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The Mile High Club…By Herself?! | The Treehouse Show

The Mile High Club…By Herself?! | The Treehouse Show
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Would you want to join the Mile High Club? We start today with a woman who decided to give it a shot…by herself. Dan and Trey quickly realize that at their age, trying anything adventurous in an airplane bathroom would probably end with an injury and an emergency landing.

Keeping with the flying theme, we head to Reddit, where a guy wants to know if he’s the AH for refusing to pick up his friend from the airport…at 1 A.M. The answer is NO, and after hearing the whole story, we’re pretty sure his friend is actually the AH.

Then it’s Celebrity Birthdays, which somehow takes us from the new Baywatch to the glory days of video vixens—including the unforgettable woman from Warrant’s “Cherry Pie” video.

And finally, do professional athletes actually hate their rivals anymore? Or are the days of genuine sports hatred officially over?

It’s flying, bad friends, Baywatch, video vixens, and old-school sports hatred on today’s Treehouse Show.


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It is time to leave your worries outside and laugh

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with us inside the Treehouse. I'm Dan O'Malley along with

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Trey Trenholm. All right, look, it just needs to be said,

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I find it very interesting that The day after I

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say how much I dislike the carnival barkers on the

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Midway at the State Fair of Texas, two of the

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Midway booths burned to the ground.

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Yeah.

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It wasn't me, is all I'm saying. Had nothing to

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do with it. I was nowhere near Fair Park yesterday

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when Sonic the Hedgehog went scorched earth. I didn't do it.

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I'll be curious how that started.

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The early indication is an electrical short around some plushy

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toys of.

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You know, I mean, now having had a glimpse inside

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a booth, a food booth, food booth um yeah it

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doesn't surprise me yeah the electrical there is uh precarious.

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Honest to god i'm surprised the state fair of texas

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doesn't burn to the ground every year or that there

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isn't a daily grease fire at the state fair because

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i mean that's a lot of kindling in one area

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yeah did um And speaking of carnival stuffed toy prizes,

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did you ever see Santa Claus the Movie with Dudley Moore,

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John Lithgow from the 80s? So Dudley Moore, it was

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like one of the main elves and he has these flying...

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He wasn't Santa.

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I was going to say, he had to be an elf.

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And he had these candy canes that he had used

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to make people fly. Similar recipe that he would give

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the reindeer, that he would give Santa's reindeer to help

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them fly. And so he gets hooked up with the

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bad guy in the movie, John Lithgow, who wants to

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do Christmas 2. He's a toy manufacturer. And his first

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scene in the film is in front of Congress because

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of his toys being filled with horrible and unsafe things.

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They open up one of his stuffed toys and they

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pour it out. It's full of broken glass and sand

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and nails. And I always think that that's what carnival

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plush toys are made out of.

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That vaguely sounds familiar.

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It's such a random... even as a little kid watching

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that movie, I remember watching it and thinking, man, John

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Lithgow is a hell of an actor because he's got

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a line in there where he's like Christmas too. It's, it's, it's,

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it's really good. I mean, it's a bad eighties Christmas movie,

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but John Lithgow is really fun.

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And you know, it's funny. The first, almost the first

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anything time I see a fire at a business, my

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first thought is insurance. But then I thought about it.

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I was like, Man, insurance company could probably hand $ 100

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to the carnival people, and that would cover the damages

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of the toys. Exactly.

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And speaking of insurance fires, did you see the Dallas

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Gentleman's Club had a nice fire a couple days ago?

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Yeah, yeah.

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What I didn't realize until I read the story was

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that's the same exact location where Caligula burned in the 90s.

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The same building? No. That's what it said in the story.

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That's what it said. It said it was the same

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address and everything.

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I know Caligula DGs I thought was on the other

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side of a 35. Yeah.

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West Northwest highway.

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Yeah. I thought Caligula was right there. I thought we

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always remember Caligula being down where the old baby dolls was,

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but maybe I'm wrong. I don't know.

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That's, I never went to Caligula. It burned in 99,

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so I was too young to have experienced that place.

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But I remembered the fire and, of course, talking about

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how everyone just assumed it was for insurance purposes. And

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that was kind of my assumption with DG.

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I know a lot more about that than I ever

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really wanted to know. And let me just say this.

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There are people that were involved with that that had

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to go back home to their country of origin. and

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stay there for a good 10 to 15 years. And

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I'll leave it at that.

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That's probably a good idea. Anyway, everything's fine at the

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state fair and I didn't do it. I just want

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that on the record.

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Okay.

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Trey, are you a member of the mile high club?

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I am not.

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Do you want to be? I'm not asking, I'm not

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propositioning you. I'm just asking in general, not with me,

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just in general.

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You know, I have, in the first class that you

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have today, where you have like the little nooks and

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everything else, I can kind of see where you could

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do the mile high club. I have never, if you're

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on private, I understand how you can do the mile

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high club. And just a plain old, you know, seven 37,

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seven 40, where you just have, even in first class,

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you have big seats. I've never understood how anyone, how

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you could get it on in an airport, an airplane bathroom. No.

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So the mechanics of the mile high club have always

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vexed me.

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To me, it's one of those things that was invented

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in early air travel when they might've had more space

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and more cleanliness and But I tell you right now,

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just the thought of the Mile High Club now in

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a normal plane, like you said, if I'm flying economy,

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I don't want to get it on in the economy

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airplane bathroom.

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Well, and I'll take that. There is one other scenario

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that you simply do not see anymore. I mean, back,

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and this is going back in the mid-90s. I was

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like in college and flying certain places. There were, especially

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Southwest flights that you would fly. They might only have

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30 people on them. Yeah. And you don't, you really

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don't see that anymore because they really, the economics of

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air travel, they just, they don't do that. So, but yeah, I,

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like I said, it, it, That's one of those things.

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It sounds like a fun, really great, fun idea. Sorry,

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demon dog just broke in. But then in reality, I

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don't see how you pull it off.

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The Mile High Club expectation versus reality is like a

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meme come to life. And when I was young, like teenager,

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thinking like, oh yeah, the Mile High Club. But then

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you start flying. And you're like, oh, this is kind

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of bad. And then you're right. Air travel has not

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gotten better throughout the years. It's gotten more cramped, dirtier.

