The Eclipse is Coming | The Treehouse Podcast, Episode 89

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It is time to leave your worries
outside and join me Janel Malley, Trade

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Trenholm and Rod Sharma right here inside
the Treehouse. Coming up today. There

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is one thing that you have got
to do before you can do anything else,

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and I'll tell you what that is. And what I mean by that

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is, there's one thing that you
need to do before you can do anything

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else in life, whether it's start
your own business, ask the girl out

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that you've been wanting to, before
you do anything of any importance, there's

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one thing you have to do first, and I'll tell you what that is

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in today's episode of the Treeouse.
Also, I have a new favorite thing

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to do I'm going to share with
you both, and I think you're both

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going to enjoy this because I think
you're in on this hobby with me.

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You just don't know it yet.
But first, but first, my question

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to you Raj and to you Trey
is are you ready for the eclipse?

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So let's get stupid in the treeous. Yeah, So are you ready for

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the eclipse? Gentlemen? Are you
eclipse ready? Are you ready for totality?

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I don't know if you guys have
seen, but the price of tickets

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from Austin to Dallas on Southwestern Now
one thousand dollars on the clip today.

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I have not seen that. I
thought you were about to say that someone

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was selling tickets to the eclipse,
and it would be that would be Donald

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Trump. He's gonna sell eclipse.
They're the best. It's the best,

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the best, the best eclipse.
Yeah, the most amazing clips ever.

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Trump the Trump Eclipse. I like
that, and people would buy it.

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Honestly, I'd probably buy it that
way I can, I'd have someplace to

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where my my Trump air once.
Yeah, but if you think about it,

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he's actually probably the last person who
wants the orange to go away.

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Wow there, I mean, you
guys remember the last eclipse where he looked

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up at the sun. He wasn't
the only one. We've all done it,

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no, yeah, when we were
eight, when when we were the

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commander of the free world. It's
like anything, though, when anyone tells

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you not to do something, you
you you do the thing nobody told him.

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How much do you want to any
of them? Because like, this

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is one of the biggest eclipse we've
seen in our lifetime, and there are

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so many bars and places doing eclips
watching parties. Wait for the lawsuit you

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all getting, wait for the lawsuits
for you know, the places that didn't

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properly warn the idiots don't stare at
the sun during an eclipse. I think

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you're right, Trey. And it's
also the lawsuit is going to include complaints

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that the establishment did not provide adequate
eyewear to look at set eclips. And

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you're right. I can easily see
an attorney jumping all over that. Because

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if you're a bar and you decide
to hold an eclipse watching party, and

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now that's the whole point of the
event, and you sell tickets and you're

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making money, and if you don't
provide an adequate safe environment for people to

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enjoy the event that you're selling tickets
to, then yeah, you're gonna get

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sued. I just can't. I
saw an advert for the like Hard Knight's

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Day is playing and it's the eclipse
watching party, and it's twenty five dollars

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a ticket away, and I'm like, how about just outside? Like,

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I don't know why. I can't
imagine if I told my I'm so glad

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my parents were passed away, if
I would like, hey, you know,

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we spent one hundred dollars on these
tickets to watch an eclip. So

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my dad would just look be like
as opposed to going outside, like yeah,

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there's the park is free. That
makes no sense to me, just

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walk outside. Yeah, And in
advance of the eclipse. I don't know

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if you guys saw this the other
day, Kaufman County already applied for and

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I believe was approved by the state
a declaration, a disaster declaration in advance

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of the eclipse, so they are
ready to go with emergency powers in hand,

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just in case, because they remember
back in twenty seventeen they had issues

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with traffic and issues at gas stations. There are places recommending you in answer

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the eclipse to fill up on gas
before the day of What do they think

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is going to happen? Sounds like
a run on gas or something. I

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don't know. I did, like
there's traffic gridlock, so people don't have

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enough gas in the tank. Maybe
they run out on I thirty five.

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I don't know. They're just saying
get gas before the eclipse, and Kaufman

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County in the path of totality.
They're really just you know, trying to

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get ready for it. How long
does is the eclipse scheduled to last like

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four minutes. Yeah, and we
need gas. Okay, it's a big

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dumb world and we're here to make
fun of I just that's I mean,

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okay, like this is a very
America problem. No, it is four

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minutes. We need gas. Not
only that, but I'll paint a scenario

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for you. Okay, your gorid
luck on six thirty five LBJ. All

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right, So anynutes, any any
day day. I'm honest to god,

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if it's only an that's a good
day. So a clip starts, people

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are like, oh my gosh,
let's get out of our car, let's

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look straight up at it. Oh
we're blind. Now, let's get back

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and drive. I don't think gas
is your issue. I think insurance is

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your issue. I think living is
your issue. For first responders, are

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we needed not shell? Okay,
maybe clip? Maybe eclipses are Darwinian tools.

