Dec. 9, 2024

The Truth Behind Turtles and Straws | Monday 12.09.24

The Truth Behind Turtles and Straws | Monday 12.09.24

We start off exposing the big secret...why turtles really have straws in their noses.  Then we talk about people hacking your texts, 1st dates and fast food, a Florida teacher does some real Florida s#!t, and why a guy was stuck in a well for three...

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We start off exposing the big secret...why turtles really have straws in their noses. Then we talk about people hacking your texts, 1st dates and fast food, a Florida teacher does some real Florida s#!t, and why a guy was stuck in a well for three days. But first, Birthdays!

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It is time to believe your worries outside and life

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with us inside the Treehouse. Today is Monday, December ninth,

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twenty twenty four. I'm Daniel Malley along with Trade Trendholme

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today ready to start this show and this week very

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very strongly. Okay. We find it important to bring you

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not just important stories. Anybody can do that, Oh No,

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we want to make sure we bring you stories that

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mean something to you that you can take in and

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take with you and then share that with others, share

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it with your what's.

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That life lessons? You know, things inspirational.

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Yes, including sometimes life lessons and definitely inspiration. You will

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find inspiration here inside the Treehouse. That's for damn sure.

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Like in the case of a previous story, we told

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you there's been a new wrinkle added to it, Okay,

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So it's important that you know and remember that just

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a couple of months ago we told you about the

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cocaine sharks off the coast of Florida. Well, first came

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the cocaine sharks. Now it's the fentanyl dolphins. So while

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you've got cocaine sharks off the coast of Florida, apparently

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our dear Texas coast now has FENTONYL dolphins that we

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have to be concerned about. I wish I was making

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that up. Yeah, I have a pretty solid idea of

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what a shark on cocaine's gonna act like. And that's terrifying.

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I don't really know but know much about, you know,

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the FENTONYL stuff other than that's just that's what they

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use in you know, anesthesiology.

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Right.

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Yes, it's incredibly I mean it's I'd love to say

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it's the strongest eat drug out there now, but it's not.

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There's something even worse. But the slightest amount can kill you.

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And you know, I knowing a little bit about dolphins,

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I feel like dolphins are horny little bastards. And you know,

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I feel like, now there's an epidemic of dolphins. Are

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something's roofing the dolphins. Who's the dealer? Who is the

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deep blue dealer?

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Now that that is a big question, my friend, the

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deep blue dealer. I like that fentanyl has been detected

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in Texas dolphins. Researchers found pharmaceutical drugs in thirty Gulf

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of Mexico dolphins that they tested, which goes to show

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the FENTONYL crisis in the United States is affecting more

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than just humans. It's not just on our streets, but

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it's in our waters. Researchers at Texas A and M

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Corpus Christie had detected traces of fentanyl in the blubber

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of more than two dozen common bottlenose dolphins in the

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Gulf of Mexico. In a new study titled Pharmaceuticals in

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the Blubber of live, free swimming common bottle nose Dolphins

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Pretty creative title. Researchers analyzed samples from three sites around

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the Gulf of Mexico, including Redfish Bay and Laguna Mandre

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in Texas. Other dolphin tissue samples were collected from the

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Mississippi Sound in twenty thirteen. The study was recently accepted

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by the journal Eye Science. It's not clear how fentanyl

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ended up in the dolphin systems, however, According to a

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professor of marine biology at Texas A and M Corpus

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Christie and principal investigator of this study, she said, pharmaceuticals

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have become emerging micro pollutants globally, with their presence being

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reported in freshwater ecosystems, rivers at oceans worldwide. The thing

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that I worry about is how, right, because the cocaine

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sharks in Florida, we pretty much know how because uh,

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cocaine coming in from other countries via water, just like

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in Bad Boys Too, are getting dumped into the ocean

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at the site of Coastguard, right, mm hmm. Maybe it's

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the same thing with the dolphins here. They're seeing uh,

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you know, the authorities and they're they're and the drug

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smugglers are freaking out. So maybe they're dumping some of

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that fentanyl overboard and it's attracting the dolphins.

