The Party Chihuahua | The Treehouse Podcast, Friday 28

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It is time leave your worries outside
and join me. Dan O'Malley trade Trendholm

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and sitting in for Raz Sharma.
Today is the one the only anado Y

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back in the tree house. Yay
and a Dahar is back in the Treehouse.

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From the Bow and Them Show on
Lone Star ninety two five. I

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still have a hard time not calling
it ninety two to five kseps because I

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don't know if and if I've told
you, but nine five kzps was where

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I got my absolute first job in
radio and promotions, all the way back

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in December of nineteen ninety eight,
so that station has a special place in

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my heart, as do you.
And we welcome you into the treehouse.

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Well, thank you. Good to
be back in the treehouse. And we've

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had you in here a couple of
times for live shows that we've done on

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site. But this is actually this
seems like a crime on my part,

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so I had need to apologize that
we hadn't had you on in this capacity

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before today. That being said,
in my defense, I wasn't entirely sure

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if you were allowed to, but
clearly you have ascended to the level of

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Boe and Them show boeing them as
bo Roberts co host to where you can

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walk around the halls of iHeartRadio and
go I can do what I want.

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I'm I'm both co hosting. Either
that or I'm a rebel. I'm going

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to go with that as well.
I also think it may have to do

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with I think, deep down you
frighten some people because while you're very much

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like a chihuahua drunk on tequila,
because you're small and you're cute and you're

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full of tequila, that also makes
you a little bit vicious and and I

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think I think that, uh,
I think that strikes fear in the hearts

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of some people. And so that's
why we keep you very very close.

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Trey, or Chihuahua's vicious, mine's
not exactly. See, well, I've

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seen others that that might be,
you know, classified as aggressive. Yeah,

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you knew that. That was my
college nickname, the party Chiuala,

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because I was too small to be
a party animal, so they call me

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Partyuala. I think that's so fitting. You do realize, you do realize,

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Anna though, that uh uh,
Daisy Tray's Jihuahua is basically the only

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female he has not driven crazy.
I don't believe that. Oh you should

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heart well, I try dating him. Yeah, I want to know do

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you bathe your women like you bathed
Daisy, because that was a really cute

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picture that you posted. No,
hopefully, and he's someone I dated,

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it's bathed more than Daisy. Then
again, if if, if the if

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the women that Tray was dating had
dungues the size of daisies, he'd probably

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jump in the dub with him more
often. Yeah, and no matter how

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crazy they were, he'd stay with
him. That goes without saying anyway,

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we welcome you Anna into the tree
I was happy to have you, uh

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for a couple of reasons. One
because as we love you too, because

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we're just a little bit of afraid, and also because it's fun to have

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you in here. Because I wanted
to. I wanted to put you on

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the spot and ask you a question. Okay, would you want to return

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next week for an episode inside the
Treehouse. Let's see how this goes first.

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That's a good answer, that's a
really really I would you know?

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Dan, All you have to do
is text me or call me or tear

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it can text or call and I
will be there if I can. Absolutely,

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Well, we appreciate that. And
the reason why I wanted to ask

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you that is because last month we
did leading up to the Super Bowl,

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we did shows five days a week, Monday through Friday leading up to the

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Super Bowl, and we called it
our Super Stupid Week. Well, that

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seemed to go pretty well. Not
only did we enjoy it, but a

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number of listeners enjoyed it as well. And you know, you know us

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and the listeners like it, then
by god, we should do things that

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listeners like. So we are doing
it again next week. We are doing

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five days a week inside the Treehouse
once again, Monday through Friday. Four

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our spring Breakout spring Break in the
Treehouse five days a week, Monday through

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Friday, culminating in a live Friday
episode right here in the Treehouse. Nice.

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Yeah, I'm kind of excited about
it, So I guess I should

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well right now, just water,
But next Friday it's probably gonna be tequila,

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hopefully in your honor. Because of
all the people that I'm hoping to

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have on next week for guests,
you're one of the ones that is most

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well versed in doing live radio.
So I was going to ask, if

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you're available, would you want to
do the live show on Friday. Absolutely

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absolutely, and because of spring break
we will be doing some drinking. Hell

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yeah, the party Chihuahua is back. Yeah, oh man, that makes

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me very very excited. We're also
having a sort of a subtitle of next

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Week, So next week is a
Treehouse spring Breakout, but I've alternately named

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it Treehouse Gone Wild. I like
that. Yeah, So we will be

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promoting that. We were already promoting
it now, but I just want everyone

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to put it down in the calendars, mark it down, set some alarms,

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go ahead, and go to your
favorite podcasting platform, which, if

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you're hearing this right now, you've
pretty much already done that. So tell

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a friend, share the show with
a friend who could use it, pick

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me up, and let them know
that they can get five days as Stupid

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inside the Treehouse next week Monday through
Friday, episodes each day, including Friday,

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which we'll also have a live component, and then once that live show

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is done, we'll turn it around
and drop it out of the Treehouse in

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its normal episode fashion that afternoon.
Because it's taken decades, but we're kind

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of slick now, not totally slick, just kind of pray you want to

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weigh in on it. On our
slickness. Yeah, we're a fine sandpaper.

