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It is time to leave your worries outside and laugh
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with us inside the treehouse. I'm Daniel Malley along with
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Trade Trenholm and Raj Sharma. I'm going to jump right
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into this because I want to just basically rip the
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band aid off. I know I'm going to regret telling
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you this, but I have a new nickname, Saliva King
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m M. Are you rejecting it? Raj? That is not
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a nickname. Well, I don't know if you get to
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decide that, because whoever gives you the nickname is the
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one that uses it. I'm not saying you have to
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use it. I'm not saying I like it, in fact,
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that don't. I'm just saying someone gave me a new nickname,
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and that new nickname is Saliva King. You can reject
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it all you want, but that doesn't mean the person
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who named it, the person that named me, has to
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abide by your rejection.
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When you're telling this story, are you actively drooling for
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emphasis the point where you're like, I'll show you why.
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Luckily, I have enough control over it to where it
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doesn't flow out of my face uncontrollably, except in certain
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instances like Terra s has spit on it. You just
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get the build up. You're just like, woh, just the
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anticipation of eating something. But yeah, no, yeah no. The
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person who gave me this nickname said it while I
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had a lot of tools in my mouth. They called
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me saliva King because they'd never seen someone with so
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much spit. They said that normally people dry out after
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a few hours, but after five hours, I was still
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going wet and strong.
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I would have just named you Bonnie Blue.
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In case you haven't figured this out yet, due to
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the double ntuondras. The nickname was given to me by
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my dentist. Yeah, because five hours in the chair on
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Friday of getting a deep periodontal cleaning done on three
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quadrants of my mouth she had to put gauze underneath
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my tongue so when they did a bone graft, the
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saliva doesn't build up and then push the bone graft
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out right, kind of like rising flood. So she puts
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the gauze in to dry it out, and then she
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gets the bone graft to put in between my teeth,
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and by the time she comes back to my mouth,
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I've already soaked through the gaus. And that's when she
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tells me, my god, you're like the Saliva King. And
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I couldn't help but laugh because I thought of this
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moment where I get to tell my buddy's in the
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tree house my new nickname. As much as I'm going
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to regret it, I had to share it.
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Have you had a T shirt made yet?
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Say it again, tre Have you had a T shirt
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made yet? Not yet? I figured I'd leave that up
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to you guys. Mm hmm.
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We can take the Sanate King, the sanitizer, the Senate
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King logo and just make it Saliva King. I also
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think that was title King's nickname in prison.
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You're right, I mean first there was Sana King, then
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there was Tiger King, and now there's Saliva King.
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Yeah, you need drone show. You need drone reality show,
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and we can. We can follow you around and just
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see how it just how you salivate all day long.
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And look, dreams don't always turn out the way you want. Look,
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I dreamed of having superpowers and becoming Iron Man or
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Captain America. Instead I became saliva King because my superpower
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is producing superhuman amounts of spit. Lucky me.
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I figured you were a superman guy.
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I am, but his powers weren't given to him like
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he had those already, like the Flash. It was the
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big thing that happened and he became the Flash. Yeah,
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I've been America rich. Batman has had money. I believe though,
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that Iron Man is still a While he's technically not superhuman,
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he does have way far above average, above normal superhuman
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abilities in the brains department.
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Yeah, oh okay, I was gonna say without the suit,
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he gets shot and dies.
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The thing is, though, his his hand eye coordination is astounding.
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Yes, but it's it's just like that Man's the same thing.
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That Man's not a superhero. He's just a rich, crazy person.
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With abilities that far exceed the normal human.
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Okay, were you drawn to Iron Man because the first version.
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Ann has that big helmet.
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Yes, my younger self, little Danny could relate to a
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man in a big helmet for protection.
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His helmet's like mine.
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That said, mine doesn't open when I wanted to. Mine
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has a special key that I don't have access to.
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His doesn't have a chin strap, and he doesn't run
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into things near as often as I do.
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We both have voices helmet.
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Mine's also British.
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Just growing up in Oklahoma with your British imaginary friend.
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I like that, Sir Timmy John right hand man to
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the Slavic King Jesus. We congratulations, Dan, it's a.
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Can we can we call you s K for short?
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Sure? Which if you sound that out, what does it
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sound like? Suck? I could have taken on Thanos, just
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drowned him and spit. That's the that's the real end game.
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Yes it is. Doctor Strange is still there, just opening
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copious amounts of bortles. Yeah, the Doctor and the King
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are here. It's the team up we don't deserve. It's
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the one we need. Uh So, Yeah, Friday sucked. My
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periodontist actually sent me home with a muscle relaxer for
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my jaw for medical reasons. Mhm. Not because I had
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several tools. And actually it was because I had several
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tools in my mouth because for five hours, she's like,
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you might want a muscle relax because your TMJ is
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gonna be pretty pretty sore. Oh yeah it was. I
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don't recommend any of this.
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Yeah, well, I'll have to eventually get get it done.
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I'm just doing the just the real like just the
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superficial deep cleanings that they do in the in the
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very beginning. Yeah, but it will progress, obviously.
