Dec. 2, 2025

The Big Food Conspiracy | Tuesday December 02, 2025

The Big Food Conspiracy | Tuesday December 02, 2025
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On today's episode, we discuss the big food conspiracy that wants you to throw away leftovers, should a 95 year old man be driving a bus, what exactly is a "Grandma Stand", and why does Paul Anka know so much about Frank's frank?  

LINKS:

95-year-old Texas man is world's oldest bus driver | FOX 4 Dallas-Fort Worth

Is it safe to eat Thanksgiving leftovers? When to pitch the extra food

‘Grandma Stand’ brings wisdom and warmth to Downtown McKinney | wfaa.com

Paul Anka Confirms Frank Sinatra Had Large Penis

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It is time leave your worries outside and laugh with

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us inside the Treehouse. I'm Daniel Melley along with Trey

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Trenholm and Raj Sharma. Coming off of a long Thanksgiving holiday.

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For those of you that celebrated Thanksgiving, I hope you

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enjoyed it. This tray is looking around thinking, wasn't it

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over like a bunch of days ago. Yes, but there

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is one more piece of very important Thanksgiving news we

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have to share because on occasion we do some public

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service good. Yesterday was the last day to eat your

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Thanksgiving leftovers if you want to be safe. So while

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we're a little late, still just wanted to give you

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the heads up.

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I think that is a conspiracy, like on the part

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of Big Turkey or who's who's conspiring on when it's

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not safe to eat your Thanksgiving leftovers.

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So there.

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I think food companies push a narrative that your food

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goes bad and within a couple of days, and it doesn't.

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Especially in this day and age, so many of the

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things we use are so chuck full of preservatives they'll

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last a lot longer.

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I hate to be a bandwagoner, but in this case

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I am. I don't know if it's a grand conspiracy,

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but I certainly believe that we can eat food after

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companies say we shouldn't. I am a strong believer in that,

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and I've only paid the price a few times.

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Well, you know, you know.

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The beautiful thing about it is generally the sniff test

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will will root out any problems.

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Yeah, yeah, yeah, trust your nose. It's it's there for

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a reason. It's not there just to ruin your romantic life.

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If it's if it's a bad snause. Although if it's

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a bad snaz you know, if that's like really really big,

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that may be what saves your life. You can you

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know small bad food before anybody else. So you know,

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pluses and minuses. But according to the us DA, Monday

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it was the last day to safely consume certain Thanksgiving

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items like turkey, stuffing, potatoes, sweet potatoes, green beans, gravy,

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and pumpkin pie can all be stored in the fridge

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for three to four days. Okay, so day four is Monday.

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If you don't want to waste the food you have,

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most leftovers can last a few months. In the freezer,

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so you got to get those in there. There is

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one Thanksgiving staple though, that will survive in the fridge

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a little bit longer. Homemade cranberry sauce lasts a week

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to ten days, but the canned stuff up to two

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weeks in the fridge. Something that will make my wife

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do a happy dance in the other room. Because I

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am not making this up. I think I tell you

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the guys of this every Thanksgiving. The canned cranberry sauce

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is one of my wife's favorite Thanksgiving staples.

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So same with my mother. She loved that stuff. I

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can't stand it.

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And it has to be the canned It's not the

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jellied stuff that looks natural. No, no, she wants the

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most unnatural looking product on the planet on her plate.

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Everything else can look normal. Turkey can look like turkey,

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Stuffing can look like stuffing. Cranberry sauce has to have

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the can lines in it.

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M Yeah, my mother was the same way. I don't

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know why.

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I don't know where she picked that up from, but

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I'm assuming it was like at the hospital and they

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would have like, you know, like the potluck stuff that

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people bring in. I'm sure sure, somebody brought in canned

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uh granberry sauce, and my mother loved it.

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As we finished on Sunday night, as we finished, according

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to the USDA, in a proper amount of time. As

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we finished our Thanksgiving leftovers, Tara had a slice of

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the cranberry sauce jelly of whatever it is. At that point,

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the congealed cranberry thing sliced on the plate ready to go. Yep,

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with the ridges. It's not just ruffles that have ridges,

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it's also the cranberry sauce on our Thanksgiving plates. So yeah,

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Monday was, allegedly, according to the federal government, if you

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believe the when it comes to this sort of thing,

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that was the last safe day to eat your leftovers.

