at the Dan O'Malley. For Trey,

691
00:41:07.960 --> 00:41:10.159
it's at Tree Trinholme one, and for Raj it's at

692
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Comedian Raj. We'll see you back in here tomorrow for

693
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a frid Date edition of the Treehouse