Feb. 25, 2025

Things To Do On The Toilet Besides Brushing Your Teeth | Tuesday February 25, 2025

Things To Do On The Toilet Besides Brushing Your Teeth | Tuesday February 25, 2025

Did you know people brushed their teeth on the toilet?  We didn't and, quite frankly, it disturbed us.  Then we wonder why they don't have something like a car wash for our bodies.  Next, we look back at an early 90s Sizzler commercial and wonder what...

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Did you know people brushed their teeth on the toilet? We didn't and, quite frankly, it disturbed us. Then we wonder why they don't have something like a car wash for our bodies. Next, we look back at an early 90s Sizzler commercial and wonder what could have been and we learn about a Chinese student who nearly burned down the dorm to hide his blowup doll. But first, Birthdays!

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It is time to leave your worries outside and laugh

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with us inside the treehouse. Happy Tuesday to you. Today

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is February twenty fifth, two thy twenty five also known

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as two twenty five twenty five. Sounds cool to say,

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it looks cool to see it. Raj, you are our

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resident expert numerologist, self proclaimed?

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Is that a?

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Is that a good number? Bad number? How are we

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looking on a Tuesday? Two twenty five forty five?

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It's a very good number?

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Okay? Is that because two and five add up to seven?

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Or just because twos and fives are good on their own?

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Twos and fives are good on their own, But it

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does equals seven?

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Uh?

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And then you add those up, So seven seven fourteen,

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that's five plus two is seven.

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Good news in math, all in one place inside the treehouse.

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Speaking of good news, there's something we have not done

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in a while that I think we need to correct.

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If you guys are up for it? Are you up

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for a little adventure on a Tuesday inside the treehouse?

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Tray you up for it?

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I don't know, Dan, I'm a little uh oh, come on,

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and you say up for it an adventure? I don't

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know what you have in mind.

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I'm talking to you, not my wife. I know where

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your head's going, and it's not that.

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See.

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Ah sure, all right, what about you, Raj or you

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up for a little adventure on a Tuesday? Absolutely, especially

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after the good numerology report.

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M h all right.

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Then we have not played Believe it or Not in

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a little while, and I think it's time we correct that.

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So let's do it now here on Believe It or

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Not Inside the Treehouse, I'm going to read a statement

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or a news headline and you have to tell me

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if you believe it or not. That's simple. So on

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today's edition of Believe It or Not Inside the Treehouse,

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do you believe that one percent of people brush their

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teeth while sitting on the toilet? One percent of people?

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One percent of people brush their teeth while sitting on

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the toilet. I'll give you a moment to think about

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your answer. Do you believe it?

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Give it you a.

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I think it would be more than one percent.

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Okay, so you do believe it or don't believe it.

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I believe it would be more so that statement I

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don't believe to be true.

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Okay, Trey, what about you? Do you believe that one

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percent of people brush their teeth while sitting on the toilet.

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Do I believe that one percent of humanity is gross? Yes, yes,

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yes I do.

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As i'm thinking about this, that correct bell, By the way,

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that correct bell was for you, Trey. But as I'm

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thinking about this, I think you're also correct, rajsh because

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I may have worded this question poorly, because one percent

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of people do, in fact brush their teeth while sitting

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on the toilet. But that's not all, because it's actually

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three percent ah of people who brush their teeth while

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sitting on the toilet, which technically means one percent of

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people doing it is accurate. It's just that it was

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more so. Congratulations, you were both correct on believe it

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or not Inside the Treehouse. Congratulations. And also I'm sorry

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for the rest of us now realizing that three percent

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of us brush our teeth while sitting on the toilet. Look,

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I have done some really really unpleasant things in the bathroom,

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but brushing my teeth while I'm taking that's the wrong

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button while sitting on the toilet is not one of them.

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I do have some standards, believe it or not.

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Yeah, I don't think I've ever done that I've never

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even been tempted.

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Yeah, yeah, I don't even like brushing my teeth in

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the same section of the house where I've just recently

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gone number two.

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Yeah, that's it's I don't know why people would do that.

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Are you multitasking? Is that what it is? Is trying

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to get as much done in one sitting? No, no,

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no pun intended.

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Well, a poll asked people where do you brush your teeth?

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Seventy one percent of people said they stand at the

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sink in front of a mirror. That's obviously, that's seventy

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one percent. That's most of us, and that's what I do.

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Twenty percent of people say they walk around the house

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while brushing their teeth, and then very interestingly, three percent

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of people say they sit somewhere, and an additional three

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percent say they sit on the toilet.

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So gross. I wouldn't want to be around that person

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so bad.

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Because because they'd be clean and dirty at the same time,

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or just would it just be all it's all dirty, right,

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it's just all dirty, right?

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Yeah? Yeah, yeah.

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The There is another option though, that I have done

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that was not an option on this survey. For some reason,

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I have brushed my teeth in the shower. That was

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not an option in the survey for some reason. Interesting

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to me, that's decent multitasking because I'm cleaning two things

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at the same time, and I can rinse and everything

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and spit and all that kind of stuff in the

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shower with my teeth brushing. I think that's fine. I've

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even been to some people's homes where they have the

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toothbrush in the shower, so I get that. That to

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me is some decent multitasking. But never, never, while we'll

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go on number two.

