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It is time to leave your worries
outside and laugh with us inside the Treehouse.

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I'm Daniel Malley, along the Trade
Trendholme and Raj Sharma. It is

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Fridday, July nineteenth, twenty twenty
four, just over one week away from

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the Treehouse Pool Party at the Fraternal
Order of Eagles Pool in Dallas on our

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turo drive. That'll be from one
to four. We'll do a live taping

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of the show around like one to
three pm. We will not only be

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celebrating us having the pool party,
We'll be selling some lovely merch that we

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will be fully debuting on Monday,
so keep an eye on our social media

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channels at Treehouse on air for that. We will also be celebrating our very

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own trade Trenholme's fiftieth birthday. Trey
officially turns fifty on Friday, the twenty

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sixth. We will party. I
don't know how hardy, but we'll party

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the next day on the twenty seventh. And and it's a joint birthday celebration

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because not only is a Trey's birthday
the day before in the twenty sixth,

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it is also Jacqueline's birthday from Brooks
plumbing. Oh right on, Yeah,

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okay, so we're also have to
have a good old time at the FOE

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in Dallas Saturday, July twenty seventh. And if you and if you get

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your tickets now, everybody gets an
eagle. That is comedian raj at gmail

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dot com. He will work on
fulfillment of that promise because I am not

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you can no, we can do. We can do an adopt an egally

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eagle program, like you know the
bias Star radio station or the bird.

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No, everybody wants the bird.
The station's everyone. It's kind of like

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that thing like out front on the
curb ready for bulk trash, Like you

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roll by slowly, take a look
at it, but you're not sure.

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Maybe how much for the bird,
like if it's next to a toilet sitting

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on the curb, like which one
do? I think? Not sure anyway.

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Today is Friday, July nineteenth,
twenty twenty four. Happy Friday.

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We are now almost one week removed
from the assassination attempt on former President Trump's

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life. What was an apparent attempted
a bullet meant for his head instead whiz

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through his ear. Number of shots
fired, the suspected gunman dead, lots

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of issues coming from it. We're
not gonna into the conspiracy theories or the

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one story I heard about how ridiculous
it sounded. Not even sure if it's

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true that apparently the police swat team
that was assigned to the building didn't want

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to go up on the roof because
it was hot, which apparently, if

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that's true, that makes it even
worse because the shooter didn't mind it,

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and he was wearing shorts, so
you know, his legs were hot when

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he was firing. Anyway, there's
lots of stupid stuff that surrounded the event

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in general. One of the things
that has stood out to me since is

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that it came right before the start
of the Republican National Convention. That's where

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Trump has now been named as the
nominee for the Republican Party as for President

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twenty twenty four. It's to me, it's so unlike Donald Trump to miss

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a branding opportunity of this magnitude.
To come out at the Republican National Convention

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with a plane white bandage on his
ear seems to go against everything that he

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has built throughout his entire life.
You would expect, at least the Trump

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Organization logo on it, on the
white little ear bandage. Perhaps even an

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American flag there on the white bandage
as opposed to just a plain white bandage.

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Hell, put your mugshot on it. That would look better than the

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white bandage. Even better, you
can go a little meta with it.

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Take that kick ass photo of you
standing up from the podium right after the

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bullet went through your ear raising a
fist. Put that photo on the white

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bandage. That would look cool as
it is. The only benefit of the

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white bandage I can come up with
is that maybe Mike Lindell, the my

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pillow guy, is thinking he should
go with tiny ear pillows to expand his

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business. Outside of that, this
seems like a missed opportunity. That's what

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I have to say about that.
However, there was more than one assassination

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on an ear within the last week. I'm, of course talking about the

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home run derby at the Major League
All Star Game earlier this week, where

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the national anthem was dare I say
sung? I mean, I've seen better

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American idol auditions that did not get
a ticket to LA than that. I've

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seen better karaoke drunk at like one
am. Well, the that's what she's

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saying right that she was extremely hammered
and is now checking herself into rehab.

