The Treehouse LIVE! | March 15, 2024 | The Treehouse Podcast

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It is time time believe your worries
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And by us, I of course
mean me Channel Malley, Trey Trenholm,

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Raj Sharma and back for her second
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and Them show on lone Star ninety
two five. The One and Only Anna

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Dahara. Welcome back into the Treehouse. Anna, Thank you always get to

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join you guys, missed you last
week. I know, I know,

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but thanks for thanks for filling in. No problem. Well yeah no with

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there nobody knows how the joy One
of the things that I mean, we

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have to we have to file certain
things with the EEO and so they notice,

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like if you go away and another
white person. Yeah anyway, Welcome

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You're going never heard the chat and
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was like, well, must have
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just jumped in. That's the good
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room. The couch is really really
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looked up and I saw Tracy in
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Fredy. Very excited. Lots of
things playing today. I'm going to tell

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you about a very tragic event that
happened in our house last night here in

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just a minute, but also coming
up today. I'm not sure exactly what

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we're calling it. If it's the
Dan Knack, the Magnificent O'Malley the or

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Killarney mac something. Whatever it is, we're ripping off Johnny Carson and we're

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doing that today. Very excited for
that. Also, Ana Daharo, you

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not is going to be doing a
live traffic report at least one, yes,

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maybe two, maybe too, if
we can convince her to do some

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extra work for free, if she's
not all tired from doing it. On

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a Bow show this morning on lone
star. Now fine, high over the

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treehouse. That's right, Yeah,
you will be flying high over the treehouse.

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Did the party chiuaha? Get enough
for rest. I did a good

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week, and we will also enjoy
a visit from our friends at Pause in

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the City telling us about some free
friends available for adoption and for fostering,

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along with a special announcement about Vermafest
twenty twenty four happening right here today inside

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the treehouse. We will be making
that announcement with Kaylin in about twenty five

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minutes or so, so that to
look forward to. And now I must

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start with the tragic event inside the
O'Malley treehouse last night. Oh no,

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did you get hit by the tornado? Did not get hit by a tornado?

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Yeah? No, baseball size hill
no no, no. Yeah.

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Well, you guys were dealing with
North Texas weather. I was dealing with

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a special type of predicament, and
that's called bat in the bedroom. Oh

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my mm hmmm yeah, flying yeah, flying rodent, flying rodents, perpetual

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rabies, carriers, night stalkers,
the thing you see right before you get

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bitten in the neck and dreamed of
all your blood. Dan, Yes,

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I have got I'm gonna just go
out here on a limb and step out

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and say, listen, I'm proud
of you, because if it were me,

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there would be nothing but burning embers
in the background. I understand that

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sentiment, and a few of the
people that we've mentioned this to already have

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shared that same sentiment. Trey.
Unfortunately, this is not our house to

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burn down to collect I know,
but I feel this kinship and responsibility to

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our Saint John landlords because while our
house is rented out on Saint Thomas,

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we live here for for my wife's
job and homeless yea, well, and

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let me tell the story and then
you can decide who should be or is

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currently homeless. So you just,
in a low voice, go, I

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am not Batman. I cannot make
that claim for Batman, because at one

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point last night I kind of felt
like him. So I told you guys

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a few weeks ago that there are
bats not in the house, but sort

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of in the little nook in between
the roof and the I forgot what Daniel

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Cook from Cook DFLW Roofing and Restoration
called, but you know, it's like

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the wood part of the roof and
then the actual roof itself. Somewhere in

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between there is where we believe some
bats like to party, and somewhere around

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six am and six pm, you
know, very much on the clock,

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they will come and go. So
like we mentioned before, like the bats

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at the Congress Bridge in Austin,
which you know Trey and Rodg you're very

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familiar with An and I think you've
seen him as well. So at six

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pm they will leave the house and
do some good around the neighborhood because they

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love eating skeeters, and there's lots
of them around here to eat. And

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then around six am they come back. And at both times they have a

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tendency to wake us up. And
by tendency I mean sometimes me Tara all

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the damn time, because they chirp
and their loud and it wakes her up.

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The other night, we're about to
go to bed, Tara goes upstairs

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into the bedroom, but sort of
a loft style. Right, I'm turning

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off some lights and stuff on the
first floor in the kitchen, and what

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could really only be described as a
blood curdling scream. Almost like that,

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Tara just starts shrieking from the bedroom, and to my credit, I did

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not run out the front door and
down the mountain. No. No,

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Instead, I barreled up the stairs
to see what was the matter. And

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I see Tara clutching a pillow and
bella are chihuahua in her lap as she's

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looking towards the ceiling, looking up
into the rafters, and she starts pointing

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and screaming, saying, there's a
bat. There's a bat. There's a

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bat. There's a bat. And
this is where I'd like to ask you

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all. Have you ever had a
moment in your life where you have recreated

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a scene in a movie, Because
in that moment, I was inserted into

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the great outdoors with John Candy and
Dan Ackroyd because I now had to suit

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up and get this bat out of
the house. And so she calls our

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landlord, our Colombian landlord, Kiko, because they live right below us.

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So Keiko, he comes running up
to the house. He comes inside,

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and he's all, you know,
dressed up ready for battle, kind of

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like me. Where you get the
wicker trash, can you stick it over

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your head so it doesn't the bat
doesn't get your eyes. You get some

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gloves on. And I found a
fruit basket, like a wire fruit basket,

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and the handle of a broom.
I'm like, okay, I've now

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got my weapons. And then Keiko
and I went to work, and I

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swear to God, all I could
think of was, am I John Candy

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in this scenario? Or am I
an acroid? Or is it really matter?

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I feel like we're not winning either
way because it's two grown men chasing

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a bat around the house, dressed
up with trash cans on their heads.

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Right, it's a flying Rabies rodent. You should have protection. That just

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burnt the son of bitch down.
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you were, you know. But
it's not like they can't see. They

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see cannot see that they know where
they're going. Shut up. They knew

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what they were doing the right once
we told him he was right about the

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Huckleberry thing, and he got all
big headed and now he's like, well,

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bats can't see. Well, technically
they can't, but they can still

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find you. Yeah. Yes,
But what I'm saying is if they knew,

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like, look, they know where
they're going, then he wouldn't be

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in your room. That you're not. You're making this like it's a conscious

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effort on the bat's bartlo Let's see
what the mallleys are doing today? How

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do I know it wasn't We had
a yummy dinner. Maybe it smelled tasty

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and he wanted to come inside.
What do you think you got a peeping

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bat? Well, now I do. Maybe that's a Maybe that's a that's

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an island, saying like, man, if I could just be a bat

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on the wall. So we're still
trying to figure out how the hell it

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got inside, because you know,
while we had heard them for months,

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we never saw one inside, right, and then all of a sudden,

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this one. I guess. I
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the in the rafters somewhere where the
right takes it to its little bat nest

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and the left somehow gets it inside
the bedroom of the house. But I

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don't know what happened there. It
goes and the bats inside flying around and

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and so we sued it up and
we went to work with a wickard trash

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can on here. Could you see, yes, or were as the bat

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it was? It was so you
could see through the lines. But I

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will freely admit it wasn't one hundred
percent. It wasn't like twenty twenty vision

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yeaheah, were you able to hear
your screams off the wall and like know

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where you were. I was not
screaming. I was not using scream dar

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to find out where I was.
Trey. I just knew I didn't want

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the damn thing biting out my eyes
or sucking my blood or whatever the case

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is. I just knew that as
long as I didn't end up with rabies

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and that thing didn't come near my
wife, I would see it as a

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victory. And and and also was
I John Candy or DNAs How many times

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did you guys hit each other?
Shut up, Raj? So are you

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saying that you did not let out
a scream, a shriek, anything,

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Only when Kiko hit me in the
butt with the mock that was what?