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Well, there was a a theory put forth, it was

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probably twenty years ago saying for water conservation, brushing your

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teeth in the shower is, you know, more efficient. When

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it turns out no, most people were wasting more water

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doing so. Right, Unless you are multitasking in the shower,

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then it's kind of useless.

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Right because I think most people, as you're brushing your

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teeth in the shower, you're just standing there as the

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shower is running and you're brushing your teeth, as opposed

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to brushing your teeth with one hand and soapen up

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or whatever with the other. Yeah, I I okay, now

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let me throw this curveball at you as the thought

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creeps into my brain. We all agree that brushing your

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teeth in the shower, I'm sorry. We all agree that

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brushing your teeth while on the toilet grows. We also

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agree from previous conversations on the show, that going number

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two in the shower is gross. Yes, especially because you're

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gonna have to, like, you know, stomp it down a

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drain hen waffle stomper, which would be a dating deal

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breaker for you as single men. Waffle stomper or toilet

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toothbrusher waffle stomper so hard against the waffle stopping, which

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means you'd have to at least somewhat put up with

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the teeth brushing while on the toilet.

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They don't have to tell me.

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It's information age, there are there were no more secrets.

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Yeah, waffle stopping is the deal breaker because that I

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have to stand there where they have done that. That's

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you know, yeah, I know, I know what happens on

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a toilet.

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And at least if.

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You're brushing your teeth on the toilet, you're at least

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getting something somewhat clean. But if you go to in

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the shower, you have now sullied the shower forever.

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Right, Yeah, I think anybody, anybody that goes number two

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in the shower doesn't brush their teeth to begin with.

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Well, brushing your teeth on the toilet doesn't equate to

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pooping on my feet, Well, stopping does.

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It's important to lay the groundwork for a successful relationship

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Sharma with you in the Treehouse today, Tuesday, February twenty fifth,

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twenty twenty five. Uh Raj, what was that interesting little

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nugget you just shared with me?

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And it just popped into my head?

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I had an X that would so PI had a

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roommate and they would they worked at the same restaurant

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and they would use the same bathwater.

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Hang on, I need to I need to find something

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here because I need I'm feeling similar feelings to Trey

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here say that again.

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They would they would share the same bathwater.

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Coincidentally that was throwing up into the bath tub.

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Yeah, I mean I didn't.

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I didn't know this, and I went over.

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I'm just happen to be there when they were getting

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ready for work and they just used the same water,

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and I was like, what are you doing?

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You're bathing in her fil Yeah.

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See, there's there's a brief moment there where in your mind.

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And I wonder if Trey is having the same thought

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that this could have a sexy reason for it, like

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hang on, hang on, Like we share a bath water

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at the same time. I don't that might be something

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to be a little more open minded about. But not

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one after another.

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Yeah, yeah, there's some scissoring going on. Great, But otherwise no,

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because you're whoever, especially I mean in this day and age,

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if you're bathing, I have serious questions about you because

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like if you're in the bathtub, because you're really just

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sitting in your own filth. Yeah, but then especially if

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you're the second person going in there.

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Yeah, yeah, I did. How did that come up in

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the relationship? Was this was this on the way out,

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like after the breakup, she doesn't well, I use the

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same bathwater as Tina or I mean, I don't know

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why they don't come up.

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I happened to be there when they were getting ready

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for work and the roommate got out of the shower

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or the bathtub, and I kind of walked down the

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hall and then she got in and started her bath,

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and I was like, that's the same water, and we

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had a very long talk.

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About how disgusting that is. They couldn't no. I made

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sure that she never did that.

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thought it was so gross.

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I'm with you, Trey. I think at this point, with

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the scientific knowledge now we have about germs and things,

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if you're taking a bath to get clean, I think

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that can serve as a red flag. If you're taking

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a bath for relaxation, or you're doing like an epsom

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salt thing whatever. If you're doing it for some other

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reason besides getting clean, that's probably okay.

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take a bath to relax, whether you know, got a

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jacuzzie tub, soak your muscles, I EBB, some salt whatever. Great,

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But if I take a bath for relaxation at the

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end of it, you know what I do. I'm gonna

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take a shower because I know I've still been sitting

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in my own filth.

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And you're disgusted by sitting in your own filth. Now,

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let's transfer this into Raj's X, who willingly got into

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her roommate's bathwater after having after it had been used.

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and her roommate then went in again, and I was like,

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we can't.

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Did you make her immediately go back into the bathroom

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and take a shower?

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Okay? Or did you Or in my head what I

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what I would prefer you have done is did you

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ever see Turner and Hooch? No, there's a great scene

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in there where Tom Hanks trade notes what I'm talking about.

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It's a great scene in there where Tom Hanks's character

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it's like he needs to clean hooch, so he takes

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hooch outside garden hose and a really long brush. It

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gives that dog a hell of a bath. That's probably,

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in my mind, what you should have done with the

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X when she told you that she takes back that's

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in her roommate's bathwater.

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Now I'm thinking more silk wood.

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You know radiation scrub.

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Power hose.

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Yeah, Why aren't those Why aren't those like kiosks at

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the mall or some type of uh? Because you know,

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car washes are are great businesses and they do really well.

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Why not like a like a drive through people wash

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with similar hose attachment.

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I think that's against the law. I think that's public nudity, Dan.

