The Stupidest Fight of the Century | The Treehouse Podcast

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Damn it. It is time to
leave your worries outside and join me Dan

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ol Mallley, Trade Trendholm and Raz
Sharma right here inside the Treehouse. Thank

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you for joining us on day number
two of Treehouse Gone Wild. It is

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spring break inside the Treehouse. So
let's not waste any time. Time is

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precious. Let's get stupid. And
uh, I don't know if there's anything

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stupider than a man challenging Mike Tyson
to a boxing match. But that's where

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Jake Paul's enters the conversation Jake Paul
Mike Tyson Live on Netflix July twentieth at

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AT and T Stadium otherwise known as
Jerry World in Arlington. Because not enough

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stupid happens inside that building enough already, each year you have to have the

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murdering of Jake Paul in front of
one hundred thousand people to the list of

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stupid h Here's here's the even crazier
thing. There's there's more. Mm hmm

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okay, Jake Paul's favored mm hmmm. Shut the fuck up. Uh wait,

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hang on, I have already.
I don't know if anyone really took

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that seriously. And let me make
sure you're here. Uh say that again,

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Trey, Jake Paul is favored.
Shut the up somehow, somehow carries

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more weight when you throw the beep
in. It's like it's like it's like

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when you when you throw the beep
in, the f meant more. So

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you had to because people wouldn't be
able to handle it. You got to

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go shut the gop by how much
Tyson is plus three twenty five? I

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would like to take a thousand dollars
and put that on Mike Tyson, please

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right here, right now? Uh, Trey, call your bookie slash a

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sponsor for me. Man, the
minute I saw that, lock in that

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rate, That's exactly what I did, honest to God, to me,

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it's more important to lock in that
Mike Tyson plus us how much it's more

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important to lock in that rate than
it is a home mortgage rate. Now,

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the people that are doing the odds, I'm assuming have not seen because

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it's it's been like re released in
the last couple of days. Is Mike

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Tyson training? I don't know.
You guys have seen last year? Yeah?

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Oh yeah? Is it just made
or did anyone anyone else noticed that

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as a fifty seven year old Mike
Tyson is destroying those those pads as he's

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moving around the ring with the aggression
of an early twenties something year old Mike

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Tyson. Anyone noticed that he looked
like he seemed a little hard or is

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that just? Is that just let's
go back to the gambling line. So

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you were you were just staring at
his jump the whole time he was No,

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No to me, I mean,
when when it's bouncing around like that,

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I mean, it's it's hard not
to notice. Okay, I was,

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I was. I was looking at
his hand technique, and yeah,

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looking at it, looking at something
else. No, I've noticed the hand

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technique as well. I just I'm
gonna observe an individual. I take picture.

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Yeah, no, I take in
the whole picture, and I noticed

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that. So not only not only
is he's still clearly in fighting shape,

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but he's really excited to be doing
it. Yes, I think I think

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it's bad enough if you were to
agree. I don't care what the dollar

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amount is, because that's that's the
uh, the hypothetical we've all asked each

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other since we first saw Mike Tyson
fight at like the age of nineteen,

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how much would it take for you
to step in the ring with Mike Tyson

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and Jake Paul's gonna do it.
It's bad enough. Just imagine the reality

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is setting in. Forget the dollar
amount that was agreed upon, the reality

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that would said in. As soon
as you step foot inside the ring with

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Mike Tyson staring at you wanting to
destroy you. That's bad enough. But

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then if you look down and see
that he's a wrecked, doesn't that just

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make it worse? You get wrecked, he's a wrecked. That's just what

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happens. So and if he walked
like when you when it comes time to

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touch gloves, if he says,
uh, you know something along the lines

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of un't get my twenty million out
of you, it's like, oh God,

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which party? When it comes time
to touch gloves and you guys,

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he steps in front of you,
He's like, that's not my glove.

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Sorry about that, buddy, Please
God, don't treat me like robbing gibbons.

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It's pretty bad when when you'd prefer
to be Evander Holyfield in that situation.