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Look at it this way. We're
not prison slick. We're just Treehouse

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slick. Yeah, that's a lot
it does, especially giving some former members

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and hangers on of the show's prison
status. It's it's kind of a big

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thing to say around here for those
of us that are left. So next

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week, next week, five days
a week, Treehouse Spring, Breakout,

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the Treehouse Gone Wild. So be
sure to share that with a friend and

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have them find the show Treehouse podcast
on Spotify, Apple Podcasts, iHeart YouTube

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and Pandora, and then you can
find some other links at Treehouse on Air,

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dot com and the party chohaha.
Making an appearance, Yeah that means

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that means that means an an a
double shot Friday to Friday. We get

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her twice in one way. Yeah, yeah, lucky me. So the

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other thing I wanted to ask you
about, Anna is you just came back

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from Vegas and I saw some of
the some of your photos on social media

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and it looked like a great time. You got to do something that I

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now want to do, which is
go check out the sphere in Las Vegas,

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because that thing just on clips and
things that I've seen on social media.

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It looks amazing, it looks like
it's cgi, but it's real,

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and that thing had to be amazing. It was incredible, and I didn't

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know whether I was going to be
disappointed because so many people had hyped it

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up. But it was awesome.
And my best friend and I have known

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each other since elementary school, and
in nineteen eighty three, she and I

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went to go see YouTube for the
first time at south Park Meadows and Outdoor

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Venue just south of Austin, and
it was when the War album came out,

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and really they didn't have that big
of a fan base in the United

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States at the time, so it
was like being in a backyard picnic with

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a great band. Plane and ever
since then we just fell in love with

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you too, So to be able
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her was awesome. Just the images, the video was so clear, you

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felt like you could touch Bono in
the edge. It was just awesome,

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awesome, awesome. Now, the
tickets were very expensive, so I had

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to sell a kidney, But other
than that, it's really good. I'm

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sorry to hear about your kidney,
but the good news is I'm sure they

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were super expensive, but it was
worth it for us to be able to

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go to Vegas and have that kind
of adventure. And just Bono sounded great.

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Still has the same swagger that he
had from nineteen eighty three. The

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Edge. Larry Mullen was in the
audience that night that we were there,

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because we were there for the very
last show at the Sphere, and Dave

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Grohl was there first, Lady Joe
Biden was there. It was it was

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hoppin' wow. I can assume though, that if you had to give up

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a kidney to go to the concert, seeing as your reputation as being the

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Party of Chihuaha, you gave him
the bad kidney. Oh absolutely, the

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one that was going to come out
sooner or later. Anyway, Yeah,

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that one was on its last.
I feel sorry for the person that gets

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it. I have known a couple
of people that might have been desperate enough

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to take it. But so Trey, you laughed when Anna said where it

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was? She saw you two first
in Austin back in the day. What

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have you done there? Oh?
I so back in the day. So

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I worked the beer trucks and for
the Budweiser distributor down there, and they

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would have outdoor concerts out there,
and it wasn't it was a very raw

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amphitheater like it wasn't like STARplex or
anything else. I mean, it really

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was like a field in a stage
backyard barbecue, right and that's and but

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when it rained, it was a
giant mud pit. And you just really

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haven't lived until you've spent an all
all day at an all day concert.

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It culminated with the Black Crows and
uh, but just just pushing kegs through

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mud that that was one of the
longer days of my life that you know,

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left an indelible memory on. Hence
the stript shopping center now dan South

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Park Meadows. There's like a best
Buy or TJ max something there. Well,

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you know, pretty soon that's what
all of Texas is gonna be.

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We're just going to be connected,
like a North Texas DFW is going to

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be connected to Austin, to San
Antonio and Houston. Not buy a railway

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that's going to ever be built because
they can't figure that out. But instead

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it's going to be connected by one
long suburban shopping center that goes across the

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entire state. And there'll be chain
restaurants down thirty five all the way from

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Dallas to Austin. Yeah. The
good news is though you'll be able to

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walk. It'll take you a couple, you know, a couple of days,

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but you'll be able to walk from
let's say, Anna, Texas,

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all the way down to probably you
know, Corpus Christy and you'll never get

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wet because you'll stay inside of a
Home Goods or an Apple Bees into an

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olive garden into of course Chipotle,
pot Belly, Starbucks all the way down

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and then the and then occasionally maybe
they'll connect to Bucky's in there. But

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it really is it's it just ye, it's connecting. Do you remember when

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they had those horrible floods in central
Texas in the Wimberley area, Dripping Springs

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and San Marcus. You remember that
they said it was because they had had

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so much development of these strip shopping
centers and apartments and everything that the water

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had nowhere to go because it was
all pavement. And before it had it

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could you know, go to rivers
or aquifers, and now it's just all

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this pavement. So that's why they
have a flooding situation now in central Texas.

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The other thing I'm wondering about is
with you just coming back from Vegas.