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Maybe, yeah, that would be the most likely.

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Or like what was the story last week of the

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the meth onesie. I mean, maybe there's a fentanyl wetsuit

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that people are wearing.

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Maybe maybe, Like at this point, you really can't rule

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anything out. People are doing some weird stuff lately, there's

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no doubt about that. And drugged ub creatures in the ocean,

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or things we don't want people make fun of, like well,

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like people started making fun of not wanting to have

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paper straws. And the reason why, you know, paper straws

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were a thing because environmentalists are saying, look, turtles are

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getting straws in their noses. It's not because they were

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doing cocaine. It's because you know, they were floating around,

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they swam up their damn nose.

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Well you say that, but now maybe maybe the turtles

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are blowing rails.

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You know what, You're right they think at this point,

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we have to consider all options. I mean, you really can't.

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You really can't take anything off the table. A good

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scientist is going to say, we have to consider all

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the variables, right, Yeah, and you said it. I mean,

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you know, turtles doing ray.

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the treehouse. This is the tree House. I'm Daniel Malley

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along with Trey Trenholme today, and there's been a big

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alert over the last handful of days from the FBI

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telling us all, whatever you do, stop texting. And that's

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a headline grabber. So I've read a few stories on

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this tray. I'm not sure if you've seen this, but

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I've been curious about it, because what is it. I

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will tell you the FBI is urgently warning iPhone and

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Android users to stop sending texts. There are some exceptions, however,

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Apparently we're undergoing one of the largest intelligence compromises in

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US history. A massive cyber attack on telecommunication companies such

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as AT and T, which is what I use, and

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Verizon has led to officials warning against sending texts. They

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say there's one thing you can do to protect your data, though,

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and that is to use encrypted messages. Now encrypted messages.

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The ways you can do that, from what I've read,

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is you can use What's app. It does auto encryption.

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You don't have to be a hacker or an employee

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at the NSA to encrypt your messages. Apparently the app

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will do that for you. Also, apparently, if you're an

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iPhone user and you're texting another iPhone user, the I

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message texting that is apparently automatically encrypted. But if you are,

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if you are sending a text from your Android to

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an iPhone or an iPhone to an Android, that's regular

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simple texting, and apparently that's bad.

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Okay.

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Two US officials, a senior FBI official who has not

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to be named, and Jeff Green, who said, use my

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name all you want. He's the executive assistant director for

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cybersecurity at the Cybersecurity and Infrastructure Security Agency, which I've

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never heard of until today. He recommended using encrypted message

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apps to those who want to minimize the chances of

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their communications being interrupted. Okay. Speaking to NBC, he said,

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our suggestion that we've told folks internally is not new.

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Encryption is your friend, whether it's on the text messaging

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or if you have the capacity to use encrypted voice communication.

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Even if the adversary is able to intercept the data,

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if it is encrypted, it will make it impossible. So

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who is the adversary? The hacking campaign, which apparently was

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nicknamed salt Typhoon, has managed to infiltrate eight major telecommunication

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and infrastructure firms in the United States. Apparently there's been

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a concentration of it around the Washington, DC area, which

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makes me think, well, they're not coming after me. What

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do I know. I'm in Texas and I think they

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said that this group has ties to China. That was

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another story I saw. So apparently China is once again

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attacking our phones and our networks, trying to find out

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stuff about us, and I don't know what, because when

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I start thinking about this, what's on my phone that

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I'm sending that some enemy of the state is gonna want?

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I mean, I sent my wife the hug sleep sleeve

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from Shark Tank. She sent me a photo of our

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Christmas tree. I sent her a photo of our dog.

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She sent me a photo of the cat. If they

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want to infiltrate the Treehouse group chat, it's basically going

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to be a lot of Spaceball's clips going back and

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forth between me and Trey, and I don't know how

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China is going to weaponize any of that. I'd be

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actually kind of curious to see it. So at the

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end of the day, what are the hackers going to

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see in my text messages other than dog video Christmas stuff?