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Oh my. At that point,
I was afraid there was a second bat

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that I hadn't seen yet. I
had always heard that they go after hair.

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Is that true? Well, luckily
I don't have much. I keep

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mine nice and short. But Tara
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that's that's another reason why it was
important to make sure the bat didn't,

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you know, try to nest in
there. This is you and your wife,

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and now there's two bats. No, there's there's just the one.

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Mop was the second one. Yeah, that's right. Yeah, invite goat

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Man over and you've got a hell
party. You're not fine goat Man Batman,

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Mopman with her basket man. Yeah
no. And that's the sad thing

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is, you know, you got
the bat flying around. You want to

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you want to feel cool, you
want to feel like your Christian bale and

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Batman begins. You're like, I'm
gonna stand in the middle of well,

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this one bat instead of like a
thousand, and I'm going to overcome my

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fear of bats and I'm going to
turn into like the Dark Knight. I'm

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gonna fight crime on a tiny island
in the Caribbean or whatever. No,

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no, no, Instead I felt
like John Candy and in the great outdoors.

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The next thing you know, I'm
getting dragged around the water on on

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skis in a boat. You're Wickerman
Wicker basket man. I feel like that's

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the follow up. That's going to
be Nick Cage's next role. So did

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we uh did who caught who eventually
caught the bat guy or Wickerman guy did

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so? And here's it and here
and this is a this is and this

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legitimately bothers me. I'm not proud
of it, but it legitimately bothers me.

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I was the one that grabbed the
capturing tools of the of the fruit

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basket and the broom handle or like
the like you're like just the tip of

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the broom instead of the whole stick. It's just like just like a handheld

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broom. Just the tip works.
Yeah, I mean, there's no there's

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no reason in going overboard. So
it is Kiko all in and you were

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just a tip. Well here's the
thing. He goos Colombian. He's a

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little aggressive. He goes mop deep
and that's and that's why I shrieked yes,

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so uh no. So he he
has the mop with the full handle,

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and that's kind of ridiculous, uh, especially with what he did with

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it. But I've got the fruit
basket and the handheld broom, and I'm

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like, okay, the one to
do is I'm just because this this little

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guy finally landed on a rafter.
He's on a beam, right, he's

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and and he actually he actually covered
up his little his little face, his

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little his little flying rabbid bat face
with his wing and and and it's like,

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oh this is the part where as
a kid that you should be most

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afraid because that's what Dracula would do. He would hide like in front of

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like this, and the bat's doing
the same thing. So it's like,

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as a kid, I'd be scared
to death, thinking this guy, this

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bat's about to change into Dracula and
kill us all. But it wasn't like

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that. Instead, I'm more worried
about Kiko with the mop, and I

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just I see him hiding his little
face, the bat, not Kiko,

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and I know I can just kind
of use the broom and just kind of

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brush him into the fruit basket and
then take him outside, off off into

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the night. Instead, I think
it was planned. Keiko, I guess,

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was trying to get the mop to
hit the bat, and instead my

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ass out in the way, and
that's where the mop ended up. So

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that's when Kiko grabs the fruit basket
and the broom and then he stands on

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the edge of a futan and then
because he's short, and then he just

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kind of swoops it into the basket
and then he covers it with the broom

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and then he says and I quote
and that's uh, and now you know

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how to catch the bats. What
you I was the one that had the

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tools to do and he's making it
seem like I didn't know, Like I'm

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the one that brought this stuff anyway. Yeah, and so we caught the

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bat. We take it downstairs,
We go outside, walk down the mountain

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into the night with a creature of
the night, and and and and we

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let it go, and we live
to tell the tales. There there we

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are. How big was this rodent
with wings? Oh? Use like pterodactyl

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size? And yeah, it was
this big, totally this big. There

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are three things men lie about when
it comes to size, and the other

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one's bats. They fought, but
all right, one at a time.

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Yeah, go for it. Oh, I was gonna say, doesn't the

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bat live? Don't all the bats
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you set this bat where you didn't
it just go back to your house?

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I don't know, maybe, but
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not taking the damn thing to Tortola, okay. And it's got wings,

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there's only so's there's only so much
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leaves. It's gonna know where home
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it. We just wanted it outside
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Gotcha, Okay, I'm just that's
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was gonna go after you let it. It may have come right back.

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I don't know, But all I
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the house last night or this morning. I just want to know what the

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bat said when it got back to
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out for the a holes with the
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meeting business, I don't I think
they probably think that they ran into some

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sort of freaky stuff in the bedroom
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mops shoving into places that they're not
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there was this Colombian shoving a mop
of this dude's ask I've ever seen that's

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like you hear of a Colombian necktie. But I'm not sure that's the Colombian

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swiffer. Yeah, yeah, probably
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and deep ellm Oh you got rid
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beday didn't make a trip, leave
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terrible to clean a beday. I
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had to clean the day now.
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novels gross? The nob is just
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poop on that's what you're doing.
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turn the nob into your ass.
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Club. Funny happens here. Let's
get Daniel Cook from Cook DFW Roofing and

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restoration into the treehouse right now,
give the man a call for your free

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roof inspection eight three to three Cook
DFW the website of course, cookdfw dot

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com. I got called out on
the show yesterday Daniel by Billy the Kid

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and Entrey or buying sub hard toilet
paper. And I'm wondering, am I

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the only one? Have Have you
ever made that mistake by buying cheap toilet

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paper? Dan? I'm right there
with you, man, For before I

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had a wife and knew the difference
between toilet paper. Yeah, it was

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whatever the coupon said or whatever was
had the had the cheapest price on the

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shelf. But then as you mature
as a man and uh you go through

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life's learning curves, your your wife
will explain to you the difference in toilet

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paper and why certain toilet paper is
the only paper that will be used in

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our house. So that is where
we're at currently. I had no clue

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or learning of the ability of toilet
paper shopping until I got married. Now

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you're a full grown husband, man, you use the right toilet paper and

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there's no going back to the cheap
stuff. No, no, you know

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what I will say, You do
get spoiled. And so when you let's

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say you are on the road and
you have to go, there's definitely a

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difference in that that time, you
know, on a racetrack or a QT

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or something even BUCkies, even BUCkies
doesn't have the good stuff. And you

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also don't want to skimp on roofing, which is why I bring this up.

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You want to make sure that you
take care of your backside, and

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you want to make sure that you
take care of your top side. That's

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the roof that you give. Daniel
Cook from Cook DFW Roofing and Restoration a

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call for that free roof inspection.
You get the good stuff, Get good

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toilet paper, get good roofing from
Cook DFW. The phone number eight three

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three Cook DFW, the website cookdfw
dot com. All right, let me

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check in here, Anna, are
you ready? I'm ready? All right,

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Let's see if I got all my
all my ducks in a row ready

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to go here with our very first, totally unnecessary live traffic report inside the

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treehouse. Hang on, let me
find your I did I got to do

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a new music bed for you so
real quick. I have to throw out

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a quick disclaimer. There we go. So when this show was on The

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Eagle way back in the late nineties, Russ, Dan Valerie and other people,

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of course, uh, they did
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Thunder is a classic. And then
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White Lightning with Jonathan Dodge and then
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Black Thunder made its return. While
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think they might still, you know, be a little you know, petty

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on that they owned the name black
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day, there actually was a physical
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But we want to make sure that
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in DFW as opposed to just sitting
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Yes, Tray, it's a bad
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it in. So to that end, we needed to find a new helicopter

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since along with some of the stuff
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which is fine, it's there.
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chopper off of Craigslist, and then
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Ana lives. And are you ready
with traffic? I am ready, all

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right, here we go. It
is twelve thirty nine at KDIK or WTRI.