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So don't ever say we'd never do anything for you.

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Here inside the treehouse, we gave you a heads up

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while keeping in mind. I will eat food well beyond

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I'm supposed to, because I agree with you, Trey, especially

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especially with the injectable marinate I use on our turkey.

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That thing will last. I think it's like a solid

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ten days. No, if it could, I eat it well

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before that ten day mark, I gobble it up. Pardon

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the punch. But if I wanted to hold off, I

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think it can make it to ten days before it

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turns it'll last a week, but not the four day

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nonsense that the USDA is telling us.

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I don't know. I think they might know a little

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bit better than us.

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So I look at it this way. I think Trey's right.

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I think it's a recommendation, right, but I think they

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try to get ahead of it a little bit. And

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so let's say the actuality is five to seven days

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recommended sniff test, like Trey was saying. But they tell

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us three to four just so we all don't end

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up sick and none of us show up to work

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because they need the bodies at work.

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Okay, that's an interesting theory.

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That's That's just the way I'm looking at it. So, Trey,

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I'm right there with you.

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I mean, anything I cook, it lasts at least a week,

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So I don't know why Turkey would be different.

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M hm.

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And like I said, mine's not gonna last that long anyway,

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because I tear through it and need it all. So anyway,

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there you have it. There's our Treehouse Public Service announcement

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on the heels of Thanksgiving. Trey since you're not a

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big Thanksgiving fan, did you hate everything?

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No, it was.

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Actually a as pleasant as one could have a day

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with my mother.

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In that case, I'm kind of happy for you.

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I made a big change in how I do things,

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and that is I cooked everything at my place and

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then took it over there instead of cooking at her place,

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which means she wasn't trapping me in the kitchen and

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making my.

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Claustrophobia go through the roof.

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And then I was relaxed and not irritated and could

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suffer through some of her you know barbs and you

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know shitty comments and ultimately had a very nice day.

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Jackie.

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My stepmom came in, we had lunch together, and then

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I gtfo'.

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That's not bad, that's pretty well done. Congratulations. I'm happy

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for you. Seriously, Raj, anything of note for you. I

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know you're not a Thanksgiving guy either, wasn't big in

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your home growing up, so it's not a big thing

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for you as an adult.

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No, it was.

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It was actually nice, just kind of. We had a

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friend's giving. That's a bunch of a bunch of people.

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The day after Thanksgiving, we all met up at our

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friend's place and.

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It was really it was really nice.

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Everybody brought something and we had the Cajun turkey and

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uh somebody, who, in my opinion, won the whole game

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is I don't know who it was. Nobody said anything,

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but somebody bought two pans of cheddar biscuits from Red Lobster.

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Oh yeah, yeah, now you're talking.

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I think I think you can like Sam's or Costco.

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Yeah you can't, or you can just go straight to

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you know the place and buy him direct because you

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already know they're good. There you have it where.

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Yeah, somebody did that and nobody nobody claimed it, but uh,

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I said out loud.

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I was like, whoever brought these one the day?

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Maybe it was a Thanksgiving miracle.

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Finding a Red Lobster open would be a Thanksgiving miracle.

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H I'll ask my mom. She knows where they all are,

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every single one.

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There's one in uh Garland off six thirty five that

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used to be Red Lobster and now it's a funeral home,

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but it still looks like a Red Lobster.

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Well I know, or I've taken my mom for her

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next birthday. Mom got good news, bad news.

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Boys got a dream.

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To see if they could do it too.

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For one, you're.

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In the treehouse, visits online a treehouse on here dot com.

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he'll also do that property review with you as well.

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One thing he doesn't want to do is to have

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any of his commercials here inside the treehouse slowed down

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to where he sounds drunk.

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That it's very good to talk to you again in

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the day.

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No, seriously, now, Dan, we will never show up to

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your property drunk. I promise, and I don't want to

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for people to think that we are so.

