Feb. 13, 2025

The Portable Glory Hole | Thursday February 13, 2025

The Portable Glory Hole | Thursday February 13, 2025

Want to know how to make your dog pay attention to you? I bet you do. We tell you how the scientists say to do it, plus we'll tell you about a guy mowing down mailboxes, another guy illegally hunting from a port-a-potty, audio of the Titan submersible...

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Want to know how to make your dog pay attention to you? I bet you do. We tell you how the scientists say to do it, plus we'll tell you about a guy mowing down mailboxes, another guy illegally hunting from a port-a-potty, audio of the Titan submersible imploding, and oh so much more!

LINKS:
Austrian scientists reveal how to make dogs pay attention | The Straits Times

Animal owners worry about pet welfare after microchip company closes

Florida man riding lawn mower crashes into several mailboxes

Man caught hunting without permission in deer blind made from port-a-potty | khou.com

NOAA releases chilling audio of Titan submersible explosion






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It is time to leave your worries outside and laugh

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with us inside the treehouse. I'm Daniel Malley along with

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Trey Trenholm and Raj Sharma on Thursday February thirteenth, twenty

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twenty five. I'm a dog owner, have been pretty much

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my entire life, Trey, same for you and uh Raj.

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I think that holds true for you as well, right

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dog owner?

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Cool?

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Yeah?

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Ever had issues with training the dog?

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No, not really.

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I say that different dogs present different challenges. Some are

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a little easier than others, some are more challenging, but

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that's okay. A little effort never hurt anybody. Luckily, for

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us as dog owners, the Austrians have come to our

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aid because if you are struggling to get your dog

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to pay attention to you or do things like maybe

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fetch your slippers or get the newspaper if you still

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you know, get that. Austrian scientists strapped eye tracking helmets

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to a bunch of dogs and they found the perfect

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tactic to get them to pay attention. Both pointing and

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staring at an object is the best way for dog

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owners to get their pets to follow directions. That's according

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to a new study that was bush yesterday, so here

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it is again. According to Austrian scientists, if you want

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your dog to pay attention and to do what you say,

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pointing and staring at an object is the way to

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do it.

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There you go, hmm, interesting, I'm gonna do that with

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my neighbor. It's a good point and stare at the neighborhood.

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Hopefully it'll attack.

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I think it'll work with women, Like if I just

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point and stare at a sandwich.

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A picture of a sandwich or an actual sandwich.

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Well, no, they have to make that. They need to

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make the sandwich.

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But like a picture of women, it's like to show

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it to them on the phone.

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H I hear right there, Get me one of those

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pots and pans.

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I realized Jimmy John's is freaky fast. But you could

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at least try.

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What cats are women?

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Oh god, you keep it up. You're not going to

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be safe sleeping around either one.

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Now I've got a male cat. He's okay, he.

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Makes the sandwiches.

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Now he just points.

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Trade does it. According to the Austrian scientist and lead

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author Christophe Volter of the University of Veterinary Medicine Vienna,

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didn't even know that. Here's how shielded and in our

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own bubbles we are as Americans is and especially as Texans. Right,

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because when you think about a veterinary university, one of

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the first ones we think of is Texas A and M. Right,

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And there's some other great vet schools in our country.

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You stop to think about, Oh yeah, other countries probably

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have those two. It sounds pretty good to say if

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you went to VET school at the University of Veterinary Medicine, Vienna, anyway,

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The lead author from that place said, the owner's gaze

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and gesture are useful separately, but combined they are stronger.

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So point and stare at the object. That's the way

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to get your dogs attention or in trace case future

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romantic interests.

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You're not gonna try that with Tara Dan.

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No, no, no, I'm the trained one, you're the cat. Yeah. Well, uh.

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For the experiment conducted. For the experiment conducted in the

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university's Clever Dog Lab, each knine faced a scientist on

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their knees. A bowl was placed on each side of

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the scientist, only one of which contained a hidden treat.

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The dogs are then presented with five different scenarios, six

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times each. The scientists would point at the ball while

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staring at the dog, or point and look at the

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bowl at the same time, or only look at the bowl.

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They even used the classic prank that many dog owners

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playing their pets. They pretended to throw a ball in

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the direction of the ball while really keeping it in

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their hand. Recordings from the headgear worn by the dogs

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showed the dogs fared best when the scientists both pointed

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and stared at the bowl that contained the treat. So

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there you go.

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Who was on their knees?

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It's actually a very prudent question. I'm going to read

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that sentence againthink.

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Sre's face light up.

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I was like, I gotta leave this one for him

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because I was going to say the same thing.

