Aug. 22, 2024

The Girl Scout Mafia | Thursday August 22, 2024

The Girl Scout Mafia | Thursday August 22, 2024

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The Treehouse is a daily DFW based comedy podcast about all things stupid. Leave your worries outside and join Dan O'Malley, Trey Trenholm, Raj Sharma, and their guests for laughs about current events, stupid news, and the comedy that is their lives. If it's stupid, it's in here.

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It is time to leave your worries outside and come

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laugh with us inside the treehouse. I'm Daniel Malley, along

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with Trey Trenholm and Raj Sharma. We are on day

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four of our brand news schedule five days a week,

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five days a week. So today is, of course, Thursday,

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August twenty second, twenty twenty four. We'll get the Friday

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episode tomorrow, and then we'll do it all again next

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week in good treehouse fashion, five days a week, not

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just playing with it anymore like we did earlier in

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the year.

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Now we're going full tree house. Yeah.

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And speaking of going full on things, Trace in a

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story the other day that i'd honestly, being timely is

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one of the great benefits of.

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Being on Monday through Friday, five days a week.

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And in the spirit of being timely, I want to

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make sure that we get this story released, published and

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talked about before it gets old. And I will happily

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say that in the time that Tray first in it

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to me to today.

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I have not seen or heard anyone else talk about it.

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Okay.

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I love uncharted territory for us, mainly because I don't

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like people playing with our toys. So one of the toys.

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There's that clicking noise someone was talking about. That's Rogen's microphone,

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by the.

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Way, sor right. I don't know why it makes that much.

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It doesn't do it on the release. It's just I

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had something in my throat and I didn't want.

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To It's because the microphone.

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The microphone you use reminds me of my television remote

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from the eighties that it would cook honk when you

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hit when you change the channels. It was that silver box. Yeah,

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but four buttons on it, and it was it was

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like the very first typewriter button type TV remote and

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would every single time.

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So I think a stapler.

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But it doesn't do it on the release. It's weird

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like when I when I unmute it when I because

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I had to cut in my throat. Sometimes when I unmute,

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it doesn't make any sound, but when I do.

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It's the statue little stand Oh.

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Okay, I got it.

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Okay, Well, so if you hear random clicking story about it,

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it's just, uh.

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I can clear my throat.

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I can, just i'd rather you hit the button.

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So this story that Trey sent the other day has

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been on my mind and I need to share it.

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With you.

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Let me first say that I believe the Ukrainian army

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has been binge watching mcgiver. And the reason I say

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that is because it's important in twenty first century warfare

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to be adaptable and creative and always on the move.

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It's not you know, sixteenth seventeenth, eighteenth century, nineteenth century warfare,

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where it's standing in the line in front of each

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other and just shoot until one side gives up or

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it's all dead. Instead, you got to do things creatively.

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And you got to hand it to the Ukrainian military

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because they have done just that by turning a toyota

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into a hydrogen bomb.

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Those cars are so adaptable.

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Look, I think even Sun Sue, if he was wearing

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a hat, would tip it to the Ukrainian and sold

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who said, Hey, see that toyota.

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Over there, Let's turn that into a hydrogen bomb.

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Let's don't get the tires.

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And that's the other part of it. Is not just

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a regular bomb.

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No no, no, no, let's go scientific with it. They could

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have just put a bunch of dynamite in it and

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rolled it down the hill or something with you know,

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a stick on the gas pedal and into the Russian Army.

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But no, no, we're a fuse off a piece of dynamite.

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Old school, no, not going to do that. They got

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to get creative with it. They got to say, hey,

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let's turn this and I'm going to be specific here, Uh,

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let's turn this Toyota Marai into a hydrogen bomb and

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then it explodes with the force of four hundred pounds

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of TNT.

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Yes, that's the other thing you've got to give him

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credit for is they're not taking a Corolla or a

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camera that actually has value. They're taking this hybrid that

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no one wanted, which clearly they can probably buy for

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pennies on the dollar, and then using that.

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But that's still not the best art the Uh. The

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delivery aspect of this Toyota turned hydrogen bomb by the

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Ukrainian by the Ukrainian military got even more creative because

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the improvised explosive device was delivered via pizza delivery robot.

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This is just getting the story is just getting better.

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I mean, if I'm in the if I'm in the

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Russian Army, I'm already in a bad mood, okay, and uh,

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seeing the pizza dude show up, Yeah, in a lopsided Toyota.

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You would think that, would you know, raise a like

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a little red flag of caution or concern because I

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don't think anyone in that area likes you enough to

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send you a free pizza.

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I wouldn't trust it.

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Also, nobody can even at.

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The side of the car says totally not a bomb.

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I you know, I'm gonna have some Druss issues.

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Yeah, and now you can't ever order pizza like you can't, like,

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you know, it's a Friday for the troops, like, hey,

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let's order because everybody's just gonna scatter.

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Some series PTSD for the Russian military. And in that case,

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the peace stands for pizza.

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And makes you wonder, how do they have pizza delivery

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robots over there?

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It's a war zone. We don't have them here.

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No kidding, Like they've got pizza delivery robots in the

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middle of the Ukrainian Russian war zone and we can't

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get him in Plano.

