Jan. 2, 2025

The Poop Chute | Best Of The Treehouse January 2, 2025

The Poop Chute | Best Of The Treehouse January 2, 2025

Today's compilation consists of the Poop Chute, Swimming with Turds, ESPN the Ocho, WAPA Tries to Kill a Man, Naked Karate, and Trey Celebrates 8 Years of Sobriety with Scissor Cookies.

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Today's compilation consists of the Poop Chute, Swimming with Turds, ESPN the Ocho, WAPA Tries to Kill a Man, Naked Karate, and Trey Celebrates 8 Years of Sobriety with Scissor Cookies.

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Now we need to jump into the most important story

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of the day, and that is yet another biohazard has

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diverted a flight in the United States. This is what

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the second one this year.

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Evidently there have been more than that, but this is

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the second one with audio.

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Which is the reason why it gets inside the treehouse.

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So let me set the stage for you. Yet another

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biohazard has occurred in the air. A biohazard on a

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United Airlines flight is the latest midair incident to trigger

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an unplanned early landing of a commercial plane. You know

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how they say when you're on a plane, when they

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bring out the life vest and they say in the

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unlikely event of a water landing, as opposed to say

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in case we crash into the ocean or a lake.

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You know, Yeah, if they keep having these biohazards, they're

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gonna have to add that into the safety training and

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have like a suit or something that will pop down

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next to you know, your your air conditioning vent, and

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they're gonna have to say, in the event of an

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unplanned biohazard, spraying body suits will pop down and you're

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supposed to secure yourself first, then the children.

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Anyway, the spirit will charge you extra for that.

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Yeah, no, that'll that'll be coin operated, or it'll be

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the skiing swipe. Yeah, yes, it'll be a swipe machine.

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You're gonna have to it'll that'll be one hundred dollars easy.

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United Airlines says one passenger's medical issue caused flight twenty

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four to seventy seven to land in Virginia, where the

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plane had to be deep cleaned flight aware Sorry. Flight

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Aware shows the flight departing Houston on Sunday morning, then

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diverting to Washington Dulles International Airport about two hours into

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the trip, just enough time for all that food to

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get through the system. The flight was bound for Boston

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Logan International Airport. However, with this audio between the pilot

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and traffic air traffic Control, they decided that maybe it's

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better we don't finish the flight all the way to Boston,

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but instead maybe we should, you know, divert this.

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Thing to the doctor.

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And I talked to the crew and it sounds like

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it's quite bad back there.

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It's still really bad.

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The crew is vomiting. I've seen this scene and family, guy,

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I gotn't like I understand that. You know, the flight crew,

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they go through a lot of training for various things,

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and they clearly need to, I guess, do a new

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course on biohazards, because the last thing you want during

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your flight is to have the flight crew looking or

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sounding or being alarmed in such a fashion where they

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are also involved in all the vomiting around the plane.

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I just don't want to be the person that has

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to write the booklet for the the Explosive Diarrhea Manual

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for United. I don't ever want to get that credit.

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It's like, oh man, that's the guy. That's the guy

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who wrote it right there.

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Also, what's that light look like when you when you

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illuminate it? You got to hit the brown button?

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Oh lord? So okay, the crew is vomiting and passengers

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all around are are asking for bath, part me, et cetera.

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And uh it sounds like I think, you know, twenty

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minute of light to Cleveland is probably the better option instead.

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Of going to an hour and forty to uh straight ahead.

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The boss, especially with it's kind of being a bio

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has should I think we need to probably get this

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plane on the ground a sap.

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Yeah, yeah, I think.

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My only thought is like that every when you have

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to dboard that plane and so so does that person.

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Right right, do they get off first or do you

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stick them in the back?

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I don't know what that I don't I think that

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you know that one one side door that nobody ever

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there's no uh like nowhere to get out of.

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on the other side of the plane where they bring

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on the food and stuff.

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You had done something that bad, you would just lock

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yourself in the bathroom, yeah, and.

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Not and not ever come out.

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Yeah, that's when they opened that one side like that,

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not where the food comes in, but the other one

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that should throw you down the slide and like you

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walk home.

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That's the other thing too, is they tell you it's

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a water slide, but in reality.

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You're listening to the tree house. Visit us online that

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treehouse on air dot com.

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That's the poop slide.

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That's the poop shoot.

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A three three Cook df W. That's the phone number

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to reach Daniel and Carrie Cook from Cook DFW Roofing

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and Restoration the website Cook dfw dot com. Put you

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on the spot, Daniel, do you have any big New

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Year's resolutions?

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Well, I'm definitely not going to be flying my drone

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anywhere in DFW right away.

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I think there's a there's.