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That reminded me of one of the
most horrific news stories I have heard

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in a real long time, And
I'm wondering if your presence in Las Vegas

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and I had anything to do with
the man who claims to have been stung

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in the testicles by a scorpion in
his hotel room in Las Vegas. So

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I wasn't there. I was at
the Venetian briefly after the U two concert,

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but I know nothing about scorpions in
beds and scorpions stinging people on the

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testicles, Okay, because I had, I had to. My first thought

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was not that it was you,
Anna, but because when I first saw

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the story, I don't think I
knew you were in Vegas yet. But

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when I first saw the story about
the man being stung in the testicles by

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a scorpion when he was in Las
Vegas, my first thought was, really,

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is that true? Or is or
did he catch some sort of wild

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Vegas std And that's just the story
he came up with when he got home

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to tell his wife it was a
scorpion, yes, not a hooker.

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Yeah, that's well. Now,
when I heard that story, I thought

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that it was a scam because he
apparently like immediately left the hotel. So

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why don't you take the scorpion that's
still attached to your nuts? Apparently?

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Why didn't you like grab it and
take it down to the concierge and go,

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excuse me, I need to go
to the hospital because this just stule

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me. You know, even even
for Las Vegas. I think that that

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would have, you know, raised
a few eyebrows in the lobby at the

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hotel. Monkey monkey brains with a
scorpion attached, Like I'm saying that,

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I think if you're if you're you're
working the front desk at that hotel and

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some guy comes down with no pants
on or the scorpion dangling from his from

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his bits, I mean, he
should have pants on, just his sack

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just hanging out of the front of
his Underwe sure that you have a witness

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to it, don't you? How
else is he going to get money from

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the hotel a video? The thing
is, though, is that's still not

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going to be proof that it's the
hotel's fault that he got stung on the

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nut sack by a scorpion, because
the lawyers for the hotel could simply say

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that he brought the scorpion in himself
as part of a nefarious plot to sue

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the hotel. See, maybe I
just think bad of people because I thought

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it's a scam. He's just trying
to get money out of the Venetian.

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And maybe it is. But now
imagine, as if it's bad enough,

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being this guy or the front desk
employee who's having to witness this, Now

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imagine being the tourist who walks into
the lobby to check in, and that's

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the first thing you see when you
get to Vegas. And what is the

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reaction from a scorpion sting? Do
your balls swell up? Yeah? Yeah,

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he's he's Yeah, he's he's swelled
up pretty good, Trey. Well,

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maybe it's some ground level marketing for
a new attraction. There a new

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attraction in Vegas called Sting with an
exclamation point. I'll tell you right now,

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if I get to Vegas and someone
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I'm gonna be a little cautious and
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That's how big his balls got,
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it's two tickets to Sting, doesn't
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would like to see testicles on the
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think that's only a matter of time
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dangling from them. I can actually
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and it's both hysterical and terrifying.
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Sphere, the scorpions, wow,
and this is this is your eighties teen

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movie moment. You get the slow
clap right there. Bo Roberts is a

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lucky man to have you on Bowing
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Comedy Club and Deep Elbum. You've
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Emily Cottlano this Friday and Saturday at
Dallas Comedy Club. That show Love Is

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Blind? Recently? Have you seen
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still gonna do the joke now if
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Lache hosts it and he comes out
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is a social experiment to see if
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seeing each other. And it's like
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have just asked a blind person if
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this Friday and Saturday, March eighth
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For tickets, go to Dallas Dash
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Comedy Club. Funny happens here.
Let's get Daniel Cook from COOKDFW Roofing and

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Restoration into the tree House. The
phone number eight three three COOKDFW. Use

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that to get your free roof inspection. The website cookdfw dot com. Daniel,

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I know you and your wife Carrie
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go out and see the world.
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Actually, us two together has not
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Both of us have been to Vegas
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ask you a separate question, and
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ever been stung by a scorpion?
I am been lucky not to have been,

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not to be. No, for
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one trip. He claims he got
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his hotel room. In the testicles, so many thoughts. Yeah. I

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don't know about you, Dan,
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one of the first things I do
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I'm trying to look into the covers, and I'm looking underneath at the mattress,

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and I'm looking underneath the pillows,
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any dirty marks, because usually most
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sheets and bright white blankets, and
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a smidge of anything, you're like, oh, sturdy, sturdy. I

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think if there's any city in the
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bed without looking first, it would
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thing I would never want to do
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ignorance is bliss. I believe it
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would be the case there. Well, what you don't want in the roofing

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industry is ignorance. This is why
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free roof inspection, because you need
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up there before something major happens.
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three COOKDFW the website cookdfw dot com. You're in the treehouse, visit us

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by Cook DFW Roofing and Restoration.
Give them a call for your free roof

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inspection. And you have a house
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time you had it inspected? Oh
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partner, don't get people leaving cards
all the time that they want to

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do a free inspection on my root? I bet they do. Well.

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Now I've got the person for you
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from COOKDFW Roofing and Restoration. They'd
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out for you. Their phone number
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roof inspection, for you listening,
and for you Anna eight three to three

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for ticket and event info is Dallas
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Dash Comedy Club dot com. I
love that you got a quick look at

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Daisy. Two you bring Daisy back
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now I know she's there. You
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feel like this is almost like chihuahua
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just so precious. I remember when
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radio station and just brought so much
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look at that. Yes, it's
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brought days or after Trey brought Daisy
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traps out the next day. I
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insulting. Such a good girl,
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Anna, I have a surprise for
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episode inside the Treehouse, how would
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let's do it. I've missed these
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like, man, I do understand
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off some. Because of our new
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as far as which birthdays I read
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go to the bottom of the list
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out of it, then I'm done. But it's funny because the birthday thing

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started out with the only reason we
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like a week segment or a week
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and then it would actually then it
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also got so much random content out
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So did the birthdays things start with
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don't. I don't even know.
It might. I honestly don't know.