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We haven't decided yet because it doesn't
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Dallas, Fort Worth, Texas and
Saint John US, Virgin Islands. From

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a tequila drenched traffic center with your
lunch rush traffic and a daharo is in

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the treehouses, Silver thunder, the
silver Thunder, Yes, fine, high

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over GFW and Dan, thank you
so much. Right now in Dallas,

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we do have some slowdowns due to
stalled vehicles. Southbound seventy five. As

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you approach Walnut Hill, we have
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Traffic is slowed from six to thirty
five LBJ and then another stalled vehicle

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in Dallas block is the right lane
westbound thirty at Second Avenue. Traffic stopping

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go in the area. Some construction
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eastbound Highway eighty between law Elston Road
and Lake Ray Hubbard Spillway, Trinity River

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Eastport. Drive carefully flying high over
the treehouse in silver thunder or silver lightning

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Silver Twister. Anna, it's the
Silver Twister. It's the Silver Twister.

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I'm anna Dahara with your traffic on
the treehouse. Was that the Airwolf helicopter?

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No, No, I think that's
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to use the Airwolf helicopter. And
we're not because that's also copywritten. We're

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not allowed to use the music bed
for it, either along with Dallas or

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Chips or any other ones that we
loved us. I'm sorry. So I

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shared this video on Instagram. Someone
made an RC helicopter and it's huge,

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but it's a replica of Airwolf.
It is the coolest thing ever. Yeah,

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check it out trade turn Home one. It is literally fire. It

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has guns and everything. Okay,
so we need we need that. Let's

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acquisition that. See you said it. You said it's a really big RC

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chopper tray huh, and it's tiny. I bet she'll fit into it.

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And I have guns on a helicopter. She's gonna clear traffic up, that's

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right. See radio stations just report
the traffic in the tree house. We

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clear that bitch for you. We
killed the bastard that started it. No

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road rage on our roads. It's
just it's just our own air rage eagle

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dropping bombs. Hmmm, that was
good. All right, I believe she

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is waiting in the waiting room.
Now we'll get Kaylen in from a pause

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in the city with a special announcement
for firm FS twenty twenty four and of

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course menfo on some great dogs available
for fostering and adoption. Let's bring her

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in now. Hello, Kaylen,
how are things at pause in the city.

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Hey, how are you guys doing? We're doing great. We just

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did traffic on a podcast. What
the kill end of that? That's an

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experience? Yeah it is. Are
you going to cover Oklahoma weather for us

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next? Sure? Why not.
We're willing to do just about anything in

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here, including including Trey right now
showing off his rescue dog. Daisy is

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three pound chihuahua. Anna. How
would you like a How would you like

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a Daisy to fly that chopper while
you report traffic? Oh? Absolutely,

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let's do that. I don't know
if I trust her with the party tiuaa

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come on, yes, little microphone. Yeah, I'm gonna I'm gonna look

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up on Amazon now see if I
can find a tiny little headset to put

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on Daz's head. I mean,
it's gonna have to be like it'll probably

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have to be the size of like
what a barbie would use, but it'll

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probably fit on Daz's head, all
right. From Pause in the City,

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Caylen, we appreciate you jumping on
with us inside the treehouse. It's a

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long standing relationship we've had trying to
help animals dogs in North Texas get adopted

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and fostered until they can get adopted. And Pause in the City is one

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of the fine fine groups that do
that. Is the largest all volunteer,

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no brick and mortar UH, no
kill animal quote unquote shelter in North Texas.

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And Kaylyn's been doing work with pas
inive city for many years. And

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our uh, our dear friend Mark
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the City, Uh, he passed
away. Was it almost two years ago

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now? And the mission still lives
the way the mission still lives for our

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Police Fire Foundation. The mission still
lives on trying to get homes for dogs

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in neat So let's start with Kaylin. Let's start with do you have any

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like off the top of your head, a great example of a dog that's

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needing a home whether to foster or
to be adopted. Yeah, so today

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I want to talk to you guys
about Winnie. I'll search for a picture

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to show you, but she is
a Carolina Lab mix. She's a large

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breed. She is super cute.
If you go on our website Poulsitcity dot

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org and look up Winnie, there's
tons of photos of her. She's beautiful.

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She's kind of a light cream color
and she has the eyes that you

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typically see with a husky, with
the one blue and one brown. She's

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so pretty. She's incredibly friendly.
So if you're looking for a large cuddle

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bug of a dog, Whinny is
for you. She's she's pretty young,

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she's probably around four or five years
old. But anything revolving around peanut butter

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or toys, she's all about it. You know, this is this is

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one of the moments where if if
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she loves peanut butter, this is
where the show would just go completely off

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the rails. And you know,
as soon as you said that, I

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know exactly what I'm wanted into see. I think you guys know it.

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I think we've said this for years. We think you guys plan this stuff

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on purpose to to make it seem
innocent when in reality, you're you're,

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you're, you're, you're baiting us
to go dirty. You know what,

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I will never tell but no.
One of the questions, actually I get

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a lot, is why aren't they
me and you as they were to Mark,

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because you're still new. Well,
I feel like I might not set

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myself up quite as off in as
he did. Well, it's because you're

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not a horrific idiot. Hey,
come on, we kick people who were

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dead all the time. That's true, as you guys, not me.

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I'm get myself out of that.
We have no problem kicking the dead and

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the imprisoned hard. Yeah, these
are actually, these are great photos.

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I reached out to the foster and
honestly, he's sin us so much stuff,

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so you know, most of it's
up on the website. Her demeanor

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is supposed to be just like,
very bubbly as a dog. She's also

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dog friendly. I don't know about
kid friendly, but everything I've heard has

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been really positive. It does take
her a second to talk to other dogs,

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just because you know they're new.
She takes her time. It's not

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that she's not friendly, it's just
that you know, she likes to kind

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of check them out and watch it
everybody and she she'll follow the pack for

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a little while until she gets used
to everybody. She just wants to make

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sure she's not dealing with a Verma. No peanut butter from strangers. That

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is one way to get to get
more dogs to rescues. You just get

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yourself a panel van with an asking
a bunch of dogs if they'd like some

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peanut butter. We do not condone
that that's a way to rescue the dogs.

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What you do with them inside the
van, that's that's that's on your

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conscience. Oh, I'm gonna get
some now. Now you sound like now

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you sound like Mark Verma. Okay, So anything else about when you'd like

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to share. You said you're not
sure how she is with everybody and certain

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dogs. It kind of depends.
But you said she currently does have a

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foster. How long has she been
with Paws in the City. She's been

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with Pause in the City since I
believe twenty twenty. And it's no fault

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of her own. It's it's just, you know, in twenty twenty,

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we saw a weird thing happen,
like like we talked about a ton of

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people went out and got dogs and
then realized they couldn't stay home with them

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kind of situations. I'm not sure
if she was a victim of that directly,

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but we did see an influx of
dogs that we were picking up,

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you know, after that. So
but yeah, I mean it's not even

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some dogs, it's she gets along
with all dogs. It's just you know,

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she she likes to observe and make
sure that you know she she likes

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everybody before she jumps in. But
she hasn't anybody Trey raj Anna, do

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you have any questions for Kaylin about
about Winnie who's available for adoption from Pause

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in the City. How old is
she? Did? Did we say?

