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Dude moves family to Russia because because the US is too "woke", now gets woke up near the frontlines of Ukraine war. Also, surf instructor gives train a hand... a whole arm, actually.

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Father who moved family to Russia to escape ‘woke’ America is sent to front line

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It is time to leave your worries outside and laugh

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with us inside the treehouse. I'm Daniel Malley, along with

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Trey Trenholm and Jerry Caldwell. Today is Fred Day, July

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twenty fifth, twenty twenty five. We are at the end

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of the week. I hope you've had a good week.

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If so, we're gonna make it better. If you've had

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a bad week, Yeah, we're gonna make it better. We're

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gonna make it all better inside the treehouse.

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We're gonna do that by belittling one man's grand idea.

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I love this headline.

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A Texas man moved to Russia for traditional values and

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was promptly sent to the front lines of.

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The Ukraine War.

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Wow.

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Oh, it's just I just it.

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Makes my heart swell. It really does, Derek. That sounds

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karmic in some way. Derek Huffman thought joining the Russian

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military would be a shortcut to citizenship in a way

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to earn respect in his new homeland. The Texas father

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of three uprooted his family for a fresh start in

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Putin's Russia, drawn in by promises of traditional values, conservative

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culture and a welding.

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Job, but not war.

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Now he's facing Ukraine's front lines. After just three weeks

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of rushed training, he joined Russia's military under false promises

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that he'd serve as a mechanic.

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Or war correspondent.

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Instead, he was placed in a foreigner filled unit heading

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into combat. His wife says he feels like he's being

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thrown to the wolves and is pleading on social media

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for his reassignment, while also reporting the family.

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Has not received any of his pay or bonus.

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Their journey was backed by Putin propagandist Tim Kirby's American

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Village Project, which targets disillusioned US conservatives looking to flee

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woke America. But Huffman's case exposes the harsh reality behind

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the propaganda, broken promises, financial strain, and front line danger. Now,

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like I said, this is a foreigner filled unit, so

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he's not alone. Over five hundred foreign nationals have died

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fighting for Russia crazy, from welder to soldier, from Texas

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to a trench in Ukraine. The Huffman family is now praying.

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For a miracle and a way out.

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New news is if he lives, you got a Disney

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movie on your hands. Bad news is well hopefully obvious.

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Don't move to Russia. Kids don't trust Putin? Why do

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I have to say these things?

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Wow? When did when did he move? When did this happen? Uh?

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Let me look, let's see it was three weeks of

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rushed training. I don't see specific dates on this story.

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I'm assuming though, that it was after the war with

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Ukraine had started.

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Yes, I mean, because it's been going on for a while,

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it's not exactly brand new.

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This is where history can be such a valuable teacher

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of how Russians treat their soldiers. Yeah, I mean, there's

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there's literally over a century of data that says Russians

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have very little regard for their soldiers.

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Does it say, hold, as gentleman, was he is forty six,

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which is a great age to go to war.

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I'm turning forty six in a few months, and I

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have a hard time getting out of bed, let alone

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out of a trench, or let alone out of the

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way of a grenade blast.

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And you know, even even during the draft days, the

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United States military would not take you at this age.

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That's right, But the Russians happily will go. Look at

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what Putin does to his friends that get on his

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bad side. They remarkably end up dead.

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Yes, remarkably and in very unmysterious circumstances. Yeah, Like, it's

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amazing how many of Putin's friends are so suicidal?

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Yeah, or stumble upon you know, radiation.

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Yeah, it's I mean, who hasn't stumbled upon radiation while

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walking the dog?

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It's truly, truly fascinating.

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I'm looking at a different story here. I don't see

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a date of when he moved his family to Russia,

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but I'm pretty sure this is recent because every news

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story I'm seeing is within a few days of each other.

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That, you know, it's so let's see the war. I mean,

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I'm sure it's been with the last what's up. Hell,

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we're going on three years now, probably of that. M Yeah, brilliant,

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thanks for leaving Texas.

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Yeah, the confused wife claims that even after a month

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of service, so he's been in service for just over

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a month.

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Okay.

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I'm still fascinated though that this part of the story

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is well fascinating. He's a forty six year old man

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who has no prior military experience. He underwent training in

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a language he does not understand, and was promptly shipped

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off to fight on the front lines.