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Oh yeah, I think so we're
thinning out the bird on the eighth.

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I'm good with that. Okay with
that. And not only do we

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need to be told not to look
at the eclipse and everything and to get

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gas ahead of time, because some
of us are going to treat it like

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a an emergency type apocalypse type scenario. I don't know, but we need

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it explained to us like we're children, because most of us don't understand the

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science behind the eclipse. So this
is where I'd like to introduce you to

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WFAA meteorologist Mariel Ruiz. And she
I don't know if this was her idea

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or if she was tasked with being
the low meteorologist on the Channel eight totem

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pole to explain to eclipse. Explain
to all of us. Can I ask

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you a question, Daniel, Have
either one of y'all heard her before?

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This is my first time. No, Raj, I don't watch local news.

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She has the most cringey way of
the way she talks about stuff,

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so I imagine I this is going
to be very cringey. Just so,

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here is WA meteorologist Mariel Ruiz explaining
to all of us the eclipse is coming

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to North Texas, and I'm going
to break it down for you. This

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is what an eclipse is, at
least a solar eclipse. Simply put,

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it's whenever the Moon positions itself between
the Earth and the Sun, and when

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this happens, it's going to cast
a big shadow across the continental United States.

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Everyone in the States will see at
least a partial eclipse. So is

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this what you're talking about, Trey? Uh huh, Yeah, it's really

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it's this isn't even as grating as
I've seen her. But yes, it's

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almost patronizing, and it is patronizing, but it needs to be. That's

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the thing she's she's doing this because
most people don't understand this stuff and they

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need to be spoken to like they're
seven years old. So this is actually,

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I think a good thing, so
everyone can understand what's going to happen.

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Of course, the married man says
that I'll dare you, sir,

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we can just exit out of the
show now I know where that was great.

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The masses are generally stupid, so
therefore we need to be talked to

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like we're, you know, children, in order to understand things. This

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should have a yeah that I'm saying
it, Treya does sound early familiar to

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me explaining things to my wife and
why I don't remember things, Explain it

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to me like yeah. This should
also have a header that just says not

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for Asians, we understand how Yeah, but this path here that I've drawn

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out, that's totality meaning the sun
will be completely blocked by the moon.

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I'm gonna zoom in here to North
Texas. Here's where the total eclipse path

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will be, meaning areas in Fort
Worth, Dallas, anywhere over towards Kaufman

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County will be in the total eclipse. That white line that you see there,

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that's the center of the shadow.
Yeah, that's not just a penile

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vein. If you are outside of
this yellow line, that means you'll witness

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a partial eclipse. And I've broken
it down even more, the total solar

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eclipse time and totality, so time
that the sun will be completely covered.

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At this point, Tray, I
need to hear it. I'm just waiting

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for her to say, can all
you kids say it with me? Totality

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and then altogether we all repeat totality. Yeah, and that's good. And

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then she goes back to explaining in
minutes, the closer you are to the

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central line, the closer you'll be
to four and a half minutes of darkness.

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I've broken it down even more.
We'll notice totality between one in the

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afternoon to one forty four in the
afternoon, so four minutes about give or

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take a minute. As far as
four minutes. You can't give her take

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a minute when you're dealing in minutes. Yes, other people were just between

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three and five minutes. It's four
minutes, give or take two minutes.

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No, that doesn't work. Clearly
you're not one hundred percent on that totality

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thing. Also, I think Pete
Delkis feels pretty confident that she's not going

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to be taking away his chief meteorologist
status anytimes. This is so bad.

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This is when you know you're trying
to fill content like this. No,

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I think this is good. This
is what is my point. People need

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to be explained to sometimes in the
simplest forms possible. Okay, but she

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hid and then it got simpler,
and then it got simpler again, Like

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who is this for? She's like
when she said give her take a minute,

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I just looked AT's face. I
was like, yeah, we're about

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to say the same thing four minutes, give her take a minute. No,

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that's not how that works. That's
not how time works. I think

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she's been here like two years now, Like I obviously she tests well and

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like she people like this, I
just know who's watching weekend weather. That

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isn't she the person? She's she's
on she's on the mornings. On the

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Morning ship does midday, she does
the good morning Texas, Oh my Florida.

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That is you're so right, trade
that is so hard. It's like

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listening to a kindergarten teacher. Well, let's listen, just trying to talk

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to adults. Now, now let's
have her show us the eclipse. Like

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like in the book, everyone in
the state, everyone at least sees a

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partial eclipse. But in Dallas,
weather permitting, you'll be able to see

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the sun fully covered for three minutes
and fifty one seconds. In Fort Worth

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it changes drastically two minutes twenty four
seconds, McKinney, three minutes and four

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seconds, and some locations will actually
see closer to three minutes twenty seconds.