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But I would not do that to you, especially not,

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you know, because I don't want anyone thinking that. So

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you're safe from my antics. I am not safe. Tray's

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not safe, rog Jery, no one else is safe. You're safe.

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You're good, good, good, because like I told you earlier,

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when we were talking, the whole time I was listening

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to the show, I was thinking of Doc Holiday and

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Tombstone because it sounded to me like a Doc Holiday

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program right there for a minute. And then you know,

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rog I think would sound excellent slow down more consistently.

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I just think that's the perfect way. He should even

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do a get from now on in his comedy shows with.

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Him slow down.

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I think that would be a fantastic because there's nothing

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I don't know why, but an Indian slowed down sounding drunk.

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It's fantastic. That could be good, especially if he especially

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if he puts on the accent. That could be really fun.

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Elly, I was hoping he was going to say something

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that you would do. You need to get him talking Indian,

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something recorded, you know, obviously, and then come back a

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week and I want to hear what.

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It sounds like.

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All right, I'm making a note right now. So there

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driver is on the loose in which it'sa falls. It's

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actually not a warning, but it is a world record.

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Ninety five year old Texas man has been driving buses

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for more than three decades, and he's just been recognized

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as the world's oldest bus driver. According to a video

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posted on the city government's Facebook page Wednesday, Raymond Hager

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began driving buses thirty five years ago after he ran

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out of things to do at the age of sixty.

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I hope to God I'd never run out of things

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to do at the age of sixty. I think I'll

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fill my days with something. A trip with his wife,

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who Hager said knew him better than he knows himself,

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quickly changed that. He says, we were in Wichita Falls

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one day, down on Kemp Street. There's a bus stop

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and the light was red and we pulled up right

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beside the bus. My wife said, that's what you need

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to do, is drive a bus. You like to drive

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and meet with people. He's been doing it ever since,

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he said, he planned on retiring at ninety five, but

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his boss, the wife, had other plans. She said, wait

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a minute, who said anything about you retiring? So he's

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been allowed to stay on as long as he was

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able to drive at least once a week, and so

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this week the Guinness Book of World Records recognized him

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as the world's oldest active male bus driver. Wichita Falls.

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Mayor Tim Short even proclaimed November eighteenth, Hagar's birthday as

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Raymond Hagar Day in Wichita Falls. That poor man. I mean,

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this sounds like a situation where missus Hagar really does

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not want him at home.

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Well, miss Hager probably knows if he fully retired, he'd

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probably be dead.

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Yeah, you're right.

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Do you want me.

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Well I mean Falls?

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Yeah, I mean in Dallas No.

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No, yeah, yeah, bus driver. What's the tap Falls at

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the age ninety five? I think we're all okay with that. Dallas, No,

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fort Worth absolutely not arlingkedn Nope. I don't want him

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anywhere near the toll way because he'll be going the

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wrong way in no time.

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So uh, I mean, granted, I don't know that it

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could be much worse than some of the driving I

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see out of some of the dark buses.

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But we're not talking about you, Big Stacy. You're still

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our favorite dart bus driver. As far as I know,

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he's never run anybody over. I don't know.

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If I'm boarding the bus and I see a ninety

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five year old bust, if I continue to board that bus,

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I might just turn around and be like, I'll wait,

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I'll walk it off.

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Is there another one coming?

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Now?

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There's the thing. I was less surprised at a ninety

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five year old bus driver in Wichita Falls than I

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was that Wichita Falls has mass transit just in general.

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It could be driving the school bus.

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It's a city bus. I mean, I don't as far

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as far as I can tell, I think it's a

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city bus. I don't think it's a school bus. There's

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no mention of kids or school bus anything. It's just

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you know, the city and yeah, it's just he's driving

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that bus. Now, I didn't I didn't see any photos

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of it. I didn't watch the full you know package

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that Fox four aired, so I don't know how big

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the bus is. For all I know, he's ninety five

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and they just you know, drew something behind him. So

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when he looks in the mirror, it looks like a

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full bus. I don't know. I'm assuming it's a real

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job in real people. But yeah, but good for him

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being that active at the age of ninety five.

