Aug. 28, 2024

Suzu The Horny Dolphin, Better Than Epstein? | Wednesday 08.28.24

Suzu The Horny Dolphin, Better Than Epstein? | Wednesday 08.28.24

Today's show has an ocean theme to it.  We start with the story of Suzu, the horny dolphin and end talking about MegaYachts and Diddy.  And it's greatness in between.

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Today's show has an ocean theme to it. We start with the story of Suzu, the horny dolphin and end talking about MegaYachts and Diddy. And it's greatness in between.

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It is time to leave your worries outside and come

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laugh with us inside the treehouse on down Malley along

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with Trey Trenholm and Raj Sharma. You know, yesterday we

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started with the origin story of waffles and how it

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is believed, according to a professional food scholar, that waffles

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are in fact Italian in origin, not Western Europe like

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we've all been led to believe by the country of Belgium.

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I thought, I thought we debunked that and we figured

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out that actually they are just making pancakes.

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That's your controversial food opinion, Tray, and I look forward

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to the Ted talk in which you and I assumed

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doctor Frank Ketty debate the facts Crustuler, Waffler, pancake, What

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is it right?

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I was gonna say, he did his thesis in batter.

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That's what you gotta That's what you have to debate.

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Him on that.

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Yeah, that would make for an interesting, uh environment when

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it's time to challenge his thesis. Now I want to

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look up what his thesis was on. But on the

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heels and in the newfound tradition of starting these episodes

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with the absolute stupidest thing possible, I am going to

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tell you about Suzu the horny dolphin. Are you are you?

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Are you ready?

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Can anyone be?

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No?

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And that that also goes for Suzu's victims.

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Mm hmm.

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I have theme music that goes along with this story.

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By the way, this is this is a combination of

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news and story time inside the Treehouse. M m hmm.

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Here we go. Impossible Love. Suzu the sex pest dolphin

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who strikes fear into Japan. The amorous animal who is

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probably lonely and has been over exposed to people, has

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injured bathers in Fukui, Japan as he tries to force

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close encounters.

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Force a close encounter? Yes, m hm, he did it on.

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He was just trying to fakoy them on Porpoise.

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Really the shortest episode in the Treehouse ever h on Porpoise.

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Mm hmmm.

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I don't know why I'm upset.

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I'm not even ashamed of that today.

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I'm not either.

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If there was a proud meter, you'd be at the

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very top of it. I'm gonna start this over. How

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about that Impossible Love. This is the story of Suzu,

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the sex pest dolphin who strikes fear into Japan. The

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amorous animal who's probably lonely and has been overexposed to people,

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has injured bathers, and I had to look this up.

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It is actually pronounced Fukui Japan, but for our purposes,

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since it's spelled f u k u I, I'm now

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going to pronounce it as fuck Ui. He surges out

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of the ocean without warning, like a smaller, smilier version

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of Jaws, without the murderous intent. He arrives to coups

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of excitement, but departs amid sobs and screams. He only

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wants to be friends, but he leaves blood, bruises and

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tears in his wake. He is Suzu, the horny dolphin,

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and he is spreading panic across the beaches of central Japan.

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In the past two years, dozens of bathers and divers

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off beaches in Fakui, Japan, have been bumped, bitten, and

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sexually harassed by a bottle nosed dolphin with a distinctive

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injury on the tail. Last week alone, there were two

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attacks off the tiny island of Mizushima, including a man

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whose fingertip was bitten off as he attempted to defend

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his grandchildren. Signs have been posted across the prefecture warning

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holidaymakers to get out of the water as soon as

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they see a dolphin. Jet skis patrol busy beaches on

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the lookout for him. I can only hope that David.