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All right, here's that sentence again for the experiment conducted

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in the university's Clever Dog Lab. Each canine faces a

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scientists on their knees. So based on that, I think

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it's the scientist that's that's on their knees. If it

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was the dogs, I'd be even more impressive. And the

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ball of place, Yeah, there you go. Okay, so there

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you go. You want your dog to pay attention to

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a certain thing, point and look at it at the

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same time. Congratulations. You may now move about the rest

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of your life with this information and hopefully you are

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now better prepared to be a dog owner. Also in

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dog news, if your pets are microchipped, there is a

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company that is based in Texas that has apparently gone

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out of business, leaving a number of people wondering, well,

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what about what about microchips and my pets? It's not

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all bad, according to one of the major microchip manufacturers,

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Save This Life. The company is called Save This Life.

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They no longer exist due to a franchise tax involuntary

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involuntary franchise tax. The business's tax status is not good

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according to the Texas Controller's Office, and the registration or

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certificate was in it as a result of a tax

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forfeiture or administrative forfeiture by the Texas Secretary of State.

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If your pets microchip starts with nine to nine to

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one or nine zero zero one six ' four, then

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you have one of Save This Life's microchips. But according

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to one expert, you don't have to worry about it

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too much because you can take that current chip and

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register it with a new company using the same chip.

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Yeah, I would have to do that. I think both

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because they're rescue dogs. I think both of mine were

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from that, so I think it's an.

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Yeah, well check your records if you have it, and

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if not, take them to the vet, have them scan

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it real quick, and I'm sure they can give you

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a number for one of the other companies to call

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it to register. And if you don't have your chip,

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I can't talk today. If you don't have your pet microchip,

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we highly recommend it here in the treehouse. I also

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highly recommend it to your elder family members. We can't

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all depend on the silver alerts on the text dot billboards.

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I always see those of them who cares if they're lost.

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They're lost.

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At that I always wonder. I always wonder, are they

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really lost or did they run away? Like they're doing

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this on purpose, Like maybe there's a reason why they've disappeared.

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They don't want to be caught.

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My father had dementia.

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If that would have come up, I'd been like, sounds good,

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keep trucking, buddy.

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It's just it's just the Bollywood version of Highway to

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Heaven that needs to be remade. I can't wait for

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the fight scenes and the dance numbers.

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It's a big topic on the show recently.

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I don't know.

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I mean only fans kind of falls into the category

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of I guess porn, right, porn, yep, I guess you know,

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back in the old days, I mean, we all had

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playboys and magazines.

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If you're just looking, I think that's more accepted these days.

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But what if you're communicating with the model slash portn star.

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I know Carrie wouldn't want me to do that.

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That to me is the ultimate test. If you wouldn't

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do it in front of your significant other, then you

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probably shouldn't do.

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It right now.

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And I'm telling you right now, Carrie would not accept that,

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So I know I can't do that kind of stuff.

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them chatting with porn stars on Only Fans, but.

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They could I could start an only fan on top

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of people's roofs and we could chat about the roof.

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Like are you clothed or.

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Oh yeah yeah, nobody wants to see this.

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aware that Florida Man is going to Florida all day,

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every day, and it's at such a level now where

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we have to kind of pick and choose is this

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is this the new standard of Florida Man story or

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or are we just you know, kind of raking the

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bottom of the Everglades. I think this particular story holds

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up to the very proud history and tradition of Florida Man. Okay,

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I would like to thank Trey once again for sharing

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this story with us, because I can again only imagine

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what his you know, news alerts must look like each

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and every morning when he wakes up. Between Dank DeMoss

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and Florida Man, I'm intrigued. So here we go, Florida

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Man living up to Florida Man tradition.

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Florida Man Episode twenty eight sixty happens every day. Welcome

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to Florida.

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Now that's a man named Matt Clardy, and he lives

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in a neighborhood. And in this neighborhood, something keeps happening.

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And now they're going to show a video of what

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keeps happening in this Florida neighborhood. Cut to a security

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camera overlooking a driveway and a mailbox, and entering screenwright

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a man on a lawnmower, and the man on the

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lawnmower promptly into the stone reinforced mailbox in the front yard,

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and the mailbox doesn't give, so he flips on over

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the handlebars of his riding lawnmower, greening and crashing into

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the mailbox itself.

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He's on it's it's a standing like one of those

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standing lawnmowers like that. It's writing, but you're standing, not sitting.

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And so then he promptly.

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Stop.

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Let's enjoy that again. He is so still, He really

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is so still when he is approaching the mailbox. I

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don't know if it's if if he's just stoic like

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like he's Spartacus on a chariot going into battle, or

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if he is just so drunkenly oblivious to what's in

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front of him. I'm not sure. Let's watch one more

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time and then we'll play the rest.

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Of the story.