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That is what Ingrid and Dress has
said on the Heels. I think it

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was the next day, the next
day, or maybe two days after she

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released a statement on social media after
she had what many people were calling the

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worst rendition of the national anthem.
Ever, yes, she's also opening.

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I don't know if you know she's
opening for Three Doors Down? Who's opening

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for Creed? I want you to
hear that again. She's opening, and

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then it's three Doors Down is the
She's the opening opening act. Three Doors

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Down is the opening act, Finger
eleven is the feature act, and Creed

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is the headliner. This is where
we are today. You couldn't get a

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batboy to do the anthem. I
mean that's what I've first started seeing a

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strollag because I had no idea who
she was. You know, I thought

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there's some you know, nepotism going
on and some Rangers executive wanted their you

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know, their little girl to go
sing or whatever. Then you find out

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she's a Grammy nominated It's like,
I know drunk, I was drunk for

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twenty five years. What the hell
were you drinking? Because that's some powerful

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stuff to make you sound if you
if you actually can sing, that's some

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powerful stuff. Yeah, I too
would like to know what her beverage of

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choice was, to be so drunk
that you sound like this. I was

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probably not gonna be connected. Hang
on a second, I actually like Trey.

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I saw it on social media the
next day, and it did not

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I did not listen to it in
its entirety because I was like, you

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know what if it's if it's as
bad as they say, I kind of

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want to save this for the show
because I would like to be surprised.

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And I realized I needed to listen
to at least a little bit of it

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so I could at least speak to
it and know where the truly awful parts

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are. And I found it difficult
to pinpoint, but I think I found

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where it really goes off the rails. But let's take a quick listen here

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to Ingrid addresses rendition of the star
spangle banner. Can you see by the

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dawns light? What's so brownly?
We by the trial lights? Screen,

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foods, broad shape sound bay Si
through the pairs? Fine, now,

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real quick, So far it's not
the worst. She had the lyric mess

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up. She doesn't sound good.
She had one crack, but there's been

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worse throughout history. But it's about
to get real, real bad. Oh

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the rest. But we watch We're
So gayly stream and gets redly bombs yaypril

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do Then that a flag was Yeah, I believe that. I believe that's

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the area where she really went off
the rails. Uh or overboard might actually

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be a better way to put it, because I feel like if you have

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her singing trying to serenade the British
Army uh at the same time that Francis

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scott Key is observing the rockets red
glare, they might have just packed up

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and said effic you can have it. She goes to put some stink on

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it, and does she? That's
the trouble with putting stink on it.

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Sometimes the stink gets you back.
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hey, I just want to let
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they don't make those anymore, and
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they will be at the Treehouse pool
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so we're looking forward to seeing them
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we'll all be there, so that'll
be fun. Something not fun, though,

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that we discovered, or I forced
us all to listen to, was

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the home run Derby Star Spangled Banner
renditioned by Ingrid and Dress, to which

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she did, you know, release
that statement saying I was drunk and I'm

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gonna go get help, which is
probably a fairly smart tactic. It's like,

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look, I was messed up.
That's not my voice. I'm actually

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a really good singer. I just
wasn't last night, you know, because

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of the Jaeger or Mama Wana or
something. But she's not alone. Horrific

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renditions of the Star Spangled Banner are
kinda not a full on tradition, but

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they've happened and they stand out quite
a bit now. Some of those renditions

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were popular because they were meant to
be bad, or others were just meant

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to be a stylistic choice that seemed
to backfire, but they still did it

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anyway. But I did find a
montage what a lot of people believe to

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be the worst renditions of the National
anthem ever performed. So I want to

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see if you guys can guess the
singer on these Okay, okay, So

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I'll play the first part and then
I'll try to pose it and see if

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you can guess the singer, and
then we'll move on. Got it,

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got it? All right? So
here we go the worst renditions of the

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Star Spangled banner to make Ingrid and
Dress feel just a little bit better about

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herself. Ill they can, Yes, that's it, that's what Roseanne?