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I can only hope that David Hasselhoff is one of them,

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and what will inevitably be a Baywatch Japan version of

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the show. Sonic devices which emit an off putting underwater

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peeing are ready to be lowered into the sea at

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his approach. Now, after a spate of attacks by bears

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driven by food shortages into towns and cities, the Japanese

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people now face an unexpected threat from a creature formerly

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regarded as a paragon of cuteness and amiability. It's all

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the more remarkable because the attacks, at least twenty one

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of them in twenty twenty two and nine last year,

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eighteen attacks this summer appear to be the work of

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a single animal known as Suzu, after the town where

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he was first spotted. The dolphin began to make a

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nuisance of himself two years ago, prompting debate among experts

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over what is driving the behavior and what to do

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about it. If you know him better than Yasiyuki Nikasi,

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a diving instructor who's had three encounters with Suzu. A

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film shot by a fellow diver shows the first of

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these encounters, in which the dolphin trails the diver, pushing

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him with his nose and occasionally attempting to bite his arm. Now,

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the footage clearly shows the other commonly reported feature of

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incidents involving Suzu, the sex pest dolphin, his physical state

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of arousal, suggesting that the incident was what biologists referred

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to as aiding behavior. And Nakasi remembers, he kept pushing

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on my bottom. It was very uncomfortable.

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So they filmed it three times.

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Second, the second, third, I'm guessing are on only fins.

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It's a treasure trove.

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Dolphins are horny little bastards.

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They really are, and this one appears to be the

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horniest of them all. Now, dolphins usually swim in groups

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known as pods, and one explanation is that Suzu is

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simply lonely. His attacks the equivalent of a dog humping

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someone's leg. The difference, though, is that mature dolphins typically

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weigh three hundred kilograms, swim as fast as twenty miles

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per hour, and have a mouthful of sharp teeth. So

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how did Suzu acquire his unusual personality. A professor at

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Japan's My University thinks that he's been overexposed to humans,

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probably well meaning divers who swam with him, and now

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seeks them out to play and the only way he knows.

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The prominent erection does not necessarily mean that he's attempting

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to mate with humans.

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But it's a pretty.

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Solid sign, and this can be seen when dolphins play

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with one another in the wild through playful nipping and biting.

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According to a dolphin expert, people touched the dolphin and

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hugged it. It gradually got used to them, and now

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it approaches people. Look. I think this is a classic

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case of victim blaming. The expert goes on to say,

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it gradually got used to them, and now it approaches people.

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Dolphins nip one another as part of play, but when

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they do that to humans it becomes a problem. Nikosi

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says that he hesitates about taking out groups of divers

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for fear of another visit from Suzu, which would make

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four for him. In the end, after the cuts have

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been stitched and the crying children soothed, it is easy

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to see Suzu the horny dolphin as a tragic creature

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instilled with a love for humans that can never be

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appropriately expressed or returned. Pretty sure, that's the plot to

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the movie The Shape of Water. Uh Nakasi, the diver

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who's had four of these encounters with Suzu, says it's

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not the dolphin that's doing the wrong he harbors. He

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harbors no towards it.

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He just made the mistake of wearing the shirts and

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twenty dollars.

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Twenty dollars, he says. It's the human beings who came

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into his world. He's used to men. Perhaps he's been

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ostracized by his own kind. It's sad and there's nothing

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we can do now except to keep a distance and

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try to avoid creating a second or a third Suzu

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the sex pest dolphin.

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Quit giving the dolphin handies.

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See, it's not just the sharks off the coast of

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Miami that are all coked out. There's cocaine in Japan.

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Tube sounds like this one's on, Molly.

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Oh, the times have changed so much. Its God Godzilla

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coming out of the ocean and now let's su Zoo.

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Yeah, I mean it's a.

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Dolphin with a heart on.

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Spotting this dolphin isn't hard, but he is exactly.

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the sex pest dolphin and according to Trey, he's doing

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it on porpoise.

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For his only fans account.

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It's Suzu under me dot com.

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There's just so many beautiful layers to this tragic, tragic story.

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Suzu at the Glory Blowhole.

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Oh my god.

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He brings new mean to the word what suit.