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Some there's some major people that are looking for drones

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right now. And funny story, I actually had a client

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that knew I was on their property and I was

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flying a drone. He lives in the country and they

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had a huge house and we were doing drone shots

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and he literally came out and says, is this your drone?

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I go yes, sir, and he goes, man, I was

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about to shoot that thing down. So Trey is right,

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and Texas, you don't mess around with drones and so

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but New Year's resolutions, and typically I don't because I

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try to be good and do the right thing every day.

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So I went on a huge diet last year.

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You know, I did a whole bunch.

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Of food and research and trying to work.

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Out a little bit more.

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Those are just good things for you overall.

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So I know you work out all the time.

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So yeah, it's not a New Year's resolution. It's something

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I'm just trying to be a little bit better today

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than I was yesterday.

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That's it.

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When he started, you're not as old as me yet,

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but when you start get my age, you know, there's

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things that you gotta do to make sure you're ready

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to go as you get older.

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You want to enjoy life.

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That's about. That's what we're all here to do. Enjoy life,

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have fun.

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That's it.

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There's your new Year's resolution, enjoy life. And one way

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in which you can enjoy your life more is to

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make sure you don't have any holes in your roof.

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So called Daniel Cook. He'll come make sure you don't

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and if you do, you'll fix them eight three three

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Cook DFW or that website, cookdfw dot com. One more

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thing I wanted to point out about the Olympics and

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some of the peripheral stories that have been happening around

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Paris is the dirty river water in Paris. Now, granted,

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I took French in high school for a few years,

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but I'm not sure if I'm saying the name of

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the river properly. Is it the Sane River?

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It's the sin the.

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Sene River, that makes sense, the Sen River, So the

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Sand River has been dirty for hundreds of years. I mean,

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I'm pretty sure Paris was designed for all the sewer

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to flow directly into it, right. Well, that was an

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issue that was brought up with the International Olympic Committee

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when it came time to whether or not to award

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Paris the Olympics, contrete like, well, your river's kind of

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a toilet, so how can we fix this to actually

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have the Olympics and have events in that river? And oh,

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we'll get it cleaned up. So they get it cleaned up.

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At the cost of one point five billion.

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That's right. And then one point five billion dollars of

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clean up efforts went away all in one flood because

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it all came roaring back into the river to where

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they had to actually postpone certain events that were scheduled

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to take place in the Sin River for the Paris Olympics,

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and that includes the triathlon because they're not doing the

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regular swimming stuff in the river, which would be interesting.

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U they still do all the freestyle and the breaststroke

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and all those things that Michael Phelps and Katie Ladecki

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have dominated at They do that in a controlled environment

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in a chlorinated pool. It would be interesting to see

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how they would do in the open dirty water though.

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But other events do happen in that water, like the triathlon.

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The rowing stuff happens now. Granted the rowers unless something

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is really gone bad. They don't have to actually get

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in the water. The triathletes do because they got to

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swim in that water. And there's one Olympian in particular

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from Belgium, and she took issue with some of the

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pollution in the water at the Paris Olympics because there

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was a postponement due to the pollution. The water was

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deemed safe enough to swim on Wednesday, but just a

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couple of days before, the river was tested and it had,

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you know, monumental amounts of E. Coli and other bacteria. Okay, So,

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Julian Vermilion of Belgium, who finished twenty fourth in the triathlon,

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blasted Olympic officials who made the call to hold the race.

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While she admitted that a cancelation would have been a disgrace,

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she said she didn't think the water was safe enough

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to swim, and she said, while swimming under the bridge,

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I felt and saw things that we shouldn't think about

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too much. Oh, I drank a lot of water, so

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we'll know tomorrow if I'm sick or not. It doesn't

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taste like coca cola or sprite. Of course, the sind

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River has been dirty for one hundred years, so they

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can't say the safety of the athletes is a priority.

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That is bull. That's the wrong button. Hang on, Uh,

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she said, that's b Yes, that's bull. That's still the

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wrong button. Oh, hang on, that's bull.

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There we go, there we go.

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I'll fine, I'll figure out these buttons eventually. But yeah,

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you know, nothing like one leg of the triathlon having

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to swim through a little a literal river of I mean,

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I mean it's bad enough when the triathlon when during

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the swimming portion, because all these competitors are around you,

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now imagine duty. That's probably when your hand reaches forward

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and it touches it.

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Yeah. Yeah, that's a that's a that's a thing.

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That's a.

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In in like in India, there are like, you know,

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the on the side of the road that you have

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little creeks and people do their business in the in

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the creeks and stuff like that. But uh, full on

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river of do Uh, that is a.

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I think they should just rename that the Shawshank event.

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You get the award, you get the Anti Frame Award

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for swimming through all the excrement to get to the

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to get to the gold medal podium.

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All expense paid trip does they watch and ah, yeah.

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When they fly home, the fly like you might as

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well just go ahead put on the biohazard suits.

