Stopping By Unannounced | Episode 92 | The Treehouse Podcast

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Welcome inside the tree House. It's
time to leave your warriors outside and come

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laugh with us inside the Treehouse.
Us being me, Dan Mall Hint,

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Trey Trenholm, and another hymn Raj
Sharma unless they've changed their pronouns and forgot

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to tell me. And if you
do, just you know, shoot me

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a memo or a text or or
a photo of your new profile. Pick

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I'll get the hint. Coming up
on this episode of the Treehouse, a

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very very very stupid episode of the
Treehouse, as most of them are,

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but this one I think. I
think today we will reach new lows.

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At least that's my hope in today's
show. Wrong answers only some very nice

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things for Trey. And it's important
that I reiterate this, even though I

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am twenty two hundred miles away.
Do not knock on my door uninvited.

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Do not show up to my house
without announcing yourself and getting consent from me

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beforehand. This is not new.
This is old. This is something that

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I have felt basically my entire adult
life. I even once had when I

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was the ripe old age of nineteen
living in south central Arlington, just north

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of Pioneer Parkway off of Cooper had
a friend from Plano drop by. It

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was a tough lesson he learned that
day. And Mark, I understand you're

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probably still a little but hurt about
it. But I'm not opening my door

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for anyone who was not invited.
What ye preach, Jake, take us

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to church, Well you can't because
nobody's coming. Nobody's allowed to come in

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the church. Not my church.
I mean when church's doors are open,

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mine aren't. Yeah. See,
I've never I've never subscribed to the sitcom

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idea that my door is always unlocked
and any neighbor or anybody I know or

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have ever known, may freely come
and go as they please. I do

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not want a Kramer in my life. I don't like the idea of walking

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across the hall and coming into I
don't like you walking across the hall coming

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into my apartment eating all my food
like friends. And I especially don't like

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when people just drop by and just
drop stuff off, and they knock on

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the door and be like, hey, you need to talk to me.

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Jehovah's witnesses, I'm talking to you. That's sad. Now, first you

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to me, there are two different
things there you're talking about number one,

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which is just people you know coming
by unexpectedly. That's one thing. Ye

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equal big note and as big of
a no no, and typically more dangerous.

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Don't ever just come walk We may
be best friends. Don't ever just

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open my door and stroll in.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, it's called

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manners. Yea. When I was
in college, my everybody knew. My

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front door was always unlocked, so
you could just walk in if you wanted

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to be watching TV. My train
brothers would come over and just walk in

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the door to go straight to the
kitchen, grab a beer, and come

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sit down. Yeah, didn't bother
me. It was very nice. It's

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nice to have people come over and
spend time. Okay, you know how

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at least knock. You know how. People say there's two types of people

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in the world, and they always, you know, pick two random things

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that are opposed. Like one of
those things is there are two types of

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people in this world. People that
like cilantro, people that don't like cilantro.

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There's two types of people in this
world. People that feel guilt and

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have to help you clean the house
just because you're doing it, versus the

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other type of person. We'll to
just sit there and watch movies and not

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give a damn. That's two types
of people, and then two other types

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of people that we've known for many
years is you either stand to wipe your

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ass after you poop, or you
sit and you sitters are weird and I

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don't trust you. And then then
there's the new one. Now we have

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learned there are two types of people
in the world. The people that are

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fine with you kicking in the front
door and just coming on in like you

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have a standing invitation, or there's
people like me and Trey, which is

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you better at least knock first,
otherwise you're gonna get shot. D You

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are apparently the open door policy guy. I'm more you're more than welcome,

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uh to come by it. I
don't. I'm not when you guys,

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when you guys do this, like
these scenarios in your head, like you

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better, I'll have a gun next
to me. I'm like, who's coming

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to are you? Like to quote
Mark Ag are you fucking Jason Bourne?

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Like who are you that you're worried
that somebody's coming to get you. I'm

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a person who is very very few
people know where I live. There are

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very few people in the face of
the earth could actually go I want to

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go to treys and know what door
to go to, so and they all

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know they're gonna call or text me
and say, hey, I'm gonna stop

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by beforehand. So if you just
if someone's just knocking on my door unexpectedly,

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that's not good. And yes,
I'm going to have a thirty eight

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special behind my back before I open
the door. That's sad. No,

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that's called being prepared. Because things, bad things, RAJ, bad things.

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I just saw a headline that said
some guys sexually assaulted women who are

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walking home. Oh okay, and
and and these things happen where someone will

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knock on your door and then you
know they rob you or shoot you or

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Yeah. I love the idea that
you think a person who's coming to your

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place to injure you, well just
knock and just sit and wait and wait

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for you to open the door.
They would probably just kick it in and

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start to shooting. This is how
I know you're not a criminal, because

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Raj. And sometimes it's good to
distract your opponent. So someone that's coming

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to your door to do bad things
too, you might actually knock on your

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front door. So then perhaps someone
sneaking around the back, or someone knocks

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on the front door because they're weird
and just feel like being polite before they

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rob you or shoot you in the
face. The point is bad things can

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happen. And I'm reminded of the
Sebastian Maniscalo bit that I saw recently where

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he talks about, you know,
the difference in twenty years, you know,

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between you know company and you know, hiding from people at your front

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door. I'm of the mindset that
I just don't I don't like surprises across

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the board, and that carries over
into I don't like surprises at in the

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front door. So okay, so
let's say this. Let's say, you

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know, we we wrap up the
show, you know, on the Friday

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or whatever, and I go,
you know what, I have just a

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hankering to go see my buddy Dan, and I hop on a plane and

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I fly. I'm like, I'm
gonna surprise my buddy's Dan and Tara,

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and I get to your island,
I find randomly somehow where you live,

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and I find a taxi to take
me to that place. I just say,

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the lady kidnapping goats, can you
take me to where she takes them

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and I knock on your door.
What then happens? I have to shoot

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you. I'm sorry. But if
you've gone to that much trouble to hunt

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me down, then you have bad
intentions. I'm not hunt you down.

