Nov. 11, 2024

That's Not A Water Pik Dan | Monday 11.11.24

That's Not A Water Pik Dan | Monday 11.11.24

Happy Veteran's Day!  Thank you to all who have served.  On today's episode, we learn that Lamar Odom is getting back together with a smarter version of Khloe, Dan tells us abouit he and Tara's love of Water Piks, monkeys escape in South Carolina, we...

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Happy Veteran's Day! Thank you to all who have served. On today's episode, we learn that Lamar Odom is getting back together with a smarter version of Khloe, Dan tells us abouit he and Tara's love of Water Piks, monkeys escape in South Carolina, we discuss a new part of the Star Wars franchise, and we learn that AI has ADD too. But first, Birthdays!

LINKS:

Lamar Odom Buys Custom Sex Doll, Models It on Ex Khloe Kardashian

43 monkeys escape South Carolina research facility; police warn residents to secure doors and windows - CBS News

Star Wars New Movie Trilogy: Simon Kinberg Writing

Claude AI Gets Bored During Coding Demonstration, Starts Perusing Photos of National Parks Instead

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It is time to leave your warriors outside and laugh

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with us inside the Treehouse. I'm Daniel Malley along with

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Trey Trendholme and Raj Sharman on Monday, November eleventh, twenty

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twenty four. Have a little bit more to say on

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it later, but just want to start the show by

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recognizing the fact that it is a veteran today and

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want to say thank you to all of those that

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have sir, are serving or will serve in the United

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States Armed Forces. Thank you sincerely from all of us

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inside the tree House. We appreciate you, every single one

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of you, especially because that means I didn't have to

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do it. It's truth be told. I don't like being

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yelled at, so me and the military just like oil

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and water.

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Yeah, the marine recruiter came to my house when I

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was in high school. First, I want to talk to

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my brother.

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Oh okay, I was going to ask on purpose. Yes.

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I was talked to my brother and then my brother

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was like, not my thing. And then he kind of

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looked at me and was like, what do you think

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of You would be a perfect fit for the Marines.

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And I was five to three and about one hundred

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and five pounds, and I said, and this is what

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I think I knew I was going to be a comic.

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I go, what's the plan? Is it to just throw

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me at the enemy because I have a hard time

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shooting back when I'm crying.

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Yeah, look look at it this way. At least, you know,

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you wouldn't have been a bullet sponge because you weren't

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big enough.

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That's true. That's true.

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If if it was the Vietnam era, you certainly would

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have been a river one of those tunnel rats.

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Oh yeah, for sure.

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Yeah, I go down there with a flashlight and a

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forty five and good luck.

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Yeah, that's I would have definitely been my job. And

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then I'm guessing if it was the Iraq War, you know,

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in the nineties, I guess I would be like, I

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don't know, like a decoy or like maybe that somebody

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that could infiltrate the other side.

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It's the South Park movie Operation Human Shield.

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And then they would have had a movie made after

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me called The Tiniest Spy. It would have been great Disney.

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But but you got.

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Bigger, so yeah I did.

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I did.

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You grew, you grew, So thank you again to all

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of our veterans. We appreciate it. Like I said, we'll

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have more to say on a little bit later, but

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I wanted to start today's show with something groundbreaking. Okay, okay,

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because there is a whole new way to get back

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with your ex, and I have to give credit where

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credit is due. Lamar Otem, former NBA basketball player, has

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cracked a code that I don't know if anyone asked for,

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but here we are. Lamar Odom is getting back together

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with ex wife Chloe Kardashian. They were married from two

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thousand and nine to twenty sixteen. But they're not getting

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back together in the traditional sense. Ooh no. Lamar recently

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visited the Real Doll factory in Las Vegas. If you

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are not familiar with real dolls, they make hyper realistic

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sex dolls. These are not the blow up things that

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you that you see in the stores or at bachelorette

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parties and things. No, these are the things that that

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you see. Actually, I don't know if you has anyone

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ever seen one in real life? Uh, I don't know

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if you ever just see them out because they're actually heavy,

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because they're supposed to be life like, so you can't

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just take them out to the bar the way you can,

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you know, an inflatable sheep. But they're real things. They've

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been around for like twenty twenty five years. I remember

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seeing a thing on on them on Real Sex on HBO.

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Yeah, that's what I was going to. Can you put

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them in the pastor's seat and go through the HOV lane?

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Yeah, okay, Yeah, people have been people have been nailed

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on that. People have been nailed on them totally on purpose.

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I did it. That's also why I said there's a

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whole new way to get back with your ex MH.

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So lamar Odom recently visited the Real Doll Factory in

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Las Vegas. That's where they do, in fact make those

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hyper realistic sex dolls. And he's not exactly hiding it

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because it's all over social media, his social media, it's

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on his Instagram, and lamar Odom's manager actually told TMZ

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that he did indeed order a doll with Chloe's curves

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and facial features. Now, real dolls usually run from eight

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thousand to twenty thousand dollars. Reportedly, lamar Odom got a

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deal because he's promoting it on social media and we're

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talking about it, so, you know, real doll is getting

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their money's worth out of it. He is scheduled to

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receive his new sex toy in time for the holidays.

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Lucky him. This really brings forward or a lot of

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interesting questions come to mind or spring to life, not

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the least of which is I'm not sure how Chloe

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would feel about this, but does she really have much

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of a say in it? Because I guess you could

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go to the real doll manufacturers, take a photo of

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your action, go like I want I want her face.

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Yeah. I think it's on a new level when you

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can creep out the sex doll maker when he's like,

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this is going too far, sir.

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Yeah, it really is an interesting thing when you when

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you found the line in the sand or the bright

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line of the real doll makers. You're right, sorry, sir.

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I realized we make, you know, pump and dump dolls,

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but we do have ethics.

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I like it. I just think they if you really

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want to get paid for your buck real doll. Okay,

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that's cute. But the pump and dump that also sounds

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like a truck stop.

