July 8, 2025

The Waffle House Index | Tuesday July 08, 2025

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We start off today's show talking about the tragedy in the Hill Country and the various ways you can help. We then move on to some lighter news like a Brazilian model and influencer who got dumped because she upgraded to business class while her boyfriend sat in coach. Then we get ino Talkback Tuesday with avacado toast, Pitchmen, hot sauce, and the Waffle House Index. But first, Birthdays!

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It is time to leave your worries outside and laugh

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with us inside the treehouse. I'm Daniel Malley along with

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Trey Trendholm and Raj Sharma. Today is Tuesday, July eighth,

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two thy twenty five. Last I saw the death toll

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from the Texas floods was into the eighties. It's going

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to be some time before, unfortunately, that number stops going up.

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It is beyond traffic and tragic. It is beyond tragic.

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It's devastating, and there are some ways if you feel

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compelled to do so, there are some ways that you

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can help. The Kerr County Flood Relief Fund was set

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up by the Texas Hill Country Community Foundation to help

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the victims of the July fourth floods. Money is donated

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to this fund will be distributed to organizations that provide

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food assistance, rescue efforts, and relief efforts. The communities supported

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through this fund include hunt Ingram, Kerrville, Center Point, and

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Comfort There's also the American Red Cross of Central and

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South Texas. The American Red Cross is accepting donations. The

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Central and South Texas branch focuses on relief efforts in

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the area, including providing food as well as financial and

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travel assistance for those affected. The Salvation Army is providing

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myriad types of relief efforts in the areas affected by

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the flooding, including emergency aid, food, drinks, and other critical supplies. Also,

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Curville Pets Alive. We are all huge animal lovers inside

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the treehouse and people are not the only ones affected

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by this flooding. Animals have been as well. Curville Pets

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Alive is accepting donations that will help buy supplies for

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homeless pets in the area. You know, that's just four.

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I can I throw one other one out?

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No, I was about to say that that's just four examples.

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There are many, many others, Trey, what did you have?

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Go to HB dot com support a Texas the best

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grocery store in Texas. But the fact that you know

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they already had trucks rolling down there Saturday afternoon, and.

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They have a you go to their homepage, they have

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a fun.

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Set up that they are out there distributing supplies now.

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Also TECHSAR, which is Texas Search and Rescue. It's another group.

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I mean, there are many, many, many outstanding groups and

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people doing things to help all those affected by the

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floods in Central Texas, we welcome can do one of

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those and donate to your hearts. And while it's content,

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yes rash Yeah.

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My buddy Lance Archer from the AW he's from right

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outside of Bryan College Station and he's got to GoFundMe.

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That's going to one of those organizations as well.

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So if you want directly, it's somebody I trust and

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now I've known for years and wonderful guy, always out

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there helping the community when he can.

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So it's on my page, it's on his page.

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But if you go to Lance Hoyt, which is his

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real last name, because whose name is Archer, but it's

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the Lance Archer AW just and him a bunch of

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gofundme's out there that are really good.

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So God bless all those people out there.

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It was truly stunning to see how quickly those flood

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waters rose, because obviously I didn't see anything that happened

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in the middle of the night that so many lives

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on the fourth of July, but various other videos, you know,

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from early in the morning of you know, water rising

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within ten minutes to deadly levels, and it's just stunning

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to see how quickly something like that can and does happen.

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It truly is just frightening.

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It is. It was. I mean, it's absolutely devastating. I

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am stick has a.

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Brother camp of a male camp counterpart which called La Hunta.

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I went to the HUNTA very familiar with that area,

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and you know, it's just it's absolutely tragic and I

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can't even believe how political people have turned this in

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into It's the fact of matter is is you know

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they'll be there. There will absolutely be questions that need

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to be answered. But now at the time, people the

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Weather Service did their job. This system stalled out and

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they predicted eight to ten, they issued the alerts, but

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it happened overnight and it umped about an extra six

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inches of rain, which and you know it's like happens

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with hurricanes, you know, especially in Texas, how they're seldom

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a week goes by. We don't get a flash flood

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of alert. And yeah, there's a fatigue that comes with

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it that people forget. Oh shit, sorry about that.

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That's all right, it is a reality. And that's something

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that after thinking about all the other important factors, first

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those affected, how to help those affected, and then further

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on down is taking for granted the alerts and warnings

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and notices that we do receive, they don't always come

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in on time, can't. I mean, there are various reasons

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for it, and the fact is that for the most part,

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we all ignore them. We typically ignore so many of

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those alerts. And I will be the first to admit,

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if it doesn't say warning on the end of it,

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I don't pay it attention to it. If it's a

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flash flood watch, I'm not that concerned about it. If

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it's a tornado watch, I'm not that concerned about it.

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When it says warning, that's when I'll start to pay attention.

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When there's an amber alert. Have a tendency to ignore those,

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despite the reason for it. It's massively important that we

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pay attention to those. We got that blue alert it

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was earlier this year or late last year where they

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were trying to find some guy from the Panhandle and

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woke everybody up on a Saturday morning at like five am,

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and the whole state was pissed.

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That's blue.

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That's a police alert. Oh okay, And we all need

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to keep in mind that there is a reason that

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those alerts exist. And the movie Twisters, like the first

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movie Twister, was built around the whole premise of trying

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to create a system in which we can get warnings

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two people faster when they need them. So one of

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the lessons to learn from this is tragedy can strike

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it any given moment, any given time. And let's stop

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taking for granted the alerts and the warnings that we

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do receive, because it wasn't that long ago that people

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didn't get any warnings. Stuff just happened.

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M h.

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I'm as I'm as guilty as any I have the

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alerts turned off on my phone, like you know, and

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that's stupid and you shouldn't. But uh, probably after that

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one where that woke everyone up at like five in

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the morning, the silver.