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Yeah, I mean still, I mean, I know you're in

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a war, but you still got to eat. And nobody

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there's not enough tipping that you can do for an

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actual uber guy to show up, because all they're gonna

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do is just recruit him. Into the military right there

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on the spot. So you send a robot.

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Well not only that, but not only that, but what

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is the what does the door dash surge pricing look

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like if I have to deliver Chick fil A in

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the middle.

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Of a war zone. I like how you used the

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Russian name too. Search Also, do we not see the

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irony of them turning a Japanese car into a bomb?

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Like that's just like that's really uncool.

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It really just can't seem to get away from those.

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Yeah, the uh A.

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Little more detail here.

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The the Toyota Marai m I r AI hydrogen fuel

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cell electric vehicle has hardly been an international sales success

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thanks to poor hydrogen infrastructure, expense and polarizing design, but

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it proved successful to Ukrainian forces, which scavenged parts from

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the hydrogen car to create the world's smallest hydrogen bob. Now,

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it was not a small thermonuclear device sometimes colloquially colloquially

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called that's hard word hydrogen bomb. No thistile material was

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hurt in the making of the explosive, just an already

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wrecked Maria and a pizza delivery. But according to reports

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from pro Ukraine press, Russian forces had failed to take

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the town of Bofchansk and retreated to an aggregate plant

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just north of the river. Given the circumstances, Ukrainians had

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to adopt a different approach. They decided to use spare

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parts from wrecked electric vehicles to create an innovative bomb.

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That bomb was built using a fully loaded hydrogen fuel

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cell from a reck Toyota Marie car and weighed over

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two hundred kilograms. It was capable of inflicting severe damage

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on Russian defenses, comparable to an aerial bomb.

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I mean, I've always heard necessity is the mother of invention,

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but this is taking it to a new level. That

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is impressed who. I just want to know who came

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up with it? Like, who looked at that and went,

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I got it. There's a scientist somewhere in that battalion

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or in that platoon. Whenever it was like I fitted

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this out, let's let's turn the Toyota into a bomb.

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Well, that's why I'm saying.

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I think the Ukrainian military has been watching old episodes

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of mcgiver or maybe that, or maybe the the rebooted

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series that came out a couple of years ago. Maybe

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that had an episode where they're turning a Toyota into

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some type of bomb with a paper clippings bubblegum.

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I mean they were home of chernobyl.

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S not far from or talking about here, like a

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nuclear reactor and an office building.

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I just like the image of the pizza.

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Delivery, like, I'm sure they had to slap a Domino's

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hat on them and you know, just wheel them in there.

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He's got a pizza box, there's nothing in it.

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Yeah, I can imagine the surprise on the Russian forces

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faces seeing the noid in the middle of their warzone.

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dot com. In that same story that I read to

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you about the Ukrainian military using a pizza delivery drone

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to help deliver a bomb made out of a Toyota

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hybrid vehicle, the other aspect of warfare in the twenty

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first century, besides being creative and adaptable, is making sure

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that you get a good video to post on social media.

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And the Ukrainian military social media team is on top

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of stuff.

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They have a they have a video of the bomb.

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I mean you really a can you can? You can

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watch war on Twitter?

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That would be fat that honestly, that wouldn't that be

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I would be fascinated to know if they If they

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I'm sure they have done enough where if they're monetizing

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the war by clicks on YouTube.

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That's brilliant.

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Bonuses on Instagram, stick stick certain missions on a Patreon

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behind a Patreon pay wall for the commercial free war.

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The behind the scenes, so the.

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Sorry, I just had this image of the bomb going off.

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The Ukrainian's doing a dance number for TikTok.

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They can just do instincts, bye bye Bye'd.

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cone of the bomb.

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I'd watch that over and over again, like I would

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make sure that they got some money off of me.

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The hydrogen composition of the bomb enabled it to generate

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a powerful blast waves, fireballs, debris, and mushroom clouds. Since

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drones were compromised by electronic warfare and the bomb was

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too heavy for aerial drone delivery, the Ukrainians opted to

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use a remotely operated ground drone to transport the bomb

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to the Russian positions. Now I'm going to show you

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the video, and here's one of my favorite parts about

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the video of said Ukrainian Toyota hydrogen bomb drone, and

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that is the soundtrack that they implement along with the

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video of the operation.

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They edited in the phone on the on the app.

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Mm hmm, all right, you guys see that. Here we go.

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So it's to be a black and white image, video image,

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probably some sort of infrared type of situation. You'll see

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a targeting radical and then eventually the explosion synced up

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to the music. So it's an aerial shot showing movement

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over terrain. There's the aiming radical, and.

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Then he is.

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I have no idea what those guys are saying because

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I don't speak Russian.

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And the quarterback goes boom, but.

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I assume it's something along those lines.

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Yeah, if there's anybody out there, let us know, like,

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email us and tell us what they said.

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Maybe they had just seen a bootlegged version of Deadpool

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and Wolverine and they were just waiting to insert Channing

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Tatum's gambit New Orleans accent.

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Oh, I'm going to make a name for myself today.

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That's pretty incredible like that. No, that's an explosion. That

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was pretty That was pretty awesome.

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Well, that's h that's the new model from Toyota, the Boom.

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You only have to make one payment.

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Yeah, I don't think.

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While Fairleyes likes to say any make any model delivered

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to you. I'm not sure if this particular one is

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really available.

