Oct. 15, 2025

That Left One Really Is A Bit Lower | Wednesday October 15, 2025

That Left One Really Is A Bit Lower | Wednesday October 15, 2025

We start off with an Ohio woman who snuck in and cut her boyfriend's sack open, then we find out the hard truth behind a world record fart, and a woman is using dating apps to get money out of men....and the sun is hot.  

LINKS:

Ohio Woman Wanted for Allegedly Cutting Open Boyfriend's Ball Sack

Woman allegedly used dating apps to rob older men, say police - ABC News

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Okay.

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An Ohio woman is wanted for allegedly cutting open her

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boyfriend's ball sack. Yeah, this story is gruesome enough on

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its own, but leave it to TMZ's writers to make

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this story even worse. The headline on TMZ Ohio woman

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nutsack attack, she came, she saw, she sliced. That's just

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the headline. Now for the body break in balls out.

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An Ohio woman is the target of a police WOA

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man hunt after a ballsy break in at her boyfriend's

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home where she sliced open his nutsack. According to police,

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authorities have issued an arrest warrant for accused scrutum slasher,

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Jannita Hoopings, after the forty five year old woman allegedly

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kicked in the front door of her boyfriend's Toledo home

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and barged inside to perform her amateur surgery on him

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with a sharp object. And get this, cop say, Hopings

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cut her boyfriends so badly? How bad was it that

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one of his nuts was fully exposed, requiring treatment at

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a local hospital. Yikes, with the exception of me throwing

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in the how bad was it? All of that was

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verbatim from TMZ dot com. How they haven't when a

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pulitzer yet is beyond me.

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I have two friends that work there. I know why

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they have it.

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Are they in line after Trump's Nobel Peace price?

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They're both standup comics, So that's where this is coming from.

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There you go back to the story. Hopings has been

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charged with felonious assault where the victim was seriously harmed

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and aggravated burglary. Good at least the burglary was also

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aggravated Worth noting a mugshot from a previous arrest is

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floating around. We've used it before, and we're told, and

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we're told Toledo police are currently still searching for her.

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The balls are in the cops court now because it's

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up to them to find this alleged testicle terror terror

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t E A R E R.

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I just still like the fact that they said it

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was so bad that one of his testicles was fully exposed,

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requiring medical attention.

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Yeah, I would hope. So you know what I think.

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I think he just rubbed some dirt on.

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It before or go the super glue route.

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Look, I'm not a religious man, but I'd start praying

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right then, hard, dear sweet baby Jesus. I'd even pray

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to Raj's God's I'd find I'd find the nearest rug

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and I'd start praying to the East.

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I'm not Muslim, but okay.

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I'm saying I'm hitting all their religions. Oh gotcha, I'm

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gonna I'm gonna get all two hundred and eighty seven.

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If you're Hindu gods, I'm gonna start with them because

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strengthen numbers. Then I'll uh, I mean, my first one's

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got to be you know, to Jesus, you know. Yeah,

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then then the two hundred and eighty seven of your gods,

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which by the way, Jesus is one of uh and

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then go to Allah. So I'll be praying on the

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rug for that pretty hard. And then while I'm doing that,

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I'll be growing out of fierce beard. Who else can

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I do? I'll ask for Satan self at that point too.

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I don't care. I'm gonna hit all of them.

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It could take you to scientology. Were screwed? Yeah, you

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know what?

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It might be the first time I opened the door

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for Jehovah's Witness. Please come on all out my ball out.

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I could really your timing couldn't be better. Please, I

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need your help. Please at least tell me you've got

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What are your pamphlets?

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That's the only time with Jehovah's Witness won't come in. No,

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what's the Watchtower say about this?

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Yeah? What page is that on? I don't have time

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for the table of contents? What pages is the ballsack?

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Nightmare on? To help me? I swear to God, I

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won't celebrate any more birthdays if you fix this.

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I just wanted to talk to you about the Lord.

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But you're clearly bleeding out. So we're gonna go ahead

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and got.

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Don't you go this is the perfect time.

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Well, now, what you wouldn't want is a Mormon coming

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to your door because they'd be on a bicycle and

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they have really no help to you.