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There's about thirty videos of a waterfall in the state

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of Washington that I took this summer that I don't

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think are gonna be helpful in invading America. But they're

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on there. What are they going to see? What are

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they gonna get?

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Yeah, I mean pictures of Daisy for me, some work stuff, well,

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wine order.

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I mean, I I'm with you.

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When I hear these things, I'm like, Okay, they can

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look at my stuff. They're gonna just be bored out

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of their mind if they they're coming. You know my direction.

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I know, I kind of look at it this way.

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Instead of locking up all your data, unlock it, go unencrypted.

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You have that little slide piece on your laptop, webcam

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open that bad boy up, leave your phone open all

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the time on the camera setting. Basically, flood the hackers

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with so much bolt they'll never be able to get

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to any thing useful. All they'll be able to do

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is see a bunch of photos of Trey's dog, Daisy.

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They'll see some photos of whippets that my wife has

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sent me. The dogs, not the drugs, Spaceball's clips between

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me and Trey. They won't be able to find any

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usable data in any of that. Basically, everything we do

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and say in the tree House is now a national

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security bullet that we are offering up to the United

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States government to use against hackers. Just send all our

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shows to them. They will never have time. Once they

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try to sift through all of our stupid they will

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give up and say, these people have nothing we want,

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Let's leave them alone.

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I was having this discussion with my stepmom and talking

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about TikTok hang on Okay, and you know, the.

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There's been this big thing of oh.

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China's using TikTok to infiltrate you know, like, what in

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the are they gonna go through? How much crap are

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they willing to go through to think they're going to

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find a nugget of intelligence on TikTok.

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All they're going to see is a bunch of our

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kids lighting themselves on fire. They're going to see that

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girl we talked about the other day showing people shopping

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hacks at Target, which are actually just shoplifting. What else

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is on TikTok recently?

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My algorithm, it's the same as Instagram boobs and animals,

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funny you know, boobs and funny animal you know, heartwarming

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animal stuff, occasional, you know, questionable jokes.

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You know what, This all makes sense because if you

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really want to distract one of our enemies. What can

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you flood them with cute dog content, paige spar nak

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and off color humor.

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We know you can distract an entire North Korean army

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just with porn.

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I think we've got this figured out.

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Yeah, it's like, congratulations, China, you figured out we're really dumb.

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Exactly. We'll just make ourselves so undesirable. They'll just lead

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like those people are.

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Just lead them alone. They can sneak up on us.

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Just uh, you know, distract people with boobs and uh,

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next thing, you know, they're right on the coast.

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How they get there? Oh wait, more boobs.

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Distracted, they just can't do anything. Look. I don't want

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to toot our own horn too much here, but I

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really feel like we've hacked the hackers.

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Yeah that's I mean. And if you are, if you're

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that important, God bless you.

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Well here's the thing. Even our elected officials are all

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distracted by boobs. Yeah, that is, if they're not currently

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boobs themselves.

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Yay Monday. That's okay though, because you're only two full

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weeks away from a holiday break. God knows we all

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could use it, and there's something that might happen over

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the holidays, people looking for things to do now. I

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want this set just because you're single and Trey, I'm

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not just speaking to you specifically here, although you're included

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in this because you are single. But just because you're

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single doesn't necessarily mean you're lonely. Like Trey, Trey is

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kind of living his best life. I mean he's he's

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got He's got Daisy as dog is his best girl

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and has been throughout his entire life. There's no doubt

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all other bitches come after Daisy. H. Then you also

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got Julius, the cat who sort of like your orange bro.

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And and then you got your jobs. You got your

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work at at you know your you're managing you know,

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a hot night spot and which gets you some social

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time outside of the home. And then the rest of

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the time you call home, you watch them Netflix documentaries,

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you cut up with your friends here inside the treehouse.

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It's a pretty good gig, right, Yeah, if if you

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find somebody that piques your interest enough to where you

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feel like breaking that pattern and going out with them,

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would you be cool with that first date being at

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Chick fil A?

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Sure?

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Okay? Would you be okay with a first date being

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at Dairy Queen some steak, fingers and gravy, maybe a blizzard.