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Especially if it says comes with a free pizza. You're

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not You're not doing that.

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And you're right.

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I think you were saying it in the break that

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these Russian soldiers they're you know, they're out manned, they're

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out gone. Most of them don't want to be there.

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They're hungry. And what does the Ukrainian Army do. They

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lean into the fact that they know Russians are hungry,

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and so they send them the pizza dude.

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But the pizza dude isn't explosive.

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You know, it's going to be a bomb. If the

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next Toyota Mariah shows up with the Chick fil A

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guy in it on a Sunday.

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Should have known.

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Should have known that was a trick Chick fil A

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on Sunday.

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As as I take a sip from my Chick fil

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A diet doctor Pepper.

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Okay, I didn't even realize you we're drinking from a

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Chick fil A cup.

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They have them in Seattle.

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And if you can get food delivered in the middle

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of a war torn country, certainly you can get it

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anywhere in the States, and that includes here. Although I

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did learn that delivery food here is interesting because apparently

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the city of Seattle has instituted a minimum pay for

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food delivery workers. It's something like twenty six dollars an hour.

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Wow.

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Okay, yeah, so if you're looking for a new job

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and you're willing to relocate the Seattle, you're going to

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make some good money up here.

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That's wow, that's crazy. I know in LA what they

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were doing, and that was just through the app. Is

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it like, hey, for the next four hours, you're guaranteed

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this much money, and if you don't fall short, like

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the app would pay you the difference. Gotcha. So that's

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that I thought was really cool. But this is a

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that's wold twenty six dollars an hour. Yeah, you have

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to pay some sort of service charge.

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Oh yeah, yeah, it's a while.

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While I appreciate large corporations paying employees a livable wage,

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m hm, it does seem a bit extreme to order

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to have a fifteen sixteen dollars Chick fil a order

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end up being like a thousand dollars once it gets

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delivered to me. All I want is to strike a

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little bit of a balance between corporate greed and cost

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of living and a livable wage for employees. Just strike

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a little bit of a balance. I don't need to

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see the extreme pendulum swings, so.

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Like, legitimately, how much was so it's just the two

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of you, So how much was it for Chick fil A? Today?

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Tara's the one that always orders it, so I never know.

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But the other day she was like, why is my

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bank account so much lower than I thought? And she

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went back and checked. It's because of all the door

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dash fees or the food delivery fees.

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For being here in Seattle.

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I guess, you know, because you know, I think, word,

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we're paying off some college.

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Debt, not ours, but somebody else's.

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I just think that's that's wild. I mean to she

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just comes that you guys ordered Chick fil A one

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more time. She's like, we're broke, We've lost it.

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All, and we're kind of stuck here.

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Because look, one of the things that that we miss

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about living in the States, because when you live on

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an island like we do, you don't have regular food delivery.

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It's just not a thing. Okay, there's there is no

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door dash.

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Uber and Lyft don't even exist on the islands, let

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alone Uber eats there is no instacart on the islands,

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so when we come into the States like we are now,

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we try to take advantage as much as possible. It's like, yes,

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bring everything to us, deliver all the foods.

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M and now it's going to cost you ten thousand

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dollars and delivery charges. Yeah, we save the nuggets.

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I think what we're doing is inadvertent paying for new

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Toyota Marise around the world with these Seattle service fees

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on food delivery.

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What is it, Trey, Your eyes are working, I can

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see it.

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Oh, it's just it's I don't know anyone who like here,

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in doubt anyone who works for Uber, whether it's driving

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or Uber eats that they're not making twenty five thirty

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dollars an hour without mandating it. Yeah, that's the problem

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is now you have If you mandate it, then someone

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you know who works for Uber, they can make one

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delivery an hour and they're making twenty you know, twenty

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six dollars an hour.

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You're right, So it takes away the incentive to do

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multiple deliveries.

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Yeah, I've done.

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It because because from here, if you're getting a minimum

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of twenties from Seattle, if you're making a minimum, guaranteed

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minimum of twenty twenty six dollars per hour as a

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food delivery driver. That doesn't include your tips.

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Yeah, oh really, so it's twenty six plus tips.

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Mm hmm.

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Wow, So you can make fifty sixty dollars an hour

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depending on how many deliveries you end up doing. That's fantastic. Yeah,

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we're all moving to Seattle. I've done I've done the

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like in LA when the when the pandemic hit, I

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did Postmates because all the clubs were closed, and people

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in LA just generally because the cost of living is higher,

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tip a lot more. And then I've done it here

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as well, and it's not in Dallas. It is not

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the same people because you can pick what you want

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to know and you don't see what you're like. You

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just know what the delivery fee is. Like you know,

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you're like, this delivery is eight dollars, you want to

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take it? And I've seen some where it's like you

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want to it's a dollar twenty five because somebody just

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wants a soda from Sonic delivered to their house. And

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so what do you think you're going to get on

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a dollar twenty five delivery? To somebody's house. So I

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kind of see both sides of it. But you can

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also choose not to deliver that delivery. You can say

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nope and move on to the next one. So and that.

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Yeah, And I'm perfectly fine if Uber said, hey, you

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have to have a minimum amount for delivery, yeah, or posts,

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you know whatever, all the services.

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Yeah, because he really is.