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It's more of a cattle call than it used to be.

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And just the thought of just using an airplane bathroom

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is bad enough, let alone doing something, quote unquote, intimate

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in it. Now, like we just flew the other day

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and- you know, an hour into the flight, I'm going

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to the bathroom and I kind of wish I had

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just stayed in my seat and used like a cup

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or something. Cause the bathroom was already a wreck. By

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the time I got in there an hour into the flight,

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someone had already ruined it.

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Now, if you, uh, if you ever date a flight

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attendant and they, especially if they've done international, there's a

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good chance. They're a member of the mile high club.

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That I believe.

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They have sleeping quarters on those. Reading about the escapades

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of flight attendants and pilots is always quite interesting.

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Yeah, but you're right. I think, you know, the crew,

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they're going to know the good spots, especially if it's

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international and they've got, you know, like a little sleeping quarters.

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The crew seem to, you know, they have an overnighter.

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Yeah.

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Seems like there's a lot of free-for-alls.

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It's kind of like what happens in Vegas, what happens

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on the plane stays on the plane.

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The reason I ask you if you would ever even

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consider doing the Mile High Club is because someone took

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it to an extreme. An intoxicated woman allegedly pleasured herself

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on an American Airlines flight. This is one of those

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times where using the word allegedly is really, it's probably unnecessary.

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If you've got someone saying it and reporting it. it

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to the airline, you probably really don't even need to

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say allegedly.

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I would guess it's alleged that she actually got pleasure? Maybe.

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Maybe. Maybe that's the alleged part. A drunken woman rubbed

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passengers the wrong way when she took off her pants

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and began masturbating on a flight from Baltimore to Miami

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last month. Katie Inzer, 46, said, committed the lewd act

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shortly after takeoff on American Airlines' evening flight on September 11th.

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That's according to an incident report filed by the Miami-Dade

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Sheriff's Office, which I'm sure even by Miami-Dade Sheriff's deputy standards,

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probably an interesting report to write. Fellow passenger complained of

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a flight attendant that Inzer had removed her pants and

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began to actively masturbate while making inappropriate sounds. This is

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where my brain turns on a dime because when I

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read someone masturbating and making inappropriate sounds, I'm thinking like

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elephant noises or monkey noises. To me, if you're making

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sex noises while masturbating, that's appropriate for the situation. Not

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for the physical location in which you're doing it. It's

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just where my brain went. I'd like to think it

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was something really inappropriate and ridiculous.

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Sorry.

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Don't masturbate on plants. And if you're going to do it,

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do it very quietly. And maybe ask for a blanket. Yeah, that's...

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This one just sounds like she just like... She's like,

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the plane took off and so did she. Pants come

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off and she just goes to town.

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You know, and therein, it's like... What level of drunk

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do you have to get where you decide... you've just

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forgotten where you are and you're just going to drop

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trowel and rub one out.

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You know what, Trey, as a sober man of over

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10 years, you have seen and heard a lot of things.

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I am curious at any of your meetings, has anyone

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ever said that they were so drunk that they jerked

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it in front of people on a plane?

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No, that would be, I have plenty of stories about

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people getting kicked off of planes, but no.

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So that's one that would get a special chip at AA? Yeah, yeah.

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Does AA hand out chips for like, well, we haven't

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heard that one before, flick? Like share of the day

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kind of a thing?

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Well, usually it's not a chip. Usually you're then signing

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the person's probation orders that they attended the meeting.

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Yeah. Oh, a sponsor's duty is never done. Oh, hi, Lily,

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you demon puppy. She kind of looks like Dobie there.

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She does a little bit. Yeah, so look, the Mile

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High Club is one thing, but joining the Mile High

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Club solo is a whole other situation.

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Yeah, I don't feel like that counts either.

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No. If you rub one out on a plane, you

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did not join the Mile High Club. You cannot be

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your own Eskimo bro.

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Especially if you're a chick. You're right. Just get a blanket.

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You can probably pull it off. And except for the

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person next to you, if they see that, you know,

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you're bright red or something, no one's probably going to know.

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They may just think that you took a really good

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pill before takeoff. And maybe she did. So that's where

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the other part of this story comes in. I'm like,

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I don't... There had to have been some other substance

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at play here because I've seen a lot of drunk

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people in my day. I have not seen that level

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of behavior out of an inebriated person.

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I mean.

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If she took ecstasy before she got on the plane,

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that would be quite odd timing, but okay. And then,

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you know, unfortunately with that story, you, uh, in your mind,

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you would like to think it's a really hot chick.

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Then you look at the picture and you're like, it's

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never the person you want.

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She'd been road hard and put up wet.

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By herself.

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Yeah.

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I've really been unkind to myself.

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And she has.

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The last thing I wanted to mention on this story was,

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and this goes back to what I was asking you

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at the very beginning, Trey, which is, would you join

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the mile high club or more specifically under what circumstances

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would you consider joining the mile high club? Because for me,

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private plane, sure. Um, maybe an international flight on Emirates

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where you've got like a shower and there's like a

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bed type situation. That's like, uh, the first class is

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sort of like a tiny, like little capsule thing where

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you've got privacy.

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Yeah. I, not even it, but like a lot of

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the first class now where you have your own cubby

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hole type, you know, your own little, you, you, you're secluded.

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You can actually close it off. No one can see

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in whatever. Sure. Cramp quarters, maybe, but yeah, you can

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at least pull it off.

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Yeah.

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Uh, but yeah, that's about the only time I can

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see it because, uh, and, and maybe there was a

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time in my much younger years where I would want

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to try something, but, uh, at this point, I, I just,

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I think the, uh, and the police car would be

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too uncomfortable. That's going to outweigh almost everything. Yeah. And

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having your face plastered all over the news.

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There is that aspect, yeah. The other thing about it

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is this. We're now at an age, like we missed

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that window, right? Like if you're going to do it

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in an airplane bathroom, the ones back in economy are

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not the bathrooms you want to do it in, especially

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not at our age. Because you're going to hurt something.