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If you're closer to Arlington, one
of the areas that will notice the total

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darkness for the longest amount of time. Will he walks a Haadi with four

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minutes and eighteen seconds. The big
winners are closer to Eagle Pass, they'll

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be closer to four minutes and twenty
eight seconds. Ten seconds. The big

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winner is coming. What's that tray? I mean they were going to be

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ten seconds longer in Arlington. So
yes, they are the big winner.

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They are I mean, and two
minutes is drastic. I don't know about

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I don't know what you guys just
described it as drastic. But I think

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drastic is stirring your coffee with penis. That's drastic. This is this is

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just a minute. Here's the other
thing. I keep looking at her.

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She's taken on a little bit of
like a LaToya Jackson. Look. Oh,

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I was wondering who it was good
call? Okay, I was like,

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who does she remind me of?
Interesting? LaToya is good? All

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right? It could be LaToya could
be mine. That's trying nice. He's

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doing he's doing weather now, Dan, Dan, we're in your show prep

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notes. Did we did you get
to this point rampant misogyny? No?

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I don't write that down, No, no, no. When I have

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a pair of fobios on the show
with me talking about LaToya doing weather on

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Channel eight, then yeah, no, I don't want to write that stuff

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down. And Trade defends he did
say Michael at one point, has anyone

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seemed Tito like is that he works
at a Wiener Schnitzel and Shriman Oaks.

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That's what that's what it's you know, in Randy are right now Germaine's delivering

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for grubb ub. You almost got
to spit take you almost out of me,

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we think. Uh. Stopping short
of insulting meteorologist Muriel Ruiz from Channel

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eight, we need to thank her
for her very simple explanation on the eclipse

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so all of us idiots can understand. Give her take a minute, what's

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going to happen? Also, if
you notice on the map looks like what's

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really want to make a day of
it. You cannot only take in the

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eclipse, but you can, you
know, go to the shops. Uh,

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you know, go to the outlet
mall in Hillsborough and really make it

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a full day of it. It's
closed, it closed. Yeah, after

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COVID there's no there's no more outlet
mall in Hillsborough. M I didn't well

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ship. Yeah, if you're if
you're ordering from there, Dan and you're

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wondering why it hasn't shown up yet, just why Well that that definitely explains

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some things. I know. There's
a big party at Choctaw, is there

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really? Yeah? Rooms Uh,
rooms are going for like five hundred Yeah,

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I told you. Fights on southwester
one thousand dollars so so people can

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be in the air when it happens. I'm like, this is the dumbest

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thing. And and you said,
for explaining how the eclipse works, it's

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in the name, it's going it's
going to eclipse. Yeah, but wait,

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let's not have to do with the
mitsubishie that was my car in college.

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This is why Mary ol Ruiz needs
to explain things to us, because

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there's an idiot watching Channel eight going, what's Mitch doing in space? I

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thought that was Elon Musk's car.
That that's the person that needs to look

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up at this on when that happened. No, that's the person that has

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repeatedly already looked up at the sun. They just call him Eclipse Daryl.

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He's always staring at him. Although
blind, he is also still driving around

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in his eclipse. Wow. Well, well, thank you to her.

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First, I would actually like I
would like Mary old Ruiz to explain other

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things to us now. I'd like
like, let's not stop short, you

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know, let's let's let's keep this
thing going. I can't wait to see

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what else you could teach me about
that. Do you have do you have

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more examples? No, this is
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I'm just saying it like I'd be
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college that was nicely placed. I
like it. I like yourself. I

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got my moments. It does online
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inspection. Give the man a call
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cookdfw dot com. Daniel, since
you've taken my call, I'm going

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to assume you did not win the
power Ball last night, although I don't

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see Kerrie behind you, so maybe
she did and she bolted. What's the

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deal? You know? Unfortunately we're
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Carball the Mega millions, I know, you know it's only a buck or

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two, but it's just like,
I don't know one in three hundred million.

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The odds just aren't in my favorite
there, so they're not. It's

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like they always say, it's like
you're you have better odds of being struck

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by lightning. Well, the people
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Daniel, spend a good time of
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of being hit by lightning at any
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blame you. But since the man
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eight three to three COOKDFW or cookdfw
dot com. Rog. What were you

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saying about the bars about the eclipse? I was I was just wondering how

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many bars, like when it was
like New Year's nineteen nine nine going to

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two thousand, like Prince like Party
Likes nineteen ninety nine played. Oh yeah,

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I wonder how many people are gonna
do Total Eclipse of the Heart.