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I think the Geneva Convention outlaws that.

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Surely there's got to be a clause in there that

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makes an exception.

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Raj inside the Treehouse Today, Tuesday, February twenty fifth, twoenty

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twenty five. Now that we've been thoroughly disgusted by using

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other people's bathwater, let's think about something that maybe will

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take us back to a simp blur time, a more

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wholesome time in our lives, and specifically I'm talking about

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nineteen ninety one.

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Brings the choices that you've been looking forward, giving you

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the right to choose. We're offering much more harm.

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In case you missed it at the beginning there, this

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is a promotional video from nineteen ninety one for the

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dynamic restaurant Sizzler. Now, I mentioned just the other day

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that while my wife and I were on vacation in

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Puerto Rico, we saw a Sizzler. We didn't go, but

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we saw one. I thought they had been long extinct

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along with the dinosaurs, and there one was, and I thought.

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Instagram showed me this promotional video from nineteen ninety one

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starring Sizzler. Because I had set it out loud, my

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phone heard it until I looked down underneath the caption

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of this Sizzler video and our very own Trey Trendholm

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had liked it five days ago. So five days ago,

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Trey liked this video on Instagram. And this morning, while

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I was on the toilet not brushing my teeth, this

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Sizzler video popped up on my feed all because of Trey.

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It looks gross in the picture. It's nineteen ninety one.

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Very few things look appetizing back then. There are some

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very bold claims in this Sizzler commercial from nineteen ninety one.

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Let's start this over. It brings the choices that you've

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been looking for. So it's really just you know, classic

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nineteen nineties with the you know, it's it's a buffet.

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It's a restaurant. If you've never been to a Sizzler,

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it's it's a buff restaurant with the various stations and

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the people that are there, they're dressed up for.

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Dinner.

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Guys are wearing suits and button down shirts tucked into pants,

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and ladies are wearing dresses. Basically it looks like they've

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come straight from church. But you can tell it's the nineties.

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Buy the hair, the dresses, and the tile around the

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bases of the buffet brings the choices that you've been

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looking for. Giving you the right.

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To choose, We're offering much more harm by holding to traditions.

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Get changing with the tide.

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Choices and selections, choices.

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After I'm sorry, I've got I've got a pause it there.

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I guess this lady is at the dessert station. They

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show a tight shot of some whip cream and chocolate

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sauce being drizzled over the top of it, and then

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it pulls back a little bit and then you see

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some lady with classic early nineties hair licking her lips

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like she's just been off like she I don't even

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know how to properly describe how enticed she is by

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this chocolate covered whipped cream station at Sizzler. She looks

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like something out of chained heat.

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I've been to a sizzler.

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Nobody looks like that thing that is not their ideal audience.

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See, I've never been to a sizzler. I'd always heard

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of them. I'd heard of them mentioned in film or television.

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When I was really little and still living in Bartlesville, Oklahoma,

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we had a restaurant known as Western Sizzling, but that

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that was not the same as this place. I don't

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think and my my buffet experience as a child was

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basically limited to Golden Corral, hometown buff your standard Chinese buffet,

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and ponchos.

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Wow.

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Okay, I never got to experience the magic that apparently

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Sizzler is.

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Yeah, let'll tell you a cheeseburger in Jesus, that's the

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way this commercial it comes off.

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It really does. I mean, like like this part right

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here where I talk about traditional values but forward thinking

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or something as we get this get changing with the time.

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Yeah, choices and selections, choices of directions.

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I don't think you could find a broader approach to

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marketing or restaurant. It's like traditional values, but at the

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same time, we're gonna give you lots of choices and options,

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you know, like like the forward thinking place we are.

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Yeah, the guy was eating the burger with I'm assuming

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that's or victim. I don't know which one it was.

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It might depend on what vehicle they arrived in.

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Yeah, like get back in the van, Like that's the

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look on his face, so creepy trying.

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To find him again.

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Yea freedom in your life at Sizzler. My god, I'm

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just saying a lot of pressure for a buffet.

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If they showed the actual people that go to Sizzler,

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the commercial would look wildly different.

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This is what when they opened Sisler. This is what

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they thought it was gonna look.

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Yeah, this is This is a nineteen ninety one example

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of expectations versus reality. I will say this commercial, though,

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you know, for the buffet, you know, back in nineteen

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ninety one, was very aggressive. There are two black people

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in it.

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Yes, like I said, they're not.

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They've been unfortunately separated.

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We don't all know each other.

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Dan Well, by watching this video, you'd assume all the

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white people do.

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It looks like they do.

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All the white people in this video are like straight

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out of Central Casting, so it looks like they all

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know each other. But they're way too dressed up for

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the Sizzler. Nobody does a staying on their shirt, nobody is.

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Nobody's morbidly obese.

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Really well, if you think about it, though, that's because

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no one's because no one's going back for the second

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trip yet. This is all first trip stuff.

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The choice.

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Like choices every.

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I love how at the end here the lady that

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was making sexual advances to the whipped cream dessert station

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is now ready to get ready to round all the

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bases at Sizzler with her date right there in the restaurant.

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I don't think he was a date.

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She just you said I could choose at anything I

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wanted at the Sizzler. I choose Darren the buff Boy.

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It was just in the way of the chocolate fountain.

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She just needed to get to it.