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But under the pretenses that he might be a war

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correspondent and he doesn't speak Russian.

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Look, there were signs that not everything was on the

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up and up. He just clearly could not read them. Nah,

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I will say this, I will say this and I

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and I don't say this lightly. The dildo of consequence

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rarely arrives lubricated.

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That was deep, man, So was it?

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I did something the other day that I would never

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ever have recommended had I not experienced it for myself.

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The baby day at Alamo Draft House.

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You heard him a strap on?

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No, No, I'm talking about the baby day at Alamo

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Draft House.

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Are you?

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Are you guys aware of this? At Alamo draft House,

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the movie place.

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I don't wear a baby day.

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I was not either until the other day. So every

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show so at Alamo Draft House, every show before two

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pm on Tuesdays is a baby day screening with adult

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movies in a baby friendly environment.

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I had no idea this existed.

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We didn't know what it was until we saw it

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on the ticket that we had already purchased online when

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we purchased a ticket to go see a movie on

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Tuesday because we wanted to go get good Alamo Draft

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House popcorn and I wanted and Tara wanted to see

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them the Superman movie. Okay, she really What really happened

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is she just wanted really good popcorn and was fine

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to see a movie.

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That's how that works in my house. And I wanted

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to see it again.

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So we went to the middle of the day showing

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on Tuesday at Alamo Draft House to Superman so she

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could get some popcorn, and it turns out we're surrounded

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by babies. Had no idea, didn't know this was a thing.

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Didn't know it was a thing until we read it

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on the ticket itself. But every show before two pm

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on Tuesdays is a baby day, screening adult movies in

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a baby friendly environment. According to the Alamo Draft House website,

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when you're a parent with a little bundle of joy

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at home, it's really hard to find the time to

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see an adult movie. Rather, it used to be really hard,

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because Baby Day is back at Alamo Draftthouse. Keep in

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mind that the whole premise of the Alamo Draft House

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is that it will kick you out if you are allowed,

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and it doesn't care who you are.

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It kicked out Madonna.

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That's part of the reason why Alamo Draftthouse became a

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national chain because the og location kicked Madonna out of

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a theater because she was being unruly, and everyone said,

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that's the theater I want to go to, because if

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they'll kick out a loud Madonna, they'll kick out anybody.

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So anyway, they've now created a safe space for you

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to take your baby to the movies. And I gotta say,

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we sat through a two hour Superhero movie surrounded by babies,

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and you know what, they were better behaved than adults

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are in movies these days.

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Not surprising.

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Not a gamble I would be willing to take.

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And normally I'd agree with you, Trey, but these days,

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going to any movie with other humans is a gamble.

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And I will say I have had way more movies

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ruined by adults than I have babies. Don't get me wrong,

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babies have ruined a couple of movies here and there.

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But leave it up to an adult to just ruin everything.

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Any special menu items or concessions or anything.

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Nope, just teara with her. Alamo Drafthouse popcorn with popcorn

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salt and real butter. And we've looked, We've looked around.

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She is the Indiana Jones of movie popcorn. Alamo Draft

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House has, without a doubt, the best movie popcorn.

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On the planet.

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I can agree with that, well, at least in North

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Texas area, because that's where we've looked so far.

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But now they actually say so again. And this is

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this is not an ad by the way, for Alamo

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Draft House.

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They technically still the foundation money from screenings we did

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there years ago. I'm just surprised that this whole thing exists.

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A period b exists at a movie theater known for,

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you know, making things quiet for the movie going experience.

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So they're carving out of space, you know, for adults

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that take their kids bankruptcy.

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You'll change a fella, It's right, it really will.

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All of a sudden, you're open to kids.

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Yeah, they say, Baby Day is all about giving parents

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the chance to see growing up movies in a baby

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friendly environment. They keep the lights a little bit brighter

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so you can find their favorite binki in the diaper bag.

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The sound is a little bit lower so they can

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snooze right through the film. And this is true because

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I saw Superman at the theater on Saint Thomas before

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we came to Texas, and that is not.

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A good theater.

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That is, that's just not That's the only theater within

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forty miles that doesn't have water separating it. So that's

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my only option, not a great theater. If I could

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compare it to a movie theater in the States, it

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would be whatever your favorite movie theater was circ in

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nineteen ninety two. Okay, Okay, So seeing it in a

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state side theater the other day, the sound was definitely lower.