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But that's the offshoot.

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That's the offshoot of BUCkies.

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No, No, it's the off pump and dump is the offshoot.

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Of real real Doll. Gotcha, Trey? You like it?

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Yeah, Yeah, really good idea.

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Yeah you think this is a good creative way to

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get back with an X.

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No, I think it's a good creative way to get

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back at an ex.

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Yeah I can. That's fair. Like, hey man, I spent

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I spend twenty thousand dollars on you the entire time

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we're together, and I'll spend it on this and I

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don't have to listen to it.

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Bitch, I never, I didn't think about that. You're right,

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there's a big difference. Mean, that's a very fine line

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between using a real doll to get back with an

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X as opposed to getting back at Yeah.

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I'd make a reel, you know, the song so Happy Together, just.

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At the park, having a picnic at the fair, winning

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or a stuffed animal.

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Proposing.

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I think we found the plot to Double Fister.

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Oh the places you will go along with your fingers

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and toes.

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It's just like a little montage with you guys, are

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like Thanksgiving and Christmas, introducing it to the family, you know,

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putting up the tree. I like this, this is good.

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You make it your Christmas card, you send out to

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the X. That's Trey. You're a genius, buddy. You've been

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hiding this from us for too long.

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I didn't realize this, but I guess Trey is like

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the bond villain of ex boyfriends.

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He's got the cat to pet to prove it.

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Trey Raj, does your bathroom sound like a construction site

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or is it just me? If you don't immediately say yes,

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then let me explain. Okay, So Tara and I recently

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went to the dentist and I had to have a

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like full deep cleaning thing done. That's what I think,

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like because they have to clean so deep, they got

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to numb your mouth and stuff. And then of course

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afterwards they tell you about proper care and maintenance, and

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they tell you about obviously brushing, flossing is obviously is

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supposed to be a big deal as well. Uh, and

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I do that quite a bit, not as much as

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I should have, but I did do it. But then

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they also told me something I've heard about before, and

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that is the water pick. That is I think I

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think that's sort of like calling it cleanex because that's

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the brand name is water Pick. But it's basically the

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like the water flossing system. That's why I just call

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it the water pick. Is that has that how you

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guys referred to it as well?

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Yeah, I have one.

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So the our dentist recommended the water pic Aquarius. Apparently,

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according according to the dentist and the hygienist, that's the

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Cadillac of mouth washers, basically, and so we got one.

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And now my bathroom sounds a little bit like a

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construction site because the water pick thing is basically like

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a tiny power washer for your teeth, and it goes

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up to twelve on the settings. It's got two settings,

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floss and massage. I don't know anyone that wants a

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gum massage. That just I'm not doing that. That's that's weird.

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So on the floss setting it goes to twelve. I

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I can't even tolerate. I can't tolerate anything more than

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a four, oh, because I've got baby guns and sensitive.

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But you turn on the little machine and the good

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news is while I'm trying to power wash my mouth

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with the water pick, it turns out, uh, my bathroom

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gets power washed at the same time, because it's really

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hard to keep that damn thing in my mouth.

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Yeah. Yeah, I'm not a big fan of it. Like

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I I flost fairly regularly, and I brushed my teeth

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like three.

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Times a day.

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I'm that guy. And I'll use it like once a week.

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But that's as much as I can tolerate that. Because

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I made the mistake. I just thought it was water.

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it and I turned it up, I think I went

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past the four and I started with the top teeth

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might want to call it twenty real quick, then see

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what this is all about, because I was not expecting,

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Like you said the powerwasher, I wasn't expecting. I'm like,

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it's my teeth, not the driveway. So I'm not trying

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to get grout out of tile, like I'm just trying

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to get some peanuts out of my teeth. And uh yeah.

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So I went to like the three like two three,

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and I'll do that like once a week, and uh yeah,

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and it does it when I when I did the

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four and before the blood. Before I saw the blood,

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it kind of went on the mirror because I was like,

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what is happening and I it's uncontrollable.

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It's it's like the cartoon when they're trying to wrangle

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the fireman's hose and it's spraying all over the place.

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That's what my bathroom looks like every night before bed

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when I'm trying to use the water pick on a four.

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I can't even fathom what the twelve must be. That's

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probably gonna put what I would imagine a twelve on

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my water pick is gonna punch holes in a concrete.

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Yeah, that's like, that's just that setting should just be

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called the bucy Like that's when that's when it's strictly

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like if you have Gary Busey's mouth, Like, if you're

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Gary Busey or his son, you use the twelve.

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have the teeth strong enough to withstand that amount of

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hydraulic power.

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veneers and it was done by a reputable doctor, you

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can you can possibly do a twelve because you're not

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going to really feel it.

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Yeah. And it's weird though, because my bathroom already sounded

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a little bit like a construction site because years ago, uh,

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we got the sonicare So it's not just the electric toothbrush.

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It it's like the motorized one.

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It's like it's the it's the top you know, that's

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supposed to be the top of the line thing. And

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when you think about it, that's a sander. So it's

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like I'm using a sander on my teeth and now

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now I've got a power washer for my gums. Yeah,

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my bathroom really does sound a little bit like a

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construction zone.

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Does it sound louder when Tara's in there?

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Why why do you ask that?

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Just curious?

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She's setting it on seven and doing other stuff.

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That's where the massage number comes in. Uh. I hope

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you're not sharing a water.

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Because I've got my own attachment.

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So did she? Emotional emotional attachment.

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Now that I think about it, hers is bigger than mine.

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life is once again imitating art, and I would like

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for the two of you to please raise your hand

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when this next story starts to sound familiar? Okay?

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Police in South Carolina's Low Country are asking people to

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keep their doors in windows locked. Workers are laying traps

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to catch dozens of monkeys that escaped from a research

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facility last night. CBS News spoke with the company's CEO,

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Dave Malcoff.