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I feel like there's another version of this commercial that

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they don't want us to see.

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twenty twenty five. Still at the beginning of a new week,

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so many things are possible, not for this kid in China,

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but for the rest of us. Lots of good things

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are still on the horizon, but again, not for this

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college kid in China. Here's what I'm talking about. A

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college kid in China is making headlines after he accidentally

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started a fire in his dorm. The reason why he

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started a fire in his dorm is because he was

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trying to hide his inflatable sex doll from his roommate,

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so he wanted to distract him with a fire, it

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seems I mean, how far would you go to hide

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your sex doll from your roommate like a fire? Seems

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pretty extreme when all you really have to do is

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just open the air plug. Wouldn't that be easier?

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Put it under the bed all right too?

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Yeah, just just let out a little air and then

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slide her under the bed. That seems to be a

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more practical way to hide her or him. I don't

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want to make any judgments. When his roommate came home,

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this kid had his inflatable girlfriend out. We don't know

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if they were in the middle of a date or what.

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When the roommate came home.

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I bet the inflatable girlfriend wasn't the only thing that

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was out.

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He was just taking her to sizzler.

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Oh so, anyway, the college kid had his inflatable girlfriend

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out when his roommate came home. We don't know if

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he was in the middle of enjoying his inflatable doll,

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but he snuck her out into the hallway and tried

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to destroy the evidence by setting her on fire. That

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poor doll. The hallway filled with smoke, which then set

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off an alarm. So instead of his roommate finding out,

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everybody found out. A security guard called the fire department.

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No one was hurt, no peep, that is, and not

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a ton of damage was done to the dormitory other

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than a little bit of damage to the doll and

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a lot to this college kid's reputation.

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Yeah, you can't live that down. Now, That's that's it.

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You're that guy.

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It's China. No, you probably literally can't live that down.

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I don't know a whole lot about Chinese culture or

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you know, but I'm guessing this isn't normal.

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In any culture. This isn't normal.

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The thing is, though, I can't help but wonder is

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it because it was an inflatable doll, Like had this

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been one of those real dolls that cost thousands of dollars,

474
00:29:55.200 --> 00:29:57.400
I don't think he's gonna set her on fire because

475
00:29:57.400 --> 00:30:11.119
she costs thousands of dollars.

476
00:30:05.200 --> 00:30:07.200
Unless you just swiped one from the Temu factory and

477
00:30:07.200 --> 00:30:08.880
it was only fifty nine dollars.

478
00:30:11.319 --> 00:30:14.440
Look if if you get a real doll for fifty

479
00:30:14.519 --> 00:30:17.319
nine dollars off of Timu. Not only am I if

480
00:30:17.359 --> 00:30:22.400
I'm your roommate, not only am I going to say, dude,

481
00:30:22.440 --> 00:30:25.240
it's okay because it's a real doll. I'm also going

482
00:30:25.319 --> 00:30:27.200
to give you an extra fist pump because you got

483
00:30:27.200 --> 00:30:30.880
a good deal on her. I'm also going to ask

484
00:30:30.920 --> 00:30:32.960
would you please leave a sock on the door so

485
00:30:33.000 --> 00:30:36.599
I know when you and your doll are having you time,

486
00:30:37.000 --> 00:30:39.440
so I don't accidentally walk in on anything that I

487
00:30:39.440 --> 00:30:40.319
don't want to see.

488
00:30:44.319 --> 00:30:45.079
Yeah, you can't.

489
00:30:45.160 --> 00:30:47.519
I don't know how you casually bring up inflatable doll

490
00:30:47.559 --> 00:30:50.920
to your roommate. Okay, so you know you want to

491
00:30:50.920 --> 00:30:53.880
watch the game. I also have an inflatable doll, just.

492
00:30:53.839 --> 00:30:57.440
Like Yeah, I feel like there are some things that

493
00:30:57.960 --> 00:30:59.759
when you have a roommate and I don't. And this

494
00:30:59.799 --> 00:31:04.920
is like college roommate where you're it's it's a you're

495
00:31:04.960 --> 00:31:07.720
living in the same room together. This isn't like, you know,

496
00:31:07.839 --> 00:31:09.920
more into adulthood having a roommate where you have your

497
00:31:09.920 --> 00:31:12.200
own separate bedrooms and you can keep god knows what

498
00:31:12.400 --> 00:31:16.000
hidden places, but when you're in the same room, that

499
00:31:16.079 --> 00:31:18.119
seems like a pretty big gamble.

500
00:31:19.839 --> 00:31:20.039
Yeah.

501
00:31:20.119 --> 00:31:22.960
I had a buddy of mine visiting from India in

502
00:31:23.160 --> 00:31:26.200
La and we're going up and down the Sunset Strip

503
00:31:26.200 --> 00:31:27.799
and the Hustler store is there.

504
00:31:28.160 --> 00:31:29.240
And no Indian kid.

505
00:31:29.279 --> 00:31:30.480
He's like, oh, I'm going there, and I was like

506
00:31:30.480 --> 00:31:32.960
all right, And then he proceeded to buy a fleshlight

507
00:31:34.640 --> 00:31:37.400
like with you there and like yeah, Like I didn't

508
00:31:37.400 --> 00:31:38.480
know what was going like, I was just kind of

509
00:31:38.480 --> 00:31:39.359
walking around doing my own thing.