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It wasn't terrible by any stretch of the imagination. I

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could just tell it was a little bit lower than

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what I had seen, you know, previously, but still very manageable.

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I was kind of surprised by that. So anyway, they

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keep the brights, They keep the lights a little bit brighter.

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The sound does a little bit lower, and they don't

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kick out anyone for crying because you know, babies. So

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just keep that in mind if you ever feel like

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a Tuesday matinee at the Alamo Draft House because you're

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gonna get babies.

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Yeah. I would think if if I were like a

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urology or stuff, that I would be handing out, you know,

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half price to the sectomies if you were somehow got

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stuck in that hell.

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Said, I don't get kicked out for craying because babies, yeah,

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or parents yeah, for that matter.

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If I walked into a theater full of babies, I

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would just literally just ask what hell is this?

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And you might you might welcome a vessectomy right there

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on the spot.

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I would probably I have been on the fence about

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getting one that I am quite sure would be the

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catalyst that just you know, pushed me over the snip.

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And ironically, you'd walk into a movie theater and use

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the famous movie line, cook me big.

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Yeah, don't eve worry about the anesthesia, just get in there.

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Or back to a previous subject, now talked about the

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million dollars no sex. You walk me into a theater

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full of babies, I'd like give you the money.

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Show me the money.

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Off the toppier head, what is your favorite ad slogan?

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If you have one off the top of your head,

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do you have a favorite ad slogan? There's classics, like

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from Nike, just do it. From Wendy's back in the day,

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the Three Old Ladies.

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Saying where's the beef subway? Eat fresh?

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I mean there's many, many, many many out there. Diamonds

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are forever. That might be our least favorite because we're men. Hmmm,

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I'll give you, I'll give you a little time to

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think about it, Okay, because right now it's time for

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Little Caesars to enter the chat with their all time

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ad slogan.

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According to this that I saw the other day.

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This was a Yelp review for Little Caesars, and it's

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absolutely amazing. This is the action movie Yelp review for

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Little Caesars. A man named Kevin s posted his Little

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Caesar's Yelp review and it goes like an action film.

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He says, stopped into this Little Caesars just trying to

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get a six dollars pizza and ended up in a

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full on action movie. Just as I grabbed my order,

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this furious dude barges in, yelling about how I cut

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him off in traffic earlier. Before I can even respond,

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he throws a punch, but then out of nowhere, the

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guy behind the counter at Little Caesars jumps over it

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like he's been waiting for this moment his whole life,

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and beats the living hell out of the guy. The

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guy runs off, and the cashier just dusted himself off.

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I said, are you a kaman?

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And he looked at me dead in the eye and said, bitch,

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this is Little Caesars. We always hot and ready five

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stars will absolutely return.

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Awesome.

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I just just I've never thought about taking an ad

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slogan and turning it into an action movie equip But

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by god, bitch, we always Hot and Ready sounds really

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really good.

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I mean, I guess it if that was waffle House,

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I'd be like, yeah, okay, I could totally see it.

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The difference is there is they would use the spatuel

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at the waffle house.

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Because they're like the waffle house chefs.

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I'm sorry, the waffle house cooks are armed to the

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teeth and they know how to throw all those things.

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By the way.

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It is great, though, when I go through and think

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about all the other great ad slogans and think, Okay,

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how many of these would work in this same scenario,

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and they could still use the ad slogan right after

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they just beat somebody up like it's an action film.

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I mentioned earlier, Nike, just do it.

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That kind of fits. Make it your Way, Burger King,

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you know something along those lines.

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Actually, ano that I'm looking at some of these they

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look like Subway Eat Fresh, Kentucky Fried Chicken. It's finger

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licking good McDonald's. I'm loving it. These actually don't sound

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like action movie equips. This sounds like porn.

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Stuff takes a licking and keep it on ticking.

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See what I mean.

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I like Wisconsin Tourism Departments latest slogan, what's that come?

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Smell our dairy air?

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Okay, I believe we've stumbled across something because the Little

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Caesars ad had worked for an action movie quip. But

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in reality it really does sound more like a like

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a porn slogan BMW the Ultimate driving Machine. Man.

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Bet you can't eat just one.

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Once you pop, you can't stop.

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You're damn right. Coca Cola Open Happiness. This is working.