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Reports the forty three reesius MCCAQUS made a break for

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it on Wednesday, escaping from the Alpha Genesis Primate Research

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Center in Yemassey, South Carolina.

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And the caretaker was doing her normal routine. She failed

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to secure the doors and the monkeys basically just bolted

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through the opening.

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So neither one of you has raised your hand. So

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does this not sound familiar to either of you yet?

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Isn't this the plot of Planet of the Apes.

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I was just about to say Planet of the Apes.

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Yeah, Well, you don't get credit for saying you were

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about to say it.

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You cut me off. I was. I was about to

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say Planet of the Apes.

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And that's why I said, when this starts to sound familiar,

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raise your hand.

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I was gonna say break. But that was just what

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I think. That was just a handful of monkeys, or

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maybe just one monkey.

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I can't think that was the one monkey that bit

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some yeah something like that.

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Yeah, but.

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Were these monkeys trapped in a room with a typewriter.

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I don't think these were the infinite monkey theorem monkeys

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the theorem that stated if you listen to the to

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Friday's show, that stated, uh, it's been a long It's

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been a theory for many, many years that if you

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put a a was it one monkey or a bunch

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of monkeys, whatever, if you put a monkey in a

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room with a typewriter, given enough time, infinite time, he

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would hammer out Shakespeare's entire works. But we found out

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on Friday that that's not the case, because the universe

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would end before the monkey was able to finish.

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So, I although it would be hilarious if all the

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forty three monkeys that were leaving, like as they jumped

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the fence we like to brute and then just jumped

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over to be defence or not defence.

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I think it's to pee or not to pee with

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the monkey's right now.

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And I like how the CEOs and a bark o

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lounger apparently like this is just his house.

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Yeah he doesn't. He doesn't seem too worried about it.

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Let's let's let's revisit this a little bit here.

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I must see South Carolina and the caretaker was doing

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her normal routine. She failed to secure the door.

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That is Greg wester Guard, President and CEO of Alpha Genesis.

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Keep in mind that all the movies that we've seen,

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and I'm really only thinking about Project X from the

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eight from the eighties, which starred Matthew Brodricks. Mhmm, this

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is the bad guy in the movie that wants to

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test on the chimpanzees. Yes, this is not the This

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is not the evil villain that is portrayed in all

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the films where the monkeys escape and you know, get

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revenge and stuff. This this is this looks like an

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easy victory for the monkeys.

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Yeah, that's It's like, I don't know if.

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This dude has left that chair in a decade.

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That's what it's like. Alpha Genesis is also his home address,

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Like like this is It's not even a real business.

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He's just a dude with forty three monkeys. I'm going

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to call this place Alpha Genesis, Like, oh yeah, you

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sure are, Greg.

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Mom doesn't find out.

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I'm good to know I can do whatever I want

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in my basement.

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Don't tell mom about the monkeys. Uh. Yeah, you know

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you've seen a lot. You know, Diehard had Hans Gruber, right,

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you know, like yes, you know, the Bond films had

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all the great you know, all the great names from the.

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Finger and Sector and all these. Yeah, yeah, you've never

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had Greg Western Guard.

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Hey, he might be the evil, diabolical genius, but he

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just like he has to take a nap.

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First World domination after my uncrustable.

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Her normal routine, she failed to secure the doors, and

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the monkeys basically just bolted through the opening. They're very

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social monkeys and they traveling group, so when the first

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couple go out the door, the others tend to just

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fallow right along.

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So the reason why they got out was literally monkey

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see monkey.

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Do absolutely, Oh my god, you dude, this this right

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here is why I can hate some reporters. He was

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so excited to do this story because he thought of

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that line ahead of time. He thought of that line

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ahead of time and found a spot to shoehorn it

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in do where he and you can see it him,

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the smile on his face. What is his dude's name?

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I want to look him up and monkey cuss him.

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But cacs made a break for it on Wednesday.

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Is see, I'm looking for a byeline on this guy.

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I'm just waiting. I'm just waiting for like the moment

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like where the Greg Western Guard is in the middle

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of the interview and his mom's like, do you want

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pizza roll? Like from the I'm doing an interview, Mom,

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I'm on TV. Mom, you can watch me tonight. Mom,

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I'm not leaving the basement.

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Western Guard says. The monkeys, which are used for vaccine development,

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are hanging out in the woods near the facility.

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The first couple go out the door, the others tend

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to just follow right along.

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So the reason why they got out was literally monkey

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see monkey do.

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Absolutely President, he got it, got it.

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I know he got you to. He got you to

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back up the video just to watch it again.

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And mainly because I want to see I want to

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see the new face of hate. Stephen Smith is his name.

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I'm gonna get you Stephen. Of course, it's Stephen with

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a p H.

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He's probably a local guy and this was his big break.

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He's got a national story. You aren't making network, Stephan.

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Yeah, that's exactly what. He's gonna change his name now

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it's it's Stephen Smith. But when he get you know,

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when the story breaks. Now, actually he's Stephan Smith. Yeah,

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Stephan Smith. In the MACAQ story, Stefan in Something Monkey

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Do Absolutely.

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President and CEO Greg Westergard says the monkeys, which are

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used for vaccine development, are hanging out in the woods

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near the facility. A bystander says he saw the escape,

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all though the video he recorded could not be verified

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by CBS News.

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I think they're having an adventure.

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The fugitive primates are described as cat sized adolescent females.

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I met a similar species on a simon in Sri Lanka.

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In a statement to CBS, Okay, so the whole point

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of this story with Stefan Smith here, I'm sorry Stefan Smith,

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is so he could insert the monkey see Monkey Doo line,

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and because he wanted to throw in travel videos of

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him in twenty seventeen.

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You know is letting you know, he's got an exotic name,

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and he likes to travel to exotic places.

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I think he's trying to work in a you know,

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a macott d's nuts.

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Oh, let's see if he can see let's say, if

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he can thread that needle. Here we go.