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No go home and and wait, wait for wait for

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it to come. That's all you got to do, Just

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wait for at ninety five, like you've won, you made it.

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Let you go home.

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But if that really is his one joy left, like

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he would rather drive the bus a couple of days

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a week. Then he would watch Ryan Seacrest just menace

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Wheel of Fortune, Then I get it.

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Well, I mean you.

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Really want to talk about when people really rapidly decline

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is when they don't have anything to do and they

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just sit at home. Ye mean that ages people faster

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than just about anything.

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Yeah, especially if you're used to a certain activity level.

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And it's like, if you have a job and you

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retire at say sixty five, you need to find something

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to kind of keep you busy, because you're right, you're

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just sitting decline and that's not good for anybody. I

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was surprised my grandmother lasted as long as she did

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because I mean, for like fifteen years she was on

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a steady diet of bedroom Fox News and butter pecan

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ice cream from you know, Blue Belt. The fact that

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she hung on for fifteen years was pretty impressive.

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My mom.

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That's pretty much my mom, and I believe it's just Spie.

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There's actually a Fox News two channel that she watches

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and it's it's nothing but hate about Trey.

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But I'm just saying it.

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Like when Betty White died, everybody was like, oh, it's

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so sad, and I'm like, she outlived three husbands and

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all her friends were dead, like at that point, like,

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this guy's ninety five, he's got is his wife still alive?

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Yeah?

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She is?

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Eh, Okay, that's the only person he's got. Everybody else,

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I promise you has died. Well, here's the thing, and

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it's the same thing with a pet. Really quality of life.

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I mean, do you still have some quality of life?

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I mean Betty White still had quality of life.

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I mean she was still going. Uh. I think that's

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the key.

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Yeah, And like you said, Trey, it's also about you know,

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staying busy. Like this past weekend, you know, Tara and

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I did a bunch of stuff around the house to

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see what we could actually get done so we didn't

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have to pay somebody else to do it, and I'm

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still sore. I mean, granted, some of it was, you know,

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fairly you know, involved in physical. Like we had to

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dig up part of our chain link fence because it

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had fallen down from like rain runoff, So having to

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pull that up kind of before it falls into a

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gut behind the house, and there's all sorts of overgrowth

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on it, so trying to dig that out because it's

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had growth over the top of the chain links, So

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trying to dig that out and then pull it up,

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that was fun. My low back is still kind of

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angry at me for it and my shoulder. And then

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we repaired our master bathroom door by smacking it a

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few times because it's one of those barn door things,

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so we kind of got it was dragging on the

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ground on the wall, so we got that fixed. We

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did that, got the kitchen faucet gets kind of loose

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because it wasn't installed properly, so you got to get

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up underneath and tighten the nut. Did that and that's

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not easy. I got wide shoulders. Crawling in underneath the

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sink is not easy with all.

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The hoses and things.

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And then oh, the dishwasher door. Do you know the

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the door pulley system that keeps the door from you know,

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slamming open. I now do, because ours was opening up

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too quickly. So we had to get in there. I

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had to unhook it, not unhook it, but I had

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to unmount it from the you know, the bracket and

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then slide it out a little bit and then get

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in there and fix that. Did that, and then Tara

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painted the hall ceiling. That was really good. I think

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she's still story from that one. So this is what

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happened to me on a Saturday, and I'm still feeling it.

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I can't fathom, you know, ninety five and be like

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I might do one of those.

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If I mean, if I if it was like a

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private bus or whatever, and like this ninety five year

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old came in, He's like, I'm ready to go to work.

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I'd be like, but just go home. Let's just get

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in the recliner and it's coming soon. And when you

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see the light start walking towards it, you're good. You

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know what.

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I think that's probably what Tera will do to me,

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is she's going to hone in one of these days.

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On the fact that I used to think I was cold,

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trickled in Days of Thunder in my refrigerator box as

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a kid. So I think eventually she's just gonna put

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me back into refrigerator box and tell me to go

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to work, like okay. So if you guys ever come

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over and you see me in the driving around in

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refrigerator box, just.