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America runs on Duncan. Yeah, I'm sure Duncan, D's Nuts maybe, uh,

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Subway eat Fresh. Oh, there you go, Staples. That was easy. Gatorade.

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Your post your post coital bliss, happiest place on Earth?

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No, Kia connecting people.

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Do the do oh Man.

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That is really really good?

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Right?

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Oh, I forgot this one from Coca Cola. Taste the feeling.

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have a porn sounding Patreon slogan.

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I'll come up with something at some point.

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So here's a headline that had me thinking one thing

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but turned out to be something slightly different than I expected.

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A surf instructor had her arm ripped off when she

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was clipped by an Amtrak trained with no warning. The

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reason why this stood out to me was because just

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the other day Trey and I were waxing poetic about

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our train rides.

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In our lives.

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We have not had any, but the ones we've had

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were all magnificent, very enjoyable, a very pleasant way to travel.

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And we've ridden the train in the Pacific Northwest a

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couple limes, going from Seattle to Levenworth, Washington, and part

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of that trip when you're going Seattle north to Everett, Washington.

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You're actually out over the water, You're over the ocean,

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and it looks like you're just doing the train tracks.

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Over the water. There's seals, there's bald eagles, all these things.

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And so when I saw that headline, I thought, did

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some idiot surf instructor on a surfboard get clipped by

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a train that she somehow didn't see. Not exactly.

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Turns out this is when she was trying to carry

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her e bike across the train tracks and she didn't

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do it quickly enough. But she still swears it's the

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train's fault.

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Okay.

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Her name is Aleiah Boyd. She's twenty four.

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She said she was in complete disbelief to look down

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and see her arm was missing, because it had been

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ripped off after being hit by an Amtrak train while

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she pushed her e bike across the tracks. Now, she's

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very lucky in the sense that she found the arm

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and it was only, you know, several feet away, so

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it was able to be reattached. So she's very lucky there,

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I mean, except for the part that it was torn

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off in the first place. She says there was no

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train horn she says. It was like three seconds from

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when I saw the train to when it happened. She says,

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I just happened to have my hand still on the

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bike as the train goes by. The train barely clipped

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the bike just enough to take.

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My arm completely off. I'm going to go.

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Out on a limb here and say that it barely

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clipping is not appropriate here.

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If it rips off your.

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Arm, I mean, well you have the whole you know,

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Superman stronger than a locomotive of the big, big, big

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fast deal things.

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It doesn't take much to rip off an arm.

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No, No, it's.

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I feel like we're missing some information here. Well, I

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just had a crossing, didn't see the train coming, I mean.

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She says, there was no horn, which, by the way,

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I've again, I've been on an Amtrak train. When it

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approaches those intersections and things, it makes a sound and

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I'm not even sure if that's the conductor doing it.

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It might be automatic, I don't know.

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And I'm sure you can see it coming from quite

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a distance, regardless of whether it's a rural or urban setting.

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Yeah, trains don't just kind of out of nowhere. This

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isn't back to the future. She says this happened just

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before five point thirty pm on July seventh, that she

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was pushing her eighty pound electric bike across the train

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tracks in Ventura, Ventura, California. Miraculously, a retired firefighter had

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been walking with her at the time and called paramedics.

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She was airlifted to uc Rvine Medical Center, where she

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underwent a grueling ten hour surgery to reattach the limb.

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I'd like to point out that the grueling ten hour

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surgery isn't grueling for her, she's asleep.

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It's grueling for the doctors.

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She still has a further two surgeries scheduled, but said

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she already has some feeling back in her arm, So

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in one sense, she's lucky. In another sense, she might

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be a huge moron.

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My first question is why not ride the e bike

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across the t You know, I could be a more

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efficient way, But maybe I just of all the words

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that would come to mind if my arm got ripped off,

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disbelief is not one of them exactly.

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I think I'd be really aware of what's happened and

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how and why.

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Did did did I forget it? Did I leave it

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at home? What's yeah.

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I mean, I'm in disbelief if I can't find my car, keys.

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My arm.

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On the other hand, if I've if I've misplaced that

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the things have gone sideways today. But then again, you

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can always track those things with those those Apple air tags.

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You know what, probably if perhaps that phone, that arm

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was holding her phone, you don't even need an air

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tag there. You go find my eye arm.