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Yeah, has anybody talked to like
it caused? H I? Don't

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you guys remember the fight with Michael
Spinks? But uh, it. He

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suffered permanent brain damage in that fight. Lasted nineteen seconds. That's all I'm

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trying to say is he lasted nineteen
seconds and suffered permanent brain damage. Well,

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and everyone's talking about the fight he
did last year with Roy Jones Junior.

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People don't understand how good of a
fighter Roy Jones Junior was, Like

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he possibly was pound for pound,
probably was a better fighter all around than

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Mike Tyson. Yeah yeah, And
I'm glad you mentioned that, Dray,

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because the height of Roy Jones Junior
was the height of my boxing watching cycle,

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like watching HBO boxing Larry Merchant and
what's his name the play by play

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guy, watching Roy Jones Junior,
Prince something guy that was really fast,

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like all these great names that I
saw, And you're right, Roy Jones

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Junior was phenomenal. And I still
keep thinking though that my guys is gonna

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kill Jake Paul and we're all gonna
be watching it. Oh yeah, I

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totally agree. I mean, if
now, if somehow Jake Paul, if

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it goes past maybe two rounds,
maybe he has a chance. I was

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gonna say, I was gonna say
I'd be surprised if it went after three

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but then again, maybe maybe they'll
make a show out of it. I

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don't know. No, Oh,
they'll make a show out of it.

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His funeral definitely the best watching YouTube
thing ever. Yeah, this is uh

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my guess is if it's if he
goes because you have to also understand this

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is like Mike Tyson, Mike Tyson
in therapy. So he's like, he's

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very zen, Like I don't know
if he saw the Joe Rogan interview and

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I was like, you know,
you got Paul called out by uh Logan

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Paul or whoever it was to fight
him. He's like, no, I

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think it's awesome. I think it's
it's great. It's it's wonderful to have

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the opportunity. I'm like, what
what happened to Like, I'm gonna eat

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it hot and then I'm gonna bury
his children, Like what happened to that

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guy? Maybe maybe he's learned finally
not to say the out. Maybe he's

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finally learned not to speak his thoughts. Oh, so he's internalizing everything.

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That's what we want, which is
why you don't get in the ring with

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Mike Tyson. And I don't care
what his mental state. I just like

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to box everything up and then it's
very deep down inside my soul. I

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feel I hear the bell ring,
I feel bad for his kids, Like,

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no, no, just internalize that, Mike, internalize that. Just

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put that in. He doesn't have
any kids and he never will. Okay,

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that's just let's not let's not do
that. It's just a boxing match.

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And that was something I was like. I posted on that was on

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on Twitter x whatever the hell it's
called today on Elon's fan page. I

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posted when I first saw the video
announcement from Netflix, Jake Paul, Mike

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Tyson, Jill twenty if Netflix Live, Jerry World, whatever I said,

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Can I preemptively report a murder because
it's like one of those murder misters,

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Like I like to report a murder, like I'm already starting up a side

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project podcast about the murdering of Jake
Paul. I like to report a murder.

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Well, where did it happen?
It hasn't happened yet ominously, but

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it's going too. Yeah. If
I my thing is this like the balls

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that he has to have, assuming
he watched the training video and just looked

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at that and went, yeah,
I want to fight that guy. I

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don't care if he's I know,
he's twenty six and Tyson's fifty seven.

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But Tyson's a different fifty seven,
yeah, right, like wildly different fifty

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seven, Like like twenty six year
old Jake Paul versus forty four year old

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danel Mallick. He gonna kill me, right, Yeah. But I'm not

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Mike Tyson at any age. I
never was, never well be No,

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I wouldn't fight Mike Tyson at ninety
seven. No, I mean, you

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might have a shot if he's ninety
seven and you're forty four, Like you

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might have you might have a little
bit of a chance maybe, But I

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did. Like though, It's like
so when I posted on when I posted

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online saying like can I preemptively report
a murder? Someone had responded, It's

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like guy, it's like he was
like, Dan, don't worry about it.

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It's it's just an exhibition about blah
blah blah, And like, no,

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huh huh, that's what Apollo Creed
thought. Look what happened to him.