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Go with it.

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I thought you were gonna say that, you know, when

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you see the light, she's gonna help you with a hammer.

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Well there's also that very strong possibility. But I'll be

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in the box and she'll just be behind me as

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an angry passenger.

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Plus today. I'm gonna stick with the old person theme

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on today's show by sharing this question for you kind

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of a little game. All right, here we go, Trey Raj.

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What is a grandma stand? What is a grandma stand?

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Is it a a place to leave grandma? You pick

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her up like a car when you're ready. Is it

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be a place to talk to and listen to a grandma?

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Or is it see a device that will keep your

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grandma up right while you do other things? See see

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a device that will keep your grandma up right while

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you do other things? No, that is incorrect, Trey, would

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you like a fifty to fifty guest?

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I'll go be.

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A place to talk to and listen to a grandma

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that would be correct. And it's happening in downtown McKinney.

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Oh wait, hang, I gotta share this with you first,

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hang on you and bam, here we.

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Go in a place that will sell you everything. One

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grandma is buying on your time.

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We're talking and listening.

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Okay, your grandma stand that will have you sit, give

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each other space and share. That was great and learn

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just getting it out. There are a few is Grandma, Nancy.

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The way you handle this is really going to affect

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your future. Ask her anything.

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I love this. It's downtown McKinney, which if you guys

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have ever been to downtown McKinnon, It's a cute little square.

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It's you know, it's Americana type of deal. And there

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she is, and you know, a homemade little stand with

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it says Grandma on it Grandma and Nancy is next

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to her little name plate, and she's just talking to

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the kids with their nose rings and purple hair as

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they sit and talk to her and ask her questions

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and stuff.

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Okay, I'm officially.

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Old, seventy years old and loving. I want to.

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Seize the moment and have an impact.

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Two boys, then three girls, five children. Don't forget eleven

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grandchildren and one great grandchild. All the privileges and none

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of the responsibilities. Downtown McKinnie wanted to build community. I

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thought this stand that started in New York City would

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do well here to ask for a marriage advice. Oh,

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three grandma's do this on a rotation. This is a

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first in Texas. I really care myself, and the conversations

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are as revealing the take long term as they are

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rewarding that our world moves so fast. We never seem

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to have enough time. I know, so why not share

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with someone.

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Who I love?

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This? You're welcome. It was great.

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Two things. First of all, I like how they never

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showed the guy's face who went to ask for marriage

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advice from Grandma Nancy, because he's clearly in trouble. And

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the second thing is we need a tray stand where

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people go and ask Trey life questions.

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I don't think Trey wants to be bothered.

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Oh I think he does. Do you see how big

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his eyes just got. That wasn't fear. I think that

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was excitement. I think he's kind of like.

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I could, Yeah, I could do this.

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I could really would be good advice, But I'm gonna

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tell you some stuff.

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May not be what you want to hear.

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But I don't know if it's gonna be as uh

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as family friendly as Grandma Nancy stand, especially if the

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sign says Treys stand.

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Yeah, that's ah, I'm watching that.

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I was thinking, you know, if they did want to

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open a stand that, uh, I could stock you know,

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all entire north I mean I could from walks a

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Hatchee to bottom and every town in between.

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You're just the traveling barker after your I'll condy, I'll

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come to your town and call everyone.

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Yeah.

477
00:26:48.480 --> 00:26:51.279
Or if you you want advice from a then a

478
00:26:52.240 --> 00:26:54.039
you know, I'll roll my mom out you know wherever.

479
00:26:59.799 --> 00:27:01.759
That's a totally different stand brought to you by the

480
00:27:03.839 --> 00:27:06.319
and those and those two stands could be side by side.

481
00:27:06.319 --> 00:27:08.359
It's it's a it's sort of a chooser adventure as

482
00:27:08.400 --> 00:27:10.400
far as what you're gonna get. You could, you know,

483
00:27:10.559 --> 00:27:12.160
go to down toom M Kinney, talk to Grandma and

484
00:27:12.480 --> 00:27:14.799
you get some sweet advice, maybe some good cookie recipes.