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Here happens every day, does Welcome to Florida.

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You should be arrested and thrown.

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For driving while intoxicated on a lawn.

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The Lee County Sheriff's Office is investigating after a man

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riding a lawnmower mowed down at least two mailboxes.

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All Robert, You're visited it, I'll think, Oh, yes, you did.

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Yeah, you are.

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Yeah, let's see.

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I don't think the guy flipping over the lawnmower against

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the mailbox is the only drunk one in this story.

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I need I need you to take a deep breath ride,

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and I need you to listen. Okay, listen very closely.

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Okay, it on a lawnmower.

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that he's just run into. And as he tries to

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stand up right after he flips over his lawnmower and

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into the mailbox, he's now in this drainage ditch and

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he has difficulties standing straight up, so much so that

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he ends up falling down in it.

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I'm pretty sure that's me.

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I don't know what you did last night?

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Was this spring break? Ninety six?

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Also when you seriously, I think something's wrong with the

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reporter here, listen to her.

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Voice, law, what is it? Trey? I don't know where

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I what city this is out of, but clearly no

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one taught them that.

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You do the voice over after you slow down the video.

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That's exactly what happened, because when they're showing the replay

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of the security camera footage, they slow it down, so

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they put the man in slow mo flopping around in

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the front yard. But Trey's right, they also put the

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reporter's voice over in slow mo. So this this this

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might be an inception level Florida story. Okay, so here

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listen this again.

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He should be arrested and thrown a jail for driving long.

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Now here's a slow montoxicated on a lawnmower.

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The Lee County Sheriff's Office is investigating after a man

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riding a lawnmower mowed down at least two mailboxes a

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Robin Road in San Carlos Park. Deputies are working to

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identify the man behind the wheel.

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Egregious, absolutely disgusting, but it's so funny. I can watch

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it one hundred times. I hope they hope they get him.

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Friday afternoon, Michael Samulinsky's mailbox was destroyed. His neighbor had

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it all on video.

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She said, this is probably going to be the most

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Fliridian experience you've ever experienced.

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Just a few hundred feet down the road another mailbox

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was hit somehow, it's still standard. Neighbors say, the man

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left a steeler's hat and a pair of sunglasses behind.

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You, and.

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The mailbox made a stone.

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its ground.

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Yeah he didn't. No, no, he's not.

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And there's nothing firm about that guy other than his

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resolve to get wherever he's going on that lawnmower. Because

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after he falls into the drainage that he gets up,

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gets back on the lawnmower, reverses, and then goes on

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about his mailbox crashing quest. But then he leaves behind

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some essential items.

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Neighbors say, the man left a steeler's hat and a

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pair of sunglasses behind.

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You, and I hope you at least paid for these

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mailboxes to be fixed.

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Be a man and turn yourself in because you shouldn't be.

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You shouldn't be doing.

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This in San Carlos Park, Madison Adams, Golf Coast News.

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It's the greatest thing I've ever seen.

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The gymnast hitting the pommel horse in the chest is

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now second to this man hitting a stone mailbox.

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Happens every day. Welcome to Florida.

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Newton's third law.

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Air to get Treehouse Plus, Dan and Trey and Raj

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with you inside the Treehouse tray. What was the observation

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you were just making about the the Florida man lawnmower,

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about the Florida lawnmower man crashing into the neighborhood mailboxes.

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I'm worried that Florida man is becoming self aware, which

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which could present problems in the future because self aware

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Florida man might not do Florida man things.

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That's true, we don't want Florida man on you know.

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However, good behavior, alcohol and bath salts will probably you know,

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ease self awareness.

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That combination will always win in the end.

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Yeah, we're aware. I don't think he's aware.

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The tray is right because in that story, the first

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guy talks about how it's such it's a very Florida

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man story. And then another neighbor that they talk to

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in that news package also says it's an extreme Florida

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man Florida story. So while the Florida man that is

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doing these things may not be self aware, the men

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of Florida in general seem to be, which is good.

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It's a start. You gotta start somewhere. And speaking of

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being self aware, I don't know if any of us,

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or I don't know if you will ever be more

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self aware or perhaps self conscious than when you're trying

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to ask out a woman. It's an extremely nerve racking

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thing that most men go through, but not anymore apparently,

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because according to new research, and this is really eye opening,

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almost fifty percent of men aged eighteen to twenty five

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have never asked out a woman in person.

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YEP, sounds about right.

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Forty five percent of men eighteen to twenty five have

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never approached a woman in person for a date. That

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is mind boggling. The study was done by date psychology,

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The trend is attributed to increased risk aversion among younger men,

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with many fearing rejection or social consequences. Seventy four percent

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of women aged twenty five and below expressed a desire

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to be approached more often. So we're seeing it on

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both sides. Men are afraid to ask out women in

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that age group, and women in that age group want

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to be asked out. So now we're just kind of

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at an impasse. It's no man's land.

