July 15, 2024
Things You Shouldn't Pick Up | Episode #104
Dan teaches up that finding something laying on the ground isn't always a good thing. We debut our new game Versus and debut some awesome new Merch. And tell you how the USA brought home the gold in the Merlympics!
Dan teaches up that finding something laying on the ground isn't always a good thing. We debut our new game Versus and debut some awesome new Merch. And tell you how the USA brought home the gold in the Merlympics!
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It is time to leave your worries
outside and laugh with us inside the tree
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House. I'm Dan O'Malley, along
with Trey Trenholm and Raj Sharma. Coming
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up on today's Pick Show, we
have a special announcement about the Treehouse Pool
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party that is coming up at the
end of the month. We're also going
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to be debuting a new game.
I use the term game very loosely here.
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We'll be debuting Versus. It is
the terrifying new game from the Treehouse.
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It was born in the previous episode
and it comes into its own in
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this one. That'll be very interesting
debuting Verses today in the Treehouse. But
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first I need to tell you about
something that happened recently. It actually happened
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a few days ago. I need
to tell you about the explosion that happened
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in our home. But do you
yes? I shared just about everything with
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you guys, and I'm sure as
hell not about to start stopping telling you
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guys major life events that happened to
me. You guys, by the way,
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are welcome to share those same life
events like Trey did in the previous
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episode where he told us about his
most successful recent romantic relationship with the woman
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he had to remove from his bar
walker three blocks to a different bar are
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uh And it was a thing of
beauty and we appreciated that. And I
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want to make sure I mentioned that
again, Trey. I appreciate you sharing
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with us. Have you started looking
up real estate and by Sean, because
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you know there's more than just her. I'm just saying, if you want
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to be crazy adjacent, No,
it's like, you know, we had
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a full we had a full romance
in three blocks. I mean, love
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hate, you know, just crazy
tears laughing. You're the greatest. You're
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an ass. Just you can't talk. Mean it just it completed me.
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It it satiated my need for a
relationship for the rest of this year.
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You're like the Olympics. You're good
for a few more years. Team wins
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again. I think that might be
the first time. It's the first time
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they're taking home the gold. Yeah, Trey took home the flag bearer.
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Well, actually didn't take her home. He just took her from one bar
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to the next. Uh. No, So I need to tell you guys
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about the explosion that happened in our
home recently. Here's what happened. Okay,
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I was actually recording commercials with Jacqueline
from Brooks Plumbing last week, right,
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and as i'm I record in the
same fashion that we record here.
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It's virtual. You know. She's
in you know, Garland and I'm here
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in the Islands. And so we're
in the middle of recording one of one
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of the commercials for Brooks Plumbing,
and off to my right, I hear
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a pop and not like bubble wrap
pop, but not quite a you know,
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C four pipe bomb explosion, but
a good healthy pop to wear back
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into the left. And I try
to ignore it because I'm a professional.
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It's like, okay, I'm gonna
power through, ignore it and just get
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the spot recorded with Jaqueline. And
then about ten seconds later, one of
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the most horrific smells that has ever
entered my nostrils assaulted me. And at
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that point I look over towards the
kitchen where Tera is doing something, and
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she's looking back at me like white
eyed, not quite in hysterics, but
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something bad has clearly happened. So
at that point I wrap up the commercial
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with Jacqueline, and then i'd tell
Jacqueline, give me five minutes and find
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out what's going on. I go
over and there was a small egg explosion
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in the kitchen, a small,
severely rotten egg explosion. And when I
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say severely rotten, I don't even
think this qualifies as rotten. This is
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something worse. This is something that
should only really pop up on a questionable
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sci fi movie on the sci Fi
Channel at like three a before the vaginal
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mesh infomercials, you know. So
the backstory. The backstory here is since
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we no longer have chickens because we're
on Saint John not Saint Thomas, Tara's
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been feeding this little family of chickens. It's a mama hen and five chicks.
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The other day, in this yard
outside of our building, I found
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an egg. And it's a yard
we walked through every day. So hey,
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look, I'm assuming this is a
fresh egg. I bring it inside,
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and a couple of days later is
when Tara decides, all right,
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we're gonna cook this egg. I
mean, you think about it, free
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range organic. I'm assuming you can't
get any more free range chicken egg than
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dropped in the middle of a field
next to your apartment building from a wild
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chicken. Okay, at this point, I would like to tell you,
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guys, if you ever come across
a and the egg in a field.
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Leave it, don't touch it,
don't pick it up, don't bring it
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inside. Definitely, do not have
any intention of cooking said egg. Yeah,
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I don't think, as much as
my curiosity sometimes gets the best of
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me, I would never think to
pick up field egg. Yeah, especially
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the one that's been in the sunshine. And that's exactly right. Well,
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I had to learn that lesson the
hard way. YouTube jerks. The sun
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cooked it before you did, and
then we waited about three days to crack
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it open. So wait here here
it gets better because yeah, well not
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for Terah, because she was the
one that decided to try to cook it.
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She goes to crack the egg to
then put it in the pan.
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So when it does the you know
the click when she smashes it on the
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counter, she tries to break the
egg on the counter, and on like
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the second or third tap, it
explodes like it doesn't just like do like
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a tiny crack and splinter like a
typical egg. No, it explodes.
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It's got a bunch of sulfur gas. A bunch of sulfur gas comes pouring
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out along with a mysterious green yogurt
light consistency, liquidy, clumpy thing that
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is now oozing out of the egg
at this point, I don't know that.