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I'm coming by to say hi because
I missed you, buddy. No,

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it is hunting because you don't know
where I live. You you just know

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an island in the Caribbean. You
know you can tell the airline to get

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you there, but from there you
have to hunt to find me. But

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I'm not as much as I love
you, i'd be forced to shoot you.

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I'm sorry. He doesn't know that. He doesn't know who's on the

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other side of his doors. What
stranger lurks? That's right, because Raj,

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you've known me for over twenty years. You know to announce yourself beforehand,

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you know, to ask, hey, Dan, mind if I come

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see you, in which case I'd
be like, yeah, cool. But

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if you don't, now, I
know something is suspicious and someone's probably holding

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a gun to your head making you
hunt me down so they can do bad

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stuff, in which case, me
putting you down right then and there would

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be doing you a favor because then
at least a friend is shooting you as

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opposed to someone that plans to do
bad things to see my wife and her

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goat. So you wouldn't shoot the
guy who's got me a gunpoint you're gonna

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shoot me first. Well, I
don't know where that guy is, but

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you're right front of me, and
if I shoot you, then he's gonna

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pop out of whatever bush he's hiding
behind because he's gonna be stunned. He's

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like, oh my god, this
guy's crazy. He just shot one of

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his best friends. I don't stand
a chance. I'm gonna run away.

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Yeah you should. Wow, that
is a That is a phenomenal scenario.

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And you're start it all up at
the top of my head. You two

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are the reason why people don't just
swing by and go hey, you know

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what, let me just see how
they're doing. Good. That's so sad.

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Good, it's not sad. Just
hey, hey, you mind if

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I come by? Stop buying thirty
minutes whatever? Like, that's that's just

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manners. Yes, I'm with trade. It's it's twofold. One, I

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don't like surprises across the board,
and two it is a manners thing.

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Uh, it's polite. To just
to ask someone if you can come over,

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I supposed to just you know,
demanding it or feeling entitled to walk

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into my house. Yeah, but
like Sebastian talks about in that joke,

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like you didn't have people come by
like at night and you're like, you

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know, you're wrapped like every but
he's unwinding. Everybody's had dinner, and

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like the doorbell rings and and there's
you know, you run to the door

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because you want to see who it
is, and then there's like a family

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friend outside and like the excitement and
joy like, oh no, get not

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only is he are they here to
say hi and check up on us?

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And how cool is that? But
we get to stay up like another thirty

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minutes while they have tea and conversate
with the folks. First of all,

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if when I was a kid,
if I ran to the door and opened

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it and didn't know who was on
the other side, I'm getting my ass

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whipped. Did you guys were there
dungeon doors? What? Like what you

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didn't have like a peep hole that
you could look out of it? You

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can't see it? Yeah, little
Tray was too short. Oh, poor

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little Tray. I mean we had
we had a nice door where you could

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see who was on the other side
of it, and we also had the

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no soliciting sign, so oh yeah, those work. It's witness that that

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does not work. We never had
them until my dad started talking to the

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Jehovah's witnesses. When he was going, like, he started talking, went

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to check the mail, and they
saw the no soliciting thing, and so

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they kept going. I think it's
because of people like you. They were

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scared of might shoot them for not
obeying to the sign that you bought at

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home depot. My dad was checking
the mail and started talking them and invited

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them inside, and basically it was
like, hey, feel free to stop

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by any time. So they did. But outside of that, we never

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got bugged by anybody, and it
was always family friends that came in.

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It was late at night and it
was great. My parents would make tea

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and bring out snacks and you're like, oh, this is great, and

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they would catch up. Maybe it
was because my parents fought so much that

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we didn't really get much company,
because even if someone had the idea,

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by the time they got within a
half mile of our house, they would

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have heard the screaming and thought you
know what, maybe let's just go home.

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They didn't stop to go Hey,
let's check in and see if we

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can help. You should have heard
the screaming at a certain point, like

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you you you hear, and you're
like it was other we can do for

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those people. Well, that's just
sad. The other thing is, and

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this may be more a tune with
reality. When I was very young,

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we lived in the country like we
lived the sticks of Oklahoma. So if

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someone just popped by, that was
a vagrant, that was someone who had

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bad intentions, because anyone else would
be maybe just pick up the phone or

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shout through the barboar Ham coming over. But also, and there's some after

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watching that whole Indian Predator series.
The thing culturally, I'm sure you don't

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worry about the strangers. It's the
people in your family that are gonna kill

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you. Speak yeah, okay,
real quick, very much. Speaking of

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which, the strangers, the movie
The Strangers that right there, RAJ,

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go watch that movie that right there. Will teach you to never hope for

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a random visitor to your house.
That's all I gotta say about that.

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Okay, Now tell me more tray
about the Indian murderers. Oh gosh,

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it's a whole series on Netflix.
Yeah, of course it is. When

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it comes to when it comes to
serial killing, we like to keep it

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in the family. They don't.
We don't rely on the help of strangers.