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Yeah, it's this generation. It's it's the phone.

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Right, you can swipe right, you can hinge, you can tender,

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you can text, grinder.

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Yeah, yeah, all of that stuff.

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So it is act you're at you're right, it's all

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those things. But in addition to those things, the larger picture,

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while still related to the phone, is the backlash opportunities

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for backlash. Let's say let's say a zoomer is out

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and he wants to approach a fellow female zoomer at

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a bar. Well, chances are he's going to stand out

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because it doesn't happen anymore. So she's probably gonna have

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her phone out recording the altercation that's about to occur.

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And then when it goes poorly, which most of the

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time it does if we're being honest, then she's gonna

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post that on social media and everyone's going to see

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what happened. Everyone's going to see him crash and burn,

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and all he wants to do is just is just

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talk to a pretty girl, and now his life is ruined.

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Why can't women approach men?

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Like it's saying women want to be approached, so why

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don't they do the approaching.

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I don't know. That's a great question, Rosh. And this

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is not a brand new topic for us to tackle

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here inside the Treehouse, because we talked about this just

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to you know, two three weeks ago about how women

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today want to be approached but men are afraid to

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do it because of so many bad things that could

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possibly happen. Tracy's this all the time when he's in

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the bars.

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Yeah, I was gonna say that, you work, you see

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women that want to be approached that and guys don't

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do it.

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Oh absolutely, I mean guys at this point are very gunshy,

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especially and that's on top of the fact that just

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gen Z as a whole is kind of socially awkward.

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Yeah, Like, they they don't want to be social.

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No, because it's just texting or social media.

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Or you know, whatever they're they're they're not good at long,

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long form of communication. I guess you would say, I

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mean and and speaking or anything. Because everything they've done

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in their whole lives has been abbreviated texting.

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Uh.

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They hardly ever talk on the phone.

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Entertainment's been abbreviated. Have you guys ever watched you know,

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kid shows in the last ten years? No, Dan, whether

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it's on TV, which really most of an art anymore,

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it's just, you know, it's on iPads and stuff. It's

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all it's all extremely short, quick bursts, and they always

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have to come with the photo sensitive disclaimer because it

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might cause seizures. What did you say, Trey, I missed.

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It, Dan. Uh. What you asked if we've watched kids

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shows in last ten years? So I said, no, Dan,

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we haven't.

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And now it leads to a far bigger question, why

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are you watching children's shows?

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Dan, I'm not.

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Clearly you are, clearly you are.

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No, I'm not. I'm just it's like when you go

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out these days and you see a kid with an iPad.

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You I'm a generally curious person I'm curious to see

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what they're watching.

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Did you know what kids shows are like the last

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ten years?

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No?

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And when I see a kid with an iPad, I

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want to punch him. I don't want to watch what

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he's watching.

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You guys aren't curious about that at all. And Trey,

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your last serious relationship, you know there were kids involved.

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You never saw what they were watching.

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I tried to ignore it.

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Oh maybe that's part of but Nan, I was at

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that point.

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I was around kids and it was natural. You aren't.

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Yeah, where are these kids everywhere?

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Everywhere you go. I'm not gonna be You are not

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going to put me in a corner like this.

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No, No one puts Nickelodeon in the corner.

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I'm an observant person. You see a bunch of kids,

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you know, running around with iPads and stuff. I'm curious

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what they're watching. And it's a bunch of flashy uh

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you know sees you're inducing things going on.

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Did you buy a white van?

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Dan? What kind of Kennedy do you use? Just go

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Classic Chocolate or roadblocks?

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You heard Raj mention it just a little while ago,

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follow us on social media. And speaking of us, I'm Dan,

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that's Trey. He's Raj. And while I'm addressing the two

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of you, you both just from the last time I

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was carrying over into this one today is Thursday, February thirteenth,

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twenty twenty five. We were just talking earlier about one

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of the traditions of Florida. Man. The good news is

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other states sometimes feel left out and want to be

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involved in the stupidest of stupid news stories. And that's

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where East Texas would like to enter the conversation. Game

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Wardens in Texas recently caught a man hunting illegally from

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a porta potty. Now I'm sure what I think that's

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called cruising? Did I say deer hunter or no?

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He just hunting illegal?

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Man. You're right, yeah, I could see how that would

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be confusing. I'm gonna a deer hunter. At least that's

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what he claims. A man claiming to be hunting deer

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was recently apprehended by game wardens in East Texas because

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he says he was hunting deer from a porta potty. Now,

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it's not illegal to hunt from a porta potty. The

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reason I'm saying that is because the way I read

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the headline, that's the question I had. It's like, well,

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you can't from a port Uh. That wasn't the issue.