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I just know that like it,
the whole bit started out with or that

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bit started out with teasing a serious
headline, and then and then you know,

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like, oh my god, there's
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voice, and birthdays. But I
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birthdays, you would always get content
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they were in or what they were
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off on a different tangent, and
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list exactly. And that's and that's
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mainly because it started out as something
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and if we get stupid content out
of it, they weren't gonna keep fucking

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doing it. Also, we get
to swear in here sometimes. Today is

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fred Day, March eighth, twenty
twenty four birthdays today. Celebrating birthdays is

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cat von d She is forty two
today. Nick Zano from DC's Legends of

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Tomorrow, he's forty six, James, I don't want your laugh. Van

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Derbeek turns forty seven. He's all. I guess he's best known as Dawson

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from Dawson's Creek, But ever since
Varsity Blues, in that horrible, horrible

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Texas accent that he attempted, I
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more so than Dawson from Dawson's Creek, which, honestly I have this theory

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as well about Varsity Blues, And
have you ever seen Varsity Blues the high

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school fotball movie? So he was
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right, He's the one that wanted
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I think it was Brown University.
He's going to go to an ivy League

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school. He didn't even need to
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worked better if he was the only
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Texas accent. It would have made
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this community that he wanted to leave
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put more, way more thought into
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But I thought you didn't want his
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But that's the line in the movie
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he's having this verbal fight with his
dad and his dad's are why don't you

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want to be a football star?
And James Vanderbeeks, I want to go

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to Ivy League's going to be smart
and stuff, and then the line is

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I don't want your life, but
that life comes in so handy, you

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know it does. And it's like
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accent to do it, but he
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it's a classic. And today is
James Vanderbeek's birthday, so happy birthday to

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him. Freddy Prince Junior turns forty
eight today. Also next one, Oh,

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there we go, there's one I
wanted. Mickey Dolans from The Monkeys

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turns seventy nine today. I'd like
to think that Anna, you probably had

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a Monkey's poster when you were growing
up. I had The Monkeys' album and

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I love I think my first crush
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I like Mickey Dolans because he was
funny, but I just kind of like

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just wanted to be his friend.
But Davy Jones made my little heart skip

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a beat. Poor poor Mickey,
Poor poor Mickey Dolans. He's forever friend

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zoned in as a member of the
Monkeys, him and Peter Tors right the

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party. Chiwalla put the monkey in
the friend zone. I feel like that's

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a really messed up children's book that
needs to be and illustrated, and I

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would like to I would like to
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Jackson should narrate the thing. I
think that'd be fair. Oh definitely.

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It could be his follow up to
Go the f to Sleep. Also

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celebrating birthday today. After Mickey Dolans, who is seventy nine, you've got

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Susan Clark, she is eighty one. This is where that interesting random content

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from birthday's condor Are you ready?
Here we go? Susan Clark, who

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is celebrating her eighty first birthday today. She famously played two roles. The

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first is as Emmanuel Lewis's mom on
Webster, but the role that I didn't

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know was also her is the naughty
stripper Cherry Forever in Porky's No Wow?

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Yeah? And that boys and Girls
is why we do birthdays in the treehouses

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because sometimes we learn little things like
that, like Webster's mom was Cherry Forever

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in Porky's And who played Webster's dad? Uh, Alex uh Kraus Karris,

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Alex Kris, Yeah, big guy, big mustache. Were they married in

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real life? She and Alex Karras, I don't know, but I wonder

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if if they weren't. And Alex
Carris had to go home and tell his

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actual wife that he's doing a TV
show, Uh with the girl that played

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Cherry Forever in Porky's. I bet
that was not a fun night in that

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house. And how about that ironic
name Cherry Forever for a hooker? M

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hm. You know what it's all
about setting expectations and you gotta I think,

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I think you're selling more of a
experience than than reality. So then

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the name relieve you. I just
it's actually a reminder of what I need

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to do. Is I need to
go back and rewatch Porky's. That's one

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of those I try to have a
list going of current movies and TV shows

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that I need to watch, because
it's so hard to do that these days

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because there's so many platforms and so
many shows to try to watch. I

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need to go back and watch the
Olden's and Porky's is one I want.

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I want to go back and see
you and that is definitely one I I'd

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like to go back, just to
see how it holds up, Like,

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is it Like I think I've taught
Revenge of the Nerds. It just does

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not hold up and in any fashion, Are you serious? Really it doesn't.

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Well no, here's the problem in
it. It holds up from a

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comedic standpoint and from a somewhat a
story standpoint of overcoming bullies. But the

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detail stuff is where Revenge of the
Nerds gets in some real trouble. I

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mean, you have just all sorts
of stereotypes, but then you also have

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you know, at the end of
the day, it's a little ray pie.