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Yeah, if you can find one around here, sure.

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Sonic drive in. Maybe get you a chili dog in,

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some tater tots, also a sweet treat.

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Not so, what I'm gonna say I'm gonna say no

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to Sonic is just because they need be eating in

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the car and awkward conversation.

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Got well, they do have the patio tables, all right.

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What about Pizza Hut? Now this one's weird because Pizza

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Hut I don't think it's Pizza Hut that currently has

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any walk in locations, but Pizza Inn has someone in Dfwy.

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I think there's one a Mesquite. We talked about recently,

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there are a few pizza inns you could go in

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and do the.

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Buff if i've especially if I found a Pizza Hut

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that still was old school and had the inside dining

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yeah out all over it.

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If she doesn't like it, she'd sit in the car.

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Along with that, along with that sort of tinted faux

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patio dining from the eighties in the.

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Early nineties, brown roof with the red thing. Yes, yes, yes.

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The reason why I bring this up is because Chick

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fil A has topped the list of preferred first date

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spots for American men. Yeah Dating News. They surveyed three

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thousand participants in According to their results, the survey found

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that sixteen percent of men favored Chick fil A, along

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with Dairy Queen, Sonic and Pizza Hut, ranking among the

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top choices for a first date. Number five on that

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list McDonald's number six, which makes sense for everybody, especially

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in this day and age, when you have your first

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meet cute ir al is the coffee shop. That's number six.

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Number seven is a movie marathon at home. That is

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not a first date thing that honestly, a movie marathon

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is just like that's what you do with the family

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and the kids weighed on the line. One movie. That's

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a date more than one. That's a big commitment. Number

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eight a food truck. At least that's a little more

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creative and the food can be you know, interesting. Number

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nine a creative picnic. I don't know what they mean

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by creative picnic. I mean, to me, picnic is just

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you're just eating outside. I don't know how creative you

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can get with that. Well.

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I mean, if you're going to the trouble of putting

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together a picnic basket, I think you get creativity points

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just on the top.

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And and but what if you know what if you

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take any of these other spots on the list and

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throw them in the picnic basket at number nine, like

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a Chick fil A in the basket, I think that

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sounds pretty good.

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I mean, if if you go to the trouble of

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put a blanket together and the utensils and everything else

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that actually have a picnic good on you, you should get

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bonus points.

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Also, i'd recommend some amdro just to help keep the

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ants away. Just a suggestion. Also some Skeeter Sprae. Yeah,

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get you some off, get you some cutter, something with

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a high amount of deat, lots and lots of dat

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and finally just a generic drive through. So that's the

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top ten top ten first date spots according to men.

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And it's not just the dudes, because apparently women are

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kind of okay with this as well. The preference for

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fast food venues is echoed by women. Sixty six percent

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indicated they would agree to a first date at establishments

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like McDonald's. By the way, I'm not sure if I

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mentioned it on the men's list, McDonald's number five. Where

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was the It was a national survey, so I cannot

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give you geographical areas on this, and I'm with you.

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Does it when women When sixty six percent of women

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say they're okay with a fast food first date spot,

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I smell a stinky.

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Yeah, that's that is I think I believe guys.

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Yes, in this day and age, especially because where I

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think there is such a gap, and I see it

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more in younger uh, younger people of expectations versus reality

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when it comes to what people make, what they're willing

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to spend, what everything else, and especially on the female side,

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not bagging on them, but especially a lot of younger

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females think, you know, their guys should be making you know,

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they need to be making big money just to date them.

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Yeah, and I I mean, I trust me.

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I see it every day and in what I do

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and running a high end cocktail lounge, and so yeah,

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I've really I think there are a lot of women

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who were, you know, thinking they're giving the the answer

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people wanted to hear, but not the answer that's the truth.

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In other words, a big old stinky. You remember the

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scene in Jurassic Park when Jeff Goldbloom walks up on

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the Tri Tri Serrah toops or the or the I

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think it was the t Rex.

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Mm hmmm.

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That's what we're all smelling.