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The last one I watched was called
Curry and Cyin. That's good.

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That's a really good one. It's
the name of it. It's Jolly something,

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but it's it's this very American sounding
name. Jolly Yeah, family,

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Jolly Joseph. Yeah, that's it, Jolly Joseph. Yeah. And she

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uh, just wiping them out.
She just kind of infiltrated a family and

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took it over. And if you
didn't like it, you were going to

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die. Yeah, hand that rocks
the cradle style. No, it's more

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like, yeah, I mean if
you combine that in like the shining Yeah,

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she just uh, she just showed
up. Uh. It was they

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got married. Uh, and then
she was like, oh, I don't

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like your sister so death, and
I don't like your death, your parents

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death. Everybody's like, man,
the unfortunate luck. This family's happy.

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Meanwhile that the ladies just kind of
like, I know, what's what's happening.

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She did her two sons, I
believe she allowed to live. She

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liked them. She basically married into
a family and really didn't like him and

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just killed them all exactly. It
was so she basically lived out one of

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Trey's fever dreams. Yeah, and
they were just like, man, it's

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just and then uh and I think
they were burying them like in the backyards

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Clopeck style. Okay, yeah,
yeah, so like as to avoid autopsies

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and things like this, it's like
we'll just have the have a memorial.

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But then the bodies are in the
back they just next to the cat.

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Yeah, that's pretty much what they
were. They didn't get a mark er,

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you didn't get anything. They had
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really good so even to our listeners, go watch Korean. It's really good.

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It's a it's a terrible title.
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to go back to my favorite Indian
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but she was where that comes from. She was mixing it into their

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food. Uh and and sometimes slowly. Sometimes it wasn't like to kill you

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immediately, which was what cyanide will
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it was cool. She was playing
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you know what, I'm gonna get
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reason why. This is another reason
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our conversation about not liking random people

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showing up at our door. This
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couple of days ago, and that
is have you ever wanted to have?

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Was years ago? What was it
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like a fifty caliber gun turret on
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you know, for home defense.
You can get up there and just you

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know, no Raj, not you, Okay, maybe just me anyway you

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home defense. Come on. Look, this story that I saw the other

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day reminded me about how much I
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And technology apparently has started to catch
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you're going to appreciate this as well, because not in America, but out

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of another country, Slovenia, a
Slovenian startup has created a smart security camera

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that will shoot paintballs at people you
don't want on your property. Okay,

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let's see Treys. Trey's like yeah, I could see the benefit to this.

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He's got a smile. Raj looks
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guys and Trey's head. He's already
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of that yet you haven't trade.
The first thing I thought of was changing

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the paintballs to to nine millimeter.
Oh wow, or even a step,

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even a step further, just for
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the security camera and doing the little
little blow darts. I think that'd be

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fun. That's just that it's people
like you that write in like plots into

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Bond movies where it's sharks with lasers. That's that's it's people with your minds

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that I have like because you see
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who comes up with that? You
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I take that as a compliment,
thank you. So I'm just so disappointed.

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No, but it really is the
big You've never do you have a

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doorbell cam? Do you have a
ring cam? Google? Nest thing?

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Doorbell? No? Why why would
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likes the surprises. He wants people
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Trey and I don't, so we're
going to be in the market for this

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new security camera that will choose violence. A big thinking Slovenian startup has created

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a curious smart camera that doesn't just
spy on your visitors, but will actively

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open fire on potential intruders with paintball
pellets or even tear gas rounds. Ohell

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yeah, with ultra high precision do
it yourself home security systems are, of

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course commonplace, clever and simple.
In this case, it's paint cam Eve,

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an armed home security camera with an
itchy trigger finger. I haven't seen

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Trey look this happy in a very
long time. See in my mind,

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I've got the scene like out out
of the Avengers, where you know Iron

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Man, he can just lock onto
everybody and then so you've got the system

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of your house and it just locks
on each person's get locked on. Yeah,

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that's that's just the saddest I don't
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I don't know you guys. Let
a boy dream For the listeners. You

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have to subscribe so you can watch
the phone video just when Dan's reading the

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story. The joy that watches over
Trey's face is worth every pity. I

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haven't seen you don't try and take
my Sparkle rush. But I know what

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to get you for Christmas. I'll
have it shipped. I'm not dropping it

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off at your door. You can
drop it off on my tour. Just

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don't knock there we go. Or
if I don't recommend knocking and running,

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yeah, I don't do that anyway. Paint Cam EVE. Paint Cam EVE

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uses automatic target marking, face recognition, and AI based decision making to identify

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unfamiliar visitors to your property day or
night. It then gives ED two oh

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nine style warnings to anyone that it
doesn't know. Roj you you know who

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ED two to nine is? Is
that the computer from what's the movie I'm

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brain porting on? Are you thinking? Are you thinking of two thousand and

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one A Space Odyssey? Yes?
No, that's how? How? How

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was Colder in his methods? ED
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in the evolution of OCP's police program
after RoboCop, so ED two nine was

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the big machine that got a little, got a little carried away with its

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uh enforcement, gotcha anyway? If
they failed to comply and take off within

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the time limit EVE. If they
failed to comply and don't take off within

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the time limit, Eve will start
firing off pinkball pellets that will mark the

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intruder for later police identification. That's
just what we as a society. What

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are we doing? I wonder if
you could use charts dream Away Track Dream

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the little dream you are listening to. The Treehouse visits online at Treehouse on

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done. That is Cook DFW do. Speaking of work that you have done,