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Alert, if I'll look at it, like, you know, I

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feel bad it's an elderly person. But if it's like

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you know McCallum, Texas, it's like eleven hours away, I'm like, yeah,

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I'm not paying attention to that one.

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Do the silver alerts come through on the phone.

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No, you'll see them on the highway.

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Okay, yeah, but see they know that we don't care

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about the the elder is enough to text them to us.

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They only put those on the overpass.

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But I did.

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There was one silver alert that was in side.

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I have an X that lives in Sachina was like,

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y'all lost one, so start looking around. I don't know

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what to tell you. I'm trying to help, That's all

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I was trying to do.

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Just just start at BUCkies.

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We work your way in.

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Because as someone who will eventually be a Silver Alert,

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I guarantee you what they're going to do is they

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are going to revert to their routine and or places

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that they want to be. That's what's going to happen.

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So if you if you lost, if you lost me

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Maar or Pipa, just go to either their favorite places

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or the places that they frequent. They're going to be

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at one of them.

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So when you go missing, we'll just look at the

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box store.

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The empty appliance box store. That is where I will

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be and honestly leave me there.

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Because I am so happy tree I found him at

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Big Pencil Depot.

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In twenty twenty seven, it has been announced that Spaceballs

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Too will hit theaters and I can't wait. What about you?

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I'm concerned with the age of the actors in that.

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I mean, are they going to actually make it? Are

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they going to film everything as fast as they can

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just in case that if they do pass away? They

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already have a lot of the recording for it, so

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because it takes a while to edit all that stuff.

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So I just hope it comes through. I know everybody's

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going to be building it up. It is something we

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grew up with. To see another production of it, I

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think it's going to be fantastic.

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Do you ever get any design ideas for people's homes

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from the first Spaceballs?

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You know, I've went in some people's homes, and there

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are some There are some elaborate Star.

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Wars fans, for sure.

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Okay, so you know, obviously not the same. But I

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have seen some people designed some absolutely stunning feats, like

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a millennium falcon front facia in their game rooms, and uh,

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you know, high fighters hanging from the ceiling. And one guy,

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you know, he did infinity lights on a on a

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mirror basically all the way through and he put all

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the action figures behind it.

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And so yeah, there are some.

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Unique things that you can do with your home.

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So absolutely, I'm willing to bet that Daniel would love

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to help you install a fresh air dispenser a la

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Spaceballs in your home. Give him a call. I guarantee

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he'll take you up on it. Eight three to three

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along with Trey Trenholm and Raj Sharma. Now let's while

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keeping in mind the heavy hearts and the heavy minds

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that we have with all the flood victims and everything

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that's happening in Texas, with all the tragedy, Let's let's

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take a moment and reflect that this is why we exist,

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is to offer people somewhat of an escape from tragedy

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or sometimes just the mundane aspects of life. And so

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we're gonna do that by doing something that I feel

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like next to baseball is a true human pastime, and

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that's commenting on other people's relationships. For example, a business

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class model got dumped by her economy boyfriend. Nice yeah,

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so what had happened? Was a Brazilian model and quote

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unquote influencer, which is basically just you know, code for

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ash shots on Instagram says she was dumped by her

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boyfriend because she left him in coach while she opted

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to fly business class on their first vacation together. First

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vacation is a huge milestone in new relationships. That's a

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huge test whether or not you are going to make it,

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not just long term, but through the trip.

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Mm hmm.

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That first trip can make or break relationships, and it

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broke this one. The reasoning is because the boyfriend didn't

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want to fly business class. He saw it as a

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waste of money. Princess says, well, I'm gonna do it.

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I don't fly back there, so I am going to

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treat myself and buy my own business class seat, leaving

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him in economy. And then she had all the comforts

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of business class. And then I guess upon arrival he said,

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you know what, I just don't think we're gonna work.

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We're on two different levels here. And she took to

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social media to explain how much better off she.

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Is when he was screaming at her about how much

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better off he is. Was he doing that from outside

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the lounge.

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I feel like they closed the curtain on him.

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Slowly and on their relationship.

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This is this puts me in a very unique and

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unusual position of I'm I.

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Don't fault her one bit.

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I don't either.

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I mean, listen, that is.

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I fully understand uh that she wanted to fly business class.

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Now I just found out a friend of mine this

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happened to her that her husband flew first class while

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she flew coach. Now that that's a different story.

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That's a double standard to what that is.

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That's a that's a bad decision.

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So so real quick, this specific relationship, was he the

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guy that's flying economy, wanted her to fly with him

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because it's their first trip together as a couple. He

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wanted to travel together. She said, no, that's okay, and

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she bought her ticket and flew business class. Based on

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that small additional piece of information, tray Raj, does that

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change your outlook on this at all?

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I know this is a really vain question. But how

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long was the flight?

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I don't know if I found it. Apparently it was

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a long ish flight, but I don't know how far

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I think there was lying.

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I don't. I don't falter I that's his dumbaut.

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He if it was over an hour and a half. Huh,

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it was over an hour and a half. Two hours, Yeah,

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you want some you want some comfort.

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I was going to say three, but you know, I'm

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I'm at a certain point.

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And clearly he's never flown business class, because then he

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would have known, because that's just really it's a much

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better way to go.

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Apparently they were flying to Paris, and seeing as how

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she is a Brazilian model, I'm assuming they don't live

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in Nice.

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Well we'll assume they're flying from Brazil to Paris. Yeah, absolutely,

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he should have ponied up all right, or at least

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ask mama if she'd, you know, buy him a ticket.

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Yeah, one more ash shot and he's got his you know,

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he's got his ticket.

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Well, that's the other thing too, is I guess they

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were both paying their own way, or he had paid

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for both their stuff, and she was like, now you

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keep that seat, I'm going to upgrade myself and fly comfortably.