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The issue was that he took this porta potty and

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he set it up on someone else's land without asking permission.

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So that's what got him in trouble. So he got

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this porta potty, set it up on someone else's property.

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He also spray painted it so it would, you know,

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blend into the woods. So we had like a Camo

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motif spray painted onto this porta potty that he was

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using as a deer blind. The thing is, though I

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don't know how good of a hunter he is, but

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he's very poor at trying to camouflage things. So I'm

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gonna show you now the porta potty that he spray

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painted to a camouflage design. You tell me if that

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looks like a proper Chemo motif or if that just

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looks like someone got really drunk with black, brown and

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green canvas spray paint.

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Was he deer hunting or is it a mo glory whole?

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He was definitely looking for bucks.

476
00:30:12.599 --> 00:30:18.920
Texas game board.

477
00:30:18.960 --> 00:30:22.559
You really know how to ruin a good time seven

478
00:30:22.640 --> 00:30:27.559
or bigger. You'd imagine what his living room looks like.

479
00:30:29.000 --> 00:30:30.480
He's more of a catch and release guy.

480
00:30:36.000 --> 00:30:39.480
I've never gone hunting in my life, but I if

481
00:30:39.480 --> 00:30:44.119
that's camel, I think that looks okay, like, you know,

482
00:30:44.160 --> 00:30:46.359
if you're trying to get truckers or don't. I don't

483
00:30:46.359 --> 00:30:50.039
know what he's trying to catch, but it's very appealing.

484
00:30:54.319 --> 00:30:55.440
I don't know how that works.

485
00:30:55.480 --> 00:31:03.559
But here Bucky, Bucky, big strong, dear.

486
00:31:09.119 --> 00:31:14.920
Well, I mean, I, oh baby, do you think he's

487
00:31:14.920 --> 00:31:16.440
ever said oh, Bambie.

488
00:31:21.000 --> 00:31:23.039
Right after the knock?

489
00:31:28.519 --> 00:31:30.839
I think he's more of a Rudolph Blitzing kind of guy.

490
00:31:36.039 --> 00:31:40.799
Answer there it is.

491
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You're in the treehouse.

492
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Listen is online on air dot com.

493
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501
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Raj Sharma. Quick question related to the previous segment talking

502
00:32:46.720 --> 00:32:50.920
about the hunter in the porta potty in East Texas

503
00:32:51.920 --> 00:32:54.559
in the original village people, where any of those guys

504
00:32:54.640 --> 00:32:55.440
dressed as a hunter?

505
00:33:00.400 --> 00:33:00.519
Uh?

506
00:33:01.279 --> 00:33:08.480
Construction worker? Construction worker? Oh don't you the guy that

507
00:33:08.559 --> 00:33:10.799
nobody remembers from the village people?

508
00:33:11.200 --> 00:33:13.759
All right, so let's start over. So you got construction worker,

509
00:33:14.240 --> 00:33:16.799
police officer, cowboy.

510
00:33:17.160 --> 00:33:23.640
Native American, Native American m big buck hunter?

511
00:33:29.519 --> 00:33:30.400
Found one.

512
00:33:35.119 --> 00:33:36.839
Who was the fifth guy?

513
00:33:37.000 --> 00:33:37.319
All right?

514
00:33:37.400 --> 00:33:39.240
Construction worker police officer?

515
00:33:40.480 --> 00:33:44.599
Uh, sailor Oh, the most obvious.

516
00:33:46.240 --> 00:33:46.720
Hike hard?

517
00:33:47.000 --> 00:33:54.079
Maybe not anyway. Uh, let's do birthdays. Today is Thursday,

518
00:33:54.200 --> 00:33:59.480
February thirteenth, twenty twenty five. Let's celebrate with some birthdays today.

519
00:34:00.440 --> 00:34:05.440
Prince Michael Jackson Junior is twenty eight today. That is

520
00:34:05.799 --> 00:34:10.920
the son of pop legend Michael Jackson and w Rowe.

521
00:34:11.559 --> 00:34:15.320
Daniel Portman from Game of Thrones is thirty three. He

522
00:34:15.360 --> 00:34:20.480
played Padrick Payne. Mina Souvari turns forty six. She's Heather

523
00:34:20.599 --> 00:34:25.360
in the American Pie movies, Kevin Spacey's Downfall in American Beauty.

524
00:34:25.400 --> 00:34:30.199
She's the one that was in the middle of the Roses. Also,

525
00:34:30.280 --> 00:34:34.039
Randy Moss retired NFL Legend and Hall of Famer. He's

526
00:34:34.079 --> 00:34:38.920
forty eight today. British pop singer Robbie Williams is fifty one.