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When I'm recording the commercial with Jacqueline, I just smell the I heard
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the pop, and then I smelled
the aftermath. And then when I saw
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Terra's face when I looked over,
it was sheer horror. And we were
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picking up food yesterday and we were
talking about it again because she's like,
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oh, don't forget. You need
to tell the guys about the egg explosion.
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She looked up photos of what happened. She didn't take photo because she
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couldn't stand it, but she took
She looked up photos on Google images of
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what it looks like. Right,
I see both your hands up, hang
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on a second. Yes, And
she was going to show it to me
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because she loves me and wants me
to continue to be able to eat eggs.
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She said, you know what,
I think it's better that you don't
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see this. Yes, is it
an egg? That egg actually has had
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like a little chicken it and then
it composed And yeah, uh maybe I
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don't. I don't know because you've
ever raised chickens, you've you've got the
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egg that yeah, you all that
I've seen. I've seen I've seen the
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egg where it has the you know, the partially formed you know, chickenside.
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But apparently what what popped out of
this was just all green yogurt like
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ooze. So whatever was in there
head turned. Yeah. It actually makes
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me think the zombie if the zombie
apocalypse starts, it will have started it
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with that chicken egg. Yes,
it was. Here's and this is just
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how my brain works. Like,
you've been walking through this field. Do
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this is what Dan does? Uh? And for days and days and days
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feeding the hen and the baby never
saw an egg. And then on like
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the fourth or fifth day're like,
hey, let's turn that into an omelet.
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Uh, and the sun if it
could talk, went Dan, I
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did that like four days ago.
Uh, don't crack this egg and you
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got a decomposed fetus. Is what
you smashed on your counter. I think
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what I think, what we opened
up in the kitchen is something that will
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eventually have it's on Netflix documentary and
will then be featured on our friends show
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Sinisterhood podcast. Yeah, so how
was it? Did you smell? Huh?
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Smell no, God, No,
we put that thing in the trash
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and took the trash out and then
left the house. Did did you throw
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the pan out? No, we
just cleaned them. I don't did it
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did the egg make it into the
pan? Tara said it made it on
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microwave. So you're moving now, actually
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dot com. Gentlemen, it's time for
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us to debut our new game,
Versus. This was born out of the
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previous episode where I asked you guys
about would you rather m in a death
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match? You have to choose your
opponent, and I asked you would you
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want that opponent to be a meth
field attack squirrel or Gary Busey, And
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I think you both went Gary Busey. No, I think we both know
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yeah, because the myth has a
chance of eating the squirrel's teeth. That's
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never gonna Eaty's teeth, That's right, Okay, So you both went with
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the met field attack squirrel. So
I started ruminating about that since then,
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and I decided, you know,
that sounds like a fun game we can
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play on the show. So would
you like to play version of the official
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new version of Versus with me?
Now? Yeah? Absolutely famous? Last
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word nothing, Pucy. We shall
see, gentlemen, it's time to play
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versus. A hot topic on the
show recently has been eighties playground equipment that
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we all grew up on playing and
building up scar tissue and character and grit
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and various viruses and things, built
up a solid immunity over the years.
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Right, So here's my question for
you, through all the playground stuff we've
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been talking about recently in the treehouse, in a death match, I need
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you to choose your opponent. Would
you rather take on a single ISIS fighter
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or an entire class of fourth graders
from the eighties. Now, if you're
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I'm going to give you a moment
to think about this. If you're wondering,
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why would I choose these seemingly very
different entities, Here's why. Remember
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back in the early mid two thousands
or so, when like Taliban and ISIS
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and they would release their terrorist training
videos and all it really was was guys
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in black masks on the monkey bars
one after another. Yes, didn't really
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intimidate any of us, did it, because we all that stuff we all
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did in like elementary school, and
honestly looked cooler doing it. And they
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had sand to fall on in their
video we had actual limestone gravel with glass
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and things. So that is why
I am putting these two together in our
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first edition of Verses. So I'm
going to ask you again the question.
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In a death match, you must
choose your opponent. Would you rather take
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on a single ISIS fighter or an
entire class of fourth grade from the eighties
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not current fourth graders? Because playgrounds
are made out of hugs. That's not
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That's it, Trey. I will
start with you can the fourth graders ask
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questions? Mmm? Ironically, that's
a great question, Trey. I think
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it's important that in a death match
that the individuals involved get to use all
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the tools at their disposal. So
I'm going to say yes. I said,
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I'm gonna go with the ISIS fighter
because you're afraid if I die,
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at least be peaceful. Be more
peaceful. Twenty five fourth graders asking a
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bunch of questions? Yeah, no, interesting? Do they ask the questions
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simultaneously? And do they have a
number of questions that they can ask before
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they have to stop? It's a
death match, rag, anything's possible,
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so they can all at the same
time just start shouting out questions. Sure,
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I'm gonna take the fourth graders because
the Isis guy will kill himself the
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one time the suicide vest is in
your Yeah, is in Miss Wisdom's homeroom.