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Oh, I hope all of them. Yeah, that would have that that

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song has to start right when it
and when the eclipse starts. And then

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at the end for all the people
that looked at the sun, play blister

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in the Sun. Well play well
violent films reference. Yeah. No,

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not only that, but I would
my preference on the Total Eclipse of the

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Heart song would be the Dan Band
version drop Bombs for No Reason in the

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Middle of It. Still one of
the greatest, Still one of the greatest

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shows I've seen of was was the
Dan Band. That was a great show

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back in the We had them on
the radio show and they were in town

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for the show. We had them
in the studio really, and then we

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went to the show that night.
God, it was good. He's saying

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Muskrat Love by himself. So it
was it was just Dan, the lead

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singer of the Dan Band. It
was just him on blacked out stage,

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one single spotlight on him singing Muskrat
Love to a finger puppet. It was

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a thing of beauty. Wow,
okay Dan, was that when he was

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just a town on your show?
Or are you talking about when he played

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they played the Live eight or whatever? It was that one, Yeah,

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he was at Yeah. I think
we were filling in, like we were

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filling in for Jagger or something,
and or maybe it was maybe it was

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filling in for Pugs and Kelly.
I can't remember. It was we were

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filling in and then then I had
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but we had them on the show, and then that night we went and

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saw the actual show. I think
it was at Trees and god, that

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was fun. Wow, okay,
I seriously good show. Yeah, I

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know they got a huge pop after
Wednesday or no, what was it was

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the movie? It was a few
It was old school. That's what it

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was, old school. And then
they also had They also had the appearance

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in the Starsky and Hutch movie that
that was pretty good as well, and

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wedding Crashers too, Dad, I
don't recall. Yeah, they got a

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nice pomp, and I know they
were touring for a while. I just

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didn't I hadn't heard any reviews from
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was like a nostalgia thing. People
are like, oh, let's go watch

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those guys from the show. But
it's apparently a really good show. It

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was fun. It was a lot
of fun. The show they put on

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for at No at the time whatever
it was no Kia, but uh uh

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they I was actually shocked at how
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But they're actually good. Okay,
cool. I'm if they're I don't know

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if they're touring again, but I
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I mean they were funny as hell. Man Like that was a great But

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I mean, I hope they do
play that version of the song during the

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eclipse. But that's gotta be the
go to song, right, It's terribal

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e clips of the heart, yeah, and then like are gonna go through

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the roof? And then and then
violent films immediately. Yeah. All right,

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so I mentioned it earlier, and
I want to tell you guys now,

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the one thing that you have to
do before you can do anything else

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in life. Whether it's whatever major
goal you have in life, it doesn't

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matter what it is, how big, how small, it really doesn't matter.

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There's one thing that you have to
do in order to guarantee success,

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right, and that is okay,
you have to wash yourself. And it

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seems like something obvious to us,
but I'm going to tell you a story

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about a man from Taiwan who recently
discovered a massive buildup of smegma in the

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foreskin of his penis, so massive
in fact, the doctor that discovered it.

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I mean, it's big enough right
there where it has to be mentioned

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like a medical discovery. Thirty year
build up smegma in the in the foreskin

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of his penis, all because he
didn't wash himself. I want to leave

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the show. I don't blame you, I don't want to throw This is

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easily the most disgusting thing I have
ever read. I've seen more disgusting things

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with my eyes. But this is
the most disgusting thing I've ever read.

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Thirty years thirty years. A man
from Taiwan rushed to the doctor after finding

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a stomach turning thirty years magma build
up in its penis. The patient was

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taking a shower when he felt pain
in his genitals and bits of hardened dirt

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began to fall into the drain.
Mistaking them for kidney stones, he hurried

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to the urologist, and this was
on March. This is on March fourteenth.

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The urologist peeled back to them's foreskin, but that was fun, and

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beheld the revolting accumulation of sickly yellow
brown smegma. As the doctor cleaned up

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the calcified scales of dirt, oil, and dead skin, a foul odor

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began to fill the entire clinic,
and the doctor made it a point to

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mention that no one seems to have
told him the patient that the foreskin can

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be retracted, you know, to
expose the entire gland to be cleaned.

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He even added, the doctor said
he actually sees patients with excessive megma build

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up around every two years. Oh
my god, I mean, how like

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this guy must have had like a
two foot crank, because it sounds like

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it sounds like the doctor peeled back
the force in in quato came out.

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He found he found the mars resistance
inside this man's shirts him. I think

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at that point even I would be
screaming get through the job and that these

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people need air. Wo wow,
that is yeah, that's gross. I

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don't even know, but yeah,
that was my Again, Trey and I

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today for whatever, on the same
point when I was like, how big

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was this junk? If he's like, yeah, I can't pull that back,

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he didn't have to. Maybe Quatta
was in there and he just reached

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his hand out, and it's like, that actually makes sense because if it's

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that big, it's going to be
a two man job. That's the only

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job happening down there for him.
So well, that's that's the other thing.