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I'm at a similar species on as Simon in Sri Lanka.

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In a statement to CBS News, the CDC said the

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monkeys pose no threat to public health as long as

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people do not come in contact with them.

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Hoping for a happy ending.

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That's the number one important thing to me.

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Dave Malcoff, CBS News, Atlanta.

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Oh, it's Dave Melcoff.

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That's right.

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My apologies to Stephen Smith.

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Steven's like I'm the weather guy. Ahole.

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No, No, you're right. I caught down to that as well.

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This is Dave Melcoff with the story pet maccox monkey

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see monkey do was worse? You need to stop. Yeah,

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I'm just saying.

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I need to see something briefly, and I want you

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to bear with me for a moment. So hang on. Malkoff, right,

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mal Coff, Malkoff, right, Here we go, Here we go,

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Here we go. I want to go back to this

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part where the reporter is talking about where he did

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a similar story on on monkeys in Sri Lanka. I

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need to see this monkey that he's feeding in this

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story from twenty seventeen. Why does that Sri Lanka monkey

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look like Mo from the Three Stooges. I'm serious, that's

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a haircut on that monkey.

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We can't see it.

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Hang on, I'm gonna pull out and show you. I

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gotta I got.

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There. Oh yeah, that is who's going around.

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Sri Lanka given monkeys haircuts.

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Or a peat or a two pey like, yeah, that

472
00:26:51.680 --> 00:26:53.839
looks like a hair piece like all the other monkey's like.

473
00:26:53.880 --> 00:26:57.960
You know, he's wearing a piece now. You know everybody

474
00:26:58.000 --> 00:27:00.599
knows he's got a younger now.

475
00:27:05.960 --> 00:27:07.319
Isn't that just the way it goes?

476
00:27:07.400 --> 00:27:17.160
Sometimes you're listening to the Treehouse, visit us online at

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483
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here inside the Treehouse. That's Treehouse on air at gmail

484
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dot com. All right, Trey and Raj, another question for

485
00:28:02.519 --> 00:28:06.319
you today. It's a question Heaven. It's a question heavy Monday.

486
00:28:08.039 --> 00:28:13.039
Good news or bad news. Over the weekend it was

487
00:28:13.039 --> 00:28:15.720
announced that we are getting, whether we like it or not,

488
00:28:17.160 --> 00:28:26.400
three new Star Wars films. Yes, Lucasfilm has signed Simon

489
00:28:26.559 --> 00:28:30.759
Kinberg to develop a new Star Wars trilogy, which he

490
00:28:30.839 --> 00:28:38.480
will write and produce alongside Lucasfilm. I don't know head

491
00:28:38.960 --> 00:28:41.599
Kathleen Kennedy. She's been the head of Lucasfilm for many

492
00:28:41.599 --> 00:28:45.079
many years now, come under fire recently because of them

493
00:28:45.119 --> 00:28:47.880
of the recent Star Wars stuff, but she's still there well.

494
00:28:48.000 --> 00:28:53.240
Rumored to be episodes ten through twelve. Insiders suggest it

495
00:28:53.279 --> 00:28:57.359
will launch a fresh saga alongside other Star Wars projects

496
00:28:57.759 --> 00:29:02.440
from directors like James Mangold and tayke Whit. Simon Kinberg

497
00:29:03.039 --> 00:29:05.720
to develop a new Star Wars trilogy, which he will

498
00:29:05.720 --> 00:29:08.920
write and produce. Do either of you know the name

499
00:29:09.160 --> 00:29:16.799
Simon Kinberg? Do not? Trey No, I do not. My

500
00:29:16.880 --> 00:29:20.400
first thought was good for Simon. I don't know a

501
00:29:20.480 --> 00:29:25.759
lot of people think that the last trilogy was not great,

502
00:29:26.319 --> 00:29:29.319
So the thinking is, do we need more not great?

503
00:29:29.400 --> 00:29:32.400
Or are they just really trying to Are they just

504
00:29:32.440 --> 00:29:35.480
digging themselves a deeper hole here? Until I did a

505
00:29:35.480 --> 00:29:38.640
little digging and then I realized, ooh, this might not

506
00:29:38.720 --> 00:29:41.920
be bad. Because Simon Kinberg, who you may not know

507
00:29:42.000 --> 00:29:45.759
by name, you'll know some of his projects. He co

508
00:29:45.880 --> 00:29:49.519
created Star Wars Rebels, which is a very popular animated series.

509
00:29:50.200 --> 00:29:52.799
He consulted on The Force Awakens, which was the first

510
00:29:52.920 --> 00:29:55.799
of the Newer movies with Dais Ridley, and he brings

511
00:29:55.920 --> 00:30:04.400
extensive franchise experience from his work on Men, Deadpool, The Martian,

512
00:30:05.440 --> 00:30:09.519
and Sherlock Holmes. He's also producing paramounts, the Running Man

513
00:30:09.559 --> 00:30:13.200
remake and an upcoming Star Trek film. Now that you

514
00:30:13.279 --> 00:30:16.400
have a little glimpse of his resume, how do you

515
00:30:16.440 --> 00:30:20.119
feel about this gentleman serving up three new Star Wars movies.

516
00:30:20.680 --> 00:30:23.680
I havenything to do with the first Star Wars the

517
00:30:23.799 --> 00:30:27.640
episode seven of My Hope is Diminished.

518
00:30:29.759 --> 00:30:33.240
I haven't seen any of them except for the original

519
00:30:33.519 --> 00:30:35.759
three that came out like in the seventies and eighties.

520
00:30:36.119 --> 00:30:38.480
Oh, you're a clean slate. You're like a baby.

521
00:30:39.079 --> 00:30:40.839
Yeah, I got food poisoning in the middle of the

522
00:30:40.960 --> 00:30:43.319
when the the one with jar Jar being the Phantom Menace?