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Our estimate is probably around like four
or five. She's pretty young when we

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00:33:46.720 --> 00:33:52.640
brought her in. Now. Also, I know last time we talked about

404
00:33:52.640 --> 00:33:59.039
Gavin and then he got adopted right
after the show. Yeah, that's awesome.

405
00:34:00.200 --> 00:34:06.480
Well, there's caveats that he's fantastic. If anybody just fell in love

406
00:34:06.519 --> 00:34:09.880
with him and thought they missed her
chance go apply, he is back again.

407
00:34:09.920 --> 00:34:13.440
It is to no fault of his
own. Unfortunately, there was a

408
00:34:13.480 --> 00:34:17.760
dog in that household that was very, very dominant and was not happy about

409
00:34:17.800 --> 00:34:22.599
a new dog being the house.
He was fine, He just that was

410
00:34:22.639 --> 00:34:27.079
not a happy place for him,
unfortunately, but we appreciate that they tried.

411
00:34:28.559 --> 00:34:30.800
You know, some dogs are just
used to being lone dogs, and

412
00:34:31.599 --> 00:34:35.920
unfortunately, for Gavin, that means
that, you know, we got to

413
00:34:36.000 --> 00:34:37.880
keep looking. But he is super
cute as well. When we have,

414
00:34:38.800 --> 00:34:42.239
you know, back from that large
intake we did not too long ago.

415
00:34:42.480 --> 00:34:45.519
Go look at our website. If
you haven't seen new dogs in a while,

416
00:34:45.519 --> 00:34:49.599
we certainly have quite a few walve, gotcha. Yeah. The it's

417
00:34:49.639 --> 00:34:54.480
important to note that that's actually a
good thing that a dog gets returned,

418
00:34:54.519 --> 00:35:00.400
because a lot of times if people
realize they don't want a dog it doesn't

419
00:35:00.440 --> 00:35:01.679
work out, then they just go
and dump the dog and that just makes

420
00:35:01.719 --> 00:35:06.559
everything worse instead, and this is
part of what Pause in the City does

421
00:35:06.639 --> 00:35:07.960
is they try to find a right
fit. And something's not a right fit,

422
00:35:08.000 --> 00:35:10.760
you bring the dog back and they'll
find something else that could be a

423
00:35:10.840 --> 00:35:15.239
right fit, and then maybe and
then dogs like when he can find the

424
00:35:15.320 --> 00:35:17.960
right spot for them, and then
everybody wins. Everybody's happy, and you

425
00:35:17.960 --> 00:35:24.199
don't have more dogs running around the
streets than than we already do any other

426
00:35:24.280 --> 00:35:27.280
dogs you want to mention or do
you want to get to the uh?

427
00:35:27.519 --> 00:35:30.159
Would you like to get to the
big news of the day for pause in

428
00:35:30.199 --> 00:35:32.719
the city. I mean, I
didn't know if you wanted to drag that

429
00:35:32.760 --> 00:35:37.039
out and leave it as a teaser
for a while. No, I say,

430
00:35:37.119 --> 00:35:38.840
I mean that's up to you.
I mean, it's your event.

431
00:35:38.880 --> 00:35:42.400
We're just going to help you promote
it. I just want to make sure

432
00:35:42.480 --> 00:35:45.199
that you know that it gets it. It's day in the sun, and

433
00:35:45.320 --> 00:35:47.920
I wanted to make sure that we
were able to mention at least one dog

434
00:35:47.960 --> 00:35:53.639
available for adoption before we make the
big Verma Fest announcement. Yeah, well,

435
00:35:53.719 --> 00:35:57.360
I guess now is as good a
time as any. Yeah, we

436
00:35:57.440 --> 00:36:00.480
are finally able to announce the liner
that we teased back and I don't know,

437
00:36:00.679 --> 00:36:06.760
was it January? Yeah? What
is before you and before you mentioned

438
00:36:06.760 --> 00:36:13.480
who the headliner is? What is
Verma Fest? So Verma Fest is something

439
00:36:13.760 --> 00:36:16.639
that was championed by one of our
friends. His name is Jeff, you

440
00:36:16.679 --> 00:36:22.039
know, and anybody who knows Mark
knows he was a huge fan of,

441
00:36:22.800 --> 00:36:27.280
you know, the the Dallas rock
and roll scene. You know, I

442
00:36:27.599 --> 00:36:30.880
can't tell you how many times I
ran into him by accident at a show,

443
00:36:30.000 --> 00:36:35.480
whether it was at Gas Monkey or
elsewhere that there's tons of places.

444
00:36:35.480 --> 00:36:38.760
But one of his friends said,
hey, let's do a Pause in the

445
00:36:38.800 --> 00:36:44.159
City event. But I want to
make sure that it is all about Mark

446
00:36:44.400 --> 00:36:47.920
and you know just what he loved
doing. So a couple of our friends

447
00:36:47.960 --> 00:36:52.880
here Posmove City and Jeff went around
talked to some bands and they got together

448
00:36:52.079 --> 00:36:59.719
a large show that ended up being
our largest benefit last year. That was

449
00:37:00.079 --> 00:37:04.039
and that was its its first year. We raised just at the show on

450
00:37:04.119 --> 00:37:07.920
its own, about twenty thousand dollars
for the year. That's awesome. Yeah,

451
00:37:08.199 --> 00:37:12.960
really, it really was funny.
If you ever saw it, if

452
00:37:13.000 --> 00:37:16.159
you knew Mark pausing the city,
Mark that came to the radio station and

453
00:37:16.480 --> 00:37:21.400
like I ran into him a couple
of times out yeah there was rock and

454
00:37:21.480 --> 00:37:24.400
roll Mark, Yeah, Mark,
Yeah, yeah, Okay, because I

455
00:37:24.400 --> 00:37:28.440
didn't see that part because I'm trying
to picture the guy that would come in

456
00:37:28.480 --> 00:37:30.039
with the dogs and I'm like,
and you guys would just bust his walls

457
00:37:30.079 --> 00:37:34.119
all the time. It was.
There was a couple of times I was

458
00:37:34.159 --> 00:37:37.920
at the studio and I was like
that was faster. What did he do?

459
00:37:38.639 --> 00:37:43.559
It's really funny. One of the
last shows that I ran into him

460
00:37:43.599 --> 00:37:49.280
at it was when Slittnock came to
town right before everything shut down. It

461
00:37:49.320 --> 00:37:52.440
was like September of twenty nineteen,
and he was a couple of rows behind

462
00:37:52.440 --> 00:37:57.639
me and Katie was there, and
it was how did you get in front

463
00:37:57.679 --> 00:37:59.920
of us? And they were,
you know, give me a hard time,

464
00:38:00.719 --> 00:38:06.400
and for the price of a couple
of possibly contraband fireball shots, we

465
00:38:06.400 --> 00:38:09.920
were able to sneak them up.
But it was a good time. I'm

466
00:38:09.920 --> 00:38:14.920
sure it was. Fireball was involved
and verma I. I just couldn't picture

467
00:38:14.960 --> 00:38:20.639
him as a slipnot fan like he
was. He was rock and roll,

468
00:38:20.760 --> 00:38:24.679
metal guy. That's what was funny. You know, So this is gonna

469
00:38:24.679 --> 00:38:28.719
be an odd comparison, but hang
with me just momentarily. Okay, you

470
00:38:28.760 --> 00:38:30.960
ever go to the Strip club and
see the weird, old, creepy guy

471
00:38:30.000 --> 00:38:34.599
in the corner? That was that
was That was sort of like Mark but

472
00:38:34.639 --> 00:38:38.920
at metal shows, but very nice. He was a lot a lot of

473
00:38:39.559 --> 00:38:42.400
well, yeah, there's a lot
of the people at the show would be

474
00:38:42.400 --> 00:38:45.119
looking around like, yeah, there
the hardcore and then you look over and

475
00:38:45.159 --> 00:38:52.760
like who brought their dad and that
that was typically Verma and he fella and

476
00:38:52.159 --> 00:38:58.159
I swear like seventy five percent of
the people were like bikers and metal heads.