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Oh yeah, that's true there at that point.

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Well yeah, I mean you'd have to watch you you're

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dangling down there with the spokes and chains and everything.

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You don't you don't want to handle ball ride to

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the emergency room now with a ball out exposed nuts.

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You don't want bunny pegs, those Mormon dicks, they're like

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your atheist balls.

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I'm serious, though. Man, if you slice open, you slice

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open a man's nutsack, he will and I will do

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everything and ask everyone I can for help. I am.

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I am open to all comers. That's a poorly chosen word,

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but I would. I might even be open to that.

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I'm surprised she got away, like if that was like

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how he didn't just immediately respond?

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Well, I think he did. And that's the problem. When

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you get your nutsacks sliced open so bad a testicle's

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popping out going, I don't think you even have your

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wits about you to call nine one one. I think

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people just hear the sounds of your screaming and the

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police just come. Wasn't even needed in this situation?

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Yeah, I guess not. That's wild. How sound of a

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sleeper was he? How god goddamn equal.

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I went to bed with a cold.

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You're sniffling, sneezing, achey head, cut your balls off medicine.

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He wakes up. It's like, what are the side effects

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of this stuff?

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Jesus, I slept like a baby, but my ball's hurt.

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Maybe if I drink more of this it'll help. That's

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what I'd be doing. I'd probably I'd I'd drink all

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the all this equal I could after seeing what's been

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done to me, I would drink everything I could get

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my hands on, and then hopefully, hope fully I live

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on the second or third or fiftieth floor, and then

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thrown myself out the window. Now, perhaps perhaps she was

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able to do this to him because maybe he thought

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this was something good that was about to happen, and

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she was waking him up and and that you know,

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it's your birthday kind of way, and instead, uh, something

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else happened.

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I've pissed off my fair share of women, and.

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Yes, yes you have.

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And uh, you know, I I feel like when you've

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gotten to the point where she's that mad, you would

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you would haven't you wouldnt know and know that you know, yeah, yeah,

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she shouldn't be coming in your place, and and you know,

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you know dead bolt the number one.

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Yeah, you're right because this type of woman that you

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have scorned so badly that one chain lock is not

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going to keep her out. She will laugh in the

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face of your teensy tiny chain lock.

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Now that's where you call the locksmith. You get things

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free keyed.

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You uh, fake your own death.

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Uh waitness to be terough, Yeah, but still change the locks,

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let her think you might still be there, and then leave.

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That's actually brilliant.

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Yeah a motel. Uh yeah, yeah, that's Uh. It just

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seems like a lot of poor decisions.

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Were made leading up to this, and uh, he should

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have known that he made her that mad.

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I do find an interesting tray that you're victim blaming

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a little bit here, a fellow man.

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You know, if you're gonna if you date crazy, then

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you have to take some accountability and know when you

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have pushed them to that point where they want to

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cut your balls off, and if so, you need to

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take preventive measures so your balls stay intact.

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Weren't they that crazy the whole time? They're just pretending

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to not be crazy. So I don't think you have

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to push them to any.

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No, because I mean you have to take some responsibility.

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Like I will admit I have an attraction to crazy,

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but then I am the secret sauce that makes them crazier.

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I unlock their full potential. I'm the Tony Robinson crazy.

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Yeah.

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When chicks doo fire walks around Trey ball sas just

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bors get kicked in. Yeah, No, they're not walking on coles.

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They're literally walking on fire and levitating. Yeah. Yeah, at

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Tray's events, there's no coal walking, it's just coal levitating

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over them. I will say, though, if they ever find

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this woman and then if she's ever let out a prison,

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she will have a beautiful career in the WWE as

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the nutsack nightmare. Yes, I would watch imagine that cage

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match like serious saying she's not wrestling the chicks.

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Well, she's not wrestling dudes because nobody's getting in the

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ring with that.

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Well, McMahon's are not going to give them an option

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they're just gonna throw them in. They're gonna throw them

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in the cage and throw away at the key and

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just see what happens.

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I mean, I don't know.

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I mean, like even the undertakers, like.

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She might really enjoy women's prison because I think she

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she would be popular.

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I mean she would.

