Oct. 7, 2025

Spit Take Avengers | Tuesday October 7, 2025

Spit Take Avengers | Tuesday October 7, 2025

We start off today's show with Dan oversharing again.  This time, he tells us about his new nickname, and it's an odd one.  Next, we remember the passing of a titan, the obituary of Robert Adolph Boehm.  Rest In Power.  And then we play some Talk Back messages that tell us about an Indian radio station and then Cookie tells us about something to do with a slingshot.  

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Trade Trenholm and Raj Sharma. I'm going to jump right

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into this because I want to just basically rip the

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band aid off. I know I'm going to regret telling

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you this, but I have a new nickname, Saliva King

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m M. Are you rejecting it? Raj? That is not

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a nickname. Well, I don't know if you get to

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decide that, because whoever gives you the nickname is the

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one that uses it. I'm not saying you have to

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use it. I'm not saying I like it, in fact,

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that don't. I'm just saying someone gave me a new nickname,

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and that new nickname is Saliva King. You can reject

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it all you want, but that doesn't mean the person

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who named it, the person that named me, has to

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abide by your rejection.

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When you're telling this story, are you actively drooling for

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emphasis the point where you're like, I'll show you why.

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Luckily, I have enough control over it to where it

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doesn't flow out of my face uncontrollably, except in certain

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instances like Terra s has spit on it. You just

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get the build up. You're just like, woh, just the

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anticipation of eating something. But yeah, no, yeah no. The

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person who gave me this nickname said it while I

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had a lot of tools in my mouth. They called

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me saliva King because they'd never seen someone with so

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much spit. They said that normally people dry out after

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a few hours, but after five hours, I was still

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going wet and strong.

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I would have just named you Bonnie Blue.

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In case you haven't figured this out yet, due to

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the double ntuondras. The nickname was given to me by

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my dentist. Yeah, because five hours in the chair on

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Friday of getting a deep periodontal cleaning done on three

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quadrants of my mouth she had to put gauze underneath

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my tongue so when they did a bone graft, the

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saliva doesn't build up and then push the bone graft

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out right, kind of like rising flood. So she puts

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the gauze in to dry it out, and then she

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gets the bone graft to put in between my teeth,

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and by the time she comes back to my mouth,

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I've already soaked through the gaus. And that's when she

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tells me, my god, you're like the Saliva King. And

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I couldn't help but laugh because I thought of this

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moment where I get to tell my buddy's in the

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tree house my new nickname. As much as I'm going

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to regret it, I had to share it.

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Have you had a T shirt made yet?

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Say it again, tre Have you had a T shirt

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made yet? Not yet? I figured I'd leave that up

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to you guys. Mm hmm.

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We can take the Sanate King, the sanitizer, the Senate

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King logo and just make it Saliva King. I also

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think that was title King's nickname in prison.

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You're right, I mean first there was Sana King, then

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there was Tiger King, and now there's Saliva King.

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Yeah, you need drone show. You need drone reality show,

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and we can. We can follow you around and just

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see how it just how you salivate all day long.

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And look, dreams don't always turn out the way you want. Look,

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I dreamed of having superpowers and becoming Iron Man or

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Captain America. Instead I became saliva King because my superpower

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is producing superhuman amounts of spit. Lucky me.

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I figured you were a superman guy.

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I am, but his powers weren't given to him like

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he had those already, like the Flash. It was the

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big thing that happened and he became the Flash. Yeah,

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I've been America rich. Batman has had money. I believe though,

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that Iron Man is still a While he's technically not superhuman,

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he does have way far above average, above normal superhuman

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abilities in the brains department.

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Yeah, oh okay, I was gonna say without the suit,

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he gets shot and dies.

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The thing is, though, his his hand eye coordination is astounding.

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Yes, but it's it's just like that Man's the same thing.

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That Man's not a superhero. He's just a rich, crazy person.

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With abilities that far exceed the normal human.

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Okay, were you drawn to Iron Man because the first version.

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Ann has that big helmet.

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Yes, my younger self, little Danny could relate to a

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man in a big helmet for protection.

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His helmet's like mine.

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That said, mine doesn't open when I wanted to. Mine

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has a special key that I don't have access to.

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His doesn't have a chin strap, and he doesn't run

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into things near as often as I do.

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We both have voices helmet.

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Mine's also British.

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Just growing up in Oklahoma with your British imaginary friend.

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I like that, Sir Timmy John right hand man to

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the Slavic King Jesus. We congratulations, Dan, it's a.

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Can we can we call you s K for short?

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Sure? Which if you sound that out, what does it

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sound like? Suck? I could have taken on Thanos, just

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drowned him and spit. That's the that's the real end game.