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I mean if the only thing you're ordering is it

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is a fountain drink, yeah, that's okay. That is kind

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of like maybe like an additional lazy fee on top

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of the actual price of the soda, Like if the

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SODA's two three bucks, maybe like you know, like tracing

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a minimum order of ten dollars, because if you can't

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plan ahead for your soda, that's tward three dollars. Or

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you just can't get off the couch, you're like, now

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you can just bring me my doctor pepper.

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Yeah, that's what I was saying, Like what kind of

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like what level of shut in do you have to

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be to be like I need to die of coke,

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but I cannot leave. I need you to bring this

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to me. I don't know what type of person that

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has to be, uh, to be that lazy.

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I do know though.

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I do know though, that I am going to be

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extremely wary of any delivery drones I see in the

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near future, especially if it says Dejiorna on the side.

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Well, Walmart's doing the thing now where they they will

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drone your groceries to you, so.

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So it's not just the prices that are falling.

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Don't order eggs.

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If food delivery in the gradle god damn it. If

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food delivery shut up brush, I've been I've been getting

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tongue tied all week. If food delivery in the Greater

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Seattle area is of interest to you because it pays

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in the neighborhood of twenty six dollars plus per hour,

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that is an option for you. There is, however, another option.

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This one though, is closer to home at the Tesla

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plant in the Austin area, and that is you could

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apply to work for Tesla as a data collection operator

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with the Tesla.

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Bot night shift.

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Okay, so, Tesla has revealed they're hiring an employee who

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could walk around for over seven hours a day while

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carrying up to thirty pounds of equipment four twenty five

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to forty eight dollars per hour. And this would be

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as part of their Tesla Bot program. Also, the name

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for the Tesla Bot optimist gotcha.

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So you have to walk around with this thing for

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seven hours.

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So what they want you to do is to qualify

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for the job, the candidate must be between five feet

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00:27:58.720 --> 00:28:02.279
seven and five eleven inches tall and use motion capture suits.

481
00:28:02.559 --> 00:28:05.720
The potential employee will also be expected to use continuous

482
00:28:05.759 --> 00:28:11.279
hand eye coordination, fine manipulation, body coordination, kinesthetic awareness, and

483
00:28:11.319 --> 00:28:13.839
be able to walk up and downstairs while testing out

484
00:28:13.839 --> 00:28:18.200
the equipment. It also notes that you'd be wearing VR headsets,

485
00:28:18.240 --> 00:28:20.319
and that can be a problem because they can be

486
00:28:20.400 --> 00:28:24.000
disorienting and uncomfortable for some and can result in VR

487
00:28:24.119 --> 00:28:28.599
sickness syndromes. And then you have to analyze and report

488
00:28:28.599 --> 00:28:30.400
on the data that you collect while testing out the

489
00:28:30.400 --> 00:28:33.839
performance of the equipment, which involves writing daily reports detailing

490
00:28:33.839 --> 00:28:37.160
observations and issues. So I mean you would basically be

491
00:28:37.920 --> 00:28:46.039
modeling a blueprint for the Tesla bot known as Optimists, which,

492
00:28:46.079 --> 00:28:48.880
by the way, Optimist is expected to launch at the

493
00:28:48.920 --> 00:28:50.279
end of twenty twenty five.

494
00:28:51.720 --> 00:28:54.680
I feel like Bezos really missed out on somehow getting

495
00:28:54.720 --> 00:28:58.319
Amazon the rights to Optimis.

496
00:29:00.240 --> 00:29:05.960
I would love to have an Optimist Prime membership and

497
00:29:06.039 --> 00:29:08.880
every time anything I order is here just like delivered

498
00:29:09.240 --> 00:29:17.079
like that's Optimistiate. Yeah, that would be fantastic. And I

499
00:29:17.799 --> 00:29:21.480
think Elon musk is I think if I if I'm correct,

500
00:29:21.599 --> 00:29:24.160
this is forty eight dollars forty eight to sixty dollars

501
00:29:24.640 --> 00:29:27.160
an hour, just so he can watch on the other

502
00:29:27.200 --> 00:29:29.839
side of a computer and just giggle his high ass off.

503
00:29:32.640 --> 00:29:34.480
Watch what I get them to do for sixty dollars

504
00:29:34.480 --> 00:29:36.480
an hour. Have him go up the stairs again getting

505
00:29:36.559 --> 00:29:41.400
VR sick. There he fall down the stairs again.

506
00:29:44.039 --> 00:29:47.240
Let's see who can get through a puddle first, the truck.

507
00:29:48.599 --> 00:29:56.880
Oh man, the cyber truck, or the humanoid robot. Tesla

508
00:29:56.960 --> 00:29:59.680
is ramping up its efforts to develop a humanoid robot

509
00:29:59.839 --> 00:30:02.680
name Optimists, which is expected to launch at the end

510
00:30:02.680 --> 00:30:05.079
of twenty twenty five. The bot, which is also known

511
00:30:05.079 --> 00:30:09.319
as Tesla Bot, will be capable of performing unsafe, repetitive,

512
00:30:09.440 --> 00:30:13.279
or boring tasks, and will also be deployed in the

513
00:30:13.319 --> 00:30:14.359
company's factories.