510
00:31:39.359 --> 00:31:40.160
And then he was at the counter.

511
00:31:40.200 --> 00:31:42.039
I was like, oh, let me catch up with him

512
00:31:42.079 --> 00:31:47.079
because we're gonna leave, and he was purchasing the fleshlight

513
00:31:47.160 --> 00:31:47.559
and I was.

514
00:31:47.480 --> 00:31:49.960
Like, you knew what it was, right, Like yeah, he

515
00:31:49.960 --> 00:31:52.759
didn't think it was some sort of random like jar

516
00:31:52.839 --> 00:31:56.160
opener kitchen apparatus that happened to be at the Hustler store.

517
00:31:58.359 --> 00:31:59.759
He's Indian, He's not stupid.

518
00:32:02.880 --> 00:32:05.279
Well, I'm thinking fish out of water type scenario. I

519
00:32:05.319 --> 00:32:08.079
don't know if they have those in India. If he

520
00:32:08.200 --> 00:32:11.079
sees it, does he automatically know what it does? He

521
00:32:11.119 --> 00:32:12.240
automatically know what it is.

522
00:32:12.920 --> 00:32:15.799
M yeah, I mean they don't have them in India

523
00:32:15.920 --> 00:32:17.680
and you can, I think, go to jail for it.

524
00:32:18.880 --> 00:32:21.119
So that's how much he wanted it, Like he was

525
00:32:21.519 --> 00:32:22.400
in the risk prison.

526
00:32:23.279 --> 00:32:26.160
So he comes to America. So he lives in India.

527
00:32:26.480 --> 00:32:26.799
Mm hm.

528
00:32:27.440 --> 00:32:29.880
He comes to America to visit you. In LA you

529
00:32:29.920 --> 00:32:32.119
take him to the Hustler store where he proceeds to

530
00:32:32.119 --> 00:32:35.440
buy a fleshlight, which is illegal in India.

531
00:32:36.839 --> 00:32:38.559
And I didn't take him to the hustler so we're

532
00:32:38.599 --> 00:32:40.720
walking past it and what I want to go in there?

533
00:32:42.680 --> 00:32:45.680
Does he then try to smuggle it back into India

534
00:32:45.839 --> 00:32:48.839
or does he use it exclusively while staying with you

535
00:32:49.119 --> 00:32:50.440
in Los Angeles with you?

536
00:32:51.279 --> 00:32:54.160
It never came out of the box and it went

537
00:32:54.599 --> 00:32:57.880
directly into his luggage when he got back to my place.

538
00:32:58.200 --> 00:33:01.640
So he attempted to smuggle it back into India.

539
00:33:02.079 --> 00:33:06.119
Yes, it successfully did, but.

540
00:33:06.119 --> 00:33:08.039
He left it in the box, never used it while

541
00:33:08.079 --> 00:33:10.359
while visiting you, Like, there wasn't any sort of weird

542
00:33:10.400 --> 00:33:12.359
moment where you're watching TV and he says, Hey, I

543
00:33:12.400 --> 00:33:14.880
need to go to the bathroom, and then just you know,

544
00:33:15.000 --> 00:33:17.000
like a minute later, when he's in the bathroom, you

545
00:33:17.039 --> 00:33:19.000
hear a weird noise, and you're just like, I don't

546
00:33:19.000 --> 00:33:20.200
really want to find out what's.

547
00:33:20.039 --> 00:33:20.680
Going on in there?

548
00:33:23.039 --> 00:33:23.119
No?

549
00:33:23.799 --> 00:33:25.039
Uh yeah?

550
00:33:25.200 --> 00:33:26.680
Is it really that hard to get laid in a

551
00:33:26.720 --> 00:33:28.680
population of one point five billion people?

552
00:33:29.880 --> 00:33:36.880
Two point four tray get your question.

553
00:33:38.839 --> 00:33:41.319
I I don't know. I don't live there, but I'm

554
00:33:41.480 --> 00:33:44.000
I'm that's why there's arranged marriages. These kids don't get

555
00:33:44.000 --> 00:33:48.160
a lot of action, so that's why their parents have

556
00:33:48.240 --> 00:33:51.519
to set it up for them. They're they're fleshlight people

557
00:33:51.799 --> 00:33:53.599
like a lot of flesh.

558
00:33:53.839 --> 00:33:56.839
So did he successfully smuggle it back into India?

559
00:33:56.880 --> 00:33:59.680
He did? He's uh, yeah, very much so.

560
00:34:00.000 --> 00:34:03.079
And he was sent me an email thanking me for

561
00:34:03.119 --> 00:34:05.599
the trip and all this stuff, and he's like, I

562
00:34:05.680 --> 00:34:12.039
got the flashlight past customs. I was like, well, I'm

563
00:34:12.079 --> 00:34:13.840
pretty sure those guys didn't know what they were looking

564
00:34:13.880 --> 00:34:14.239
at either.

565
00:34:19.079 --> 00:34:20.360
That's a Star Wars character.

566
00:34:29.519 --> 00:34:31.599
Of course, it's a Star Wars character. It's still in

567
00:34:31.679 --> 00:34:32.199
the box.