477
00:38:58.599 --> 00:39:05.559
Yeah right, memorial to that they
had for them. So for Vermafest

478
00:39:05.760 --> 00:39:07.880
last year was a huge success for
Pausing the City. You're doing it again

479
00:39:07.960 --> 00:39:14.440
this year, and you are,
like most things, when something's good the

480
00:39:14.480 --> 00:39:15.760
first time, you want to recreate
it do it again, but you want

481
00:39:15.760 --> 00:39:19.599
to do it bigger and better than
next year. And that seems like what

482
00:39:19.639 --> 00:39:24.280
you are accomplishing with Vermafest two for
Pause in the City. So, uh,

483
00:39:24.559 --> 00:39:28.280
who would you like to say is
a part of Vermafest this year?

484
00:39:28.960 --> 00:39:32.440
I mean all of us obviously?
Uh No, So that is true.

485
00:39:32.480 --> 00:39:37.320
It is. It is brought to
you by the Treehouse Podcast. We'll be

486
00:39:37.360 --> 00:39:42.079
helping promote it three Nations, Brewery, the studio at the Factory, Pause

487
00:39:42.119 --> 00:39:45.760
in the City of course, anyone
else. I'm leaving out Calen the headliner,

488
00:39:46.480 --> 00:40:00.400
which is so right. Yeah,
that's about all I can play of

489
00:40:00.440 --> 00:40:07.400
it before we get there. Can
I promoted on lone Star ninety too five.

490
00:40:07.159 --> 00:40:12.639
Absolutely, I'll shoot you over the
graphic anything you know you need just

491
00:40:12.719 --> 00:40:16.960
let me know. Yeah, it
was. These guys worked so hard to

492
00:40:16.960 --> 00:40:21.239
be able to work with us.
There was it was a process getting everything

493
00:40:21.320 --> 00:40:27.679
locked in. But the guys at
Drowning Pool were so excited about doing this,

494
00:40:27.760 --> 00:40:30.360
and our original date wasn't going to
work, so they they kind of

495
00:40:30.400 --> 00:40:36.480
moved things around and were able to
fit us into their tour schedule. So

496
00:40:36.480 --> 00:40:39.960
so our new date, I'm sorry, Yeah, yeah, they were.

497
00:40:40.000 --> 00:40:45.320
They were fantastic. And then so
our date is going to be June fifteenth,

498
00:40:45.360 --> 00:40:47.519
and as you mentioned, it's going
to be at the studio at the

499
00:40:47.519 --> 00:40:52.199
Factory, So and you can see
me and the guys there, and I'm

500
00:40:52.239 --> 00:40:55.719
sure you if you have the ability, you're going to pop in. Yeah,

501
00:40:55.719 --> 00:41:00.199
I'm looking into flight. I may
I may I may I make come

502
00:41:00.199 --> 00:41:06.039
to town for this bad Boy Yeah, m hmm. It's be right after

503
00:41:06.079 --> 00:41:08.760
my birthday, so I mean I
would have been there an your birthday party,

504
00:41:08.800 --> 00:41:13.400
that's what it is. It's fat
and your birthday. Yes, for

505
00:41:13.480 --> 00:41:16.800
my birthday. This year we're celebrating
Mark. He would love that, by

506
00:41:16.840 --> 00:41:23.039
the way. Yeah, that is
so it's outstanding news. So June fifteenth,

507
00:41:23.119 --> 00:41:29.239
the studio at the factory benefiting Pause
in the City. It is drowning

508
00:41:29.239 --> 00:41:39.880
Pool and now just play the rest
of the song in your head before we

509
00:41:39.920 --> 00:41:46.760
get sued. Thank you so much
Kaitlin for coming on as always to help

510
00:41:46.800 --> 00:41:52.400
out dogs that need to be rescued, adopted and fostered, and for continuing

511
00:41:52.440 --> 00:41:57.960
the mission that is Pause in the
City and in the spirit of Mark Verma,

512
00:41:58.559 --> 00:42:01.039
rocking the f out in d Bellum
with Drowning Pool. That'd be a

513
00:42:01.039 --> 00:42:05.519
great event benefiting Pause in the City. So thank you Kaylin as always,

514
00:42:05.960 --> 00:42:10.719
and for more information on the event. All the dogs available for adoption and

515
00:42:10.800 --> 00:42:15.320
for fostering, which are always needed. The more fosters that Pause in the

516
00:42:15.320 --> 00:42:17.920
City has, the more dogs that
they can save, So Kaylin, thank

517
00:42:17.960 --> 00:42:22.400
you again for all that info.
Go to Pause in the City dot org.

518
00:42:22.760 --> 00:42:27.559
We are the Treehouse and we will
be right back as soon as I

519
00:42:27.599 --> 00:42:31.320
find my bumper music. Hang on
one second, m that is not it.

520
00:42:31.599 --> 00:42:38.800
That's a delay tactic. Here we
go. You're in the tree House.

521
00:42:39.239 --> 00:42:54.880
Visit us online at Treehouseonair dot com. Time now to talk to Jacqueline

522
00:42:54.880 --> 00:42:59.760
from Brooks Plumbing inside the Treehouse for
Indian all of your plumbing wants and needs.

523
00:43:00.159 --> 00:43:01.199
This woman two, one, four, three, six, eight,

524
00:43:01.239 --> 00:43:07.280
thirty eight, thirty eight. The
website Brooks Plumbingtexas dot com. Jacqueline yesterday

525
00:43:07.360 --> 00:43:09.639
believe the kid and Trey were giving
me a hard time because I got suckered

526
00:43:09.679 --> 00:43:15.599
into buying some really cheap toilet paper
because it was on sale. And I've

527
00:43:15.679 --> 00:43:19.159
learned from my mistake. It's bad
Vietnam. I'm stuck with a bunch of

528
00:43:19.239 --> 00:43:22.159
rolls of it. Does that have
a huge effect on your plumbing system?

529
00:43:22.199 --> 00:43:25.599
The cheap toilet paper versus say,
like the quilted stuff. I think cheap

530
00:43:25.639 --> 00:43:30.159
toilet paper is probably easier for your
system because if we're talking like, hey,

531
00:43:30.159 --> 00:43:34.239
you've gone to prison and you've got
the single ply that you can see

532
00:43:34.239 --> 00:43:38.000
through like that, it's so thin, and toilet paper is made to kind

533
00:43:38.000 --> 00:43:43.920
of degrade and fall apart, and
that's what they say when they're talking about

534
00:43:43.880 --> 00:43:46.679
flesh ol wipe, so it's degradable. No, no wipe is really degradable.

535
00:43:47.360 --> 00:43:52.280
You shouldn't be using those unless you
have a PVC system and you have

536
00:43:52.320 --> 00:43:54.599
a golden horseshoes stuck up your bum
somewhere and you just feel are feeling really

537
00:43:54.679 --> 00:44:00.159
lucky. But the cheap toilet paper
is so much better. Not that good

538
00:44:00.199 --> 00:44:02.320
toilet paper is not good for your
system. But the higher quality the toilet

539
00:44:02.320 --> 00:44:05.960
paper, the thicker, the cushy, or the stronger, the harder,

540
00:44:06.159 --> 00:44:07.360
the longer it takes for it to
break down. Now, I have a

541
00:44:07.360 --> 00:44:10.960
PVC sewer system, and I'm a
prima donna, so I want my sharpman

542
00:44:12.039 --> 00:44:16.559
though, you know, the like
Cadillac of toilet paper. But sometimes I

543
00:44:17.320 --> 00:44:20.960
was got to tell you, I
was a cheap college kid once and we

544
00:44:20.960 --> 00:44:22.880
were buying that that bad stuff at
the Dollar Tree, and you just got

545
00:44:22.880 --> 00:44:27.440
to, you know, do what
you can afford, do what you like,

546
00:44:28.320 --> 00:44:30.320
and if you have a sewer backup, you know who to call.