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Like that, that's the only building
part he took out was just the
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teacher's lounge. Yeah, if you
can have twenty five eight year olds simultaneously
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asking questions with no end and no
response, like you don't even have to
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respond to their questions. They just
keep asking questions, some of them over
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and over again, the same ones. Yeah, that guy is gonna that
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guy's gonna explode himself. I'm fascinated
by by the fact that you both so
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Raj you chose the fourth graders,
you chose the fourth graders, and Trey
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you went with the Isis fighter because
you just have to assume, like he's
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just gonna he's just gonna, like
the bomb has to go off and kill
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everybody. Look in my scenario,
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very much. Yeah, and now
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Brooks Plumbing into the Treehouse now for
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What's more important the best contractor or
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be identical to mine. And there's
an old saying that you can get a
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contractor that's fast, cheap and good
or a high quality, and you can
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typically get two out of three,
but you can't get all three at the
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but it won't be good. And
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and good, but it won't be
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if you're working with a good contractor. If you're clear enough about what your
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earlier in the show, I mentioned
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the pool party coming up on Saturday, July twenty seventh at the Fraternal Order
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of Eagles on our Turo Drive in
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a grill to order, food,
sand, volleyball pit, hang out in
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the shade, fans, all the
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afternoon with a special presentation of the
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was just gonna say, I had
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where the Foe is, it is
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time, the left side, Yeah, yeah, and Arboretum will be on
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your left. You turn right on
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way down Google Maps. That's right
there. Yeah, foie. So anyway,
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some additional things that we will have
at the Treehouse pool party on Saturday,
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July twenty seven, from one to
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is We're going to have some merch
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This isn't just you know, Treehouse
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extremely special, limited edition, very
kick ass merch, only available through the
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Treehouse. And the merch will include
things like shirts. I believe cooozies have
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been ordered. We'll have some stickers
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Treehouse hats, and again this is
all going to be Oh see, this
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is why if you're not a subscriber
on our Patreon channel patreon dot com slash
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Treehouse on air, you could see
that Trey has the prototype of the Treehouse
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Pool party hat, and you would
see it if you were a Patreon subscriber.
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Sharp look, yeah, lean in
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Trey, it is a Yeah,
that looks good. You did an
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outstanding job these are It's an excellent
cap. It is a trucker cap summer
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colors. And the company that ordered
these from is based in Florida and they
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wouldn't send the single prototype hat to
me in the Virgin Island. So I
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had descended to Trey in Dallas to
make sure that it was up up to
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par for us to sell at the
Foe Pool party, and it got sent.
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Tray picked it up and yeah,
it looks absolutely outstanding. So I'm
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excited. So if you're listening,
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come to the event on Saturday,
July twenty seventh, you'll be able to
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see and get your own Treehouse Pool
Party hat, which is very awesome.
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The design, the logo, the
artwork was actually designed by my wife based
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on a true story, based on
a punchline. It really is that the
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hat is a combination of a few
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a punchline that will not die and
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good one. So there you have
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inside the Treehouse So again, that's
at the tree Housepital party at the Foe
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in Dallas, Saturday, July twenty
seventh, the day after mister Trenholm's fiftieth
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birthday. Yeah, so I was
going to wait to give you a present
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tray, but I figure, you
know what, the hat will be your
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birthday present from from me in Terara. I appreciate it. I'm kidding.
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We'll figure something else out. But
it really does look good. I'm actually
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very pleased with how that came out, you know, as I told you,
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like, I'm picky with caps.
I don't wear them often because hey,
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I've got big seven and seven eighth
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so but these fit great. The
Saint Tulsa logo is fantastic. You're given
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you're giving out all the secrets.
Oh, I figured they could see it
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on the when I well, they
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Okay, that's all right, we'll
ignore that it actually works. It makes
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the tease even better. And honestly, like you, Trey, I'm I
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am extremely anal about a number of
things, and my hats is near the
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top of the list. I am
beyond picky when it comes to picking out
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a hat. So I'm very excited
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wearing that as well, along with
the shirts, the coozies, and the
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stickers, all available at the tree
House Pool Party Saturday, July twenty seventh,
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one four pm at the Foe in
Dallas. All Right, I feel
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good. Let's make this segment really
worthwhile by doing something really stupid and right
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now, I don't know if I
can think of anything more stupid than a
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man accused of breaking into a pet
store and he was found by police sleeping
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with hamsters in his pants. Insert
Richard Gear joke here, Yeah, that
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would be the obvious thing. An
Ohio man is accused of breaking into several
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stores, which those of us in
the Treehouse No means seven, including a
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pet store where he let various animals
loose, but police said they found the
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man asleep in the store with the
hamsters in his pants. Obviously not something
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that the police officers come across every
day, but it certainly does make for
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an interesting sound bite when the news
goes and speaks to, you know,
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the officers on the scene about what
they found. You say it all the
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time, and we never know what
to expect in our job. And one
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day you know you're you're running after
a suspect. The next day you're running
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after affair or a bunny. Sometimes
they're one of the same. I would
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think though, that the suspect with
hamster and his with hamsters in his pants
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would be easier to catch. Do
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his pants or did the hamsters?
Did he pass out and the hamsters climbed
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in? Oh? That is a
massively important question. Let me see if
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I can get you an answer on
this. Hang with me one second.
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Uh. In Columbus, Ohio,
police arrested a suspect who they believe broke
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into several businesses in the city West
side, including a pet store where several
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animals were released. Officers responded.
Just after three am, they were notified
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of a burglary alarm going off.
Officers discovered that a restaurant was broken into.
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Detectives obtained video evidence showing a man
with long hair wearing leopard print pajamas.