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The thing that she says that she says, and keep

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in mind, we have no idea if any of this

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is true. She says that the ironic part of all

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of this is that he makes more money and she does.

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She just wants to spend money on the comfort that

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she can afford, whereas he sees it as a financial waste.

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Yeah, that's how I mean, that's how some wealthy people

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stay wealthy. You know, her her finances may dwindle after

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over time with the Instagram influencing his will not And

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I'm sure that that is what he's looking at, is

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the big picture. But if he did pay for everything

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and she upgraded without offering him the upgrade to pay

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for her, you know, I'll pay for both of us.

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You've paid for everything else. That's a different story. And

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she's kind of a bitch.

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I just think that as a couple they probably should

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have discussed this a little more before getting to the airport.

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Yeah.

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Also, it's just I have no intention of taking a

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flight that long until I've saved up enough money to

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afford something better than economy.

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M Also, let's also, if you're dating a air quotes

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a Brazilian influencer and model, you should have expected this.

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Yes, true, Yeah, I mean she could get recognized on

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the plane, she could get harassed in coach.

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You know, you never know what could have happened.

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There's that is actually some of her reasoning for not

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wanting to fly in economy, because then she is subjected

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to the creeps who ogle her.

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I agree, And now she has got left alone and

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first in business class with the creeps that can pay

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for her.

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That's raj Ra. What was it? Who was it you

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sat next to on a flight?

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It was before Alaska took over virgin I was going

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from Dallas to Los Angeles.

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The lady that was sitting next to me is the

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owner of a poo prie. Oh yes, And we started and.

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Where and what where were you seated on the plane?

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First class?

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Okay, she was sitting next to me and and we

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just started talking. She's like, yeah, you know, I'm going

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to LA you know, We're going a little bit of

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business and some pleasure with the family.

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I was like, Oh, where's your who's who are you

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here with.

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Husband and sun? Where are they economy? I was like, okay, well,

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I mean she's like I tried. She's like, I tried

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to upgrade us all but there was only one seat

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left in first class and I took it. And I

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sort of made fun of that because that's what I do.

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And she's like, no, my son's sixteen. I don't think

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he'd appreciate it. And then you know, I took I

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took it, And in my head, I'm like, she's the

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one that founded the company, She's the one that makes

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the millions of dollars on poop spray.

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No no, no, no, no, no no no no, no

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no no. She needs to respect her muse. No woman

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is going to invent Pooperrie without a man giving her

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solid reasons to do so. That is exactly what happened.

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I asked her how she came up with it, and

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she said his poops were so bad he wasn't allowed

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to use their bathroom, and uh, that's how she invented

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it is because.

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They do say is the mother of invention. I just

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liked the fact that that she said she took it.

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It wasn't like it was a chivalry play on the

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husband's part or anything or that, or that there was

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some sort of a discuss where they said and the

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husband's like, no, you know what, baby, you go ahead.

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You founded the company. You're the reason why we can

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even afford any first class ticket. You go up there. Meanwhile,

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I'll be back here destroying this economy laboratory.

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Yeah, that may be the actual reason why she didn't

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want him up there. But yeah, I mean he's uh,

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you know, she made She makes like forty some one

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million dollars a year off the poop.

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Spray, so she used it.

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It's good stuff.

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It is really good. She sent me a whole gift

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basket to my apartment.

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Yeah, all right.

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So question if that same scenario came up where you

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are traveling with your significant other and you, guys, plan

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is to fly first class but there's only one seat,

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are you taking it or are you playing the chivalry

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card and giving it to her?

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No, no, first class ontal plane.

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There's no chivalry card.

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Dad, Chivalry disappears at the curtain.

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That's exactly right. I'm having a whiskey rocks and the chicken.

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And then what about you.

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If I am enjoying the relationship, then I am giving

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it to her or trying to buy someone out of

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their seat or anything.

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But the uh, if.

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You do that and you put the woman back in coach,

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there's a very good chance your relationship is over or

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else that is at least going to be something you

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are going to be hearing about for the next fifteen years.

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And here's another time you get in a fight, and

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every time you fly, and here's another possibility, knowing the

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lineage of crazy women you've dated, Trey, if you take

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the first class seat and you send her to coach,

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she's going to end up in first class. But you

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know how she's going to do it. Did you ever

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see the Twilight Zone movie? Remember the thing out there

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here on the wing of the plane. She's coming for you, Trey.

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I mean they when they arrest her, they have to

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go through first class to take her off the plane,

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so you'll see her again.

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When she's like that guy is not real, not real?

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It goes Tray's girl. And that's when Tray sees her

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like being dragged off the plane in handcuffs and he's like,

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more nuts, please, thank you.

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They have another Membosa.

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It's just a Tasmanian devil just swirling up and down

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the aisles trying to taze her, and she like bites it,

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spits it out.

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Good try.

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All it does is make her stronger. Tray's embarrassed, but

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he's also a little bit turned on.

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I'm Dan, he's trade, that's Raj. It is Tuesday, which

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means it's time for another tree House talkback, and well

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hold on to your butts.

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Hey, Trey, I remember you said you hate avocado toast.

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You're making a fake tray.

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I've never said that. I'm white. I enjoy a good

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avocado toast.

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Yeah you do. You don't have to.

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I think you do.

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It comes on white toast.

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I like it better on sour though.

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Wait no, no, that's exactly right.

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I'm white and I don't care for avocado toast.

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I want.

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If I'm ordering an appetizer, I'll get a normal appetizer,

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and if I want an entree, I'll get a regular

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ass on, especially a brunch. Avocado toast is not an entree.

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It is not.

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It is an appetizer. It's my my ex wife, very

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lovely Australian lady. We would go to a place in

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La and we'd get the albaco. Oh, she would get

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the avocado toast and I would beerate it the entire time.

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So so stop stop being invited.

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So maybe Dakota here is confusing you, Trey, and you Raj.