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Immediately, Yeah, she would rule, move up in status. Oh yeah,

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out standing work Cook d f w dot com. According

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to social media, this man recently set the world record

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for the longest continuous fart.

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Yeah, I.

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Don't bullimngos.

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Hey neil.

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By nobody.

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Congratulations for those that were not counting. That was roughly

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forty seconds. And again, according to social media, it's claimed

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that this man broke the world record for the longest

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continuous fart forty seconds. Congratulations.

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I hope they switched out Mike's.

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Yeah, you'd hate to be the ventriloquist act coming up next.

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Did you get pink eye?

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The next person's a singer.

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I feel like there's some kind of performance enhancing something

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going on there.

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You might be onto something their trade, because that doesn't

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seem natural. I mean, I've had a few long ones

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and they've even surprised myself, but I don't think those

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necessarily went far into the double digits. I don't even

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know if they've ever even hit double digits. I mean,

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you give you rip a good seven or eight second two,

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you might be thinking like, wow, what was that? But

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this guy went for a solid forty.

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I've ripped some long ones, but I didn't have an

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announcer and a microphone set up.

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Yeah, it's a lot of pressure, rookie. That really is

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the difference between a pro and an amateur.

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I will tell you I was at the it was

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a DFW. I was flying out.

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I went into the restroom to pee, and the guy

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that was in the ural like two down started to

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let it go.

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I finished peeing, he wasn't done.

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How long do you think it went ballpark.

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I mean it seemed like, well, it seemed like forever.

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Look, fart, I go a long fart always seems like forever.

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If it's not yours, Yeah, I would go at least

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thirty seconds.

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Easily.

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Well, then according to this, he might have a chance

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at that world record if he can, if he can

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top this guy's blast.

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I think he needed a doctor. Uh is what he needed.

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He needed to see somebody.

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You know what, maybe that's how some of these world

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records start, is you have a condition and before you

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get it fixed, you're like, hang on, let me grab

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my nearest Guinness Book of World Records and see if

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anyone's got a record for this, and if they do,

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can I break it? And if they don't, can I

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set it? So maybe that's what this guy did. He's like,

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all right, before I get this fixed, let me go

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set a world record and then I'll get it fixed.

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That way, you get something out of it.

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I don't do you do you do you win anything?

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Except for the natural title? I don't think you get money.

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No to pay money to them, like for Guinness, like

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you have to pay like ten thousand dollars, you do.

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But I feel like in this instance, it would be

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or in some instances it would be an investment into

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your future. Because if you have a world record that

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people would want to see live and in person, then

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maybe you could do appearances, you could go on speaking tours,

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maybe get a maybe get a stay in Vegas for

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you know, a few weeks at the sphere. I mean, Trey,

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you've been to the Sphere. Sure you saw Kenny Chesney,

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but imagine a forty second fart guy.

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Yeah, I mean, think of all the the graphics and

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things they could do make it really an immersive experience.

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Maybe even do the maybe do a satellite show at

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the Cosm in Dallas. But just imagine what the Sphere

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would look like in Las Vegas in the skyline when

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he's in residency as you drive up, just imagine what

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the photos would look like advertising his residency at Basically,

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it's gonna be a big it's gonna be a big

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rectum right just right there in the middle of Vegas.

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Yeah, it's sponsored by Coli guard.

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Beno once in just out of the irony for it,

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you know.

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I mean, especially after the story yesterday with the guy

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had you know, the thermis stuffed up his butt. You know,

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I'm like, maybe this guy has like, you know, a

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phone call. I was not saying, you know, some kind

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of like balloon animal so or maybe maybe.

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A clown car.

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He may have a whole circus in there. Yeah, I mean,

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you know, so you mentioned at the beginning that what

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if there's a performance enhancing element to this? What if

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he actually did have some type of device in his butt,

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like a balloon that he activates, or like one of

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those fart noise makers that Leslie Nielsen used to take

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on the late night shows and see if anyone would

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call him out on it where he hit the little

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button and he'd too, you know, sitting next to Johnny

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Carson or something. So, in other words, someone's gonna have

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to inspect this guy afterwards to make sure that it's

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a valid world record. Yeah, and you know, how do

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you do that?