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mean that's kind of that's how he
gets the girl. Yeah, pretend to

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her Saturday night fever. To me. When I watched it the first time,

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I was like, oh, John
Travolva, and then the as I

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watched it as an adult, I
go, that's very rapy what he did

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to that girl in the back of
the car. Saturday Night Fever was the

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second one, right, No,
Saturday Night Fever was the first one,

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and Staying Alive was the second one. Okay, I mean, hell,

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go back and I go back and
watch other old things, like going back

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and watching the Honeymooners. The punchline
a punchline at least once per episode.

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Was was was him making fun of
knocking his wife to the moon. Oh

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that's right, all in jest,
though, Dan, It was all in

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jest? Was it? Because?
I don't know? I mean, I

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feel like maybe maybe their final episode, maybe he actually did it. Finally

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they finally pay it off after so
many seasons, he finally, you know,

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took Alice to the moon. Hey, Alex Carris was married to Susan

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Clark forever Cherry. You know what, Alex Carris just moved up my respect

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chart. He got Cherry Forever from
Porky's. Good on him. Porky's didn't

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one of their stars just recently die
one of the characters. Hmm, that's

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a god. There were so many
people. The only the only named person

401
00:33:32.640 --> 00:33:36.759
I truly recall out of that at
the top of my head is Kim Catrol

402
00:33:37.160 --> 00:33:40.359
Okay, because she was the one. She was the one that was super

403
00:33:40.440 --> 00:33:44.920
vocal. She was the gym teacher
who was super loud when she had sex

404
00:33:44.920 --> 00:33:47.920
in the whole gym, the whole
school heard it. Talk about a dubious

405
00:33:47.960 --> 00:33:55.359
distinction star of Porky's. Yeah,
that is one of those weird Hollywood moments

406
00:33:55.359 --> 00:33:58.759
where you want to be proud that
you finally booked a gig, but then

407
00:33:58.799 --> 00:34:00.240
you got to go home and tell
your parents what the movie is and what

408
00:34:00.279 --> 00:34:05.240
it's about and what role you're playing. Yeah, if they had had I

409
00:34:05.400 --> 00:34:09.440
M d B back then and been
like, really, hey, it was

410
00:34:09.480 --> 00:34:14.079
a paying gig. It was a
it was a it was a paying gig,

411
00:34:14.199 --> 00:34:15.599
and at the end of the day, I mean it was It's the

412
00:34:15.639 --> 00:34:19.400
movies are classic. I mean not
everyone can say that they were in a

413
00:34:19.440 --> 00:34:25.280
classic movie. I mean it's not
Academy Award winning classic, but it is

414
00:34:25.320 --> 00:34:30.679
a comedy classic, that's right.
And Hollywood is typically frowned on on comedies,

415
00:34:31.599 --> 00:34:42.079
especially really really especially ones with bathroom
glorys and how many movies can claim

416
00:34:42.199 --> 00:34:45.639
that, Dan. Honestly, I
think it's just the one. Like the

417
00:34:45.679 --> 00:34:50.559
only other movie I can think of
that has a quantico bathroom gloryhole of a

418
00:34:50.599 --> 00:34:59.599
mainstream film was one of the uh
scary movies like the the Scream parodies.

419
00:35:00.280 --> 00:35:01.920
It was either the first one or
the second one. And one of the

420
00:35:01.960 --> 00:35:06.400
Wayans brothers gets killed by a weenie
through the ear of a gloryhole in a

421
00:35:06.480 --> 00:35:09.760
movie theater bathroom. And then of
course there's the the I think it was

422
00:35:09.800 --> 00:35:22.639
a lifetime television movie, the George
Michael Story Glory Hole Forever. Yeah,

423
00:35:22.760 --> 00:35:25.760
I would imagine that. Yeah,
No, I imagine that. It was

424
00:35:25.800 --> 00:35:34.000
fun trying to come up with the
title in that writer's room. Wake me

425
00:35:34.079 --> 00:35:43.559
up before you go, Wake me
up before you blow blow there it is.

426
00:35:43.559 --> 00:35:52.920
That's one we were looking for.
You're in the tree House. Visit

427
00:35:52.000 --> 00:36:04.320
us online on Treehouse on Air dot
com. Time now to get Jacqueline from

428
00:36:04.360 --> 00:36:07.719
Brooks Plumbing into the tree House for
any and all of your plumbing ones and

429
00:36:07.800 --> 00:36:09.119
needs two one, four, three, six, eight, thirty eight thirty

430
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eight the website Brooks Plumbing Texas dot
com. Jacqueline, have you been to

431
00:36:14.679 --> 00:36:16.480
Vegas? I kind of assume you
have, most people seem to have been

432
00:36:16.519 --> 00:36:21.880
to Vegas, and if so,
what's your Vegas recommendation to anyone? Okay,

433
00:36:22.039 --> 00:36:24.679
I am a Vegas officionado and I
actually used to go to Vegas every

434
00:36:24.760 --> 00:36:29.039
Easter break, spring break, summer
break. I love Vegas. I live

435
00:36:29.079 --> 00:36:32.000
for Vegas, and I have figured
out the Vegas cheat code, so we're

436
00:36:32.000 --> 00:36:37.800
going to totally detour. But there
is a website, and God forbid,

437
00:36:37.840 --> 00:36:40.039
I cannot remember the name of it
right now, but I will figure out

438
00:36:40.079 --> 00:36:44.800
what it's called and what it is
is. It's a website where you can

439
00:36:44.960 --> 00:36:49.880
just put yourself and all of your
friends on any VIP list anywhere for anything.