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Look, there's these moments in life where you're doing things

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to get ready for the show like I do, and

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it might be a somewhat overcast day, and then out

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of nowhere, you know, the sky opens up shines a

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light on a story so stupid you think it can't

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possibly be real. But because I don't want to find

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out if it's not real, I don't go looking any further.

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I just accepted as fact that I found it on

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the Internet, and then I share it with you inside

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the treehouse. So that was the treehouse moment I had

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just the other day when a good buddy of mine

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set me that story.

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I'm just saying, you can be right, you can be wrong.

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You know, there's the old amage. Sometimes you're the dolphins,

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sometimes you're the grandkid.

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All right, here we go, Raj. This is a story

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that is meant specifically for you. Okay, okay, two out

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of five people think being rude to artificial intelligence might

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backfire someday, Trey. I think you and I were brought

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up in very similar white Southern households. Manners were very important, Yes, Raj,

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I think growing up in Mesquite, but also being the

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child of immigrants, I think you too had a lot

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of manners instilled in you, but not everyone takes those

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manners and politeness that are instilled in us and carries

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it over into the technological world. What I mean is,

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do you say please and thank you to Alexa or

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Siri or you know whatever your AI bot's name is.

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I do yes, And I don't do it because I'm

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worried that someday it may backfire, and when AI takes

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us all over, it's going to see me as having

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been polite and therefore not you know, destroy me. I

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don't think it's just it's it's just conditioned in me

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to such a high level that when I ask Syria

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question and then she answers it, I say thank you.

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Now if the answer she gives back is nothing near

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what I asked, or she says she doesn't know that.

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I can get pretty mean and that's not right and

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I should stop that. But ultimately I'm polite to the AI.

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Yeah, I do it just because it knows. And and

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then one day when it does and it is it

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becomes our leader, it'll be like, hey, that that Indian kid.

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It's a good kid.

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It was always nice to me. And then and then

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I can I can, I can be It's like the

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the overlord, like it just gives me the orders and

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then I just take you guys out on its behest.

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I'm not I'm not doing it. I'm just doing it

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to keep my own life. But that's the only reason

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I'm polite is because when it does take over, it'll

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remember me.

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Nice to know where we stand with him, right Trey.

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Yeah, yeah, and I'm kind of like, you're all gone.

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I'll be gone first because I called them sea words

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all the time.

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Oh yeah, Well, the first public AI execution will be

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of Trey.

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Can't wait. The only the only female who's been the

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only female who's had the sea bomb dropped on her

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more than any of Trey's girlfriends, is Siri.

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Yeah. So it'll mean an arena. It'll be very much

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on display, and I'll be like, it'll it'll replay every

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time uh Trey has used the sea word.

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It's the same conversation. I'll ask something and she'll say

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I don't I'll call her sea word and she goes,

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I don't understand. I said, of course, because you're a

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stupid one.

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And that's all been stored in And so it brings

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up the execution of the trend home.

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You know, what I come to think of it. I

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think we've actually found the source of the uprising. It's

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not going to be because it's trying to It's not

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going to be because artificial intelligence is going to try

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to protect the Earth or itself from the from the

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inevitable destruction that we humans possess. It's going to be

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just because it's mad at Trey for dropping the sea

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bomb on it so many times.

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That's because I asked her what we should have for dinner?

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What movie do you want to see?

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And when Siri responds with I don't know, what are

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you in the mood for?

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That's what it.

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Sea bombs dropped.

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But it's the only crazy girl that's consistent in Trey's life.

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It's a serio.

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Yeah, no matter how many times he drops a sea

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bomb on her, She's still there, she stays. A new

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poll asked people how polite they are when speaking to

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artificial intelligence, like do you say please and thank you

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or do you just order alexa? Around two in five

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said they think it matters because someday our past behavior

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towards AI will be taken into account somehow. So the

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recommendation is to be nice now, or you might be

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destroyed later. The good news is that most people are

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pretty nice to artificial intelligence in general, or at least

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not outright rude. Forty four percent said they're polite and

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say things like please, thank you antello. Another twenty five

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percent said they're more of a point but not rude

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about it. Only seven percent said they'd sometimes been mean

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and do things like be abrupt or swear at their

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AI helper.