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Do you take him to jail and have him X ray?

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I mean maybe not jail, because I feel like if

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you fart like that near prison, then that's like throwing

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up the bat signal.

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And again, how how do you do that on command?

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Uh?

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Okay, look, we're not fact checkers by trade, but where

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there is injustice, we will be there a lot like

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the Three Amigos. So this viral clip of the man

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farting for continuous for forty continuous seconds claims that he

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broke a Guinness World record. It's false. So everywhere you've

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seen online that is posting it hasn't verified this claim.

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It is false. I just saw this. The Guinness Book

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of World Records official account posted on social media a

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comment to an account that had posted this on Instagram,

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saying no, this is not a record category we monitor.

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This post is a load of hot air with a

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suspicious stage. Also, thanks to AI Google response search that

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I did the longest continuous fart not recognized by Guinness itself,

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but the longest continuous fart is two minutes and forty

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two seconds and it was set by Bernard Clemens, who

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was also known as mister Methane.

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And I remember that.

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I remember him because I remember seeing him perform his

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act on The Stern Show back in the day. Hmm,

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apps to meet men and then burglarize their homes. That's

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according to the Los Angeles County Sheriff's Department.

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I just laugh if someone did that to me, I

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was like, really, what are you gonna get?

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Hair friar okay, a sixteen year old dog and an

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orange cat that likes to unplug things. So this is

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Adva Lavy. Adva Levy, She's the one that is on

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the loose at the Los Angeles County Sheriff's Department is

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look for because she's using dating apps to rob older men.

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She's wanted for a string of burglaries in which she

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allegedly targeted older men posing as a romantic companion on

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virtual dating platforms and social media. She's described as five

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feet seven inches tall and weighing one hundred four pounds,

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with brunette hair and his lies. Also known as trace type.

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She's believed to drive a black Porsche Suv or white

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Mercedes Benz. Notice they didn't say it's her it's her

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car because she might have stolen this from the older

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guys that she had set up. She's also known to

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use the aliases Mia Ventura, Really Show, Shauna or Shawna.

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According to officials, if you meet anyone who claims their

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last name is Ventura, you deserve anything that happens.

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To you, especially what she told you her father's Ace, and.

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If she tells you her father's Jesse, also watch out.

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Wow.

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But she's I mean, she's driving a porch, she's driving

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a Mercedes, so I guess it's a lucrative business for her.

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Yeah, it seems to be.

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Men seem to want to be burglarized.

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Is that the word by this lady?

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Single? Old men will do a lot of things for love.

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And that's what I'm shocked by, is that she's taken

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to the point of burglary because quite frankly, she could

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probably find men would just give it to her.

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Yeah, yeah, you're right, And she didn't even have to

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put out that much. Like you know what, maybe the

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problem is, like because she's an attractive girl, she could

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make a killing on OnlyFans. Probably maybe she's just you know,

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technically challenged. Maybe maybe she isn't good with Wi Fi

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or something. That's why she's going old school.

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I could give her the names of five bars in

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town where she could go and and and just absolutely

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clean up and with no criminal charges.

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I can name four strip clubs or she could do

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that too well.

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I mean, either way, both of those are legal and

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require a lot less effort than setting up an online profile.

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So actually, now that I say that, I guess, I

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guess you couldn't be completely technologically, you know, stunted, because

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she's able to set up, you know, a profile on

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an app and then lure a man out of his house.

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Then she goes in and robs it. Yeah, this is silly.

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She needs a mentor, she needs someone. It's like, you

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don't need to go this route. There's so much easier

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and legal ways to rip men off.

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I mean, maybe the men are claiming to be Burglar

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Eyes because her last name is really.

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Finkle or Einhorn.

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Uh.

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I think we cracked the case.

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With bulging evidence.

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I really think that's it. I think I think that's

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a La County sheriff. They need they need to hear

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our theory on this because I'm pretty sure it's gonna

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be true. Because these guys don't want to say what

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the real thing is.

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Have them contact Miami p D.

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And for Raj it's at Comedian Raj. Whe will see

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you tomorrow, right back here inside the treehouse, trying here