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Daniel, is there a recent project
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proud of? Well, Daniel,
I mean, I'm trying to think what's

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the best one. The largest one
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a good one. So a house
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water damage, sustained interior damage all
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and the water started on the top
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whole top floor and then flooded out
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out of all the sheet rock,
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like that, and then you know, within about eighty five days, we

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fixtures, face plates, I mean
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out great. The homeowners were very
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anything from start to finish, and
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over to them with almost zero problems
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be able to trust the person doing
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one of these days we may we may

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redo the we may redo the treehouse. If we ever just had to make

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it all fancy, they're gonna be
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it up nice for us if and
then of course we'll also have our doorbell

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camera at two o nine. Yeah, something, you can't We can't even

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get the roof done because of your
odd paranoiase. Uh, we can't even

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we can't even get the treehouse renovated
because apparently they're going to take the nail

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gun and kill us. No,
they wouldn't do that. Cook The AFOW

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is very responsible and they also announced
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nothing to worry about. Raja,
tell you what when when we we do

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open that treeoss facility like that train
and I will be be on the inside

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and you can it in the lawn
chair in front of the treehouse and welcome

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people before they get shot. Okay, that's so I'm luring them to their

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death. That's my job. Now
you're not luring showing up anyway. Yeah,

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we have this. So we have
the door, like we have a

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door here in the house and that's
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there's two doors and then that locks. So we can just be sitting there

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and see who comes up. And
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I don't like that because then they
can see in what is what do you

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guys do? Are y'all cooking meth? What are you doing? What is

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happening in this out? You're stealing
goats and cooking math? Is that when

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you move to the island the drug
business was better. Were weird things just

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happened when you when you moved on. I can't explain it if if you

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come, you'll feel figure it out
as a customs stops you with the baby

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goat inside your carry on anyway.
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Cook df W a cookdfw dot com. Last week we discussed traces depression

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and we talked about a little bit
more in the Treehouse Plus episode from you

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Know Today whatever. It was Treehouse
Plus twenty five. And there are some

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nice things for Trey that I that
I want to tell him, but before

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we do that, I need to
mention some other nice things, which include

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Verma Fest. We need to mention
that because we have not been holding up

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our end of the bargain as far
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mean me, So we're going to
correct that right now. We mentioned a

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couple of weeks ago here in the
Treehouse verma Fest number two is happening.

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That is the big concert headliner Drowning
Pool at the Factory in deep Elum benefiting

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Pause in the City in memory of
Mark Verma, the one time president of

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Pause in the City. The only
thing that stopped Mark Verma for rescuing animals

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was cancer was dying, and so
to honor him and to raise more money

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for continued rescue of North Texas dogs. Vermafest was born, and this year

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the headliner is Drowning Pool. So
Mark Mark loved a handful of things,

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one of which was metal music and
another thing was rescuing dogs. So the

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good folks that Pause in the city
merged the two into a mega fundraising event

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known as Vermafest. And there's good
news. We have a discount code for

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take advantage of. With the coupon code

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give you a nice coupon discount. And

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the event itself. There's merch specifically
for Vermafest. There's information on the daytime

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show happening at Three Nations Brewing in
Carrollton. There's also information about the concert

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that night again headlining headline headlined by
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tickets use the promo code Treehouse ten
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or you can pay full price and
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the money. Either way, whatever
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You get to go enjoy the concert, have a great time in memory

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of our friend Mark Verma, and
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I have a feeling like that song
Trey would attach that to his jart

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shooting ring camera with the drowning pools
lit, the bodies of the floor just

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starts playing as people are getting jarted. Oh yes, absolutely, as the

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the AMMO comes out of the violence
doorbell camera. Yes that, I'm sure

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that that's the original name of it. And then somebody would know, well,

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that won't sell, and they were
wrong, because I'm pretty sure if

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either of you saw something named violence
ring camera, you would buy it.

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All I'm saying is I wouldn't mind
if my next doorbell camera had a violence

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mode. Violence mode. Wow.
Like my parents would make tea they had

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like they had a little they had
a little tin that was for snacks when

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guests would come, even if they
were unannounced. And that came out.

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That was the good snacks like the
cat. There were cashoes and almonds and

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like all these little Indian mixture things. And that's very sweet. But you

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know, for those of us you
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is. But all I'm saying is, if your doorbell camera had a violence

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mode on it, I really don't
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with your packages. Yes, okay, that I And again, uh,

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when when I did save Christmas for
for some some people, there was no

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violence used. I used my trustee
cell phone and I caught said porch pirate.

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police that you called. And what
happened, what happened to him after that?

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They probably just got let go.
No, this way they learn a

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lesson. That's right, not only
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camera, but also a lovely soundtrack
to go with it. I think that's

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all I can play before we get
copyright flagged on YouTube. Now. It

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just sounded like somebody yelled out the
name Flow very aggressively. Uh he he

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had a quote, as the officer
said, And here's the thing. There

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was no threat of violence. The
Addison police Tahoe was pulling up towards him

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and he just put everything on the
ground and sat down and he said I

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did it, and they're like cool, And they ran his ran his license

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or his ID whatever, and he
had quote big boy warrants. So he

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was going away for a while,
as was told to me by the wonderful

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police officers in Addison. But see
again, no violence. I saw him

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doing it. I got on my
phone. He got three he's getting three

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meals a day. Yeah, but
it wouldn't have been really funny though,

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if when you saw him stealing packages
from people's front porches, if one of

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them was Trey's apartment and then he
tried stumbling away holding a package with forty

405
00:31:47.200 --> 00:31:48.960
jarts sticking out of his face.
No, because I feel I feel like

406
00:31:49.000 --> 00:31:52.119
anytime you put Trey's apartment in it, it goes from a rescue to a

407
00:31:52.160 --> 00:32:06.960
recovery, like now I'm not even
rendering day kind of goes to search and

408
00:32:07.000 --> 00:32:12.000
recovery. Yeah. I'm just really
glad that our cameras for this show do

409
00:32:12.119 --> 00:32:16.039
not go below the waist because I
don't need to see any more than Trey's

410
00:32:16.039 --> 00:32:22.400
smile right now. Yeah, I
agree, Yeah, speaking of nice things.