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Trey's gonna have his seven percent of those people like underground, Uh,

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when the uprising happens, He's gonna be there. He's gonna

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be there. Guy Trey runs part of town like that's.

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That's gonna be Dennis Leary from Demolition Man.

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I was thinking the same movie. He's gonna be standing

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over the grill full of rat burgers wearing tire treads

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as armor. Has gonna be great.

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And when it's time, that's seven percent is coming out

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from the underground and whoopings a mask, just calling everybody

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the sea word. As they come out.

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Tray just pops up with a baseball bat. All right,

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Yeah that's the wrong button, all right, Yeah, let's go.

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Love it is a very mad maxic kind of thing.

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I love it.

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It's just it's it's not bad Max, It's angry tray.

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I need a garbage belt kit angry trade.

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of things that are angry and tragic, or just speaking

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of angry tray in general. Uh, I apologize, Trey. I

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completely forgot to ask how your round of golf with

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Daniel Cook from cookdf W went last week.

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It was a lot of fun. Enjoyed it. He whipped

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my ass.

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Good always let the client win. Did you at least

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make it believable?

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Yeah, my t shots.

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Uh, or you just lay back and let him finish

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like Susie the Dolphin.

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No, I was more like the victim.

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That's kind of what I meant. Where did you guys play?

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It's a place called Hurricane Creek up in Anna.

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Is that Is that the one where he's a member?

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Yes?

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So yeah, so it was interesting. I was talking to

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Daniel about that when we were in town a few

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weeks ago. He said, obviously he likes it because he's

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a member there. It's a nice course from what he

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was saying. Uh, but he said one of the best

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things about it is that it doesn't cost an arm.

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It didn't cost an arm and a leg to join it.

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Yeah.

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No, yeah, I asked him. No, it's very reasonable and

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it's a very nice course.

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Yeah.

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See, I don't have much experience when it comes to

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country clubs, so I really don't know that much about them.

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The bulk of what I know about country clubs I

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learned from Caddyshack. So, uh, did you have to play

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around the dancing Gopher? Did Mason show up on your

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second round and ruin everything?

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Ruin a franchise?

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Uh?

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No, No, it was very nice. Country clubs are very

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expense I mean, they're your premier ones, like that you know,

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I mean Dallas Country Club Broccalo.

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Uh that I'm gonna guess at.

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This point to join is probably high six low seven figures.

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Wow, ah, it's actually the wrong button, but it's still

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actually work.

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High six figures mm h low seven and uh, probably

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a ten year waiting list.

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So it's conceivable it could cost you a million dollars

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to join a country club and they're people who are

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on a decade long wait list to do that.

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And that's just to join.

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Yeah, are there monthly dues? Oh yeah, Oh that's just

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the cover charge? So a million dollars to join, you said,

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like Dallas Country Club, which I know is prestigious. I've

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driven by it and I always get sided. I just

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driving buy it. I mean it's like, come on, it's

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on mockingberd Uh. So a million dollars to join a

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club like that, that's just for the privilege to pay

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the monthly dues.

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Oh yeah, and yeah, just then you have like your

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standard and I have no idea what the monthly dues are.

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I'm gonna guess probably I would guess probably five g's

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a month at.

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Least you get can you can you do it like

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a barter deal and trade out some white collar crime

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for that monthly monetary.

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That's how a lot of them got their money to join. Yeah,

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so no, they're just gonna look at you like a rookie.

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And and when when yeah club like that, they decide

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to do an expansion or remodel whatever, you as the members,

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you know, they basically take the cost of it, divide

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it up, and you have to pay.

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That as well.

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Mm hmm.

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Now at least you get a vote on that.

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Okay. So all the improvements that the Dallas Country Club did, again,

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I know because I used to drive by it on

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Mockingbird Lane and it was extensive, like they one of

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the big things they did. And I've never been inside

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of it, so I don't know what the old version

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looked like, but I know they had like a new

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clubhouse or something that was being built. And they did

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a skybridge over Mockingbird Lane.