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Yes it is. Doctor Strange is still there, just opening

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copious amounts of bortles. Yeah, the Doctor and the King

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are here. It's the team up we don't deserve. It's

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the one we need. Uh So, Yeah, Friday sucked. My

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periodontist actually sent me home with a muscle relaxer for

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my jaw for medical reasons. Mhm. Not because I had

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several tools. And actually it was because I had several

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tools in my mouth because for five hours, she's like,

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you might want a muscle relax because your TMJ is

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gonna be pretty pretty sore. Oh yeah it was. I

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don't recommend any of this.

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Yeah, well, I'll have to eventually get get it done.

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I'm just doing the just the real like just the

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superficial deep cleanings that they do in the in the

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very beginning. Yeah, but it will progress, obviously.

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It will. You'll eventually get to the point where they will,

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as my periodontists said, gently reflect the gums to expose

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higher up on the two so then they can get

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in there and clean it. They'll close it and maybe

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a bone graft, and then they'll close it up and

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stitch it and then you get to enjoy the aftermath

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of that. Now, to mention the going through it part,

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they typically do it like one half of the mouth

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at a time, Okay, and get and give it a

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couple of weeks in between. Okay. Yeah, yeah, I'm gonna

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start looking into that. Start saving up, yeah for sure,

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and shop around, get you a good quote. Maybe this

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is one of those times to go back to India

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to get some good deep dental cleaning done because that

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medical tourism will come in handy with this type of procedure.

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Yeah, well, I think I'm gonna be there to look

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at a tour. I think I'm gonna do that either

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end of November a very beginning of December.

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The comedy. Yeah, so do the tour and then after

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the tour, then do your thing. Don't do the thing

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first because it'll be hard to talk. Yeah. Yeah, but

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I think it'll be a fraction.

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I mean they were talking about when I had to

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when I was looking at having knee surgery, that it

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was going to cost about with everything and rehab in

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the hospital for two weeks was right around twenty five

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hundred bucks man.

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That's great. So since my dentist has nicknamed me the

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Saliva King, and you Raj also have periodontal disease, which

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means you too will have to have the same procedure

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eye done. Maybe you also have superhuman amounts of spit

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in your mouth, so you could be my sidekick. I

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am Saliva King and you could be Prince Spit. I

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was just gonna go with spit falcon on your left.

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Exactly one year ago, a legend named Robert Adolph Bam died.

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Let us honor him with the first annual reading of

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his classic obituary, Maiestro Robert Adolf Bame, in accordance with

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his in accordance with his lifelong dedication to his own

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personal brand of decorum, muttered his last unintelligible and likely

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unnecessary curse on October six, twenty twenty four, shortly before

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tripping backward over some stupid motherfucking thing and hitting his

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head on the floor. Robert was born in Winters, Texas,

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to the late Walter Bame and Betty Smith on May sixth,

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nineteen fifty, after which God immediately and thankfully broke the

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mold and attempted to cover up the evidence. Raised Catholic

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Robert managed to get his wife Diane pregnant three times

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and just fast enough to barely miss getting drafted into

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the Vietnam War by fathering Michelle, John and Charlotte between

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nineteen sixty seven in nineteen seventy two, much later, with

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Robert possibly concerned about the brewing conflict in Grenada, Charles

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was born in nineteen eighty three. I love that this

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lack of military service was probably for the best, as

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when taking up shooting as a hobby in his later years,

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he managed to blow not one but two holes in

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the dash of his own car on two separate occasions,

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which unfortunately did not even startle, let alone surprise his

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dear wife Diane, who was much accustomed to such happenings

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in his presence, and may have actually been safer in

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the jungles of Vietnam the entire time while the world

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was in conflict elsewhere. Robert may do by learning to

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roof maintain traffic signs with the city of Ammilla and

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eventually becoming a semi professional truck driver, not to be

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confused with a professional semi truck driver with peace on

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the horizon, and Robert's attention somewhat counterintuitively drifted to weapons

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of war, also known as Raj's favorite part, spanning the

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historical and geographical spectrum from the lovel of nineteen thousand

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BC France to this buck of eighteen thirties Africa to

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the Mozendaghan m one eight nine to one of World

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War two eras Soviet Union. So many examples of these

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mainstream hobbyist items litter his small Clarendon, Texas apartment that

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one of them may very well have been the item

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referenced in his aforementioned eloquent final epitaph. A man of

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many interests, Robert was not to be entranced by historical

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weapons alone, but also had a pinched for fashion, frequently

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seen about town wearing the latest trend and homemade leather moccasins,

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a wide collection of unconventional hats and boldly mismatched shirts

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and pants. Robert also kept a wide selection of harmonica's

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on hand, not to play personally, but to prompt his

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beloved dogs to howl continuously at odd hours of the night,

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to entertain his many neighbors, and occasionally to give to

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his many, many many grandchildren and great grandchildren to play

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loudly during long trips with their parents. Earlier this year

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twenty twenty four, in February, God finally showed mercy upon Diane,

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getting her the hell out of there for some well

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earned peace and quiet. Without Diane to gleefully entertain, Robert

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shifted his creative focus to the entertainment of you, the

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fine townspeople of Clarendon, Texas, over the last eight months.