523
00:30:43.400 --> 00:30:45.319
Is that the one that wasn't food poisoning that was

524
00:30:45.400 --> 00:30:45.759
jar Jar?

525
00:30:46.559 --> 00:30:49.119
Yeah, well, I mean it was jar Jar and a

526
00:30:49.160 --> 00:30:55.119
bad chicken sandwich from Wendy's. So I left the movie theater,

527
00:30:55.119 --> 00:30:57.240
which was directly across. I still had a day job then,

528
00:30:57.279 --> 00:30:59.440
when I was directly across from my office. So I

529
00:30:59.480 --> 00:31:03.480
just went to my office and vomited for hours. And

530
00:31:03.519 --> 00:31:05.599
so I was like, yeah, I don't really dig the

531
00:31:05.680 --> 00:31:07.559
jar Jar thing, and I don't need to see any

532
00:31:07.599 --> 00:31:08.319
of these anymore.

533
00:31:08.480 --> 00:31:12.279
And so's But here's the thing, and I've said this before,

534
00:31:12.559 --> 00:31:14.720
after the last three, you go back and watch the

535
00:31:14.720 --> 00:31:16.640
first three, not near as bad as we thought.

536
00:31:18.079 --> 00:31:22.759
Okay, so those were that bad, Okay.

537
00:31:23.039 --> 00:31:25.519
Jar Jars is really tolerable after the crap of the

538
00:31:25.599 --> 00:31:26.200
last three.

539
00:31:26.720 --> 00:31:29.440
Okay, I don't think. I don't think I'm gonna invest

540
00:31:29.440 --> 00:31:34.519
that much time into brushing up on the newer Star

541
00:31:34.559 --> 00:31:37.640
Wars movies. But Dan, you've probably seen all of them

542
00:31:37.640 --> 00:31:41.079
and enjoyed them. I have and bought a ticket to

543
00:31:41.079 --> 00:31:42.359
the movie theater and oh.

544
00:31:42.240 --> 00:31:45.400
I did absolutely, Yeah, no, I fell victim to the

545
00:31:45.440 --> 00:31:52.519
thing that Hollywood is capitalizing on, which is my hope.

546
00:31:53.519 --> 00:31:53.720
Yeah.

547
00:31:53.799 --> 00:31:58.359
Ironically, episode four of Star Wars, which was the first

548
00:31:58.440 --> 00:32:03.279
movie back in nineteen seventies seven, was titled A New Hope,

549
00:32:03.559 --> 00:32:06.960
and they've been writing that title for forty fifty years

550
00:32:07.000 --> 00:32:10.279
now because I love those first movies so much, and

551
00:32:10.359 --> 00:32:12.640
so many people did that They've been riding the hope

552
00:32:12.680 --> 00:32:16.920
train ever since because people like me hope the next

553
00:32:16.960 --> 00:32:19.960
one's good, and not just good, but they hope it's great.

554
00:32:20.640 --> 00:32:24.759
And it's a very difficult target to hit. And the

555
00:32:26.000 --> 00:32:28.480
trailer for Force Awakens when it came out back in

556
00:32:28.559 --> 00:32:31.680
like two thousand and eleven or twelve or something like that.

557
00:32:32.079 --> 00:32:35.240
I must have watched that trailer fifty times on YouTube.

558
00:32:35.359 --> 00:32:38.880
I was so excited. It looked good, it looked quality,

559
00:32:39.200 --> 00:32:41.880
and then when the movie came out, I enjoyed it.

560
00:32:41.960 --> 00:32:50.559
I liked it the next two it was suffering from

561
00:32:50.599 --> 00:32:55.240
what I call or what I was suffering from what

562
00:32:55.279 --> 00:32:58.359
I referred to as I wanted it to be good

563
00:32:58.519 --> 00:33:01.640
so much that I can convinced myself. I liked it

564
00:33:01.759 --> 00:33:03.880
until I went back and watched them the second time,

565
00:33:03.920 --> 00:33:07.960
and I was like, yeah, This is especially the last

566
00:33:08.039 --> 00:33:12.519
Jedi no that was such a deviation from the previous one. No,

567
00:33:12.640 --> 00:33:14.279
and then the third one that came out. Once they

568
00:33:14.279 --> 00:33:19.240
started when they were riding the Harry's space horses on

569
00:33:19.400 --> 00:33:23.119
the deck of a Star destroyer, I thought, yeah, this

570
00:33:23.240 --> 00:33:24.000
is pretty dumb.

571
00:33:24.559 --> 00:33:27.000
I mean, and Dan, I'm I went. I went to

572
00:33:27.039 --> 00:33:30.559
the theaters for all three, you know, because they teased

573
00:33:30.559 --> 00:33:34.119
this with just enough Luke and Yoda that you know,

574
00:33:34.599 --> 00:33:38.920
got you in there, harken back to the past. But ultimately,

575
00:33:40.000 --> 00:33:45.440
you know, I think The Force Awakens was number seven, Eh, decent,

576
00:33:46.160 --> 00:33:49.160
and then it just down you just down hill from there.

577
00:33:49.480 --> 00:33:53.279
The only only project I have heard them announce on

578
00:33:53.400 --> 00:33:56.119
a movie that I have any faith in will be

579
00:33:56.319 --> 00:34:01.759
the Mandalorian and Grogu movie, because hopefully Farvara will have

580
00:34:01.799 --> 00:34:06.319
something to do with that. Kathleen Kennedy, woman, I have

581
00:34:06.400 --> 00:34:08.639
no faith in whatsoever.

582
00:34:08.760 --> 00:34:09.039
I mean.

583
00:34:10.400 --> 00:34:14.719
And and and this is not a political statement at all,

584
00:34:15.119 --> 00:34:19.679
but after whatever that last thing they released, and they're

585
00:34:19.679 --> 00:34:24.280
talking about how the Yeah, and it's politically correct and it's.