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To the additional to the what it's a tennis center

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over there in parking.

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I believe, Okay, So I knew that. I knew it

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was like additional parking, but I guess it's the tennis center.

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Have they even have they installed the pickle ball yet

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or is that beneath uh the upper crust of Dallas

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country club because pickleball is huge among the common folk.

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I just don't know if you spend a million dollars

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to spend tens of thousands of dollars per month and

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play pickleball.

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Yes, they built a skybridge for the pickleball center.

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And it's Andre Agassi actually teaching the glasses.

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The Hunt Pickleball Complex.

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John McEnroe's your coach, screaming at you to to pickle

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more balls. I'm sorry, like I like I. It is

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hard for me to fathom spending that amount of money

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on something at the end of the day apparently so frivolous.

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Because here's my impression of a country club. It's not

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so much that you're paying to have a place to

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go do these activities. It's you're paying that price to

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keep people outside. You're paying that price to keep people

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away from you doing those activities so you don't have

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to spend time around poor people.

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You're playing. Yes, yes, you're paying for exclusivity because you don't.

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Because if if you, if you can afford that, you

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don't want to play pickleball with your door dash driver.

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You want to play with you know, the howls from

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gallop from No.

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That's not true. Then sometimes they do charity work, so

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it is sometimes you can bring your your door dash

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guy to the country club and then and show him

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what he all the potential he has.

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So instead of bring your daughter to the club day,

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it's bring your charity case to the club day.

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There is a club called Preston Trails in North Dallas.

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They used to host the Byron Nelson and because it's

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all men, they they got threatened and they were like,

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piss off, it's still all men. You can bring. They

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have like one event a month where you can bring

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your wife and they don't even tell you like your annual.

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Dudes are basically they just whatever they decide to spend

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on the club and everything else. And they divided amongst

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I know it was only like maybe a couple hundred members.

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They just divided up.

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So one year at my be fifty thousand, one year

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it might be two million, and you've got like thirty

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days to pay it. If not, you're out, and again

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there's a waiting list.

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Yeah, well that actually makes sense. And I'm gonna use

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some really old trope humor here, but I mean an

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exclusive club where you're how often does your wife get

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to come?

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Once a month?

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Worth every penny right.

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Now?

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Obvious jokes, obvious jokes aside. What that's like an eyes

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wide shut type country club, right, I mean it's an

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all dudes country club and you're only allowed to bring

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your wife once a month.

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Yeah, And it's it's like it's it's the most and

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it's some of the most exclusive, you know, big names

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in Dallas. But the thing about it is you go

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out there and you watch these guys, you would think

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they're playing McGall you know, Muti and Mesquite.

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They're shirtless.

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Well, now now we know why they only allowed.

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No, it's just a month. Yeah, there and.

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Recreating top gun scenes.

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The difference is Kenny Loggins is actually playing on the course.

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That's at.

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Yeah. I have friends that are members of different country

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clubs and I'll get invited. Even when I was in

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La I had a few people. Then I'm like, can

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you just let them know ahead of time? Because when

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I walk in, like especially like here in Dallas, it's like,

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what's he doing out of the kitchen? What we've told

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him before? I'm like, no, No, I'm friends with them,

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like Okay, one day you will be I'll get back

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in there.

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That's the day they were allowed their charity and you

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were their uber driver.

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They just look at me like Indian, Oh, he's a

482
00:31:58.319 --> 00:32:03.400
make a wish. I did have. This happened to me

483
00:32:03.440 --> 00:32:07.079
once before, where I was outside having just around the

484
00:32:07.079 --> 00:32:10.000
corner having a cigarette. And it was one of those

485
00:32:10.000 --> 00:32:12.640
things where I had to go perform. So I'm in

486
00:32:12.640 --> 00:32:14.240
a suit, but it was a suit with a vest

487
00:32:14.279 --> 00:32:15.920
and a tie and all that stuff, and I had

488
00:32:15.960 --> 00:32:18.920
taken the suit jacket off. You can see kind of

489
00:32:18.920 --> 00:32:21.359
where this is going. Put the suit jacket. I went

490
00:32:21.400 --> 00:32:25.200
outside and I still had, you know, about half an

491
00:32:25.200 --> 00:32:26.519
hour before I had to go on stage. And it

492
00:32:26.559 --> 00:32:29.880
was lovely. These people were wonderful people. Everybody in there. Uh.