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This could very well be a life
imitating art situation. Yeah, I

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just uh, I don't know how
you decide you're that that's what you want

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to do. That's like you know
what, this is a fun and he

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hasn't really fought. I mean,
okay, Jake Paul like he fights people

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on his on his terms, like
he's fighting m m a guys in a

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boxing ring. Okay, that's there
in lines the difference, right, didn't

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he he lost to Tommy Morrison?
Didn't Jake Paul just lose? I mean

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he lost a Tommy Morrison still fighting. I want to say it was it

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was a no name guy. I
mean, I I think I just see

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him take on Butterbean. That would
be awesome. I think he's doing it

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just because he's he realizes that this
whole boxing thing has come to an end

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and he's got one good payday left
and this is it, and well he

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did. It's a boozy. Jake
Paul did say the same day that the

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fight was announced as we can find
it real quick, saying, uh here

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here it is on a On March
seventh. Last week, Jake Paul tweeted

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out promotion, promotion, promotion.
If I'm being honest, I don't need

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that the biggest fight of the twenty
first century and the biggest NFL stadium in

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broadcast live on the biggest streaming platform
in the world. That's the MVP way.

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I think that's his company. Whether
you're tuning in on Netflix or showing

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click more, showing out in person, whether your team pauler team Tyson,

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whether you're a lifelong boxing fan or
watching your first fight, You're not gonna

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want to miss this event. Cannot
be more excited to make this amazing fight

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available to all Netflix subscribers along with
the hardest hitter of all time, Mike

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Tyson, Saturday July twentieth. My
sights are said, I'm becoming a world

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champion, and now I have a
chance to prove myself against the greatest heavyweight

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champion of the world, the baddest
man on the planet, and the most

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dangerous boxer of all time. Time
to put Iron Mike to sleep. So

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I think I've cracked the code on
this with Jake Paul versus Mike Tyson.

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Okay, we really in life don't
get the opportunity to choose when and where

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we die. It's usually I did
for us. Jake Paul has found a

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way to make it happen for himself, and we're all just gonna pay whatever

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it is to to see it.
And I'll be there among them. Yeah,

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I I it was Tommy Fury.
I think that's who you were thinking

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of. Oh yeah, okay,
yeah, because I was like Tommy Morrison,

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I got Tommy Tommy Fury. But
yeah, and he lost tom Yeah,

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and he did lose legitimately lost to
Tommy Fury. So uh, now

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you're gonna fight Mike Tyson. Okay, Yeah, that's the that's mhm.

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Again. If you're watching the training
video and and Jake Paul is like,

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you know what I gotta I gotta
go out on a high note, and

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like, what's the best way to
go out death? Okay, let's let's

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sign Tyson. Let's let's get him
on board. I can't imagine that phone,

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Like, I can't imagine. I
just want to see Tyson's face when

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he got the call. I think
I think it's pretty Uh, I can

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see it. I can see.
It's easy he to imagine. Mike answers

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the phone and someone asks the question
that you don't hear. You just see

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Mike answer the phone. It's a
it's a close up of his face.

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He answers the phone that's coming in
from Jake Paul's people, and he he

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you hear the murmuring like in uh
and then and then Mike Tyson says,

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yeah, I'll kill a white boy. I'm a huckleberry. And then he

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gets an erection and leads him to
the correction of the ring. And how

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you mentioned Jake Paul. He likes
to fight people on his terms. Well,

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if Mike Tyson walks in the ring
like that, then he's gonna be

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well, hey, that that that
No, that's not a lot. That's

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like can imagine, just like Jake
Paul just in the court, Like Mike

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Tyson makes his answer to Jake Paul's
just warming up. He's like, hey

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man, quick question. Yeah,
what's up Jake? Is he hard?

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You mean hard to beat? No? Looking down hard? Yeah, Mike

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Tyson's corner. He doesn't need a
cut man, he just has a fluffers.