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Well you haven't even landed, and they've already declared an

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emergency landing, Like you haven't even taken off yet.

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They know those Olympic triathletes, they know where they've been

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and now they're they're gonna have to take their own flight.

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That's just you can't. You can't.

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You can't.

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You can't even shower that off like that is that's

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in you? Now?

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It's yeah, you're right. Not only was it on you,

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but it's in you. And uh, at some point you

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get to tell the story about how you are an Olympian, right,

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Most people's stories as Olympians involve the their competitors, their teammates.

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These athletes have to talk about the other things in

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the water with them.

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She said, she swam and felt things. Yeah, that's uh,

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that's just okay, that's gross.

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And and and and here's the other thing. That's French.

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So you know it smells worse, but it makes great wine.

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And it's condescending.

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Visit us Onlinehouse on air dot com.

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And it also smokes, which is weird. ESPN the Oho

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mm hmm was fake in the movie Dodgeball. It took

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a number of years, but ESPN finally embraced it and

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created ESPN the OCHO for real. Yes, Now, I didn't

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realize this until recently. Not only did not only did

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they embrace it, but they've actually made it an actual

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channel watchable from ESPN and they do this yearly. You

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know how they're Shark week there's the OCHO weekend now.

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And they do it multiple times a year now.

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Oh really? Okay, So one of the things I was

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reading earlier today was that I thought it was just

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a once a year thing.

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No, they they've really leaned it used to be once

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a year Now I think they're doing it two three

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times a year on slow weekends, just obviously once the

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NFL's gone. They especially in the summer.

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That Yeah, I.

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On ESPN News.

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Yeah, I believe it was. It was where they started

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airing the Cornhole Championships. Was on the show. It's moved.

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It's it's more mainstream now, but it originally aired on

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the show.

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That's how it starts.

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Though.

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You put something on the show, you give it life. Yeah,

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and people realize these other sports exist Yeah, and they

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become fans and they see these sports. Yeah, that seem

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very approachable and regular people. I us think I could

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do that. Yeah, I could play cornhole and and and win.

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Well, I mean, one of the one of the biggest

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stars has no arms or legs, So I'm thinking if

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you have both of those, then you're pretty much ahead.

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Of the game, really ahead of the game.

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I had to laugh at it when I said, I'm

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so ashamed of you and shoulders above everybody else.

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How is that not his endorsement.

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Because he can't wash his hair.

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Look, I'm sure a lot of people told him he

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couldn't play cornhole either, and he found a way. I'm

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sure he could find a way to wash his hair.

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He sponsored by bush being inside. I don't know why.

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Well, that's because he's still got a hole. Not everything

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was taken from him.

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That man has a heart and a colon of gold.

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Don't ever underestimate.

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That's how he That's how he pushes his his The

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bean back through is with a little back and back

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and help. Yeah, it's it's all propulsion from the bush beat.

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Not only as it served NASA well, it's also served

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him well in the national Cornhole League. So ESPN's the

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OCHO is a real thing now, it's manifested into reality.

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And I saw the other day someone actually posted the

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programming schedule for it and I was stunned. But we

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missed it. I mean, the OCHO programming was last weekend.

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It included fifty four hours of unique obscure sports, including

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more than twenty one hours of live content. So what

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were those events which aired on ESPN, ESPN two and

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the OHO streaming Hub. Here's what the days looked like.

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On Thursday, it was minor League baseball, the Savannah Bananas

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versus the Party Animals. Yes, which if you have not

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seen the Savannah Bananas, they're actually pretty awesome because they

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will stop in the middle of a game and just

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do dance videos and stuff for their social media channels.

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Pretty funny trade you find it. Yeah, yeah, yeah, there

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you go.

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Yeah. So Micro Microsoft ex Cel World Championship.

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Do you know who the Do you know who the

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winner was?

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I don't know. I just I just want to hear

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the announcers. Oh my god, the formula that he came

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up with.

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Oh the function of acts. Holy cow, no one saw

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that coming. You had the twenty twenty four Corgi Races,

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the World Dog Surfing Championships, Sasquatch Uncut, Beard and Mustache. Oh, okay,

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that's like Sasquatch so sponsoring beard and Mustache event. Then

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you got speed Chess and the Microsoft ex Cell World Championships.

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That's just one day. Here's some other things that happened

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on ESPN. The OCHO on Friday, Red Bull, Game Ball,

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Royal Ultimate Ninja World Series Finales three, Rivers, Waiter and

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Waitress competition. Then you get the beard Mustache competition brought

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to you by Sasquatch. The twenty twenty two I guess

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it was a classic. Corunna Beltsander Races. The twenty twenty

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USA Mullet Championships. Oh, the forty six Annual Cherry Pit

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Spitting Championships. Okay, the twenty twenty three Wisconsin Auctioneers Championship,

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Competitive Speed Cubing, the International Jump Rope Union World Championships,

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Blade Masters, Ax and Knife Throwing.