514
00:30:16.720 --> 00:30:20.920
Okay, so, but you have to model this first. So

515
00:30:20.920 --> 00:30:25.079
so you're doing unsafe tasks so that the bot can

516
00:30:25.119 --> 00:30:25.640
figure it out.

517
00:30:26.319 --> 00:30:27.119
Yeah, a little bit.

518
00:30:29.000 --> 00:30:31.079
And with twenty twenty five around the corner, Tesla's been

519
00:30:31.119 --> 00:30:34.839
accelerating hiring in its artificial intelligence and robotic sector, which

520
00:30:34.839 --> 00:30:39.160
includes the Optimist development, and that's been since mid July. However,

521
00:30:39.200 --> 00:30:42.440
there are some things you probably want to be aware

522
00:30:42.480 --> 00:30:46.599
of before you take the job on the optimist Tesla

523
00:30:46.680 --> 00:30:47.559
bot line.

524
00:30:47.839 --> 00:30:48.200
Okay.

525
00:30:49.680 --> 00:30:52.000
It was revealed in a report from the Information in

526
00:30:52.079 --> 00:30:55.319
November twenty twenty three that for years, Tesla's gigafactory and

527
00:30:55.400 --> 00:30:59.640
Austin faced many robot related safety issues. In one alleged

528
00:30:59.680 --> 00:31:02.160
incident in twenty twenty one, a robot arm, which was

529
00:31:02.200 --> 00:31:05.079
supposed to be shut down for maintenance, was inadvertently left

530
00:31:05.079 --> 00:31:08.319
operational and pend an engineer to a surface while going

531
00:31:08.319 --> 00:31:11.759
through its normal operations, pushing its claws into his body

532
00:31:11.799 --> 00:31:17.279
and drawing blood from his back in his arm. Yeah,

533
00:31:17.400 --> 00:31:20.440
another worker hit an emergency stop button. The engineer was

534
00:31:20.480 --> 00:31:23.279
able to free himself from the robot's grasp, but fell

535
00:31:23.279 --> 00:31:26.839
into a shoote while doing so, leaving a trail of

536
00:31:26.880 --> 00:31:31.119
blood behind him. I'm sorry, but the Tesla Gigafactory in

537
00:31:31.160 --> 00:31:35.039
Austin sounds a lot like you know, an Empire base

538
00:31:35.119 --> 00:31:38.559
in Star Wars. There's just no railings. Osha is just

539
00:31:38.680 --> 00:31:39.440
up in arms.

540
00:31:40.960 --> 00:31:44.720
It's just like I robot just all come to life

541
00:31:44.720 --> 00:31:46.519
and start killing everybody in the factory.

542
00:31:49.119 --> 00:31:50.839
But you can make forty eight bucks an hour.

543
00:31:53.559 --> 00:31:56.039
Yeah, I was gonna say, why why can't they use

544
00:31:56.319 --> 00:32:00.680
one of elon Musk's thirteen kids. I can't think he

545
00:32:00.880 --> 00:32:03.079
legitimately has like thirteen kids.

546
00:32:03.720 --> 00:32:06.160
Probably because he doesn't want to put them in, you know,

547
00:32:06.279 --> 00:32:10.039
Harm's way. I'd also like to point out that couldn't

548
00:32:10.039 --> 00:32:12.359
you have used a different name for the Tesla bot

549
00:32:12.440 --> 00:32:17.240
besides Optimist, because raz you're one of those individuals that's

550
00:32:17.279 --> 00:32:20.920
extremely terrified of artificial intelligence and then inserting that into

551
00:32:21.079 --> 00:32:24.680
humanoid robots and then them destroying us taking.

552
00:32:24.440 --> 00:32:25.079
Over the world.

553
00:32:25.599 --> 00:32:29.799
Well, if you call it optimis, I think you're kind

554
00:32:29.839 --> 00:32:33.000
of going in that direction. Maybe give it a different

555
00:32:33.119 --> 00:32:38.160
name so that way, when it becomes self aware, it

556
00:32:38.200 --> 00:32:41.400
doesn't see itself as a badass. Like, do you really

557
00:32:41.440 --> 00:32:43.480
think there's ever going to be a robot that takes

558
00:32:43.519 --> 00:32:45.799
over the world and destroys humanity if its name is

559
00:32:45.799 --> 00:32:49.440
Gilligan or or Gomer.

560
00:32:51.000 --> 00:32:54.599
He doesn't name it Todd, Yeah, anything.

561
00:32:54.240 --> 00:32:58.079
Other than like, let's not name it after the Decepticons.

562
00:32:58.640 --> 00:33:03.559
But also also how embarrassing would it be if it

563
00:33:03.720 --> 00:33:05.880
actually did and that's what killed you? And that at

564
00:33:05.920 --> 00:33:08.799
your service? They're like, man, who saw that robot Gilligan

565
00:33:08.960 --> 00:33:12.000
killing him? Uh, nobody thought that wouldn't come in.

566
00:33:13.839 --> 00:33:21.400
Starscream. Yes, that makes sense. Gomer. Yeah, okay, maybe you're right.

567
00:33:21.440 --> 00:33:23.759
So maybe it is actually better to name the robot

568
00:33:23.839 --> 00:33:27.119
after after something sinister, because no one ever wants on

569
00:33:27.200 --> 00:33:29.880
their tombstone to say taken out by Gomer.