411
00:32:22.440 --> 00:32:30.200
In addition to coupon code for Vermifest
that is happening in June, we

412
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also have a new website. If
you haven't noticed, go to Treehouse on

413
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Air dot com. Got a lovely
new website up and running, very proud

414
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of that. It's got all sorts
of shows and episodes and things on there,

415
00:32:38.640 --> 00:32:40.920
with more fun stuff to come,
So go to Treehouse on Air dot

416
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com. Also, it also makes
it extremely easy for you to share the

417
00:32:46.559 --> 00:32:50.480
show with a friend. You just
tell them go to Treehouse on Air dot

418
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com. They can start playing an
episode right there, right as soon as

419
00:32:52.640 --> 00:32:57.559
they get there, no searching,
no clicking trying to find stuff shows right

420
00:32:57.559 --> 00:33:00.519
there. They can even start subscribing
and listening and watching and all that good

421
00:33:00.519 --> 00:33:06.440
stuff at Treehouse on air dot com. And more nice things, more nice

422
00:33:06.440 --> 00:33:12.519
things. On the heels of Trey's
depression episode last week, I don't know

423
00:33:12.599 --> 00:33:19.079
if you guys follow or read the
Treehouse subreddit, but I wanted to share

424
00:33:19.079 --> 00:33:24.440
a couple of these with you,
Trey, Texas crazy curls says Trey.

425
00:33:24.480 --> 00:33:29.519
If you read here, us listeners
care, longtime listener, first time caller,

426
00:33:30.880 --> 00:33:34.480
which always cracks us up, especially
in you a Reddit thread. Uh.

427
00:33:34.799 --> 00:33:37.599
She goes on to say, I'm
assuming it's she, so apologies if

428
00:33:37.599 --> 00:33:43.480
not. Texas Crazy Curls says,
as someone with suicidal ideation in my past,

429
00:33:43.519 --> 00:33:46.559
I completely understand what you're going through. Depression sucks. I've lost several

430
00:33:46.599 --> 00:33:51.400
which means seven family members the past
few years, and so death is on

431
00:33:51.440 --> 00:33:53.480
my mind frequently. It's never too
late to get a new lease on life

432
00:33:53.519 --> 00:33:57.279
and find new things to live for, whether it be volunteering at an animal

433
00:33:57.319 --> 00:34:00.400
shelter, biking, pilates, pickleball, coffee with friends, painting, live

434
00:34:00.480 --> 00:34:02.759
music, etc. Just wanted to
drop a quick note to let you know

435
00:34:02.920 --> 00:34:06.799
you're not alone. Also, she
gave you a bunch of things that you

436
00:34:06.880 --> 00:34:10.000
now have to do so you don't
feel depressed. Animal shelter, biking,

437
00:34:10.000 --> 00:34:13.440
plates, plot a ball, coffee
with the friend's, painting, live music,

438
00:34:13.599 --> 00:34:19.000
etc. Commented after that, Texas
Godfather says I would like to second

439
00:34:19.039 --> 00:34:22.960
her comments. Just listened to his
episode today and it hit deep. And

440
00:34:22.000 --> 00:34:25.679
then also Mandy says ditto. I
just listened today, so we're relatable.

441
00:34:25.719 --> 00:34:30.159
I'm so glad it's discussed out loud. Too, you are not alone with

442
00:34:30.239 --> 00:34:37.440
a couple of heart and emojis and
handclaps and on our Patreon the most commented

443
00:34:37.480 --> 00:34:42.639
episode that we've had today, Alexandra
loves this episode, said it's been super

444
00:34:42.639 --> 00:34:45.400
helpful. Can't seem to get out
of this funk and needed the laugh and

445
00:34:45.440 --> 00:34:49.760
the connection. Tracy was crying at
work hoping no one comes to your recubcle

446
00:34:49.760 --> 00:34:52.920
to ask her questions, and she
also said, I realized that we think

447
00:34:52.920 --> 00:34:55.159
of you as family from the years
on the radio and now on the podcast,

448
00:34:55.239 --> 00:34:59.400
despite the fact you don't know us. I wish there was something I

449
00:34:59.400 --> 00:35:01.360
could say to make you feel better, especially since you have helped cheer me

450
00:35:01.440 --> 00:35:06.079
up so many times over the years. That right there, that message from

451
00:35:06.079 --> 00:35:12.280
Tracy, along with so many others
that we've received, that right there is

452
00:35:12.320 --> 00:35:15.679
why we do the show a lot
of it. Yes, it's selfish because

453
00:35:15.719 --> 00:35:19.719
it makes us feel good, not
just because we might be depressed or having

454
00:35:19.719 --> 00:35:22.800
anxiety or whatever else is going on. We just like hanging out with our

455
00:35:22.800 --> 00:35:25.360
friends and laughing, and we like
doing it in this setting. Because we

456
00:35:25.400 --> 00:35:29.960
could do this anywhay, we don't
have to publish it. We publish it

457
00:35:30.039 --> 00:35:34.119
one because we have an undying need
for acceptance. And the other real reason

458
00:35:34.599 --> 00:35:42.679
is from childhood trauma. The other
reason is because we really just like entertaining

459
00:35:42.880 --> 00:35:45.079
you. We like entertaining you.
We know a lot of things go on

460
00:35:45.119 --> 00:35:51.239
in this world that absolutely suck,
and your work can suck, your family

461
00:35:51.239 --> 00:35:52.800
can suck, your kids can suck. All these different things can suck.