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If you have not met Robert or seen his road

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show yet, you probably would have soon. We've all done

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our best to enjoy slash weather Robert's antics up to

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this point, but he has God's problem now. Robert's farewell

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tour will be held or was held, Monday, October fourteenth,

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twenty twenty four, at ten am at Memorial Park Funeral Home,

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sixty nine sixty nine outfitting East Interstate forty Highway, Amarillo, Texas,

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seventy nine one one eight. The family encourages you to

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dust off whatever outdated or inappropriate combination of clothing you

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have available to attend. A tip jar will be available

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in the front. Flowers are also acceptable. The legend Robert

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Adolph Bam died one year ago today. May his memory

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outlast us all, and this obituary live forever. This is

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one of those obituaries. This is one of those things

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that I think we should put in some type of capsule,

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so when aliens come and if we're long gone, whether

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at their hands or our own, they find the capsule

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that tells the story of the of the human race,

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and in there needs to be this obituary.

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Also, he was born in nineteen fifty, which is old enough, Like,

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which is being born in that year, you're aware that

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you shouldn't name anybody Adolph anymore?

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Yeah? Yeah, that and they still did that really set

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a tone. Yeah, So now I will say his Adolph

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middle name was spelled with a pH and not an F.

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So maybe his parents thought it was okay if they

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went with the more formal fuuh. But yeah, you're right,

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being born in nineteen fifty, the Adolph thing should have

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been way out of favor by then. Yeah.

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Yeah, they already knew, like this one's gonna be terrible.

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Name of Madolf we can already tell.

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It is amazing too, because in addition to the to

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the humor in this obituary, there's a little bit of

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a history lesson in here, and when you talk about

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his attention drifting to weapons of war spanning the historical

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and geographical spectrum from the at Lottl of nineteen thousand

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BC France to the fuck of eighteen thirties Africa.

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Do ten thousand BC.

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Yes, France, nineteen thousand BC France. All I'm saying is

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it makes me wonder did he he had to have

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gone into the pawn shops in Texas and specifically ask

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for the for the weapons from these eras, Like did

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the guys on Pond Stars ever get asked about the

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at Lottle What did he ask for them?

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Or was there a brilliant pawn shop owner who was like, oh, Robert,

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look what I just found.

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That looks like a rake? No, no, this is nineteen

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thousand BC France, known from the tribe, coming from the

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tribe at level just making shit up. That's great. And

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then and then he just grabs like a kids slingshot

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from like nineteen fifty five and says that that's from

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the some fuck up tribe of the eighteen thirties Africa.

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You sure that's not just a slingshot? No, no, this

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is jungle warfare.

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But I like how you make that whatever that instrument is.

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When you do it, it doesn't sound African at all.

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It just sounds like a Vietnamese restaurant.

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Can I can I get the number four? There's some

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that would steamed noodles rice straight. There's there's no other

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now rice classic.

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It's a classic cuisine of the eighteen thirty Africans. It's

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now known as General SOA's chicken.

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But then, well I believe, uh Robert here believed in

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the origin terms. And then you sound like you're choking

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when you say the lottle. It's very epiglottal. When I

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say a bottle.

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Sounds like a weapon. You would like you named it underwater.

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That's what it sounds like. Maybe it was an underwater

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weapon at first. It shouldn't be that for the saliva King.

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You should be able to roll that off your tongue.

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Well as the saliva king. My secret weapon is gleeking.

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And what was the third what was the third weapon?

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Uh?

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The third one was the mosenn nagat M one eight

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nine to one of World War two era Soviet Union.

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Okay, so he uses a Soviet weapon. His middle name

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is Adolph. I don't there's something else going on here.

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There was something else happened in winter Texas.

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But he was also curious about the Lottle of nineteen

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thousand BC France. Nineteen thousand BC France. That sounds that

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sounds incorrect. But here's the thing, Raj, I'm not going

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to look any of this up to verify any of

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this information. As far as I'm concerned, this is all

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true and accurate. I don't want to know otherwise. Okay.

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If Robert Adolph Bame thought the at lottl of nineteen

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thousand BC France were real, then I believe they're real. Okay.