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And you know what the most twenty first century thing

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would be in that scenario is you look down and

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realize your arm is gone and your arm was holding

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your phone, and you tell the people around you, quick

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grab my phone.

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It was hold a meaning to the phrase keeping it

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at arm's length.

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Good for her and good for science.

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Yeah.

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Other birthdays today.

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Dbie Woodside is fifty six, played President Wayne Palmer on

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twenty four and the Angel a minute deal on Lucifer

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Say that a couple times from friends. Matt LeBlanc. He

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is fifty eight today. Roger Clinton is sixty nine. That is,

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of course, the brother of President Bill Clinton. But he's

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a pretty big name in his own right because he's

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the star of Biodome, Spyhart and Pumpkinhead two Blood Wings.

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I mean, I know it's difficult for parents to be

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proud of both their children, but in this case, good on.

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You Pumpkinhead too.

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Man.

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That's that's solid.

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Yeah.

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Yeah, I mean, look, it's like, yeah, you know, you

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know Bill was president, but you know, Rogers in a movie.

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Franchise, and Roger didn't have to put up with Hillary,

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so I think he won.

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I think I think that's I think that's probably the

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conversation he has with Bill every Thanksgiving. David Bowie's Bowie

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David Bowie. Yeah, David Bowie's widow Imon is seventy.

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Today.

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Sci fi fans would remember her as the shape shifter

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Martya in Star Trek six The Undiscovered Country Trey.

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00:29:12.359 --> 00:29:12.880
I remember.

483
00:29:12.920 --> 00:29:17.359
I know you're a Trek guy. Were Were you a

484
00:29:17.359 --> 00:29:18.920
fan of the movies as well? Are you more of

485
00:29:18.960 --> 00:29:20.799
a just the TV show? Because I know you're a

486
00:29:20.839 --> 00:29:22.319
big Star Trek next Generation fan.

487
00:29:23.720 --> 00:29:27.759
I know I like the movies. I think I was

488
00:29:27.759 --> 00:29:33.079
pretty young when the first one came out, but especially

489
00:29:34.200 --> 00:29:38.079
the first one I distinctly remember was The Wrath of Khan,

490
00:29:38.119 --> 00:29:39.079
which I think that was two.

491
00:29:39.599 --> 00:29:41.200
Yeah, it was, And I'm with you.

492
00:29:41.240 --> 00:29:45.559
That movie scarred me because the opening of that movie

493
00:29:45.880 --> 00:29:52.039
has Cardo Montalbon putting the whatever alien creature bug thing

494
00:29:52.119 --> 00:29:55.559
and that dude's ear, and as a kid who had

495
00:29:55.839 --> 00:29:57.680
a multitude of ear problems.

496
00:29:57.920 --> 00:29:59.960
I couldn't handle that. That just wigged me the f out.

497
00:30:01.039 --> 00:30:05.160
I was like, holy, mister Rourke is from jack.

498
00:30:09.880 --> 00:30:12.079
See there in lies the age difference. I didn't understand

499
00:30:12.079 --> 00:30:12.759
that at the time.

500
00:30:13.079 --> 00:30:13.400
I didn't.

501
00:30:13.400 --> 00:30:17.960
I didn't understand who that was for a few more years.

502
00:30:20.039 --> 00:30:24.079
But uh, but yeah, I like and a mom was

503
00:30:24.119 --> 00:30:26.119
actually one of the original supermodels.

504
00:30:26.920 --> 00:30:32.599
That's true, very very true. Other let's see what any

505
00:30:32.759 --> 00:30:34.000
there were good birthdays today?

506
00:30:34.839 --> 00:30:37.759
Manny Charlton from Nazareth. Oh no, wait, sorry man, he's dead.

507
00:30:39.480 --> 00:30:41.440
Sorry if you've found if you just now found that.

508
00:30:41.400 --> 00:30:45.039
Out, that's my apologies for being insensitive. From Earth, Wind

509
00:30:45.079 --> 00:30:47.880
and Fire. Verdine White is seventy four, still alive.

510
00:30:48.319 --> 00:30:51.680
Biggest hits include Shining Star, got to Get You Into

511
00:30:51.720 --> 00:30:54.920
My Life, Sing a Song, September, Boogie Woogie, Wonderland, After

512
00:30:54.960 --> 00:30:57.759
the Love Is Gone, and Let's Grooves.