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If you will so, I'm curious
Jacqueline. Have have you ever gone

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wild on spring break? Nom?
Nope, I he ain't even I never

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did a traditional spring break. I
never went to Galveston. I never went

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to what's the other one in the
valley South Padre. I never did so

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I never went to your friend to
McAllen or something. It's like, oh,

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that is not a typical spring break
destination. I never did the typical.

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But just I know, we talked
about Vegas last. I always flew

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myself to Vegas instead because it's like, uh, just a playground. I

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and I love doing the non traditional
stuff. Again, I don't gamble,

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so we would rent dune buggies and
go through the desert. I've taken a

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helicopter ride over the Strip and again
groupon group on groupon because I'm cheap,

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so I always took myself to Vegas. I'm so boring. I never went

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to the beach. I went to
the beach later in life. I'm sorry,

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but going to Vegas for spring break
doesn't exactly check the box of boring,

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not even close. It doesn't.
But it's not your traditional girl's gone

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wild on the beach. Woo.
You know you know what? The women

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can still go Woo and Wild in
Vegas. So I mean it's not like

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it's a beach specific activity. So
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the break. What was it you
were trying to tell us about Mike Tyson.

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It's when he went to prison.
I don't know how much truth there

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is to the story, but it
was a it was a fantastic story.

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I think it was like right as
the Internet was like becoming a thing.

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Is when he went to prison.
There was a story that there was an

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inmate that you know, everybody wants
to be the tough guy in prison,

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and Mike Tyson went to jalhen there's
always gotta be that one guy, like

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all whoop his ass, and so
somebody went to fight Mike Tyson. And

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I believe if I remember it correctly, so long ago, but I believe

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he snapped both of his arms,
like he broke together guys, but both

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of his arms. And that was
the only fight he ever got into in

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prison because they saw the result,
which was he broke both the guy's arm

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like that is yeah, that's and
that's like and if you if that guy

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would have won, don't you think
he wins prison? Like if like prison

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was a game, like he won, like they should let you out,

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Like that should be well, yeaht
of a judge at that point, you

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actually did win the real life version
of Mike Tyson's punch out, and you

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should be able to again. You
should be able to go to the judge

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and be like, Okay, what's
what is it you want? I'd like

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to get out of prison. You
know you're serving a life sentence. I

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beat up Mike Tyson. It's like, you know what time served? No,

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I think that. I think that's
more reason to keep him locked up.

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The guy that yeah, it's like, you know what to tell you.

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We'll let you out of this prison
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Max, or you become part of
some secret government pro you're just going to

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run the world punching terraces in the
face. Yeah, I mean that's actually

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a good program. I just don't
want to find any guy that got a

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face tattoo when they weren't popular,
you know what I mean, Like they

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weren't in style, and he's like
put that on my face, Like,

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okay, buddy, that sounds good. Well. And there was also the

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story that in this one I believe
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was younger. He's he he loves
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racing pigeons specifically or just pigeons.
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it's kind of a common thing in
New York to have rooftop pigeon cages and

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things. And someone killed his pigeons
or a pigeon, and then he destroyed

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that person physically. It didn't kill
them. I guess he decided to stop

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short and be merciful. But that's
one of those stories. It's like,

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that's what he did when you did
that to his bird. Yeah, that's

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what That's what I'm saying, Like, this is this, this is therapy,

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Mike. This is like Mike,
you know, the urge to kill.

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Yes, shove it down, shove
it down inside like we're not gonna

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talk about it anymore. Okay,
sounds good. And then and then it's

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baby steps, trying to find a
healthy outlet for the rage. Yeah,

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and then Jake calls, people call, and then the therapist says, I've

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got your outlet. I have your
next victim, I mean outlet, I

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have your outlet, your victim.
That's wrong. Yeah, that's gonna be

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I cannot I give it thirty seconds. The therapist is a hypnotist, because

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carry it. When you hear the
bell, when you hear Robin Gibbons three

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times on the ship, My god, the first ten rows of that boxing

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match is going to look like a
bloody Gallagher event. Oh all right,

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there is there is something that might
be uh, not as stupid as challenging

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Mike Tyson to an actual boxing match, but still pretty stupid on the on