547
00:44:30.400 --> 00:44:31.400
That's just the short and suite of
it all. Give her a call for

548
00:44:31.440 --> 00:44:34.519
any and all of those plumbing once
and needs two, one, four,

549
00:44:34.599 --> 00:44:42.360
three, thirty eight, thirty eight. The website trix Plumbing Texas dot com.

550
00:44:42.519 --> 00:44:52.440
You're in the treehouse. Visit us
online a treehouse on air dot com.

551
00:44:52.679 --> 00:44:57.000
Guys, screwed it up. Hang
on one second, it's been so

552
00:44:57.039 --> 00:44:59.599
long since we've done traffic. I
forgot that we were supposed to do traffic

553
00:44:59.599 --> 00:45:04.760
out of that see you see you
fall out of the habits and and and

554
00:45:04.800 --> 00:45:07.559
you just start things just run amok. And so Anna you're here. I

555
00:45:07.599 --> 00:45:13.079
want to make sure that we utilize
you to the best of your abilities.

556
00:45:13.960 --> 00:45:16.760
I mean, you're more than a
traffic reporter. But I spend some time

557
00:45:16.800 --> 00:45:23.239
on this artwork and I want to
use it more than once. So yeah,

558
00:45:23.239 --> 00:45:25.639
I'm being I'm being quite selfish.
But here we go. Do you

559
00:45:27.800 --> 00:45:30.199
so one more time? Are you
ready? Anna? I am ready?

560
00:45:30.800 --> 00:45:36.800
All right, here we go.
Oh that's the wrong music. Nope,

561
00:45:36.800 --> 00:45:39.599
that's the wrong music. Nope,
there it is. Sorry, I got

562
00:45:39.719 --> 00:45:44.039
lets the buttons here, none of
them are labeled. All right. It

563
00:45:44.159 --> 00:45:49.320
is one oh one inside the Treehouse, Dallas, Fort Worth, Texas and

564
00:45:49.599 --> 00:45:52.480
Saint John US, Virgin Islands from
the Tequila Drench Traffic Center with your lunch

565
00:45:52.559 --> 00:46:00.119
rush traffic anadaharo is in the treehouse
is silver Twister. And right now in

566
00:46:00.199 --> 00:46:02.519
Dallas, we do have some stop
and go delays on westbound six thirty five

567
00:46:02.639 --> 00:46:07.840
LBJ between Preston and the Tollway.
And this is due to a stone vehicle

568
00:46:07.960 --> 00:46:10.760
just after the Dallas North Toway.
It's blocking the left lane around a five

569
00:46:10.840 --> 00:46:15.320
minutes slow down. At last report, we have an accident reported on the

570
00:46:15.320 --> 00:46:19.880
Toway southbound six thirty five LBJ and
then in Plano, watch out for some

571
00:46:19.960 --> 00:46:23.199
slowdowns on southbound one twenty one the
sam Ravern Toway due to an accident reported

572
00:46:23.280 --> 00:46:29.039
at Legacy Drive. Flying high over
the treehouse. I'm Anna Dahara in a

573
00:46:29.239 --> 00:46:38.199
silver twister. Very good, Thank
you, Anada. Look at Raja's face,

574
00:46:39.119 --> 00:46:45.360
he's getting I cannot believe we're actually
doing this. I love it.

575
00:46:46.800 --> 00:46:52.239
The helicopter just makes some people laugh
every time. And then it's like,

576
00:46:52.320 --> 00:46:55.440
I put a lot of work into
this. I'm like, did we that

577
00:46:55.519 --> 00:47:00.400
took like ten minutes. I'm just
waiting to see that. Did you do

578
00:47:00.480 --> 00:47:05.880
weather? You have not done weather? I have not How are you gonna

579
00:47:05.920 --> 00:47:08.400
do traffic and not do weather because
I didn't have time to make a weather

580
00:47:08.440 --> 00:47:15.039
graphic? Hang on a second,
uh hang out? All right? Yeah,

581
00:47:15.039 --> 00:47:17.039
and try to just set me the
the the clip of the guy with

582
00:47:17.119 --> 00:47:22.320
the RC helicopter, and it's pretty
ef and cool, like you gotta you

583
00:47:22.400 --> 00:47:25.119
gotta watch it like that guy.
That guy's cool. I don't care,

584
00:47:25.760 --> 00:47:28.840
it's gotta. It had to have
cost him so much money, but it

585
00:47:28.920 --> 00:47:37.239
was righteous. Oh all right,
so I can find some weather for you.

586
00:47:37.239 --> 00:47:40.199
You're gonna do, say John weather
or DFW weather. Actually right now,

587
00:47:40.199 --> 00:47:45.840
they might be about the same.
I don't know. Cloudy, it's

588
00:47:45.880 --> 00:47:49.039
cloudy here today. See it's not
it's not all. It's not all sunshine

589
00:47:49.079 --> 00:47:52.880
and beaches and stuff. Sometimes there's
backs and clouds. Yeah, you have

590
00:47:52.920 --> 00:47:58.920
tornado and hail. No hail,
but the occasional tornado will pop out of

591
00:47:58.920 --> 00:48:04.360
a hurricane cloud to cloud to ground. Lightning last night and telling people to

592
00:48:04.440 --> 00:48:10.960
run and stay inside because according according
to the Emergency Broadcasting Broadcast System, lightning

593
00:48:12.079 --> 00:48:15.800
kills f y. I just letting
you get no see that right there is

594
00:48:15.840 --> 00:48:21.400
why it's it's important to be a
professional radio broadcaster so you can relay the

595
00:48:21.440 --> 00:48:27.519
important information from the emergency alert system
that lightning kills. Yes, I will

596
00:48:27.519 --> 00:48:30.639
say this, Hey on, make
sure I found my weather deal find it

597
00:48:31.119 --> 00:48:37.159
before I do weather. I would. Some meteorologists in Kansas or Missouri,

598
00:48:37.239 --> 00:48:39.880
whatever it is, they had severe
storms going through I guess the same one

599
00:48:39.920 --> 00:48:45.320
that hit DFW last night went through
Kansas and Missouri, you know, before

600
00:48:45.519 --> 00:48:51.280
it made its way south, and
some meteorologists started talking about, oh there's

601
00:48:51.360 --> 00:48:55.719
there's a gorilla haile. You gotta
be careful go inside. This needs to

602
00:48:55.760 --> 00:49:05.480
stop because this is this sensational meteoro
logical crap. Because when you name hale,

603
00:49:05.639 --> 00:49:08.960
it's supposed to be the size of
the thing you named golf ball size,

604
00:49:09.000 --> 00:49:15.039
hail, baseball size, hail,
softball sized, pineapple candalou quarter whatever.