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That's the other thing that this doctor
says that is stunning to me is

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the doctor said the patient's private parts
had not been active for thirty years.

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If we hadn't found it, his
partner might have discovered this treasure first.

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Oh and here he mentions not necessarily
the length of the man's manhood, but

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specifically the foreskin. The doctor says
the patient was reported to have a rather

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long foreskin, but no ability to
pull back the foreskin. So maybe he

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just has a normal size, you
know, wiener, but the successive foreskin

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that he just can't get it.
Fact, maybe the foreskin is longer than

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his actual you know member, so
he can't pull it back all the way.

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So he's like a kid in an
extra large hoodie. And now I

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know what it's saying. You know, one man's junk is another man's treasure.

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Yeah, how would you like to
be the cartographer's Taiwan he's saying.

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The doctor also said, we think
this build up was there for thirty years.

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The whole thing broke apart like stone
giving off a powerful odor. Oh

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wow. Uh. The doctor also
urged men to clean their penis and foreskin

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daily with water and a little soap
while showering. Uh. He even said

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there's currently sufficient health information in school
education and on the internet, and the

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accessibility of medical resources in Taiwan is
also very high. If you have a

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problem that you don't understand, it's
recommended to seek medical advice from a specialist.

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And that's what this guy did.
It's just amazing to me how for

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thirty years you didn't it was he
So he was bathing, Yeah, but

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I guess he was bathing things,
not including his actual junk. Wow,

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because if you're doing it, then
you don't get the smegma calcified, calcified

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smegma that I think is one of
the most disgusting parts of the story.

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As if it could get worse.
It's like, it's not fresh smegma,

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it's it's calcified. And that's how
we heard it because it fell out of

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it fell out of his horse kin
and hit the tile on the shower floor.

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Imagine that wonderful sound. Yeah,
imagine had it not broken. So

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you don't have to imagine that.
I think I can probably recreate it right

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here. Oh oh, I see. Now, if you're not watching this

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episode of the Treehouse on Patreon and
you're just simply listening to it, you

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don't know that this is my pin
hitting my coffee cup. To you,

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that's Smegma hitting the hitting the tile. Yeah. Yeah, and he thought

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it was so bad he thought it
was kidney stones. Yeah. See,

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that's how I know he's never had
kidney stones. Uh, knock on what

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I've not either. But I've heard
the horror stories that so that his calcified

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smegma was as painful as kidney stones? Is that what he was trying to

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say? Well, not as kidney
stones, but he apparently it was.

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Apparently it was agonizing pain for him. I mean that that's not a brand

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new pain. I mean it's look
I mean, by the time the first

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smegma stone happens, Yeah, it
wasn't It wasn't they the first megma stone

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didn't form right then and there in
the shower and then fall out. Calcification

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of things takes a long time,
so it's not like this was day one

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of his hurting peepee. But so
nobody's like he's never like, nobody's handled

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his junk. That's That's one of
the mysteries of this story. It's like

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one he he never discovered it in
thirty years and he's married, so his

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partner never discovered it. What have
they been doing? Yeah? Is he

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a lady boy? I don't know. That's Thailand. Other time's where this

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was no Taiwan. Oh No,
I've lost interest in this. I crossed

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up my stereotypes. Wake me up
when it's wake me up when it's Thailand.

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Trust me, Trey, a lady
boy in Thailand will have discovered this

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well thirty years it. He'll make
a lot of money. M Yeah,

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in some countries this would go on
tour. Fuck the Donkey Show, I

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think that's what it's called. We're
listening to the Treehouse. Visit us online

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Texas dot com. Jacqueline, We've
known each other for quite a while

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now, so I feel like our
relationship has moved into this territory where I

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can ask you professionally speaking. Of
course, you ever had to clean up

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a smegma build up and somebody's plumbing. No, I haven't, and I

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want to know if you knew what
that word meant. Well, according to

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the dictionary stuff that I've looked up
over the past week, it's the collection

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of oil's dead skin cells and other
moisture in the genitals, So it's kind

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of similar. This one's gross.
We're gonna get real gross. I have

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three dogs, and my first boy
dog ever was Fury. He's my big

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half pit bowl, half red healer. He's eighty five pounds and again,

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first boy dog I've ever had.
When I first got him, he was

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laying on my lap tits up,
as we like to call it in this

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family. It was laying tits up
on the couch, so that's our how

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we say it. And so he's
laying tits up on my lap and I

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looked down at his little man bit
and I was like, ugh, what

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is that? And I was and
I went to Google, and I was

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like, what is Essentially I don't
know how to say this without sounding really