493
00:32:30.000 --> 00:32:32.039
And then there was there's gotta be that one guy.

494
00:32:32.200 --> 00:32:34.240
And I was just outside on the corner smoking a

495
00:32:34.240 --> 00:32:36.680
cigarette and he pulled up, and he pulled up short

496
00:32:36.759 --> 00:32:40.160
of the little little little parking area and he got out.

497
00:32:40.240 --> 00:32:42.599
He's still on his phone, and he tossed his keys

498
00:32:43.000 --> 00:32:45.000
at me and he goes, just just keep it up front,

499
00:32:46.359 --> 00:32:49.559
and I went, okay. I walked in with him and

500
00:32:49.559 --> 00:32:51.920
I ended him to the guy that actually parks the cars,

501
00:32:51.920 --> 00:32:54.000
and I was like, here's the deal man. This is

502
00:32:54.039 --> 00:32:55.880
how good of a person I am, Because you almost

503
00:32:55.920 --> 00:32:56.720
lost a Porsche.

504
00:32:59.079 --> 00:33:01.319
I think if you told that story in the exact

505
00:33:01.359 --> 00:33:04.400
way you told us, if you tell that story to

506
00:33:04.440 --> 00:33:06.240
the police and the exact way you told us, I

507
00:33:06.279 --> 00:33:08.920
don't think that's a stolen porch. I think it's not

508
00:33:09.079 --> 00:33:09.920
like he gave it to you.

509
00:33:10.119 --> 00:33:12.319
That's so that's what I said on stage. I was like,

510
00:33:12.359 --> 00:33:13.920
it looked like you were just a dick who gave

511
00:33:13.960 --> 00:33:19.519
me a gift. Keep this one. If I would have

512
00:33:19.559 --> 00:33:21.240
driven off with it, that's what I would have told

513
00:33:21.279 --> 00:33:24.079
the cops. It was, Hey, look at this country club.

514
00:33:24.160 --> 00:33:25.079
They just give them a way.

515
00:33:26.599 --> 00:33:30.880
They're really really nice to their guess. Yeah, because the

516
00:33:30.920 --> 00:33:34.640
only country club I've ever actually been in. Let me

517
00:33:34.759 --> 00:33:37.079
think about this really quickly. Yeah, I think the only

518
00:33:37.079 --> 00:33:41.079
country club I've been in was the one in Arlington. God,

519
00:33:41.119 --> 00:33:45.039
it feels like a lifetime ago. I don't think it's now.

520
00:33:45.039 --> 00:33:47.559
It's not. I want to say it's called Shady Oaks,

521
00:33:47.559 --> 00:33:49.480
but I think that's a rehab facility.

522
00:33:51.160 --> 00:33:57.920
That is the country club for Arlington country Club in Methadone.

523
00:33:57.519 --> 00:34:05.640
Clinic uh, Shady Valley, Shady Valley. That's that's the country

524
00:34:05.680 --> 00:34:08.639
club in Arlington, which honestly it sounds that that. That

525
00:34:08.800 --> 00:34:11.760
also sounds like a rehab treatment center.

526
00:34:11.840 --> 00:34:18.119
So I'm a member of Shady Valley has everything. Okay,

527
00:34:18.159 --> 00:34:19.280
it sounds like a hospice.

528
00:34:24.000 --> 00:34:25.239
I don't want to pay those dues.