462
00:35:52.840 --> 00:35:55.320
But when you come in the treehouse, you can feel a little bit better.

463
00:35:55.360 --> 00:35:59.639
And that's the real reason that we
do it. That and again the

464
00:36:00.199 --> 00:36:06.199
undying need for acceptance from others.
So those are the nice things. So

465
00:36:06.360 --> 00:36:10.599
thank you to Trey to sharing that
with all of us. And if you

466
00:36:10.599 --> 00:36:13.960
want to read all those comments,
they're on Patreon, they're on Reddit,

467
00:36:14.000 --> 00:36:17.280
they're on Facebook, they're on Instagram. I saw some of them and it

468
00:36:17.400 --> 00:36:27.639
was very touching and I'm very grateful, And you know, that's ultimately that's

469
00:36:27.679 --> 00:36:31.159
why you know, put that out
there. If it helps, if it

470
00:36:31.159 --> 00:36:35.719
helps somebody, then then it's worth
it, because I mean it's it is

471
00:36:36.239 --> 00:36:43.280
a little embarrassing, yeah, a
little humiliating, but because you're just kind

472
00:36:43.280 --> 00:36:50.239
of showing your exposed, you know, underbelly of But if it helps people,

473
00:36:50.239 --> 00:36:52.119
then cool, it's worth it.
I've seen you at the beach tray.

474
00:36:52.159 --> 00:36:57.519
You should not be ashamed of your
underbelly. It's quite supple. Yeah.

475
00:36:57.679 --> 00:37:04.960
Now, now I want to get
shot by a god. I can't

476
00:37:05.519 --> 00:37:09.519
that now, Well you don't.
You don't like the idea you have?

477
00:37:09.719 --> 00:37:15.639
You having trouble visualizing or I'm having
no trouble. That's the problem, and

478
00:37:15.719 --> 00:37:19.199
you want to come and announce it, knock on my door. No,

479
00:37:20.440 --> 00:37:25.480
I'll take I'll take the chart shooting
ring ring bell or whatever. Trust me,

480
00:37:25.840 --> 00:37:29.280
trust me rise. That's going to
be way better that what Trey pulls

481
00:37:29.360 --> 00:37:37.800
up from under his underbelly. That's
the real jart. Uh. And there's

482
00:37:37.840 --> 00:37:39.159
one more nice thing I wanted to
share with you, and just this tray

483
00:37:39.239 --> 00:37:42.440
might make you feel a little bit
better. I'm not sure I'm gonna throw

484
00:37:42.440 --> 00:37:45.159
it out there. We'll see.
A few weeks ago, we were talking

485
00:37:45.480 --> 00:37:49.559
about how spring break doesn't seem to
have the same punch that it used to

486
00:37:49.639 --> 00:37:52.840
when we were all, you know, in high school and college. Uh.

487
00:37:53.039 --> 00:37:58.599
But I think we were wrong.
I think we've been mistaken because it

488
00:37:58.719 --> 00:38:05.360
actually may be that in some places
spring break has been amped up beyond what

489
00:38:05.440 --> 00:38:10.320
we are able to comprehend. And
what I mean by that is you had,

490
00:38:12.079 --> 00:38:14.679
you know, the stuff we did. You had girls gone wild,

491
00:38:14.760 --> 00:38:20.400
you had kegstands, and you had
MTV beach parties and spring Break and all

492
00:38:20.440 --> 00:38:28.480
that stuff. Spring Breakers today they
got only fans. And more specifically,

493
00:38:30.480 --> 00:38:35.159
you could have gone to spring Break
and ended up on only fans forever,

494
00:38:36.239 --> 00:38:40.159
because what I'm speaking about specifically is
this, for spring Break this year,

495
00:38:42.960 --> 00:38:50.159
you had OnlyFans models descending upon Cancun. Because remember how Miami was like,

496
00:38:50.199 --> 00:38:52.480
don't come here, we don't want
you, blah blah blah. Well,

497
00:38:52.679 --> 00:38:58.280
spring Break still happens in other cities, and apparently it's stronger than ever spring

498
00:38:58.320 --> 00:39:02.599
break. Spring Break this year featured
only fans. Creators Bonnie Blue and Leilani

499
00:39:02.679 --> 00:39:08.400
May they made two hundred and fifty
thousand dollars by having sex with one hundred

500
00:39:08.440 --> 00:39:19.159
and twenty two spring Breakers in Cancun. Wow in a row? Is it

501
00:39:19.199 --> 00:39:22.760
one of those meds? I don't
think it was in a row. I

502
00:39:22.840 --> 00:39:30.239
think they took some breaks, you
know, to get some to freshen up.