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This is the tree House. I'm Dan along with Trey,

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very excited to be with you today. We've already covered

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a lot of excellent ground, and we're about to cover

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something even more compelling. I know that's hard to believe,

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and I don't want you to think that I embellished

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lots of stuff. I think I try to just hit

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it just right on point as much as I can.

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I try not to over sell, and I try not

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to undersell, but just kind of hit it right there

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on the head But I want you to lean in

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very carefully here and pay attention because I'm going to

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ask Trey a very very interesting question. Okay, so here

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we go, Trey, are you ready for your interesting question?

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I am.

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Does this sound like fun to you? A naked teacher

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was arrested with weed and sex toys.

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Male or female?

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Well, you've found me out because that right there was

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a veiled sexist quiz because I'll admit when I first

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saw the headline, I failed it because when I first

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saw a naked teacher arrested with weed and sex toys,

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I thought yeah, yeah, and then I found out it

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was a dude.

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Yeah, that's a one.

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Sounds like a good time one, sounds like a felony.

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You don't know how accurate you are, my friend. I'm

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gonna ask you one additional question. It's not very compelling,

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it's more super super super obvious, but I'm going to

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ask it anyway because it's fun. In What state do

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you think this occurred?

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Has to be Florida?

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That is correct. Yes, not just any teacher, but a

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Florida teacher. And it's not just a Florida teacher found

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naked with weed and sex toys, Oh no, because Florida

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man plus Florida teacher takes it to a whole new level.

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So this headline more accurately should be stated as a

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naked Florida teacher has been arrested with weed and sex

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toys at the elementary school. So yeah, there's a that's

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that additional layer of felony sandwich there. His name is Joe.

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I will say this though. While he was found naked

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with drugs at an elementary school in Florida, it was

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on Thanksgiving break, so it's not like all a bunch

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of kids were.

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Around, so kind of like like last week, I think

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it was we discussed the police officer that was so

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you know, in an altered state that he was directing traffic, uh,

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when there was no cars around.

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All right, it was at a school.

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It was the directing traffic at a school and the

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school was out something like that.

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Yes, it was the deputy who was at one point

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named Deputy of the Year, was off duty and drunk.

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While he was off duty. He was a small town deputies,

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so he still had his squad car. But he was

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so drunk. I guess he thought he was on duty

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because he started directing traffic at an intersection and it

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was in the middle of the night. There were no cars.

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So yeah, so I mean sadly, the fact that school

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wasn't in sech does make it uh less cringe.

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Yes, yeah, it's not like it was in the middle

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of study hall.

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It is Monday, December ninth, twenty twenty four. Birthdays today.

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Simon Helbert turns forty four. Not only is he best

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known as Howard Wallowitz on the Big Bang Theory. I

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think that maybe one of the only ways he's known.

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I think the only thing I've I can recall off

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the top of my head that he was in was

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a show called Studio sixty on the Sunset Strip. I think,

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if I remember correctly, he was in that, because I

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don't know if you ever saw the show. It was

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starring Bradley Whitford from The West Wing along with Matthew

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Perry from Friends Fame. May He Not Rest in Peace?

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And it was sort of based on Saturday Night Live,

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and it was written and created by Aaron Sorkin, who

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also did The West Wing and If You Good Men Anyway,

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I believe he played a cast member on that show,

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and it was supposed to be a skit show sat

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just like Saturday Night Live. And I think I think

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he was on that and that was where he was

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able to showcase some of the different impressions he can do,

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because if you watch Big Bang Theory, he'll do the

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Raj Like Big Bang Theories, Raj not ah Raj. Raj

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is from his keet and somewhere on I thirty five.

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If you see him, just you know, point him in

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the direction of the trio, so we still have that

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brown alert out. So he'll do like the accent, he'll

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he'll he also does a killer al Pacino accent, which

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he's done on Big Bang Theory. Anyway, That's the only

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thing I can think of when it comes to Simon Helberg.

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And the things that he's He's also.

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A classically trained, like concert pianist.

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Yes, like I'm trying to think of the.