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Twenty twenty four Bull Shooter Invitational Shootout where I don't

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know if they're actually shooting the bulls, in which case

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they're just taking what Pamplona does and saying well, America

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will raise you one. Yeah, Omega Ball, the Ocho Show,

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but that's fun. The twenty twenty four AWA Wiffle Ball

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All Star Game, which means they have a regular season

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to have an All Star game. Then there's the USA

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Dodgeball All Star Showcase, the Man Scaped Turf Wars, Adult

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Kickball Championship, Table Tennis, Slippery Stairs Cornhole League, Silver Back

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Breaking Invitational, which if you're trying to break a silver back,

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I would watch that competition because my money's on. Then

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they air Dodgeball, a true underdog story. That's just all

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on Friday.

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Mm hm.

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But you know, is the Mullet Championship Is that like looks?

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Or is that the guy driving in his eighty four

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Chevy pickup like being able to tosh the bush like

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can speeding out of the truck into the trash can

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like yeah, yeah, advents or as it looks?

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No, I understand that makes sense?

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Yeah? Is it?

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Is it purely look based or is there a skill

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based uh function of it? Kind of like the uh

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Miss America Tournament where it's not just the bathing suit,

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but they also have to talk to them.

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Yes, uh they have, they have they have different competitions, right,

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so they have like a skills and like a swimsuit.

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You know what. Actually some of these events sound like

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events that would occur during the Mullet Championship. Uh. For example,

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a ball clash, battle of the Buoie two National Putting Tour,

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the forehand Strike competition, yeah.

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Uh.

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And then this one certainly Ultimate tire Wrestling, Yes. And

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the one I was telling Raj about the other day,

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the car Jitsu Championship, which airs on the ojo that's

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where people do jiu jitsu in a car. I told

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Raj about this the other day because Russia takes all

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these things to another level. They do uh car judo

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or car jiu jitsu, whis just two Russian dudes in

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in in a hatchback wrestling. And I think they amp

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it up by making him do it inside of a

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Ford pinto, which you know could explode it anytime.

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Now.

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In the mullet competition, is there like is there a

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subdivision for like? Is it like the angry lesbian division?

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Who wins? Because I've seen and and and I I'm

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in misquaite.

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Uh.

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And let me just say I have seen at Chili's

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two very powerful lesbian mullets. So I just so, is

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it open to all genders and races or are we going?

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I would imagine is pretty progressive.

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Okay, because there's an Indian guy at my last show

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with he could have he could have won for international mullet.

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I bet I I the lesbian one would be obviously

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the Super Championships.

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The winner gets a husky.

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It really just sells itself.

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Visit US online a treehouse on air dot com.

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The Water and Power Authority of the US Virgin Islands

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is out for blood. They've had it with everyone complaining, ditching,

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moaning about blackouts, doubled and tripled bills even though you

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didn't have power for most of the month. Anyway, it

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really is a huge cluster f in the Islands when

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it comes to power generation. And I need to say

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it again, I'm sorry or cut for all the terrible

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things I've said to you and about you with your

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grid operation in Texas, because Texans could have it way

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way worse. If you're not sure, just come to Virgin Islands.

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That being said, it does appear that the Water and

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Power Authority is out for blood. And the example I

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have is thus two weeks ago, a one hundred year

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old This is from the Virgin Island Daily News.

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Okay, okay, a.

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One hundred year old Saint Thomas Man was trapped sitting

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upright in an electric bed after the Virgin Islands Water

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and Power Authority abruptly cut off his power. His daughter

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said the centenarian was left to suffer for more than

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six hours. This is terrible. This is one of the

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worst stories.

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I've heard in a long time.

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Oh, I wasn't ready for it.

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Neither was he. The was aready to be in there

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for a few minutes, just the if you can get out,

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maybe go outside and enjoy the enjoy the fresh salt air.

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Maybe go to sibs for one. But he stuck in

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his electric chair because the Water Power Authority turned off

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his electricity.

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His whole life, he's been waiting for technology to keep advancing.

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He's like, I can't believe I live to see the

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iPhone and then cut to I'm stuck in this ep.

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It troubles me to think that somewhere in the Virgin Islands,

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where all these billionaires and millionaires have socked money away,

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it wasn't just money, like somewhere there's a lab probably

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in St. Thomas, where they keep the heads of dead billionaires,

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and part of the reason that they're sustained is through

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electric power. Meanwhile, wapa's over there playing with the switches.

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So if if they put one of these heads back

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on a body in a hundred years, who knows what

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we're gonna end up with.

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Oh my gosh, So finish. That was at the end

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of the story, because I.