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tacky. It was almost like a
pre ejaculation liquid. And I was like,

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what is this? So I googled
what is the liquid? Because it

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wasn't urine. I could tell it
wasn't. And so the only definition I

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know of smegma is basically like oils
that males dog's dog genitelia secretes. And

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so in my mind I was thinking
dogs, But no, we don't have

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any way of knowing that that's in
your pipes. So I'm kind of pleased

404
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to announce that if we run the
camera, we're not gonna probably be able

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to identify that. Now, if
you flush the whole sock, we'll know

406
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when we pull that out, you
know what I mean. And that's good

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to know as a plumbing customer.
They're going to get the thing out of

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there that's causing any issues and they're
not going to send it to a lab

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for analysis. And even if they
know what it is, they're not going

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to say anything anyway because they're professional. We are very much a look the

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other way company. So if you
are, you know, disposing of something

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via the sewer system and it gets
clogged, we're just going to unstop it

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and keep going. It's not our
business respecting your privacy every single day at

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Brooks Plumbing, no matter what you'll
find, So give them a call two

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eight thirty eight. That's two one
four three six eight thirty eight thirty eight,

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or the website Brooks Plumbingtexas dot com. One other thing I wanted to

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mention about the smegma penis man from
Taiwan is there is also something that is

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known as cheesy penis syndrome. Now, this is what would happen before the

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smegma stone. So before your smegma
gets calcified. Some people may think that

425
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you have an STD, but it's
not h it's in fact cheesy penis syndrome

426
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because the sec the smegma is sometimes
when it's initially collecting around the genitals,

427
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it'll have a white, yellowish,
sticky, cheesy look to it. So,

428
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uh, if you're if you're on
the hunt for, uh, something

429
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new to throw on your charcuterie board. So so this cheese is from Taiwan,

430
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I don't want it. I don't
want it. So for twenty nine

431
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years they thought this guy had to
clap. Maybe maybe you know those navy

432
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guys a horde. Every port probably
relieved, Yeah, oh thank god,

433
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I don't have an SDD. Congratulations, you're just a stinky Smegma Gamee Man.

434
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I thought I was just spreading this
around like wild fuck. It turns

435
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out you guys are all stafe.
I'm just dirty, dirty, dirty,

436
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like somewhere they're they're a whole.
The people going really, dude, come

437
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on, there's probably people who have
been following this guy with some salt thinking

438
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they're gonna kill a snail. That
is a nasty trail that man leaves behind

439
00:38:20.960 --> 00:38:28.800
him, also impressive on the ground. You know, he's gonna be doing

440
00:38:28.800 --> 00:38:35.400
like sponsorships with a washcloths. That's
gonna be like his next endorsement. Yeah,

441
00:38:35.440 --> 00:38:42.039
he's gonna he's gonna be the new
face of scrub Daddy and sham Wow.

442
00:38:42.760 --> 00:38:46.079
Yeah, bring out the sham Wow
guy and then bring this guy next

443
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to the sham Wow guy. Take
off this fanta say all right, let's

444
00:38:49.840 --> 00:38:53.119
say how good that sham Wow works? Clean this? Then it really would

445
00:38:53.119 --> 00:39:02.480
be didn't the sham Wow guy get
arrested for like meth or something that's still

446
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that is known as the Smegma Man
of Taiwan? And really was anyone surprised

447
00:39:10.239 --> 00:39:15.920
by that? Like is anyone surprised
the sham Wow guy was on a stimulant?

448
00:39:15.119 --> 00:39:20.199
The same way as asking the question, does anybody surprised that Billy Mays

449
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was on cocaine? Hey man,
my pillow guy discovered, like made the

450
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pillow while he was on crack.
Definite when you want to be like,

451
00:39:32.840 --> 00:39:36.360
you know what, I need a
pillow? Did any of y'all ever watch

452
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the show Pitchman, which it was
a reality show about those guys like Billy.

453
00:39:40.159 --> 00:39:44.920
Billy a couple of clips from it, but I never saw it.

454
00:39:44.920 --> 00:39:50.039
It really is a fascinating show about
the process of getting I mean, those

455
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guys make a lot of money,
but they're very picky of like they go

456
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to all these trade shows and yeah, the different products and getting him at

457
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the right price and everything else.
It was. I'm sure it's on one

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of the streaming services. It's worth
a watch. It's pretty interesting. Didn't

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he hit his head in a plane? Is that what happened to Billy Mays?

460
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He was on a flight and like
there was turbulence and he bumped his

461
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head and didn't think anything of it
and it was a brain bleed. No,

462
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I thought it. I thought he
actually died of a heart attack.

463
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No, Billy Mays, I thought
it was a i q R right there.