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It is unclear whether anything was taken
from the restaurant. About one hundred
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yards away, officers found that the
pet Land store was also broken into,
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and several animals were seen running around
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dogs, multiple birds, a hamster, and at least two bunnies. Police
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Sergeant Joe Albert said officers were still
searching for a couple of rabbits and birds
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and a ferret. While searching the
area, police discovered the famous footwear store
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had been broken into. He said. Hiss believed the suspect is connected to
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the break ins at the three businesses. They said. The suspect, who
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was identified as Matthew Pancake, was
found sleeping near the Big Lots on Roberts
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Road at four forty seven am.
They arrested him and discovered there were four
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hamsters in his pants, so since
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he was sleeping in front of the
big lots. I'm going to assume
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that he stuffed the hamsters in his
pants and then slept with them. That's
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yeah. When you said leopard print
pajamas, I was gonna go with,
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yeah, you put him in there. He had a rough night at the
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bar, didn't get any action,
went home. What can I do now?
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Yeah? But I bet in his
mind he was thinking when he was
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going to retell the story to his
buddies the next day, it was going
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to be like, yeah, so
it was four girls when in reality hampster
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wheel on his taint. Yeah.
Usually when guys are trying to turn,
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you know, trying to turn the
mississ on, they tried the hell copter
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thing, not the hempster reel well
holding up a little sign that says who
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wants to ride? You're listening to
the Treehouse. Visit us online at Treehouse
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on air dot com. You're in
the Treehouse, Visit us online at Treehouse
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on Air dot com. I wanted
to also mention this, this is another
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fun announcement that we get to make
inside the Treehouse on the heels of the
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fun and exciting merch that will be
available at the Treehouse School Party at the
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Foe in Dallas Saturday, July July
twenty seventh, from one to four pm.
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We've got a new rule inside the
Treehouse and that is five percent of
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all gross revenues that come into the
Treehouse Podcast Network, we'll go into the
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Listener's Foundation. One of the most
common questions we receive, whether it's email,
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social media, in person, it
is typically is the foundation still going,
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Which honestly is a flattering and positive
question because we haven't had to write
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a check in almost two years.
There's been a couple instances where it was
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very close that a check was written, but some of the couple of those
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debts were not exactly in the line
of duty, and we are limited to
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in the line duty deaths only when
it comes to police officers and firefighters in
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DFW. But when people ask that
question, the reason why they ask it
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right now is because we haven't,
like I said, haven't had to write
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a check in almost two years.
So that's a good thing. But we
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still raise money for the foundation.
The foundation still has a good chunk of
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money in it to be used when
needed. Unfortunately, it is. It's
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reality. It's going to be a
win, not an iff. But we're
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ready to roll when we need to
and to that in we want to make
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sure that we keep contributing to it. And so that's why five percent of
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all gross revenues that come into the
Treehouse Podcast network will be donated into the
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Listeners Foundation. So there you have
it. That's some good information for everyone
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to have. And if you want
to advertise inside the show speaking of revenues
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coming into the show, you can
do that. Just contact us Treehouse on
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Air at gmail dot com. We
would love to work together, right Trey,
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Yeah, absolutely, because the more
advertising dollars we can bring in,
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the more we can donate by into
the foundation, and then maybe the more
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I can afford to fly back to
Texas and do more in person events and
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not have to fly Spirit Airlines where
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it is, we take a week
and get Let's finish today on something extra
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stupid, and I'd like to thank
you Trey for finding this especially stupid story.
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A Provo Utah woman has become the
fastest mermaid in the world at the
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mur Olympics. I did not know
until you sent me the story trade that
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the mur Olympics were a thing that's
I did not know that either until I
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ran across the story, but on
a lot of of all the success of
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the hobby horse competitions. Oh yes, that's where the stickhorse people. Uh
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huh have you seen videos of that? Oh? Yeah, yeah, yeah
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for our old school listeners. Insert
Dan Lewis joke here. A lot of
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young girls pretend to be a mermaid
while swimming in a pool or in the
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ocean, But one provo Utah woman
has made that dream come true and competed
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in the Olympics. Mia sim Is
twenty two. She became the fastest mermaid
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in the world in May when she
competed at the Swiss Olympics in Geneva,
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Switzerland. The Olympics have been around
since twenty fifteen and the competition is held
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every two years. She's also been
mermaiding. I need to reread that sentence
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because I need to make sure you
get every nuance of this story. Okay,
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you ready. She's officially been mermaiding
for ten years, which then begs
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the question, what have you been
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is the governing body that awards you
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be the IOM or the the IMC. Maybe the International mer Olympics Committee.
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H. So she's been officially mermaiding
for ten years, and she said the
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my Olympics have really boomed in the
past five years. She says, this
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is elite athleticism you can get out
of mermaids. Many mermaids will do pageants
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or events, but the my Olympics
are solely designed to prove athleticism. You
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want to know what the five events
are at the my Olympics, trade yes,
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please. Number one speed, the
athletes race along the top of the
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water for fifty meters. Number two
rescue, the mermaid has to do a
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twenty five meter submerged swim and rest
you a dummy. Number three underwater posing.
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Each person dives down and poses for
a photo and then has to swim
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away for the next person to take
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this one is the hardest. Also
figures the competitor has to perform three of
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ten mermaid figures. And finally,
ecology, the athlete dives down and retrieves
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as much trash as possible in ninety
seconds. So it's not only an athletic
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event. It also would check off
your community service box. It's fascinating though,
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that the winner of the mer Olympics
is from a a landlocked state that
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doesn't have an ocean. You know
what, Tray, Sometimes the Disney films
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just right themselves. You can't be
a mermaid. What's the girl's name?