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Just that's the end of the story. Unfortunately, the Virgin

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Island Daily News did not publish a follow up story.

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I don't know if that man's still stuck in that bed.

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He's probably been battling red tape for years to get

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that electric hospital bed to make his life easier.

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I just want to know, Like the power glitch and

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it just just pushed him forward, so he was just

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like for six hours of staring at his junk.

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Well, here's the thing, because it might be it might

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be a six hour blackout, but really with these rolling

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blackouts in the Virgin Islands, sometimes they're intermittent and they

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just kind of come out of nowhere. So he may

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not have just been suspended in this electric chair for

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six hours. It might have been jolting him on and

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off in different positions for the entire six hours power flips.

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I Oh, finally goes get the button.

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Next thing you know, it looks like doctor Frankenstein. He's

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shoving this dude up through the roof and he's being

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hit by light. He left and right. But yeah, you

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got that chair from Medicare.

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It's just a power surgeon that them straight up the

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stairs faster than he's ever been in his life. Old

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you survived one hundred years and a power outage. Electric

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chair kills.

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You well because it keeps your reviving.

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This past weekend, you had the Top of the box

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Office being ruled by Ryan Reynolds and Blake Lively. They're

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two movies tops at the box office for the first

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time since I think it was nineteen ninety that a

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Hollywood couple has ruled the box office. Who is the

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couple all the way back in nineteen ninety to achieve

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the same feat, Bruce Willis and Demi Moore. Demi Moore

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had Ghost in Theaters and Bruce Willis had Die Hard two.

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So a quick would you rather a quick verses if

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you will.

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Let me find my music.

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This is important. Trey Raj, Welcome to verses, Happy to

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be here on tapped today. Would you rather take in

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a double feature of ruling box office couples? Would you

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rather take in the double feature of die Hard Too

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and Ghost starring Bruce will listen to me more respectively?

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Or go to the movie theater right now and take

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in the very interestingly paired double feature of Deadpool and

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Wolverine and the domestic violence Flower movie. It ends with

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us darring Blake Lively, which feature are you walking into?

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No bathroom breaks?

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Who are we starting with?

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Based on the look on Trey's face, I'm gonna start with.

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You Rush Well. Blake Lively is getting a lot of

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heat from the icing out her co star in this

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new movie. But then there is Deadpool Wolverine, which is great.

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But I would nostalgia wise, I would go back and

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I would do die Hard Too. In Ghost.

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Interesting, I will say one of my favorite lines in

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any movie ever is from die Hard Too. But because

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00:28:39.079 --> 00:28:43.319
it's so obscure to the zeitgeist that it's hard to

477
00:28:43.359 --> 00:28:45.920
find it online, I just need to pull it myself

478
00:28:45.960 --> 00:28:50.039
and post it because it's a beautifully delivered line. In

479
00:28:50.079 --> 00:28:53.599
the movie I'm brain farting on the actor's name, But

480
00:28:53.640 --> 00:28:57.519
Andy Sippowitz from NYPD Blue is the police captain at

481
00:28:57.599 --> 00:29:02.480
Dallas International Airport where John McClain is dealing with more

482
00:29:02.559 --> 00:29:10.960
terrorists on Christmas. And in that film, Dennis fron Dennis Franz,

483
00:29:10.960 --> 00:29:13.759
thank you very much. In that film, Dennis Franz and

484
00:29:14.279 --> 00:29:16.880
Bruce Willis as their respective characters and diehartwo are having

485
00:29:16.920 --> 00:29:20.200
an argument, and at one point, Dennis Franz delivers the

486
00:29:20.240 --> 00:29:26.720
classic line, I'm stunned. I gotta lie down. I have

487
00:29:26.839 --> 00:29:29.160
used that line on the show so many times over

488
00:29:29.200 --> 00:29:31.640
the years. I feel like I owe him a royalty check.

489
00:29:34.559 --> 00:29:37.759
So that's my quick sidebar about Diehard too, Trey, what

490
00:29:37.799 --> 00:29:40.799
about you? Which double feature? Are you attending Deadpool and

491
00:29:40.839 --> 00:29:43.880
Wolverine with it ends with us? Or are you going

492
00:29:43.920 --> 00:29:50.480
back to nineteen ninety and walking into Ghost paired with

493
00:29:50.799 --> 00:29:51.319
Diehard two.

494
00:29:52.160 --> 00:29:56.680
That's such a tough one because Diehard two not my

495
00:29:56.759 --> 00:29:58.680
favorite Diehard h.

496
00:30:00.359 --> 00:30:02.400
You mean you didn't like it? When you didn't like

497
00:30:02.440 --> 00:30:05.039
it when the general was doing naked karate in his

498
00:30:05.079 --> 00:30:10.839
hotel room.