464
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Was something happened that led up to
uh, his death. I think

465
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they also did find coke in a
system, of course they did. Well,

466
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that's how your head hits the fuselage
of a plane when the plane's not

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even in the air. You do
a couple of bumps, and you creat

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your own jurbulence. Let's see,
I just looked it up. Yeah,

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he was on a flight he had
taken early in the day in which the

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place sustained a rough landing after blowing
its tires. Uh, the tires on

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the plane blew out and he was
in I guess first class or whatever,

472
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and when it popped, he hit
the the baggage part of the o red

473
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bin. He hit that with his
head and he didn't think anything of it,

474
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and uh it was a brainlead.
But they did find excessive amounts of

475
00:41:15.440 --> 00:41:17.760
cocaine system. Okay, so I
don't need to apologize to his family.

476
00:41:17.800 --> 00:41:22.440
Okay, No, No, I'm
sorry that he died, but he's I

477
00:41:22.480 --> 00:41:24.800
mean again, wasn't surprised to note
that the man was on cocaine. No

478
00:41:24.840 --> 00:41:28.840
one is ever that excited about a
cleaning product. I don't care how good

479
00:41:28.880 --> 00:41:34.440
it is. Well, this guy
in Taiwan's got to be ecstatic. I

480
00:41:34.559 --> 00:41:37.599
tell you what in the next oxy
clean commercial, if you can clean that

481
00:41:37.719 --> 00:41:43.199
dude's wiener, Now, that's a
whole other level of cleaning prowess. I

482
00:41:44.280 --> 00:41:46.760
sadly want to see this infomercials,
like, do you guys have a mess

483
00:41:46.760 --> 00:41:49.960
you can't clean up? Come in
here, guy from Taiwan. Let me

484
00:41:50.159 --> 00:41:52.960
let me show you what this can
I'll buy that sham wow, Like you

485
00:41:52.000 --> 00:41:59.280
know, if you can clean that
up? Well, not that. And

486
00:41:59.320 --> 00:42:01.400
it also give Quato a job too, because you know you have to have

487
00:42:01.440 --> 00:42:05.880
that and if you buy now and
then he reached over and you know you

488
00:42:05.920 --> 00:42:15.480
have a little and honestly, it's
about time he started pulling his own weight.

489
00:42:15.320 --> 00:42:21.360
Yeah, I mean it's such a
drag. Yeah, get and buy

490
00:42:21.440 --> 00:42:29.239
on a free ride this whole time, Billy Mays had so He also had

491
00:42:30.400 --> 00:42:35.400
untreated heart disease caused by are you
ready? I didn't I wouldn't pick it.

492
00:42:35.480 --> 00:42:37.480
I guess like I would pick him, like, hey, I'm gonna

493
00:42:37.480 --> 00:42:39.280
go to Vegas, I'm gonna party, let's do a couple of bumps whatever,

494
00:42:39.559 --> 00:42:45.599
right, But he had prolonged and
excessive cocaine use that led to some

495
00:42:45.639 --> 00:42:54.559
of your heart disease. That's the
Billy Mays I remember. See, I

496
00:42:54.599 --> 00:42:59.519
don't think I don't think the plane
suffered a hard landing. I think the

497
00:42:59.559 --> 00:43:08.239
plane suffered a coke Billy Mays.
The tires didn't blow out. He just

498
00:43:08.239 --> 00:43:13.159
tried to snort him exactly what happened. That's how hard he sniffed in the

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00:43:13.199 --> 00:43:17.599
laboratory. He took all the air
right out of the landing gear. He

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00:43:17.679 --> 00:43:25.280
did so much Cokeie blow out the
tires. That's gonna be a new euphemism

501
00:43:25.280 --> 00:43:28.239
now for going to Vegas. Hey, we're gonna go to Vegas. We're

502
00:43:28.239 --> 00:43:32.800
blown out the fucking tires. Oh
you'll see, all right. One last

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00:43:32.800 --> 00:43:38.159
thing, speaking of gross things in
Asia, and because we've we've been on

504
00:43:38.239 --> 00:43:45.719
such a kick over this last calendar
year about things happening in and around Mount

505
00:43:45.760 --> 00:43:52.239
Everest, it seems as though Mount
Everest is making a run at Yellowstone National

506
00:43:52.280 --> 00:43:59.440
Park as the scariest place on Earth, because in the last week alone,

507
00:44:00.719 --> 00:44:07.239
with the beginning of hiking season on
Mount Everest, I've seen stories about how

508
00:44:07.519 --> 00:44:13.559
climbers are now required to pay I
believe it's a ten dollars fee or deposit

509
00:44:14.840 --> 00:44:20.000
for a tracker that they have to
wear on their person the entire time they

510
00:44:20.000 --> 00:44:22.000
go up and then return to Everest. I assume then maybe you get your

511
00:44:22.039 --> 00:44:25.119
ten dollars back. If you die, then they keep your ten bucks.