570
00:33:32.559 --> 00:33:33.359
Killed by Phil.

571
00:33:36.440 --> 00:33:37.759
What happened? Oh?

572
00:33:37.799 --> 00:33:39.200
Fred malfunctioned?

573
00:33:41.319 --> 00:33:49.680
Was he drinking the bot? Yeah, there's not that's not

574
00:33:49.799 --> 00:33:53.079
enough money. That's not enough money to put your life

575
00:33:53.200 --> 00:33:57.119
in danger to be killed by Fred.

576
00:33:57.640 --> 00:33:59.920
Well, the good news is, as Trey pointed out, you know,

577
00:34:00.200 --> 00:34:04.160
Tesla and the Cyber Truck Division is having issues going

578
00:34:04.200 --> 00:34:06.519
over puddles of water. So if all you got to

579
00:34:06.519 --> 00:34:09.639
do to get away from the Tesla humanoid robot is

580
00:34:09.679 --> 00:34:12.239
to jump over a small creek, then maybe it's not

581
00:34:12.280 --> 00:34:12.719
so bad.

582
00:34:15.760 --> 00:34:17.840
It's like when they had rollerblade cops. I don't know

583
00:34:17.880 --> 00:34:19.639
if you guys remember that. For a while they had

584
00:34:19.880 --> 00:34:21.679
cops using roller blades, Like, how do you get away

585
00:34:21.679 --> 00:34:23.119
from that? It was like running the grass?

586
00:34:26.360 --> 00:34:33.840
Go downstairs? Better? Yet, go upstairs.

587
00:34:36.320 --> 00:34:36.760
At the top.

588
00:34:37.079 --> 00:34:39.840
Yeah, have you have you ever seen anyone in roller

589
00:34:39.840 --> 00:34:41.199
blades go upstairs?

590
00:34:46.159 --> 00:34:49.079
That's so embarrassing as a cop. How do you get

591
00:34:49.079 --> 00:34:50.599
away goddamn stairs?

592
00:34:50.800 --> 00:34:53.800
Well, technically he hasn't gotten away. He's just two flights

593
00:34:53.840 --> 00:34:57.440
up and he's flipping me the birds, and I just

594
00:34:57.480 --> 00:35:03.480
have to stand here and take it. Can can we

595
00:35:03.519 --> 00:35:04.960
get the SWAT team to deliver it?

596
00:35:05.000 --> 00:35:14.280
Bit you're in the visit us online at Treehouse on

597
00:35:14.400 --> 00:35:29.079
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598
00:35:29.159 --> 00:35:36.920
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599
00:35:33.920 --> 00:35:37.280
For all things Treehouse. Hit the website Treehouse on air

600
00:35:37.480 --> 00:35:40.519
dot com. Our social media links and everything are there.

601
00:35:40.559 --> 00:35:42.360
But in case you don't want to go there to

602
00:35:42.480 --> 00:35:44.199
click on those, I'll just tell you can thumb it

603
00:35:44.199 --> 00:35:48.039
out for yourself right now at Treehouse on Air. That's

604
00:35:48.079 --> 00:35:52.480
our social stuff across all the channels, whether it's YouTube, Instagram, Facebook,

605
00:35:52.559 --> 00:35:56.920
Twitter X, or whatever the hell it's called. Uh So,

606
00:35:57.159 --> 00:35:59.400
maybe in the next couple of weeks, speaking of Tesla

607
00:35:59.440 --> 00:36:03.079
and Elon and Twitter slash X, it may be called

608
00:36:03.159 --> 00:36:08.840
Barkley's or you know, JP Morgan Chase Twitter X thing soon,

609
00:36:08.920 --> 00:36:13.000
since they're not doing a very good job of paying

610
00:36:13.039 --> 00:36:18.840
done their debt. Because while Elon Musk is the richest

611
00:36:18.880 --> 00:36:21.039
man in the world, he still had to finance the

612
00:36:21.639 --> 00:36:23.519
purchase of Twitter y.

613
00:36:24.239 --> 00:36:25.440
I guess he got a really good rate.

614
00:36:25.519 --> 00:36:27.880
I don't know, sixty billion dollars. What did he pay

615
00:36:27.920 --> 00:36:31.920
thirteen billion or something forty eight forty eight billion dollars.

616
00:36:31.800 --> 00:36:35.000
And it's current valuation is somewhere around like nineteen or twenty.

617
00:36:35.719 --> 00:36:39.639
Yeah, so he really he's You better hope that the

618
00:36:40.159 --> 00:36:43.480
that those Tesla bots are are good news.

619
00:36:44.960 --> 00:36:46.719
You're gonna get your social media repossessed.

620
00:36:49.400 --> 00:36:51.760
It's going to be awkward when they hook that entire

621
00:36:51.840 --> 00:36:55.639
building up and haul it off down the street.

622
00:36:57.199 --> 00:36:58.440
In the middle of the night though you don't even

623
00:36:58.440 --> 00:36:59.079
know what's happening.

624
00:37:00.119 --> 00:37:04.360
Optimist is Optimist wakes up from bed, just starts waving.

625
00:37:07.280 --> 00:37:07.599
Sadly.