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So Trey, you're you're four avocado toast, RAJ you were.

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I brought it up as I can't. I can't have

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pretentious food. I can't do it. I can't order it.

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I can't. I don't like it. I'm not going to

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ever do it. And avocado toast was one of the

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examples I brought up. It's just welcome, only untasted.

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Let's hear what the rest of Dakota's talkback is. And

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I feel your pain.

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I've started a job where now I have to make

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avocado toast is one of the items on the menu,

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and it is ridiculous paying twenty dollars for a damn.

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Piece of toast with avocado on it.

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He's not wrong, but at least at least you're making

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money off the avocado toast.

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I mean, if you're working at a place it's charging

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twenty dollars for avocado toast, well.

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Good for you.

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You're probably you're probably working a brunch shift, and God

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bless you, because those are the worst.

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You are the heroes. You're the heroes of the food industry.

477
00:29:18.000 --> 00:29:19.319
God bless you, brunch workers.

478
00:29:19.519 --> 00:29:22.799
That's uh yeah, I hope you uh, I hope you

479
00:29:22.839 --> 00:29:25.519
get promoted and get out of brunch because it is.

480
00:29:26.680 --> 00:29:29.039
It is an awful shift to work on everybody.

481
00:29:29.119 --> 00:29:31.480
So you know, what's what is crazy to me is

482
00:29:31.519 --> 00:29:35.680
how much the food industry and the service industry poops

483
00:29:36.559 --> 00:29:39.000
on the brunch shift. But those of us in the

484
00:29:39.039 --> 00:29:41.000
public love brunch.

485
00:29:42.839 --> 00:29:44.559
And there's a direct correlation.

486
00:29:47.880 --> 00:29:52.200
I understand ya, but I don't want it. Yeah, what

487
00:29:52.359 --> 00:29:52.480
is it?

488
00:29:52.559 --> 00:29:54.240
Rus? I'm not a brunch I can't.

489
00:29:54.279 --> 00:29:54.519
I'm not.

490
00:29:54.880 --> 00:29:57.519
That's I can't. That's not something I can do. I'm like,

491
00:29:57.680 --> 00:30:00.200
is I'm breakfast or lunch? Let's sort it out. I'm

492
00:30:00.200 --> 00:30:01.680
not trying to meet in the middle. I don't want

493
00:30:01.720 --> 00:30:04.559
Hollanday sauce on my eggs. I just want eggs.

494
00:30:05.119 --> 00:30:05.359
I don't.

495
00:30:05.400 --> 00:30:07.279
I don't have to get Hollandays on the eggs. You

496
00:30:07.319 --> 00:30:09.079
can just get eggs. Yeah.

497
00:30:09.240 --> 00:30:12.240
I don't need to be around four drunk x you

498
00:30:12.240 --> 00:30:14.119
know former storty girls that were catching up on the

499
00:30:14.160 --> 00:30:16.079
bottomless Mimosa's while.

500
00:30:15.920 --> 00:30:19.920
I'm trying to enjoy some baking an ex just can't

501
00:30:19.960 --> 00:30:22.000
do it. I can't.

502
00:30:22.319 --> 00:30:29.640
Okay, Hey, guys, Devin here, longtime listener. Love listening to

503
00:30:29.680 --> 00:30:32.799
you guys. You I was just listening to you guys

504
00:30:32.880 --> 00:30:38.480
talk about Billy May's and all the pitchmin stuff. And

505
00:30:38.559 --> 00:30:41.440
I remember back when Billy Mays when they first and

506
00:30:41.519 --> 00:30:43.839
ound had died. That was like a Thursday or Friday,

507
00:30:44.480 --> 00:30:47.880
Saturday or Sunday. There was a commercial that came on

508
00:30:49.200 --> 00:30:51.599
and it was the funniest thing because it literally started

509
00:30:51.599 --> 00:30:57.119
off with Billy May's back again, and all of a sudden,

510
00:30:57.119 --> 00:31:01.319
that channel went black because someone realized, oh, that commercial

511
00:31:01.359 --> 00:31:05.119
shouldn't be on. You guys might might like that. Thanks,

512
00:31:05.279 --> 00:31:06.680
just love listening to you guys.

513
00:31:07.160 --> 00:31:17.680
Yeah, Billy Mays, geez zombie cream, I'm gonna go with

514
00:31:17.799 --> 00:31:20.440
you know, uh.

515
00:31:19.640 --> 00:31:21.359
Billy May's the Resurrection.

516
00:31:21.559 --> 00:31:25.279
I would I I would watch whatever product that is

517
00:31:25.319 --> 00:31:26.599
I'd buy.

518
00:31:28.119 --> 00:31:31.720
I mean, especially that had been on like Kreuflo Dollars,

519
00:31:32.079 --> 00:31:34.359
you know show that would have been just fantastic.

520
00:31:34.680 --> 00:31:36.599
Oh yeah, that had been an unholy pairing.

521
00:31:36.920 --> 00:31:41.200
Uh huh. Jesse de Planiss brings back Billy Mays.

522
00:31:43.440 --> 00:31:45.759
What is it the fix a leak or whatever the

523
00:31:45.839 --> 00:31:49.799
leak seal is flex seal? Yeah, flex seal? How good

524
00:31:49.880 --> 00:31:52.400
is that flex seal? Rock back Billy Mays?

525
00:31:52.799 --> 00:31:55.000
When to that flex seal, It's stop the hemorrhaging of

526
00:31:55.039 --> 00:31:55.480
his brain.

527
00:31:56.759 --> 00:31:57.400
He's alive.

528
00:31:58.279 --> 00:32:00.880
Not only did it seal the hemorrhage in his brain

529
00:32:01.039 --> 00:32:03.880
and in his heart, but it reversed the effects. And

530
00:32:03.920 --> 00:32:06.279
here he is to tell us all about it.