568
00:34:38.800 --> 00:34:44.199
You're in the tree House. Visit is online at Treehouse

569
00:34:44.280 --> 00:34:57.880
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570
00:34:57.920 --> 00:34:58.719
You're in.

571
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Listen is online at Treehouse on air dot com.

572
00:35:05.639 --> 00:35:08.199
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576
00:35:19.000 --> 00:35:24.960
social media. I'm dan with Trey Raj apropos of nothing,

577
00:35:25.440 --> 00:35:28.920
especially if you were listening to this show online consecutively

578
00:35:28.960 --> 00:35:31.199
with the previous segment. I'm just going to ask Raj

579
00:35:31.440 --> 00:35:34.440
a question that has absolutely nothing to do with the

580
00:35:34.440 --> 00:35:39.079
previous segment. Whatsoever. Did they tell him just to stick

581
00:35:39.079 --> 00:35:44.519
it in the dishwasher or yes, I was really hoping

582
00:35:44.599 --> 00:35:46.440
that that was going to be a no.

583
00:35:47.000 --> 00:35:51.119
Okay, Yeah, it's to dismantle it, uh huh and then

584
00:35:51.280 --> 00:35:53.920
rinse it out and then put it in the dishwasher, or.

585
00:35:54.280 --> 00:35:57.320
I don't think it, let's think of what that the

586
00:35:57.320 --> 00:36:02.679
dishwasher or soak it in this with Lee Jim Soap.

587
00:36:05.239 --> 00:36:06.320
That's what I had to walk up to.

588
00:36:07.360 --> 00:36:11.280
Jesus kind of proud that, you know, the Indian kids

589
00:36:12.880 --> 00:36:16.280
got himself a flashlight, but I didn't need to see.

590
00:36:16.800 --> 00:36:20.000
I don't know what you're talking about. That has nothing

591
00:36:20.000 --> 00:36:21.599
to do with the conversation or the thing I was

592
00:36:21.639 --> 00:36:22.519
just asking you about.

593
00:36:23.119 --> 00:36:23.960
Yeah, but it's in.

594
00:36:23.880 --> 00:36:26.519
The I hate how you changed topics on me mid sentence.

595
00:36:28.400 --> 00:36:29.760
I'm very proud of this kid.

596
00:36:33.719 --> 00:36:37.400
Okay, there's only one way to come back from this.

597
00:36:42.800 --> 00:36:46.199
Today is Tuesday, February twenty fifth, twenty twenty five. Let's

598
00:36:46.199 --> 00:36:51.880
celebrate with some birthdays. Oh, Noahs You is twenty Today,

599
00:36:51.960 --> 00:36:55.639
Noah You is twenty. He plays Marcus in A Quiet Place,

600
00:36:55.679 --> 00:36:59.519
the first Quiet Place movie. Noah Duke turns twenty. If

601
00:36:59.599 --> 00:37:02.360
you guys have not seen any of the Quiet Place movies,

602
00:37:02.480 --> 00:37:06.119
I highly recommend them. Phenomenal films. All three of the

603
00:37:06.119 --> 00:37:08.880
ones I've seen Quiet Place one, Quiet Place two, and

604
00:37:08.960 --> 00:37:12.400
even the Quiet Place prequel was actually pretty darn good.

605
00:37:13.119 --> 00:37:14.960
You were the first person that I have heard say

606
00:37:14.960 --> 00:37:16.159
the prequel was any good.

607
00:37:16.800 --> 00:37:17.519
I enjoyed it.

608
00:37:17.920 --> 00:37:21.360
Yeah, that's not really a two thumbs up.

609
00:37:21.320 --> 00:37:21.559
Is it?

610
00:37:24.119 --> 00:37:30.280
I haven't looked, but when you vouch for it, Yeah,

611
00:37:30.599 --> 00:37:33.960
I know some of the movies you've seen, so I don't.

612
00:37:33.760 --> 00:37:39.519
Know people that you know. Trey didn't like A Quiet

613
00:37:39.559 --> 00:37:40.280
Place Day one.

614
00:37:41.480 --> 00:37:43.079
As I said, I think you are the first person

615
00:37:43.119 --> 00:37:45.639
that I have heard say that the third one was

616
00:37:45.719 --> 00:37:46.480
any good at all.

617
00:37:48.679 --> 00:37:52.840
Interesting. Maybe I'm just maybe I'm just fascinated by it

618
00:37:52.920 --> 00:37:54.920
because I like the cast.

619
00:37:55.199 --> 00:37:55.679
I don't.

620
00:37:57.679 --> 00:37:59.840
Now I'm questioning. Now I'm questioning things.

621
00:37:59.840 --> 00:38:01.280
I think I liked it.

622
00:38:01.360 --> 00:38:06.039
Who was in the third one? Starred Lupita Nyogo and

623
00:38:08.719 --> 00:38:11.239
I'm brain farting on his name. He's the one that

624
00:38:11.280 --> 00:38:14.400
played Eddie and Stranger Things five and he's Johnny Blaze

625
00:38:14.400 --> 00:38:18.360
and the New Fantastic four movie. Oh wait, wait, wait,

626
00:38:18.920 --> 00:38:23.599
Now that I think about it, there were some things. Yeah, Okay,

627
00:38:23.760 --> 00:38:25.440
I didn't like it as much as I thought I did.

628
00:38:25.480 --> 00:38:27.920
I was I was confusing it with A Quiet Place two.