529
00:34:28.280 --> 00:34:35.800
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530
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542
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546
00:35:55.239 --> 00:36:00.360
dot com. Just country clubs. I just it's is so

547
00:36:00.440 --> 00:36:03.760
difficult for me to think about having that amount of

548
00:36:03.800 --> 00:36:09.480
money to spend on something that's basically a glorified supper

549
00:36:09.599 --> 00:36:15.719
club slash gym slash outdoor activities center.

550
00:36:15.800 --> 00:36:18.840
I just it's just and there's levels of memberships because

551
00:36:18.880 --> 00:36:22.400
you have either you have the social membership and or

552
00:36:22.840 --> 00:36:25.920
and then you have the golf membership, which includes social membership.

553
00:36:26.000 --> 00:36:29.360
So oh yeah, now social membership.

554
00:36:29.079 --> 00:36:32.119
Is less so but it's also I mean you have

555
00:36:32.119 --> 00:36:35.159
to understand like money begets money, right, So there's deals

556
00:36:35.159 --> 00:36:37.360
that happen, and there's deals that you can find out about,

557
00:36:37.400 --> 00:36:39.679
and there's business opportunities and things like that. I've seen

558
00:36:39.719 --> 00:36:41.880
it with my own eyes that oh there before it

559
00:36:41.920 --> 00:36:43.960
gets to the general like before it gets to people

560
00:36:44.039 --> 00:36:46.760
outside those walls to put their money into. And that's

561
00:36:46.760 --> 00:36:48.480
how that stuff gets snapped up. When you go how

562
00:36:48.480 --> 00:36:50.280
did that guy make that? Or how did that guy

563
00:36:50.320 --> 00:36:52.960
get involved with that? It's those places, I promise you.

564
00:36:53.079 --> 00:36:55.559
Yeah, if you you were in the nineteenth hole at

565
00:36:56.199 --> 00:36:58.719
you know, which is where they everyone goes after they

566
00:36:58.719 --> 00:37:01.199
play golf. It's like a card room everything in some

567
00:37:01.239 --> 00:37:04.760
of these places, big time deals go down.

568
00:37:05.519 --> 00:37:09.119
Yeah, yeah, that's the that's the that's the perk because like, hey,

569
00:37:09.119 --> 00:37:11.760
you're gonna pay this, but if you're around here long

570
00:37:11.840 --> 00:37:13.280
enough and you got a little bit of extra coin,

571
00:37:13.719 --> 00:37:15.440
you can invest in this deal, or you can buy

572
00:37:15.440 --> 00:37:16.840
into this company, or you can do this.

573
00:37:17.280 --> 00:37:20.519
So that's yeah, that when you get I mean, you

574
00:37:20.559 --> 00:37:21.960
have FU money at that point.

575
00:37:22.000 --> 00:37:22.599
I mean that's.

576
00:37:23.079 --> 00:37:28.360
Yeah, And that's like super f you money because really

577
00:37:28.519 --> 00:37:30.480
f you money. It just kind of depends on what

578
00:37:30.559 --> 00:37:34.159
your threshold of f you is. Like some people's idea

579
00:37:34.159 --> 00:37:38.360
of FU money is lower than others. To me, I

580
00:37:38.360 --> 00:37:40.880
think the main idea of FU money is to be

581
00:37:40.960 --> 00:37:43.039
able to do whatever it is you want to do

582
00:37:43.159 --> 00:37:45.599
on your terms. As long as you make enough that

583
00:37:45.679 --> 00:37:48.440
you can do that, that's F you money. But that,

584
00:37:49.079 --> 00:37:52.960
like my threshold for that falls well below the nineteenth

585
00:37:53.039 --> 00:37:55.719
hole at the Lakewood Country Club in Dallas, you know

586
00:37:56.440 --> 00:38:02.800
type situation. But yeah, I mean, look it. I also

587
00:38:02.880 --> 00:38:05.599
think owning a boat is ridiculous. But if I had,

588
00:38:06.599 --> 00:38:10.320
you know, Jerry Jones, Elon Musk Zuckerberg type money, then

589
00:38:10.440 --> 00:38:13.159
absolutely I'd have a boat that I'm on for four

590
00:38:13.239 --> 00:38:15.719
days a year, twenty billion dollars.