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Mia? You can't be a mermaid? Miya. You live on a mountain.
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I'll show you. There's a song
and dance number right there. Oh
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man, can't wait to see who
they cast that role with. All Right,
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there you go. That's the Treehouse
episode for today, number one oh
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Treehouse. Appreciate it, see it
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It is time to leave your worries
outside and laugh with us inside the tree
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House. I'm Dan O'Malley, along
with Trey Trenholm and Raj Sharma. Coming
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up on today's Pick Show, we
have a special announcement about the Treehouse Pool
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party that is coming up at the
end of the month. We're also going
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to be debuting a new game.
I use the term game very loosely here.
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We'll be debuting Versus. It is
the terrifying new game from the Treehouse.
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It was born in the previous episode
and it comes into its own in
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this one. That'll be very interesting
debuting Verses today in the Treehouse. But
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first I need to tell you about
something that happened recently. It actually happened
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a few days ago. I need
to tell you about the explosion that happened
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in our home. But do you
yes? I shared just about everything with
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you guys, and I'm sure as
hell not about to start stopping telling you
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guys major life events that happened to
me. You guys, by the way,
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are welcome to share those same life
events like Trey did in the previous
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episode where he told us about his
most successful recent romantic relationship with the woman
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he had to remove from his bar
walker three blocks to a different bar are
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uh And it was a thing of
beauty and we appreciated that. And I
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want to make sure I mentioned that
again, Trey. I appreciate you sharing
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with us. Have you started looking
up real estate and by Sean, because
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you know there's more than just her. I'm just saying, if you want
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to be crazy adjacent, No,
it's like, you know, we had
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a full we had a full romance
in three blocks. I mean, love
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hate, you know, just crazy
tears laughing. You're the greatest. You're
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an ass. Just you can't talk. Mean it just it completed me.
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It it satiated my need for a
relationship for the rest of this year.
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You're like the Olympics. You're good
for a few more years. Team wins
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again. I think that might be
the first time. It's the first time
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they're taking home the gold. Yeah, Trey took home the flag bearer.
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Well, actually didn't take her home. He just took her from one bar
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to the next. Uh. No, So I need to tell you guys
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about the explosion that happened in our
home recently. Here's what happened. Okay,
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I was actually recording commercials with Jacqueline
from Brooks Plumbing last week, right,
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and as i'm I record in the
same fashion that we record here.
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It's virtual. You know. She's
in you know, Garland and I'm here
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in the Islands. And so we're
in the middle of recording one of one
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of the commercials for Brooks Plumbing,
and off to my right, I hear
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a pop and not like bubble wrap
pop, but not quite a you know,
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C four pipe bomb explosion, but
a good healthy pop to wear back
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into the left. And I try
to ignore it because I'm a professional.
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It's like, okay, I'm gonna
power through, ignore it and just get
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the spot recorded with Jaqueline. And
then about ten seconds later, one of
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the most horrific smells that has ever
entered my nostrils assaulted me. And at
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that point I look over towards the
kitchen where Tera is doing something, and
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she's looking back at me like white
eyed, not quite in hysterics, but
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something bad has clearly happened. So
at that point I wrap up the commercial
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with Jacqueline, and then i'd tell
Jacqueline, give me five minutes and find
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out what's going on. I go
over and there was a small egg explosion
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in the kitchen, a small,
severely rotten egg explosion. And when I
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say severely rotten, I don't even
think this qualifies as rotten. This is
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something worse. This is something that
should only really pop up on a questionable
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sci fi movie on the sci Fi
Channel at like three a before the vaginal
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mesh infomercials, you know. So
the backstory. The backstory here is since
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we no longer have chickens because we're
on Saint John not Saint Thomas, Tara's
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been feeding this little family of chickens. It's a mama hen and five chicks.
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The other day, in this yard
outside of our building, I found
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an egg. And it's a yard
we walked through every day. So hey,
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look, I'm assuming this is a
fresh egg. I bring it inside,
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and a couple of days later is
when Tara decides, all right,
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we're gonna cook this egg. I
mean, you think about it, free
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range organic. I'm assuming you can't
get any more free range chicken egg than
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dropped in the middle of a field
next to your apartment building from a wild
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chicken. Okay, at this point, I would like to tell you,
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guys, if you ever come across
a and the egg in a field.
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Leave it, don't touch it,
don't pick it up, don't bring it
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inside. Definitely, do not have
any intention of cooking said egg. Yeah,
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I don't think, as much as
my curiosity sometimes gets the best of
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me, I would never think to
pick up field egg. Yeah, especially
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the one that's been in the sunshine. And that's exactly right. Well,
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I had to learn that lesson the
hard way. YouTube jerks. The sun
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cooked it before you did, and
then we waited about three days to crack
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it open. So wait here here
it gets better because yeah, well not
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for Terah, because she was the
one that decided to try to cook it.
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She goes to crack the egg to
then put it in the pan.
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So when it does the you know
the click when she smashes it on the
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counter, she tries to break the
egg on the counter, and on like
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the second or third tap, it
explodes like it doesn't just like do like
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a tiny crack and splinter like a
typical egg. No, it explodes.
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It's got a bunch of sulfur gas. A bunch of sulfur gas comes pouring
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out along with a mysterious green yogurt
light consistency, liquidy, clumpy thing that
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is now oozing out of the egg
at this point, I don't know that.