512
00:44:27.079 --> 00:44:30.519
But you have to have a tracker
now, so it makes it easier for

513
00:44:30.679 --> 00:44:36.239
rescue teams to find your ass if
you get stuck. And speaking of ass

514
00:44:36.280 --> 00:44:44.920
on Mount Everest, the Nepalese government
is also requiring climbers to take hoop bags,

515
00:44:45.000 --> 00:44:49.079
to take poop bags that they will
supply you with that comes with chemicals

516
00:44:49.119 --> 00:44:52.599
for you the climber to bag your
own poop and then carry it back down

517
00:44:52.679 --> 00:44:57.960
the mountain and return it to base
camp. I don't know though, if

518
00:44:58.360 --> 00:45:02.320
the climber him or her e is
the one that is supposed to carry his

519
00:45:02.480 --> 00:45:07.119
or her own pooh, or if
that's something else they're going to add on

520
00:45:07.159 --> 00:45:13.360
top of the back of the sherpas. And that's not all. There was

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00:45:13.400 --> 00:45:17.239
also an animal attack that I've never
heard of before in just the last handful

522
00:45:17.280 --> 00:45:23.239
of days that happened near Mount Everest. I understand that yaks have horns,

523
00:45:23.320 --> 00:45:28.920
but I've never known them to attack
people up until the other day. A

524
00:45:29.000 --> 00:45:31.559
lady who was near Mount Everest.
I think she was trekking towards base camp

525
00:45:31.599 --> 00:45:37.679
or something like that is facetiming with
her family back in Wales, and she

526
00:45:37.840 --> 00:45:45.800
got attacked by a yak and it
gored her leg to the extent of like

527
00:45:45.840 --> 00:45:52.079
a three inch laceration or puncture whatever
it was. But yeah, I mean

528
00:45:52.599 --> 00:45:55.880
yak attacks. Now on Mount Everest, my mother fell off. My mother

529
00:45:55.920 --> 00:46:02.400
fell off a yack and broke her
arm because it kind of bucked her as

530
00:46:02.440 --> 00:46:06.320
she was trucking. That's a story
right there. You're not going to hear

531
00:46:06.400 --> 00:46:14.360
anywhere else. Yeah. I laughed
when she called like, I fell off

532
00:46:14.360 --> 00:46:17.159
a yak, and I immediately started
laughing and didn't realize she was being serious.

533
00:46:19.280 --> 00:46:23.440
This is what you get stop doing
white people. So I mean that's

534
00:46:24.320 --> 00:46:29.360
the story. You know, the
woman's wife, she shrom whales and she's

535
00:46:29.400 --> 00:46:34.639
at avarice. I mean, I
like, here's yeah, what's the saying,

536
00:46:34.719 --> 00:46:40.119
play white people games, get white
people prizes? Right? You know,

537
00:46:42.159 --> 00:46:44.199
you know she went and you know
she thought she was gonna boop the

538
00:46:44.199 --> 00:46:51.840
snoop snoop of the Yeah, yeah, that's that's not something you're supposed to

539
00:46:51.880 --> 00:46:53.599
do, Like like ten feet away
the ship is going like, I wouldn't

540
00:46:53.599 --> 00:46:58.039
I wouldn't do that. No,
ten feet away, there's a bunch of

541
00:46:58.039 --> 00:47:08.800
ships going to watch this bitch.
She has a tracker, will find the

542
00:47:08.840 --> 00:47:21.920
body. Her pockets are filled.
Poo one let the shirt, and the

543
00:47:22.039 --> 00:47:25.159
yak turns to her as it walks
away and says, and don't come back.

544
00:47:28.960 --> 00:47:31.800
I was waiting for somebody to do
the reference. Yakie the yak don't

545
00:47:31.800 --> 00:47:37.199
come back another great tray. Tray
is so ashamed. He's like, oh

546
00:47:37.280 --> 00:47:47.320
no, I'd rather back my own
ship my hand. That'll turn some shirt

547
00:47:47.360 --> 00:47:53.840
aheads, right, That's what they
just look at like he's going to make

548
00:47:53.840 --> 00:48:00.320
it to the dog. We're not. We don't have to worry abou that

549
00:48:00.360 --> 00:48:08.679
guy. He's gonna make it.
He's crazy. That's the guy that carries

550
00:48:08.679 --> 00:48:15.800
the surface up the mountain. All
right. That there is episode eighty nine

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of the Treehouse. Thanks for hanging
out with us. We'll see you next

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00:48:19.760 --> 00:48:24.320
time right here inside the Treehouse,
because this is where you want to be

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for all the good stupid