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the stupid scale, and that is
have you guys seen the videos of I

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think it's an actual competition now power
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I guess it's origins are, like
a lot of things. It probably started

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in the streets with you know,
two dudes in a bar having a disagreement,

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say let's take it outside. When
they went outside, they said,

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okay, okay, open hand only
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I get one slap? And then
power Slap was born. I don't know

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the origin of it. I just
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And now it's an honest to goodness
competition and it's bad. Yeah, it's

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there's a lot of uh so it's
Dana White's the same guy from UFC,

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and he doesn't care about anybody's actual
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by past CTE MMA Fight are suffering
from ct And now there's a whole thing

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on this power slap thing because now
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know if you see that. They
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they did not have mouth cards,
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it's not like it's not this is
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I'm assuming like it's sort of like
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of your hand and you're supposed to
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saw I saw a diagram online.
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hand for a normal slap, right, you use the back half that includes

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the palm I think in the power
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doing some serious damage. Yeah,
they should also have an iced t tutorial

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of the pimp slap like that as
scene on SVU. But I would also

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watch if you could get pimps slapping
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to the power slap thing because I
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thing. I've seen, Like when
you see the chalk fly off of people's

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face, I'm like, that is
I just laughed too hard and I'm like,

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I feel bad because I'm laughing at
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don't know that's that's not mm hmm. It's been around for a while.

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that somehow probably started in Russia along
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mma matches inside of a locked car. See that, and I'm like,

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yeah, that that's that's that's probably
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uh. They actually have because I
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has started the parent organization, like
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I guess you go to Vegas and
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order to do that, it's sort
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To get there, I guess as
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the satellite power slap meets and win
those and progress and until you can get

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to the big stage in Vegas.
And I guess they had one in Dallas

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a couple of weeks ago, because
I wanted to share this with you guys.

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There's a this was in Dallas and
it was a power slap competition something

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and it's two guys standing in front. There's a referee I guess, standing

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in between the two of them.
Yeah, and it seems very official.

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this in Treehouse TV on YouTube at
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point is this power slap I guess
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and then move up before you get
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one, this is from Dallas,
You've got two guys standing in front of

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each other. They're going to take
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web Chapel Extension sign over their heads. You got a very official looking referee

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in an old school mAb's logo shirt
with oversized shorts. And this is what

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happens when you do the power slap
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Okay, okay, the slap one
may that's a hard slap. The problem

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is, I think that guy only
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The second guy uses the back half. Here we go two. He

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hit him so hard. Not only
did it take him off his feet for

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it what looks to be a t
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a black curtain into another room,
sent him back to his childhood. It

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did. He did have the same
form as my mother, who was who

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was the Mike Tyson of her time. But let's watch this again and listen

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really closely, because I think there's
there's when you hit someone so hard,

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there is some visceral some visceral reactions
now you just can't control. And and

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this power slap did that to this
guy. Go back to it. Now

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he's winding up, he's getting himself
ready. Okay, here we go.

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Here comes the slap. Yeah,
that's a that's a hard slap, Papa,

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can you hear me? Oh man, wow, this is uh you

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know? And I and again I'll
do a race thing. I thought it

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was a white people only thing,
but now I mean it's getting it's the

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beauty of it. It's getting everybody
involved. So you're right because this appears

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to be what like two Hispanic gentlemen. Yes, so I mean regulation,

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it's a testament to the sport.
It is very inclusive. That's an overriding

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principle that stupid knows no color.
To that end, I would like to

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be here in the treehouse. Everyone
is welcome and that's not a whoop thing

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that just because we're cool. Yeah, just don't slap any of us please.

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Like these guys are looking at it
a sport and I'm like, oh,

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third grade, I remember that.
I'm just reliving childhood trauma. That's

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what I'm second. I'm like,
oh, I remember that day. I

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mean a b I talked back.
I asked for seconds. Remember that story

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I told you about my Masters of
the Universe TV trade covered in syrup,

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he went to the curtain. It
was actually a solid wall, laughing through

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the pain. That's what we do
here in the treehouse. Oh. That

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including And it's not often we tease
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