440
00:36:50.239 --> 00:36:52.719
You can get tickets to see Little
John. You can put yourself on

441
00:36:52.840 --> 00:36:58.599
a VIP access to stadium swim at
Circa, which is this huge outdoor pool

442
00:36:58.599 --> 00:37:01.440
complex with big screen TV and they're
always playing football games, et cetera,

443
00:37:01.480 --> 00:37:05.000
et cetera. But it's outside and
in the sun and on a rooftop.

444
00:37:05.320 --> 00:37:08.159
You can put yourself on the guest
list to skip the line to go to

445
00:37:08.199 --> 00:37:13.599
any nightclub you want to go to. And it took the place of promoters.

446
00:37:13.599 --> 00:37:15.840
So it used to be back in
the day that a promoter would get

447
00:37:15.880 --> 00:37:20.920
paid twenty bucks for every head they
brought into any event because there's so many

448
00:37:20.960 --> 00:37:23.159
event venues that want to be the
big dog in town, and so they

449
00:37:23.239 --> 00:37:27.039
used to pay these promoters to bring
people in. The promoters would get you

450
00:37:27.079 --> 00:37:29.599
to go by saying, hey,
i'll put you on the VIP guest list.

451
00:37:29.639 --> 00:37:31.480
You'll skip the line because sometimes you
wait two hours to get into something.

452
00:37:31.519 --> 00:37:34.840
I don't do lines. That's not
my style. I want to be

453
00:37:34.880 --> 00:37:37.079
the first one in, and they'll
comp drinks sometimes for you. Oh,

454
00:37:37.159 --> 00:37:40.960
first two hours it's open bar.
I could get smashed in two hours,

455
00:37:42.000 --> 00:37:45.960
you know, like, oh,
I'm a lightweight, and you know I'll

456
00:37:45.960 --> 00:37:49.639
be honest with you. Might be
well drinks, but hey they're free.

457
00:37:49.679 --> 00:37:52.039
And I understand a lot of drinks
in Vegas are free. But I don't

458
00:37:52.079 --> 00:37:54.000
gamble. So if this is my
way, if you want to see a

459
00:37:54.039 --> 00:37:57.719
show, if you want to get
in a club, if you want to

460
00:37:57.760 --> 00:38:00.480
go to a pool party, if
you want to go to a concert,

461
00:38:01.039 --> 00:38:05.960
that is my cheat code. I
love Vegas. Now here's what I'll tell

462
00:38:05.960 --> 00:38:08.760
you. I'm also not into spending
extravagant amounts of money. So if anybody's

463
00:38:08.800 --> 00:38:14.239
looking to go to Vegas right now. The Sahara recently remodeled and is still

464
00:38:14.960 --> 00:38:19.679
on the strip, and it is
super cheap in comparison to everything else.

465
00:38:19.920 --> 00:38:22.840
But did you hear in just the
news this morning a man was stung on

466
00:38:22.880 --> 00:38:28.119
his testicles by a scorpion in the
Venetian Hotel. Did you hear that?

467
00:38:28.440 --> 00:38:30.760
Oh? Yes, yeah, things
like that don't don't slip past this old

468
00:38:30.800 --> 00:38:34.880
news hound. Not that I'm here
to market Vegas. But if anybody's going

469
00:38:34.880 --> 00:38:37.639
to Vegas and you need tips or
you want that website, just send me

470
00:38:37.000 --> 00:38:39.719
a message on the Facebook and I'll
find that website and send it to you.

471
00:38:40.000 --> 00:38:44.039
And the Facebook is, of course
Brooks Plumbing. You can also give

472
00:38:44.079 --> 00:38:46.119
Jacqueline a call for any and all
of those plumbing ones and needs, especially

473
00:38:46.119 --> 00:38:49.400
if you want to make sure there's
no scorpions in there. Two one four,

474
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three six eight thirty eight thirty eight
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475
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thirty eight thirty eight. And the
website is of course Brooks Plumbing Texas dot

476
00:38:54.599 --> 00:39:05.840
com. Yeah, and you're in
the Treehouse listen us online and Treehouse on

477
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are dot com. This segment of
the Treehouse brought to you by Brooks plumbing

478
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479
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three six eight thirty eight thirty eight. The website Brooks Plumbing Texas dot com.

481
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It's on the proper ducky and also
Jacqueline's dog Fury the catalog is also

482
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on the website. So that's all
you know. You got the right one

483
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Brooks Plumbing Texas dot Com for Inny
and all of those plumbing ONTs and needs.