527
00:34:39.920 --> 00:34:43.639
I feel like I saw a headline with Robbie Williams

528
00:34:43.719 --> 00:34:46.800
recently something about how he can't even be recognized on

529
00:34:46.840 --> 00:34:51.079
the street anymore. He had gone from the height of fame.

530
00:34:52.039 --> 00:34:56.599
Now he's just completely obscure and people don't even recognize him.

531
00:34:56.599 --> 00:35:00.719
I guess height of fame is an understand they had

532
00:35:00.760 --> 00:35:04.880
when Take, the band was called Take that when they disbanded,

533
00:35:05.400 --> 00:35:09.360
they in England had to have a hotline because so

534
00:35:09.440 --> 00:35:13.880
many people I think there was four or five in

535
00:35:13.920 --> 00:35:17.000
the first week, committed suicide Jesus, So they had to

536
00:35:17.039 --> 00:35:19.440
have a hotline that you could call into and then

537
00:35:19.800 --> 00:35:21.159
they would talk you off the ledge.

538
00:35:23.400 --> 00:35:26.039
All because the boy band broke up mm hmm.

539
00:35:27.480 --> 00:35:30.400
And he maintained a level of popularity there that I mean,

540
00:35:31.000 --> 00:35:31.840
it didn't really.

541
00:35:33.599 --> 00:35:37.800
Translate over here, but for years and years he was huge.

542
00:35:38.199 --> 00:35:38.440
Yeah.

543
00:35:38.719 --> 00:35:42.280
Yeah, I think he's on the Voice Australia. I think

544
00:35:42.320 --> 00:35:47.480
he's one of the judges. He owns a castle. He's fine, everybody.

545
00:35:47.480 --> 00:35:50.639
Oh yeah, I don't He'll be okay, he's he's he's hit.

546
00:35:50.719 --> 00:35:54.039
He's hit some of the highest, uh, you know, peaks

547
00:35:54.079 --> 00:35:58.599
that any human can as far as fame, notoriety, probably

548
00:35:58.679 --> 00:36:02.519
you know riches as well. So some people's fame is

549
00:36:02.559 --> 00:36:05.719
more fleeting than others. Most of us never never touch it, so,

550
00:36:05.920 --> 00:36:08.280
you know, good on him forgetting it. And honestly, it

551
00:36:08.360 --> 00:36:10.039
might be a bit of a gift because if you're

552
00:36:10.039 --> 00:36:13.719
able to be that well known, that famous, that wealthy

553
00:36:13.800 --> 00:36:16.400
that quickly and then it fizzles out, that might be

554
00:36:16.400 --> 00:36:18.599
a blessing because then you can just kind of enjoy

555
00:36:18.800 --> 00:36:21.199
if you were smart with your money. You can enjoy

556
00:36:21.920 --> 00:36:25.960
the anonymity after the fact, along with the money that

557
00:36:25.639 --> 00:36:27.440
you earned and hopefully saved.

558
00:36:28.400 --> 00:36:33.519
And he also has the greatest story if you're on YouTube,

559
00:36:33.719 --> 00:36:36.920
just pull it up with Graham Norton of a little

560
00:36:36.960 --> 00:36:38.000
Morning Glory.

561
00:36:39.639 --> 00:36:41.400
From a fan in his house.

562
00:36:42.480 --> 00:36:43.320
Oh okay.

563
00:36:44.360 --> 00:36:47.320
He woke up and there was a lady. He thought

564
00:36:47.440 --> 00:36:51.320
that was the cleaning lady, and she's like, do you

565
00:36:52.239 --> 00:36:52.679
are you?

566
00:36:53.559 --> 00:36:54.119
Are you up?

567
00:36:56.039 --> 00:37:00.320
And he was young and said yeah, and then she

568
00:37:00.519 --> 00:37:03.679
proceeded to pleasure him clean.

569
00:37:04.760 --> 00:37:05.760
Huh clean.

570
00:37:05.960 --> 00:37:08.480
He said he thought she was the cleaning lady, and

571
00:37:08.519 --> 00:37:09.400
then she cleaned him up.

572
00:37:09.800 --> 00:37:10.199
Mm hmm.

573
00:37:11.360 --> 00:37:14.679
And he went down to one of his buddies, like

574
00:37:14.679 --> 00:37:17.719
the cleaning lady is weird, and they're like, no, that's

575
00:37:17.760 --> 00:37:22.559
Cheryl from the pub. So it was just it was

576
00:37:22.599 --> 00:37:24.440
just a random lady that got into his house.