499
00:30:08.400 --> 00:30:10.920
I thought we would brush past that, but here we.

500
00:30:10.880 --> 00:30:18.400
Are absolutely not. It also made it very difficult to

501
00:30:18.440 --> 00:30:20.640
watch the third Iron Man movie because the same actor

502
00:30:20.680 --> 00:30:22.720
is playing the president. I'm thinking I've seen that man

503
00:30:22.759 --> 00:30:27.799
do naked karate and this authotypically in the reflection.

504
00:30:30.720 --> 00:30:33.359
They died hard too, just because the ending they just

505
00:30:33.480 --> 00:30:37.200
worked so hard for him to say Yippi kaye.

506
00:30:37.359 --> 00:30:42.839
Really gratifying, though, isn't it. Yeah that zippo.

507
00:30:42.319 --> 00:30:48.519
Yeah, Ghost all time, great movie I did, just because

508
00:30:48.559 --> 00:30:50.400
it's so good. I'll have to go with Deadpool and

509
00:30:50.400 --> 00:30:52.359
Wolverine and interesting.

510
00:30:52.400 --> 00:30:56.480
All right, so well, very cool. I'm I'm glad to

511
00:30:56.519 --> 00:31:00.119
see some some conflict between the two of you today

512
00:31:00.200 --> 00:31:01.839
in the latest edition of Versus.

513
00:31:01.880 --> 00:31:05.319
But haven't we all done at some point in our lives.

514
00:31:05.599 --> 00:31:09.640
I'm forty nine. I know I've done naked karate before,

515
00:31:09.680 --> 00:31:15.279
have you guys not? At some point? Just just tried

516
00:31:15.319 --> 00:31:22.960
it after you saw that like, no, no naked karate.

517
00:31:26.240 --> 00:31:34.480
That's Versus for today. Inside the treehouse where stands alone.

518
00:31:36.640 --> 00:31:37.680
I was in my birthday GI.

519
00:31:43.440 --> 00:31:45.160
I really hate you because now I have that in

520
00:31:45.200 --> 00:31:45.599
my head.

521
00:31:49.200 --> 00:31:50.920
Are you addressing your penis as since.

522
00:31:54.240 --> 00:31:55.640
You don't want to know where the dojo is?

523
00:31:57.759 --> 00:31:59.440
I've seen him wax on and off to it.

524
00:32:05.880 --> 00:32:10.079
Visits online freehouse on air dot com.

525
00:32:10.880 --> 00:32:14.039
Trey is eight years sober. So we're very excited for you, Trey.

526
00:32:14.960 --> 00:32:24.279
Thank you, I I while congratulations are in order, is

527
00:32:24.319 --> 00:32:26.319
there a gift that we should get you? And I

528
00:32:26.359 --> 00:32:28.319
know you said that you're a You're a sweets fiend

529
00:32:28.440 --> 00:32:32.920
now as our most recovering alcoholics, because before I don't

530
00:32:32.920 --> 00:32:36.960
think I really ever recall you craving any sweets at all.

531
00:32:37.880 --> 00:32:41.440
Days now you're just like running around some like a

532
00:32:42.319 --> 00:32:44.680
like a kid who's chasing wily wonka.

533
00:32:45.079 --> 00:32:48.720
Oh, I guess my first day of sobriety like it's

534
00:32:49.480 --> 00:32:51.440
I would have gutted somebody for a snicker doodle.

535
00:32:51.559 --> 00:32:55.079
And still, yeah, that's little whitest thing I've ever heard

536
00:32:55.079 --> 00:33:00.599
anybody say, I doodles cinnamon? Is that what that is?

537
00:33:00.680 --> 00:33:01.559
Cinnamon and sugar?

538
00:33:01.759 --> 00:33:02.319
Oh gotcha?

539
00:33:02.400 --> 00:33:07.240
Okay, yeah, it's the perfect balance, cinnamon, brown sugar. It's just.

540
00:33:10.200 --> 00:33:11.559
It's also a Tray's prison name.

541
00:33:13.799 --> 00:33:15.359
Brown Show was my nickname in college.

542
00:33:15.920 --> 00:33:18.839
So well yeah, well no you'r raj. Your nickname in

543
00:33:18.880 --> 00:33:21.960
college was brown sugar. And as we found out last episode, yes,

544
00:33:22.680 --> 00:33:26.119
super would Trey's nickname is snicker Doodle.

545
00:33:28.519 --> 00:33:33.440
So you started. So that's the thing, right is sweets? Now, Yes, it's.

546
00:33:34.039 --> 00:33:37.400
Your body when you're used, when your body is used

547
00:33:37.400 --> 00:33:39.799
to that much sugar, especially for me, when you drank

548
00:33:39.839 --> 00:33:42.799
every day for twenty five years. Yeah, that much sugar

549
00:33:42.799 --> 00:33:44.599
in your system, it constantly craves it.