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I am a little fuzzy though on the symbactric of

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eighteen thirties Africa.

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Yeah, especially when you say it like that.

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tree House talkback here inside the Treehouse. Hey, guys, what's up?

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Is just sneekad.

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I was just going to ask Raj, Hey, Raj, did

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you know that, uh, there is an Indian radio station.

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I caught it today.

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It's ninety two point nine, and uh, yeah, I'm not

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gonna lie man, I've been I've been jamming on it

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for a while. Anyway, I saidn't know if rog knew

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it was there, or if it's just a secret that

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he's been not telling anyone.

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All right, guess you'll have a good day. Ninety two

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point nine, Raj, the Indian radio station you are familiar?

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Yes, I think it's there's one four point nine which

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is financial radios what's called? And I think they have

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that station that that band channel and then that channel

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as well, and then there's another one that's one of

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five seven somewhere in there, which is a different but

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there's like two.

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Of them now. Yeah, yeah, So the one that JC

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was jamming out to, as he said, ninety two point

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nine could get real confusing if you're hitting the scan

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or the Sikh button on your radio and you're expecting

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Bo Roberts and instead you get Bo Sharma.

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Yeah, that would be a different seak button, that would

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be Sikh. And if your car comes with that button

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it was programmed for Indian stuff.

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It would be a little alarming if you get in

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the car and you were expecting to hear Bo Roberts

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and on ninety two five, but instead you landed on

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ninety two nine and you're getting Punjabi radio. It's gonna

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be a very different sound, and you might have it.

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You might be you might be fearful, thinking like, oh no,

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iheart's done it again. They've killed off another legend. What

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if it's still both Honestly, it could still be Bo

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just trying out a new character. Yeah, that's what I say.

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Like when he goes to commercial break on ninety two five,

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he switches over to ninety two.

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Nine to introduce the next song.

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Now that's a show I would tune into just to

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hear him name those songs out.

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Both stations play in Nirvana brilliant yep. I have listened

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a little bit to the to that station years ago.

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When you first told me about that, I was like,

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you're kidding, because I listened to very eye opening. Yeah.

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First, uh one of four nine was the first ever

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North American radio station. Yeah, I believe North America, maybe

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just in the United States, and think Canada might have

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already had one.

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So Indians in Canada of Indian music music, got okay, gotcha? Yeah?

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All right.

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Well now they have like like they have the HD channels,

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so you can like if you have an HD thing

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in your car, you can skip and there's like multiple

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channels that you can listen to cool stuff too as well.

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There you go, going deeper underneath the normal bandwidth, which,

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by the way, if you're curious and you really really

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really missed the edge, it's still there. It's just buried

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on one of those HD two channels. I think it's on.

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It might be on ninety seven ones HD two channel.

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Is it still the same format? Yes, Oh, very cool.

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Yeah, just saying it, that's what you're looking for. Let's

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get back into talkback here.

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Hey, guys, just wondered Joel slash Cookie here. When I

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was growing up, I was in Rule America and I

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got a sling shot for Christmas. So I'm wondering where

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I'm gonna get.

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And it cut off? I had it? Or did he

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just not off? Because Cookie sound cooked? I feel like

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he was building to something there, and I think our

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recording on the website has a two minute maximum.

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I feel like when he says he got a sling shot,

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he was the target of a sling shot and he

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didn't have you know, Danny's helmet.

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Got it happens. Yeah, when I heard this, I wondered,

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like what what was he trying to go get? Also,

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is this possibly the premise for a sequel to a

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Christmas story, like you know Ralphie had the Red Rider

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BB gun and and cousin Cookie Because cousin Cookie got

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his sling shot and then goes on adventures. I guess

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I don't know, but it did. It did leave me wondering,

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and I want Cookie. I need Joel flash Cookie. I

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need you to call back in and finish that message

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because I want to know what it is that you

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were after with your sling shot.

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And you don't want to name anything cousin cookie just.

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Like I think it's all on how you say it.

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Oh gotcha? Okay, Like like if you want to call

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cousin cookie cool, but if you want to make a

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cousin cookie sandwich, see the difference or here the difference? Yeah,

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for sure. And you said that whoever gives you the nickname?

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So I want to know who gave him the nickname cookie.

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I think it's because he's a cook and maybe he

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was a cook on the trails back in the day,

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and that's how you got the nickname cookie.

476
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Okay, I mean that was my first guess. Was that was,

477
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you know, for the cook hey Cookie?

478
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But or it's also possible he just really likes cookies.

479
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You get named after what you love. He loves those cookies. Yep.

480
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Well it was either that or pussy dragon. That's spit falcons.

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