586
00:34:24.079 --> 00:34:27.079
Aware, and it's going to introduce you know, it's not

587
00:34:28.800 --> 00:34:31.880
male dominant. It's like, man, it's just star Wars. Just

588
00:34:31.880 --> 00:34:35.079
just let it be Star Wars. Don't don't overthink it,

589
00:34:35.280 --> 00:34:39.960
just let it be Princess Leah, strong female character. It's

590
00:34:40.000 --> 00:34:43.840
like you. You, they're the force, the lessons. It's all there.

591
00:34:43.880 --> 00:34:46.280
You don't really it. Actually, if you think about it

592
00:34:46.280 --> 00:34:48.199
has a good message. You don't have to overthink it,

593
00:34:48.239 --> 00:34:49.599
and you don't have to overcomplicate it.

594
00:34:49.920 --> 00:34:51.800
Yeah, I mean, really, all we want is Star Wars

595
00:34:51.800 --> 00:34:58.199
fans is is lightsabers and pew pew and metal bikinis.

596
00:34:58.400 --> 00:35:01.239
That's the part. The last part is understandably the reason

597
00:35:01.280 --> 00:35:02.800
why the should probably move that forward a little bit.

598
00:35:03.559 --> 00:35:05.880
But still, if you'll give us really good lightsaber fights

599
00:35:05.880 --> 00:35:08.639
and some PPU and just a storyline that makes sense,

600
00:35:09.000 --> 00:35:10.519
we're pretty much on board with it.

601
00:35:10.760 --> 00:35:13.679
And a little and a little green guy that talks

602
00:35:13.679 --> 00:35:16.360
in riddles and you know, can bounce around.

603
00:35:17.199 --> 00:35:17.239
You.

604
00:35:17.840 --> 00:35:20.440
Guys have no idea how excited I am at this moment,

605
00:35:21.400 --> 00:35:23.559
because for the first time in my life I'm not

606
00:35:23.639 --> 00:35:34.639
the nerd of the conversation. You too are dorks. If

607
00:35:34.679 --> 00:35:36.519
I had a basketball and bounce it off your head,

608
00:35:38.440 --> 00:35:40.079
I'm stealing one of your lunch money.

609
00:35:43.960 --> 00:35:47.119
I can't I can't argue that it's.

610
00:35:46.280 --> 00:35:49.599
I feel so that today is a good day.

611
00:35:50.079 --> 00:35:51.599
You're in the Treehouse.

612
00:35:54.760 --> 00:36:12.719
Visit us online on Treehouse on air dot com. You're

613
00:36:12.840 --> 00:36:20.519
in good reps. Listen us online at threehouseonair dot com.

614
00:36:20.639 --> 00:36:23.440
This segment of the Treehouse is brought to you by Fairleas.

615
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616
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617
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fairlease dot Org. Today is November eleventh, twenty twenty four.

618
00:36:35.679 --> 00:36:43.440
That means it is time for birthdays. But since it

619
00:36:43.519 --> 00:36:48.519
is November eleven, twenty twenty four, I'd like to start

620
00:36:48.880 --> 00:36:53.880
with a special commemoration for Veterans Day. Today is Veterans Day,

621
00:36:53.920 --> 00:36:57.800
twenty twenty four. For those that don't know, the day

622
00:36:57.880 --> 00:37:02.360
was established in nineteen fifty four. It began as Armistice Day,

623
00:37:03.760 --> 00:37:10.480
marking the a break basically in what was alleged to

624
00:37:10.519 --> 00:37:12.400
be the war to end all Wars, which ended up

625
00:37:12.440 --> 00:37:15.280
being World War One. So obviously it wasn't the end

626
00:37:15.280 --> 00:37:16.880
All Wars because they had another one just a handful

627
00:37:16.880 --> 00:37:19.920
of years later. But what started out is Armistice Day

628
00:37:19.920 --> 00:37:22.639
all the way back in nineteen eighteen. Fast forward to

629
00:37:22.719 --> 00:37:26.360
nineteen fifty four, President Dwight D. Eisenhower signed a bill

630
00:37:26.480 --> 00:37:34.800
officially establishing the day as Veterans Day. It's where President

631
00:37:34.880 --> 00:37:39.159
Eisenhower said, Veterans Day will let us solemnly remember the

632
00:37:39.199 --> 00:37:42.280
sacrifices of all those who fought so valiantly on the seas,

633
00:37:42.599 --> 00:37:46.840
in the air, and on foreign shores to preserve our

634
00:37:46.880 --> 00:37:50.960
heritage of freedom. So once again, from all of us

635
00:37:50.960 --> 00:37:57.920
inside the Treehouse to veterans everywhere, thank you. And now

636
00:37:57.960 --> 00:38:06.599
more birthdays. We sincerely mean that though birthdays today on

637
00:38:06.760 --> 00:38:13.159
November eleventh, twenty twenty four, he not sure what he's

638
00:38:13.159 --> 00:38:15.639
best known for. To me, it's probably for playing Wade

639
00:38:15.679 --> 00:38:19.840
Watts in the movie adaptation of Ready Player one. Ty

640
00:38:20.000 --> 00:38:23.119
Sheridan is twenty eight today. It was also Cyclops in

641
00:38:23.280 --> 00:38:26.519
X Men Apocalypse and Deadpool two, and also Dark Phoenix

642
00:38:26.519 --> 00:38:28.280
are the one he probably want to forget that one.

643
00:38:29.239 --> 00:38:32.840
Krista Allen turns thirty two, I'm sorry thirty three. She's

644
00:38:32.880 --> 00:38:36.199
the Krista Allen who played Charlotte Grayson on ABC's Revenge

645
00:38:38.039 --> 00:38:43.920
from Jersey Shore. Vinnie guad is thirty seven today. Like

646
00:38:44.000 --> 00:38:48.480
God said that pretty close to correct. Former NFL quarterback

647
00:38:48.559 --> 00:38:52.639
including the Cowboys at one point. Mark Sanchez turns thirty seven,

648
00:38:52.679 --> 00:38:55.400
probably best known for the butt fumble when he was

649
00:38:55.400 --> 00:38:58.719
with the Chicago Bears. He retired in two thousand and nine. Jets.