513
00:30:57.920 --> 00:31:02.079
I will always say that one of the to me,

514
00:31:02.160 --> 00:31:05.680
one of the more underrated bands of all time. They've

515
00:31:06.799 --> 00:31:10.079
their hits, just they still I don't care September. I

516
00:31:10.079 --> 00:31:12.920
don't care where you are you play that song. I

517
00:31:12.960 --> 00:31:16.359
don't care what age, group, anything else. People will people love.

518
00:31:16.160 --> 00:31:18.680
It, People make babies of that one.

519
00:31:20.519 --> 00:31:20.920
September.

520
00:31:20.920 --> 00:31:24.160
It's just a feel good like, that's just a happy song.

521
00:31:25.359 --> 00:31:27.200
I think that's I think that's a you know, a

522
00:31:27.279 --> 00:31:30.480
testament to a band success is that not only the

523
00:31:30.559 --> 00:31:35.599
music you released at the time, but decades later it

524
00:31:35.759 --> 00:31:40.599
holds up. That's amazing because there's plenty of bands that

525
00:31:41.279 --> 00:31:45.079
we know that we may or may not have enjoyed

526
00:31:45.119 --> 00:31:47.960
at their peak, but I mean ten years later and

527
00:31:48.000 --> 00:31:49.480
you're like, oh god, what was I thinking.

528
00:31:49.680 --> 00:32:01.160
Limp Biscuit, Yes, yes, some Fred issues Dan.

529
00:32:02.400 --> 00:32:06.680
Yeah, yeah, I do, because I mean I was down

530
00:32:06.720 --> 00:32:08.559
with the nookie at one point.

531
00:32:09.319 --> 00:32:14.880
But here's the crazy thing. You say that they were

532
00:32:14.960 --> 00:32:20.240
just on tour and sold out, like they sold out STARplex.

533
00:32:20.960 --> 00:32:24.599
People are still angry, you know why, because they never

534
00:32:24.640 --> 00:32:31.279
got that cookie. By the way, if if TIFFs, Treats

535
00:32:31.400 --> 00:32:34.640
or Crumble is not sponsoring the Limp Biscuit tour, that's

536
00:32:34.640 --> 00:32:37.720
a huge missed opportunity.

537
00:32:38.640 --> 00:32:43.200
I'm just like I was. There were and gen Z

538
00:32:43.319 --> 00:32:48.119
people were going to it. I'm like, again, it's kind

539
00:32:48.119 --> 00:32:50.839
of like some of the things you'll like, we all

540
00:32:50.880 --> 00:32:53.640
regret being limb Biscuit fans. It was a moment, but

541
00:32:53.920 --> 00:32:56.440
it's not something we're proud of Why are y'all doing it?

542
00:32:57.240 --> 00:33:01.839
Because I I'm quite sure, although I have not seen

543
00:33:01.920 --> 00:33:05.720
one ounce of tape, I am quite sure fred Durst

544
00:33:05.720 --> 00:33:07.839
has not aged well, nor has his music.

545
00:33:08.720 --> 00:33:11.559
No, and maybe the reason why they can't have the

546
00:33:11.640 --> 00:33:16.519
Crumble or TIFFs Treats sponsorship of Limp Biscuit is because

547
00:33:16.559 --> 00:33:18.559
maybe fred Durst has eaten all of them and not

548
00:33:18.599 --> 00:33:22.359
shared any I would also like to throw out that

549
00:33:23.799 --> 00:33:26.640
I'm not a fan of the gen Z stare, but

550
00:33:26.880 --> 00:33:30.640
if I see gen Z bragging about their attendance at

551
00:33:30.640 --> 00:33:32.839
a Limp Biscuit show, They're gonna get one from me.

552
00:33:35.319 --> 00:33:37.680
Yeah, but it has a lot more meaning, it's not

553
00:33:37.920 --> 00:33:38.759
just a blank look.

554
00:33:39.079 --> 00:33:41.200
Yeah, no, there's there. There's hate in my eyes.

555
00:33:50.160 --> 00:33:51.720
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556
00:33:52.480 --> 00:34:07.519
Visit us online at Treehouseonair dot com.

557
00:34:07.720 --> 00:34:09.239
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558
00:34:10.039 --> 00:34:21.320
Visit us online at Treehouse on Air dot com.