531
00:32:06.599 --> 00:32:08.240
I love how they were stunned by the fact that

532
00:32:08.319 --> 00:32:09.799
they found cocaine in his system.

533
00:32:09.799 --> 00:32:12.599
I'm like, how excited can you be about a garden hose?

534
00:32:14.480 --> 00:32:17.480
I would have been. I would have been more surprised. Wait,

535
00:32:17.519 --> 00:32:20.599
hang on, I would have been less surprised if they

536
00:32:20.680 --> 00:32:27.759
found oxy clean in his system.

537
00:32:28.079 --> 00:32:30.039
They were gonna find some kind of oxy and it's.

538
00:32:33.400 --> 00:32:35.519
Codone clean. I don't know which one it was gonna be,

539
00:32:35.519 --> 00:32:36.480
but they were gonna find one.

540
00:32:37.480 --> 00:32:39.640
Whichever one I could get four easy installments of.

541
00:32:40.319 --> 00:32:43.160
He was from Florida, so.

542
00:32:43.759 --> 00:32:46.759
You know what it was that the cards were stacked

543
00:32:46.759 --> 00:32:55.880
against him. Can you can take the man out of Florida?

544
00:32:58.640 --> 00:33:00.920
Which you can't take the cocaine out of his bloodstream?

545
00:33:01.279 --> 00:33:03.720
Hey, did y'all hear about Billy? Yeah, you're selling oxy

546
00:33:03.799 --> 00:33:04.240
on TV.

547
00:33:04.440 --> 00:33:05.480
God, he's got the gift.

548
00:33:07.400 --> 00:33:09.240
He shouldn't. He should have never gotten into that war

549
00:33:09.319 --> 00:33:09.799
with Vince?

550
00:33:12.799 --> 00:33:14.559
Was that what it was? There was a pitchman war

551
00:33:14.680 --> 00:33:18.359
with the other with Vince the other pitchman that.

552
00:33:18.160 --> 00:33:23.160
That was a big rivalry. Yeah, that was so Yeah.

553
00:33:23.240 --> 00:33:25.240
I think there was a they they were trying to

554
00:33:25.279 --> 00:33:29.240
a little one upsmanship. But who could be the most hype?

555
00:33:29.079 --> 00:33:29.519
We do?

556
00:33:29.599 --> 00:33:31.799
We know for sure that Vince didn't have anything to

557
00:33:31.839 --> 00:33:33.640
do with Billy May's sudden death.

558
00:33:36.640 --> 00:33:39.519
I think it was the plain turbulence him hitting his

559
00:33:39.599 --> 00:33:41.960
head on the thing and then ignoring it.

560
00:33:44.400 --> 00:33:46.200
And I think Vince might have been in jail at

561
00:33:46.240 --> 00:33:47.519
that by that point.

562
00:33:48.039 --> 00:33:51.400
Oh come on, now, Trey, we all know that you

563
00:33:51.400 --> 00:33:56.200
can make things happen from jail. I mean we're talking

564
00:33:56.279 --> 00:33:58.039
about the Pitchman mafia here.

565
00:33:59.839 --> 00:34:02.119
Like like some jazz hands when he goes sham, Wow,

566
00:34:04.160 --> 00:34:06.319
you don't know they might be slap chopping their way

567
00:34:06.319 --> 00:34:07.480
through the prison walls.

568
00:34:09.679 --> 00:34:10.960
When do you want them to do it? Act?

569
00:34:11.000 --> 00:34:23.039
Now you're in the Treehouse US online at Treehouse on

570
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571
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subscribe to Treehouse Plus Today, I'm Dan, He's trade. That's RAJ.

582
00:35:14.880 --> 00:35:20.960
Today is Wednesday, July ninth, two thy twenty five. Let's

583
00:35:21.000 --> 00:35:25.920
celebrate today. You're shaking your head tray in my off.

584
00:35:26.280 --> 00:35:30.320
Yeah, Today's Tuesday, Tuesday eighth.

585
00:35:30.360 --> 00:35:32.760
My bad? Have I have my wrong date in front

586
00:35:32.800 --> 00:35:38.280
of me? I'll fix it. Here we go. Today is Tuesday,

587
00:35:38.400 --> 00:35:41.599
July eighth, twenty twenty five. Not the first time I've

588
00:35:41.639 --> 00:35:44.159
screwed up the date certainly will not be the last.

589
00:35:45.119 --> 00:35:51.480
If today is your birthday, Happy birthday. But starting with

590
00:35:51.519 --> 00:35:56.519
celebrity birthdays, today, Maya Hawk is twenty seven. Not only

591
00:35:56.679 --> 00:35:59.800
is she the daughter of Uma Thurman and Ethan Hawk,

592
00:36:00.480 --> 00:36:04.960
she is probably best known as Robin on Stranger Things.

593
00:36:05.039 --> 00:36:08.599
She's also the voice of anxiety in Inside Out Too,

594
00:36:09.280 --> 00:36:16.119
and she, along with a handful of other young stars

595
00:36:16.159 --> 00:36:19.960
in Hollywood, got a huge break in a little movie

596
00:36:20.039 --> 00:36:23.880
called Once Upon a Time in Hollywood. My wife and

597
00:36:23.880 --> 00:36:26.039
I rewatched this recently because it had been a while

598
00:36:26.119 --> 00:36:29.119
and I wanted to rewatch it, especially after watching, you know,

599
00:36:29.239 --> 00:36:34.119
parts of a couple of Manson documentaries. So Once upon

600
00:36:34.119 --> 00:36:37.719
a Time in Hollywood, one of Quentin Tarantino's films, is

601
00:36:37.760 --> 00:36:43.159
a far departure from the reality of the Manson murders.