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You may not even make it out of that bathroom.

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You may end up in a position where you're stuck

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and something has dislodged or herniated or pinched in a

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way that now you can't move and you're going to

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need medical assistance to get off and out of the bathroom.

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Yeah.

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Nothing good is going to come of it. And in

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addition to this story had me thinking of it, I

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was watching Mad Men and there's one scene where, I mean,

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this is the late sixties and this couple's like, Oh,

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and she says, meet me in the bathroom in 60 seconds.

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You know what?

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At the time that that show took place in 1969,

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that might've been a decent bathroom to get it on in,

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but not today's bathrooms.

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Well, and, and here's a, here is a truism that

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just where, and we have seen this in our lives

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pre nine 11. no one would have thought twice about

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a couple of people loitering around the bathroom. Right. And

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you could pull off some hijinks and no one really

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was going to get that upset about it. Post 9-11,

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it brought in a whole other scenario where, I mean,

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let's be honest, flying has just never been as fun

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as it was pre-9-11.

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The terrorists won on that front? Um, but yeah, when

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you see people gathering by the, by the, you know,

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the bathroom, you start and you wonder, all right, are,

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are you trying to, are you trying to F or

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are you trying to F the plane? Now a slight

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segue here.

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Okay.

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We're going to stay with air travel. If I asked

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you to come pick me up at the airport at 1am,

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would you?

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As much as I love you, Dan. Listen, we've talked

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about this. I have two rules of life where if

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you're over 30, there are two things you should never

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ask someone to do. Help you move and pick you

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up at the airport. Or take you to the airport

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and pick you up. If they volunteer, on them. But

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never ask. Never ask. Because over 30, you should be

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making enough money where you can afford a taxi, an Uber, whatever,

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and movers.

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Yeah.

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So, yeah, that's, you know, I would be more inclined

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to think you're an asshole for asking me to do that.

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Well, it's because someone actually genuinely asked a friend to

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do that recently, and they said, am I the a-hole

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for not picking my friend up from the airport because

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his flight landed at 1 a.m.? A friend of mine

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went out of town for a few days and asked

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if I could pick him up from the airport when

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he got back. When he first asked, his flight was

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supposed to land around 10.30, so I said, sure. Um, uh,

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I was getting ready for bed that night when he

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texted me that his flight had been delayed and he

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probably wouldn't land around until around 1 a.m.

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Airport.

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35 minutes from me. So realistically, I wouldn't have been

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back home until after two. I told him I'm not

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coming anymore and that he should just grab an Uber.

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He got annoyed because apparently an Uber was almost 70

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bucks and said I'd already agreed to pick him up.

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I told him I agreed to 10 30, not the

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middle of the night. He ended up paying for the

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Uber and has been pretty cold to me since I

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do feel a little bad because the delay obviously wasn't

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his fault, but I also had to work in the morning.

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No, that's, I mean, especially if your flights delayed where,

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you know, I, okay. You asked someone again, does it

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say how old is there? Does it give an age

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on this? Any of them?

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Um, This does... I do not see an age on this, no.

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Again, that's... Okay, one thing, if you said you'd pick

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them up at 10.30, but if you're... The guy wanting

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to be picked up is the asshole in this, because

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if your flight is delayed so much that you're getting

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in at 1 a.m., be considerate of your friends and

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their time. You don't want to have them... Because, yeah,

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if they pick you up at... If your flight gets

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in at 1, that means... you're not, that person isn't

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getting home till two, probably in bed until two 33 o'clock. Yeah.

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They have to work the next day. Screw you. Yeah.

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The, uh, Tara's dad took us to the airport recently

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when we were leaving, uh, uh, Detroit area and flying

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to Seattle. And he, we were like, okay, we got

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to get a, we got to get an Uber or

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whatever to the airport. Cause our flight was very early.

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It was at like six something, which meant we had

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to be at the airport by around four, especially with

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two pets. So it was going to be an early,

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early wake-up call. Tara's dad was like, I'll take you

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guys to the airport. And we never asked. We didn't

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want to. We were hoping he might offer because it's

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her dad, and he's that way.

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Right.

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And he did, but we certainly were not expecting it,

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and we definitely were not about to ask because that

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meant him basically waking up at 2.33 in the morning

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to come pick us up and then drive to Detroit.

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And then he's got to go back. But he was very,

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very sweet and offered to take us, and we said yes.

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I mean, the truth of the matter is, especially if

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you had animals and you asked, yeah, I probably would

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say okay. But in general, because I would consider the

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pets an extenuating circumstance, because not all Ubers want to

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have pets in them, everything else. But yeah, in general, and.

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I....

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And again, maybe this is age, but I have gotten

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to the point if I travel, it's easier than trying

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to sit there and wait for someone and they are

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having to drive around and you get frustrated and where

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are they and everything else that you just grab an

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Uber and you're gone.

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Yeah. My ultimate decider in situations like this is would

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I want to do it? If I I don't want

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to drive a friend to the airport at two o'clock

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in the morning or pick them up at one o'clock

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in the morning. I sure as hell don't want to

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ask someone else to do it because if I do that,

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then I owe them one and I don't want to

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have to pay that back. Yeah.

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That's a, that is not a debt you want to have.

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It's like, like I said, moving is, Mm-mm. And airport rides. Yeah.

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I do not want to ever help you move, Trey,

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which is why I will never ask you to help

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me move.

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What? And that is, when you're in your 20s, cut

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you some slack.

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Absolutely.

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But.

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It's almost expected in your 20s.

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Mm-hmm. But over 30, you should never ask the... Because...

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And honestly, it's worth, especially moving, it's worth the money

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to have someone, you know, you're not watching your friends.

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If you're paying somebody, you can be bad at them

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October 7, 2026. Let's celebrate today with some birthdays. Just saw,

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I think it was a video yesterday or the day before.

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I can't remember which. Ava Longoria is 41 today, and

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I just saw a video of her where she was

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at the Star in Frisco.

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Oh, wait.

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Now that's Evan Longoria.

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I was about to say, Ava Longoria is close to 60.

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I know she's over 50.