559
00:34:21.360 --> 00:34:24.119
For all things Treehouse. Go to Treehouse on Air dot

560
00:34:24.119 --> 00:34:25.360
com as shows.

561
00:34:25.119 --> 00:34:29.719
Links contact in both and or at Treehouse on Air

562
00:34:30.039 --> 00:34:50.320
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563
00:34:50.679 --> 00:34:51.360
Have good.

564
00:34:57.639 --> 00:35:01.280
With news that should come as a surprise to absolutely

565
00:35:01.440 --> 00:35:01.880
no one.

566
00:35:02.159 --> 00:35:03.559
Deep Elum is full of crime.

567
00:35:10.960 --> 00:35:13.719
According to the story on Fox four, Deep Elum closing

568
00:35:13.760 --> 00:35:19.280
at midnight. Property owners demand the city take action against crime.

569
00:35:21.239 --> 00:35:24.760
Just now. I think it's been an issue forever.

570
00:35:25.280 --> 00:35:30.400
No Deep Ellum businesses and property owners are calling on

571
00:35:30.480 --> 00:35:32.800
the City of Dallas to take dramatic action after a

572
00:35:32.880 --> 00:35:35.719
series of violent incidents. To put it bluntly, they believe

573
00:35:35.760 --> 00:35:38.559
the area is no longer safe after midnight. Oh, just

574
00:35:38.599 --> 00:35:41.119
like all of our parents said. And they're proposing closing

575
00:35:41.199 --> 00:35:45.119
all businesses at midnight unless a business can justify a

576
00:35:45.280 --> 00:35:46.880
special use permit.

577
00:35:48.480 --> 00:35:52.800
And this is how it started twenty years ago. It's

578
00:35:52.840 --> 00:35:53.920
about to happen again.

579
00:35:54.320 --> 00:35:55.400
This is a cyclical thing.

580
00:35:56.760 --> 00:36:02.400
Well, I mean it's starts with this and then the

581
00:36:02.480 --> 00:36:04.920
city's gonna do what they did before. They're gonna slap

582
00:36:05.119 --> 00:36:08.480
you know, a zoning overlayover it, overlay over it, kick

583
00:36:08.480 --> 00:36:10.559
out all the businesses, make you reapply, clean it up.

584
00:36:10.599 --> 00:36:13.239
It'll be good for ten years, and then it'll revert

585
00:36:13.320 --> 00:36:16.039
right back to its old self. Yeah, I mean, it's

586
00:36:17.320 --> 00:36:19.000
right before yea. I think it was. In twenty eighteen,

587
00:36:19.079 --> 00:36:23.079
Deep Elam was doing so well and so popular that

588
00:36:23.159 --> 00:36:26.400
it was being talked about as replacing Austin as the

589
00:36:26.480 --> 00:36:27.599
music capital of Texas.

590
00:36:27.800 --> 00:36:30.320
Mm HM and den Deep Bellam deep Ellamed.

591
00:36:31.480 --> 00:36:33.719
Yep, which is another way of saying people go to

592
00:36:33.800 --> 00:36:35.400
people well.

593
00:36:35.519 --> 00:36:38.639
And it's funny the property you know, talking about property owners,

594
00:36:39.280 --> 00:36:42.239
the same thing is. And now I will say there

595
00:36:42.239 --> 00:36:44.800
was one wrinkle in this and it was COVID. But

596
00:36:45.559 --> 00:36:50.360
property owners get greedy. They'll least two crap clubs bars.

597
00:36:51.519 --> 00:36:53.239
I mean there's one bar down there now I will

598
00:36:53.239 --> 00:36:58.079
not say it's name, but it is minting money, minting money,

599
00:36:58.480 --> 00:37:01.119
but it's also the source of a ton of crime

600
00:37:01.599 --> 00:37:09.719
and problems and so and it's just like before. The

601
00:37:09.760 --> 00:37:12.000
business owners that are making all this money, they don't

602
00:37:12.000 --> 00:37:13.960
want to pay the extra money for extra security.

603
00:37:14.159 --> 00:37:17.920
Yeah, just in the month of June there were three shootings.

604
00:37:18.039 --> 00:37:19.280
Honestly, that seems kind of low.