577
00:37:25.960 --> 00:37:29.119
Well better than being murdered.

578
00:37:29.960 --> 00:37:31.800
I mean, that's that's good housekeeping.

579
00:37:34.360 --> 00:37:36.239
I can't even get a mint on my pillow.

580
00:37:38.800 --> 00:37:40.239
You know, you're a rock star, win.

581
00:37:43.639 --> 00:37:44.119
Yeah.

582
00:37:44.159 --> 00:37:46.639
The poors don't get woken up in such a fashion,

583
00:37:47.639 --> 00:38:03.400
at least not my strangers they end up in. So

584
00:38:03.440 --> 00:38:05.639
I'm gonna laugh about so much from this show all

585
00:38:05.760 --> 00:38:10.360
damn day you uh so? You said after uh so?

586
00:38:10.519 --> 00:38:14.079
The the boy band Robbie Williams was in. Uh And

587
00:38:14.119 --> 00:38:18.280
then people committed suicide because they were so multiple.

588
00:38:17.840 --> 00:38:21.239
People, yeah, multiple multiple. I think it was girls. Multiple

589
00:38:21.239 --> 00:38:23.840
girls committed suicide.

590
00:38:23.639 --> 00:38:29.440
If you know, if I've wondered this a couple of

591
00:38:29.480 --> 00:38:32.679
times over the years. If you're going into a boy

592
00:38:32.719 --> 00:38:35.519
if you're going into a boy band scenario like you're

593
00:38:36.320 --> 00:38:39.599
what you wondered about, Dan, This is Nickelodeon.

594
00:38:39.679 --> 00:38:40.400
What is going on?

595
00:38:40.519 --> 00:38:40.679
Dan?

596
00:38:42.039 --> 00:38:42.719
No, I'm just saying.

597
00:38:45.800 --> 00:38:48.039
No. All I'm saying is if you.

598
00:38:48.000 --> 00:38:50.719
Are in a room and you're surrounded by a boy band.

599
00:38:51.800 --> 00:38:59.800
No, I'm just saying. If you're a If you're a

600
00:39:00.480 --> 00:39:04.519
you're dancer and someone shows up trying to recruit you,

601
00:39:10.920 --> 00:39:12.360
I'm glad you're having fun.

602
00:39:15.039 --> 00:39:15.719
The audiences.

603
00:39:20.719 --> 00:39:23.559
If you're a singer, you're a dancer, you're very talented,

604
00:39:23.639 --> 00:39:25.760
and some guy shows up and says he wants you

605
00:39:25.840 --> 00:39:28.079
to groom or he wants to groom or get you

606
00:39:28.119 --> 00:39:31.920
to join this boy Ben, I'm just gonna stop.

607
00:39:35.440 --> 00:39:39.559
You're listening to the Treehouse. Visit us online at Treehouse

608
00:39:39.639 --> 00:39:52.920
on air dot com.

609
00:39:53.199 --> 00:39:54.760
You're in the treehouse.

610
00:39:55.559 --> 00:40:00.000
Visit us online a Treehouse on air dot com.

611
00:40:00.559 --> 00:40:03.760
Do you really want to tell us something? We'll talk

612
00:40:03.800 --> 00:40:06.159
back to us right here inside the treehouse. Go to

613
00:40:06.199 --> 00:40:09.400
Treehouse on air dot com. Click on the microphone in

614
00:40:09.480 --> 00:40:12.519
the lower right hand corner. That little microphone icon in

615
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the lower right hand corner and leave us a message.

616
00:40:15.360 --> 00:40:18.480
Talk back to the Treehouse today at Treehouse on Air

617
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dot com. That's Treehouseonair dot com Daniel Malley along with

618
00:40:22.639 --> 00:40:26.960
Trade Trenholm and Raj Sharma, just one more piece of

619
00:40:27.000 --> 00:40:30.880
business here inside the Treehouse on Thursday, February thirteenth, twenty

620
00:40:31.000 --> 00:40:35.199
twenty five. We all remember the Titan submersible and the

621
00:40:35.239 --> 00:40:39.719
tragedy that befelled it. As it reached a certain depth,

622
00:40:40.000 --> 00:40:48.199
it imploded, killing all a board. It's been not really

623
00:40:48.239 --> 00:40:51.760
a mystery because they know what happened. I think one

624
00:40:51.760 --> 00:40:54.519
of the mysteries is trying to figure out who would

625
00:40:54.519 --> 00:40:59.639
get on that thing. So there is a fascination to

626
00:40:59.719 --> 00:41:03.679
the Tye and submersible story, and we're guilty of we

627
00:41:03.760 --> 00:41:07.119
followed it. I follow it fairly closely. Anytime I see