605
00:49:15.000 --> 00:49:21.840
This guy's idea of gorilla hale was
basically in the like golf ball tot

606
00:49:22.239 --> 00:49:23.480
like golf ball to baseball size.
And it's like no, no, no,

607
00:49:23.360 --> 00:49:27.960
no no. If you say gorilla
hale, I'm expecting it to be

608
00:49:28.400 --> 00:49:35.679
like gorilla is dropping from the sky, but ice balls, gotcha? Or

609
00:49:35.719 --> 00:49:38.800
could it just be it was like
like like gorilla warfare, like you don't

610
00:49:38.840 --> 00:49:42.599
know where it's coming from. Or
no, it was g O R not

611
00:49:42.800 --> 00:49:47.320
g the other one. Yeah,
it was gorilla poop hale, like the

612
00:49:47.400 --> 00:49:51.760
size of poop. You know,
I've never seen gorilla poop, so I

613
00:49:51.760 --> 00:49:54.800
wouldn't know if it like, is
it about the same as a human?

614
00:49:55.199 --> 00:50:00.760
I mean that obviously comes in various
sizes and U gorillas are much bigger than

615
00:50:00.840 --> 00:50:07.480
humans. Yeah, and and very
and they're very dense, So I'm guessing.

616
00:50:07.599 --> 00:50:12.360
I'm guessing, so is their poop
that would be. That'd be some

617
00:50:12.440 --> 00:50:15.480
dangerous hall. But when you say
when you say gorilla hale, I'm thinking

618
00:50:15.559 --> 00:50:19.000
it lands on the ground and then
takes a crap and throws it at you.

619
00:50:20.920 --> 00:50:25.920
That's monkey hail tray. That's totally
different. None of Gorilla Hill just

620
00:50:27.360 --> 00:50:30.920
escapes the Dallas Zoo, that's all. It jumps over tall fences really easily

621
00:50:31.000 --> 00:50:39.360
and chases it terrorizes forwards, suit
keepers, treehouse. Weather for tonight,

622
00:50:40.400 --> 00:50:45.400
hmmm, we have got chance or
more rain and showers and such. Don't

623
00:50:45.400 --> 00:50:50.960
expect anything severe overnight low around some
mid fifties them. Tomorrow, more rain

624
00:50:51.199 --> 00:50:59.159
likely and a high of sixty five
right now sixty three degrees. See what

625
00:50:59.199 --> 00:51:06.360
happened to me? Oh you did
it? Did it? Yeah? Shut

626
00:51:06.480 --> 00:51:10.719
up you? Yeah, so it's
actually sixty three degrees at the treehouse.

627
00:51:12.199 --> 00:51:15.079
Yeah. That right there goes to
show how difficult it is to get out

628
00:51:15.079 --> 00:51:19.440
of muscle memory because I start thinking
about four different things ahead of weather and

629
00:51:19.440 --> 00:51:21.840
and Raj. I think you can
do this as a stand up comedian.

630
00:51:22.239 --> 00:51:25.360
You just start saying things that you
know because you've done them so many times,

631
00:51:25.400 --> 00:51:29.119
and you can think about something else. Yeah, But then I also

632
00:51:29.199 --> 00:51:31.079
do I also what I call it. Now. As I pull a Dan,

633
00:51:31.239 --> 00:51:34.239
It's like midway through my set,
I'm like, did I already do

634
00:51:34.280 --> 00:51:37.360
that? Because I was does doing
I was just on autopilot and I was

635
00:51:37.400 --> 00:51:39.119
thinking about something else. And then
I got out of the autopilot and I'm

636
00:51:39.159 --> 00:51:42.119
like, oh, no, I'm
about to start this joke. Did I

637
00:51:42.119 --> 00:51:45.880
already do this? So yeah,
but you're a hundred sent right. I

638
00:51:45.920 --> 00:51:47.400
just didn't. I didn't even catch
it when you said it. Uh,

639
00:51:47.960 --> 00:51:52.719
you know what, though he calls
it, I almost pulled a Dan.

640
00:51:52.159 --> 00:51:55.519
No, No, I heard it
and I felt it. I'm twelve hundred

641
00:51:55.559 --> 00:52:00.360
miles away, but yeah, I
felt it right here, but in a

642
00:52:00.400 --> 00:52:06.639
loving way, like in your short
term memory loss kind of way, like

643
00:52:06.679 --> 00:52:12.000
you're You're like, you're like Memento
you are look at the at the end

644
00:52:12.000 --> 00:52:15.159
of the weather Side MC. Can
we all just agree it? It sounded

645
00:52:15.199 --> 00:52:22.440
and felt kind of good. It
sounded official. It was it wasn't wasn't

646
00:52:22.440 --> 00:52:24.519
make believe I read it right off
the NBC five website like I did for

647
00:52:24.559 --> 00:52:30.719
about nine years. Great job,
Dan, Oh, thank you, thank

648
00:52:30.719 --> 00:52:35.000
you. Some some things are hard
to forget no matter how much we try.

649
00:52:35.719 --> 00:52:37.360
Speaking of which, one of the
great classic bits from the Tonight Show

650
00:52:37.360 --> 00:52:43.519
with Johnny Carson was what was it? Karnak the Magnificent Tray? Was that

651
00:52:43.559 --> 00:52:45.840
what it was? Yes, one
of the one of the one of the

652
00:52:45.880 --> 00:52:50.159
classic bits. And if there's anything
that we learned in our years in radio,

653
00:52:50.159 --> 00:52:52.440
it's how to steal things and make
them your own. And we did

654
00:52:52.480 --> 00:52:55.719
that on the radio show before with
Russ And now we'd like to continue said

655
00:52:55.760 --> 00:53:00.440
tradition by stealing things and making them
our own. At the end of the

656
00:53:00.519 --> 00:53:01.679
day, it doesn't really matter because
it's all about, uh, well did

657
00:53:01.719 --> 00:53:08.039
it make you laugh and such?
So let's do our own version of the

658
00:53:08.079 --> 00:53:15.280
Magnificent Karnak. Get it again.
See, I gotta start labeling these buttons.

659
00:53:15.320 --> 00:53:23.119
Hang on a second, Yeah,
there we go, Tray. Whenever

660
00:53:23.159 --> 00:53:30.360
you're ready. He comes to us
all the way from the mystical island of

661
00:53:30.360 --> 00:53:35.199
Saint Tulsa. He has left people
agape with his ability to know the answer

662
00:53:35.239 --> 00:53:37.800
before the question is even asked.
He is all knowing, all seeing,

663
00:53:38.239 --> 00:53:43.639
the god of Goat Mountain, the
purveyor of poultry prognostication, and a line

664
00:53:43.639 --> 00:53:47.840
cook at waffle house. He is
the Great o Karnaki. Thank you Thank

665
00:53:47.880 --> 00:53:54.679
you everyone. I have the ability
to see into the future, not a

666
00:53:54.719 --> 00:54:00.599
practical future, just like through envelopes
and things, but to answer questions,

667
00:54:04.039 --> 00:54:06.679
to answer questions, and knowing the
answers to questions. I have never heard

668
00:54:06.719 --> 00:54:10.480
the questions before. I swear so, Troy, if you could, from

669
00:54:12.079 --> 00:54:16.599
your apartment in Dallas, will you
put in the uh, the tube the

670
00:54:16.639 --> 00:54:20.760
first question? There you go?
All right, thank you God. Look

671
00:54:20.800 --> 00:54:22.760
at that right there in my hand. That's amazing how that works. All

672
00:54:22.840 --> 00:54:36.440
right, hold in my hand the
answers to the question, Oh, fort

673
00:54:36.440 --> 00:54:46.840
Worth Zoo employees, fort Worth Zoo
employees. Mmm. Who did the Dallas

674
00:54:46.840 --> 00:54:51.480
Cowboys sign a free agency to replace
the speed of running back Tony Pollard?