484
00:39:37.800 --> 00:39:40.840
Uh. And I just want to
say thanks for hanging out with us

485
00:39:42.119 --> 00:39:45.119
today in the Treehouse. We appreciate
and now we get to look forward to

486
00:39:45.880 --> 00:39:52.440
next week having you in here again
for our Treehouse Gone Wild week, which

487
00:39:52.480 --> 00:39:55.840
will culminate in a live show on
Friday that I've got you booked for for

488
00:39:57.039 --> 00:40:01.239
Friday. On that live show,
I was wondering, Uh, if if

489
00:40:01.280 --> 00:40:06.519
you have room to be exploited more
on your schedule, would you mind doing

490
00:40:06.519 --> 00:40:13.000
traffic for us next week? Sure? I'm pretty sure. I'm pretty sure

491
00:40:13.039 --> 00:40:16.000
that Mike put us as the only
podcast in the world that has life traffic.

492
00:40:21.400 --> 00:40:27.519
You should do the traffic report from
Saint John on Saint John traffic really,

493
00:40:28.719 --> 00:40:30.960
you know what, it was kind
of bad this morning. I got

494
00:40:30.960 --> 00:40:35.760
stuck behind a school bus. I
mean, yeah, goats in the roadway,

495
00:40:35.840 --> 00:40:38.280
anything like that. Yes, that's
actually a thing. Yep. Actually

496
00:40:38.280 --> 00:40:42.559
I saw two goats. Saw two
goats in the road actually there on the

497
00:40:42.559 --> 00:40:45.760
side of the road today. But
there are times that they'll be laying on

498
00:40:45.760 --> 00:40:52.960
the road the road road or was
that your driveway road? Road? We

499
00:40:52.199 --> 00:40:57.480
did know soon to be driveway.
We do not have, Dan. Dan

500
00:40:57.519 --> 00:41:04.360
doesn't think he's getting goats. Yeah, sure, Tara does. Tara want

501
00:41:04.440 --> 00:41:07.960
goats. So there is the goat
man. They've been introduced to the goat

502
00:41:08.039 --> 00:41:14.400
man of Bordeaux Mountain and they live
on Bordeau Mountain. So it's just a

503
00:41:14.440 --> 00:41:19.159
matter of time. So and and
if Tara wants goats, you will have

504
00:41:19.239 --> 00:41:25.280
goats. No, but it's down
you will. Oh, let's say it,

505
00:41:25.360 --> 00:41:36.199
Dan, We're not going to get
goats. It's Terra's invinci. I

506
00:41:36.280 --> 00:41:44.719
can't say it with conviction. Anna, my wife might hear me. Anyways,

507
00:41:44.760 --> 00:41:46.119
I was so glad to have you
in here today. I can't wait

508
00:41:46.119 --> 00:41:52.079
to have you in here again next
week. H one one last thing I

509
00:41:52.079 --> 00:41:54.519
was gonna throw at you guys before
we get out of here. Besides,

510
00:41:54.679 --> 00:41:59.760
you know, thanking you, Anna
and reminding everyone don't forget to tell a

511
00:41:59.760 --> 00:42:05.039
friend and will be doing the spring
breakout Treehouse Gone Wild next week Monday through

512
00:42:05.039 --> 00:42:09.320
Friday, one show every single day, dropping outside of the Treehouse or out

513
00:42:09.360 --> 00:42:15.079
of the treos, or should say. And that is a very interesting story

514
00:42:15.079 --> 00:42:19.800
that actually Trey sent me recently so
I can find this real quick. And

515
00:42:19.920 --> 00:42:25.039
that was about a man who drunkenly
rode a horse up to the fifth floor

516
00:42:25.079 --> 00:42:36.920
apartment to make up with his wife, to which I'm wondering many things,

517
00:42:37.039 --> 00:42:40.760
not the least of which is that's
really taken makeup sex to a whole new

518
00:42:40.840 --> 00:42:45.840
level when you bring in a horse. Yeah, was a horse going to

519
00:42:45.920 --> 00:42:50.559
be part of it? The funny
thing is, Anna, since I'm no

520
00:42:50.639 --> 00:42:54.920
longer a employed, responsible broadcaster,
I'm just a run a uck podcaster,

521
00:42:55.480 --> 00:43:00.079
I don't have to worry about researching
any of these stories for truth or details.

522
00:43:00.239 --> 00:43:06.320
I'm just gonna I'm just I'm just
living on the headlines. Baby,

523
00:43:07.119 --> 00:43:08.960
I'm I'm one of the few people
that was left in radio that knew what

524
00:43:09.000 --> 00:43:17.880
the eaes alert was, and that's
and how important how tochnically and technically how

525
00:43:17.920 --> 00:43:21.480
important it is when that strobe light
goes out, that you're supposed to do

526
00:43:21.559 --> 00:43:23.519
something with it and not just ignore
it or have them ripped out. Yeah,

527
00:43:23.519 --> 00:43:28.400
because legally, if you don't do
anything, you could be fined.

528
00:43:29.239 --> 00:43:32.519
And if you know something that you're
not supposed to do with that eas test,

529
00:43:32.840 --> 00:43:37.639
you can be fined. Mm hmmm. I know that you know that

530
00:43:37.760 --> 00:43:42.360
Trey knows that. Not everybody else. Some people don't know that. But

531
00:43:42.360 --> 00:43:46.679
that's okay. Traffic on Saint John
is really not that bad. I will

532
00:43:46.719 --> 00:43:50.119
say this. I have yet to
see a horse on the road. Now.