629
00:38:28.480 --> 00:38:33.519
The third Quiet Place has some moments of sheer stupidity,

630
00:38:34.000 --> 00:38:36.599
Like how that cat doesn't get eaten is beyond me.

631
00:38:39.119 --> 00:38:40.760
I know, if you've seen the movie, that'll make sense.

632
00:38:40.800 --> 00:38:43.119
People are getting eaten left and right because they make

633
00:38:43.199 --> 00:38:45.840
noise or they fart or whatever. That's all right, I

634
00:38:45.840 --> 00:38:50.599
made that up. But this cat somehow lives throughout the

635
00:38:50.719 --> 00:38:52.480
entire film, which I was glad because I don't want

636
00:38:52.480 --> 00:38:55.159
to see a cat torn to shreds. But yeah, there

637
00:38:55.159 --> 00:38:58.280
were certain aspects of it that were pretty dumb. But

638
00:38:58.440 --> 00:39:09.199
you liked Alf, no Trey. I loved alf. Alf is

639
00:39:09.239 --> 00:39:15.119
a goddamn classic. It's a treasure. Alf himself belongs in

640
00:39:15.159 --> 00:39:19.400
the Smithsonian, not just the puppet, but the show. And

641
00:39:19.480 --> 00:39:24.000
the man who voiced him in the Smithsonian. There should

642
00:39:24.039 --> 00:39:26.960
be an entire Alf wing at the Smithsonian.

643
00:39:30.000 --> 00:39:31.760
Do you know what Alf's real name was?

644
00:39:34.320 --> 00:39:41.079
Uh, Alien life force is what? I don't remember his name.

645
00:39:41.599 --> 00:39:42.280
I remember he's.

646
00:39:42.119 --> 00:39:45.800
From Melmac and his name is Gordon Shumway. Oh that's right,

647
00:39:45.880 --> 00:39:46.519
Gordon Shumway.

648
00:39:46.559 --> 00:39:46.719
Yeah.

649
00:39:46.800 --> 00:39:50.360
Yeah, I don't know why I know that.

650
00:39:50.840 --> 00:39:56.559
That's there's this there's this very alien that comes to Earth,

651
00:39:57.119 --> 00:40:01.199
lives with an eighties family. Uh, likes to eat cats.

652
00:40:01.840 --> 00:40:06.320
And his name is Gordon Shumway. Not his like Earth

653
00:40:06.440 --> 00:40:11.280
name that was given to him. No, that's his alien name.

654
00:40:11.320 --> 00:40:13.599
His alien name is Gordon Shumway. It sounds brilliant. How

655
00:40:13.639 --> 00:40:14.800
do you not love that already?

656
00:40:15.000 --> 00:40:18.960
So that this is and Dan's Film and Radio Hall

657
00:40:19.000 --> 00:40:22.199
of or Film, TV and Radio Hall of Fame. You

658
00:40:22.320 --> 00:40:26.280
have the exhibit of American Ninja Alf and then Jim Kotta.

659
00:40:27.840 --> 00:40:32.920
No, Jim Kotta does not deserve a place in the

660
00:40:32.960 --> 00:40:38.159
Smithsonian as a standalone film. It absolutely does not in

661
00:40:38.239 --> 00:40:45.760
the pantheon of trash films. It deserves a mention. If

662
00:40:45.800 --> 00:40:48.239
there was a wing, if there was if there was

663
00:40:48.280 --> 00:40:52.360
an exhibit at the Smithsonian that focused on trash films.

664
00:40:52.719 --> 00:40:54.360
Jim Kotta would deserve a mention.

665
00:40:56.599 --> 00:40:57.719
You need to watch this now.

666
00:40:58.519 --> 00:41:03.199
Yeah, things to do on the toilet besides brushing your

667
00:41:03.239 --> 00:41:05.039
teeth by Dan O'Malley.

668
00:41:08.039 --> 00:41:10.480
Okay, we're all laughing, but now my wheels are spinning.

669
00:41:14.239 --> 00:41:20.360
I think I could write that in like four minutes. Oh,

670
00:41:21.760 --> 00:41:23.800
I'm not even making that up. I'm legitimately thinking that's

671
00:41:23.840 --> 00:41:25.039
a good title for a book.

672
00:41:26.039 --> 00:41:27.519
Chapter one.

673
00:41:32.280 --> 00:41:34.639
They say to start with your strongest stuff.

674
00:41:39.760 --> 00:41:43.119
You gotta pull him in, Dan, you gotta draw in

675
00:41:43.199 --> 00:41:43.960
the reader.

676
00:41:43.920 --> 00:41:46.679
Start with Jim Kata, end at American Ninja, and just

677
00:41:46.679 --> 00:41:48.000
take him on a ride. In between.

678
00:41:50.480 --> 00:41:52.239
Speak a little bit of alpha there.

679
00:41:55.639 --> 00:41:57.239
Alpha is the catnip if you would.