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I can't believe the competition that's in that DFW every year,

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and I just drew a blank on it. But I mean, yes,

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of that caliber pianist.

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And look at me being cultured. Uh yeah, and uh

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i'd know some.

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00:31:23.480 --> 00:31:27.000
Uh and also like a black belt in uh some

472
00:31:27.119 --> 00:31:30.039
form of martial arts. He's kindly yeah, kind of a

473
00:31:30.079 --> 00:31:34.119
fast and evidently was like a black belt at like

474
00:31:34.319 --> 00:31:36.799
ten years old or something. I remember reading about it.

475
00:31:36.839 --> 00:31:40.160
I was like, holy crap, that's uh.

476
00:31:39.720 --> 00:31:40.839
He's a renaissance man.

477
00:31:41.119 --> 00:31:41.400
Yeah.

478
00:31:41.839 --> 00:31:43.279
And it also goes to show you how good of

479
00:31:43.279 --> 00:31:45.000
an actor he is because that one. And I know,

480
00:31:45.039 --> 00:31:46.920
I know our Raj doesn't like Big Bang Theory, but

481
00:31:46.960 --> 00:31:49.759
he's not here, so uh, you and I do. So

482
00:31:49.799 --> 00:31:53.720
we're gonna enjoy this moment because that episode where Raj

483
00:31:53.799 --> 00:31:57.599
and Wallowitz are fighting are supposed to be fighting in

484
00:31:57.640 --> 00:32:00.119
the gym, and Wallowitz is doing those arms and his

485
00:32:00.160 --> 00:32:03.160
wrestling singlet. That does not look like somebody that knows

486
00:32:03.200 --> 00:32:05.880
a lick of martial arts. So that's a good actor.

487
00:32:06.480 --> 00:32:09.519
Now I remember, Actually I I looked it up because

488
00:32:09.519 --> 00:32:13.119
there's an episode where they're playing Dungeons and Dragons and

489
00:32:13.160 --> 00:32:15.920
he's like the dragon or the master of the thing.

490
00:32:16.200 --> 00:32:18.839
And the impressions he does throughout of it with Pacino

491
00:32:18.960 --> 00:32:21.200
walking all and there was a couple more. I'm like,

492
00:32:21.480 --> 00:32:26.279
holy crap, because they're good. Yeah, I mean especially the

493
00:32:26.319 --> 00:32:30.119
one Pacino is excellent. But most people are so hacky

494
00:32:30.119 --> 00:32:32.960
when they do their Christopher walkin impression, and his was

495
00:32:33.200 --> 00:32:37.440
really good, and you're right. His ability to do to

496
00:32:37.799 --> 00:32:40.720
mimic Raj was also the.

497
00:32:42.960 --> 00:32:44.960
And you're right because the way that he does his

498
00:32:45.039 --> 00:32:49.400
Christopher walking is a tried and true version. It is

499
00:32:49.440 --> 00:32:52.039
an honest to god impersonation. It is an impression of

500
00:32:52.200 --> 00:32:55.319
Christopher walking that Simon Hilbert does. And you said, it's

501
00:32:55.319 --> 00:32:57.839
not a hacky version like so many other people. My

502
00:32:58.000 --> 00:33:01.519
Christopher walking totally hacky. Honestly, it may not even be

503
00:33:01.680 --> 00:33:06.480
fair to hacks to call mine hacky. Mine's just okay.

504
00:33:07.799 --> 00:33:09.559
I want you to I want you to ask me

505
00:33:09.559 --> 00:33:11.839
a yes or no question? Okay, and I will give

506
00:33:11.880 --> 00:33:20.079
you my Christopher Walking impression. Okay, just whatever comes to mind,

507
00:33:20.119 --> 00:33:21.119
Just a yes or no question.

508
00:33:24.799 --> 00:33:25.680
Do you love your wife?

509
00:33:28.559 --> 00:33:37.599
Nooel, thank you? I do one word, and that's it.