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Yeah, never mind. This is baseball's Evan Longoria, not the

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actress Ava Longoria. Anyway, Evan Longoria is 41, but whatever.

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Ava Longoria looks much better than Evan Longoria, and she

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recently came out of the Cowboys closet. I had no

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idea she was a Cowboys fan.

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I think I did know that. But yeah, and I'm sorry,

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she's actually like 51, 52, but she still looks amazing.

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She and Salma Hayek, there's something in that.

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That's all that needs to be said.

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I read somewhere where they're going to do a Desperate

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Housewives reboot. Sure.

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I mean, they reboot everything these days, so why not?

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I saw the first preview of the Baywatch reboot. Oh,

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how bad was it? You know, it.

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It was just as cheesy as the original Baywatch. If

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you saw a promo for the original Baywatch, the difference

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is that one, I knew who David Hasselhoff was, and

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at the time, he was really cool. I don't know

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any of these people.

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Which means you're not cool. I don't know if I've recognized,

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outside of Livy Dunn, who's the LSU gymnast, I don't

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know if I know any other names attached to the project.

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But if we're being honest, when you reboot Baywatch, the

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bar is already really low because Baywatch was not a

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really good show. It was just a show that came

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around the right time. It was cheesy. It was sexy.

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And I mean, it was silly. It was a silly,

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silly show. So if you reboot it today, it doesn't

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it's like it doesn't have to like be crazy good

463
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and like, oh, I hope they do the original justice.

464
00:28:21.880 --> 00:28:27.750
If memory serves. I don't know, was Baywatch on broadcast

465
00:28:27.769 --> 00:28:30.670
TV or was it always a syndicated show? Because it

466
00:28:30.690 --> 00:28:31.529
was as far as I know.

467
00:28:32.500 --> 00:28:36.160
I think it was always syndicated or maybe it's first

468
00:28:36.200 --> 00:28:37.140
year Fox.

469
00:28:37.900 --> 00:28:40.460
I don't, I think it was always syndicated, but I

470
00:28:40.500 --> 00:28:43.660
think so. It was at a time like that was

471
00:28:44.000 --> 00:28:46.700
groundbreaking that you had a bunch of, of women in

472
00:28:46.740 --> 00:28:47.859
bikinis on TV.

473
00:28:49.200 --> 00:28:51.039
Well, and that's the other thing. They weren't even in bikinis.

474
00:28:51.480 --> 00:28:54.789
It was one piece. Well, some of the, the peripheral,

475
00:28:54.920 --> 00:28:57.289
the extras, but yeah, all the lifeguards. Um, but yeah,

476
00:29:01.089 --> 00:29:06.789
My biggest thing with that is if The Rock couldn't save,

477
00:29:07.630 --> 00:29:12.759
you know, in a movie form, because per my recollection,

478
00:29:12.799 --> 00:29:19.420
that flopped. Yeah. If he can't save it, you're probably SOL. Yeah.

479
00:29:20.180 --> 00:29:23.000
Absolutely. And it had a killer cast. And I watched

480
00:29:23.039 --> 00:29:25.900
the movie because I watch lots of bad movies. And

481
00:29:26.460 --> 00:29:32.099
it was not good, but it wasn't I mean, it

482
00:29:32.140 --> 00:29:33.769
was entertaining-ish.

483
00:29:34.390 --> 00:29:37.170
Isn't that how you would describe Baywatch, the TV show?

484
00:29:37.789 --> 00:29:39.470
Yeah, so to me, The Rock nailed it.

485
00:29:40.009 --> 00:29:41.150
It wasn't terrible.

486
00:29:42.059 --> 00:29:44.779
And I was also like 12, so it was right

487
00:29:44.799 --> 00:29:45.559
in my wheelhouse.

488
00:29:47.480 --> 00:29:50.220
Pam Anderson in a bikini was something that, you know,

489
00:29:50.279 --> 00:29:51.259
made things tingle.

490
00:29:52.700 --> 00:29:56.099
Yasmeen Bleeth, Erika Leniak. Yeah, there was some good stuff

491
00:29:56.180 --> 00:30:06.819
in there. Mm-hmm. The black cop on the four-wheeler? That

492
00:30:06.839 --> 00:30:09.400
was also, by the way, now this is some random

493
00:30:09.980 --> 00:30:17.069
ridiculously dumb knowledge. I believe the Mazda Miata, when it

494
00:30:17.109 --> 00:30:22.410
made its debut, it had an appearance on Baywatch. So

495
00:30:22.430 --> 00:30:26.069
if you remember Mitch Buchanan, played by David Hasselhoff, he

496
00:30:26.130 --> 00:30:29.880
had his boss, was an older-ish guy, and I guess

497
00:30:29.920 --> 00:30:32.259
he was retiring or whatever, and Mitch was going to

498
00:30:32.279 --> 00:30:34.160
get his job, and he was going off into the

499
00:30:34.220 --> 00:30:40.529
sunset in a red convertible Miata. That was brand new.

500
00:30:41.589 --> 00:30:43.470
Miata's, when they came out, were cool.

501
00:30:44.230 --> 00:30:45.109
They were very cool.

502
00:30:46.950 --> 00:30:51.210
And if you ever want to talk about a little

503
00:30:51.299 --> 00:30:59.420
subsect of society, Miata owners now, the It's an interesting group.

504
00:30:59.660 --> 00:31:03.289
I've seen a few. We had a good running bit

505
00:31:03.329 --> 00:31:07.750
with a pair. RMS back in the day. It is

506
00:31:07.789 --> 00:31:10.609
weird whenever I see one driving around. You want to

507
00:31:10.630 --> 00:31:14.109
talk about a weird subset of car culture people? There

508
00:31:14.130 --> 00:31:17.029
was a guy I worked with. This was back in

509
00:31:17.069 --> 00:31:18.430
high school into college.

510
00:31:18.779 --> 00:31:24.680
How to Batmobile? Two of them at one time.

511
00:31:27.809 --> 00:31:33.119
That is almost as weird as this guy. I mean,

512
00:31:33.140 --> 00:31:35.740
that's bad. That's, that's weird. Two of them that no

513
00:31:35.799 --> 00:31:40.119
one under why, um, there was a guy I worked with.