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Right, that would be correct?
Yes, very good? All right,

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that's the one where she meant it
to be bad. And it was obvious

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she wasn't even trying to sing if
she was just shrilling it. It's saying

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saying she's screamed. It doesn't even
sound fair to the word scream. I

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just don't know whose idea that that
was, Like, hey, who can

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we get? We have anybody who
can we get? Let's get a Roseanne.

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You know you're right. I think
at some point whoever makes a decision

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on that needs to face some serious
consequences. Yeah. Next up, see

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if you can guess this singer of
the national anthem so proudly we're so goodly

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stream So in case you couldn't quite
tell, it's not that the voice was

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so terrible there, it's that he
messed up the lyrics good and bad.

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Mm. I don't know who that
is. Is it a country singer?

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He is now? He is now? He would started out started out in

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the hard rock some would say metal
arena, and he is now a country

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singer. Uh metal the country?
Huh metal the country metal the country that

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sounds like something you do in your
career's failing. Well, I don't know.

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No, I don't think Keith Urban
has ever been metal, and he's

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Australian, so I don't think they
would get him to sing the National anthem.

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So uh, this is Aaron Lewis
of Stained. Oh, you made

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the jump from Stained into into country
music. So that's him screwing up the

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lyrics of the National anthem. Next
up on our list of terrible renditions of

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the National Anthem and the rot I
remember that one, hang on, hang

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on the I'll make a court now, No you won't. Uh narrator's note.

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He didn't make up for it.
In fact, Trey, I believe

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you got this one, Pegg Carl
Lewis, Oh, yeah, I remember

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America's fastest man back in the eighties. Yeah, that was one where he

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was really really trying to be good. And that's why to me, that

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may be the one that boy was
good terrible and he and he did I

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want to say, I beat his
own record running out of the citium that

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day, So that was that was
good, probably served him well. Ah

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Man Star was that the was that
the Fergie one? That is the one?

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Very good? Yeah, some people
said that she'd tried to do like

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a jazzy version of him. It's
like, man, that is a jazz

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club. I never want to go
into. No, that's like acid jazz.

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Okay. And finally, this one
is a classic. So not only

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is challenging because the singer has a
hard time keeping up with the backing music,

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but the broadcasters at the end of
it found a way to insert themselves

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into this performance. You're away or
the line. So what happened here is

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this is an old recording, but
this was before I believe in ear monitors.

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So the singer is trying to play
off the echoes in the in the

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building in the stadium, and so
he his timing was off with the organ

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player and he says to the singer, it sounded like Willie Nelson. It

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is not Willie Nelson. That is
not Willie Nelson. Okay, Trey and

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he guess no, this is Bobby
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I don't know. I don't know. I would know better than to have

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my neighbor sing the national length.
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Now, Bobby Vinton was a singer
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the seventies, and this national anthem
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ninety National League Playoff Game four,
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he had a difficulty keeping up with
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considered to be one of the bad
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save it on the fly. But
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wear as much as the broadcasters do. After he's done in Pittsburgh. You

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can do anything you want with the
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that is one Jack Buck, father
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yes he did have to apologize,
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in nineteen ninety, those jokes were
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Buck. Yeah, like, do
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the thoughts when the words entered your
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all? Or did he possibly think, Oh my god, I got a

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good punchline here and I can't wait
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in this in this sense is if
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explode the minds of all woke people. It would like everybody that is like

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cancel culture, woke whatever. The
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have popped off. It would look
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like that. Yeah, boy,
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Pittsburgh, you can do anything you
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Do they hand you the note that
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I think what's what happens is when
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they come in with like the cartoon
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next to he just has the sign
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Polish people does it take to remove
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Jack. Is there anything new and
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plumbing technology? Or is it all
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fashioned knowledge and skill. I'm gonna
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know that I think that any of
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consider fun and exciting. And it
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it all sometimes get a little your
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the same. You know. I
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I didn't like, I could die
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want something in your house that's going
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referring to. Is birthday on fred
July nineteenth, twenty twenty four. Birthdays