510
00:33:41.119 --> 00:33:43.480
I can't say yes, I can't say I don't know,

511
00:33:43.680 --> 00:33:45.799
I'm not sure I'll get back to you, none of that.

512
00:33:45.880 --> 00:33:48.480
All I can say in the voice of Christopher Walking

513
00:33:48.680 --> 00:33:57.400
is and only now. Aren't you glad you listened today?

514
00:34:01.039 --> 00:34:05.160
Visit us online a treehouse on air dot com.

515
00:34:05.319 --> 00:34:06.680
Aren't you glad you listened today?

516
00:34:07.759 --> 00:34:20.639
No, you're in the tree house.

517
00:34:21.440 --> 00:34:26.519
Visit us online a treehouse on air dot com.

518
00:34:27.920 --> 00:34:30.719
You are inside the treehouse. I'm Daniel Malley along with

519
00:34:30.760 --> 00:34:35.199
Trey Trendholm today one last little thing to tell you

520
00:34:35.239 --> 00:34:37.079
about here inside the tree house before we take off

521
00:34:37.079 --> 00:34:39.440
for the day. Actually, I'm gonna say it's two things.

522
00:34:39.519 --> 00:34:39.960
Number one.

523
00:34:40.039 --> 00:34:40.239
Yes.

524
00:34:40.320 --> 00:34:44.440
In that entire last break, I was trying various words

525
00:34:44.480 --> 00:34:47.280
to sound like Christopher Walking, and still the only word

526
00:34:47.280 --> 00:34:50.760
that I can say that sounds anything remotely close to

527
00:34:50.840 --> 00:34:55.719
Christopher Walking is no, and that's really it. Like Trey

528
00:34:55.840 --> 00:34:57.519
asked me the question again, and I'll try to give

529
00:34:57.559 --> 00:35:00.639
you a different answer in my Christopher Walking voice, and

530
00:35:00.679 --> 00:35:02.159
I'll show it and you'll hear how bad it is.

531
00:35:02.199 --> 00:35:05.760
Go ahead, same.

532
00:35:05.639 --> 00:35:09.239
Question, do you love your wife?

533
00:35:09.519 --> 00:35:11.159
Yeah?

534
00:35:12.199 --> 00:35:12.480
Wait?

535
00:35:12.639 --> 00:35:15.039
Was that okay? It was okay, It's okay, see you

536
00:35:15.079 --> 00:35:17.400
at best. It's it's it's okay at best with any

537
00:35:17.440 --> 00:35:21.239
other word. But if I say, now you know exactly

538
00:35:21.239 --> 00:35:25.719
who that is, but all the rest of it, I die.

539
00:35:26.079 --> 00:35:27.480
I'm just I'm trying to think about the things I

540
00:35:27.519 --> 00:35:30.199
could read, Like what's one of the stories into before me?

541
00:35:30.239 --> 00:35:33.320
See if I can do it in a Christopher Walking voice.

542
00:35:33.320 --> 00:35:37.679
Here we go. The survey found sixteen percent of men see, No,

543
00:35:37.800 --> 00:35:40.480
it's terrible. It's not even worth doing. That's why I

544
00:35:40.480 --> 00:35:43.639
don't do it. I will say this if our brown alert,

545
00:35:43.760 --> 00:35:46.880
if our brown alert is ever answered and we find

546
00:35:46.960 --> 00:35:51.000
raj our Rage actually does a really good Christopher walkin,

547
00:35:54.079 --> 00:35:56.079
maybe if we all do Christopher Walking voice at the

548
00:35:56.079 --> 00:36:03.119
same time, he'll follow. All right, one last little bit

549
00:36:03.159 --> 00:36:10.760
to tell you about inside the Treehouse for today. And

550
00:36:10.800 --> 00:36:12.719
I'm sorry when I do this. Sometimes I save the

551
00:36:12.719 --> 00:36:15.199
best story for last and because I like to go

552
00:36:15.239 --> 00:36:17.159
out on a high note, and I'd like to point

553
00:36:17.199 --> 00:36:19.760
out that this was not a high note for this guy.