514
00:31:40.160 --> 00:31:45.099
He was a chiropractor. He had an original Pontiac Fiero

515
00:31:45.900 --> 00:31:49.960
and he loved that car. It was his maroon baby.

516
00:31:51.680 --> 00:31:56.730
It was so weird. Those were cool when they came out.

517
00:31:57.990 --> 00:32:01.269
Trey, this was 1999 and he still thought.

518
00:32:01.069 --> 00:32:07.430
It was cool. No. Those little things would haul ass though.

519
00:32:09.910 --> 00:32:11.890
I'm sure his did as well because there was never

520
00:32:11.970 --> 00:32:13.410
anyone else in it except for him.

521
00:32:13.430 --> 00:32:16.059
I thought you could fit.

522
00:32:19.720 --> 00:32:24.240
Anyways, baseball's Evan Longoria, not Hollywood's Ava Longoria is 41.

523
00:32:24.240 --> 00:32:30.039
The Ashmore twins are 47 today. Aaron and Sean. Aaron

524
00:32:30.079 --> 00:32:35.269
was in Smallville, Warehouse 13, and Killjoys, and Sean played

525
00:32:35.529 --> 00:32:37.509
Iceman in the X-Men movies.

526
00:32:38.769 --> 00:32:42.730
Okay, I know who that is. Yep. Never saw Smallville.

527
00:32:44.269 --> 00:32:45.890
I never did either, and I don't know if it

528
00:32:45.910 --> 00:32:47.710
was any good or not. I mean, I guess people

529
00:32:47.750 --> 00:32:51.809
said it had... I'll have to ask Jerry. I think

530
00:32:51.849 --> 00:32:55.789
Jerry watched it. I think I think it got mostly

531
00:32:55.829 --> 00:32:58.150
good reviews. I know it had John Schneider in it

532
00:32:58.470 --> 00:32:59.170
playing Paul.

533
00:32:59.769 --> 00:33:02.509
I think it was on. I think it had a

534
00:33:02.549 --> 00:33:04.029
good four or five season run.

535
00:33:04.869 --> 00:33:06.900
It may have been on longer than that. It was

536
00:33:06.940 --> 00:33:08.220
pretty popular for the WB.

537
00:33:09.599 --> 00:33:15.180
You know, that's... And I think it's age. Superman for

538
00:33:15.279 --> 00:33:21.809
so long was... God, now Reeves. Christopher Reeves.

539
00:33:22.569 --> 00:33:22.690
Yeah.

540
00:33:23.210 --> 00:33:23.730
I mean, that was.

541
00:33:25.619 --> 00:33:33.589
And then I actually really enjoyed Zack Snyder's. I think

542
00:33:33.630 --> 00:33:37.309
Man of Steel was a really, really good movie.

543
00:33:38.319 --> 00:33:43.599
I went back and rewatched that recently. And I like

544
00:33:43.819 --> 00:33:48.069
aspects of it. but it still had a lot of

545
00:33:48.089 --> 00:33:50.410
Zack Snyder stuff that I've realized now that I am

546
00:33:50.490 --> 00:33:52.670
not a fan of. Like at one point Zod is

547
00:33:52.710 --> 00:33:58.880
going through this massive exposition thing. It's just like, uh, um,

548
00:33:59.150 --> 00:34:03.039
but I mean, I always forget his name, but that

549
00:34:03.079 --> 00:34:05.500
actor that played Zod, I thought he was phenomenal. I

550
00:34:05.700 --> 00:34:09.739
Henry Cavill will probably be the best physical specimen to

551
00:34:09.800 --> 00:34:12.980
play Superman ever. I, I.

552
00:34:14.539 --> 00:34:17.550
I, you know, I just went and, and, I even

553
00:34:17.619 --> 00:34:22.329
went and I watched the Justice League director's cut that

554
00:34:22.369 --> 00:34:23.429
was like over four hours.

555
00:34:24.510 --> 00:34:25.409
Yeah, I'm not doing that.

556
00:34:26.530 --> 00:34:29.380
I watched it and I did not think I would

557
00:34:29.420 --> 00:34:34.340
like it, but I did. I think that's a set

558
00:34:34.380 --> 00:34:37.219
of movies, as time goes on, we'll look back on

559
00:34:37.260 --> 00:34:40.889
more fondly than maybe originally we did.

560
00:34:43.789 --> 00:34:46.690
Maybe. I have not gone back to rewatch the Justice

561
00:34:46.750 --> 00:34:50.239
League thing. I liked the first Wonder Woman movie. I

562
00:34:50.280 --> 00:34:56.420
kind of liked Ben Affleck's Batman. Ben Affleck's Batman gets

563
00:34:56.480 --> 00:34:59.519
the best Batman fight scene in movie history, without a doubt,

564
00:34:59.539 --> 00:35:02.880
where he saves Superman's mama in that warehouse.

565
00:35:02.920 --> 00:35:03.639
Holy shit.

566
00:35:05.159 --> 00:35:07.679
That's probably my favorite scene in a superhero movie is

567
00:35:07.699 --> 00:35:10.329
when he just kicks the crap out of everybody. Other

568
00:35:10.369 --> 00:35:14.570
birthdays today. I think I scrolled up too far. I

569
00:35:14.590 --> 00:35:16.449
think it somehow ended up with someone else, like a

570
00:35:16.489 --> 00:35:22.739
birthday from yesterday. So the Ashmore Brothers, we got them.

571
00:35:22.880 --> 00:35:25.239
John Mellencamp is 75 today.

572
00:35:27.559 --> 00:35:29.579
The Coog. The Coog.

573
00:35:31.659 --> 00:35:35.340
Tico Torres from Bon Jovi. He's the drummer. He is 73. God, that's.

574
00:35:38.380 --> 00:35:41.519
So weird. How old is Bon Jovi now?

575
00:35:43.619 --> 00:35:45.730
I think they're all around the same age, but he's,

576
00:35:45.829 --> 00:35:48.750
he's let his hair go natural. So he's like kind

577
00:35:48.769 --> 00:35:51.250
of silvery white hair, but he still has it all.