602
00:36:43.199 --> 00:36:46.559
But some of the young actors that he cast in

603
00:36:46.599 --> 00:36:51.400
that film have shot to start him since, not necessarily

604
00:36:51.440 --> 00:36:55.199
because of that film. They weren't immediate stars after, but

605
00:36:56.119 --> 00:36:58.719
that was a jumping off point for so many of them.

606
00:36:58.760 --> 00:37:00.599
Some of the names I'm talking about that we're in

607
00:37:00.639 --> 00:37:09.599
that movie, Sidney Sweeney, Margaret Qually, Austin Butler who was

608
00:37:09.639 --> 00:37:14.719
in the New Elvis movie and he was also in

609
00:37:15.039 --> 00:37:22.960
Dune Part two, Maya Hawk, Victoria Pedretti, Mikey Madison and

610
00:37:23.039 --> 00:37:27.639
all these guys got discovered partly because they were seen

611
00:37:27.840 --> 00:37:29.840
in Once Upon a Time in Hollywood, and since the

612
00:37:29.840 --> 00:37:32.280
film they've just just blown up. So it's very cool

613
00:37:32.280 --> 00:37:33.800
to go back and watch that movie and go, like,

614
00:37:34.320 --> 00:37:36.960
I recognize that person. I know that person from this thing.

615
00:37:37.039 --> 00:37:39.400
Quentin Tarantino was there first, so there you go a

616
00:37:39.440 --> 00:37:41.039
little bit of a useless.

617
00:37:40.679 --> 00:37:41.199
Knowledge for you.

618
00:37:42.440 --> 00:37:47.719
Jaden Smith is also twenty seven today. He is offspring

619
00:37:47.840 --> 00:37:52.599
from Will Smith. Sophia Bush is forty three place Detective

620
00:37:52.639 --> 00:37:55.360
Aaron Lindsay in Chicago, PD Brook Davis on One Tree Hill,

621
00:37:55.440 --> 00:37:59.920
and Void in The Incredibles two, Me Love and Timilia

622
00:38:00.880 --> 00:38:03.800
is forty eight today. He famously played Jack Pearson on

623
00:38:03.840 --> 00:38:09.519
This is Us, where he was killed by a crock Putt.

624
00:38:10.119 --> 00:38:11.920
Did you guys ever watch This is Us?

625
00:38:14.000 --> 00:38:17.079
I watched I think the first five six episodes, but

626
00:38:17.119 --> 00:38:18.719
I remember him from Heroes.

627
00:38:18.920 --> 00:38:22.000
Yes, he was also in Heroes. This show to call

628
00:38:22.000 --> 00:38:25.920
it melodramatic as an understatement, I never saw a whole episode.

629
00:38:25.920 --> 00:38:27.760
I think I saw like ten or fifteen minutes of

630
00:38:27.800 --> 00:38:33.199
an episode on a flight, and I was just thinking,

631
00:38:33.480 --> 00:38:35.719
this is too much drama for me. I don't need.

632
00:38:36.559 --> 00:38:38.960
I have enough family drama in my life, and I

633
00:38:39.039 --> 00:38:41.840
try to avoid family drama at all costs. I don't

634
00:38:41.840 --> 00:38:45.760
want to put in, you know, make believe family drama.

635
00:38:45.760 --> 00:38:46.599
That's just too much for me.

636
00:38:47.280 --> 00:38:49.239
But yeah, I think the whole goal was every episode

637
00:38:49.280 --> 00:38:51.639
is that can we make people cry every single episode?

638
00:38:51.960 --> 00:38:52.159
Yeah?

639
00:38:52.639 --> 00:38:55.800
Well, when they killed his character Jack Pearson and This

640
00:38:55.840 --> 00:38:59.880
is Us, they did it from a fire that was

641
00:39:00.119 --> 00:39:06.679
caused from a crockpot, and it was so damaging to

642
00:39:06.760 --> 00:39:09.159
some of the viewers that they started getting rid of

643
00:39:09.159 --> 00:39:13.480
their crockpots and it hurt sales of crock pots.

644
00:39:14.079 --> 00:39:14.280
Yeah.

645
00:39:14.519 --> 00:39:17.920
See, that's when you need to remind you to not

646
00:39:18.199 --> 00:39:21.079
always set it and forget it.

647
00:39:21.800 --> 00:39:23.760
Set it and maybe also set an alarm to help

648
00:39:23.800 --> 00:39:27.480
you remember it so it doesn't kill you.

649
00:39:29.280 --> 00:39:32.320
He was always dead in the show, if I remember correctly.

650
00:39:32.760 --> 00:39:35.360
He was their father that died when the kids were

651
00:39:35.400 --> 00:39:39.840
young and then so it was just tragic for them

652
00:39:39.840 --> 00:39:42.320
finding out how he died. He was already dead in

653
00:39:42.360 --> 00:39:42.760
the show.

654
00:39:43.119 --> 00:39:50.559
Yeah, yeah, Crockpott, like most shows would go with car

655
00:39:50.599 --> 00:39:55.079
accident or maybe he because his character was so well received,

656
00:39:55.119 --> 00:39:58.480
Like maybe he died helping some woman who was being

657
00:39:58.559 --> 00:40:01.079
robbed and he got killed in the process. Nope, Crockpot

658
00:40:01.119 --> 00:40:01.880
trying to make some case.

659
00:40:01.920 --> 00:40:07.079
So here's a pot roast, that's all you trying to do.

660
00:40:08.360 --> 00:40:10.280
He was trying to feed the family.

661
00:40:14.800 --> 00:40:19.920
He died doing what he loved best, doing what he

662
00:40:19.960 --> 00:40:21.079
loved best, slow cooking.

663
00:40:26.480 --> 00:40:27.800
I told you I was you're a girl that.

664
00:40:33.920 --> 00:40:36.599
But the sales of George Foreman Girls went through the roof,

665
00:40:36.880 --> 00:40:37.440
Yeah they did.