503
00:39:30.440 --> 00:39:34.400
God. I hope so, because
you don't want to be number one

504
00:39:34.480 --> 00:39:38.760
twenty two and holding your number like
oh man, yeah, or one twenty

505
00:39:38.800 --> 00:39:49.039
three that they didn't advertise I don't
say tough. Yeah you get the only

506
00:39:49.079 --> 00:39:54.760
fans, plus you made extra to
be the last guy. Yeah. No,

507
00:39:54.920 --> 00:40:00.320
seriously, there's a twenty four year
old content creator Only Fans creator Annie

508
00:40:00.360 --> 00:40:05.159
Blue received a lot of backlash after
a stunt she did in Australia last year

509
00:40:05.199 --> 00:40:08.280
where she was screwing eighteen year old
high school boys for her OnlyFans content,

510
00:40:09.320 --> 00:40:15.440
and she and Long with Leilanie May
hit up can Kun and said they were

511
00:40:15.519 --> 00:40:20.119
so in demand with the boys for
spring Break there were lines outside their hotel

512
00:40:20.199 --> 00:40:22.800
room on more than one occasion,
and in some of the videos you could

513
00:40:22.840 --> 00:40:27.880
actually hear people banging on the door
wanting to come in. There's so many

514
00:40:27.960 --> 00:40:38.480
things wrong with that sentence. Yeah, that sounds about right. Oh,

515
00:40:38.519 --> 00:40:45.719
that's just there's so much gross.
They needed that ring bell, that ring

516
00:40:45.760 --> 00:40:52.199
cam or whatever it is. That's
what they needed your behind the scenes content.

517
00:40:55.840 --> 00:41:00.039
YU. Look that right there.
That's so we were wrong. Spring

518
00:41:00.079 --> 00:41:05.320
Break is not dead. It's it's
just on a whole different level now than

519
00:41:05.320 --> 00:41:08.840
we could comprehend from back in the
day. Because I think I think when

520
00:41:08.880 --> 00:41:12.920
we were in college, I think
there was the occasional porn star that might

521
00:41:12.960 --> 00:41:15.199
go to spring Break and film something. But now, I mean it's only

522
00:41:15.199 --> 00:41:20.599
fans. I mean this is like, this isn't signing away something for like

523
00:41:20.679 --> 00:41:25.719
a major porn production company type of
thing. This is like you could be

524
00:41:25.760 --> 00:41:29.239
in You could be at the swim
up bar with the only fans girls and

525
00:41:29.320 --> 00:41:30.800
be like, Hey, you want
to come back to the hotel with me

526
00:41:30.840 --> 00:41:35.840
and these fifteen other dudes. Yeah, you're right, spring Break is not

527
00:41:35.880 --> 00:41:40.800
dead. It's just on a lot
of penicillin. Let's not say about the

528
00:41:40.840 --> 00:41:49.079
horrors our age that you know we're
pulling trains just for fun. They did

529
00:41:49.159 --> 00:42:00.559
it for the love women. This
is online. I'll be crazy, but

530
00:42:00.559 --> 00:42:08.199
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531
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plumbing. Do you also dabble in
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536
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and such? Oh? Yeah,
I absolutely do, and I feel like

537
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we're a great resource because I mean, statistically, just from a numbers game

538
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alone, commercial plumbing tends to run
a lot more expensive. So if you've

539
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got like a smaller commercial building,
the car office is not huge by any

540
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means, so clearly we can work
on our own office. But think like

541
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sewer stoppage. The residential sewer cable, depending on what size you have,

542
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will maybe run fifty seventy five one
hundred feet. I would say, if

543
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you have the option to call a
residential plumber first, I absolutely would because

544
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the cost will be lower. So
I did a job for a doctor's office

545
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not too long ago, and they
said, hey, we've got a stoppage.

546
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We came out, we unstopped her, we gave her the bill,

547
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and she was like, oh my
gosh, this is literally like almost one

548
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thousand dollars less than what it would
have been had we called a bigger company.

549
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So I say, try residential first, and all of us will tell

550
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you, hey, I'm sorry,
that's out of my wheelhouse. Two on

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552
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557
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Two one four three six eight thirty
eight thirty eight the website Brooks Plumbing

558
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Texas dot com. That is Brooks
Plumbingtexas dot com. It's actually a pretty

559
00:44:15.599 --> 00:44:22.320
good timed plug for plumbing after only
fans models screwing one hundred and twenty two

560
00:44:22.360 --> 00:44:27.760
spring breakers in the matter of three
weeks, making quarter of a million dollars

561
00:44:27.960 --> 00:44:31.440
real quick? Does it seem to
you like when I read this headline,

562
00:44:32.079 --> 00:44:37.800
only fans creators make two hundred and
fifty thousand dollars by screwing one hundred twenty

563
00:44:37.800 --> 00:44:39.840
two spring breakers in can kun?
Is it just me? Or does two

564
00:44:39.880 --> 00:44:46.400
hundred fifty thousand dollars seem a little
low? It does seem low like is

565
00:44:46.400 --> 00:44:50.840
that what the guys were just paying
to do it? So? I'm not

566
00:44:50.880 --> 00:44:55.400
sure if they did pay or they
didn't pay to do it because it's for

567
00:44:55.480 --> 00:45:00.000
these models only fans pages. So
I think what they were doing is maybe

568
00:45:00.079 --> 00:45:05.000
selling individual videos. So I think
they're making the money off of the only

569
00:45:05.079 --> 00:45:08.559
fan subscription. Yeah, that scales, yeah, versus charging the spring Break