578
00:35:51.289 --> 00:35:51.690
I believe.

579
00:35:52.130 --> 00:35:52.309
No.

580
00:35:52.409 --> 00:35:55.969
So Bon Jovi, he's only, he's 64. So he's, but yeah,

581
00:35:56.030 --> 00:36:00.239
I have seen him and he's all gray now, but he,

582
00:36:00.260 --> 00:36:03.519
he makes gray look cool. Cause it's, it is as

583
00:36:03.539 --> 00:36:08.030
it's like that. So he is a silver Fox. Yup.

584
00:36:10.789 --> 00:36:16.449
Simon Cowell is 67 today. Lay off the plastic surgery, dude.

585
00:36:17.429 --> 00:36:18.840
Yeah.

586
00:36:19.139 --> 00:36:22.119
I don't know what she looks like now, but Bobbi

587
00:36:22.199 --> 00:36:27.320
Brown is 57. She is the actress model best remembered

588
00:36:27.380 --> 00:36:34.110
as the woman in Warrant's Cherry Pie video. One of

589
00:36:34.119 --> 00:36:36.610
the original video vixens, my goodness.

590
00:36:37.690 --> 00:36:44.030
Yeah, her, Tawny Katane. And I'm going to guess she

591
00:36:44.050 --> 00:36:46.590
probably aged about like Tawny Katane.

592
00:36:48.590 --> 00:36:51.610
I have not looked, and I have no interest in looking.

593
00:36:51.789 --> 00:36:55.309
That is one of those. I prefer to remember them

594
00:36:56.670 --> 00:36:57.130
as they were.

595
00:36:58.369 --> 00:37:03.090
Which was with a cherry on her finger and right off.

596
00:37:03.769 --> 00:37:09.659
Even though, because I think that video came out in 1990.

597
00:37:09.659 --> 00:37:12.519
And I'm pretty sure it's responsible for my early start

598
00:37:12.579 --> 00:37:18.909
to puberty. Yeah, I mean, that's... Between her and the

599
00:37:18.969 --> 00:37:21.869
girl in Billy Idol's Cradle of Love video.

600
00:37:23.130 --> 00:37:26.989
Oh, gosh. I forgot who that was. She actually was

601
00:37:27.050 --> 00:37:27.949
in movies, I believe.

602
00:37:30.329 --> 00:37:32.190
You're just giving me a reason to go back and

603
00:37:32.230 --> 00:37:32.539
watch it.

604
00:37:35.539 --> 00:37:41.670
Well, it's like, you know, Tawny Katane. I'm sorry, Betsy

605
00:37:41.710 --> 00:37:45.590
Lynn George is that girl's name. And I guess she

606
00:37:45.610 --> 00:37:47.170
really didn't do anything. For some reason, I thought she

607
00:37:47.190 --> 00:37:49.889
was in a movie or something. Yeah, Tawny Katane, you know,

608
00:37:50.050 --> 00:37:52.170
do you remember the Whitesnake video where she's writhing around

609
00:37:52.230 --> 00:37:55.489
on the front of the car? Oh, yeah. That's one

610
00:37:55.530 --> 00:37:58.389
of those where at the time, if you found her

611
00:37:58.449 --> 00:38:00.590
writhing around on, I don't care what kind of car

612
00:38:00.630 --> 00:38:03.969
you had, you would have been like, F yes.

613
00:38:05.760 --> 00:38:08.320
I'm sure my dad was having impure thoughts about her

614
00:38:08.380 --> 00:38:10.800
on top of that Pontiac station wagon that he drove.

615
00:38:11.039 --> 00:38:14.760
Yeah. And now you'd be like, hey, you're dead in

616
00:38:14.949 --> 00:38:18.250
my f * * * ing car. Get the f

617
00:38:18.250 --> 00:38:18.750
* * * off.

618
00:38:19.409 --> 00:38:26.949
Get off that, you weird homeless thing. This segment of

619
00:38:26.969 --> 00:38:30.559
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620
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621
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623
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slash treehouseonair. Join today. Thank you very much. Trey, have

624
00:38:50.869 --> 00:38:53.250
you ever heard of a parallel parking championship?

625
00:38:56.030 --> 00:38:56.869
No, I have not.

626
00:38:57.900 --> 00:39:02.510
I've seen a lot of losers. Damn it, I stepped

627
00:39:02.530 --> 00:39:06.690
all over you on that one. I hadn't either until recently.

628
00:39:07.030 --> 00:39:10.449
I saw a video a couple of weeks ago. Portland,

629
00:39:10.590 --> 00:39:16.909
Oregon apparently had a parallel parking championship. And I guess

630
00:39:17.010 --> 00:39:21.360
the city of Philadelphia had some serious FOMO. So they too...

631
00:39:22.590 --> 00:39:25.719
did a parallel parking championship. I guess this makes sense

632
00:39:25.760 --> 00:39:29.190
for any cities that have limited parking at whatever parking

633
00:39:29.269 --> 00:39:33.840
is available. Parallel is one of the few options. You

634
00:39:33.860 --> 00:39:38.050
got to get good at it, right? So someone actually

635
00:39:38.090 --> 00:39:42.210
put together a parallel parking championship in Philadelphia. And there

636
00:39:42.269 --> 00:39:50.309
is a twist in here that is surprising, but Not shocking.

637
00:39:54.570 --> 00:39:58.550
So Philadelphia held its first parallel parking championship on Saturday.

638
00:39:58.550 --> 00:40:09.119
14 drivers competed in the ability to park in a

639
00:40:09.219 --> 00:40:13.840
single attempt in a tight space. And drivers had to

640
00:40:13.900 --> 00:40:18.269
navigate Philadelphia's street life. Like a trash fire or a

641
00:40:18.309 --> 00:40:19.869
crowd yelling Dallas sucks.

642
00:40:24.289 --> 00:40:26.150
It's funny when you said that, I was like, I

643
00:40:26.170 --> 00:40:30.409
can't imagine such an angry city doing this. And then, okay,

644
00:40:30.530 --> 00:40:32.820
now it makes sense. It does.