675
00:54:53.559 --> 00:55:06.719
Cow all in? They were pretty
fast? Mm hmm hmmm. All right,

676
00:55:06.719 --> 00:55:09.800
next envelope, please tray. All
right, here you go. There

677
00:55:09.800 --> 00:55:16.760
it is right there. Thank you? All right, Okay, climb Mount

678
00:55:16.800 --> 00:55:22.840
everest anchor the four to six am
Good Day Show on Fox four. Call

679
00:55:22.920 --> 00:55:29.440
his mother. Climb Mount everest anchor
the Good Day Show from four to six

680
00:55:29.480 --> 00:55:35.559
am and call his mother. That's
correct. Name three things that Trey never

681
00:55:35.599 --> 00:55:51.960
wants to do. Tray tray might
in order? Am I not magnificent.

682
00:55:52.119 --> 00:55:53.960
You are amazing. If it would
have been in order, we don't call

683
00:55:54.000 --> 00:55:58.960
his mother and then the Morning Show
and then Everest. You know, when

684
00:55:59.000 --> 00:56:01.079
you're in prognostic Katie, you can't
always choose the order at which they come

685
00:56:01.119 --> 00:56:05.119
to you. I understand the universe
gives it to you the way, yeah,

686
00:56:05.239 --> 00:56:08.239
and gives it to you. Man, there's another there's another punch line

687
00:56:08.280 --> 00:56:14.000
in there, but I'm not going
to say. Next envelope, please,

688
00:56:14.039 --> 00:56:22.199
mister Trenholm. All right, here
you go. But I told it to

689
00:56:22.239 --> 00:56:30.840
my head, my belly, my
back, and my face, your belly,

690
00:56:30.519 --> 00:56:34.400
your back, and your face.
No, no, it's it's my

691
00:56:34.519 --> 00:56:39.400
belly, my belly, my my
back, and my face. Mm hmmm

692
00:56:40.199 --> 00:56:46.000
mm hmmm. What are some great
names for race horses? You don't want

693
00:56:46.000 --> 00:56:51.000
to know? Why? Why?
Yes? Because when you're cheering for your

694
00:56:51.039 --> 00:57:04.719
race horse, what do you scream? Come on? Oh ah? Yeah,

695
00:57:04.800 --> 00:57:07.559
see you gotta you gotta bury the
groaner right in the middle, you

696
00:57:07.599 --> 00:57:17.039
know. Oh man, you teld
the bat story again. That felt like

697
00:57:17.079 --> 00:57:23.760
a scorpi into the nuts. All
right, here we go. Try the

698
00:57:23.760 --> 00:57:29.159
next envelope please, All right,
here you go, thank you? Here,

699
00:57:30.039 --> 00:57:35.719
all right, hold it to my
head simulated oral sex batman and the

700
00:57:35.800 --> 00:57:42.239
dancing old Man from the Six Flags
commercials. Simulated oral sex, batman and

701
00:57:42.280 --> 00:57:47.960
the old man from the Six Flags
commercials. Mm hmm. What videos did

702
00:57:49.039 --> 00:57:54.920
Dan use this week to promote the
Treehouse show? Taking out of context?

703
00:57:54.920 --> 00:58:02.480
That sounds kind of bad. Next
envelope, please tray? All right?

704
00:58:02.519 --> 00:58:12.119
Here you go? All right?
Brown down, black attack, brown down,

705
00:58:12.679 --> 00:58:29.199
black attack. M oh racial profiling. Oh I just call it Friday

706
00:58:29.280 --> 00:58:37.480
night and mesquite all right, Next
envelope, please trade? Okay, here

707
00:58:37.519 --> 00:58:39.880
you go, great Karnaki, thank
you, thank you, Trey? All

708
00:58:39.960 --> 00:58:43.599
right, hold it to my head? Almost did it backwards? If we

709
00:58:43.639 --> 00:58:52.159
go again? The weather and Trey's
ex girlfriends. The weather and Trey's ex

710
00:58:52.199 --> 00:59:05.719
girlfriends. What are two things DFW
meteorologists can't predict? What have the ability

711
00:59:05.760 --> 00:59:13.719
to destroy a lot of shit?
Next week in the Treehouse? It's the

712
00:59:13.760 --> 00:59:21.320
great trendhole? All right? Next
envelope, please, here you go?

713
00:59:21.800 --> 00:59:23.920
No, thank you, This envelope
getting kind of ready? All right,

714
00:59:25.920 --> 00:59:32.800
flight m h three seventy Dan's biological
parents and ninety seven one's ratings. Oh

715
00:59:34.039 --> 00:59:45.719
no, oh no, say it
say them. You want me to wait?

716
00:59:45.800 --> 00:59:50.559
You want to come back to it. Tell you what. We'll wait.

717
00:59:50.559 --> 00:59:52.000
I'll let you catch your breath.
We'll come back. Yeah, all

718
00:59:52.079 --> 00:59:57.760
right, the next to last envelope
or the last envelope? Please? Thank

719
00:59:57.800 --> 01:00:07.280
you? M all right, I
see beautiful weather, sandy beaches and porn

720
01:00:07.360 --> 01:00:16.480
hub. Beautiful weather, sandy beaches
and porn hub. What are three things

721
01:00:16.519 --> 01:00:30.639
I have that you don't in Texas? All right? And last one?

722
01:00:30.719 --> 01:00:34.400
Last one? Here we go?
Trade the last envelope? Please? Okay,

723
01:00:34.400 --> 01:00:37.440
here you go? All right,
all right, here we go.

724
01:00:39.159 --> 01:00:47.119
Flight inmates, three seventy Dan's biological
parrots, ninety seven one's ratings, right,

725
01:00:49.039 --> 01:00:54.079
three seventy Dan's biological parents, and
ninety seven one the eagles ratings.

726
01:00:57.519 --> 01:01:07.639
Do I even need to read this
question? Name three things that have disappeared?

727
01:01:07.639 --> 01:01:29.320
Here we go. Two of those
are really said and unacreenable. Thank

728
01:01:29.360 --> 01:01:32.880
you for hanging out with us inside
Treehouse Live. We appreciate it. Whose

729
01:01:32.960 --> 01:01:37.719
dog is that? That's Jasper?
Jesus Christ? Jasper? Shut up?

730
01:01:38.239 --> 01:01:45.039
Yeah right? Can you hear me? He can? Well? She can?

731
01:01:46.800 --> 01:01:50.920
He can? Good? I love
you, Jasper? Now shut up?

732
01:01:52.000 --> 01:01:55.199
Thank you? Anadhara from boeing them
on ninety two five lone start ninety

733
01:01:55.199 --> 01:02:00.280
two five. We appreciate it,
Roger, thank you, thank you,

734
01:02:00.360 --> 01:02:02.719
thank you. To Kaylin from a
Pause in the City, don't forget Burmafest

735
01:02:02.840 --> 01:02:10.559
June fifteenth, Studio Factory benefiting Pause
in the City. This episode will drop

736
01:02:10.559 --> 01:02:14.079
in a couple of hours, so
if you didn't have a chance to,

737
01:02:15.239 --> 01:02:16.280
if you're listening to it now,
then you already know. Tell a friend

738
01:02:16.280 --> 01:02:19.840
that the recording will drop in a
couple of hours where you can listen to

739
01:02:19.880 --> 01:02:22.480
it. Rewatch it all. We'll
see it next time. Inside the treehouse.

740
01:02:22.320 --> 01:02:31.880
Yeah, yeah, don't you love
that helicopter? Yes, it's awesome.

741
01:02:34.039 --> 01:02:36.119
Okay, all right, we'll see
you next time.