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today from the UFC. John Bones
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Texas Ranger Walker. He was also
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as Doctor Strange in the MCU.
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the Hobbit movies, and Sherlock Holmes
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eight. That is Steve Carroll's wife. She was a correspondent on the Daily

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Show and also played Michael's girlfriend Slash
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audio that goes with this one?
Hang on, I think this is

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it? And what I think could
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all time. He is sixty two
today. He played Mars Harper on Designated

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Survivor, but to most of us, he is best known as doctor Mark

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green on Er Goose in Top Gun, or even Gilbert Lowe in Revenge of

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the Nerds. But this is one
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his role as Goose in Top Gun. Jesus, you kill me and that

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kills me. I don't know why, but Happy birthday to Anthony Edwards.

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He is sixty two today. Oh
yeah, okay, I know the story.

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Rand I've been excited to share this
story with with you guys for a

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few days now. Release in California
have caught a pair of hugging bandits who

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would regularly run up to strangers,
give them a hug, and then steal

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their jewelry and run off. So
the hugging bandits have been arrested in California.

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Don't you feel safer? Uh?
It just like that, that's just

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kind of par for the course.
Like again, is this in La?

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Where was this what part of California? Uh? But uh yeah, I

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think so, hang on, let
me see give me one moment, mh

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just makes sense. Yes, this
is uh. This story originated from Fox

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eleven in Los Angeles. Yes,
of course it did. This story is

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far different. In Texas corses,
the headline would be dudes try to hug

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somebody, end up dead. They
did have the like in LA they also

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had this guy and they never found
him. And I'm so glad, but

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he was. He would run into
bars and cut off man buns and then

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take off running. And he was
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was like that that could if you
didn't know what a man bun was and

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you knew about West Hollywood, I'm
like, that's a terrible that's a terrible

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nickname to have. Is the man
unbanded or the best or the best?

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But when the man bun thing became
like this guy was so incested by the

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fact that people were doing that that
he would run into bars and he had

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a really really sharp knife and he
would just walk up behind him, cut

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him off and then take off running
out the door. And so sometimes there

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is you know, good and evil
in the world. They're true, that

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is that is a very wise observation. Rush for every two hugging bandits you

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have one man, one band like
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Well, I think the other thing
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when the Hugging Bandits get to prison. They're gonna find out that street hugs

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are very different than prison hugs.
Their most prize possessions are about to get

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stolen. They're jewels. Oh,
it's gonna be a fun day when when

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they arrive. What do you say
to somebody in jail what you went in

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for? Man hugging All, Ryan, Welcome, Welcome to I'm your new

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cell. Maate, my bitch,
You're gonna be known as the mouth hug

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Bandit. Yeah. Next thing you
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to see who gets the new the
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No, I'm just I'm just taking
this all in basically much like they

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will be. And now in my
mind they have man buns. Yeah,

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the meantime, It's important that I
share this very very meaningful story with you

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all. But is realized, I
think I'm in the wrong bank. Hang

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on, I found gentlemen's worlds collided
a couple of weekends ago when hundreds of

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gay men at the Crown Plaza downtown
Dallas attending the Daddy Land Party crossed paths

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with the Alpha Kappa Alpha Sorority National
Convention on The two groups got evicted because

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one didn't like the attire of the
other. Can you guess which one was

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wearing the the objectionable attire to get
all of them kicked out of the hotel,

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Roger believe I saw your hand up. You have a guess. I'm

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gonna go with the the the the
Sorority. Okay. I thought it wout

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to be a good like twist the
story I knew, I knew where I

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wanted to go. I wanted to
go with the Daddy Land attendees. The

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gay guys have the best conventions.
I mean they have the Texas Bear round

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up and now daddy Land. I
mean, yeah, yeah, daddy Land.