666
00:40:42.840 --> 00:40:48.440
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00:40:48.480 --> 00:40:59.719
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668
00:41:00.599 --> 00:41:04.119
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669
00:41:04.159 --> 00:41:08.239
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674
00:41:21.000 --> 00:41:23.519
This is the tree House Show. I'm Daniel Malley along

675
00:41:23.519 --> 00:41:27.000
with Trade Trendholm and Raj Sharma. It is still Tuesday,

676
00:41:27.320 --> 00:41:30.000
and we still have a couple of talkbacks to share

677
00:41:30.039 --> 00:41:30.280
with you.

678
00:41:31.559 --> 00:41:35.880
Hey, everybody, it's jac did Yann to hear about the

679
00:41:35.920 --> 00:41:41.480
waffle houses in Georgia going on strike. Yeah, I'm telling

680
00:41:41.480 --> 00:41:43.960
you waffle houses in Georgia going on strike. If that

681
00:41:44.079 --> 00:41:47.800
doesn't tell you something's going on in the country, I

682
00:41:47.840 --> 00:41:52.480
don't know what will. Because as we know, we have

683
00:41:52.519 --> 00:41:56.199
a waffle House index. They don't close.

684
00:41:59.360 --> 00:42:03.480
He right about that. It's very rare for waffle houses

685
00:42:03.519 --> 00:42:07.079
to close. Waffle House employees and Marietta, Georgia went on

686
00:42:07.079 --> 00:42:10.440
a three day strike beginning Friday to demand better working

687
00:42:10.480 --> 00:42:16.280
conditions and higher wages. I believe though that this happened

688
00:42:16.440 --> 00:42:21.159
in May, so it might be a couple of months old.

689
00:42:21.239 --> 00:42:24.960
I don't know the current status of the waffle house strike,

690
00:42:25.239 --> 00:42:27.320
but I guess they were planning on three days and

691
00:42:27.360 --> 00:42:30.239
maybe they came back to work, but they had gripes

692
00:42:31.280 --> 00:42:33.239
with waffle House corporate.

693
00:42:33.320 --> 00:42:34.039
I guess.

694
00:42:35.519 --> 00:42:40.440
About a delayed police response to a customer who entered

695
00:42:40.440 --> 00:42:43.639
the store and assaulted a worker. Strikers are also protesting

696
00:42:43.679 --> 00:42:47.079
delayed pay raises that were promised last year and a

697
00:42:47.119 --> 00:42:50.719
mandatory meal deduction policy that they say reduces their take

698
00:42:50.760 --> 00:42:53.440
home pay. Well that's interesting. So you can work at

699
00:42:53.440 --> 00:42:55.119
waffle House but you don't eat free.

700
00:42:55.519 --> 00:42:55.800
Hmm.

701
00:42:57.760 --> 00:42:59.679
It's one of the few times where you mentioned the

702
00:42:59.679 --> 00:43:02.440
words cabs and no one really flinch.

703
00:43:04.920 --> 00:43:06.079
There's waffle house.

704
00:43:06.119 --> 00:43:06.280
Yeah.

705
00:43:06.280 --> 00:43:10.280
Well yeah, we kind of figured, yeah, that's what the

706
00:43:10.320 --> 00:43:12.119
covered is and scattered's covered, its smothered.

707
00:43:15.320 --> 00:43:15.920
Yeah.

708
00:43:16.079 --> 00:43:18.679
I just wanted they wanted their they wanted their insurance

709
00:43:18.679 --> 00:43:20.559
covered and chunked.

710
00:43:23.039 --> 00:43:25.599
Please, please don't do scabs and chunked. I could have

711
00:43:25.639 --> 00:43:27.760
handled smothered and covered, but I don't think I can

712
00:43:27.760 --> 00:43:29.440
handle chunked scabs.

713
00:43:32.639 --> 00:43:36.239
Or I think, you know, maybe this would actually if

714
00:43:36.280 --> 00:43:42.880
your corporate waffle House corporate. You know, I think you

715
00:43:42.880 --> 00:43:44.559
this really might have to get your attention and go,

716
00:43:44.880 --> 00:43:46.719
maybe we need to look at what's going on down there,

717
00:43:46.760 --> 00:43:50.480
because he clearly we're not hiring the right people if

718
00:43:50.480 --> 00:43:52.519
they're getting beat up by the customers, because it's the

719
00:43:52.519 --> 00:43:54.280
waffle house employees who do the ass whippon.

720
00:43:55.519 --> 00:43:57.840
That is true, don't you don't you come across that counter.

721
00:43:59.079 --> 00:44:02.400
I mean, I mean that is a hot spatula and

722
00:44:02.440 --> 00:44:03.199
they will use it.

723
00:44:03.440 --> 00:44:03.719
M h.

724
00:44:05.159 --> 00:44:07.280
That's when you know you're paying low when you can't

725
00:44:07.320 --> 00:44:09.599
get the waffle house employees to fight your customers.

726
00:44:11.559 --> 00:44:18.760
Yeah, yeah, you got like waffle house chefs are basically

727
00:44:19.000 --> 00:44:21.760
like every waffle house chef is basically like a John

728
00:44:21.800 --> 00:44:25.599
Wick with a spatula and a coffee caref.

729
00:44:27.119 --> 00:44:27.320
Yeah.

730
00:44:27.360 --> 00:44:31.320
I like how you call them chefs. That's so sweet

731
00:44:31.320 --> 00:44:33.599
of your dad. Normally they were referred to as inmate

732
00:44:33.679 --> 00:44:34.360
and then a number.

733
00:44:34.960 --> 00:44:38.960
But you can you can yell chef out if you want.

734
00:44:41.679 --> 00:44:43.639
You get hit, you get slapped once with a hot

735
00:44:43.679 --> 00:44:45.440
ass batula, I'll call you whatever you want.