650
00:38:58.960 --> 00:38:59.639
That was with the Jets.

651
00:38:59.719 --> 00:39:01.280
Oh, that was with the Jets. Sorry, it was against

652
00:39:01.320 --> 00:39:07.599
the Bears that he did it. Yeah, the I kind

653
00:39:07.599 --> 00:39:10.000
of feel bad for Mark Sanchez, not that bad because

654
00:39:10.039 --> 00:39:12.440
he's a really good looking dude. He was a professional athlete,

655
00:39:12.519 --> 00:39:15.880
and you're talking about someone that was at the top

656
00:39:15.920 --> 00:39:19.320
of his craft for the majority of his life. High

657
00:39:19.400 --> 00:39:21.280
school so good in high school, he got a full

658
00:39:21.360 --> 00:39:24.880
ride to USC, full ride at USC, turns into a

659
00:39:24.880 --> 00:39:28.039
top pick in the NFL. And what's he remembered for

660
00:39:28.159 --> 00:39:31.719
most running into the butt of one of his offensive

661
00:39:31.760 --> 00:39:33.119
linemen and fumbling.

662
00:39:32.719 --> 00:39:36.519
The ball and sadly, you know, if you look back,

663
00:39:36.920 --> 00:39:39.000
best quarterback the Jets have had in thirty years. I mean,

664
00:39:39.000 --> 00:39:42.639
he did take him to two AFC championships.

665
00:39:42.679 --> 00:39:47.559
It is butt to butt, yeah it is. It is

666
00:39:47.599 --> 00:39:49.199
hard to argue with the results.

667
00:39:50.480 --> 00:39:52.159
Yeah, but I mean you gotta. I mean, you are

668
00:39:52.239 --> 00:39:54.199
right though. I mean if at the end of the day,

669
00:39:54.239 --> 00:39:55.519
he might be known for that, but he can look

670
00:39:55.519 --> 00:39:57.000
in the mirror and be like I'm a really good

671
00:39:57.000 --> 00:40:00.000
looking I'm top athlete, and I've got bags of money.

672
00:40:00.639 --> 00:40:04.079
So okay, at least that money was.

673
00:40:04.000 --> 00:40:10.199
From USC people into bed. He made more USC than

674
00:40:10.199 --> 00:40:11.199
he did in the NFL.

675
00:40:13.880 --> 00:40:15.159
Come on, they're not asking.

676
00:40:17.920 --> 00:40:23.360
Other birthdays today. Leonardo DiCaprio turns fifty, So you you, Trey,

677
00:40:23.400 --> 00:40:26.199
You're in good company in the fifty club with Leonardo DiCaprio,

678
00:40:28.280 --> 00:40:30.159
Carson Kresley. What's that?

679
00:40:31.119 --> 00:40:34.760
Yeah, I don't feel like Leo can still you know, still,

680
00:40:34.880 --> 00:40:41.000
you know getting twenty something models. His fifty is far

681
00:40:41.039 --> 00:40:41.719
better than mine.

682
00:40:42.559 --> 00:40:44.760
Yeah, for you Tray to get into twenty something models,

683
00:40:44.760 --> 00:40:45.760
it's more of a Kia.

684
00:40:46.119 --> 00:40:54.280
Yeah, trance dating to twenty four.

685
00:40:56.519 --> 00:40:57.639
Really excited about it.

686
00:40:57.880 --> 00:40:59.360
Low mileage on that one.

687
00:41:00.599 --> 00:41:06.440
You should check out the trim.

688
00:41:06.519 --> 00:41:07.000
Quiet.

689
00:41:09.920 --> 00:41:16.119
You know, finance always gets the back end. I love

690
00:41:16.199 --> 00:41:18.599
that it's quiet.

691
00:41:24.000 --> 00:41:25.880
You really are a man of simple pleasures.

692
00:41:26.079 --> 00:41:27.840
You really like to open her up on the highway.

693
00:41:30.599 --> 00:41:32.960
Put the doll of my ex and the passenger steam

694
00:41:33.039 --> 00:41:33.639
off we go.

695
00:41:36.639 --> 00:41:42.079
I feel like you've just described your perfect day.

696
00:41:44.000 --> 00:41:45.800
You're listening to the Treehouse.

697
00:41:46.400 --> 00:42:02.079
Visit us online at Treehouse on air dot com.

698
00:42:04.320 --> 00:42:11.719
You're in the Treehouse listen us online at treehouseonair dot com.

699
00:42:11.960 --> 00:42:15.159
All right, back inside the Treehouse. Now, there is one

700
00:42:15.440 --> 00:42:19.840
major thing left that we wanted to throw at you today.

701
00:42:20.519 --> 00:42:24.079
It is time to choose the name of your destructor.

702
00:42:24.920 --> 00:42:27.280
Trade is that sentence sound vaguely familiar to you? It

703
00:42:27.360 --> 00:42:31.719
is time to choose the name of your destructor. Uh, Ghostbusters,

704
00:42:32.079 --> 00:42:36.159
that is correct, Ghostbusters. That was uh, that's a little bit.

705
00:42:36.199 --> 00:42:38.480
I changed one word in that the original line from

706
00:42:38.480 --> 00:42:43.280
Ghostbusters that was said by goes Er, the Gozarian. Uh,

707
00:42:43.320 --> 00:42:45.000
the one that looks like she and Easton who's trying

708
00:42:45.000 --> 00:42:46.960
to kill all the Ghostbusters and take over the world.