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That's that's great, that's right.
I'm good for them. Hundreds of

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gay men attending the daddy Land circuit
party in Dallas were evicted from the Crown

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Plaza downtown, the host hotel of
which they were staying, leading to mass

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confusion and accusations of homophobia. The
eviction was prompted by complaints by Alpha Kappa

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alf the sorority members who were also
in town for their biennial national convention.

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The hotel owners said the women complained
about the attire of some of the daddy

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Land attendees. Security officers and hotel
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on that Saturday. Occupants of eighty
eight rooms were asked to leave, and

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that was according to the hotel.
According to the hotel owner through a daddy

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Land representative, imagine having that on
your business card, They said, the

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number was closer to three hundred individuals. The notice was blunt and to the

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point the owner of the hotel is
requesting you leave immediately. You will get

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a refund. Police move out by
six pm. All parties and events are

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canceled Saturday, Sunday and Monday.
Wow, that's a lot of daddy happening.

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Uh what were they wearing? Do
we know? Probably? Yeah,

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that's we need to know what were
they wearing? I believe one answer.

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I believe one possible answer is each
other. I don't think a lot of

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them were walking around like Ted Knight
caddy Shack unless they were unless they were

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doing a cross cosplay between Ted Knight
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all the board. So I'd like
to take this opportunity of two very different

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groups of people, sorority girls and
daddy Land partygoers, and do an impromptu

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version of our new game inside the
Treehouse called Verses. Are you ready?

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Yep? Had things escalated at the
Crown Plaza downtown Dallas between the gay men

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attending the daddy Land party and the
Alpha Kappa Alpha sorority members at their national

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convention mm HM. Had things escalated
m and they got into a physical deathmatch

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altercation in the lobby of the hotel. Better Yet, if it spills out

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into the pool, which group do
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the punch? Oh? That's easy. Oh yeah, really, that's an

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easy one. Yeah, the AKA
the Sisters are gonna go. Yeah,

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they're they're gonna they're they're gonna have
much better nails, much stronger nails than

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the other than the Daddy Land goers. They're gonna. Yeah, there's gonna

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be a lot of there's gonna be
a lot of wigs come off and guys

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get choked. H which could be
on both parties. But so you're saying

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that it's that it's mainly because of
which which sorority it is, not,

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not just any So I if this
was the if it was the Tried Delt,

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no, I'll put my money on
the guys. But yeah, the

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Black sorority. Now, if this
was a try Delt, they'd be too

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scared to complain to get them thrown
out. Actually, they'd probably be wearing

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a lot of the same things and
sharing the same coke. But anyway,

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I'll look it for a daddy,
we see maybe that there would be the

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conflict that would get them pitted against
one another. There's only so many daddies

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to go around in that hotel.
That is true, But they might have

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they might have just combined forces and
turned into one giant group effort. The

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New Avengers movie is really going to
be interesting. Okay, let's do it

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quick. Hypothetical on top of this
hypothetical mm hmm. If you, Trey

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or you Raj were the daddy that
walked into the Crown Plaza downtown Dallas,

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O kay mm hmm. Which group
would you rather face off against in the

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death match? Would you yourself rather
take on the hundreds of scantily clad gay

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men at the daddy Land party or
the Alpha Kappa Alpha Sorority sisters. I

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don't understand the question, like take
on how a fight? It's it's a

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death match. That's what versus is. It's a death match. I'm now,

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I'm not asking you to to be
the center of a gang bang.

407
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Yeah, because one will be that
one will bang get a death and one

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I don't know. I think I
would kill myself or take the third option

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to just is running away crying an
option is that I think that was going

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to happen anyway? This daddy would
want his mommy. Trey, are you

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going to pretty much sign off on
the same answer? There Probably a good

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choice, although I would like to
see the reaction if you walked into that

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hotel, wearing your shirt that said
looking for Mommy. Thanks for hanging out

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with this inside the Treehouse today.
Be sure to check out the next episode

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on Monday. Enjoy your Friday and
the entire weekend from all of us inside

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the Treehouse to you. Have a
great sea there