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When I'm recording the commercial with Jacqueline, I just smell the I heard
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the pop, and then I smelled
the aftermath. And then when I saw
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Terra's face when I looked over,
it was sheer horror. And we were
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picking up food yesterday and we were
talking about it again because she's like,
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oh, don't forget. You need
to tell the guys about the egg explosion.
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She looked up photos of what happened. She didn't take photo because she
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couldn't stand it, but she took
She looked up photos on Google images of
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what it looks like. Right,
I see both your hands up, hang
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on a second. Yes, And
she was going to show it to me
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because she loves me and wants me
to continue to be able to eat eggs.
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She said, you know what,
I think it's better that you don't
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see this. Yes, is it
an egg? That egg actually has had
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like a little chicken it and then
it composed And yeah, uh maybe I
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don't. I don't know because you've
ever raised chickens, you've you've got the
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egg that yeah, you all that
I've seen. I've seen I've seen the
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egg where it has the you know, the partially formed you know, chickenside.
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But apparently what what popped out of
this was just all green yogurt like
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ooze. So whatever was in there
head turned. Yeah. It actually makes
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me think the zombie if the zombie
apocalypse starts, it will have started it
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with that chicken egg. Yes,
it was. Here's and this is just
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how my brain works. Like,
you've been walking through this field. Do
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this is what Dan does? Uh? And for days and days and days
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feeding the hen and the baby never
saw an egg. And then on like
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the fourth or fifth day're like,
hey, let's turn that into an omelet.
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Uh, and the sun if it
could talk, went Dan, I
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did that like four days ago.
Uh, don't crack this egg and you
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got a decomposed fetus. Is what
you smashed on your counter. I think
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what I think, what we opened
up in the kitchen is something that will
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eventually have it's on Netflix documentary and
will then be featured on our friends show
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Sinisterhood podcast. Yeah, so how
was it? Did you smell? Huh?
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Smell no, God, No,
we put that thing in the trash
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and took the trash out and then
left the house. Did did you throw
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the pan out? No, we
just cleaned them. I don't did it
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did the egg make it into the
pan? Tara said it made it on
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us to debut our new game,
Versus. This was born out of the
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previous episode where I asked you guys
about would you rather m in a death
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match? You have to choose your
opponent, and I asked you would you
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want that opponent to be a meth
field attack squirrel or Gary Busey, And
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I think you both went Gary Busey. No, I think we both know
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yeah, because the myth has a
chance of eating the squirrel's teeth. That's
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never gonna Eaty's teeth, That's right, Okay, So you both went with
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the met field attack squirrel. So
I started ruminating about that since then,
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and I decided, you know,
that sounds like a fun game we can
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play on the show. So would
you like to play version of the official
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new version of Versus with me?
Now? Yeah? Absolutely famous? Last
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word nothing, Pucy. We shall
see, gentlemen, it's time to play
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versus. A hot topic on the
show recently has been eighties playground equipment that
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we all grew up on playing and
building up scar tissue and character and grit
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and various viruses and things, built
up a solid immunity over the years.
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Right, So here's my question for
you, through all the playground stuff we've
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been talking about recently in the treehouse, in a death match, I need
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you to choose your opponent. Would
you rather take on a single ISIS fighter
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or an entire class of fourth graders
from the eighties. Now, if you're
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I'm going to give you a moment
to think about this. If you're wondering,
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why would I choose these seemingly very
different entities, Here's why. Remember
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back in the early mid two thousands
or so, when like Taliban and ISIS
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and they would release their terrorist training
videos and all it really was was guys
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in black masks on the monkey bars
one after another. Yes, didn't really
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intimidate any of us, did it, because we all that stuff we all
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did in like elementary school, and
honestly looked cooler doing it. And they
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had sand to fall on in their
video we had actual limestone gravel with glass
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and things. So that is why
I am putting these two together in our
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first edition of Verses. So I'm
going to ask you again the question.
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In a death match, you must
choose your opponent. Would you rather take
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on a single ISIS fighter or an
entire class of fourth grade from the eighties
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not current fourth graders? Because playgrounds
are made out of hugs. That's not
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That's it, Trey. I will
start with you can the fourth graders ask
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questions? Mmm? Ironically, that's
a great question, Trey. I think
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it's important that in a death match
that the individuals involved get to use all
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the tools at their disposal. So
I'm going to say yes. I said,
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I'm gonna go with the ISIS fighter
because you're afraid if I die,
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at least be peaceful. Be more
peaceful. Twenty five fourth graders asking a
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bunch of questions? Yeah, no, interesting? Do they ask the questions
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simultaneously? And do they have a
number of questions that they can ask before
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they have to stop? It's a
death match, rag, anything's possible,
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so they can all at the same
time just start shouting out questions. Sure,
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I'm gonna take the fourth graders because
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one time the suicide vest is in
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Like that, that's the only building
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teacher's lounge. Yeah, if you
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asking questions with no end and no
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respond to their questions. They just
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and over again, the same ones. Yeah, that guy is gonna that
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guy's gonna explode himself. I'm fascinated
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Raj you chose the fourth graders,
you chose the fourth graders, and Trey
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you went with the Isis fighter because
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just gonna he's just gonna, like
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everybody. Look in my scenario,
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up for this kind of war.