626
00:37:07.639 --> 00:37:09.400
If they try to show a cyber truck, they'll just

627
00:37:09.480 --> 00:37:10.679
end up taking off the front end.

628
00:37:17.519 --> 00:37:18.920
And then maybe.

629
00:37:20.159 --> 00:37:21.880
You know, all these people that are, you know, in

630
00:37:21.960 --> 00:37:24.000
the Bought program, they'll have to be looking for other work.

631
00:37:24.079 --> 00:37:27.639
And if you're looking for creative ways to make some money,

632
00:37:28.519 --> 00:37:33.480
I've got one for you. A man has been sentenced

633
00:37:33.519 --> 00:37:36.119
for selling drugs near a drug treatment center.

634
00:37:37.639 --> 00:37:41.800
Ye captive audience, huh.

635
00:37:43.159 --> 00:37:43.599
Brilliant.

636
00:37:44.559 --> 00:37:49.960
Mohammed Muse, a thirty seven year old from Kent, Washington,

637
00:37:50.360 --> 00:37:54.320
was sentenced on Monday in US District Court too thirty

638
00:37:54.360 --> 00:37:57.119
months in prison and three years of supervised release for

639
00:37:57.159 --> 00:38:11.119
selling narcotics near a drug treatment center. Well creative or

640
00:38:12.480 --> 00:38:16.480
a go getter, judge, real, what's that?

641
00:38:16.920 --> 00:38:20.280
It's very entrepreneurial, Like, that's very that's uh, we should

642
00:38:20.320 --> 00:38:23.000
be we should be giving him a pat on the

643
00:38:23.000 --> 00:38:23.920
back like well done.

644
00:38:23.920 --> 00:38:27.559
But well, the the US district judge saw it differently.

645
00:38:28.679 --> 00:38:32.159
He said, fentanyl is an extremely dangerous drug that has

646
00:38:32.159 --> 00:38:35.480
been ravaging our community. I am particularly concerned with the

647
00:38:35.519 --> 00:38:40.760
targeting of a methodode clinic. You know, it sounds it

648
00:38:40.800 --> 00:38:44.360
sounds to me like he got a harsher sentence based

649
00:38:44.400 --> 00:38:47.719
on the location of him selling drugs near a drug

650
00:38:47.760 --> 00:38:48.440
treatment center.

651
00:38:51.159 --> 00:38:53.199
Makes me feel a lot better about myself that I've

652
00:38:53.239 --> 00:38:55.880
told girl Scouts, you know, to go to AA meetings

653
00:38:55.920 --> 00:38:58.679
and just camp outside and you will sell out everything.

654
00:39:02.039 --> 00:39:04.840
There was one time. And h Raj, you can back

655
00:39:04.880 --> 00:39:07.719
me up on this because you as well have gone

656
00:39:07.760 --> 00:39:09.000
to Quinland's and Carleton.

657
00:39:10.159 --> 00:39:11.760
It is during the daytime.

658
00:39:11.880 --> 00:39:18.039
It is a very popular regulars type bar, so much

659
00:39:18.079 --> 00:39:21.559
so that one of the regular customers had his niece,

660
00:39:22.119 --> 00:39:26.719
who's a Girl Scout, set up right inside the front

661
00:39:26.800 --> 00:39:33.320
door of Quinland's to sell girl Scout cookies. I think

662
00:39:33.360 --> 00:39:35.760
she's still celebrating in Disney World.

663
00:39:39.480 --> 00:39:44.519
She bought Stop. Now, were they buying on the way

664
00:39:44.639 --> 00:39:46.239
in or on the way out?

665
00:39:46.679 --> 00:39:53.360
Yes, because you guilt purchase on the way in, because

666
00:39:53.400 --> 00:39:56.039
if you don't purchase on the way into the bar,

667
00:39:56.719 --> 00:40:00.119
she's already inside the bar. She's just gonna stare at

668
00:40:00.159 --> 00:40:03.559
you with a sad girl Scout face until you come

669
00:40:03.639 --> 00:40:08.039
back and buy some cookies. And then because you're drinking,

670
00:40:08.800 --> 00:40:12.199
what's gonna happen? You're gonna have You're gonna have some cocktails,

671
00:40:12.440 --> 00:40:14.440
and then when you leave, you're gonna be like, you

672
00:40:14.440 --> 00:40:17.199
know what I need more of are some tagalongs and

673
00:40:17.280 --> 00:40:20.039
some samoas, And now you're gonna buy a whole other

674
00:40:20.719 --> 00:40:23.719
caseload of cookies on the way out. She probably only

675
00:40:23.719 --> 00:40:25.840
had to sell cookies for one day of the entire

676
00:40:26.079 --> 00:40:28.159
run of the Girl Scout cookie campaign.

677
00:40:29.000 --> 00:40:31.480
Yeah, they are the devil. I just want, I mean,

678
00:40:31.519 --> 00:40:33.920
I want everybody to be aware of my stance of

679
00:40:33.960 --> 00:40:36.559
the Girl Scouts. They are a product of Satan.

680
00:40:36.880 --> 00:40:38.280
Okay, I didn't know if you were talking about the

681
00:40:38.280 --> 00:40:39.559
girls themselves or the cookies.