550
00:33:44.680 --> 00:33:47.720
So yeah, it's and what was the drink of choice?

551
00:33:47.720 --> 00:33:50.200
So what was I didn't know you when you were drinking?

552
00:33:50.400 --> 00:33:53.599
So Jack Daniels, Jack Daniels, Okay, I mean I went.

553
00:33:53.519 --> 00:33:56.720
Through a Scotch phase, went through this is this is

554
00:33:56.720 --> 00:33:58.920
how much I drank. And you have to remember the

555
00:33:58.920 --> 00:34:02.519
Old Loon. The Old Loony is a very popular bar

556
00:34:03.000 --> 00:34:08.119
and uh, may she rest in peace? And uh it

557
00:34:08.239 --> 00:34:10.360
served a three ounce poor And you know I said,

558
00:34:10.559 --> 00:34:11.840
you know, you could drink at the Loon, you could

559
00:34:11.880 --> 00:34:13.920
drink anywhere, and that was true. But I drink so

560
00:34:14.039 --> 00:34:18.199
much when I switched from Stoonly Orange to Jack Daniels,

561
00:34:18.239 --> 00:34:19.599
it affected their inventory.

562
00:34:24.960 --> 00:34:25.800
Really yeah.

563
00:34:25.880 --> 00:34:28.880
And not only that, but when you stop drinking, it

564
00:34:28.920 --> 00:34:33.880
affected their bottom line. That's exactly it. Look there, there

565
00:34:33.960 --> 00:34:36.840
is is there's a reason why the Loon, there's a

566
00:34:36.880 --> 00:34:38.880
reason why we say rest in peace to the Loon.

567
00:34:38.920 --> 00:34:40.960
It's because Dray went sober and they went out of

568
00:34:40.960 --> 00:34:44.400
business and that bar was opened since.

569
00:34:44.239 --> 00:34:46.519
The sixties, they turned into a shell.

570
00:34:47.639 --> 00:34:53.920
Actually, the CBS if that was if you knew, if

571
00:34:53.960 --> 00:34:56.800
you knew the number of x loon patrons that are

572
00:34:56.840 --> 00:35:00.519
in the rooms of AA.

573
00:35:02.079 --> 00:35:04.280
So that was a drink of choice was just straight jack,

574
00:35:04.679 --> 00:35:06.519
jack and diet jack.

575
00:35:06.320 --> 00:35:07.119
And diet yeah.

576
00:35:07.159 --> 00:35:08.480
So drinking.

577
00:35:08.960 --> 00:35:14.480
Yeah, So when Tray when alcohol, well, when Tray quit drinking,

578
00:35:14.559 --> 00:35:17.559
he demolished not only Jack Daniel's bottom line, but diet

579
00:35:17.559 --> 00:35:21.960
cokes as well. I could just multiple industries felt the

580
00:35:21.960 --> 00:35:22.679
effects of it.

581
00:35:24.199 --> 00:35:26.440
I kept up diet coke until about three years ago

582
00:35:26.480 --> 00:35:29.480
and then finally kicked that habit. But that was that

583
00:35:29.559 --> 00:35:31.440
was a blow to their bottom line because I mean

584
00:35:31.480 --> 00:35:33.239
I used to have one of those big, huge seven

585
00:35:33.280 --> 00:35:36.760
eleven cups, like the yeah sixty four I think it

586
00:35:36.840 --> 00:35:40.000
was bigger than sixty four ounces that I would diet coke.

587
00:35:40.320 --> 00:35:45.599
They renamed it the Trinholm Golden Yeah.

588
00:35:45.639 --> 00:35:50.159
So what's the okay? So you no more diet cokes,

589
00:35:50.199 --> 00:35:52.920
no more alcohol, Like, what do you?

590
00:35:53.280 --> 00:35:54.199
No more nicotine?

591
00:35:54.400 --> 00:35:55.239
No more nicotine?

592
00:35:55.239 --> 00:35:59.800
I know you I miss nicotine. God, I I could

593
00:35:59.800 --> 00:36:02.079
give a rat's ass about ever drinking again. But man,

594
00:36:02.639 --> 00:36:04.599
if if I could have, if they would give me

595
00:36:04.639 --> 00:36:08.719
a vice that you could do without any ramifications, man

596
00:36:08.800 --> 00:36:11.320
I would. I would. I would sprint. I would pull

597
00:36:11.320 --> 00:36:14.679
a hammy sprinting to the storage to buy a can

598
00:36:14.719 --> 00:36:15.119
of skull.

599
00:36:16.960 --> 00:36:19.360
Oh interesting, so you went, you're going to smokeless?