570
00:45:08.639 --> 00:45:13.760
dudes. Yeah, because that would
be that would be prostitution if they were

571
00:45:13.840 --> 00:45:20.639
charging it was it was in Cancun. So's yeah, that is a valid

572
00:45:20.639 --> 00:45:25.440
point. Is that I heard it
when I said it. But yeah,

573
00:45:25.480 --> 00:45:30.559
I think at that point it's not
so much that Mexico thinks that it's not

574
00:45:30.639 --> 00:45:34.440
because prostitution is legal in Mexico.
I have no idea. I just think

575
00:45:34.440 --> 00:45:38.719
that the federalies are fine to turn
the other cheek as long as they're near

576
00:45:38.760 --> 00:45:44.800
the front of the line. Yeah. So I just did some quick math

577
00:45:45.039 --> 00:45:52.440
of out of two hundred and fifty
thousand dollars made by Bonnie Blue and Leilani

578
00:45:52.519 --> 00:45:57.679
May for the one hundred and twenty
two spring Breakers they claim to have had

579
00:45:57.679 --> 00:46:04.039
sex with, that would come out
to two forty nine dollars per spring Breaker

580
00:46:04.440 --> 00:46:08.519
if they had charged them directly.
You know, that's a that's not bad,

581
00:46:09.199 --> 00:46:12.760
that's air. I don't know what
the going rate for a hooker,

582
00:46:12.880 --> 00:46:15.159
is is that? Yeah? I
don't either, but I will say it,

583
00:46:15.599 --> 00:46:22.000
at least with if that dollar range, yeah, you'd be getting a

584
00:46:22.079 --> 00:46:29.480
high end call girl and with the
high end experience. I have no idea.

585
00:46:29.599 --> 00:46:31.719
I think if you're spending two thousand
dollars on a call girl, I

586
00:46:31.760 --> 00:46:36.440
don't think you're holding a number waiting
in line like you would be at spring

587
00:46:36.519 --> 00:46:38.800
break with the only fans creators.
Yeah, okay, so that's the money

588
00:46:38.800 --> 00:46:43.119
they generated. Because if that,
yeah, if you're charging that like it

589
00:46:43.239 --> 00:46:45.679
better like I better be. I
better be the one that day. I

590
00:46:45.719 --> 00:46:50.519
guess. I don't know how you
want to feel special. I don't know.

591
00:46:50.559 --> 00:46:52.519
If I don't know if they take
shifts, I don't know how it

592
00:46:52.559 --> 00:46:54.440
works. Are you pulling a double? I don't know what that means.

593
00:46:57.840 --> 00:47:05.840
Are you closing that tonight? I
don't know. Hooker Lingo. If anybody

594
00:47:05.840 --> 00:47:08.760
out there does, email us and
let us know what is But was this

595
00:47:08.960 --> 00:47:13.000
you said? This was over like
three weeks, that's what they said.

596
00:47:13.039 --> 00:47:19.280
I guess they were in can Kun
for like three weeks. You do the

597
00:47:19.360 --> 00:47:22.199
math. I mean, then you're
talking about guys in line, banging down

598
00:47:22.199 --> 00:47:24.519
doors and stuff. Because what's that
the two of them three a day.

599
00:47:24.599 --> 00:47:30.559
Basically, Well, I did watch
this Bonnie Blues. I guess she's originally

600
00:47:30.559 --> 00:47:35.679
from England, she's lived in Australia
and now she's in kN Kun for research

601
00:47:35.880 --> 00:47:39.400
purposes. You were watching it was
her regular Instagram stuff, thank you very

602
00:47:39.480 --> 00:47:45.480
much. Uh, but in it
she actually says like she's she's got this

603
00:47:45.559 --> 00:47:52.639
inane you know, like her content
for her Instagram is an only it's everyday

604
00:47:52.679 --> 00:47:57.400
life of an only fans creator.
So you don't see her doing any sex

605
00:47:57.400 --> 00:48:00.320
stuff on the Instagram stuff on her
into a page. Instead, it's her

606
00:48:00.360 --> 00:48:06.360
like eating peach rings or what she
got at the buffet. Her skincare routine

607
00:48:06.880 --> 00:48:09.760
for before and after she does four
guys, which in one of the videos

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she has four guys signing releases,
signing releases. Okay, well that's because

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you know, I've always been interested
in the skincare regimen of horrors. I

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mean, honestly, if we're gonna
get someone, if you're gonna get someone

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to endorse beauty products or skincare rejuvenation
products, I mean, you could do

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worse than a hooker. Really kind
to think of what's the worst slot from

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the goonies. I'm not taking his
word on anything except for candy bars,

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except for candy bars. Candy bars
that, yes, I will take his

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word on candy bars, but not
on a skincare regimen. Yeah, I

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don't know. I'm just worried when
if we look at you know, only

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Dan's that they're just going to find
a goat with lipstick on in the shade,

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the color of the litick. How
much it costs smoking a cigarette with

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four other goat sunning releases behind it. It's really unfortunate that it's come to

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this trade. But it seems that
for the second time in one day,

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I am forced to tell you,
fuck you four goats and a weightward pony

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waiting in line. How do you
know about the pony. I'm serious there

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there's a pony here as well.
I'll show up to you next time you

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come. Oh god, well,
I'm glad Trey feels better because I don't.

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Be sure to check out the next
episode of The Treehouse, uh Friday,

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number thirty fourth. In the meantime, thanks for hanging out with us

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inside this episode of the Treehouse.
See you next time. See