605
00:37:20.880 --> 00:37:23.840
The president of the Deep Elam Foundation, John Hetzel, shared

606
00:37:23.840 --> 00:37:26.480
a video from social media that showed a man running

607
00:37:26.559 --> 00:37:30.199
after another man punching him. It's a scene that's become

608
00:37:30.239 --> 00:37:33.519
all too common and Deep Elam, he says, Deep Elm

609
00:37:33.599 --> 00:37:37.199
is an absolutely amazing neighborhood during the day and in

610
00:37:37.239 --> 00:37:40.159
the dinner time, evening hours. I take my five and

611
00:37:40.199 --> 00:37:42.199
two year old down there on a regular basis.

612
00:37:42.280 --> 00:37:44.440
I office here. I love this neighborhood.

613
00:37:44.960 --> 00:37:47.280
Until we see some real policy change, it's not going

614
00:37:47.320 --> 00:37:49.199
to be safe in the late night hours, and that

615
00:37:49.239 --> 00:37:51.519
would be a shame for the entire region to lose

616
00:37:51.559 --> 00:37:54.119
this district as a nightlife district.

617
00:37:54.639 --> 00:37:55.559
He's not wrong there.

618
00:37:56.039 --> 00:37:58.320
More specifically, the property owners want the city to shut

619
00:37:58.360 --> 00:38:02.079
down all deep Eleum businesses at to change the behavioral

620
00:38:02.119 --> 00:38:05.119
patterns of non patrons coming down here with their guns

621
00:38:05.199 --> 00:38:07.239
late at night, making it scary for patrons to come

622
00:38:07.280 --> 00:38:09.519
to the neighborhood and then also doing violence.

623
00:38:10.480 --> 00:38:13.639
Hey listen, I was down there for a concert a

624
00:38:13.679 --> 00:38:20.840
couple months ago, and it's not I think the concert

625
00:38:20.920 --> 00:38:23.400
got out about ten thirty. I mean it was great.

626
00:38:23.440 --> 00:38:26.920
We went to dinner before at some place, walked around,

627
00:38:27.239 --> 00:38:30.679
great fun everything else. Walked out after. Like I said,

628
00:38:30.679 --> 00:38:33.199
I think it was about ten thirty. I couldn't get

629
00:38:33.239 --> 00:38:34.280
to my car fast enough.

630
00:38:34.440 --> 00:38:34.719
Yep.

631
00:38:35.920 --> 00:38:37.480
Similar scenario a couple of years ago.

632
00:38:37.519 --> 00:38:39.639
AT friend was in town and wanted to meet up

633
00:38:39.719 --> 00:38:43.159
in deep Ellam to say hi. Fortunately the place we

634
00:38:43.159 --> 00:38:45.920
were going to was on the very corner edge of

635
00:38:46.639 --> 00:38:50.800
bad deep Ellum area. But even then we knew, all right,

636
00:38:50.800 --> 00:38:53.360
it's ten o'clock time to get out. Time to go,

637
00:38:54.239 --> 00:38:58.119
and the next morning on the news, I think it

638
00:38:58.280 --> 00:39:01.519
was an hour later, there was a order two blocks

639
00:39:01.519 --> 00:39:04.039
away from where we were, and it's like, see.

640
00:39:06.800 --> 00:39:11.679
Yeah, I mean, and I've been around bars a lot

641
00:39:11.800 --> 00:39:15.639
and it takes I'm normally not that skiddish, but yeah.

642
00:39:15.639 --> 00:39:18.199
I was like, uh oh, because my date at the

643
00:39:18.280 --> 00:39:20.519
time was like, oh that's good. No, uh we can

644
00:39:20.679 --> 00:39:24.599
for another place time to go.

645
00:39:25.960 --> 00:39:28.320
I'd like to relocate this state to someplace a little

646
00:39:28.360 --> 00:39:29.920
more romantic like Compton.

647
00:39:36.599 --> 00:39:39.760
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648
00:39:39.480 --> 00:39:41.679
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649
00:39:41.719 --> 00:39:43.480
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650
00:39:43.559 --> 00:39:45.960
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651
00:39:46.000 --> 00:39:47.559
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652
00:39:47.599 --> 00:39:49.880
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653
00:39:49.920 --> 00:39:51.079
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654
00:39:51.039 --> 00:39:54.440
And for Jerry it's at that Jerry guy, we will

655
00:39:54.440 --> 00:39:57.480
see you tomorrow here inside the Treehouse