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It will. You'll eventually get to the point where they will,
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as my periodontists said, gently reflect the gums to expose
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higher up on the two so then they can get
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in there and clean it. They'll close it and maybe
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a bone graft, and then they'll close it up and
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stitch it and then you get to enjoy the aftermath
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of that. Now, to mention the going through it part,
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they typically do it like one half of the mouth
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at a time, Okay, and get and give it a
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couple of weeks in between. Okay. Yeah, yeah, I'm gonna
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start looking into that. Start saving up, yeah for sure,
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and shop around, get you a good quote. Maybe this
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is one of those times to go back to India
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to get some good deep dental cleaning done because that
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medical tourism will come in handy with this type of procedure.
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Yeah, well, I think I'm gonna be there to look
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at a tour. I think I'm gonna do that either
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end of November a very beginning of December.
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The comedy. Yeah, so do the tour and then after
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the tour, then do your thing. Don't do the thing
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first because it'll be hard to talk. Yeah. Yeah, but
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I think it'll be a fraction.
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I mean they were talking about when I had to
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when I was looking at having knee surgery, that it
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was going to cost about with everything and rehab in
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the hospital for two weeks was right around twenty five
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hundred bucks man.
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That's great. So since my dentist has nicknamed me the
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Saliva King, and you Raj also have periodontal disease, which
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means you too will have to have the same procedure
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eye done. Maybe you also have superhuman amounts of spit
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in your mouth, so you could be my sidekick. I
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am Saliva King and you could be Prince Spit. I
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was just gonna go with spit falcon on your left.
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Roofing and Restoration eight three three Cook DFW to get
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to talk about the restoration side of your business. You
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don't just do roofs, you do all sorts of construction
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projects for people. I hate the term one stop shop
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because I just hate the term, but you really are
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a phone number someone should have if they own a home,
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if there's anything they want done with the home, remodeling, construction,
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all these things, because you can make some dreams come
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true in addition to just fixing some stuff.
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Yeah, Dan, we take a lot of pride in what
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we do and we have the fortunate way of handling
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almost anything around your home. There are some things that
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we won't dabble in foundation those are specialized trades. The
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guys have to have a lot of special tools. We
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do know some foundation companies that we trust, and so
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we either refer good people to you if you need
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help with certain items, or we're able to do majority
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of it ourselves. And so outdoor patios we just where
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it came over promotion. We got two under construction right now,
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bathroom remodels. We just finished a huge bathroom remodel in Carrollton. Overall,
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you know, reenhancements of your property, as far as paint
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wall changes out, LVLS, kitchen remodel. I mean, you name it,
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We're going to tell you how.
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To do it.
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And so, yeah, just come out. We can go over
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the plans with you, some ideas that you have, tell
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you how realistic they are, give you a ballpark estimate
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of what you're looking for, because I think a lot
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of people are shocked at when they find out how
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much stuff costs sometimes, and so that's that's what we're
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Yeah, sometimes watching house Hunters and getting ideas and seeing
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the reality of those things in your home might be
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very different. That's why you got to have a professional
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DFW Today's recording date is October sixth, twenty twenty five.
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Exactly one year ago, a legend named Robert Adolph Bam died.
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Let us honor him with the first annual reading of
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his classic obituary, Maiestro Robert Adolf Bame, in accordance with
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his in accordance with his lifelong dedication to his own
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personal brand of decorum, muttered his last unintelligible and likely
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unnecessary curse on October six, twenty twenty four, shortly before
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tripping backward over some stupid motherfucking thing and hitting his
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head on the floor. Robert was born in Winters, Texas,
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to the late Walter Bame and Betty Smith on May sixth,
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nineteen fifty, after which God immediately and thankfully broke the
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mold and attempted to cover up the evidence. Raised Catholic
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Robert managed to get his wife Diane pregnant three times
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and just fast enough to barely miss getting drafted into
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the Vietnam War by fathering Michelle, John and Charlotte between
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nineteen sixty seven in nineteen seventy two, much later, with
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Robert possibly concerned about the brewing conflict in Grenada, Charles
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was born in nineteen eighty three. I love that this
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lack of military service was probably for the best, as
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when taking up shooting as a hobby in his later years,
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he managed to blow not one but two holes in
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the dash of his own car on two separate occasions,
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which unfortunately did not even startle, let alone surprise his
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dear wife Diane, who was much accustomed to such happenings
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in his presence, and may have actually been safer in
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the jungles of Vietnam the entire time while the world
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was in conflict elsewhere. Robert may do by learning to
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roof maintain traffic signs with the city of Ammilla and
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eventually becoming a semi professional truck driver, not to be
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confused with a professional semi truck driver with peace on
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the horizon, and Robert's attention somewhat counterintuitively drifted to weapons
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of war, also known as Raj's favorite part, spanning the
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historical and geographical spectrum from the lovel of nineteen thousand
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BC France to this buck of eighteen thirties Africa to
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the Mozendaghan m one eight nine to one of World
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War two eras Soviet Union. So many examples of these