600
00:36:20.760 --> 00:36:23.800
Okay, yeah, I mean I dipped for twenty two years.

601
00:36:24.440 --> 00:36:27.039
I mean, and it's kind of like vaping. You pretty

602
00:36:27.119 --> 00:36:29.239
much do it everywhere. But yeah, it dip or vape.

603
00:36:29.280 --> 00:36:31.920
I don't know. Uh, I wouldn't probably smoke just because

604
00:36:31.960 --> 00:36:36.039
of the smell it's but yeah, I would. I would

605
00:36:36.079 --> 00:36:37.559
go buy a can of skull so fast?

606
00:36:37.719 --> 00:36:42.000
I was that yours?

607
00:36:42.719 --> 00:36:46.440
Uh No, So I start off Copenhagen, that regular skull,

608
00:36:46.480 --> 00:36:48.840
skull mint. Then at the end it was skull mint pouches.

609
00:36:49.440 --> 00:36:52.960
Oh my god, it's Copenhagen. That's just all on your teeth.

610
00:36:53.519 --> 00:36:58.440
Oh yeah, it's Copenhagen is an art form. It really is.

611
00:36:58.800 --> 00:37:01.280
When you see somebody knows like they how you pack

612
00:37:01.360 --> 00:37:02.960
it and you get the little lip on it, and

613
00:37:03.039 --> 00:37:04.840
then you get in there and dig it in. You

614
00:37:04.880 --> 00:37:07.119
have two fingers and just shove it in there.

615
00:37:08.599 --> 00:37:14.239
We need to leave you alone for a minute, light

616
00:37:14.280 --> 00:37:14.719
a candle.

617
00:37:15.079 --> 00:37:21.320
Oh the good old days, but on some mina.

618
00:37:22.800 --> 00:37:28.519
Congratulations eight years sober and not missing the alcohol. But

619
00:37:29.039 --> 00:37:32.320
clearly there's a there's still some hard up feelings for

620
00:37:32.440 --> 00:37:33.320
the tobacco side of you.

621
00:37:33.599 --> 00:37:36.159
Nicotine. Yeah, that's my girl.

622
00:37:39.360 --> 00:37:44.079
That's why he's single. Yeah.

623
00:37:44.119 --> 00:37:45.639
Trade doesn't do well with ultimatums.

624
00:37:47.079 --> 00:37:50.119
Yeah, I don't do well with ultimatums or moderation.

625
00:37:52.480 --> 00:37:54.440
That just means you live life to the fullest. Yeah,

626
00:37:55.880 --> 00:37:56.800
taking it all in.

627
00:37:58.679 --> 00:38:02.920
Yeah, very that's that's that's a huge, huge achievement. Man.

628
00:38:03.119 --> 00:38:05.280
Eight years, that's incredible.

629
00:38:05.519 --> 00:38:09.079
Oh, thank you.

630
00:38:09.320 --> 00:38:12.480
I had a punchline somewhere, but uh, I'm s actually

631
00:38:12.719 --> 00:38:14.400
really proud of you.

632
00:38:14.480 --> 00:38:14.880
Drink it.

633
00:38:14.880 --> 00:38:22.079
It's okay, that's amazing. Eight years and.

634
00:38:22.440 --> 00:38:24.719
Now he's turning into a sugar fiend or he has

635
00:38:24.760 --> 00:38:25.320
turned into a.

636
00:38:25.239 --> 00:38:28.920
Sugar crackhead for snickerdoodles.

637
00:38:29.960 --> 00:38:33.400
Yeah, TIFFs treat like TIFFs treats. You know, it's like

638
00:38:33.440 --> 00:38:35.320
a dealer just coming at you.

639
00:38:35.920 --> 00:38:38.000
Yeah. If if you I know, we have tiff treat

640
00:38:38.079 --> 00:38:41.360
TIFFs treats drivers that listen to the show. And so

641
00:38:41.440 --> 00:38:46.039
if you see a crazed white man chasing you Oddsard's tray.

642
00:38:48.599 --> 00:38:53.320
I would I would go, uh, the white chocolate macadamia That.

643
00:38:53.280 --> 00:38:57.480
And that and snickerdoodle set. That's my two favorites. I'll

644
00:38:57.480 --> 00:38:59.079
put them together and eat the mic and wan like

645
00:38:59.119 --> 00:38:59.639
a sandwich.

646
00:39:01.119 --> 00:39:02.039
You'll scissor.

647
00:39:04.519 --> 00:39:05.519
In more ways than one.

648
00:39:11.159 --> 00:39:12.119
It got weird again.

649
00:39:16.079 --> 00:39:17.639
To make it weird, you listen.

650
00:39:17.639 --> 00:39:18.559
To the Treehouse.

651
00:39:19.199 --> 00:39:30.599
Visit us online at Treehouse on air dot com.