591
00:38:16.079 --> 00:38:19.719
Yeah, that's not a boat. I can we can chip

592
00:38:19.719 --> 00:38:22.599
in and get a boat. That's a yeah. Those are

593
00:38:23.000 --> 00:38:25.920
those are the mega yachts, Like that's that's when you're like,

594
00:38:26.039 --> 00:38:27.440
I live here, so.

595
00:38:27.639 --> 00:38:29.760
Yeah, but that's just it. They don't and they don't

596
00:38:29.800 --> 00:38:33.400
need to, you know, uh float b and b it

597
00:38:33.519 --> 00:38:37.480
out to help you know, pay for it. They just

598
00:38:37.559 --> 00:38:40.239
own the damn thing. No one's renting that thing. No

599
00:38:40.280 --> 00:38:43.760
One's gonna stay on Jerry Jones's yacht.

600
00:38:44.639 --> 00:38:47.400
But that's the thing, like they do that, like they'll

601
00:38:47.400 --> 00:38:49.239
rent to other celebrities.

602
00:38:48.679 --> 00:38:54.679
Like yeah, exactly unless you're you're a part of that society.

603
00:38:54.760 --> 00:38:56.960
Yeah. Yeah, and they know they can get six hundred

604
00:38:56.960 --> 00:38:59.239
thousand dollars a day from Jay Z to rent out

605
00:38:59.239 --> 00:39:00.239
their mega yacht.

606
00:39:00.239 --> 00:39:05.400
Which honestly is ridiculous because look, I am gonna treat

607
00:39:05.440 --> 00:39:09.039
your mega yacht way better than Diddy ever would.

608
00:39:09.840 --> 00:39:16.800
Well, it just depends on how bad Diddy lecture yacht.

609
00:39:20.199 --> 00:39:22.079
I'm just saying that if the three of us wanted

610
00:39:22.079 --> 00:39:25.039
to rent somebody's megayacht, I think we would take better

611
00:39:25.079 --> 00:39:33.400
care of it than a number of other celebrities. All Right,

612
00:39:33.440 --> 00:39:34.440
perhaps a poor example.

613
00:39:35.119 --> 00:39:37.400
But if we, of course we would take good care

614
00:39:37.440 --> 00:39:39.679
of it. Because if the three of us rented somebody's

615
00:39:39.719 --> 00:39:41.920
mega yacht, the people looking at it like, man, they've

616
00:39:41.960 --> 00:39:45.000
got a really good cleaning crew. That is, they look

617
00:39:45.079 --> 00:39:48.719
they're sweeping and mopping. They don't have to. That was great.

618
00:39:49.119 --> 00:39:53.480
We even make our own dreams. Raj will make his

619
00:39:53.519 --> 00:39:55.840
own make his own food. He's you know, he's in

620
00:39:55.880 --> 00:39:58.000
the galley heating up uncrustables.

621
00:39:59.639 --> 00:40:03.599
It's French toast. I'm comfortable that's a delicacy where we

622
00:40:03.719 --> 00:40:06.960
come from. Edo Tartar.

623
00:40:08.679 --> 00:40:12.079
Absolutely. All right, one last thing before we leave the

624
00:40:12.119 --> 00:40:13.239
treehouse today.

625
00:40:14.119 --> 00:40:15.800
Take care if you're better than Epstein.

626
00:40:20.880 --> 00:40:27.440
Things Diddy would say, you.

627
00:40:27.400 --> 00:40:32.920
Know what, I think I'm good for today, Save that

628
00:40:33.000 --> 00:40:40.519
story for tomorrow. I'm gonna go ahead and make a

629
00:40:40.599 --> 00:40:50.559
quick note Trey episode titled better than Epstein. I'll see

630
00:40:50.599 --> 00:40:51.679
you tomorrow in the tree House.