645
00:40:33.320 --> 00:40:37.719
Like having as part of your parallel parking championship in Philadelphia,

646
00:40:37.780 --> 00:40:41.099
being able to focus on parallel parking while an angry

647
00:40:41.139 --> 00:40:45.699
Philadelphia mob screams, Dallas sucks is part of the competition.

648
00:40:46.690 --> 00:40:50.860
is so stupid, but also so on brand for Philadelphia.

649
00:40:52.300 --> 00:40:55.139
I worry about that city's mental health and their obsession

650
00:40:55.179 --> 00:40:59.320
with Dallas. It's, it's a little like, I'm thinking a

651
00:40:59.380 --> 00:41:01.550
temporary restraining order might be, you know.

652
00:41:02.389 --> 00:41:06.050
They are like the Longhorns and with the Aggies, I

653
00:41:06.369 --> 00:41:09.690
live rent free in their head and will print forever.

654
00:41:11.630 --> 00:41:17.130
I mean, it's just, it's really pathetic.

655
00:41:16.650 --> 00:41:19.050
Is what it is. It's funny you bring this up

656
00:41:19.090 --> 00:41:25.539
because I really wondered this. I was watching the New

657
00:41:25.619 --> 00:41:30.599
Orleans-Atlanta game last night. We're recording this on Tuesday. It

658
00:41:30.760 --> 00:41:33.059
was the Monday night football game. It was the 20th

659
00:41:33.099 --> 00:41:37.480
anniversary of when they reopened the Superdome after Katrina and

660
00:41:37.909 --> 00:41:40.349
they had to remodel everything. And it was a big

661
00:41:40.389 --> 00:41:47.099
deal for New Orleans. They got trounced last night. But

662
00:41:47.420 --> 00:41:52.769
that was a big rivalry. And I seriously wonder this.

663
00:41:54.030 --> 00:41:56.630
Do pro players, they give it lip service, but do

664
00:41:56.670 --> 00:42:00.530
you think they really have a lot of hatred for

665
00:42:00.590 --> 00:42:03.980
each other in this day and age? Because a lot

666
00:42:04.000 --> 00:42:07.780
of times, if you're playing for one team, that's not

667
00:42:07.820 --> 00:42:10.340
your first team. You may very well have played for

668
00:42:10.380 --> 00:42:12.969
your opponents, do you really hate them or are you

669
00:42:12.989 --> 00:42:15.750
just going through the motions of that? I mean, when

670
00:42:15.909 --> 00:42:17.829
back in the day before free agency and you played

671
00:42:17.869 --> 00:42:21.550
for one team, I understand you, you hated your, you know,

672
00:42:22.030 --> 00:42:24.500
there was a hatred really between the Redskins and the,

673
00:42:24.590 --> 00:42:28.469
and the Cowboys, the commanders, the commanders of the Cowboys.

674
00:42:29.570 --> 00:42:31.690
Well, to be fair at the time, it was the

675
00:42:31.730 --> 00:42:33.829
Redskins and the Cowboys. So yeah.

676
00:42:33.929 --> 00:42:39.289
But yeah, there was, there was a severe dislike amongst

677
00:42:39.329 --> 00:42:42.500
all the NFC East opponents. But now it's like, do

678
00:42:42.559 --> 00:42:46.179
you really? I know you say you feel it, but

679
00:42:46.320 --> 00:42:46.619
do you?

680
00:42:48.000 --> 00:42:51.059
They feel it as far as a rivalry within the

681
00:42:51.099 --> 00:42:54.579
division because it's a legitimate obstacle that you have to

682
00:42:54.960 --> 00:42:59.300
get past, especially in the NFL where you play everyone

683
00:42:59.340 --> 00:43:04.010
in your division twice. So, yeah, is there a rivalry there?

684
00:43:04.070 --> 00:43:06.300
They're in your way in order for you to get

685
00:43:06.320 --> 00:43:07.250
to where you want to be?

686
00:43:07.269 --> 00:43:07.750
Yeah.

687
00:43:08.900 --> 00:43:11.380
Is there a genuine hate for that team like there

688
00:43:11.460 --> 00:43:14.800
used to be back in the day? Absolutely not. And

689
00:43:14.880 --> 00:43:18.300
because you're right, Trey, it's because of free agency, because

690
00:43:18.400 --> 00:43:22.719
it is so prevalent now, not just with free agency,

691
00:43:22.820 --> 00:43:26.239
but with trades and players getting cut, getting picked up

692
00:43:26.280 --> 00:43:30.650
by other teams, because all these coaches now also move

693
00:43:30.710 --> 00:43:35.119
around to all these teams and So it's really, really,

694
00:43:35.519 --> 00:43:37.239
it's got to be so hard now to feel like

695
00:43:37.320 --> 00:43:41.760
genuine animosity towards someone just because they're wearing the jersey

696
00:43:41.820 --> 00:43:43.019
of your quote unquote rival.

697
00:43:43.119 --> 00:43:45.960
I mean, like, I think Jason Kelsey played for Philly

698
00:43:46.000 --> 00:43:46.619
his whole career.

699
00:43:47.420 --> 00:43:47.599
Yeah.

700
00:43:48.280 --> 00:43:50.900
And he, they hate the Cowboys, you know, he and

701
00:43:50.920 --> 00:43:53.219
his wife. So, and I understand if you, if you

702
00:43:53.500 --> 00:43:56.039
manage to do that, because you're going to feed off

703
00:43:56.079 --> 00:43:58.760
the fan base and God knows the Philly hates Dallas.

704
00:44:01.139 --> 00:44:01.840
Jason's smart.

705
00:44:02.809 --> 00:44:06.949
His wife is smart. Having played his entire career and won, what,

706
00:44:07.030 --> 00:44:10.039
two Super Bowls with the Eagles, there is absolutely no

707
00:44:10.079 --> 00:44:12.659
way you're going to hear Jason Kelsey say, even if

708
00:44:12.699 --> 00:44:15.260
he believes it, you know, Dallas really isn't that bad.

709
00:44:15.420 --> 00:44:16.400
You're not going to say that.