628
00:41:07.159 --> 00:41:10.159
a headline with Titan submersible, I have a tendency to

629
00:41:10.199 --> 00:41:13.679
click on it, especially when I see a headline that

630
00:41:13.880 --> 00:41:22.400
says the National Oceanic and Atmospheric Administration. NOAH has released

631
00:41:22.519 --> 00:41:25.719
the sounds of what they believe to be the titaned

632
00:41:25.760 --> 00:41:32.360
submersible explosion. This is new just this week, so NOAH

633
00:41:32.400 --> 00:41:37.760
has released the sounds that they believe are the sounds

634
00:41:37.760 --> 00:41:40.880
that the Titan submersible made as it exploded. And we're

635
00:41:40.880 --> 00:41:43.559
going to share that with you now inside the treehouse.

636
00:41:55.559 --> 00:41:56.440
Did you guys catch it?

637
00:41:58.559 --> 00:41:58.639
So?

638
00:41:58.800 --> 00:42:00.719
Did they?

639
00:42:03.480 --> 00:42:04.159
One more time?

640
00:42:05.199 --> 00:42:11.840
Newly released audio from Noah the Audio Recorder documenting the

641
00:42:11.840 --> 00:42:22.400
suspected sounds of the Titan submersible implosion of twenty twenty three.

642
00:42:27.559 --> 00:42:34.920
So sad, so sad.

643
00:42:39.599 --> 00:42:44.119
Look for anyone that ever thinks we are crude, rude,

644
00:42:44.559 --> 00:42:51.519
mean towards any of the subjects in these news stories. Yeah,

645
00:42:51.920 --> 00:42:57.000
but but if we were the subjects in any of

646
00:42:57.000 --> 00:42:59.679
these news stories, I would not only expect, but I

647
00:42:59.719 --> 00:43:02.800
would hope that you guys would make fun of this.

648
00:43:03.280 --> 00:43:07.199
If I got into that sub and it imploded two

649
00:43:07.280 --> 00:43:10.920
miles beneath the surface of the ocean, I want you

650
00:43:10.960 --> 00:43:12.119
to make fun of me for it.

651
00:43:13.199 --> 00:43:18.320
Okay, let's go go back to the first story of

652
00:43:18.360 --> 00:43:18.639
the day.

653
00:43:18.760 --> 00:43:20.840
You're talking about training dogs.

654
00:43:22.159 --> 00:43:25.440
Yeah, Austrian science revealed how to get dogs to pay

655
00:43:25.480 --> 00:43:26.159
attention and.

656
00:43:26.079 --> 00:43:28.280
They got on their knees and they pointed and stared.

657
00:43:29.760 --> 00:43:32.280
Is that how how Tara has used trained for the strap?

658
00:43:36.119 --> 00:43:38.000
Does she just point and stare at the poor putty

659
00:43:40.079 --> 00:43:43.320
in there now you both.

660
00:43:46.679 --> 00:43:48.960
And also, how can you tell the difference between that

661
00:43:49.079 --> 00:43:50.039
sound and a whale fart?

662
00:43:50.840 --> 00:43:57.599
I don't know how. Who gets that job? Give it

663
00:43:57.599 --> 00:43:58.880
to Steve. He knows the difference.

664
00:44:00.039 --> 00:44:02.079
I think that's I think that's the I think that's

665
00:44:02.079 --> 00:44:07.800
a blue whale. This one, this one, sir, Yeah, that's

666
00:44:07.800 --> 00:44:09.039
a tube of idiots.

667
00:44:13.679 --> 00:44:16.079
Either way we ever, Yeah, if we ever start a band,

668
00:44:16.519 --> 00:44:18.039
it's gonna be called tube of idiots.

669
00:44:21.199 --> 00:44:24.920
Uh, apropos of nothing. I had this thought earlier today.

670
00:44:25.440 --> 00:44:29.760
Have you guys ever been so hard that you couldn't

671
00:44:29.800 --> 00:44:35.760
look back at it?

672
00:44:35.920 --> 00:44:37.719
Just me? I need the question again?

673
00:44:39.119 --> 00:44:44.639
All right, hang on, have you ever been so hard

674
00:44:45.280 --> 00:44:46.239
that you can't look back?

675
00:44:48.679 --> 00:44:50.840
H I'm usually not the one in the front.

676
00:44:55.480 --> 00:44:55.800
Thank you.

677
00:44:55.880 --> 00:45:01.639
Ros For all things Threehouse, go to Treehouseonair dot com.

678
00:45:01.679 --> 00:45:04.440
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679
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680
00:45:07.599 --> 00:45:09.760
it's at the Daniel Mallley. For Trey, it's at Trey

681
00:45:09.800 --> 00:45:13.960
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682
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