533
00:43:50.800 --> 00:43:53.199
The same can't be said for this
man's apartment building. Where was this

534
00:43:53.280 --> 00:43:59.079
apartment? Uh? I actually hang
on, I think I don't want to

535
00:43:59.119 --> 00:44:00.559
speak out of term and to make
sure get this accurate. Now, I

536
00:44:00.639 --> 00:44:05.719
care about being accurate. See,
you can take me out of the responsible

537
00:44:05.760 --> 00:44:13.079
broadcaster role, but you can't take
the responsible broadcaster out of me. Russia.

538
00:44:13.159 --> 00:44:16.000
This happened in Russia. Russia.
Well, now the story makes a

539
00:44:16.159 --> 00:44:22.039
lot more sense because I'm sure there
was vodka involved. Yeah, police in

540
00:44:22.119 --> 00:44:27.320
Russia are questioning a man who drunkenly
rode a horse into an apartment building at

541
00:44:27.320 --> 00:44:30.360
three am and presented it to his
wife to make amends after a fight.

542
00:44:31.039 --> 00:44:34.960
Oh god, this may have been
worse than just makeup sex. He may

543
00:44:35.000 --> 00:44:43.239
have been trying to invite a whole
cuckolding situation. Footage of the bizarre scene

544
00:44:43.280 --> 00:44:46.880
shows both the large pile of feces
the animal left in the building's entrance way

545
00:44:49.480 --> 00:44:55.840
and the man's many failed attempts to
climb on the horse. At one point,

546
00:44:55.840 --> 00:44:59.920
the man apparently thought better of trying
to fit the horse into the l

547
00:45:00.440 --> 00:45:02.920
to get to his fifth floor apartment
and just rode up the stairs instead.

548
00:45:05.239 --> 00:45:07.880
He was hoping to show up as
Prince Charming and make up with his wife?

549
00:45:10.480 --> 00:45:15.119
How is that going to impress her? Though? Really? Well,

550
00:45:15.159 --> 00:45:16.280
I mean it's not. I mean, anna, have you ever ridden a

551
00:45:16.280 --> 00:45:20.280
horse up a stair well? That
ain't easy? Well? Yeah, but

552
00:45:20.400 --> 00:45:22.639
still, at the same time,
as a woman, when he shows up

553
00:45:22.679 --> 00:45:29.239
on the fifth floor with a horse, you're thinking, oh my god,

554
00:45:29.320 --> 00:45:35.519
do I have to clean up this
mess? If he's drunkenly trying to make

555
00:45:35.599 --> 00:45:38.000
up with you at three am,
Yes, he's not going to be the

556
00:45:38.000 --> 00:45:42.400
one to clean that up. It's
going to beat you yet, although we

557
00:45:42.440 --> 00:45:44.760
need to get back to this brief
moment in which you said, yes,

558
00:45:44.800 --> 00:45:50.719
you have ridden a horse on stairs. No I have not. You said,

559
00:45:50.880 --> 00:45:55.559
yeah, I've ridden a horse.
Then you added on stairs. Okay,

560
00:45:57.320 --> 00:46:00.280
yeah, well I think I smell
bit for the next Bow and Them

561
00:46:00.280 --> 00:46:07.440
show. Yeah, you can be
the second person to ride a horse in

562
00:46:07.480 --> 00:46:13.440
a radio station. Who was the
first person? Who do you think?

563
00:46:13.760 --> 00:46:17.280
Yeah? Who do you? Who
do you think? All of a sudden

564
00:46:17.280 --> 00:46:22.719
one day and this is this is
the God's honest truth at two fifteen before

565
00:46:22.760 --> 00:46:27.840
at three o'clock show decided he had
to ride a horse. And not only

566
00:46:27.880 --> 00:46:30.840
that, but just like and not
only that, but just like the guy

567
00:46:30.880 --> 00:46:32.760
in Russia. He also was not
going to clean up the mess of that

568
00:46:32.800 --> 00:46:42.960
horse. He was also drunk.
See why I wanted to share this story.

569
00:46:43.119 --> 00:46:51.440
Parallels, the parallels are just so
many you can't you can't ignore them.

570
00:46:51.519 --> 00:46:52.519
All right, Seriously, Anna,
thank you for hanging out with us

571
00:46:52.559 --> 00:46:57.519
inside the treehouse today. We appreciate
it. Thank you, and we will

572
00:46:57.519 --> 00:47:01.199
see you in here one week from
today for the fifth day, for the

573
00:47:01.239 --> 00:47:07.880
fifth day in a row. The
live show on Friday inside the Treehouse with

574
00:47:07.320 --> 00:47:13.840
me Dan Trey Raj hopefully and from
the Bow and Them show on lone Star

575
00:47:13.960 --> 00:47:16.880
ninety two five and in Taharo,
and we'll see if we can convince her

576
00:47:16.920 --> 00:47:23.559
to do a little bit of Friday
afternoon traffic from Saint John. If you

577
00:47:23.559 --> 00:47:25.719
want to come to it from here, that's totally cool. And by the

578
00:47:25.719 --> 00:47:30.679
way, if anyone feels like riding
a horse around traffic for us, we'd

579
00:47:30.760 --> 00:47:34.800
appreciate that. We will see you
next time in the Treehouse.