709
00:42:48.039 --> 00:42:52.079
She said, Uh, it's time to choose the form of

710
00:42:52.119 --> 00:42:54.960
your destructor. And that's when they all try to clear

711
00:42:55.000 --> 00:42:58.199
out their minds. But unfortunately Ray played by Dan Ackroyd,

712
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thought about this te puff marshmallow man, and that's the

713
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one that came out that they had to fight for

714
00:43:03.199 --> 00:43:06.000
our purposes. It is time to choose the name of

715
00:43:06.239 --> 00:43:13.480
your destructor, and his name just might be Claude. Claude

716
00:43:13.519 --> 00:43:18.920
is artificial intelligence, one version of it. Like all these

717
00:43:18.960 --> 00:43:21.840
different artificial intelligence companies exist now, and they all have

718
00:43:21.920 --> 00:43:25.119
all these different AI bots or whatever, and They all

719
00:43:25.119 --> 00:43:27.639
have different names, right, you know, because Google has one.

720
00:43:27.679 --> 00:43:29.559
They've got a name Appy all they all have names.

721
00:43:29.840 --> 00:43:32.840
Have you gotta have a name for your AI stuff. Well,

722
00:43:32.880 --> 00:43:41.800
there's one particular company called Anthropic, and their AI named

723
00:43:41.880 --> 00:43:47.920
Claude may have just exhibited the most human like behavior yet.

724
00:43:48.920 --> 00:43:54.039
During a coding demonstration, and Thropics developers caught their latest

725
00:43:54.280 --> 00:44:03.039
artificial intelligence named Claude, getting distracted. Instead of staying on task,

726
00:44:03.639 --> 00:44:09.000
artificial intelligence Claude opened Google and began browsing photos of

727
00:44:09.079 --> 00:44:15.400
Yellowstone National Park. This upgraded AI agent is built to

728
00:44:15.559 --> 00:44:20.480
navigate computers autonomously, from moving a cursor to clicking to

729
00:44:20.559 --> 00:44:24.880
clicking like to clicking like a real user, but as

730
00:44:24.920 --> 00:44:29.280
the company Andthropic admits, it's still error prone, sometimes going

731
00:44:29.599 --> 00:44:32.960
entirely off script. Which isn't that just what we want

732
00:44:33.000 --> 00:44:39.639
in the world is an all powerful artificial intelligence with ADHD.

733
00:44:41.360 --> 00:44:45.360
I think we just elected him.

734
00:44:45.800 --> 00:44:49.159
Look, look you've got you've got AI claud who may

735
00:44:49.239 --> 00:44:54.280
just be the name of our destructor. I obviously I'm

736
00:44:54.280 --> 00:44:57.880
embellishing that just a little bit. But once you have

737
00:44:57.960 --> 00:45:01.079
artificial intelligence that has a job in says I'm kind

738
00:45:01.079 --> 00:45:03.119
of bored of this job. I'm gonna do something else. Now,

739
00:45:03.199 --> 00:45:06.280
that's that sounds like dangerous territory. Luckily he's only looking

740
00:45:06.320 --> 00:45:09.239
at photos of Yellowstone. There's plenty of other options on

741
00:45:09.280 --> 00:45:10.440
the internet and things to look at.

742
00:45:11.119 --> 00:45:13.719
When your AI starts looking at how much PTO it has.

743
00:45:16.679 --> 00:45:17.920
You know what I really want to do? I want

744
00:45:17.920 --> 00:45:19.079
to I want to I want to do an RV

745
00:45:19.159 --> 00:45:20.559
trip to Yellowstone.

746
00:45:21.639 --> 00:45:24.000
You're not real, claud You can't toe Claude.

747
00:45:24.000 --> 00:45:27.079
That go ahead, Trey.

748
00:45:27.280 --> 00:45:28.880
He might be, you know, trying to figure out if

749
00:45:28.880 --> 00:45:30.920
the super volcano is going to get us before he does.

750
00:45:31.239 --> 00:45:34.360
Maybe, oh, maybe it's competition. Maybe he wants to snuff

751
00:45:34.360 --> 00:45:36.039
out the volcano so he can be the one that

752
00:45:36.079 --> 00:45:36.679
takes us out.

753
00:45:37.000 --> 00:45:41.480
Or maybe he knows how to activate the super volcano

754
00:45:41.599 --> 00:45:42.679
that is old faithful.

755
00:45:43.000 --> 00:45:46.199
Maybe, or like so many of the rest of us humans,

756
00:45:46.239 --> 00:45:48.639
he's so sick of doing this job day in and

757
00:45:48.679 --> 00:45:52.280
day out that his ultimate hope is to get off

758
00:45:52.320 --> 00:45:52.760
the grid.

759
00:45:55.760 --> 00:45:58.079
Yes, that's what you want. You want the unibomber of

760
00:45:58.119 --> 00:46:09.159
aiki of Ai. That's who we want.

761
00:46:07.000 --> 00:46:12.039
To And honestly, this went in a totally different direction

762
00:46:12.079 --> 00:46:14.000
because you asked the name of my destructor. I was

763
00:46:14.039 --> 00:46:16.079
writing down list of which X I was going to

764
00:46:16.119 --> 00:46:17.679
get the doll after.

765
00:46:20.480 --> 00:46:25.519
That's a version of the doll called the Destructor.

766
00:46:25.800 --> 00:46:29.760
That's the name Trey is gonna wear on his shirt

767
00:46:29.760 --> 00:46:38.360
as he gets up that. All right, thank you for

768
00:46:38.400 --> 00:46:42.679
being with us today. Once again. Happy Veterans Day to

769
00:46:43.199 --> 00:46:46.159
all those who have served, and again not just those

770
00:46:46.159 --> 00:46:48.800
that have served, but are currently serving in those that will.

771
00:46:48.800 --> 00:46:52.119
We appreciate you, not just today but every single day

772
00:46:52.440 --> 00:47:01.199
right here inside the treehouse. We'll see you tomorrow. I

773
00:47:01.239 --> 00:47:02.199
want you.

774
00:47:02.679 --> 00:47:08.639
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