736
00:44:48.320 --> 00:44:51.800
You get beat down by a waffle Yeah, that's a chef.

737
00:44:53.239 --> 00:44:55.480
Yeah, if you end up chunked, you call them whatever

738
00:44:55.599 --> 00:44:59.880
they want you to call them all right one more here.

739
00:45:00.039 --> 00:45:03.679
Hey guys, it's Maxwell here. And listening to that episode

740
00:45:03.679 --> 00:45:06.280
of the Treehouse during the talkback segment where this guy

741
00:45:06.360 --> 00:45:10.239
was really asking whoever Craig was about what their favorite

742
00:45:10.239 --> 00:45:13.400
hot sauce was and then funny enough ending it off

743
00:45:13.440 --> 00:45:16.760
of ooo, it kind of made me think back to

744
00:45:17.159 --> 00:45:19.960
a few years ago, went Alfie, I'd gotten like a

745
00:45:20.079 --> 00:45:23.559
few boxes are so filled with eight gallons full of

746
00:45:23.599 --> 00:45:27.119
Louisiana Hot sauce. And now they kind of made me

747
00:45:27.159 --> 00:45:29.559
want to ask you guys, if you guys hadn't actually

748
00:45:29.559 --> 00:45:32.280
gotten a box that was filled with eight gallons of something,

749
00:45:32.840 --> 00:45:34.400
what would you want that something to be?

750
00:45:36.880 --> 00:45:37.079
Ask?

751
00:45:37.239 --> 00:45:37.960
O random?

752
00:45:38.199 --> 00:45:39.840
Anyways, I hope you guys are having a good day.

753
00:45:39.920 --> 00:45:43.320
And also to make it funny and end it off.

754
00:45:49.239 --> 00:45:52.000
Can can I just say that I would love it

755
00:45:52.119 --> 00:45:55.400
if all of our Treehouse talkback messages ended with a

756
00:45:55.599 --> 00:45:57.840
ooh like he did, Thank you Maxwell.

757
00:45:58.519 --> 00:45:59.679
And now they will.

758
00:46:02.440 --> 00:46:06.760
Making this stupid just a little bit stupider every single day.

759
00:46:09.159 --> 00:46:11.519
I remember that, Yeah, it was Louisiana Hot Sauce. There

760
00:46:11.719 --> 00:46:16.400
was an endorsement that had happened, and like Louisiana Hot

761
00:46:16.440 --> 00:46:20.280
Sauce was so happy they sent us buckets more of

762
00:46:20.360 --> 00:46:23.920
Louisiana Hot sauce and so Okay, Maxwell brings up a

763
00:46:23.920 --> 00:46:25.920
good question. If you could have eight gallons of anything,

764
00:46:26.239 --> 00:46:33.519
what would it be. I'm gonna go cash. I would

765
00:46:33.519 --> 00:46:34.639
like eight gallons of cash.

766
00:46:34.679 --> 00:46:35.079
Please.

767
00:46:37.880 --> 00:46:40.320
I don't know if you can measure money in gallons,

768
00:46:40.360 --> 00:46:41.679
but why not let's try.

769
00:46:42.880 --> 00:46:43.599
Yeah, let's see.

770
00:46:43.800 --> 00:46:45.760
Yeah, liquefied gold, that would be.

771
00:46:46.039 --> 00:46:49.320
Yeah, that's what I was gonna say. Train and I

772
00:46:49.360 --> 00:46:50.480
are oddly on the same page.

773
00:46:51.159 --> 00:46:56.000
And not liquid gold like the Velveta commercial from a

774
00:46:56.000 --> 00:46:58.840
few years ago, like actual gold.

775
00:47:00.159 --> 00:47:04.000
Or Velveto. That's good too. I'm like throw some rotel

776
00:47:04.000 --> 00:47:04.280
in there.

777
00:47:04.280 --> 00:47:05.119
You gotta dip.

778
00:47:08.159 --> 00:47:10.639
Either way. Either way, my day got better.

779
00:47:11.039 --> 00:47:12.880
Yeah. Eight gallons of diamonds.

780
00:47:13.719 --> 00:47:17.719
Or little thumb drives that each have a bitcoin on them. Yeah,

781
00:47:17.719 --> 00:47:18.239
I'll take that.

782
00:47:18.960 --> 00:47:24.199
Okay, Yeah, there we go. Uh yeah, I'm going yeah, diamonds.

783
00:47:25.360 --> 00:47:26.960
I can't even imagine how much that would be worth.

784
00:47:28.480 --> 00:47:31.039
Again, let's let's see if someone can help us to

785
00:47:31.079 --> 00:47:31.599
find out.

786
00:47:32.000 --> 00:47:32.760
Send it on over.

787
00:47:33.199 --> 00:47:35.760
Yeah, just send it over and we'll put it in

788
00:47:35.800 --> 00:47:38.360
the buckets and we'll measure it out and we'll totally

789
00:47:38.360 --> 00:47:42.239
send you. What is overage?

790
00:47:44.159 --> 00:47:45.800
This is where Dan forgets your address.

791
00:47:48.599 --> 00:47:50.800
I not only forget the address. I don't know what

792
00:47:50.840 --> 00:47:54.119
an address is. I go full gen z.

793
00:47:57.559 --> 00:47:58.760
I don't know how to mail stuff.

794
00:48:00.800 --> 00:48:03.119
I feel like little Danny. The answer would have been.

795
00:48:03.039 --> 00:48:07.719
Like glue, he's got to have something for lunch.

796
00:48:10.599 --> 00:48:11.239
Rever cement.

797
00:48:13.360 --> 00:48:15.599
It was supposed to be glue, but I traded it

798
00:48:15.639 --> 00:48:21.719
for eight gallons of pink chips and a snack pack.

799
00:48:23.880 --> 00:48:26.519
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800
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801
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802
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803
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