710
00:44:16.539 --> 00:44:20.800
No, they're going to say Dallas sucks. But they also

711
00:44:20.820 --> 00:44:23.030
know that Dallas is the best thing that's ever happened

712
00:44:23.070 --> 00:44:27.329
to Philadelphia. But I always focus on the thing about

713
00:44:27.349 --> 00:44:29.269
how sad it is. It's like Philadelphia has won like

714
00:44:29.329 --> 00:44:33.530
two Super Bowls in the time and Dallas is 30

715
00:44:33.530 --> 00:44:36.130
year drought and they're still obsessed with, with what Dallas

716
00:44:36.170 --> 00:44:39.329
is doing. It's like, guys, stop being obsessed with Dallas.

717
00:44:39.369 --> 00:44:41.710
Just be really glad that you've got what Dallas can't

718
00:44:41.730 --> 00:44:44.199
have right now. Be happy within yourself.

719
00:44:46.639 --> 00:44:49.320
Yeah. You, you, if you want to go off the

720
00:44:49.420 --> 00:44:54.679
just performance of the last 30 years, you won by

721
00:44:54.719 --> 00:44:55.420
leaps and bounds.

722
00:44:57.860 --> 00:44:58.469
Enjoy it.

723
00:44:58.989 --> 00:45:03.989
Yeah. Cause you, You've won two, but you played in three,

724
00:45:04.030 --> 00:45:06.869
I believe, because I think they lost one to the Chiefs.

725
00:45:08.449 --> 00:45:10.349
And not to mention the four that they lost with

726
00:45:10.369 --> 00:45:13.670
Donovan McNabb. No, I'm not going to lie. As a

727
00:45:13.690 --> 00:45:15.409
Dallas fan, that did bring me joy.

728
00:45:17.210 --> 00:45:17.449
Yeah.

729
00:45:18.690 --> 00:45:21.070
But I will also say that as a Dallas fan,

730
00:45:21.170 --> 00:45:24.969
I actually felt bad for Philly fans because that was awful.

731
00:45:25.730 --> 00:45:28.260
And I also felt bad for Donovan McNabb. I was like,

732
00:45:28.300 --> 00:45:29.429
I would have liked to have seen him win at

733
00:45:29.449 --> 00:45:30.010
least one of them.

734
00:45:31.150 --> 00:45:34.809
Yeah, I agree with you there. He was such a

735
00:45:34.829 --> 00:45:38.860
good player that I wouldn't have mind of seeing him

736
00:45:38.889 --> 00:45:40.489
win one. Yep.

737
00:45:41.440 --> 00:45:46.800
Terrell Owens, on the other hand. That was still a

738
00:45:46.860 --> 00:45:49.219
dark day in Cowboys history to me when Jerry signed

739
00:45:49.239 --> 00:45:52.659
Terrell Owens because I still had not forgiven him for

740
00:45:52.699 --> 00:45:55.760
his antics on the star at Texas Stadium that one time.

741
00:45:57.719 --> 00:45:58.579
Wasn't that when he was a 49er, though?

742
00:45:58.599 --> 00:45:58.719
Yeah.

743
00:46:00.449 --> 00:46:09.059
There's a perfect example of. Yeah, yeah. Because for me

744
00:46:09.119 --> 00:46:13.159
in the 90s with those Cowboys, the 49ers were our

745
00:46:13.199 --> 00:46:16.760
big rival. Yep. You knew pretty much every year that

746
00:46:17.139 --> 00:46:20.440
NFC championship game was going to be 49ers Cowboys.

747
00:46:21.019 --> 00:46:24.519
Yep. Having Terrell Owens disrespect the star at Texas Stadium

748
00:46:24.539 --> 00:46:28.829
and the way he did was so bad to me

749
00:46:28.909 --> 00:46:32.289
as a fan that when Jerry signed him, I was

750
00:46:32.610 --> 00:46:35.269
genuinely shocked. And I was, I was like, I can't

751
00:46:35.289 --> 00:46:36.070
believe you would do that.

752
00:46:36.710 --> 00:46:37.170
And you're right.

753
00:46:37.210 --> 00:46:39.230
Trade that takes us right back to the conversation we're

754
00:46:39.250 --> 00:46:42.880
having now, which is, is that rivalry the same between

755
00:46:42.929 --> 00:46:45.780
players as it used to be? Clearly it's not. And

756
00:46:45.840 --> 00:46:51.820
Jerry helped forge that path one by spearheading free agency

757
00:46:51.900 --> 00:46:56.449
in the NFL period. And two, by signing one of

758
00:46:56.469 --> 00:46:59.539
the most hated players in the NFL as a Dallas

759
00:46:59.559 --> 00:47:02.000
Cowboys fan to the Dallas Cowboys in Terrell Owens.

760
00:47:04.480 --> 00:47:07.880
Yeah, agreed. I mean, yeah, Jerry didn't come up with

761
00:47:07.900 --> 00:47:11.519
free agency, but the salary cap certainly made it far

762
00:47:11.559 --> 00:47:15.519
more prevalent where guys get traded and switch teams.

763
00:47:16.739 --> 00:47:18.929
And therefore, they don't have as big of a problem

764
00:47:19.070 --> 00:47:21.630
with the guys on the other side of the ball.

765
00:47:22.170 --> 00:47:25.610
Yeah. I think everyone hated T.O.

766
00:47:28.449 --> 00:47:29.739
Even the guys on his own team.

767
00:47:30.010 --> 00:47:31.070
Yeah.

768
00:47:36.619 --> 00:47:38.940
So do you hate the Cowboys? Yeah, but not as

769
00:47:39.000 --> 00:47:41.320
much as I hate Terrell Owens in the locker next

770
00:47:41.340 --> 00:47:41.570
to me.

771
00:47:41.619 --> 00:47:43.719
All right.

772
00:47:43.760 --> 00:47:46.059
That does it for us here inside the treehouse today.

773
00:47:46.960 --> 00:47:50.460
Have a great one. And always remember that Billy's weird

774
00:47:50.500 --> 00:47:55.599
obsession with Dallas is weird. Don't ever forget that. We'll

775
00:47:55.619 --> 00:47:57.860
see you next time right here inside the treehouse.