485
00:27:15.279 --> 00:27:18.680
Or go to or go to Trey's mom's stand and

486
00:27:18.720 --> 00:27:22.039
get totally different advice and lots and lots of judgment.

487
00:27:23.920 --> 00:27:27.960
Yeah, yeah, if you want, uh, you know, rambling spike

488
00:27:28.079 --> 00:27:35.519
filled uh idiocy. You know Trey's Moms stand. Uh, it's

489
00:27:36.880 --> 00:27:38.799
just for you, buddy.

490
00:27:38.839 --> 00:27:41.039
I feel like you just described most of TikTok, so

491
00:27:41.119 --> 00:27:46.279
I feel like we're onto something here. Rambling idiocy.

492
00:27:46.359 --> 00:27:51.839
Yeah, she could give Bucy a run for her money

493
00:27:52.000 --> 00:27:53.240
or his money, that's for sure.

494
00:27:54.960 --> 00:27:58.599
Now that's a stand I would go to. Yeah.

495
00:27:59.079 --> 00:28:01.960
Really, I'm not really a big fan of this Grandma stand,

496
00:28:02.279 --> 00:28:05.039
but if you had a Gary Busey stand, it would

497
00:28:05.079 --> 00:28:05.480
be there.

498
00:28:06.000 --> 00:28:08.319
I don't know if you could have one with Gary Busey,

499
00:28:08.319 --> 00:28:10.680
because I feel like he would just run off and

500
00:28:10.720 --> 00:28:13.240
then and now and now people are looking for him.

501
00:28:13.279 --> 00:28:15.759
It's a thing. There's a Bucy alert and that scares

502
00:28:15.799 --> 00:28:17.920
people when they see it on those signs on the highway.

503
00:28:18.480 --> 00:28:21.680
You see alert watch out if seen, do not approach.

504
00:28:24.079 --> 00:28:25.920
Traveling with Pumpkinhead.

505
00:28:27.200 --> 00:28:29.480
Law enforcement. When they went he spotted. They have to

506
00:28:29.519 --> 00:28:31.960
show up in the bite suits like they use with

507
00:28:32.000 --> 00:28:36.960
the canines, and even then there's somebody he can go

508
00:28:37.039 --> 00:28:37.559
right through.

509
00:28:39.920 --> 00:28:42.720
I mean, I do think the Grandma's stand is a

510
00:28:42.759 --> 00:28:43.559
cute idea.

511
00:28:44.240 --> 00:28:47.680
I just it is a very It was a very

512
00:28:48.880 --> 00:28:51.880
white thing, like she's not like I can't come to

513
00:28:51.920 --> 00:28:55.000
her with like first generation son of immigrant problems, Like

514
00:28:55.079 --> 00:28:56.039
she won't understand that.

515
00:28:56.680 --> 00:28:58.839
You don't know that she might be an immigrant.

516
00:29:01.400 --> 00:29:02.720
I don't know if you saw her.

517
00:29:04.599 --> 00:29:10.319
Maybe she's from Iowa, raj. That look, Texas is a

518
00:29:10.319 --> 00:29:12.400
whole other world when you come from anywhere else.

519
00:29:13.720 --> 00:29:17.480
Yeah, that was just everybody like just looks like downtown

520
00:29:17.519 --> 00:29:19.359
McKinney is like, oh, this is where all the white

521
00:29:19.359 --> 00:29:19.799
people are.

522
00:29:20.839 --> 00:29:22.400
It is. I've been there a few times.

523
00:29:22.400 --> 00:29:22.720
It is.

524
00:29:24.119 --> 00:29:25.839
Although hearing you say that, I think there is an

525
00:29:25.839 --> 00:29:29.640
opportunity though. It'd be a great opportunity to get multi cultural,

526
00:29:30.039 --> 00:29:34.200
you know, advice or input. You could have an Indian

527
00:29:34.240 --> 00:29:35.720
grandma or mom or dad.

528
00:29:36.240 --> 00:29:37.480
You don't you don't want that?

529
00:29:38.599 --> 00:29:39.000
Why not?