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for playing our very first official edition
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very much. Yeah, and now
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What's more important the best contractor or
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be identical to mine. And there's
an old saying that you can get a
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contractor that's fast, cheap and good
or a high quality, and you can
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typically get two out of three,
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but it won't be good. And
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and good, but it won't be
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if you're working with a good contractor. If you're clear enough about what your
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earlier in the show, I mentioned
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the pool party coming up on Saturday, July twenty seventh at the Fraternal Order
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of Eagles on our Turo Drive in
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a grill to order, food,
sand, volleyball pit, hang out in
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the shade, fans, all the
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afternoon with a special presentation of the
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was just gonna say, I had
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where the Foe is, it is
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time, the left side, Yeah, yeah, and Arboretum will be on
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your left. You turn right on
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way down Google Maps. That's right
there. Yeah, foie. So anyway,
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some additional things that we will have
at the Treehouse pool party on Saturday,
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July twenty seven, from one to
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is We're going to have some merch
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This isn't just you know, Treehouse
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extremely special, limited edition, very
kick ass merch, only available through the
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Treehouse. And the merch will include
things like shirts. I believe cooozies have
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been ordered. We'll have some stickers
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Treehouse hats, and again this is
all going to be Oh see, this
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is why if you're not a subscriber
on our Patreon channel patreon dot com slash
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Treehouse on air, you could see
that Trey has the prototype of the Treehouse
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Pool party hat, and you would
see it if you were a Patreon subscriber.
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Sharp look, yeah, lean in
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Trey, it is a Yeah,
that looks good. You did an
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outstanding job these are It's an excellent
cap. It is a trucker cap summer
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colors. And the company that ordered
these from is based in Florida and they
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wouldn't send the single prototype hat to
me in the Virgin Island. So I
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had descended to Trey in Dallas to
make sure that it was up up to
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par for us to sell at the
Foe Pool party, and it got sent.
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Tray picked it up and yeah,
it looks absolutely outstanding. So I'm
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excited. So if you're listening,
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come to the event on Saturday,
July twenty seventh, you'll be able to
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see and get your own Treehouse Pool
Party hat, which is very awesome.
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The design, the logo, the
artwork was actually designed by my wife based
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on a true story, based on
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hat is a combination of a few
different things based on actual life experiences and
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a punchline that will not die and
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good one. So there you have
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inside the Treehouse So again, that's
at the tree Housepital party at the Foe
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in Dallas, Saturday, July twenty
seventh, the day after mister Trenholm's fiftieth
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birthday. Yeah, so I was
going to wait to give you a present
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tray, but I figure, you
know what, the hat will be your
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birthday present from from me in Terara. I appreciate it. I'm kidding.
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We'll figure something else out. But
it really does look good. I'm actually
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very pleased with how that came out, you know, as I told you,
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like, I'm picky with caps.
I don't wear them often because hey,
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I've got big seven and seven eighth
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so but these fit great. The
Saint Tulsa logo is fantastic. You're given
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you're giving out all the secrets.
Oh, I figured they could see it
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on the when I well, they
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Okay, that's all right, we'll
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the tease even better. And honestly, like you, Trey, I'm I
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am extremely anal about a number of
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top of the list. I am
beyond picky when it comes to picking out
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a hat. So I'm very excited
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wearing that as well, along with
the shirts, the coozies, and the
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stickers, all available at the tree
House Pool Party Saturday, July twenty seventh,
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one four pm at the Foe in
Dallas. All Right, I feel
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good. Let's make this segment really
worthwhile by doing something really stupid and right
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now, I don't know if I
can think of anything more stupid than a
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man accused of breaking into a pet
store and he was found by police sleeping
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with hamsters in his pants. Insert
Richard Gear joke here, Yeah, that
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would be the obvious thing. An
Ohio man is accused of breaking into several
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stores, which those of us in
the Treehouse No means seven, including a
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pet store where he let various animals
loose, but police said they found the
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man asleep in the store with the
hamsters in his pants. Obviously not something
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that the police officers come across every
day, but it certainly does make for
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an interesting sound bite when the news
goes and speaks to, you know,
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the officers on the scene about what
they found. You say it all the
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time, and we never know what
to expect in our job. And one
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day you know you're you're running after
a suspect. The next day you're running
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after affair or a bunny. Sometimes
they're one of the same. I would
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think though, that the suspect with
hamster and his with hamsters in his pants
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would be easier to catch. Do
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his pants or did the hamsters?
Did he pass out and the hamsters climbed
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in? Oh? That is a
massively important question. Let me see if
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I can get you an answer on
this. Hang with me one second.
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Uh. In Columbus, Ohio,
police arrested a suspect who they believe broke
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into several businesses in the city West
side, including a pet store where several
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animals were released. Officers responded.
Just after three am, they were notified
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of a burglary alarm going off.
Officers discovered that a restaurant was broken into.
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Detectives obtained video evidence showing a man
with long hair wearing leopard print pajamas.
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It is unclear whether anything was taken
from the restaurant. About one hundred
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yards away, officers found that the
pet Land store was also broken into,
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and several animals were seen running around
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dogs, multiple birds, a hamster, and at least two bunnies. Police
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Sergeant Joe Albert said officers were still
searching for a couple of rabbits and birds
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and a ferret. While searching the
area, police discovered the famous footwear store
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had been broken into. He said. Hiss believed the suspect is connected to
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the break ins at the three businesses. They said. The suspect, who
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was identified as Matthew Pancake, was
found sleeping near the Big Lots on Roberts
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Road at four forty seven am.