680
00:42:03.119 --> 00:42:09.639
You're in the Treehouse, visit us online at Treehouse on

681
00:42:09.800 --> 00:42:21.320
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682
00:42:21.519 --> 00:42:25.039
You're listening to the tree House, Visit us online at

683
00:42:25.039 --> 00:42:28.760
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684
00:42:28.800 --> 00:42:31.639
If you miss any part of the Treehouse Show, you

685
00:42:31.639 --> 00:42:34.800
can catch up with a Treehouse Show podcast, available on

686
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687
00:42:41.360 --> 00:42:46.400
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688
00:42:46.480 --> 00:42:49.760
you get your podcasts. I'm Daniel Malley along with Trade

689
00:42:49.800 --> 00:42:53.519
Trenholm and Raj Sharma. Before we close up the treehouse

690
00:42:53.559 --> 00:42:55.960
for the day, I wanted to ask a couple of

691
00:42:56.000 --> 00:43:00.519
clarifying questions to you. Raj. Your buddy that visited you

692
00:43:00.599 --> 00:43:04.599
in La and he visited the hustler store and he

693
00:43:04.719 --> 00:43:08.480
came away with his own flesh light to take back

694
00:43:08.480 --> 00:43:13.719
to India. You say those are illegal in India? And

695
00:43:13.840 --> 00:43:18.800
how many how many people or roughly how many men

696
00:43:19.039 --> 00:43:19.800
live in India?

697
00:43:21.679 --> 00:43:21.880
Oh?

698
00:43:21.960 --> 00:43:25.360
I mean it's one point four billion, one point four

699
00:43:25.360 --> 00:43:27.719
to five billion people in country, one billion out of

700
00:43:27.760 --> 00:43:28.239
the country.

701
00:43:28.360 --> 00:43:30.679
So okay, So let's go one and a half one

702
00:43:30.679 --> 00:43:34.280
point four billion people that live in India. Let's say

703
00:43:34.360 --> 00:43:40.559
roughly half are male, and flesh lights are illegal there,

704
00:43:41.039 --> 00:43:47.039
m hm, toys in general, adult toys in general illegal

705
00:43:47.079 --> 00:43:53.800
in India. So I'm assuming there's a healthy black market

706
00:43:53.920 --> 00:43:55.960
for adult toys in India.

707
00:43:57.280 --> 00:44:00.320
Yes, that is very true.

708
00:44:00.480 --> 00:44:08.880
Uh, there's yere somewhere, there's running around the mamba of Mumbai.

709
00:44:10.039 --> 00:44:12.800
Yes, sadly, So buddy.

710
00:44:12.760 --> 00:44:17.119
Is it do you think like high class sales like

711
00:44:17.159 --> 00:44:20.280
in a nightclub or the penthouse of a hotel, or

712
00:44:20.280 --> 00:44:23.719
are we talking about guys with trench coats opening them

713
00:44:23.800 --> 00:44:26.480
up on the street to show people their wares.

714
00:44:27.719 --> 00:44:32.719
It's the slum dog millionaire of sex toys. That's how

715
00:44:32.840 --> 00:44:35.239
underground it is. Like you don't want to you don't

716
00:44:35.239 --> 00:44:38.239
want to visit that neighborhood, but they got the stuff

717
00:44:38.280 --> 00:44:38.559
you need.

718
00:44:40.760 --> 00:44:42.840
But is it is it? Is it quality stuff or

719
00:44:42.880 --> 00:44:45.000
is this gonna be like like the knockoff stuff that

720
00:44:45.079 --> 00:44:46.639
might be a little dangerous.

721
00:44:47.880 --> 00:44:51.880
It's probably made in China because it's next door, and uh,

722
00:44:51.880 --> 00:44:53.119
it's probably the knockoff.

723
00:44:53.760 --> 00:44:54.119
It's not.

724
00:44:54.440 --> 00:44:56.000
It's not like the real flushlight.

725
00:44:56.840 --> 00:44:58.039
It's actually flashlight.

726
00:45:04.719 --> 00:45:07.599
Yes, I wouldn't be surprised if that's how they're passing

727
00:45:07.639 --> 00:45:08.000
it off.

728
00:45:08.519 --> 00:45:10.119
Like what do you have? What do you have right there?

729
00:45:10.159 --> 00:45:11.039
That's my flashlight?

730
00:45:14.840 --> 00:45:19.719
So flashlights are illegal all sex toys. What about tech support?

731
00:45:26.719 --> 00:45:27.719
Tech support for the.

732
00:45:27.719 --> 00:45:29.039
Flash for the flesh light?

733
00:45:33.639 --> 00:45:36.000
You know, it's still be the same script, like, hey,

734
00:45:36.039 --> 00:45:42.000
thanks for calling this a storm, and no it's not.

735
00:45:42.679 --> 00:45:45.280
I'm having a little trouble with with my my brand

736
00:45:45.280 --> 00:45:46.559
new flashlight.

737
00:45:50.599 --> 00:45:51.639
Won't turn on.

738
00:45:55.159 --> 00:45:57.000
All right, hold down the reset, but.

739
00:45:58.679 --> 00:46:04.840
Turn it off and on. Have to talk to my supervisor.

740
00:46:08.440 --> 00:46:25.239
Escalate you to little two. Sorry, I know it's just ridiculous.

741
00:46:25.280 --> 00:46:31.599
But it's what we do in here. Oh wow. Thanks

742
00:46:31.599 --> 00:46:34.440
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743
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00:46:38.039 --> 00:46:40.159
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00:46:40.199 --> 00:46:43.960
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00:46:47.480 --> 00:46:50.519
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748
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