530
00:29:40.599 --> 00:29:47.519
It would just be shut up. I've seen war. Could

531
00:29:47.559 --> 00:29:50.079
you had bitching? I was in the war and like

532
00:29:50.119 --> 00:29:58.039
which one pick one? They were in that war? Yeah,

533
00:29:58.079 --> 00:30:00.599
you don't want Indian grandma advice. It would just be

534
00:30:00.680 --> 00:30:04.480
shut up and go back to go back to work.

535
00:30:04.759 --> 00:30:05.920
Like that's all it would be.

536
00:30:07.759 --> 00:30:09.519
Sometimes that's what some people need to hear.

537
00:30:11.440 --> 00:30:13.480
Yeah, I think the girl with the purple hair and

538
00:30:13.519 --> 00:30:17.200
the septum ring, like I don't I don't know what.

539
00:30:17.440 --> 00:30:19.640
I don't know what advice she was asking from grandma,

540
00:30:19.720 --> 00:30:22.599
but I hope it was like, you know, take that

541
00:30:22.680 --> 00:30:25.480
out and you know, like that's not going to do.

542
00:30:25.880 --> 00:30:27.960
She said something about her future, and I was like,

543
00:30:28.160 --> 00:30:30.400
I'm pretty sure she was talking about the septum.

544
00:30:30.160 --> 00:30:34.000
Ring and maybe a more natural hair color.

545
00:30:36.319 --> 00:30:36.680
Yeah.

546
00:30:36.920 --> 00:30:39.960
Uh, because you're expecting the grandma to have the blue hair.

547
00:30:41.759 --> 00:30:42.359
She doesn't.

548
00:30:42.839 --> 00:30:45.160
So I mean, don't get me wrong. That look is

549
00:30:45.279 --> 00:30:48.039
great for you know, Starbucks local, but if you want

550
00:30:48.039 --> 00:30:51.119
to be Starbucks corporate, you may have to yes, change

551
00:30:51.119 --> 00:30:54.200
the look a little bit. I follow you. Yeah, Well,

552
00:30:54.240 --> 00:30:58.519
here's something else to keep in mind. As the generation

553
00:30:58.640 --> 00:31:01.599
before us tries to find things to do to stay busy,

554
00:31:02.079 --> 00:31:04.759
some some of them got really famous when they were younger,

555
00:31:04.799 --> 00:31:08.240
and because of that, they start writing books and they

556
00:31:08.279 --> 00:31:10.759
start telling us things that we didn't want to know about,

557
00:31:11.759 --> 00:31:15.079
like in the case of paul Anka, because in doing

558
00:31:15.119 --> 00:31:17.759
show prep today, as I come across headlines, I have

559
00:31:17.880 --> 00:31:21.400
to see paul Anka saw Sinatra's penis in the sauna.

560
00:31:21.640 --> 00:31:24.640
The size rumors are true. Why is paul Anka telling

561
00:31:24.680 --> 00:31:27.880
me about old blue eyes? Big eye. I don't. I don't,

562
00:31:29.000 --> 00:31:32.039
can can we have some mystery?

563
00:31:32.200 --> 00:31:32.559
I don't.

564
00:31:32.720 --> 00:31:35.960
I don't need to know who's packing and who's not,

565
00:31:36.160 --> 00:31:38.200
especially when in some cases they'll show you.

566
00:31:42.960 --> 00:31:44.359
Well, good, good for old Frank.

567
00:31:45.000 --> 00:31:47.559
Yeah, I'd never heard that about Frank, so you know

568
00:31:48.720 --> 00:31:51.160
I had because there's a quote from one of his

569
00:31:51.279 --> 00:31:53.640
exes that is pretty legendary.

570
00:31:54.680 --> 00:31:56.279
I'll tell you what that is here in just second.