They arrested him and discovered there were four
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hamsters in his pants, so since
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he was sleeping in front of the
big lots. I'm going to assume
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that he stuffed the hamsters in his
pants and then slept with them. That's
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yeah. When you said leopard print
pajamas, I was gonna go with,
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yeah, you put him in there. He had a rough night at the
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bar, didn't get any action,
went home. What can I do now?
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Yeah? But I bet in his
mind he was thinking when he was
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going to retell the story to his
buddies the next day, it was going
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to be like, yeah, so
it was four girls when in reality hampster
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wheel on his taint. Yeah.
Usually when guys are trying to turn,
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you know, trying to turn the
mississ on, they tried the hell copter
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thing, not the hempster reel well
holding up a little sign that says who
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wants to ride? You're listening to
the Treehouse. Visit us online at Treehouse
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on air dot com. You're in
the Treehouse, Visit us online at Treehouse
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on Air dot com. I wanted
to also mention this, this is another
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fun announcement that we get to make
inside the Treehouse on the heels of the
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fun and exciting merch that will be
available at the Treehouse School Party at the
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Foe in Dallas Saturday, July July
twenty seventh, from one to four pm.
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We've got a new rule inside the
Treehouse and that is five percent of
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all gross revenues that come into the
Treehouse Podcast Network, we'll go into the
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Listener's Foundation. One of the most
common questions we receive, whether it's email,
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social media, in person, it
is typically is the foundation still going,
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Which honestly is a flattering and positive
question because we haven't had to write
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a check in almost two years.
There's been a couple instances where it was
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very close that a check was written, but some of the couple of those
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debts were not exactly in the line
of duty, and we are limited to
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in the line duty deaths only when
it comes to police officers and firefighters in
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DFW. But when people ask that
question, the reason why they ask it
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right now is because we haven't,
like I said, haven't had to write
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a check in almost two years.
So that's a good thing. But we
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still raise money for the foundation.
The foundation still has a good chunk of
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money in it to be used when
needed. Unfortunately, it is. It's
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reality. It's going to be a
win, not an iff. But we're
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ready to roll when we need to
and to that in we want to make
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sure that we keep contributing to it. And so that's why five percent of
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all gross revenues that come into the
Treehouse Podcast network will be donated into the
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Listeners Foundation. So there you have
it. That's some good information for everyone
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to have. And if you want
to advertise inside the show speaking of revenues
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coming into the show, you can
do that. Just contact us Treehouse on
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Air at gmail dot com. We
would love to work together, right Trey,
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Yeah, absolutely, because the more
advertising dollars we can bring in,
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the more we can donate by into
the foundation, and then maybe the more
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I can afford to fly back to
Texas and do more in person events and
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not have to fly Spirit Airlines where
they trap me in Fort Lauderdale. As
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it is, we take a week
and get Let's finish today on something extra
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stupid, and I'd like to thank
you Trey for finding this especially stupid story.
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A Provo Utah woman has become the
fastest mermaid in the world at the
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mur Olympics. I did not know
until you sent me the story trade that
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the mur Olympics were a thing that's
I did not know that either until I
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ran across the story, but on
a lot of of all the success of
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the hobby horse competitions. Oh yes, that's where the stickhorse people. Uh
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huh have you seen videos of that? Oh? Yeah, yeah, yeah
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for our old school listeners. Insert
Dan Lewis joke here. A lot of
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young girls pretend to be a mermaid
while swimming in a pool or in the
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ocean, But one provo Utah woman
has made that dream come true and competed
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in the Olympics. Mia sim Is
twenty two. She became the fastest mermaid
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in the world in May when she
competed at the Swiss Olympics in Geneva,
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Switzerland. The Olympics have been around
since twenty fifteen and the competition is held
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every two years. She's also been
mermaiding. I need to reread that sentence
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because I need to make sure you
get every nuance of this story. Okay,
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you ready. She's officially been mermaiding
for ten years, which then begs
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the question, what have you been
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is the governing body that awards you
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be the IOM or the the IMC. Maybe the International mer Olympics Committee.
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H. So she's been officially mermaiding
for ten years, and she said the
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my Olympics have really boomed in the
past five years. She says, this
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is elite athleticism you can get out
of mermaids. Many mermaids will do pageants
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or events, but the my Olympics
are solely designed to prove athleticism. You
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want to know what the five events
are at the my Olympics, trade yes,
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please. Number one speed, the
athletes race along the top of the
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water for fifty meters. Number two
rescue, the mermaid has to do a
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twenty five meter submerged swim and rest
you a dummy. Number three underwater posing.
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Each person dives down and poses for
a photo and then has to swim
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away for the next person to take
their spot. Our champion said she thinks
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this one is the hardest. Also
figures the competitor has to perform three of
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ten mermaid figures. And finally,
ecology, the athlete dives down and retrieves
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as much trash as possible in ninety
seconds. So it's not only an athletic
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event. It also would check off
your community service box. It's fascinating though,
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that the winner of the mer Olympics
is from a a landlocked state that
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doesn't have an ocean. You know
what, Tray, Sometimes the Disney films
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just right themselves. You can't be
a mermaid. What's the girl's name?
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Mia? You can't be a mermaid? Miya. You live on a mountain.
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I'll show you. There's a song
and dance number right there. Oh
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man, can't wait to see who
they cast that role with. All Right,
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there you go. That's the Treehouse
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