554
00:36:19.800 --> 00:36:25.320
But we are really, really kind of men of questionable

555
00:36:25.480 --> 00:36:27.960
character sometimes, and this is a great example of that.

556
00:36:30.159 --> 00:36:33.000
A twenty two year old man fell down and abandoned well,

557
00:36:34.719 --> 00:36:37.239
and no one in a nearby village came to save

558
00:36:37.320 --> 00:36:54.960
him for three days because they thought he was a ghost. Now,

559
00:36:55.000 --> 00:36:57.800
I don't know if this matters or not, but this

560
00:36:57.880 --> 00:37:01.920
happened in the country of Thailand. It happened in Tyler, Okay,

561
00:37:02.280 --> 00:37:05.079
because I feel like if this happened in say, Tyler, Texas,

562
00:37:05.079 --> 00:37:07.039
someone might have checked on it. But in Thailand, I

563
00:37:07.039 --> 00:37:10.079
guess maybe they believe in ghosts a little bit more

564
00:37:10.159 --> 00:37:13.679
than our East Texas brethren. Because here, I'm gonna set

565
00:37:13.679 --> 00:37:14.239
the scene for you.

566
00:37:14.239 --> 00:37:14.679
Here you go.

567
00:37:15.480 --> 00:37:18.039
A twenty two year old man in northern Thailand fell

568
00:37:18.199 --> 00:37:21.920
forty feet down an abandoned well and survived, but he

569
00:37:21.960 --> 00:37:24.400
could not get out, so he started screaming for help.

570
00:37:24.920 --> 00:37:28.280
No one came. The well is in a remote forest,

571
00:37:28.280 --> 00:37:30.559
but there is a small village nearby where people should

572
00:37:30.559 --> 00:37:32.199
have been able to hear him. So why did they

573
00:37:32.239 --> 00:37:35.079
not come to his rescue. It turned out several people

574
00:37:35.159 --> 00:37:38.360
in the village did hear him, but they didn't investigate

575
00:37:38.400 --> 00:37:41.239
because they just assumed he was a ghost and they

576
00:37:41.239 --> 00:37:45.079
thought the forest was haunted. He was stuck in that

577
00:37:45.119 --> 00:37:49.119
well for three days before police who happened to be

578
00:37:49.199 --> 00:37:53.480
driving by heard his screams and were brave enough to

579
00:37:53.519 --> 00:37:56.440
infiltrate the haunted forest. He told him he'd only been

580
00:37:56.519 --> 00:38:00.280
yelling once an hour to conserve energy, so it's lucky

581
00:38:00.360 --> 00:38:03.239
that they were driving by at that exact moment. It

582
00:38:03.280 --> 00:38:05.440
took thirty minutes for people to get him out. He

583
00:38:05.559 --> 00:38:09.159
was covered in bruises, had a closed head injury, and

584
00:38:09.199 --> 00:38:11.360
a broken wrist. They're ceiling up the well to make

585
00:38:11.400 --> 00:38:16.039
sure no one ever falls in again. And now I say,

586
00:38:16.079 --> 00:38:18.760
I don't think this would happen in Tyler, But according

587
00:38:18.760 --> 00:38:25.079
to a poll, sixty one percent of Americans believe in ghosts.

588
00:38:26.679 --> 00:38:31.559
I just they did.

589
00:38:31.400 --> 00:38:35.360
Did they really think it was a ghost or was

590
00:38:35.360 --> 00:38:36.599
he just like the village idiot?

591
00:38:36.599 --> 00:38:41.480
And they were like, or is it Thailand's version of

592
00:38:41.480 --> 00:38:47.800
Timmy on Lassie? That efing guy?

593
00:38:48.280 --> 00:38:53.440
Yeah?

594
00:38:53.519 --> 00:38:55.639
Oh god, all right, thanks hanging out with us inside

595
00:38:55.679 --> 00:38:58.599
the treehouse today. We will see you tomorrow back here,

596
00:38:58.760 --> 00:39:02.760
same time, same channel inside the tree house, see it

597
00:39:02.800 --> 00:39:19.559
out h