571
00:31:56.279 --> 00:32:01.839
But Paul Anka, the singer songwriter, confirmed rumors about Frank

572
00:32:01.920 --> 00:32:05.880
Sinatra's impressive member during a conversation with Page six, telling

573
00:32:05.880 --> 00:32:09.039
the outlet it was huge, before adding I don't know

574
00:32:09.079 --> 00:32:10.839
what that does for you. Well, if you had one,

575
00:32:10.880 --> 00:32:15.119
you would know. Anca says he would hang out with

576
00:32:15.160 --> 00:32:18.119
Frank good wording there and the rest of the rat

577
00:32:18.160 --> 00:32:20.680
pack in Vegas regularly, and they'd all get in the

578
00:32:20.720 --> 00:32:23.640
sauna together, during which he joked he had trouble with

579
00:32:23.759 --> 00:32:25.319
eye contact.

580
00:32:25.519 --> 00:32:25.880
Okay.

581
00:32:27.319 --> 00:32:34.559
Sinatra's ex wife, Ava Gardner hang on a second. Ava

582
00:32:34.640 --> 00:32:37.839
Gardner allegedly once said Sinatra may have just been a

583
00:32:37.920 --> 00:32:41.359
skinny one hundred and ten pounds, but she said ten

584
00:32:41.400 --> 00:32:47.119
pounds of his weight. Is a quote which has lived

585
00:32:47.119 --> 00:32:50.519
on for years, even if it may or may not

586
00:32:50.599 --> 00:32:54.400
be true. And while you know Sinatra may be dead,

587
00:32:54.440 --> 00:32:59.880
I've heard that quote, so that that lives for good measure.

588
00:33:00.039 --> 00:33:02.680
Anka Paul Anka adds at Sinatra was not the only

589
00:33:02.759 --> 00:33:05.319
large star he saw in real life. Again, Paul Anka

590
00:33:05.440 --> 00:33:08.119
was an accomplish singer songwriter. He's writing a book before

591
00:33:08.119 --> 00:33:10.960
he dies, and he can't get other guy's wieners out

592
00:33:11.000 --> 00:33:12.720
of his mouth as far as the book is concerned.

593
00:33:14.480 --> 00:33:18.839
Because here he also talks about Milton Burle's of course

594
00:33:19.160 --> 00:33:22.319
kind of yeah, and he says, of course Milton Burle

595
00:33:22.440 --> 00:33:26.240
was even bigger than Sinatra. Anchor Aca and Sinatra worked

596
00:33:26.240 --> 00:33:29.720
together for years, but the former writing My Way, arguably

597
00:33:29.799 --> 00:33:34.160
the latter's biggest hit. The new documentary titled Paul Anka

598
00:33:34.359 --> 00:33:38.640
My Way comes out on HBO Max, And you never

599
00:33:38.759 --> 00:33:42.119
know who's appendage he might dish on next. That is

600
00:33:42.160 --> 00:33:43.960
not the tease you think it is.

601
00:33:45.599 --> 00:33:49.559
Anybody worried about why paul Inca's in so many saunas.

602
00:33:51.359 --> 00:33:54.039
It's not that he's in so many saunas. He's just

603
00:33:54.119 --> 00:33:59.359
in one really happening one, just all day, all night,

604
00:34:00.119 --> 00:34:03.039
us pruned up like crazy. But he's gonna he's but

605
00:34:03.079 --> 00:34:05.920
he's in there making notes about who's gonna be worth

606
00:34:05.920 --> 00:34:07.000
putting in his book.

607
00:34:06.839 --> 00:34:10.960
Someday also heard the same thing about.

608
00:34:13.119 --> 00:34:18.119
Uh was it Larry from The Three Stooges, apparently packing

609
00:34:18.159 --> 00:34:18.719
some heat.

610
00:34:20.199 --> 00:34:22.400
Like in that one episode when he beat Curly with

611
00:34:22.440 --> 00:34:27.519
it he slapped both Curly and and Mow at the

612
00:34:27.559 --> 00:34:33.119
same time. I imagine that ended up on the cutting

613
00:34:33.159 --> 00:34:35.400
room floor. But but it was a hell of the

614
00:34:35.480 --> 00:34:36.559
day on sets.

615
00:34:37.920 --> 00:34:38.840
Deleted scenes.

616
00:34:44.320 --> 00:34:46.559
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