682
00:40:39.920 --> 00:40:42.719
No, I mean, they're they're part of his legion. They

683
00:40:42.800 --> 00:40:48.119
are they are equally as guilty as Satan himself because

684
00:40:49.480 --> 00:40:52.519
I didn't think and I don't I don't have kids,

685
00:40:52.599 --> 00:40:54.800
so I shouldn't have to think this. But I was

686
00:40:54.800 --> 00:40:57.400
coming out of the tom Thumb and Carrollton off of Frankfurt,

687
00:40:58.280 --> 00:41:02.280
and there they were. There's four of them and a mom,

688
00:41:02.679 --> 00:41:04.360
and they're like, you want to buy cookies, mister, And

689
00:41:04.360 --> 00:41:06.159
I like, first of all, nobody says mister anymore. We're

690
00:41:06.159 --> 00:41:09.719
not in the fifties. But they have a little program

691
00:41:09.800 --> 00:41:12.320
or whatever, and I go, ah, don't have any cash.

692
00:41:12.360 --> 00:41:14.480
And this actually came out of my mouth. I go,

693
00:41:14.519 --> 00:41:16.440
I don't have any cash, and she pulled out the

694
00:41:16.480 --> 00:41:19.920
square and out loud, I went, bitch.

695
00:41:23.840 --> 00:41:27.559
Here's the thing though, the cookies. Here's the thing though.

696
00:41:27.559 --> 00:41:29.679
Either you take your card and you tap that square

697
00:41:29.719 --> 00:41:33.760
and buy some cookies, or the demons will come out

698
00:41:33.800 --> 00:41:36.280
if you don't buy those cookies. And you know what's

699
00:41:36.280 --> 00:41:39.440
gonna happen. I've seen it. Their heads start spinning.

700
00:41:39.840 --> 00:41:43.960
Yeah, I was like, you little bitch, and then yeah,

701
00:41:43.960 --> 00:41:47.480
I ended up having to buy I even bought one

702
00:41:47.480 --> 00:41:48.760
that was on a wait list. They had a new

703
00:41:48.760 --> 00:41:50.440
one that came out last year. I can't remember what

704
00:41:50.480 --> 00:41:53.159
flavored it was, and I was like, okay, here and

705
00:41:53.199 --> 00:41:55.360
I gave them my address. I'm like, here, you go,

706
00:41:55.960 --> 00:41:59.599
have the devil drop it off himself. Uh yeah, so there.

707
00:41:59.679 --> 00:42:01.760
When I see them, I'll literally go anywhere else, Like

708
00:42:01.760 --> 00:42:03.159
if I'm going to the grocery store, I'll get back

709
00:42:03.159 --> 00:42:04.480
in the car. I'm like, I can't.

710
00:42:05.119 --> 00:42:06.679
You have to watch out for the Girl Scouts man,

711
00:42:06.719 --> 00:42:08.719
because they've gotten more aggressive over the years.

712
00:42:08.719 --> 00:42:13.599
They'll chase you down to me.

713
00:42:13.840 --> 00:42:15.639
To me, one of the most terrifying events of my

714
00:42:15.719 --> 00:42:18.239
life was walking up to a home depot and seeing

715
00:42:18.320 --> 00:42:20.639
a Girl Scout troop set up trying to sell cookies.

716
00:42:21.000 --> 00:42:22.400
Because here's the thing.

717
00:42:22.639 --> 00:42:25.239
If you didn't buy the cookies, they had the Girl

718
00:42:25.280 --> 00:42:28.519
Scout enforcers with the chains and the pickaxes and all

719
00:42:28.519 --> 00:42:30.800
the other weaponry found it inside of a home depot

720
00:42:31.119 --> 00:42:34.880
to help gently persuade you into buying a box of

721
00:42:34.920 --> 00:42:36.079
somobas if you.

722
00:42:36.000 --> 00:42:37.840
Don't believe that they're the devil. There was a mom

723
00:42:37.840 --> 00:42:40.960
that put a kid inside of a bar during the day.

724
00:42:41.000 --> 00:42:45.360
It was like, sell it, your baby. Sell here. You're

725
00:42:45.360 --> 00:42:48.239
not legally supposed to even be in this establishment, but

726
00:42:48.360 --> 00:42:49.360
this is where you sell.

727
00:42:49.719 --> 00:42:54.000
But you get special dispensation if you're a girl Scout. Yeah,

728
00:42:54.039 --> 00:42:56.440
because even the TABC, if they rolled in, they would

729
00:42:56.440 --> 00:42:59.480
have been like, well allow it, give me a pack of.

730
00:42:59.440 --> 00:43:06.599
In minutes, you're bribe and TBC with some Samoa's. You

731
00:43:06.679 --> 00:43:07.440
didn't see nothing.

732
00:43:13.960 --> 00:43:16.480
See, everyone's worried about what the mafia is doing. It's like.

733
00:43:20.360 --> 00:43:23.559
You have to go into the witness protection program just

734
00:43:23.599 --> 00:43:30.880
because you narked on the girl Scouts. Oh god, all right,

735
00:43:30.880 --> 00:43:32.800
thanks for hanging out with us inside the treehouse today.

736
00:43:33.039 --> 00:43:35.480
Be sure to jump in with us tomorrow, which is

737
00:43:35.519 --> 00:43:37.920
of course prid Day.

738
00:43:38.599 --> 00:43:39.159
See you tomorrow,